#where charlotte kisses ned through plastic wrap

[serostuffsmh]

Thinking about Kai and how he'd be around someone he has a crush on but at the same time can't stand the person and their life style. Like one of the yakuza boss's he works close with just passed away and the person who replaces him gets on Kai's nerves but at the same time they arose him in a way no one else has. Idk if you've watched New Girl but there's this one scene where Schmidt (he's super hygienic and cleanly like Kai) was making a Thanksgiving meal and he hates when people are in the kitchen when he's doing his thing and then Ceecee (Schmidt's object of affection) comes and just picks up a spoon and licks on it to annoy him and he wasn't having none of dat!! Like I would pay good money to see the look of horror on Kai's face if someone ate off of his plate and licked on his utensils just to irk him, meanwhile he has to fight away his growing erection too.

He would glare at you with utter disgust when you had ‘mistakenly’ sipped from his glass. It was disgusting. You gave him headaches with all of your unintentional actions.

If anyone else would have done this, they would have been dead before their lips touched his glass. But since he has a smidge of affection for you he doesn’t do anything, except maybe jeer at you.

I also like how you sprinkled in erection at the end, very nice heh. He would be so pent up and not know how to deal with it, except pining away miserably.

#the pining concept makes me weak #I know this was kinda less soft but this reminds me of pushing daisies #where charlotte kisses ned through plastic wrap #it made me think of his mysophobe ass #anyway #overhaul x reader #kai rambling