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synthshenanigans · 2 months
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why does CJ have sm beef with the sun & moon tho like what is his deal
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todayisafridaynight · 9 months
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i went on a walk and came back 60% more evil
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coquelicoq · 1 year
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sorry for being obsessed with the sky copper royal clutch. as if it's my fault.
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thewiglesswonder · 1 year
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maelstrom seems like she'd take posthaste around on a child leash
Nonsense, her creation can wreak havoc as he pleases! That is, when that havoc is confined to the ground. She did have to invest in a tether when he took a drone alt-mode when he was about toddler-age, because as much as she loves her creation, he's terrible at flying.
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liebelesbe · 2 years
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There was a dragon-fly in our house??? hello girl
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dumbseee · 8 months
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stalker. pt.2.
masterlist.
charles leclerc x reader. / ? x reader.
fc: lalisa manoban.
note: thanks you guys for 1k!!! i love seeing everyone’s reactions to my aus it really warms my heart <3 i love youuuuuuu <333
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y/n: thanks again @.apmmonaco for inviting me again! raising money for charity is something really important for me, and i’ll continue to do it till the end. you can donate too right here: www.donateforcharity.com
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fan1: a fucking goddess
fan2: charles fumbled HARD
fan3: men really can’t handle bad bitches
isahernaez: stunning!
fan4: the fact that they were ALL there lmao
fan5: apparently they were sitting near each other…
fan6: where is deuxmoi when you need them.
fan7: how to be a fly in that room tbh
fan8: can we STOP talking about musty charles and appreciate y/n’s beauty and work for charity??
fan9: y/n can do better than him anyway, her family literally owns half of monaco
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y/n: enjoying some sun with friends :)
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fan1: "friends" hm? then why is your fucking bestie still in monaco, y/n???
fan2: and who tf is that?
fan3: GUYS CHILL let the girl catch some dicks omg
fan4: i hope charles is crying rn
fan5: nah but charles must be regretting all his life choices
fan6: i wonder who that friend is
fan7: she looks so good tho
fan8: let’s stop talking about HER love life she’s a grown ass adult
fan9: my girl is thriving we love to see it <3
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you did your best to ignore the look in people’s eyes when they saw you in the paddock. after all, what was a driver’s ex girlfriend doing here? to be fair, you didn’t even know yourself, but he asked you to come and for a reason that is still foreign to you, you said yes. because who could say no to him?
it felt weird tho, coming here alone and supporting someone else, it was weird to you. especially because your ex boyfriend was here with the girl he cheated on you with. no wonder everyone was looking at you. but you didn’t care, you knew why you were here, and charles wasn’t going to ruin this moment.
"y/n!" a familiar voice made you sigh in relief, it was your friend, lily. she greeted you with her signature smile and hugged you tightly. "i haven’t seen you in such a long time." she took a step back and you smiled at her. you loved this tiny woman so much, she was a huge support for you during the breakup and even now. "i missed you too! where is alex?" you asked, your friend’s boyfriend not in sight which was weird because these two were tied at the hip. "doing interviews with logan. but let’s not talk about boys, how are you?" you two linked arms and walked through the paddock. "i’m fine actually, it’s weird but i think i’m moving on." you smiled and looked at the sky, knowing exactly why you were moving on so quickly. "i’m happy then." she smiled back but it dropped away from her face quickly, when she saw something in your way. when you followed her gaze you chest tightened when you saw charles and his girlfriend. when she saw you she immediately jumped in charles’s arms to kiss him, which caught him off guard and annoyed him.
an arm on your shoulder finally snapped you out of it, when you looked on your right to see who suddenly appeared next to you, you saw him. and all your sorrow immediately disappeared like rain when the sun is shining.
"hi, beautiful." he said, and you couldn’t help but smile.
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carlossainz55: red is still your color by the way.
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mit0bee · 9 months
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Twisted Wonderland boys with an S/O who's afraid of bugs (me too)
Did I literally just post 5 minutes ago? yes. am i posting again? yes. Stuff you should read: Bulleted HC's because i dont feel like writing an essay like i did with floyds tent hc, no beta we die like men, mention of multiple types of bugs Characters: Leona Kingscholar, Malleus Draconia, Trey Clover, Jamil Viper, Vil Schoenheit, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt, Floyd Leech
(can be read as platonic but i did write it with a romantic relationship in mind)
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
Leona literally came running into the room thinking you had died or smthn, but no. you were screaming, standing on his bed....all over a small cockroach.
Bro actually sighed. like, a super big sigh, one that youd only get from a dissapointed mother while he stomped on the bug.
"Seriously, Herbivore? You took care of multiple overblots, but a single cockroach gets you all worked up?"
hes grinning so hard. youd want to punch him with how hard hes grinning.
all hes thinking is about the amount he can tease you about this
but, yes. he does get rid of the bug.
unless he was sleeping. then he forces asks ruggie to do it nicely.
MALLEUS DRACONIA
implodes the bug.
im not kidding.
he literally goes full on oceangate on that bug and implodes it
you didnt even have time to properly freak out before the bug was wiped off the face of the earth
"tsunotarou what was that sound?"
"nothing light of my life" *hiding bug corpse*
"are you sure bc i thought i saw a bug"
"nope. no bugs here? should we buy some bug repellant to ease your mind?"
".....no its okay."
you knew he somehow killed the bug.
and it only made you love him even more than you already do.
TREY CLOVER
catches the bug for you and lets it outside.
unlike the first two, he tries his best not to kill the bug.
he pulls the "how would you feel if i stomp on you and kill you?"
"if you killed me while i was a bug i'd thank you"
"you'd be dead, [name]."
"....id thank you from the grave."
he just sighs and shakes his head
probably convinces riddle to let him put anti-bug measures around heartslaybul for you (it didnt take much convincing riddle hates bugs too)
JAMIL VIPER
screams with you
probably set ramshackle on fire more than once while visiting you
you both have to call kalim or adeuce to come exterminate the single cockroach on the ground
again, that one tik tok sound where its like
"YOU KILL THE BUG, YOURE THE MAN!"
"SINCE WHEN."
thats a daily interaction between the two of you
if it happened at scarabia, he'd stay at ramshackle for the next month
literally would abandon kalim (or if he really cant be trusted he'd just bring kalim with him to make sure he didn't cause any problems)
VIL SCHOENHIET
screams with you x2
isn't as dramatic as jamil, but he definitely freaks out about it too.
about the bugs? no. about the bug bites.
again, youd have to call someone to save the both of you so you dont pass tf out and die while he gets eaten alive by a fruit fly
wym fruit flies dont bite? you cant be too cautious.
somehow always has bug repellant with him in the warm seasons
hes prepared and will NOT get any bug bites
EPEL FELMIER
zero reaction, or has a positive one.
"what in tarnation do you mean you hate bugs?! they help with fertilizer blah blah blah blah blah blah (i dont know farming stuff)!"
you have to CONVINCE him to get rid of the bugs, but he'll eventually cave and do it just for you
if you ask him to put up anti-insect measures he'd look at you like youre crazy
"[name]. bugs are actually really good for our ecosystem. back at home we always had to take care of the bugs, or else our crops would die."
"shut up. please. ily, but i cant deal with these bugs."
"okay okay okay fine"
will reluctantly set them up
overall a 4/10 for bug measures he will do it just not unless you beg
SEBEK ZIGVOLT
yells.
not in fear, but in anger because how DARE such a miniscule thing try to terrify the people he cares about?!
doesnt explode it like malleus
but strikes it with lightning.
yk his dorm card groovy? thats what hes doing to a little centipede.
expects you to praise him for protecting you
sure, its a given that he would, but he would very much so appreciate your thanks, and maybe a head pat or smthn
give him one.
now.
FLOYD LEECH
like trey, he lets the bug free
sometimes.
other times he kills it and chases you with the corpse
or keeps it alive and chases you with the living bug
if you REALLYYYYYYYYYY dont like bugs, like straight up sobbing, freaking out, then he wont but otherwise? have fun bro
someone has to seperate you two when you see a bug, because he will do something
sometimes if he's feeling generous he wont do anything and you'll be like "tf? what did you do to be so nice?"
"cant i just be generous towards my shrimpy?"
"no."
".....yeah i almost grilled grim thinking he was food."
"you WHAT."
all of this because of a simple bug
oh to be young and in love ----------------------- m.list @mit0ee 's work, please do not steal!
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bellewintersroe · 6 months
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Jenson Button x Famous!Reader 2009
you’re a famous British model and actress who’s dating Jenson Button during 2009 GP. You’re also his biggest support but you get a name for yourself in the British press as being a bit of a ‘wild child’. Cameras constantly follow you around the grid, but Jenson is absolutely smitten by your crazy antics.
warnings: headcanons mentions of sex, oral sex, innuendos, Jenson is in love with her like teeth rotting cuteness, mentions of public flashing?!
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I feel like Jenson and y/n would meet a year prior to starting to go out, when she was still in a relationship with somebody else. She’s a little younger, maybe when they actually start dating she’s 22 and he’s like 29?
anyway he’s heard of her before and sees her and his friends are all hyping him up to say something, maybe they’re at an after party where there’s lots of big names.
he walks around the corner all hyped up, then sees you snogging this other fella and he’s deep down crushed.
anyway a year later you’re single and he sweeps you off your feet, absolutely buzzing that this time nobody got in his way.
the relationship moves naturally, you’re both young and still (kinda) like to party, the British press go WILD that the two of you are together. You’d attend as many races as possible, being in the front row and cheering him on each time.
there’s one incident specifically where you’re cheering from below as he stands on the podium. He’s grinning directly towards you and giggling you go to lift your top to flash him cheekily.
the camera ALL point to you but it’s his publicist that stops you, waving a hand in a panicked manner. “I wasn’t really going to!” You’d exclaim, glancing back up to Jenson whose jaw was dropped in excitement. The crowd was ‘wheeeeying’ each time you went to lift your top mischievously, but you ended up getting told off.
he’d love it when you rode tf out of him, titties in his face.
you’d get a reputation for partying together, but the tabloids make it seem far worse than what you actually do.
The uk papers love trying to get a good scandal out of the two of you, but you’re so close knit and stay out of drama it’s all aload of bollocks.
always getting caught in compromising positions, eg, he’s grabbing your bum or boobs.
you once got caught reaching under the blanket to rest a hand teasingly over his crotch.
he’d be such a tease omg, especially when he get a little cocky after winning a race.
but he really is a sweetheart, the media like to present you both as some kind of crazy, party animal couples and there’s sooo many rumours that fly around (none of them are true).
The two of you would 100% become more private and reserved as you got older, but especially in the first few years you’re a magnet for cameras.
you’d often be caught drinking in the paddock or partying, you’d become a staple fashion icon and one of the leading wags. It seems like you’re friends with everybody and anybody, causing you to become a likeable character on the grid.
I feel like Jenson would be so chilled out watching you doing interviews and speaking to whoever, but the minute somebody starts to take advantage of your kindness he’s stepping in.
Like some of the papers print the most misogynistic stories about you ever. We all know paparazzi especially the British press can be ruthless, so there’d be lots of times after nights out where they’re already waiting to hound you coming out of a bar.
One guy tries to take an inappropriate picture of you getting out of a car and Jenson punches him or hits his camera out of his hands, idk he’s just super protective over you.
would take you on soooo many holidays, deffo gets a little frisky on the private beaches and on the yachts, he loves it. He falls in love with you deeper and deeper each time he spends time with you.
Can’t get enough of you in a bikini.
sometimes he’ll get so excited to see you he play fights you and gets a little rough.
loves it when you get a little feisty omg.
when you surprise him at a race he’d wrap his arms so tightly around your front and snuggle his face into the crook of your neck omg he’s so soft idgaf.
massive softie when nobody is watching, isn’t afraid of a little PDA either in front of the right people ;)
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thatbitchery · 3 months
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& remember the first sign of a loser loser loser loser is hating school. Yall should've unfollowed me 2023 this year I'm laying it on you as is.
If you're not in some sort of murder level clas enroll right now. & it has to be so hard it feels like a death sentence
Ladies any form of "escape the matrix" and "you don't need school" & whatever school hating content out there is level down programming meant to keep you stuck and weak. School is the closest imitation to real life you get so dropping a class because it's too hard is your sign to tie yourself to your moms basement and never leave because you sure as heaven not making it in corporate, business, friendships, relationships, and, God Forbid, parenting. You Manifest a future as a stone because that's the most you can do with that mentality. Dropping out because you have anxiety is another great sign to move to the Amazon and cosplay a sloth because if you think there are human interactions in the adult world that won't make you feel anxious ahhh baby my baby. You got it so wrong, baby. If you can't focus in a 30 minute lesson just take your dream board & burn it up burn it upp and try your hand at being a house fly you'll have better luck. If you drop a class because you don't like the teacher stay as far away from romantic relationships and friendships and , especially, corporate & entrepreneurship because girly don't we have news for ya. Can't manage your time? And you want to be a CEO? Are you kidding?
School is the closest imitation to real life you get & the better you are at it the better you are at life, the harder your school life is the better your real life will be. & I mean take biochem engineering & aeronautical engineering first year college, get your ass run over by it BUT learn to sit still, to power through, teamwork, study techniques, etc so no one cares about your A [fun fact most A students don't make it] but did you power through it? K then junior year do the thing you actually like.
Not liking school for whatever reason is loser mentality if you couldn't make it past test drive what makes you think you'll make it on the highway. Back in high-school when I told my grandma I'm giving up on my scholarship because I'm getting bullied and tortured and ostracized her response wasn't a hug it was a slipper grandma of color style because do you think that won't happen in your adulthood? You think you run from a problem and it goes away? Go back in and make it tf. Notice how I'm not focused on what grade you get? My friend works at firm (one of the top of the country) that don't employ people with a history of As , it's not about academic excellence, can you get to cheer practise at 6 am and be in class by 7? What makes you think you can be a mom then? "Independent" can you schedule yourself? Manage classes, sports, hobbies, a part-time job, home chores , friendships, and free time? WHAT DO YOU THINK ADULTHOOD IS ABOUT? what makes you think running from that in school (where you have guidance & forced community) will keep you safe? Out here you're all alone sis. And now the government protects you like a treasure that ID days 18 and its up to you to protect yourself. If you can not sit still in a 30 minutes class you don't like what makes you think you're cut out for corporate? Yall ain't never left your moms house and it shows, no one that has been in the real world has that level of delulu.
Pick the damn calculus class & power from an E to a C- so when you're running your business & you meet hard things you dislike you have muscle memory to power through it & bc your business is something you like it's easier. Go to school with the girls that dislike you & find a way out of that so when your mom in law or officemates are being flaky you know what to do, you don't run. Sit through that class with that one homphobic sexist bigoted teacher so when you land a job at your dream firm you don't resign in six days and sabotage shit because you're delulu enough to think your little tantrum matters.
School , especially boarding school, is the closest imitation to real life you get. Power through it, take advantage of the resources & always chase the hardships now that you have people charged with guiding you so you're not 25 unmotivated with no accomplishment despite your A's , barely functional adult feeling like a loser because you let tiktok & escape the matrix bojo creators lie to you. Do you want to be one of those 35 year olds heavy on magical thinking because you didn't learn what your parents literally paid for you to learn under the guise of 'self care'. Don't be dumb dumb.
Success spills over
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mrwavellswaps · 1 month
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Love & Lust
(Valentines Special written for @tf-lover)
Dane’s sleeping body rolled in the comfort of the soft embrace of his bed. The sheets and mattress so perfectly sculpted to give him the most exquisite sleeping experience every single night. All thanks to his boyfriend who’d built it with a mixture of magic and his own handy craftsman skills to create the perfect bed. His boyfriend of whom would usually be cuddled up beside him with an arm around Dane’s muscled torso to keep the pair close as they slept. Only this morning was different.
As Dane slowly began to stir, his eyes flickered open to the dimly lit bedroom he’d all but grown accustomed to by now. Like always it was early sunrise when he awoke. The strong orange glow of early morning light teeming in from the window that always seemed to illuminate the ornate looking room in a way that made it feel even more majestic. Of course Dane knew that it wasn’t really sunrise though. Not here. In Wavell’s handmade pocket dimension where his mansion resided. No it was simply an illusion to give off the impression of sunrise in a dimension where time is rendered null. But that didn’t make it any less beautiful.
Naturally however. The waking hunk couldn’t help but notice the absence of a warm body pressing against him from behind. The lack of a mature man embracing him with his love. Sure it wasn’t the first time Wavell had gotten out of bed before Dane had awoken but it certainly wasn’t a common occurrence. Especially knowing how much his dashing boyfriend adored to cuddle him and watch lovingly as he slept.
After an extra couple of minutes soaking up the warmth and comfort of the bed, Dane finally sat up with a long stretch that showcased not only the impressive size of his arms but also the thickness of his lats. By now it was like he was an effortless model, always looking gorgeous no matter what he did. A case that’s only further strengthened as he tosses the bedsheets aside to reveal his almost naked body that’s covered only by a tight jockstrap. Showcasing a powerful physique that could make almost anyone swoon with adoration.
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With a flick of his wrist and a puff of glimmering gold smoke, a fresh pair of clothes materialised onto Dane’s body. A trick that he’d long since picked up from Wavell since gaining his own magical powers. A soft blue t-shirt top that did nicely to showcase the shelf of muscle on his chest as well as a pair of tight black shorts that displayed not only his bulky legs but also his shapely bubble ass and notable bulge. All while still being able to make out the jockstrap underneath. The type of clothes he’d gotten more than accustomed to since being gifted this body. One that he was proud to show off at any opportunity.
It didn’t take long for Dane to find his handsome boyfriend after heading downstairs. Especially when his nose caught the scent of a delicious aroma being exuded from the kitchen. He couldn’t help being drawn to it when of course he happened upon Wavell who’d been whipping the pair of them up a couple of pancakes, humming to himself as he did so.
“Mmmm… that smells delicious babe!” Dane complimented before coming up behind Wavell and rubbing his shoulders gently. “All handmade today huh?” He added upon noticing the eggs and milk sat on the counter beside Wavell, signaling that the warlock had gone through the effort to make pancakes the old fashioned way rather than just using his magic to whip them up. “What’s the occasion?”
Wavell continued to hum softly as he placed another freshly made pancake on one of the two plates beside him. “Well my love…” he began as he placed the pan back down on the stove. “It’s been 842 days since we met. Over two years. It’s hard to believe we’ve spent that much time together. It’s all just… flown by hasn’t it?” Wavell turned to face Dane with a loving smile as he placed his hands on the other man’s hips.
“Well. Time sure does fly when you’re always having fun.” Dane responded as he leant in for a kiss, pressing his plump lips against Wavell’s in a beautiful display of affection. A kiss that was sweet and driven only by love and not by the varying levels of lust that usually took hold when they made out. Though as the kiss deepened, Dane’s hand couldn’t help exploring his boyfriend’s body a little until it found its way to Wavell’s backside. Soon after earning a pleasant little grunt from Wavell as Dane gently squeezed one of his cheeks through those tight suit pants. “And I’ve loved every second of it.”
Wavell’s eyes swiftly traced over Dane’s body. “As have I.” He allowed his hands to slide up towards Dane’s chest where he took a moment to admire his boyfriends broad and thick pecs as they never failed to fill out any shirt or tank top he wore. “And, if memory serves, it was October 26th when we met, meaning that today would be the third Valentine’s Day since our coming together.”
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It was only then that Dane noticed the shape of the pancakes Wavell had been cooking. They were almost all heart shaped. “Our third Valentines? Wow… I can’t believe you've been keeping track so well. Being in this world so often and then popping up in the real world at any time we like has made me lose my sense of passing time a little.” He couldn’t help but notice a warm feeling in his chest at the small but sweet gesture.
“Well I have quite a big brain that allows me to keep sense of these things.” Wavell admitted half jokingly as he picked up the two plates full of pancakes. “Shall we?” He placed both plates on the table across from one another before using a snap of his fingers to adorn the table with a wide array of pancake toppings and spreads for them to use.
The pair smiled as they sat and began the delicious meal Wavell had prepared. Wasting no time at all with digging in and enjoying every bite. All the while chatting as they ate like usual. Always happy to simply enjoy one another’s company. Even as Dane stuffed his mouth like a bit of an animal, a trait he’d seemed to have picked up after being transformed by Wavell. The latter of whom didn’t mind one bit, finding it amusing as he used a knife and fork to eat his own pancakes. After all he knew he’d be eating it just the same as Dane had he not been in his more mature and sophisticated body.
“Since it’s technically Valentines, I thought I’d do something special for the two of us. And I’m not talking about the pancakes.” Wavell commented before taking another bite from one of his heart shaped pancakes, this one topped with a delicious golden syrup.
“Oh? And what else do you have in mind?” Dane queried.
Wavell allowed that signature smirk of his cross his face. “You’ll see.”
Now having had his interest piqued, Dane was more eager than ever to finish up his delicious breakfast to see what his lover had in store for him. Wolfing down pancake after pancake until he finally got to the bottom. He was in for a pleasant and cute little surprise when he found that the last pancake on his plate was shaped exactly like Wavell’s face down to the last details. Food art at its finest. Though it was at this point Wavell had to admit he might’ve used a teensy bit of magic for that one. Before then moments later revealing that his last pancake was also shaped like Dane’s face, much to the hunk’s amusement.
Eventually the pair finished up their meal. Plates clean of food at last leaving them both satisfied. And so Wavell cleaned the table with a wave of his hand, cleaning everything and returning it to its proper places.
“Ready for your present?” Wavell winked as the two got up from the table.
“Absolutely I am!”
Wavell gently took Dane’s hand in his before guiding him out of the Kitchen. They exited into the large main hall where the mansion’s biggest staircase was located as well as the large front door that led out into the violet void of the pocket dimension. But they headed towards neither of those as Wavell took Dane towards the somewhat imposing door across the room which took them down towards the basement. Dane had been down there many times. Wavell had sculpted it perfectly for magic training with all its different rooms. He even kept a lot of his miscellaneous magic items and equipment stored away down there. That said Dane couldn’t help but wonder what his mystical boyfriend was taking him down to see.
The couple easily navigated through the basement hallways, passing room after room until they finally reached one nearer the back end of the basement. One that Dane had hardly even noticed before, let alone been inside. His mind fluttered through the possibilities. What could Wavell possibly be hiding in there for him? Thankfully he didn’t need to wonder for long as Wavell reached for the handle and pushed open the door.
What Dane was met with was one of the most gorgeous rooms he’d ever seen. It was reminiscent of a fancy high end hotel room only instead of the more professional white and grey tones, the room was filled with colour. Most of the furniture being dipped in a scarlet red tone with golden accents to really make them pop. The floor was carpeted with softest lilac wool as a similar golden colour spun throughout it to create all sorts of eye-catching patterns. Even the hemming of the violet bed sheets black pillows adorned that very same gold as they did their best to cover the enormous king sized bed near the end of the room. Everything seemed impossibly regal. From the exquisitely crafted night stands and dressing table, blessed with all sorts of artists patterns, to the delicate design the frames fitted to each of the many mirrors around the room. Even the lights had more of a gentle hue to them allowing for a soothing and relaxed atmosphere.
Wavell squeezed Dane’s hand as he pulled him inside the room. The couple took off their shoes by the door before making their way through the room. Dane couldn’t help twisting and turning his head as he admired every inch of it. Even as Wavell sat down on the bed, Dane was hesitant to do the same for a moment just because of how neat and perfect the sheets looked. When he did, all he could was take a deep breath as he drank in the sight of the room. It was like it’d be taken straight from a modern day palace.
“Wow… Chris, this is gorgeous…” Dane praised Wavell by his first name. Something he didn’t often do.
Wavell rubbed Dane’s hand gently. “I had to give us a perfect setting for your gift didn’t I?”
At this point Dane couldn’t even begin to think of what his boyfriend had in store for him. Why would he go through the effort of creating this special room for it all? It had to be something good.
“Well don’t keep me in suspense. What amazing gift do you have for me?” Dane shuffled closer to the suited man beside him. Their eyes meeting in a romantic gaze that captivated both men. All Dane wanted to do right now was jump onto Wavell’s lap and smoother that beautiful bastard with love.
“Very well, my love.” Wavell cupped Dane’s face in his hand for a moment before giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. Seconds later he turned his attention towards two large double doors that seemingly led into a walk-in closet for the room. He pursed his lips before whistling towards it. “Come on out boys!” He commanded.
Not a moment later, the doors to the walk-in closet opened from the inside and two men emerged from within. Dane’s eyes widened as they stepped out. They were both incredibly hunky and handsome men sure but that wasn’t the reason he was surprised. Rather it was because he recognised them immediately!
“Wait that’s-” Dane began.
“The other two men we planted my magic inside when looking for potential matches to become my new body.” Wavell was quick to finish Dane’s sentence with a smirk on his face.
Both men walked up the foot of the bed with a dazed expression on their faces. Dane didn't even need to ask. He knew Wavell must’ve flooded their minds with hypnotic magic.
The one on the left was Ched if memory served. And he was a huge specimen indeed. Standing at an incredible 6’5 while still having managed to pack on some insane muscle mass. An incredibly wide back that made it so he had to go through many doors at an angle. Chiselled pecs that were almost impossible to hide under any shirt or tank top. And of course his ridiculously massive arms that never failed to steal the show in any pictures he took. To most men he seemed like a giant. And to top it off he sported a handsome face able to captivate almost anyone alongside an almost perfect complexion that graced his rich brown skin. In many ways he’d won the genetic lottery. Being blessed with not only a body capable of growing to such an absurd size but also having what seemed to be an equally absurd package between his legs. Baggy clothes did well to camouflage it but it was clear Ched was very well endowed.
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Then on the right was Ryder. Not many men still stood out when placed next to someone like Ched but fortunately Ryder was certainly one that could. He might not have been quite as tall as Ched, standing at a still very respectable 5’11 but he certainly made up for that in other ways. Every part of his body was thick with juicy, squeezable muscle. His pecs and biceps being built on a strong foundation of muscle before being thickened up even further by a subtle layer of healthy fat. Ched might’ve had a slight edge on Ryder in most departments but it could be said without a shadow of a doubt that Ryder absolutely had that fatter ass between the two. Having two thick bouncy globes that jiggled at the slightest touch. And to top it off it was covered in a gorgeous layer of fur! His whole body was! Dark manly body hair covering every inch of his thick muscular form in glorious fashion. And to top it off he too was blessed with an irresistibly handsome face that was coated in an incredibly thick and perfectly sculpted beard. The likes of which any man would be jealous of. He was epitome of a hairy muscle daddy while still retaining a sense of youth in his aura.
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Both men seemed equally as perfect in their own ways. And to think either of them could’ve potentially been Wavell’s current body was mind boggling. When Dane had originally tracked down these men in search of bodies that were potentially viable candidates for Wavell’s soul and magic, he couldn’t help feeling excited to see how hunky they all were. But since learning that Ched and Ryder weren’t perfect matches unlike Chris and Kyle, he never expected the former pair to ever show up at the mansion!? Yet here they were!
“What is this babe?” Dane asked curiously as he felt his cock starting to grow stiff at the sight of the two hunks. “You turned them into our love slaves or something?” He placed a hand on Wavell’s thigh and rubbed it softly while glancing between his boyfriend and the studs before them. “So they can serve us with their handsome bodies. Or maybe become our sexy butlers?”
Wavell returned a knowing glance. “Not exactly. I had something else in mind actually.” Wavell said as he stood up from the bed and made his way over towards Ched and Ryder. “As I’m sure you remember, these two had my magic implanted inside them back when we were searching for my new body. Unfortunately these two didn’t sync up perfectly; however they’re still extremely close.”
Dane tilted his head slightly in confusion . “Okay? What’re you getting at here?”
“Let me put it this way. When I try to possess an ordinary person, I can only possess that person for so long and after that it would be dangerous for their bodies if I were to try and possess them again.” He explained while tracing a hand across one of Ched’s pecs. “These two however are a little different. I may still not be able to possess their bodies for a long time however, with them both being such close matches, I should be able to possess them as many times as I like. As long as I leave their bodies long enough to allow them to recover, I could in theory keep possessing them with zero repercussions.” Wavell proceeded to run a hand through Ryder’s beard, shuddering at the feeling of it.
“Wait so… you’re saying you can take their bodies whenever you want?”
“Essentially yes.” Wavell stood between the two studs, wrapping his arms around both of them. “And you can too. Your magic is very similar to my own in the way it functions after all. You should have no problem taking their bodies.”
Upon hearing that Dane’s eyes lit up with excitement. Ever since becoming… well Dane, he’d never considered the possibility of being able to change his body again. Even temporarily. It wasn’t something that’d bother him too much considering how much of a hunk Wavell had made him when he was given this body but the idea of trying something new for awhile certainty had him riled up.
“I figured that since it’s Valentine’s Day, we could have a little fun in some different bodies. We haven’t celebrated it before so it’d be a fun way to start don’t you think?” Wavell smirked before giving both Ched and Ryder an audible slap on the ass.
Dane got up from the bed and marvelled at the two specimens before him. He was beyond excited and Wavell could tell as much by the visible tent in his shorts. Eyes scanning over both bodies as his mind scrambled to come up with a multitude of different ways they could use these bodies for some fun.
“So how about it my love? Which of them do you want t-” Wavell didn’t have a chance to finish his sentence before Dane jumped in.
“Ched! I want Ched!” He didn’t even give it a second thought. In seconds Dane was at Ched’s side feeling up the hunk’s dark muscle with a glimmer in his eyes. Sure he thought Ryder was hot as fuck as well but there was just something about Ched that’d always captivated him from moment he first laid eyes on the man. And even now, despite being rather large and well built himself, Dane still found himself having to look up to meet Ched’s gaze. “I need his body.” Dane added with a hungry desire in his voice.
“Someone’s enthusiastic.” Wavell chuckled as he watched Dane rub his hands along Ched’s massive figure. “In that case it’s decided. You can be Ched.” Wavell turned towards Ryder who, like Ched, stood still as a statue, eyes glazed and staring off into the distance. “Seems like you’ll have the pleasure of being my host today, big boy.” He groped Ryder’s hairy ass before giving him a slap on the back. The entranced hunk seemingly unfazed by it all.
Dane turned to Wavell enthusiastically. “So how are we doing this exactly? Is there a certain method we need to do to take their bodies or…?”
“Not at all. You can take him however you desire. Just draw on your power as you always do and use it to take him. It should come to you naturally.” Wavell encouraged.
“Okay… if you say so.” Dane trusted his boyfriend as always. Following such Dane took a few steps back into the centre of the room after commanding Ched to follow him. Ched immediately did as he was told thanks to Wavell’s magic making him completely subservient.
Now with a little more free space, Dane took a deep breath. He scanned the hunky body before him one last time before closing his eyes. A golden glow began to surround his body as Dane tapped into his power. Pulling on those familiar strings in his mind as he conducted it to the surface. He’d never done anything like this before so the process took a little longer than usual as Dane struggled to focus his magic in the correct way. But Wavell had taught him well and soon enough Dane opened his eyes once more. He grabbed the sides of Ched’s head and hoped this would work before crashing his lips against Ched’s.
Wavell looked on curiously. For a moment he wasn’t sure if Dane was gonna be able to pull it off. Though just as he thought about stepping in to lend his lover a hand, Dane’s golden aura began to swirl around both himself and Ched. Wavell stepped back again with a grin. “Looks like he won’t need my help after all.”
The golden energy that once surrounded Dane dispersed from his body in a whirlwind. As it did, Ched and Dane’s kiss finally broke apart. Not by choice but rather because their souls were forcing their way out of their mouths. Ched’s soul displaying a standard blueish colour while Dane’s soul adorned a shimmering yellow similar to that of his golden magic. Their souls were quickly picked up by the whirlwind. Being spun around at a rapid speed as their bodies stood lifelessly below with their mouths hanging agape. That is until the whirlwind suddenly thrust their soul back down, only this time forcing Dane’s soul into Ched’s mouth and vice versa.
As soon as this was done, the whirlwind of magic began to settle. Only instead of returning itself to Dane’s body where it came from, the magic instead poured itself into Ched. Flowing into his massive body enthusiastically as Ched’s body soon gained the very same Golden aura that Dane’s once had before it slowly settled down. It was done.
Dane blinked his eyes and immediately was met with a disorienting sight. Looking down he not only saw the face he’d called his own for over two years now staring up at him hypnotically but he also couldn’t help noticing the huge black pecs he now adorned!
“H-holy fuck…” Dane muttered, hearing Ched’s voice escape his lips for the first time. His new larger hands instantly flying up towards his chest to feel his new pecs as if to confirm they were real. To confirm the dark brown skin that decorated them was actually his own. He did the same as he flexed his arms, watching as his newfound colossal biceps bulged with an obscene amount of size and power. “HOLY FUCK!” Sure his previous body had been buff… but this? This was a whole other level!
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“WAVELL! IT WORKED! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!” Dane shouted in excitement as he turned to his boyfriend who now seemed noticeably shorter thanks to his newfound height. “I’M CHED! IM FUCKING CHED!” He laughed as he said it, hardly being able to believe it himself. But it was true. The original Ched’s soul now resides in Dane’s former white body while Dane himself now got to enjoy the spoils of this new black hunky body. And he couldn’t be more excited!!
“It would seem that way my love.” Wavell smiled, not being able to help rubbing his own bulge a little at the sight of Dane checking out his new body. This is exactly what he’d hoped for when he came up with this plan. “Are you satisfied?” He asked, though he already knew the answer.
Dane looked at him with an amused look. “Satisfied? I’m fucking ecstatic!” He beamed, hands not being able to stop groping his new form. His movements becoming more sexual and seductive by the second the more he touched himself. So much so that his new cock swiftly began to engorge, becoming impossible to hide its jaw dropping size. “I know I was big before but now I’m enormous!” Dane exclaimed as his hand very quickly slid down towards his crotch before gripping his new dick tightly through Ched’s pants. “I’m… enormous.” He repeated with a dumb grin as his cock continued to grow stiffer, gradually showcasing its massive size.
“That you are. No doubt about that.” Wavell licked his lips. He couldn’t wait to get his hands on that monster. He then turned his attention to Ryder who’s been standing idly like a good slave this whole time. “But now I’d say it’s my turn to have a little fun. Wouldn’t you agree Ryder?”
“Yes. Sir.” Ryder responded in an almost robotic fashion.
Dane nodded in agreement. “Mmmhmm. Get inside that thick hairy body babe.”
Wavell didn’t need to be told twice. Originally he’d considered possessing Ryder as he would be able to do that for a longer period of time without any risk. But after seeing Dane do a full switch with Ched, Wavell couldn’t help himself. Sure he wouldn’t be able to do a full switch for longer than about 12 hours before having to go back to his real body but that would be more than enough time to have some fun.
Without another word, Wavell positioned himself behind Ryder with a smirk as he looked down at the perfectly shaped bubble butt the hairy hunk displayed in those tight slutty gym shorts. Then, without warning, Wavell yanked down the shorts to reveal the jockstrap Ryder had hidden underneath. In turn giving Wavell a full view of his thick hairy backside, framed by the jockstrap. Though Dane’s eyes couldn’t help but widen for a different reason. Ryder’s bulge. He somehow hadn’t noticed it before but Ryder had a massive bulge in his jock! Maybe even the same size as Ched’s monster cock!
“Holy fuck! He’s hung as well!?” Dane questioned.
Wavell glanced up at Dane while he unbuckled his belt. “Of course he is. Don’t you remember the present I gave him the last time we met him after I gave his body a test drive?” Wavell responded.
As he did it quickly came flooding back to Dane. He did remember. Shortly after Wavell had first possessed Ryder’s body to plant his magic inside the man, Wavell gave him a sort of consolation prize. He’d used a bit of cheeky magic to grow Ryder’s fairly average dick into a much longer and fatter cock with heavier balls to match.
“Thanks to me he’s now in a similar league to us.” Wavell laughed as he unzipped his suit pants and fished out his own hefty dick. One that Dane knew all too well by this point. Wavell’s heavy eleven incher that could always be bigger if he desired. And now he was giving it a few strokes to get it nice and hard while lining it up with Ryder’s hairy hole. It quickly became clear that Wavell was planning on using a far different method to swap.
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Wavell made sure to stroke his dick for a good few moments until it was fully stiff and ready to plunge into any hole. But before pressing inside Ryder, Wavell muttered a few magical incantations under his breath. As he did his cock began to glow with his signature purple magic. Dane watched on in wonder as his boyfriend’s cock continued to glow until suddenly… SLAM! Wavell thrust is cock fully inside Ryder’s ass, causing the hypnotised hunk to howl out in pain at the sudden invasion.
That howl of pain however would quickly turn to a long and deep groan of immense pleasure. Wavell groaned along with Ryder in unison as his spell took hold. Wavell could feel it already. His soul was being sucked out through his very cock and being deposited directly inside Ryder’s body. It was almost like having a massive spiritual orgasm. And in doing so Wavell could feel himself fast losing control of his real body as his soul was drained inside Ryder’s ass where it began to fill up the hairy stud’s body instead. But of course as Wavell’s soul was filling out Ryder’s body, Ryder’s soul was being forced out through his mouth until it was just a glowing blue orb floated around the two. Naturally it was pulled towards Wavell’s now vacant body, but it didn’t enter through Wavell’s mouth. No, that'd be too easy. Instead Ryder’s soul was drawn to the only place it knew where to enter a body. An ass. It found itself floating around behind Wavell and slipping down the back of his suit pants. Seconds later Ryder’s soul was forcing its way into Wavell’s body through the warlock’s pert ass cheeks and tight hole.
The world around him was blurry for a moment but soon everything began to focus as Wavell regained his senses. Immediately Wavell felt heavier. Similar to how he felt whoever he transformed into his Kyle body. Thick with hefty muscle. But as he glanced down he saw that he was covered in a forest of dense fur that spread across his new malleable pecs, down his stomach and towards his crotch. He would’ve been more captivated by it all had he not been so distracted by the feeling of a massive fucking cock stretching his asshole!
Wavell whipped his head around to see none other than his former handsome body, now piloted by Ryder with a dumb grin on his face, keeping his new cock buried inside Wavell’s new hole. It seemed like the slave was enjoying the euphoria of being swapped into Wavell’s body. Not that the warlock could blame him.
“Ryder. Would you kindly remove that cock from my ass.” Wavell asked, enjoying the gentle yet still masculine tone of his newfound voice.
“O-oh. Yes. My apologies sir.” Ryder responded before slowly pulling himself out. Allowing what was once Wavell’s dick to slide steadily out of his master’s hole. All the while Wavell couldn’t help but moan until the fat head finally popped out.
Now free at last, Wavell turns to face Ryder with a grin. “Woof. So that’s what my cock feels like in someone else’s ass.” He chuckled with selfish admiration. “No wonder you’ve always been such a cum slut for me Dane.” Wavell teased as he glanced over his shoulder at Dane who’d already whipped out his fat new cock and had been jerking it as he watched the scene unfold. “Now. Be a good boy Ryder and play with your giant new Wavell dick in the corner while my boyfriend and I have some fun in our new bodies. Okay?” Wavell ordered politely as he gave his former body a pat on the cheek.
Ryder didn’t respond, only nodding enthusiastically before scampering off into the corner of the room. Wasting no time in gripping his cock and jerking it obsessively. Making Wavell’s real body look like a mindless wanker with dick for brains. Making a complete fool of Wavell’s body as his eyes rolled back while he stuck out his tongue like an idiot. Only thinking about pumping and cumming.
“Well. Now that he’s occupied we can finally get down t-MMMMmmmpfffff!” Wavell was swiftly cut off as Dane forced his plump new lips against Wavell’s. Though shocked, Wavell quickly gave in to the kiss, allowing Dane’s lips to encroach on his however they pleased. In the process allowing his thick hairy body to press against Dane’s hard muscle. Their new bodies quickly became intertwined with one another as they wrapped their arms around each other. Wavell even wrapped one of his legs around Dane.
“Sorry.” Dane apologised as the two finally parted. “I just couldn’t help myself. I’m so horny and you just look so… fuckable.” There was an almost predatory glare in Dane’s eye as he said that last word. However the look quickly vanished as he realised his wording could’ve been taken the wrong way. “Not that you’re not always fuckable! It’s just… these bodies. They’re sooo exciting.”
Wavell laughed it off. “No worries. I know what you meant my love. And I don’t blame you.” Wavell took a moment to truly drink in his new body. Adoring just how furry it was. All of his juicy new muscle being given a healthy coating of manly body hair that only made it more erotic to squeeze his pecs are run a hand over his massive shoulders. Sure his real body had its own fair share of body hair but this was a whole new level. And the beard. Fuck. Wavell thought his facial hair had been perfect before but now he was starting to rethink that stance. Ryder’s beard was so perfectly full and dense. Sculpted immaculately to the shape of his face. It was as though he’d been blessed with the beard genetics of a Greek god. “I feel extra fuckable myself honestly.” Wavell added as he glanced over his shoulder to get a small glimpse of his fat new bubble ass as it spilled over the straps of his jock.
The couple couldn’t help turning their attention to the many mirrors in the room. After stealing such hot new bodies, admiring their new reflections was a must. Dane of course was the most taken aback. Sure they both had new and different bodies but Dane was an entirely different race! There were so many subtle differences in both his face and body that were unique to that of a black man. And he adored it! Dane had even admitted to Wavell a couple of times that he’d frequently wondered what it would be like to experience being someone of another race and now he could! It was because of this that Wavell wasn’t too surprised when Dane picked Ched to be his host body for the experience. An enormous hunky black man? How could Dane resist? Not to mention one that was already hung without any kind of magical enhancement.
Wavell still very much enjoyed checking himself out as well however. He was so used to being a sophisticated mature daddy the majority of the time, who occasionally turns into a hunky meathead, that becoming this gorgeous hairy muscle slut was quite the change. He tossed off the tank top he had on so that he stood in nothing but the deliciously tight jockstrap before pivoting on the spot. Allowing for him to get a good view of his new form from every angle in the mirror. And as he did he couldn’t help but act sluttier and sluttier by the second. Maybe it was the influence of the body but soon enough Wavell found himself full on shimmying his hips as he spun around, emphasising his ass in the reflection as much as possible. And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, he practically started twerking at the mirror! Watching with glee as his hairy ass shook.
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During his slutty little stunt, Wavell couldn’t help noticing Dane’s captivated gaze. Yet all this did was spur Wavell on. Soon enough the all powerful warlock found himself twerking, shimmying and hip thrusting his way over towards Dane with some of the sluttiest dance moves imaginable. Trying his absolute best to captivate his boyfriend and, judging by how rock solid Dane’s erection felt when Wavell began rubbing his ass cheeks against it, he’d guess he was pretty successful.
“Ufff. I don’t know what it is about this body but my ass feels so damn hungry!” Wavell exclaimed while grinding his fuzzy cheeks against Dane’s crotch. “It’s like this hole just craves cock my love…” he went on.
Dane was silent for a moment. Like he was processing the pure amount of raw lust and desire he was feeling right now. Allowing his massive dick to slowly begin to seep precum as Wavell rubbed it between his ass. Until finally… it boiled over.
Without warning, Dane grabbed Wavell’s hips with an iron grip causing the other man to yelp slightly with surprise. “Well babe… luckily for you I have a giant cock that’s just begging to be drilled into a tight horny hole.” Dane murmured while biting his lip with anticipation. His leaking dick brushing against Wavell’s entrance like a threat.
“Sounds like a match made in heaven to me.” Wavell winked. And before he knew it Dane was spinning him around before picking him up with ease, causing the hairy hunk to instinctively wrap his thick legs around Dane’s waist. Their lips swiftly locking together once again in a fiery passion as Dane walked them back towards the bed.
Wavell soon found himself being tossed onto the soft mattress as Dane wasted no time crawling on top of him and pinning him down underneath his superior size. Before they knew it Dane was spreading Wavell’s legs before pressing his face into the warlock's borrowed hairy hole. Feasting on it out like an animal as Wavell grabbed the back of his head and made sure to stuff it as deep between his cheeks as possible.
“Oooooh yesss my love! Eat my fat hungry ass!” Wavell cooed as Dane thrusted his tongue in as deep as it could possibly go, causing the all powerful spell caster to throw his head back in sheer ecstasy. So much so that Wavell couldn’t help tugging his jockstrap to the side and allowing the fat ten inch cock he’d bestowed upon Ryder to spring free. Not being able to help gripping his thick manhood tight and jerking it off.
Dane’s eyes darted up towards Wavell’s dick. He narrowed them slightly as he drank in just how huge it was. With that he gave Wavell’s hole one last lick before pulling away and looking down at his boyfriend from above with a somewhat snide look on his face.
“Your new dick looks just as big as mine huh?” Dane mumbled.
Wavell smiled and laughed. “Is that a problem?”
Dane was silent for a moment as a devious grin plastered itself across his face. Looking down at his own thick black cock and then back towards Wavell’s equally massive one. “In fact… it is.” With that Dane pushed Wavell’s hand out of the way as he slipped his own meaty fingers around Wavell’s dick.
Seconds later a golden glow began to surround both Dane’s hand and the cock it was holding. Wavell’s body lurched slightly as he felt Dane’s magic flowing through him. His dick began to twitch uncontrollably as Dane forced it to transform. He already knew what his boyfriend was doing but he just had to see it. Looking down as he watched his ten inch cock gradually begin to shrink. Reducing down to nine inches, then eight, seven, six… Inch after inch of length disappearing before his eyes as its girth quickly followed suit. Dane refused to let go until Wavell’s cock had shrunk all the way down to a measly three inches hard.
Yet Wavell didn’t seem worried in the slightest. In fact… he looked as though he enjoyed it! Looking hornier than ever after getting to see his giant dick shrunk down into a little nub compared to Dane’s.
“Is that better my love? Me having a tiny dick that’s nothing compared to your monster?”
“Much better.” Dane stated with a satisfied smile.
The two lent in for another kiss, Wavell’s thick beard rubbing against Dane’s. Not an entirely unfamiliar feeling but still unique with these new bodies nonetheless. And as their lips collided, Wavell continued to jerk his tiny dick with two fingers while Dane lined his pulsing member up with the hairy hole below.
Refusing to give any kind of warning, Dane pulled Wavell’s legs up until his feet were resting on Dane’s shoulders before immediately thrusting his cock deep into Wavell’s ass causing the latter the moan into their kiss. Those moans only grew needier by the second as Dane continued to push deeper and deeper. Wavell could hardly contain himself, feeling that steel rod of a dick inch itself further inside his hole. Filling him up so completely. Finally letting out a sigh of both pleasure and relief when he felt Dane’s balls finally tapping against his ass, having buried his cock completely.
From there Dane held nothing back. He had the kind of body he’d always dreamt of having and he was going to use it. He knew from their hundreds of sexual endeavours that Wavell was capable of taking absurd amounts of dick when he wanted to so Dane didn’t go easy. Starting by swiftly pulling his member back until it was almost out of his lover's hole before thrusting it back in with twice the force.
At last Wavell was forced to break the kiss. A roar of pain and pleasure escaping his mouth. Usually a dick this size wouldn’t have been painful in the slightest for a sex crazed maniac like himself but with this unfamiliar mortal body and tight hole, he quickly realised why most were apprehensive to take a dick like he owned in his real body. The dick that the real Ryder was still jerking in the corner of the room. As hot as it was, it hurt like hell.
But he loved it all the same.
If anything the pain somewhat turned him on. The feeling of being so overstuffed and stretched to the absolute limit. It made his shrunken cock dribble with precum. And it couldn’t have been more obvious to Dane that this was the case as the look on his face twisted between ecstatic agony. His cries only grew louder as Dane continued to thrust deeper, harder and faster with every passing second.
After having given himself a good warmup, Dane decided they switch positions a little. Eventually sliding his cock out and allowing for Wavell to momentarily catch his breath. Dane grabbed his boyfriend and tossed the smaller man further into the middle of the bed before commanding him to turn around. With a smirk Wavell did just that, turning so that he was face down and his bubble butt was on full display for the hung hunk eyeing him from above. Even wiggling his ass from side to side a little, prompting Dane to give it a few hard smacks until Wavell’s fuzzy cheeks were glowing red.
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He was tempted to draw it out longer but his cock was too horny. Too hungry for ass. So the next thing he knew, he was pinning Wavell’s arms down as he slid his dick between that fat ass once again. Loving the feeling of Wavell’s hairy cheeks enveloping his length before he pushed inside that ever so inviting hole. Both men grunting as Wavell couldn’t help squeezing said hole around Dane’s dick.
Before they knew it Dane was using not only his massive size and strength but also his momentum to slam excruciatingly hard into Wavell’s ass. Every thrust causing his ass to shake while earning its own moan from the hairy himbo. Dane’s huge full balls slapping aggressively against Wavell’s backside and filling the room with a familiar sound that the couple always adored. Only Dane now couldn’t help taking even more pleasure from the sound knowing that it was Ched’s balls under his control making it.
Dane continued to manhandle Wavell for what felt like hours. Tossing him into position after new position before pounding into him relentlessly like a sex toy. During which getting to see Wavell squirt multiple pathetic little loads from his tiny dick in the process. Each one serving as fuel to spur Dane on.
“OHHHH FUCK YEAH BITCH! YOU WANT ME TO BREED YOU HUH!?” Dane shouted as he finally felt his own orgasm approaching.
“Y-YESSSSSS!” Wavell groaned in response without hesitation. “BREED MY ASS! FILL MY HOLE WITH YOUR CUM!” He begged as his usual more sophisticated demeanour and way of speaking seemed to have all but vanished in the wake of his fucking. “OHH PLEASE! DRAIN YOUR LOAD INTO ME CHED!” Wavell continued in a frenzy, calling Dane by the name of his current body in the process.
Hearing himself be called Ched wasn’t something Dane had expected to turn him on so much. But it did. Wavell calling him by the name alone was enough to increase Dane’s horniness ten fold as he almost doubled the speed at which he was slamming into his boyfriend's hairy ass. Allowing the name Ched to ring through his mind as Wavell’s moans echoed throughout the mansion. Until finally…
“Oh god… I’m gonna… FUUUUUUUUUUU-” Dane roared almost triumphantly as he cock spasmed inside Wavell before launching a thick and powerful stream of white creamy goodness. Loading Wavell’s hole up with an eruption of potent seed that almost immediately started to seep out due to the sheer quantity his balls were able to produce. Yet refusing to pull out until every last drop of his load had been sufficiently squeezed out and deposited inside his adorable boyfriend.
Wavell laid back, panting heavily and covered in sweat from the intensity of it all. Twitching and grunting a little as Dane eventually made the effort to slowly freed his giant dick from the sticky hole he’d just bred. Once he had however, he too laid beside Wavell’s panting in a pool of sweat as the two turned to each other and laughed.
“That. Was incredible.” Wavell stated while lifting his arms above his head, subtly getting a whiff of his sweaty pits with a satisfied grin.
“Uh huh…” Was all Dane could say in response. Still having not totally processed the mind blowing experience. However, that didn’t stop him from looking down at his body again. The sight of black muscle greeting him yet again much to his delight. After all he’d been through with Wavell it shouldn’t have seemed so surreal and yet he couldn’t help feeling bewildered by it.
The couple laid silently for a moment. Absorbing everything that had just happened. Wavell not being able to focus on much but his hole clenching uncontrollably after all that punishment. Dane kept his eyes locked on his new cock as it gradually softened again. That is until…
“Welp. My turn.” Wavell chirped nonchalantly.
Dane turned to him with a raised eyebrow. “Your turn?”
Wavell smirked. “You heard me.” With that Dane watched as Wavell snaked a hand down towards his crotch, taking hold of the tiny dick Dane had shrunk not long ago. Then in an instant Dane watched as Wavell’s cock began to grow again at a rapid rate. Pulsing wildly as it grew longer and girther once more. Inflating all the way back up to its former ten inches with even more girth to it than before! “My turn.”
With a devilish look on his face, Wavell’s hand then leapt towards Dane’s crotch before gripping the larger man’s huge black cock just as Dane had done to Wavell before. And before Dane had a chance to protest, Wavell gave him a taste of his own medicine. Shrinking Dane’s already softening cock down at an alarming rate. Not stopping until Dane had a tiny two inch penis.
“Oh no…” Was all Dane had time to say before Wavell stuffed his girthy cock into his lover’s mouth. Holding Dane’s head firmly in place so that he took as much as humanly possible. And that was only the beginning of Wavell’s payback.
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Hours later, Dane could hardly walk after Wavell had his way with him. Wavell had made sure to return the favour with interest for the cruel pounding Dane had given him. Only once Dane had cum leaking from both his mouth and ass did Wavell finally decide he’d had enough.
“After all that, I think the two of us deserve to relax a little. Don't you agree?” Wavell said as he ran a hand down Dane’s back.
Dane could only nod in response, too exhausted to say anything.
With that Wavell turned his attention to his former body in the corner of the room still. Ryder hadn’t stopped gooning himself in Wavell’s body for hours. That stupid look still crossing his face as he laid on the floor pumping Wavell’s former cock endlessly. He’d completely ruined Wavell’s suit at this point with the amount of loads he’d covered it in. Squirting over himself constantly while having the pleasure of being able to unload the godly seed of Wavell’s real body. It was almost embarrassing for Wavell to see his real body acting like a brainless idiot controlled by his cock… but he’d be lying if he said the visual wasn’t incredibly hot.
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“Ryder.” Wavell began, causing his former body to finally bring its gaze away from its cock after hours of jerking. “Would you be so kind as to give Dane and myself a relaxing massage. It would mean the world.” He asked politely.
Ryder agreed enthusiastically. “Yes sir! Of course!”
Wavell glanced over at Ched who’d been stood idly this entire time in Dane’s real body. “You as well Ched! Get over here and help us relax if you would.”
Both love slaves that Wavell had hypnotised eagerly made their way over to the bed so that they could serve their masters in the bodies they once owned. Ryder got to the bed first as shuffled on top of Wavell. Shortly followed by Ched crawling onto the bed and placing his legs either side of Dane’s wide body. And without another word, they got to work. Placing their hands on Dane and Wavell’s backs before rubbing into the muscle as best they could in an attempt to please the couple.
Dane’s massage was probably the more relaxing of the two. Ched seamlessly worked his hands into the grooves and contours of Dane’s back, releasing so much tension that’d quickly built up during his and Wavell’s fuck session. Granted it didn’t do much to ease the soreness of his asshole but it was nice nonetheless.
Wavell’s massage on the other hand was a little… dirtier let’s say. For a start Ryder’s hands were wet and sticky after hours of masturbating as he proceeded to rub cum into Wavell’s hairy muscles back. But of course the warlock didn’t mind one bit. If anything it only served to enhance the massage for him. Especially as Ryder’s hands gradually went lower and lower until he was just kneading Wavell’s furry ass.
“So? Have you enjoyed my little surprise?”
Dane opened his eyes to see Wavell smiling at him softly. Even though he was in a different body, he could recognise that look anywhere. Always so sweet and calming.
“More than you can imagine.” Dane replied. He could hardly even describe what he was feeling. The joy and excitement of getting to take over a body straight out of his dreams. It was truly something else. “Though… you are gonna turn this dick back to normal right?” Dane asked, knowing full well that he wasn’t strong enough to reverse Wavell’s magic.
Wavell didn’t reply. Only smirking while waving his hand. Immediately Dane felt his dick reverting to its former glory beneath him. Snaking down his leg until it had returned to being the monstrous python that he’d fucked Wavell with hours prior.
“Mmmmmm thanks babe.”
From there the couple continued to enjoy the massages, chatting back and forth as they did. Both finding it hot to see their real bodies servicing them while being piloted by love slaves.
“So what now?” Dane wondered. “We gonna switch back and keep these two around then?”
Wavell looked at Dane with a twinkle in his eye. “Not yet. I like the idea of keeping them around as sexy butlers like you suggested but we still have plenty of time to enjoy these forms some more before I’m forced to go back. What do you say? Wanna hit up the real world and have some fun as Ched and Ryder for a bit?”
“Absolutely I do.”
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 3 months
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Ooo can I please request a drayton x reader, where the reader is really adventurous and reckless and is always putting themselves in harms way to have fun, despite his laid back personality, he absolutely worries about the reader, especially if they've been gone a long time, like bro just asks where they've been and why they disappeared for a couple days, and the reader was like oh, I was exploring with miraidon or practicing the new fly feature and training my team, bro was about to send out a search party for them lol. The rest of the BB league find it cute and amusing and poke fun of drayton, even though they were low key worried themselves. Oooft, sorry if this was a handful
Paldea, Kitakami, and the Terarium are all like huge playgrounds for you and your Pokémon...and oftentimes very dangerous ones at that.
As much as Drayton enjoys hearing about your adventures, he does show frequent concern about whether you're being careful or not while exploring.
But you're known for being quite the reckless trainer who loves taking risks and messing around all for the sake of "fun". And he gets it. He likes that carefree vibe you have.
It just worries him whenever you're gone for days at a time and nobody's heard from or seen you.
When you finally stop by the club room, Drayton asks where you've been and you'll say some shit like "oh I was bluetooth-ing my brain to my big pseudo-dragon legendary and beating up the local Dodrio population but I might've used the machine too long bc I got a killer migraine afterwards.......oh, and I flew up to that teraglobe thingy and found a cool bottle cap!"
"Sweet, that's worth a good----wait, how tf did you survive the trip up there???" He does the quickest double-take, shocked when you mentioned your 'raidon's new flying ability.
"Wanna take it for a spin?"
"...nah, I'll pass. I get motion sickness."
Lord help him if you're a shiny hunter.
You shared a story about the time you rushed headfirst into a Golurk outbreak zone on the steep slopes of the polar biome and damn near got hypothermia....
All because there was a slim chance that a different-colored one could be there and you wanted to catch it.
Man, and he thought Kieran was the crazy one...
Once, you got lost in the chargestone cave looking for a metal alloy for your Duraludon, and Drayton damn near sent out a search team (consisting of himself and all his dragons) to find you.
He's like "dude..if you wanted one you should've just asked".
"....but that's not as fun as risking life and limb to find it in the wild and wrestling with the nearby tera porygon for it :(("
As for the rest of the BB League, they're no strangers to your bizarre stories.
In fact they find it endearing how much Drayton worries about you or brings up your name during lunch.
Lacey and Amarys are the ones who usually tell him to chill, believing you're responsible enough and your Pokémon are strong enough to protect you....while Crispin's always like "I hope they don't forget to eat :O"
Then there's Kieran, who just looks at him like "hold on [y/n] did WHAT now????" and honestly getting a little jealous you didn't tell him those stories.
The one thing they can all agree on, though, is that he 100% has a crush on you...
But he denies it ofc.
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lesbianchipbastard · 3 months
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thinking about ollie now btw.
thinking about him and chip, first of all. thinking about how chip saw this little kid and he saw himself, and so he desperately began to scramble to be everything he needed as a kid that he never got. chip ended up getting caught between 'do cool shit to impress him' and 'keep him safe'. and you can practically see and mark the exact moment where it teetered over into 'keep him safe'. chip's found people that make him want to be a better person and it's so gahgdjhkjwehtjk to think about.
thinking about chip chastising ollie for cursing despite ollie picking up every bit of it from chip.
thinking about ollie calling for chip when things go awry.
thinking about chip just taking the time to check on ollie every time he gets the opportunity.
thinking about ollie clinging onto him and begging not to go home just yet because of the adventures chip's brought him on.
and thinking about the way it haunts chip to hear it because he so desperately wants ollie safe and the albatross isn't always safe. ollie shouldn't be as violent and rowdy as he is at 12 or 10 or 9 or whatever his canon age is.
thinking about ollie and gillion. thinking about gillion being this massive immovable force, this strong warrior in the eyes of a child. thinking about how gillion likely doesn't know how to act around ollie at first because he was never socialized around other kids growing up. but he and ollie actually have so much in common and their friendship is so fucking precious too.
thinking about ollie telling gillion about his journal before he tells chpi and jay.
THINKING ABOUT THE BATTLE THE 2ND TIME THEY WERE IN ALLPORT. thinking about gillion very clearly prioritizing ollie's safety; telling kuba kenta (paraphrased) 'youre going to let him run back to the ship and youre not gonna fucking hurt him' and preparing to use magic or some other spell to protect ollie.
thinking about ollie probably asking to hold gillion's sword. gill's probably like 'hell yeah, but only the worthy can support its weight!' and he lets ollie hold it but magically or however tf holds some of the weight himself so that ollie can actually keep it upright.
THINKING ABOUT OLLIE AND JAY OH MY GOD. thinking about how ollie calls her 'miss jay' which is just fucking adorable. thinking about how he seems to think she's the coolest one on the albatross,, thinking about how he's probably enthralled by jay's inventions and the things she tinkers together.
thinking about how, after jay got her 'wings' (the magical tattoo that allowed her to cast flight), the first thing she did was fly ollie around.
thinking about her trying to be a good role model for ollie because she's like 'well the other two are kind of idiots but i think i can do this right at least'.
thinking about her watching ollie talk about his mother and thinking about her own mother, her own family, and just silently whispering a prayer to the stars, please let this boy's family be good (and as far as i know, his family is good).
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itsmealaiah · 2 months
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have this request for a Johnnie guilbert x reader
Ok yk that one audio that goes like "everyone is always connected"
What if Johnnie and reader are dating and are streaming and someone sends them a video of Johnnie's old vlogs let's say he's in target and he accidentally bumps into the reader and she's like
"bro tf watch out" not knowing they will end up together years later
absolutely!
Because we're connected
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tags: cursing, embarrassment, meet-cute
do not repost, copy, claim as your own, or translate. read only on this blog.
summary: the saying "everyone is always connected" proves to be more true than you wish it was.
a/n: istg when i first saw this i thought of that iron man scene where its him and the kid goes like "i'm cold" and tony goes "i know, it's because we're connected" 😭✋
Your POV:
Johnnie and you were streaming your favorite game together, laughing and joking as you both played. The atmosphere in your room was comfortable and cozy, with the warm glow of the computer screen illuminating your faces. As you continued to enjoy each other's company, you received a notification from one of your followers. It was a video link, and you couldn't help but wonder what it was. Curiosity getting the better of you, you clicked on the link.
The video started to play, and you immediately recognized the background. It was from one of Johnnie's old vlogs, back when he still did the "my digital escape" videos. You watched, feeling a mixture of amusement and nostalgia as he went about his day, visiting various game aisles and hanging out with his friends. But then, something caught your eye. There you were, standing in the background, talking to your friend about something you were both excited about, walking behind johnnie. You were wearing a black beanie, a blue hoodie, and a pair of black jeans, and you had your hair down. You were a few years younger, but it was definitely you.
Johnnie, on the other hand, looked just as you remembered him. He was wearing his usual outfit of a black long-sleeved shirt, grey sweatpants, and a pair of black converse. He was looking just as adorable as ever. As you watched the video, you could feel the warmth spreading through your chest, remembering the times you had together before you had become official. You turned to Johnnie, a huge grin spreading across your face.
"Hey, that's me!" you exclaimed, pointing to the screen. Johnnie turned his attention to the video, his eyes widening in surprise when he saw you. "Wait, that's you?!" he asked, a mixture of disbelief and amusement in his voice. You nodded, grinning from ear to ear. "Yeah, that's me and my old friend Amy. We used to come here all the time before we found our way to streaming," you explained, chuckling at the memories.
Just then, the video skipped forward, and you gasped as you saw yourself and Johnnie in the same aisle. He was oblivious to your presence, and before you knew it, he had bumped into you, sending your books flying everywhere. You spun around, your cheeks flushed with embarrassment and anger. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" you exclaimed, your voice higher-pitched than usual. "Watch where you're fucking going!"
Johnnie's eyes widened in surprise as he realized. "Oh my God, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there!" he exclaimed, rushing over to help you pick up your books. You rolled your eyes and took them from him, your cheeks still flushed with anger. "It's fine,"
you muttered, glancing at him from the corner of your eye. "Just be more careful next time." He looked genuinely apologetic, his cheeks also now flushed with embarrassment. "I'm sorry, really." he trailed off, gesturing to the empty aisle around you both. You let out a small huff, trying to compose yourself.
"It's okay," you said, finally meeting his gaze. "I should've been paying more attention too." There was an awkward silence that hung between you for a moment.
"So, uh," Johnnie stammered, trying to find something to say. "Do you, um… want to, uh…" He trailed off, gesturing vaguely in your direction.
You felt a blush creep up onto your cheeks again. "I dunno," you said, shrugging, and left. The video clip stopped, and your eyes widened in embarrassment.
"Oh my God, that was so awkward," you laughed, shaking your head. "I can't believe I was like that." Johnnie laughed along with you, his blue eyes crinkling at the corners. "It's funny how things can change," he mused. "I mean, here we are, streaming together and all. Who would've thought?"
You looked at him, really looked at him. There was something about the way he smiled that made your heart flutter. You remembered the first time you had met him, how you had been so nervous to talk to him. But over time, you had become friends, and then more than friends. The way he would laugh at your jokes, the way he would support you through everything… it was just so special.
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allisonlol · 2 years
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How about Dazai Fyodor and Nikolai finding their s/o's sex toys 😳😳
a/n: y'all keep hitting me with these smut reqs and i fall for it everytime! also started college back up again today and ugh
warnings: nsfw, sex toys lol, kinda explicit
(Dazai, Fyodor, Nikolai) Finding Their S/O's Sex Toys
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so, you and dazai had started dating quite recently and you hadn't felt comfortable yet showing him your...collection
and tbh i don't blame you cuz like how do you even go about telling someone that?? just whip open the drawer and be like "behold"??
so for the time being you decided to keep it a secret, hiding the toys in the bottom drawer of your dresser
but at the same time, dazai was slowly moving himself into your apartment?? doing that thing where they start leaving some of their stuff there until they are gradually fully moved in LOL he ain't slick
^while at work he'd texted you, asking if he could borrow the bottom two drawers of your dresser for his clothes
honestly you weren't thinking too clearly atm and had just replied with a quick "sure!"
no more than five minutes later you see dazai has sent you a photo, and when you open it your heart DROPS
it was a picture of the open drawer with your sex toys and he'd only captioned it with "what's all this, hmm?"
PLS ur too scared to message him back and you spend the rest of your shift shaking until you return home
^once there, this mf is waiting for you
deadass has all the sex toys lined up on the bed. makes you take off ur clothes right away so he can use them all on you <3
probably blindfolds you and makes you try to guess which toy he's using too
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Fyodor
tbh you just never showed him your sex toys cuz you were scared of what he would do to you for having them lol
i mean, fyodor loves to dish out punishments, am i right?? called crime and punishment for a reason
knowing him, he would be disappointed by the fact you were getting off on something other than himself
but nonetheless, that's why you decided to keep it a secret. although...nothing is truly a secret when it comes to fyodor
don't ask me how, but he knew you had them since the start. never commented on it until one day when he'd pretended to "accidentally" find them right in front of you
^on this night, you were sitting in bed on your phone when fyodor got up and just?? started opening random drawers on your dresser??
he's getting closer and closer to the one you keep your toys in and you feel yourself getting increasingly nervous
ur all like "tf are you looking for" and he's just like "i can't seem to find my favorite shirt..." mf you are already wearing it??
fyodor eventually reaches the secret drawer and YANKS that shit open before turning to you with a knowing smirk
you fly out of bed and try to close the drawer, but he grabs your wrist and backs you onto the bed
pls your face is bright red and you are pleading with him to not be upset
he says some "why would i be upset, my dear? now i get to watch you put on a show and use them all for me" <33
yea...you're not getting out easily. fyodor sits at the end of the bed while watching you use each toy on yourself until you are shaking and crying from overstimulation
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Nikolai
so you had been planning to tell nikolai about your little (not so little) collection but hadn't gotten around to it yet
plus he was just so good in bed that you didn't even have a use for the toys anymore... (ᵔ◡ᵔ)
therefore you'd actually forgotten about them for a bit
on this night, you'd decided to clean up your apartment, and was finishing up with your bedroom
nikolai had come over after work right when you were cleaning out the last drawers of your nightstand
you try to get him to help you but instead he's doing some bullshit and poking thru your stuff ofc
you yank open the last drawer of the nightstand and your heart drops when it reveals all the sex toys you'd forgotten about?? smh
you quickly slam the drawer shut which catches nikolai's attention, and it's like he teleports next to you cuz suddenly his arm is around your waist and he's all like "what are you hiding in there, hmm?"
you can't stop the way ur face turns red and that's when he knows something is up
^reaches past you and yanks the drawer open while you're trying to unsuccessfully push him away
nikolai loses it and starts laughing like "THIS is what you were trying to hide??"
he's very open to the idea of sex toys so he instantly gets all excited; meanwhile you're standing in the background like (⦿ᴗ⦿) while he EXAMINES each one
ends up tying your legs open on the bed and spends hours testing them all out on you until ur crying <33
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could u do a smut where Chris is just constantly playfully teasing the reader (ruffling her hair, humping the air if she bends over, calling her names) and the whole time she’s trying to get his attention and seduce him but he doesn’t get it until she gets annoyed and has to explain herself
Chris x reader
TW: smut, uhhhh language ig, angst?
We're filming a video for the guys' Friday post. Well, we were. Now, we're just sitting in the car and talking about random shit. Chris is in the front with Matt. I'm in the back with Nick and their friend Kaitlyn. Apparently, they had just recently gotten close with her and wanted her to have fun with the Friday video too.
Honestly, I don't see how they like her. I don't. Normally, I'm a girl's girl. The whole time, she was pushing me away though. The angle is hard to get right in the car when it's more than just the guys. Everyone knows that. Nick is in his usual spot, Kaitlyn took the middle, so I'm sitting behind Chris's seat. Normally, I wouldn't mind because it's not a big deal. I can just peak around his seat to be in frame. Except, Kaitlyn talks with her hands which gives me into the back corner hidden by Chris.
At one point, she literally pushed my head back. Nick, Chris, and Matt were so involved in arguing that they didn't notice though. Kaitlyn, of course, was right in the middle with all the typical pick me lines. 'Guys, this isn't you 🥺' It's so fucking annoying.
Plus, she's all up on Chris and Matt. She's touching their arms, twirling and flicking her hair. It's so stupid. She's so stupid. A pang of guilt strikes me as I think it.
"We should go back to your place." Kaitlyn drags her hand down Chris's arm. "Wouldn't that be fun?" She turns to Matt. "We can drop little miss hermit back here off." Never fucking mind. I'm glad I thought she was stupid. And a bitch.
"No, we're having a sleepover? The fuck?" Nick intervenes. I love him. He's a good friend.
"Oh. Whatever. Me, Chris, and Matt will have fun." I roll my eyes and grab my phone. I text Nick.
| tf is her problem.
| I have no fucking clue- she's getting on my nerves though
| THEY DON'T WANNA FUCK YOU BITCH
| 🤭🤭🤭
Kaitlyn tries to peer at mine and Nick's phone screens. I'm glad we invested in the privacy screen protectors.
| I'm going to text the GC to see if there's any chance of shaking her.
I give Nick a subtle thumbs up. After a minute, Nick frowns. Matt starts the car and begins pulling out of the driveway. Shit.
| I'm guessing Chris and Matt are oblivious as fuck?
| 100%
I frown, closing my messages and turning my phone off. Come on guys, see what a dick she is. I turn to look out the window and wait for this awful ride to be over. Kaitlyn non stop flirts the whole time. It's ridiculous. And since Matt is driving, pretty much all of her attention is on Chris.
It's driving me crazy. It's not fair. I was so sure Chris had feelings for me too. I had planned on telling him about my feelings soon, but now, with this girl, I don't know. Maybe he was just being nice to me.
We get to the house and before the car has stopped, I'm flinging open my car door and jumping out. I slam the door closed, stomping up to the front of the house. I grab the extra key from under the potted plant and let myself in. It's ridiculous.
I fly up the stairs to Nick's room. I know he'll be up in a minute so I'm satisfied with just waiting right here. I think about all the times Chris cuddled up against me during movie nights. Or how he would pick up a chunk of my hair and start playing with it, wrapping it around his finger only to let it fall back. Or the many times I would bend over to pick something up and he would place his hands on my hips, acting as though he was fucking me. Friends don't do that shit, right?
I express all of this to Nick when he comes up to his room, locking his door behind him. "I just- I'm so mad."
"I understand, sort of." Nick lays on his bed. "Chris does like you, I'm sure of it. I don't know why he's acting like this though."
"What was the witch doing when you came up?" I ask, not sure if I really want to know.
"Oh, Chrissy poo! Matty poo! Let's watch a movie!" Nick does his best impression of Kaitlyn. I laugh hard.
"Let's go bake something." I suggest. Nick oooo's at the idea but suggests changing clothes first. He changes into just a T-shirt and shorts. I get an evil little idea. "Nick, can I borrow one of your shirts? But like, one that Chris and Matt haven't really seen?"
"Sure," he grabs one out of the very back of his closet. "An ex got it for me as a gag gift." He explains. It's a light pink shirt that says 'daddy's girl' in a ridiculous flowy font. I giggle.
"Do you think Chris would die over this?" I ask.
"He'd get a kick out of the shirt alone, if you wear that one pair of shorts you have though-" I know exactly what pair he means. The pair I've had since the 8th grade, the pair that I wore to band camp. They stick to me like glue, and barely go down three inches. I left them here one night. I pull them from a drawer and force them on. The shirt covers my ass, unless I bend over or lift my arms. Perfect.
"Do I look good?" I ask.
"You look perfect." Nick assures me. We head downstairs. "Should we make cupcakes?"
"I'm down for whatever!" I bounce down the stairs. These shorts bring back memories of baking out in the high noon heat in July for hours. They fill me with the confidence of a 16 year old girl that's just perfected rifle turns.
"Hey! Where'd you two go?" Chris's head pops up off of the couch.
"Oh, just to change, we're about to make cupcakes!" I say before Nick can. He goes into the kitchen, probably to get the stuff out.
"Oooo, cupcakes!!" Mat claps his hands together. I smile, and turn around to walk into the kitchen. I let my hips swing a little more than they usually would.
Chris, Matt, and Kaitlyn end up following me into the kitchen. They don't really do much. I get Nick the things he needs, and he does all the mixing. It's a good process.
"Shit." He drops a spoon.
"It's fine! I got it!" I bend over to pick it up. I feel hands on my hips, and for the first time ever, something hard brushes against me. There's a gasp and heavy stomps.
"How dare you! I've been trying all night!" Kaitlyn stomps out of the room, Matt following her. I stand up. Nick puts the cupcakes into the oven.
"I'm going to make sure Matt gets rid of her. Watch the cupcakes." Then, he leaves the room. Now, it's just me and Chris.
I hop up onto the counter. Chris strikes to ruffle my hair but I dodge him. "Hey-" he says sadly.
"No. Don't do that sad shit. You should have thought about this before you let her practically suck your dick the whole night." I say it without thinking. "You don't get to have her and me."
"I don't want her." I roll my eyes at him. "I'm serious. I was just being nice." He fits himself between my legs. "I should have told you. I want you."
"Yeah, you should have." I cross my arms.
"You're so pretty, you know that? Your sweet face, perfect body, great personality." He trails off. "Can I make it up to you?"
"You could fuck me." I say jokingly.
"Okay." He unzips his jeans, the rare time he actually wore them. "I'll fuck you so good."
"I was kidding. Just cause I've been trying to get in your pants doesn't mean I'm going to take advantage like this."
"You've been what." It doesn't sound like a question.
"I've been trying to seduce you, one could say."
"Fuck, please let me fuck you." He leans his head against mine. "Been wanting you, didn't think you wanted me back. Please, let me fuck you over the counter, right here. Right now." The heat in the bottom of my stomach makes me give in to what I want.
"Okay, gotta be quick. Before Nick gets back." He nods and kisses me. I'm surprised but I kiss back. Quickly, the kiss is over and he's bending me over the counter, face down. He merely pushes the shorts to the side to allow himself access to slip in.
He does. God, he's big. His dick feels huge inside me, his hands feeling goat trailing my body. I feel like he's crowding me with his size.
"Move, please move." I plead with him. He moves slowly at first, pulling back a few inches before fucking that back in. "Please, Chris. Fuck me." He pulls out, leaving just the top inside before sinking all the way in. From there, he's fucking me into the counter. He leans down, changing the angle and talking in my ear.
"Fuck, princess. You feel so good. Perfectly taking my dick. My good girl." He wraps his hand around to thumb at my clit. "Daddy's good girl." It isn't long before I'm squeezing around him in the height of my orgasm. It isn't too terribly long before he's pulling out to finish across my thighs.
"Fuck." He steps away, coming back and wiping my legs with a paper towel.
"You took me so good. M so proud of you." He picks me up, hugging me tightly. He presses kisses all across my face.
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linddzz · 2 months
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Here an assortment of Facts About Morpheus in the Red Flags AU. Where I'm starting to lean more towards the version where they meet and are already into each other before the ""Fake Date"" Incident:
-Jessamy is the raven he took care of when he found her injured outside of his townhome. He now has a room with a window he often keeps open for her to fly into whenever she feels like it. I don't know how legal any of this is in London but tbh it doesn't matter because he also does not know what the laws are and doesn't care.
- His townhome is very dark maximalist in decor, which tends to surprise people at first. There are houseplants and little statues all over, and the walls are hidden behind millions of bookshelves. There is an art studio room and books scattered everywhere. Very recently, hypothetical visitors would notice a lot of child locks and child proofed areas that have a bit of a panicked "I bought every safety thing in the store bc I have no idea wtf I'm doing" energy to them.
- He has a therapist. Yes, the Morpheus that Hob meets is the upgraded version who is actually working on himself already. This is what the improved personal growth version of Morpheus is like.
Anyway, said therapist is Gilbert F. Greene. Because Morpheus going head to head with an unstoppable force of old timey adorable optimism who will also not take his shit is delightful. Dr. Greene insists on going by first names and Morpheus always makes "Gilbert" sound like a slur in retaliation. Some conversations I imagine include:
"Good morning Gilbert, you will never guess who had what you might call a """relapse into self destructive behaviors"""" last night."
"I am very sorry to hear that my dear boy. Let me say though, that I am so very proud of you for calling me! That is a phenomenal step for you and it's wonderful that you are being proactive in your recovery."
"Don't patronize me Gilbert. I will hang up."
(this ended up being super long so I'm just gonna spare y'all's dash. Warning for some lightly touched on mentions of drug use and self destructive behavior.)
- Him getting a therapist was part of the requirements for gaining visitation rights and then weekend custody once a month with Orpheus. The therapy is actually helping, and he's bitter about that.
- His given name is actually Dream, he goes by his middle name. All the Endless siblings have awful names. Desire goes by Adonai because who calls a fucking child Desire???
When Hob meets the rest of the family, Destiny goes "it's good to see you again, Dream" and Hob begins turning to Morpheus like "lmao who tf is named Dream" only to find Morpheus glaring daggers at his brother.
- The Endless parents are rarely around. Some of the siblings still live in the manor and they all use it for family dinners, but it's common for their parents to be off travelling for years at a time.
- Morpheus is an author and a painter who has a bajillion pen names to go with each genre he writes in, so it's hard to figure out exactly how much he's written. Even before becoming a father though, his face and full name is mostly associated with children's fantasy stories that he illustrates himself, and his Art vs Artist vibe is very Miyazaki.
Him and Calliope collaborated on a series of illustrated poetic translations of ancient epics. Their divorce was exactly as messy as one might imagine the divorce between two passionate artist types might be.
- His downward spiral of self destruction started before the divorce but oh boy did it nosedive during and after.
- When she got pregnant after divorce proceedings had started, there was a moment where they were both meeting with lawyers and one asked something along the lines of if this meant they would try for reconciliation and staying together. Calliope said "no" immediately.
It's not like Morpheus exactly thought they would get back together, but the speed and firmness of that hard "no" had his head screaming with white noise and some badly thought out self medication for months, which ended up being why Calliope got full custody and he is just now able to get more involved with the now two year old Orpheus.
- His rebound with Thessaly was also messy. She was just in it for a fun fling and he was... Morpheus. He found out he got dumped when she informed him she was already in the process of moving back to Greece, and Johanna said he needed to be banned from any more beautiful Greek expats from that day forth.
- No one can figure out what the deal is with him and Lucienne. The simple explanation is they're queerplatonic soul mates. Lucienne's wife Gault thinks they're a bit codependent (not an inaccurate assessment), but is more civil with him since the day she yelled at him to go get an actual therapist instead of constantly putting his shit on Lucienne, and he actually did. (It is unclear if this or Calliope demanding therapy for him to get visitation with Orpheus was his wake up call catalyst, but probably a bit of both.)
- Lucienne was originally a personal assistant. She now works as his editor since she seems to be the only person who can keep track of all the shit he's written. She is also the only person who can get away with critiquing his works in progress without sending him into a fit where he might burn all his manuscripts.
- When Morpheus started mentioning this Gadling guy a lot, Lucienne paid a visit to the pub. Not to do anything so crude as to threaten a man's life if he breaks her sensitive friend's heart. What could she do anyway? No no. She's just here to smile with zero trace of humor and ask some questions while looking him up and down through her spectacles. Hob will later describe this as one of the most pants shitting moments of his life, and he felt like he got transformed back into a primary school kid who talked slightly too loudly in the library.
- Morpheus went through a slutty phase during and shortly after University that was less of a healthy and fun exploration of his sexuality and libido, and a bit more "I will take anyone who will have me in any way they will want me and I know that if nothing else, I'm pretty."
- Him and Johanna used to have a game seeing who could get more free drinks in one night. This had to be put to an end when it turned into the catalyst for at least three screaming fights between them.
Fight subjects were
Quality vs Quantity. Morpheus insists his ability to get people to buy him a single glass of wine that costs £50 beats Johanna's cheap beers. Johanna disagreed. loudly.
Is it cheating when Morpheus ran to the bathroom to smudge on some eyeliner and then stole Johanna's lip gloss? Is it further cheating when Johanna realized that his main method of getting drinks was "act like Adonai"? Accusations that he would ever act like his horrid annoying younger sibling sent Morpheus into an absolute tantrum.
Competitiveness DID overcome sibling rivalry enough for Morpheus to go to Adonai for makeover assistance. This backfired because it made Morpheus hot to the point of intimidating, and Johanna won that night.
- After Hob starts flirting with him, Morpheus goes suspiciously into a Romantic, Pre-Raphaelite inspired art era featuring lots of noble knights with dark sunlit hair. A lot of them seem to be lured in by dark haired fae entities all La Belle Sans Merci style. It's disgustingly obvious.
-Therapy has made him juuuuust self aware enough to know that he MAYBE tends to go a bit hard and fast with romance. This makes him a little more cautious with Hob than he usually would be, and he's doing a bit of "Hob is so nice and sweet and interested but I'm gonna mess it up :(((" pining. Everyone around him is fucking sick of it. He is not self aware enough to realize he's still going super hard and fast, but this time he's doing it while sighing sadly and drawing Hob in his sketchbook all the fucking time.
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