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moooncats · 3 months

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✿ Astrology Observations ✿

✿ Through the eye's of a Virgo 🧿 ✿

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✿ Sun in Aries ✿

Funny, Confident, Fighter lmaoo (don't talk ish about anyone they consider family cause they'll knuck and buck in 2.5 seconds bwahaha), Attractive!!! 🔥🔥 Aries are usually loud/opinionated and have this lets live life like its the last day we're alive. They are usually the ones who will dance like theres nobody watching hahah very tik tok star vibes. Go go go energy. You guys love to travel! ✈️ Its giving me Carmen Sandiego Vibes. ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

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✿ Sun in Leo ✿

Popular (Irl & Online), Funny af never met a leo that wasn't good at jokes. Great hair/makeup/style 💅 oh and music taste gives me hype in the club vibes. Creative! Never met a leo that didnt dabble in the arts. Ya'll really love to spoil your love ones and friends and as a virgo I appreciate you! Seriously so sweet and caring. Gift giving is most likely your love language. (✿◠‿◠)♡ I would also like to add SOOO good at making food/pastries like this one leo friend I had would make flipping macarons in hs and they were BUSSIN BUSSIN. I also know its super hard to make them? Like sheeesh your creativity never fails to make a presence! Keep it up my lovely leos! ♡

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✿ Sun in Capricorn ✿

2-3 jobs lmfaoooo, boujee, yall are secretly freaky af!!! Most capricorns I know have only fans on the side yall aint fooling no one with that good girl fascade hehe do you tho! Make that money puuur. 💰💋 Homebodies unless they're out with their lover yall settle down QUICKKK bwahah. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's giving me I'm busy at work and I'll get to you when I get to you vibes. 🫡 Also lets not forget most Capricorns I know are lowkey know it alls! Lmfao yall try to hide it but your expression gives it all away. There was this Capricorn that I could never beat at Skip Bo (a card game) she really knew the in's and out's of all numbers. ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ So quirky!

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✿ Sun in Taurus ✿

Grounded, Stable, FOODIES. If they cook or share food with you they really fucks with you. Can be stubborn but I think it's awesome they just know what they like and its usually of ✨️ higher taste✨️. IYKYK. Lover of art but usually natural art or anything natural. Anything to do with the 5 senses they are IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR. Homebodies af. Sleep is their go to de stresser with eating, skin care, spas, hikes, anything nature that looks beautiful lmao it's giving me ethereal fairy vibes. (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

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✿ Sun in Scorpio ✿

Always needs to be the coolest person in the room, secretly wants to be loved but has high AF standards lol. Usually has lots of piercings/tattoos they LOVE to color their hair lmao. Probably can be the spoke person for Manic Panic or any other hair dye company. Scorpios can drag someone to filth and it always makes me laugh cause they're straight up and to the point with it. They don't just spend their time with anybody they're picky af. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Most scorpios I know are in the LGBTQ community. It's giving me I know I'm the prize and I'm cool as shit vibes. ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ

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✿ Sun in Cancer ✿

Loves to match vibes with people, usually quiet unless they feel comfortable with the energy, good afff music taste deadass I can play any song from my random playlist and they'll know it word for word haha. That's about it tho- sorry I don't really know much about cancers personally. It's giving me- very nice and formal vibes & will understand the assignment (can be loud/chill/outgoing/whatever you want them to be) vibes. 🦀🦎 Chameleon.

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✿ Sun in Aquarius ✿

Eccentric AF in a good way bwahaha ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ, very IDGAF energy we loveee, caring they only bad mouth people who have wronged them in a bad way other than that- they usually can see both sides of a situation yall give good advice, very humanitarian vibes. Aqua's also are so good at technology! Leave it to an Aqua to find information on ANYONE on the internet they keep receipts also lmfao. Most Aquas I know are apart of the LGBTQ community. 🏳️‍🌈 It's giving me Alien hacker/detective vibes. 👽 Also side note, every aqua I know eats this one thing thats soooo random for ex one of my besties, eats pizza with no cheese just sauce and veggies lol. Random af I love it.

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✿ Sun in Pisces ✿

Never met a pisces who didn't sing lmao! Come thru vocals (you're going to hollywood!). Yall usually draw too or do poetry/sew/paint anything artistic. ╰( ▪‿▪)╮ Yooo I noticed yall always have drug addictions too tho. I honestly think that's why your head be up in the clouds/ lost in the sea void 24/7 😆 Quick Tip: Did you know that when you're under the influence things just hit harder? So why be in that toxic relationship/situation and intensify your emotions when you know it'll be harder to come back from it as a water sign... ahhh. Lemme give you a hug you'll get through this! 🫂 It's giving me XXXTentacion Vibes (listen to his lyrics you'll get the vibes yuh). 💀 Seriously Pisces lemme give you another hug. 🫂 I'm rooting for you, you'll get out of the haze surely enough.

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✿ Sun in Libra ✿

Boujeeeeee!! Never met a libra that didn't dress nice af. Usually uniquely too. Hair game is always on fleek. Yall love to play devils advocate though. I don't think I've ever had any libra talk bad about anyone they were friends with they're loyal and good vibes. Libra's can also be sooo funny!╰(◕ᗜ◕)╯ They love to make everyone feel included so they will play the part to make sure people aren't left out. It's giving me Actor vibes. Also most libra's I know smoke mary jane 🍁 and are on top with their workout routine. Lmfao munchies who??¿ Also Libra's are a lover of beauty never seen a libra date someone who wasnt aesthetically pleasing to the 👁🖼. It's giving me main character/actor Vibes.

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✿ Sun in Gemini ✿

SMARTTTT. Yall know so much in that head of yours. Seriously never had a boring conversation ever with a gemini, great story tellers as well! So effing creative, If you really get to know a Gemini you'll find that they're so good at every flipping hobby like I honestly feel like their mind is hardwired differently from most people. Also very friendly and CHILL. (ﾉ≧ڡ≦) It's giving me, Golden retriever vibes! 🐕

(Sorry reached the gif limit but picture a cute fluffy doggie! Nyaaa! (: )

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✿ Sun in Saggitarius ✿

VERY ACTIVE/OUTDOORSY but accident prone bwahaha! Why are yall always in the damn hospital or sick? 😅 (ᓀ‸ᓂ) Be careful while skating/doing sports/LIVING damn. GOOFFFYYYYYY. Yall have jokes for days lmao. You know so much about philosophy and other topics its refreshing to have deep non surface conversations with you. As a virgo it's giving me if I was stuck on an island I would survive and probably understand the hidden meaning of life in a fever dream I had from eating poisonous berries vibes. 😆🫐

(Sorry reached the gif limit but imagine a cute wandering explorer not caged down by society! ╰( ▪‿▪)╮ Yuhh)

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✿ Sun in Virgo ✿

Wallflowers.(๑･◡･) We love to observe everyone/everything while also making sure we look the part. We can deadass find anything that's lost. 🔍 Lover of art as well, we love anything to do with the aestethics. Book worms 🐛haha, also we always have one thing/hobby that were really in to that we focus on almost 24/7 in a weird obssesive way. This can be good and bad. Good if its a hobby, bad if its a person RIP. Most virgos I know are popular and chill gives me grounded vibes. It's giving me I'm okay with being a side character unless you want me to be the main character then I'll pop off vibes.

(Sorry ran out of gifs but imagine a hermit who was idulging in books and anything that could make them better themselves as a person ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ)

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✿ Mahalo for reading my 2nd ever tumblr post! How exciting. Hope you all enjoyed this, it was really fun to articulate my feelings as a Virgo sun. Who knows, maybe I'll make more astrology observations hehe. Till then, take care my beautiful earth angels! Moooncats out. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ✿

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profectua · 3 months

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ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ; ɴᴏɴᴇ! ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʟᴍᴀᴏ

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ; ɪꜱᴀɢɪ, ʙᴀᴄʜɪʀᴀ, ᴄʜɪɢɪʀɪ, ᴋᴜɴɪɢᴀᴍɪ, ɴᴀɢɪ, ʀᴇᴏ, ʙᴀʀᴏᴜ, ʀɪɴ, ʜɪᴏʀɪ, ᴋᴀʀᴀꜱᴜ, ʏᴜᴋɪᴍɪʏᴀ, ᴏᴛᴏʏᴀ

Isagi: Back when he was younger, he had a phase where he would do the dab whenever he scored a goal. It could be completely outdated too and people would cringe at him LMAO. Might’ve also done fortnite dance (he doesn’t even play fortnite). His teammates try to go over and celebrate but he randomly breaks into the orange justice (he can’t even do it properly) so they end up just standing there like 🧍. Let him have his moment I guess???

Bachira: He was one of those kids that played with insects outside or something (speaking from experience) 😭. You’d catch him playing outside and there were 3 worms, each with different names. He probably gave them sad backstories too. The neighbors thought he was weird as hell. If someone pointed it out, he’d be like “Stop being rude to them! They’re my friends!” And he’d actually look pissed off, exactly like this emoji 😠. If he comes back to the same spot only to find that they aren’t there, he’ll come home crying 😭 🙏 Please help him.

Chigiri: He’s canonically a moody guy…I feel like he ‘decides’ his mood for the day ykyk 😭. If it’s a clear sky, sunny day, he’ll choose to be happy but if he wakes up and it’s raining, he decides that he’s gonna be angry. Always ends up breaking character though. If he's laughing and suddenly remembers that he's supposed to be angry, he’ll immediately put on a blank expression again like 😐 and the people around him think they did something wrong LMAOO. Like??? What happened bro???

Kunigami: His go-to pose for photos is the thumbs up or the peace sign and HE LOOKS SO STIFF. He’s just there like 🙂 ✌️. He looks so awkward pls 😭. His little sister is trying so hard not to laugh and he’s just like ???? What's so funny?? If he’s accidentally photo-bombing and realises too late, he’ll strike that EXACT POSE until someone tells him to move cus his brain couldn’t process it ITS SO SAD 😭

Nagi: Once, when he was younger, he tried doing one of those free robux application things where you play a bunch of games for robux and he thought it was legit because some youtuber did it. His parents were like “Seishiro what are you even doing�� and he was like “I’m grinding robux mom, you wouldn’t understand” Like Nagi…don’t even get your hopes up 😬. Long story short, it didn’t work and he ended up with some virus on his ipad. He woke his parents up at 3am and was like “um…I think I got hacked ☹️” His parents WERE NOT pleased 😭

Reo: Had a little rebellious phase where he only used cringey Gen Z slang. In front of his parents too and they’d stare at him like 😨. “Zamn ngl this food is bussin’ fr goated no cap,” said young Reo, at a luxurious 5-star restaurant. His mom almost choked on her food. Probably got side-eyed by the waiter too. He didn’t even realise that it wasn’t cool until he found out that NOBODY actually says all that 😭.

Barou: When he’s eating other people's food or eating at a restaurant, he judges it like he’s Gordan Ramsey or something??? Imagine he’s at someone's house for dinner and then when they’re eating he has this whole routine. First he sniffs, feels the texture, then he examines with his eyes, and finally starts eating. You’ll tell if he likes it or not from his expressions 💀 He’ll start interrogating too LMAO. He’d be like “What kind of spice is this?” “How much salt did you add?” HE’S NOT PLAYING YALL.

Rin: Took elementary dodgeball SERIOUSLY. He’d yell at his teammates. Losing? Not on his watch. “WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! IT’S DODGE BALL NOT GET HIT IN THE FACE BALL YOU LOSER!”. If he ever lost a game in PE, he’d start crying and throwing a fit, all while blaming his teammates. He would act like an angel if Sae was there though LMAO.

Hiori: He tries to re-enact cool moves from video games. Like if there's a character that has a cool playstyle he’ll literally hop out of his gaming chair just to swing a spatula around 😭. He got the sound effects goin on too, you can hear little pews and booms. Or if there’s a specific voice line from the final boss that he thinks sounds cool he’ll say it out loud (sometimes his parents hear and they think that he’s lost it not that they care though.)

Karasu: He had a huge chess.com phase, probably in middle school. But he was that one kid that goes ‘I wasn’t even trying tho lol’ when he lost (behind the screen he is SCREAMING in rage). ALSO He’s the type to be super expressive (kinda like Barou) 😭. You’ll know when he’s judging you cus’ his face will go 😬 😲 ☹️ 😧 🤔 in that order 💀. He could say something but his expressions reveal all there is.

Yukimiya: When he first got his glasses, he probably forgot them a lot LOL. Like he’d show up to football practice without them and one of his teammates would go “Yo where’s your glasses, Yukki?” and he’d be like…oh yeah. There was probably one point where he thought his eyesight was getting better. He woke up one morning and just decided that he suddenly felt like he had good vision again. It was all in his head 💀.

Otoya: He once tried hitting on a girl when her boyfriend WAS RIGHT THERE and he didn’t even notice. Let’s just say he ran for his life. His older sister has a video recording of it and uses it as blackmail. Worst of all he genuinely thought he could've ‘stolen’ her from him 😭 LIKE OTOYA NO. 😭

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock headcanons #bllk headcanons #isagi yoichi #bachira meguru #chigiri hyoma #kunigami rensuke #rin itoshi #nagi seishiro #reo mikage #barou shouei #hiori yo #otoya eita #yukimiya kenyu #karasu tabito

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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 years

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Imagine teaching Whitebeard slang part 2

At a party

Whitebeard: it is lit out in here, and this song is bussin'

Marco: *leaning forward in his chair and has his head in his hands*

Izou: who ever it is that is teaching him slang, I will literally give you money to please stop.

You: *merrily watching their suffering from the poop deck*

Whitebeard: wow, me using slang really butters your biscuits, doesn't it?

Izou, Thatch, and Marco: *don't know that slang, so they look to Ace to translate*

Ace: I don't know that one, I think it's a dad'ism.

Izou: it's the way you say it, you overemphasize it.

Whitebeard: *shrugs* it is what it is

Late one evening about a week later

You: now finna means "fixing to", and you use like gonna

Whitebeard: *taking notes* uh huh, so I use it like, "I'm finna drink all this sake."

You: Yep

Marco: *couldn't sleep, so he goes out on deck to look at the stars, only to find you and Whitebeard* what are they doing?

You: now big brain is used when you solved a problem

Marco: It's you!

Whitebeard: oh dip!

You: scatter! *runs away*

Whitebeard: *locks himself in his cabin*

Marco: get back here!

You: *screams as he uses his partial zoan form to try and catch*

The crew: *wakes up from the racket and come to see what's up*

Izou: you better have a good reason for waking me up in the middle of the night!

Marco: (y/n) is the one terrorizing everyone by teaching pops slang!

Whitebeard: *peeking out of his doorway* That's weird flex, but okay

You: it's not that bad!

Thatch: *now chasing you as well* you can't undo what you have done! Pops is going to be calling my food bussin' for the rest of my life! (hehe)

Whitebeard: bruh *in disbelief*

Izou: *also chasing you* (y/n) you got him to call me a twink and a sweet little meow meow!

Whitebeard: those are the ones that bothered you? not Femboy icon?

Izou: no, I own up to that one!

You: *screams when Marco tackles you*

Marco: *starts to tickle you*

Izou and Thatch: *pile in and start tickling you*

Ace: *just woke up* what's going on... *sees the three men tickling you* nope, I'm going back to bed.

Izou: are you proud of yourself!

You: I will cherish the looks of despair on your faces for many years to come!

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shiftingparadise · 1 year

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I NEED another soft spot 🤭 it was so bussin also just take your time no rush ok you got alot of request 🫶🫶🫶

OKAY, so I kinda combined it with another request, so I hope you still like it. God, I love writing these 🥹 I'm so glad you guys are asking for more parts. Anyway, I hope everyone's doing fine. Have a great day 🤍✨

Warnings: smut and a little bit angsty, just a little bit

Word count: 4538

“Both of you?”, you looked across the table. “Don’t worry, darling. Phinks will take care of you”. “B-but why both of you?”, you ignored Feitan’s attempt to intervene. “And Phinks? I barely know him”. “Darling”, Chrollo stopped while pouring you some more wine, “I need Feitan with me this time. I’m sorry”. “A-and when are you leaving?”, your eyes darted toward Feitan. “Tonight”, Feitan coldly replied. “And for how long?”, your eyes now focused on Chrollo. “A week. Maybe a little bit longer”.

“A week? Alone? With Phinks?”, your heart dropped to your stomach. “He’s … nice”, Feitan tried to hide his discontent. “He’ll be here shortly”, Chrollo added, “Be nice to him, okay?”. “Whatever”, you pushed your food to the side, “I’ll be upstairs”.

“Darling”.

Ah. There it was again. The hint of threat in his calm voice.

“What?”, your eyes fixed on the table.

“Be nice”.

It was ages ago since he hurt you. Since they hurt you… But you knew that tone. That lingering smirk on his face; telling you that there would be consequences if you disobeyed him.

“Y/N?”, Feitan’s cold voice burst through your bubble. “I’ll be nice”, a lump in your throat. “Good girl”, Feitan slowly walked behind you, “Don’t worry. We’ll get you something nice”.

You closed your eyes as his hands softly massaged your shoulders. You didn’t want them to leave you. You didn’t want to be left alone with someone you barely knew.

“And we’ll call, darling. So, stay close to Phinks, and don’t be a brat”. “What if Hisoka-“.

You didn’t mean to sound so fragile, but you couldn’t help it. You were scared. Scared that something was going to happen.

“Don’t worry. We took care of it, "Feitan kissed your temple carefully. A gesture he rarely did. “B-but-“, you tried to protest, to make them stay.

“Darling”, a small smirk on his face, “Enough”.

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“And don’t let my darling into this room, Phinks”. “And make sure she takes these every morning, " Feitan signaled to the neatly stacked vitamins on the table next to you.

“Ugh”, a sigh you couldn’t contain as you leaned against the kitchen counter.

“Darling?”, Chrollo turned his head, “What’s wrong?”. “Nothing”, you shrugged your shoulders. “She doesn’t seem too happy”, Phinks gritted his teeth. “Don’t worry, we told her to behave”, Feitan’s cold eyes pierced through you.

“I can handle a brat, little Fei”, Phinks obviously forgot his boss was standing in front of him. “A brat?”, Chrollo coldly added. “Sorry boss, I was talking about Fei-“. “You’re here for her safety. If she needs something, anything, you’ll make sure she gets it. Understood?”.

“Boss”, the blonde bowed his head in agreement.

“That being said, if she does decide to act out of place-“. “You’ll call us first”, Feitan interrupted, “And we’ll tell you what to do”.

“Right, Fei”, Phinks clenched his jaw.

It was obvious the blonde didn’t like being ordered around by Feitan.

“Come here, darling”, Chrollo signaled you to come over. With heavy feet and a pout on your face, you obeyed. “We’ll be leaving now. Behave, okay?”. “Hm”, you wrapped your arms around his waist, pulling him close, “I’ll miss you”. “We’ll miss you too”, a soft kiss on the top of your head.

“I’ll get you something nice”, Feitan carefully placed a strand of hair behind your ear as you turned around. “Thanks, Fei. Please come back soon”. “As soon as possible”.

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Chrollo and Feitan were already gone for a couple of days, and you wanted nothing more than to have Phinks gone. You hated him. You hated the smug look on his face, the way he scoffed every time a snappy reply left your lips…

“I’m bored”, you sighed as you once again opened the fridge. “So?”, Phinks stood against the counter, his arms folded as he watched you.

You didn’t know if it was in your head, but you could feel him staring at you. You could feel his eyes gliding from the top of your head to your back.

“What the hell are you wearing?”. “Chrollo makes me wear this. He likes it”, you rolled your eyes. You still hated the little black nightgown he made you wear. “I can see why. It barely covers anything”, Phinks scoffed before walking to the couch in the living room.

You decided to ignore his reaction. You knew it was revealing, but you didn’t want to wear your clothes until you went to sleep.

“What are you going to watch?”, you stopped in front of the TV, already earning an annoyed smirk in response.

“You, apparently”.

“Don’t get your hopes up”, you rolled your eyes as you sat down next to him. “Don’t worry, you’re not my type”.

You didn’t know why you felt so offended. You could feel the heat rise to your cheeks.

“What’s wrong, darling?”, a smug look on his face, “Can’t stand it when someone doesn’t worship you?”.

“If I’m not your type, then why do you keep looking at my breasts?”.

“I-I’m not!”, the blonde immediately sat up straight, angry eyes now staring into yours. “I think you are”, you smirked, “Can’t wait for Chrollo to call. He deserves to know what a pervert you are”.

You would never tell Chrollo anything like that. Not after the last time you did. Back when you were still scared of Feitan. Even though you were his darling, he was still a cruel man. One step out of line, and the consequences could be very painful.

“H-hey, stop it!”, a red blush on his cheeks. “So, what are you going to watch?”, you folded your arms. “I don’t know, a shitty movie”, he angrily picked up the remote.

“Okay”, you slowly stood up, “I’m going to bed”.

“Wait”, a serious look on his face, “Boss wants me to check the rooms before you go to sleep”. “You don’t have to-“, “Wait here”, he grabbed your arm, “I’m not kidding. Boss will kill me if something happens to you”.

You rolled your eyes, but you waited nonetheless. You would be lying if you said you weren’t scared. That clown got to you.

“It’s safe, you can go”. “Thanks”, you quietly responded. A sudden anxious feeling washed over you. Something you didn’t understand. “Night Phinks”. “Goodnight”, he coldly replied before he sat down again.

Why? Why were your hands sweating? Why did it feel like there was no air anymore?

“S-shit”, with shaking hands, you opened the door to your room. “H-huh?’, your heart racing as you noticed a tall figure next to your bed. “H-hisoka?”, the name got stuck in your throat. Your hands nervously turned on the light.

“W-what?”, tears building up in the corners of your eyes. There was no one. Your mind was playing tricks on you. Were you going crazy?

The air. Why was there no air?

“I-I can’t breathe”, you hastily walked towards your window, but your legs gave up halfway.

You couldn’t move. You couldn’t scream. You couldn’t breathe. Were you going to die? Was this it? Did someone poison you?

“Y/N?”, Phinks knocked on your door, “I heard something, are you alright?”.

You wanted to respond, you really did, but the lump in your throat wouldn’t allow it.

“Y/N?”, Phinks raised his voice.

Somehow,his voice seemed so far away.

“I’m coming in”.

You didn’t want him to see you like this, but if someone did poison you…

“Y/N?”, a hint of distress in his voice as he saw you curled up on the floor. “What’s wrong?”, his hand immediately on your waist, his other brushing some hair from your face.

“I-I can’t-“, tears kept streaming down your cheeks, “I-I don’t want to die”.

“What happened?”, his eyes scanned the room, “Was someone here?”.

You couldn’t talk, so you shook your head in response.

“Ah, I see”, he carefully picked you up, “Are you scared?”.

You hastily bopped your head up and down.

“Heart racing? Think you’re going to die?”.

“Y-yes”, you hastily nestled your head into his chest. “Don’t worry”, Phinks carried you to your bathroom, “You’re having a panic attack. You’re not going to die”.

A panic attack?

“Is this the first time?”. “Hm”, you bopped your head up and down, your hands tugging at his shirt. “Control your breathing, okay?”, he carefully seated you inside your tub. “D-don’t-“, you desperately reached out for him once he let go. “I’m here”, his voice never sounded so soft before, “Stop crying, okay? It’s fine. You’refine”.

With blurred sight, you watched the blonde turn on the tap. A panic attack? This wasn’t a panic attack. It couldn’t be. You were going to die, you could feel it. Hisoka was here and-

“Here”, Phinks checked the temperature, trying to ignore your sobs. “Feel this”, rough hands grabbed yours, “Try to concentrate on this feeling”.

“H-huh?”, you could feel your eyes widen. “Just concentrate on it. It feels nice, doesn’t it?”. “I-it does”. “How many bottles of shampoos do you have stacked here?”, he chuckled, “Can you count them for me?”. “A-a lot”. “Count them”, his large hands softly massaging yours as the hot water pours into the tub. “Seven, no.. Eight”.

Finally, your sight wasn’t as blurry, and your heart wasn’t jumping out of your chest anymore. You could breathe again.

“That’s it”, a smile on his face, “Good girl”. “A-are you sure no one’s here?”, your voice still shaking. “I’m sure sweetheart, I checked twice”. “O-okay”, you softly pulled your hands back, “I-I’m fine, thank you”. “You’re not”, he closed the tap, “You’re shaking”. “Sorry”, you pulled your knees to your chest. “Don’t”, he stood up, “I’ll leave you to it, try to relax”. “L-leave?”, your eyes darted towards the blonde. “You can’t take a bath with your clothes still on”. “I-I don’t need a bath-“, “You can’t go to bed with wet clothes either. I’ll be just outside the door”.

Your heart sunk to your stomach once you heard the door close. You didn’t want to be alone, not right now. With careful steps, you got out of bad. Right, you didn’t have another nightgown here.

"Phinks?”, you shyly called out, hands wrapped around your waist. “What’s wrong?”, he slowly opened the door, “Can I look?”. “Y-yes”, you shivered, “I need a new nightgown”. “Are you an idiot?”, he hastily grabbed a towel and wrapped it around you, “You’ll get sick”.

Why did your heart flutter when you felt his big arms wrap around you?

“T-thanks”, your cheeks red as you looked up at the blonde.

Why did he look at you like that? Why were his arms still wrapped around you?

“I-I’ll get you… You know. Uhm-“, he nervously stuttered. “T-thanks”, you turned your head to the side, not wanting him to see your pink cheeks.

A strange feeling rose to your stomach. You hated him, you truly did, but you used to hate Feitan too. Was something wrong with you? No, you were confused, that’s all. You had a panic attack, and you missed Chrollo and Feitan more than anything.

“Here”, Phinks’ arm appeared through the door, “Get changed. I’m tired”. “Thanks”, you gently grabbed the piece of fabric.

Why did his hand feel so soft all of a sudden? You swore they felt rough minutes ago.

“Is there something wrong?”. “H-huh?”, you popped out of your trance before noticing your hand was touching his.

You felt embarrassed. How long were you standing there?

“S-sorry”, you hastily shook your head before pulling your hand away. .

You immediately closed the door again before putting it on.

“Ready”, you closed the door behind you. Phinks was sitting on your bed, patiently waiting for you. “Good”, he cleared his throat, “I’ll be downstairs if you need anything. Goodnight”.

“Night”.

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“H-huh?”, you woke up in the middle of the night, sweat dripping from your forehead.

You could hear it. His evil laugh, the cards flipping…

“N-no”, you pulled the sheets to your chest, “G-go away, please-“.

You didn’t want to get poisoned again. You didn’t want to die.

“Leave me alone, please”, you cried out, arms safely wrapped over your head.

Footsteps.

“No, no, no”, tears streaming down your cheek, “Get out, leave me alone!”.

“Y/N?”, a concerned voice broke through the darkness, “Who’s here? Where?”.

“H-hisoka, he-“.

“Hisoka?”, Phinks’ voice sounded steady, “He can’t be here. Chrollo took care of it”. “B-but I heard him. He was laughing and-”. “Sweetheart”, the blonde rubbed through his eyes, “He isn’t here, and even if he was, I wouldn’t let anything happen to you”. “B-but last time-“. “Look”, he slowly sat down on the edge of your bed, “I’ll sleep on the ground, okay? If anyone enters this room, I’ll make sure you’re safe”.

“O-okay”, you wiped the tears from your cheek, “Just don’t leave me alone, please. I’m scared”. “I’ll stay. Just get some sleep, okay?”.

You watched as he took a blanket out of the basket next to your bed. You didn’t know why, but you couldn’t sleep. You never felt so scared in your life.

“Phinks?”, you opened your eyes, heart once again racing. “Phinks? Are you here?”. “Hm? A low grunt next to your bed. “I-I can”t sleep”, tears already streaming down your cheeks. “Why? I’m here”.

You couldn’t ask him to… You knew that, but you felt so, so scared.

“C-can you please sleep next to me? Please Phinks”. “Y/N”, Phinks quietly responded, “You know I can’t do that”. “W-why not?”. “Boss would kill me, and Feitan too”. “B-but I’m scared. I w-won’t tell him. I promise”.

You could see the blond study every corner of your room. Probably to make sure there weren’t any cameras.

“Fine”, he clicked his tongue, “Move”.

You hastily shuffled to the other side. Relief flooded over you once you felt the warmth of his body next to yours.

“Thank you”, you quietly whispered, your back facing his.

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You slowly rubbed your eyes as the sunlight kissed your bedsheets. “10.30?”, you frowned, “Never sleep this long-“.

Your heart froze once you realized his arm was wrapped around your waist, his head resting on top of yours.

“P-Phinks?”. “What?”, he snapped back, obviously not realizing what was happening. “Y-you’re… Your arm-“. “Huh?”, you could feel his grip loosen, “S-shit”, he immediately let go, “I’m sorry. Please don’t tell boss. I didn’t mean to-“.

But you liked it. You liked having his body pressed against yours.

“I-it’s fine… You can hold me. I like it”.

You were playing with fire. You knew that.

Without responding, he slowly placed his arm back around your waist. “Thanks”, a content smile on your face as you shuffled closer to him.

Was it because you were lonely? Because you missed Chrollo and Fei?

“Want some breakfast?”, he tightened his grip, not ready to let you go. “Please”, you gently intertwined your hand with his. “Got to let me go, sweetheart”. “R-right”, you cleared your throat. “Avocado toast?”. “Perfect”.

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“Boss called, he’s coming back today”.

A few days passed, and Phinks kept sleeping next to you – because you asked him to. You didn’t know why, but sleeping alone wasn’t really your forte after what happened with Hisoka, and well… You enjoyed Phinks’ company. Chrollo and Feitan didn’t need to know, right? After all, you were just cuddling each other.

“Right”, you took a sip from the smoothie Phinks made you, “I’ll get changed. He’ll be back soon”.

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“Darling”, Chrollo dramatically opened his arms once he saw you, “I’ve missed you”. “I’ve missed you too”, you eagerly nestled your head against his chest. “And you too, Fei”, you now wrapped your arms around Feitan.

“Phinks?”, a smile on Chrollo’s face, “Thank you for taking care of our darling”.

That tone. Something wasn’t right. He knew.

“You enjoyed his company, darling?”. “Hm”, you slowly nodded.

You couldn’t talk. They would hear your shaking voice.

“Enjoyed it a little too much?”, Feitan widened his eyes, his aura flooded with anger. “Are you accusing me of something, little Fei?”, Phinks’ frowned.

His heart must be racing. He must be nervous too, right?

“Fei”, Chrollo calmly raised his hand, his eyes locked on Phinks. “Tell me, Phinks”, a dangerous smile on Chrollo’s face, “Why does she smell like you?”. “I don’t know boss”, Phinks humbly lowered his head.

“What about you? Do you know why, darling?”.

This isn’t good. You couldn’t lie. They’d know.

“I-I asked him to sleep with me. I-I mean, in one bed. N-next to me”.

“Why?”, Feitan’s aura exploded, but his voice was calm as ever. “I-I had a panic attack, and I was afraid, and I thought I saw Hisoka and-“, you rambled, unable to catch your breath.

“So”, Chrollo interrupted you, “You asked another man to sleep next to you?”. “Y-yes”, your heart dropped to your stomach. “I know I said you had to listen to her, Phinks… But sleeping next to my darling? Touching her?”. “H-he didn’t-“, you tried to intervene. “Lie again and I’ll remind you of whom you belong to”, Feitan was suddenly standing behind you, his nails digging into your arm.

“Sorry boss”, Phinks loudly swallowed.

“And you wanted more, right?”, Feitan tightened his grip, his lips hovering next to your ear.

You couldn’t lie. They’d know.

“Y-yes”, you closed your eyes, tears streaming down your cheek.

You were scared. You could see Chrollo’s threatening smile, the way he was looking at Phinks…

“Let her go, Fei”, Chrollo kept looking at the blonde. “So, darling. I guess you need to be reminded whom you belong to, right?”.

“P-please, don’t hurt me-“. “On your knees”, Chrollo nodded, “Show Phinks whom you belong to”.

“Huh?”. “You heard him”, Feitan’s umbrella on your shoulder, “Knees”.

You didn’t even try to disobey.

“Boss, I know she’s yours”, Phinks’ eyes locked onto the ground. “Strange, you didn’t seem to when we were gone”, Chrollo gently stroked your cheek, his eyes still looking at the blonde.

“What are you waiting for?”, Feitan smirked, “Show us what you wanted to do with Phinks”.

With shaking hands, you opened his belt.

“Were you wet when you thought about him?”, Chrollo looked down.

No response. You couldn’t.

“You already have two men who are willing to give you everything you need and more. Are you really saying you need a third?”.

“N-no!”, you looked at him, with glossy eyes.

“Prove it”, he softly grabbed your wrist, placing your hand on his member. “Show Phinks you’re mine”.

It was embarrassing, it really was, but you liked it. You liked the way Phinks’ breathing got heavier, the way you felt his eyes burn at the back of your head when Chrollo guided you.

“Tsk, she’s enjoying this”, Feitan’s brows pulled together, “Look”.

“N-no”, you tried to protest once you could feel Feitan lift your dress with his umbrella.

“Darling?”, Chrollo gently pulled your face away from his member, “Sit down on the couch and spread your legs”. “C-chrollo-“. “We know you’re enjoying this”, Feitan grabbed your wrist, pulling you behind him, “Sit and spread your legs”.

You knew your panties were soaked. You couldn’t help it. You sat down on the couch, your legs wide open.

“Ah, I see”, Chrollo chuckled, “Were you this wet for Phinks?”. “N-no-“.

“Look”, Feitan signaled the blonde to come over, “This for you”. “F-fei-“, Phinks tried to protest, but once Chrollo raised his hand he obeyed nonetheless.

“Look Phinks”, Chrollo sat down next to you, “She’s this wet for you”. “Boss, I’m sure-“. “Tell him”, Chrollo turned his head to look at you, his digits softly stroking over your panties.

“I-I’m this wet for you”, you turned your head to the side, trying to keep yourself from moaning.

“Tsk”, Phinks clenched his jaw, trying to keep his hands away from his hard member.

“Ask him”, Feitan stood in front of you, his hand wrapped around your cheeks, “We know you want it”.

“H-huh?”, you looked at Chrollo. “Ask him, darling”.

“Please”, your voice shaking, “Make me feel good, Phinks”.

A sudden silence filled the room. He didn’t want to, right?

“Don’t worry”, Chrollo looked at his Spider, “You can fuck her”.

“Hmpf”, you quickly placed a hand on your mouth as you felt Chrollo push your panties to the side, one finger slowly pumping in and out of you.

You were willing to beg at this point.

“Are you this wet for me, sweetheart?”, the blonde signaled Feitan to move.

“I-I am”, an innocent look on your face. “Then why don’t you take your panties off for me?”.

“See, darling? He wanted to fuck you too”, Chrollo slowly removed his hand from your panties, “Be a good toy for him, okay? Phinks is one of my strongest members. He deserves to feel good”.

“I-I’ll be good”, you let your panties fall onto the ground.

“Tsk, good? You’re a brat”, Feitan coldly sighed while sitting down next to you.

Was this a dream? You were sitting between Feitan and Chrollo, while Phinks was going to-

“Here, we’ll help”, Chrollo gently pushed your leg to the side. Feitan coldly looked to the side before doing the same.

“Shit”, Feitan slowly sat down on one knee, “So pretty”. “Hmpf”, you wanted to press your legs together when you felt his tongue against your clit, but Feitan and Chrollo kept your legs in place. “And sweet too”, Phinks smirked. “You sure boss?”, a serious look on his face.

“Do with her as you please”, Chrollo coldly replied, “Our darling gets whatever she wants, but you’ll still get punished after this, Y/N”.

God, you hated it when he called you by your name. That meant he was being serious.

“I know”, you looked at the dark-haired man, “B-but can Phinks fuck me now?”. “Tsk”, you could feel Feitan’s nails pressing into your soft flesh, “Impatient brat”.

“Don’t worry, sweetheart”, Phinks dropped his pants to the ground, “I’ve been thinking about this ever since I saw you in that short nightgown”. “P-please”, you looked at the blonde.

He was big. Bigger than Chrollo or Fei. For a second you were scared it was too big.

“Ssh”, Phinks cupped your cheek with one hand as he slowly pressed his tip against your entrance, “Y-you’re so tight, fuck. I can see why boss and Fei share you”.

“Wait until she comes”, Feitan glared at the blonde, “Bet you can’t keep yourself from coming once she does”.

“S-shit”, Phinks slowly thrust in and out of you, “Could come right now. She’s addicting”.

“Darling?”, Chrollo placed a small kiss on your temple as you tried to keep yourself from being too loud. “Tell him what you are. Talk to him like you talk to us”.

Talk? You couldn’t talk. You were a mess.

“F-feels so good, P-phinks”, your hands on his chest, “Y-you’re so big, s-so deep-“. “Shit”, Phinks grunted as he felt you clench around him. “Y-you can do whatever you want to me, Phinks. I’m y-your cumdump, your little toy-“. “No”, the blonde chuckled, “You’re divine, and right now, you’re my goddess”.

“Tsk”, Feitan scoffed. “Fei”, a threatening smile on Chrollo’s face. You knew this wasn’t how he expected it to go.

“I don’t care what you want to be. You’re nothing less than divine”, Phinks placed a kiss on your cheek, “Can you turn around for me?”. “H-hm”, you nodded as he pulled out. “F-fei? C-Chrollo?”, you looked at the two men who were still holding your legs.

“Hands and knees”, Chrollo stood up, “Fei and I are going to use that pretty mouth of yours, right Fei?”. “Hm”, Fei coldly nodded.

Within a minute, Phinks was thrusting in and out of you, while you tried your best to keep Fei and Chrollo happy.

“T-that’s right, darling”, Chrollo’s hand was wrapped in your hair, “Look at me while Phinks takes you”.

“S-She’s going to come”, Phinks chuckled, “Come for me, sweetheart. Show me how much you enjoy this”. “Don’t you dare stop”, Chrollo grabbed your jaw, “Keep sucking. I’m going to stuff your mouth while you’re coming”.

God, you never felt this good. You couldn’t think straight anymore. It felt as if the world around you disappeared.

“Good girl”, Phinks placed a sweet kiss on your shoulder. “S-shit”, Chrollo smirked, “Be nice and swallow”.

“Move”, Feitan signaled Chrollo, “Want to fuck her but guess Phinks get the honor to come inside her. I’ll fuck her later”.

F-feitan”, you tried to keep your head up, but Phinks felt too good. “Don’t worry, sweetheart, I got you”, the blonde wrapped his hand in your hair, lifting your head so Feitan could easily fuck your mouth.

“Good girl”, Phinks’ lips brushed over your ear, “You’re so good for letting Fei use you like that”.

“Darling?”, Chrollo smiled while putting his pants back on, “Make Fei finish. I want you to talk to Phinks”.

Right. You knew just what to do to make Fei come.

“F-fuck”, Feitan let his head fall back, “J-just like that”.

Two minutes was all that it took.

“So good”, Feitan brushed some strands of your hair from your face, “Now be good one more time, okay?”.

“Talk to him”, Chrollo handed Feitan his clothes, “He’ll come within minutes”.

But you didn’t want him to come. You were enjoying this way too much.

“P-Phinks? C-can I lay down on my back? I want to look at you”. “Whatever you want, sweetheart”.

You loved it. How sweet he was. How gently his hands wrapped around your waist, turning you on your back.

“K-kiss me”, you shyly asked, your hands wrapped around his arms. “Boss?”, Phinks kept his eyes locked with yours. “Whatever she wants”, Chrollo held his arm in front of Feitan, who was ready to punch his friend.

You weren’t used to this. To a kiss so gently and so sweet.

“Phinks?”, you looked at him with big eyes, “I-I want you to come for me, okay? Can you do that?”. “S-shit”, Phinks let his head rest on your shoulder, “Y-your voice. I’d do anything for you”. “I want you to come with me, Phinks. I want you to come inside me”. “I-Inside?”, Phinks’ eyes studied yours. “Please”, you loudly swallowed, trying to keep your orgasm away. “Don’t you want to know what it feels like to breed me?”, you gently stroked his cheek, “What it feels like to come inside me?”. “I-I’m going to-“. “Ssh, it’s okay. You can come. I’ll come with you. You want that? Want to feel me clench around you while you fill me up?”. “Fuck, you’re something else”, he crashed his lips against yours, his thrusts getting sloppier. “Ready, sweetheart?”. “R-ready”, you wrapped your arms around his neck, “I-I’m coming”. “S-shit, me too”.

Was this your best orgasm yet? You were a shaking mess.

“You okay?”, Phinks eyes studied yours. “N-never been better”, you smiled back.

“See?”, Chrollo helped you sit up straight as Phinks put his clothes back on, “Such a good girl”.

“F-fei?”, you searched the room. “You know him, darling. He gets a bit jealous sometimes. He’s going to need more attention than usual today”.

“Phinks?”, Chrollo looked at the blonde, “Try not to tell this to the others. I think three is more than enough to share her with”.

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argumentativeaxolotl · 6 months

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MORE CARS HUMANIZED HEADCANNONS⁉️⁉️ REAL⁉️⁉️⁉️ NOT CLICKBAIT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Lightning McQueen:

- my man cannot cook for the life of him. Dawg was let in the kitchen once(one time) and somehow managed to burn the water. He can only make(and is only allowed to make) cereal

- he 110% had an emo phase in highschool/middle school and it was as every bit of painful-“it’s-not-a-phase-mom”-cringe you could think of 💀💀💀

- he really really really fucking likes Cheesecake Factory for some reason. Specifically their bread(it’s bussin) and the club sandwhiches(probably reminds him of Flo)

- he is a food black-hole. Like as soon as that shit is in front of him that shit is gone. And he can and will eat up to like three times his body weight 😭

- he got a shitty tattoo of his lucky sticker when he was first starting out as a racer and would not let anybody fix it up since it meant a lot to him and still does. He eventually offered for Ramone to fix it up, showing how much he trusts the man.

- he’s actually a very very good reader and loved books until Harv(bitch) knocked the habit out of him

Chick Hicks:

- he also cannot cook for shit, but he can make a few more things than Lightning and what he CAN cook actually tastes really fucking good. Like he makes basic ass things but he gives them ✨pizzazz✨ and that shit tastes better.

- he fucking hates traveling and often wishes that his racing job didn’t have him moving all over the country during the season. He’d much rather prefer to stay at home in California.

- he gets very twitchy and nervous whenever he’s traveling and constantly double-triple-and even quadruple checks everything he has to make sure he doesn’t forget something important. He just gets super nerved up and pissier than usual.

- he’s got a phenomenal sense of hearing. Like it’s very weirdly good. Like he’ll hear a fly buzzing around in a loud-ass room. His hearing is so fucking good, it’s considered nearly super-human.

- he puts rocks in snowballs.

- he legit starts fucking tweaking whenever anybody mentions the Camel Incident.

- he adores animals. Like he’s a huge animal lover and he gets it from his mother. His favorite places to visit as a child were any aquarium or zoo, only second to a race track.

Strip Weathers:

- he has a very very long criminal record from his reckless teen years.

- he probably would’ve been a horse girl.

- he knows what My Little Pony is.

- my man watches a lot of adult swim TV shows and he particularly likes the older Simpsons stuff and South Park.

- he had a twin brother. They’re fraternal twins and said brother is Cal’s dad.

- he has so many fucking random skills that nobody would necessarily need, but could… come in handy…?(some of them). He just has a list of weird fucking shit he can do well. He can play the harp, piano, and banjo. He can throw metal sticks and axes with weirdly good aim. He can also sing with his mouth closed, spin a pen extremely well with a variety of tricks, whistle with his fingers, moonwalk very very well, and speak fluent mandarin.

- when he was younger he studied all of the speed laws in his state- and neighboring states- so he could use loopholes to get out of speeding tickets.

- he’s the mom of every friend group he’s in. He’s prepared for everything.

#cars 2006 #cars 1 #chick hicks #human lightning mcqueen #humanized cars #lightning mcqueen #humanization #strip weathers #humanized chick hicks #strip weathers headcanon #chick hicks headcanon #lightning mcqueen headcanon #head canon #headcanons #headcanon

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luffyvace · 4 months

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Luffy x black reader♡

not a request or from my list i just wanted to do more luffy/ace and one piece content since it’s is what this acc mains:)

more of luffy and ace will come sooner or later so enjoy loves<3

not gonna specify gender bc there’s more for fem black reader i believe so i’ll leave up to you as to who you are☀︎

obviously luffy’s seen black people before

and i say that bc it’s not like in some anime’s where all the background characters are pale

some are tan, black, pale, whatever!

i like the diversity in one piece :)

anyway so yeah we’re starting with the hair

he likes the texture of it and will subconsciously play with your hair a lot

i feel like he does the same to usopp

your hair may or may not be longer than his tho

whoever has longer hair when he stretches it out is who’s hair he plays with more

you and usopp def relate and make inside jokes

he says “boing boing boing” while pulling on your hair and watching the recoil/shrinkage

LOLL

there’s a lot more males in one piece and the black ones usually have they’re hair in fro’s

especially since majority are pirates

but when he sees you braid your hair he thinks it’s cool and asks you to do the same to his

and you do but you tell him and won’t be the same

you explain that it’s a protective style that-

whats that? 🤨

he doesn’t get it 😐

🧍‍♀️

nevermind luffy..

likes to take baths with you and wash your hair for you

honestly he likes the whole process of you taking care of your hair

like the drying, the boing, what it looks like when it’s wet

everything

as far as AAVE

you either talk to usopp or loose your mind trying to explain it to him 😭

you and usopp could have a whole conversation and NO ONE is able to “decode” what your talking about

”what language is that?? what are you talking about?”

”are you hiding secrets?” teach me i wanna know!!”

if you do bother to try

after explaining all he says is ‘i don’t get it’

‘so you created your own language??”

”you know what luffy..yeah, that’s the best i can explain it to you anyway”

if y’all come across an adventure where a code needs to be cracked he’s gonna assume you know it 🤷‍♀️

YOUR FITS BE FIRE🔥🔥

but usopp gets it better than he does 😔

the rest of the crew too duh

but luffy…

my boy just don’t care about who’s wearing what and WHY

he doesn’t see a fancy rich lady because she’s wearing expensive clothes

he sees a lady.

likewise when he sees you, he sees…….YOU

duh..🤦‍♀️

sooo..yeah kinda disappointing 😭

at least you have usopp tho 🗣🗣

which reminds me to quickly mention if your chubby he pays it no mind

unless it’s affecting your mental health, then he does everything in his power to make you laugh

now i know he called alvida fat at first, BUT i feel if luffy likes you he’s less likely to insult you

usopp nose don’t count

due to that i’ll say he wouldn’t call you any mean names if you are chubby

in the same way he won’t mention or compliment you if you have curves/abs

even if you worked hard for them 😞

also thinks you rival sanji when it comes to cooking and seasonings

for the sake of the headcanons let’s say you can cook if you can’t

“MMMM _____ THIS IS SOO GOOD!!”

”YUMMYYYYY!!”

”did sanji teach you how to cook?! this is delicious!!”

TEACH HIM THE WORD BUSSIN/BANGIN IT’D BE SO FUNNY

”MMM ______ THIS MEAT BUSSIN!!”

IMAGINE THAT IN LUFFY’S VOICE

anyway🧍‍♀️

your mac and cheese>>🤤

sanji is certainly impressed by such skills

even more so when you say it’s been passed down through generations

he’s kind enough to let you prepare some dishes even!

only down slide is..now you have to cook for luffy

you and sanji gotta 2v1 this man in the middle of the night to keep him from raiding the fridge 😞😒

and you best bet this man will go back and forth between begging you and sanji to cook for him

depending on what type of person you are you’ll do it or not

and he’s STILL rushing you even when your BOTH working on cooking

ain’t fast enough 😐

my mans needs the food right in front of him 😭🤦‍♀️

you tell him all about your culture and he listens well and wants to try some stuff

he might want to try head wraps, food (obviously) and dances the most

you can tell he’s genuinely interested and it makes you happy

also another thing about your hair is he describes it as ticklish

”ticklish? luffy?”

“yeah! because when we go to sleep or cuddle and you turn around, your hair tickles my nose and i sneeze!”

😭😭

also wonders why your hair and skin is oily

will swipe some off your nose and rub it between his fingers

BRO PLEASE

after you explain to him that that’s naturally how you are and it’s to keep your hair and skin from going dry he’s like “oooooh.”

doesn’t question it much after that

two more things about the AAVE

one, after he hears you call your “language” AAVE he asks what it stands for/means and when you tell him

“it stands for ‘African American Vernacular English’ Luffy, basically it means how black people talk.”

OHHHHH HE THINKS HE GETS IT NOW!!

omg finally?!?!

that took so long but whatever 😭

”so is that why you talk like that?”

”i should slap the taste outta your mouth” 😒

”WHAT?! that’s sounds like it’ll hurt!! don’t do that _____ i won’t be able to taste food anymore!!” ☹️

your conversations consist of :

”WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! I DON’T GET IT?! EXPLAIN!!”

“JUST FORGET IT!!”

have fun explaining your every sentence to this man :)

yippie i finally did more luffy hcs! i’ve been wanting to for a long time but worked on other drafts instead and never got around to it. anyway, hopefully you enjoyed loves!! <3

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fipindustries · 6 months

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fip dashboard generator

mutual 1: gif compilation of an anime you would have sworn didnt exist and yet somehow has twenty seasons

mutual 2: incredibly complex statistical math puzzle thinly disguized as a poll

mutual 3: tournament poll bracket of blorbos with the biggest feet (dr wilson from house MD vs Jod from the locked tomb)

mutual 1: argumate post

mutual 2: wildbow post

mutual 4: a tumblr post from 2012 consisting of five hundred reaction gifs stacked on top of each other which was somehow unearthed from an ancient tomb

mutual 2:here is why joe biden is actually based

mutual 3: another gif compilation from some anime, you are not too clear if its the same anime than before

mutual 5: "isnt it super annoying when maoist complain about marxists-stalinists land policies? i mean not to be too petty on main but really i think you kind of lost the moral highground there after tiananmen"

mutual 6: generic sci fi/fantasy art

mutual 1: here is a book length treatsy on writing, narrative and fiction, also why ATLA is great

mutual 2: here is why joe biden is cringe

mutual 6: all the previous posts you just read, again

mutual 7: remember that you gender can be an irrational number and still expressed as a fraction! and is nobody's bussines, dont let others police your identity!

mutual 8: women should be allowed to come to my home and beat me within an inch of my life and shoot me in the knee and set my house on fire and leave me there to die asphixiated by the smoke. as a treat

mutual 9: here is why i am indifferent toward joe biden and you should be too

mutual 10: picking food out of your teeth is a sign of autism

mutual 11: it should be illegal to die

mutual 12: i agree with mutual 11

mutual 13: a long post of the most deranged opinions you will hear on your life, finished, thankfully, by your mutual setting things right

mutual 14: the funniest most clever meme you have ever seen in your life

mutual 15: that same meme

mutual 2: that same meme

mutual 6: that same meme

mutual 9: that same meme

mutual 1: that same meme

mutual 14: that sam-

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lawsvalentine · 1 year

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Working in Fast Food • Monster Trio HC• (SFW)

Modern!au

CW: Cursing, crack

Cee’s note: This was random asf sgdjdn but I have so much horror stories from working in fast food from my experience with customers and working with coworkers . So i thought why not have the Monster Trio share my pain 😌. I had a lot of fun writing this, so hope y’all enjoy 💓

Luffy

This boy is ALWAYS eating

Doesn’t matter if he’s in front of customers, he will EAT

Gets kicked out of the kitchen often because he keeps eating the customer’s orders

Has tried every item on the menu. Every. Single. One

Since he has tried everything on the menu, he started creating his own concoctions out of boredom

I’m talking the most diabolical combinations you’ve ever seen and this man will look you dead in the face and say it is good

“What….the HELL…is that???”

“Oh this? Hehehe this is my newest masterpiece! They should put this on the menu”

“You trying to kill somebody?”

“Huh?”

“Luffy, that is a heart attack on a bun! Please spit that out”

“Hehehe but it’s so good Y/N, here taste it”

“GET THAT AWAY-“

Absolutely HATES being the cashier

He is not very good with handling money.

Counting not being a strong point for him, he ends up making lots of mistakes on cash

A customer almost threw hands because he gave them a 5$ in change when it was supposed to be a 20$ sgdjdn

Loves his job mostly bc of the food

Zoro

This man is always late asf to work

Most times it’s 5-10 minutes late but sometimes it will be whole HOURS

One time construction was being done on his usual route to work and he got lost asf and practically missed his whole shift

“I’M HERE!”

“Zoro, we closed ten minutes ago”

“FUCK!”

Only works day shifts bc he once fell asleep while working a night shift

Is oddly really good at being a cashier bc he is like a closeted math wiz

Like he will know a customer’s exact total before the register does shdjdj

Rarely gets rude customer’s because of how big and intimidating he looks

One customer tried to complain and almost shit himself when Zoro glared at him sgdhdj

Gets lots of attention from female customers but is completely oblivious to it

Hates his job but needs it unfortunately

Sanji

Takes his job WAY too seriously

Like this man acts like this shitty fast food joint is a fine dining restaurant

But highkey the best cook in the restaurant

The food always comes out BUSSIN when he’s behind the grill

Burgers extra juicy and fries extra crunchy 👌🏽

Has gotten in trouble for being too flirty with the female workers

Always making special meals for the female coworkers with or without requests

Sadly, not the same for the male coworkers

“Ladies only, Jackass”

Is never the cashier, because he scared away too many female customers with his outbursts that one time shddjj

“Hello, I’ll have the-“

“YOU CAN HAVE THE ENTIRE MENU FREE OF CHARGE, MY DARLING! ANYTHING YOU DESIRE MY LOVE AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE IT! OH HOW BLESSED I AM TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH BEAUTY!”

Absolutely hates how much food gets wasted at the end of the night

Will secretly take the leftover food and give it to the needy on his way home from work

(Authors note: sooooo i was gonna do more characters, but that would make this really long so might do a part 2 with other OP characters 👀)

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karimwillia · 10 months

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Our Little Secret 🤫

“See baby you're my little secret If you don't tell, I won't tell And that's how we gotta keep it”

Warnings: Teen Content AU

“Sooooo what about him!” Viv points at one of the guys from the school newspaper. “Mmmm no I’m good he is not my type. Besides his name is Peter I think there is no way I’m going out with a Peter.” Viv rolls her eyes and scoffs. “MJ you are too picky there is no way you are going solo to homecoming for Senior Year!” Viv continues to scan the room until.

Eww she’s back?” Viv looks toward the cafeteria doors. “Who are you talking about Viv?” MJ follows her line of sight seeing Shuri Ukadu for the first time in months. “Ooop what a difference time makes. She looks good.” MJ looks down at the last girl in the group. Ri was not paying her any mind.

“No she does not. Are you blind? She’s still that ugly weirdo from freshman year.” Viv gives a disgusted growl. “Viv grow up…” MJ was cut off by Riri sighing.

“Why are you two even talking? I have a headache. It’s childish that you are people watching for dates anyway.” Rihanna Williams finally has had enough of her friends bickering. Pulling her head up from the table she is stunned. MJ was not lying, Shuri looked better than good. “Mmm ok” Ri tries her best to keep a neutral expression as she watches Shuri’s movements from the cheer table.

“See MJ Ri agrees.” Viv whines trying to prove her point. “Shut up Viv no she does not you just mad cause that’s Bae and you’re not.” Riri tunes them out, in all honestly Viv is being petty because of Ri and Shuri’s “friendship”. It’s been months since Shuri, who everyone calls AZ but only Rihanna knows why, has been seen on campus.

Despite that fact the pair spoke almost everyday in some form. Laying eyes on her, that was…different. Ri continued to watch her carefully.

“Shuri it is so good to have you back. I can only imagine how hard it’s been after losing your brother. I want to let you know your school community is here for you.” Shuri and the principal walk the corridor to the cafeteria. “Thank you Mr. Dunn my family and I have had to do so much to get to this point. Everything happened so fast. We miss him, but his final wish was I finish my senior year here.”

During Junior year AZ found her older brother T’Challa in the restroom throwing up. After rushing him to the hospital they found stage 5 cancer in his stomach. The battle was short but fought hard. He passed peacefully once his cancer became untreatable. He was laid to rest in their home land of Wakanda about 6 months ago. Shuri and Romanda stayed home to grieve. In that time life has changed dramatically for the Udaku family and Ri for that matter.

Walking through the door of the cafeteria she spots her homeboys Miles and Xavier. “Now Shuri we know your love of art and science are…” “Mr Dunn thank you again I will meet up with some friends now if that is ok.” Shuri cuts her principle off, wanting desperately to just see her boys. “Oh…ok well enjoy your lunch.” With a pat to the shoulder Mr Dunn walks off.

Greeting her boys she could not believe she was back. “Yo AZ! Wassup.” Miles greets her first with a hug. “AZ when did you touchdown?” Xavi shoots her a question as she settles down to chat. That’s when it happens she turns and their gazes lock. It takes her breath away.

There she was Rihanna Williams looking amazing. AZ has to play cool but she continues to glance over. How is it possible for Ri to look that different in 6 months? Or is it just her missing Ri?

Dapping up Xavi attempting to act normal she will deal with saying hello to Ri later. “AZ what is up yo! How have you been? How was it back home? The food, the places, the girls give us the rundown.” Xavi’s expression was priceless.

“Home was just what I needed. The food was bussin, the places were all exciting and you know I can’t answer that last one, Xavi.” Miles pops Xavi in the arm. “Right Brodie you know AZ’s girl is here.” He points behind him with his thumb at the cheer table. With a laugh Shuri calms the table.“Both of you need to chill. I loved home but it was time to get back. This is my year.”

Shuri and Riri’s eyes have met several times across the room and each time it’s like time stops. Soon a text comes in on her phone.

*buzz*The Princess❣️✨:Come Here.

“AZ we gone have a ball this year it’s senior homecom…” Xavi was talking so fast when Shuri tapped his shoulder he almost dropped his words. “Yo I am ready for it all but, I have to check y’all later.” Confused, Xavi looks at her defeated, but Miles was hip. “Alright AZ we see you. We all know Dr. Clement is ready to catch up with you.” Shuri shoots Miles a thanks and she heads for the door.

Shuri glances back one last time and Rihanna is already at the far end doors. Swiftly making an exit she text’s back.

*text*The Kween 🖤⚡️:Be there in 5.

Swiftly she heads for the older unused part of the building. Shuri grins ear to ear.

Their relationship is complicated to say the least. Rihanna Robin Williams head cheerleader and everyone’s sweetheart is not only popular but smart. Genius level smart that she tends to hide it. She only shows some of her talent to keep her grades up but not to it’s full so she keeps popularity. A shallow reality of high school. Freshman year was so great for her she made the cheer squad and gained so many “friends”. But one in particular stood out. What she didn’t bank on was falling in love with that one who stood out.

Shuri Azari Udaku the social outkast genius who if it was not high school she would be considered cool. She was a transfer from Africa, Wakanda to be more specific. As a freshman she was teased relentlessly. It was for her looks mostly but when the school sweetheart came into her life nothing else mattered. They bonded right away. The only thing is she never anticipated falling in love with her. She also never thought it would have to be a secretive relationship.

Opening the door to the dark art room no longer being used, Shuri drops her bag on the floor and locks the door behind her.

“Azari, this is a pleasant surprise. When was I going to be told you are back?”

“It was late Robin and you know it’s not like I can just call you up, after 10pm it’s a rule. Plus you sleep so light I didn’t want to wake you.”

Riri rolls her eyes at the silly rule. This town is a little “conservative” , to put it mildly. Ri’s step Pops plays right into the hype to a degree.

“You look good.” Riri moves closer, racking her eyes over the taller’s appearance up close. Her hair was now cut to a low fade, ears are pierced with studs and cuffs of gold. She has a gold grill on her bottom teeth. She’s in a blazer with slim cut trousers. It’s the school uniform with a flare.

“You look better.” Ri has her hair braided in a shorter style with two buns on the end. She has on a fitted uniform that follows her curves just enough. Her ears are pierced with small heart hoops and one cuff of gold. Her makeup is a natural beat that brings out her eyes in a way that they sparkle.

Shuri wraps her in a close hug with both hands around the small of her back. She is held there as they talk.

“Did you miss me or are frontin’ with one of your fans again?”

“I would never they are too needy. What about you was I missed?”

“So the Princess was able to avoid questions about her love life for 6 months. I’m impressed.”

“Gary just guessed I was focusing on studies. I told him losing a classmate was hard for me.”

“You and my brother were close so I am thankful that worked. Also I was away to grieve no one came to mind but you. So yes you were more than missed.

Ri places her hand on Shuri’s face.

“I wore white the day you told me to.” With a kiss to the inside of her palm Ri closed her eyes.

“Thank you nkosazana. That means a lot to me and Mother.” The girls have craved this intimate touch for months.

“How is she doing AZ?”

Riri rarely calls Shuri by the nickname she helped to spread during their Sophomore year. It was a part of Ri’s plan to stop the teasing. It worked but the root of the name comes from Azari. So Ri normally calls her by her full middle name not AZ. Shuri peaks her eyes at her before she speaks.

“Mother is doing better than expected. But I’ll be glad to tell her that you are doing ok. It will ease her mind. With her being home she wonders about you.”

Shuri’s family is forever grateful to Riri for befriending Shuri and for making their girl so happy. In fact it was T’Challa who pointed out that the relationship between Ri and AZ may grow to be more to his Mother. During the early times the girls genuinely didn’t know what was in store for them.

When it inevitably turned from friends, to best friends, to lovebirds they embraced the girls with open arms. They had boundaries but Riri would spend almost all her free time at Shuri’s over the years. This made her relationship with Romanda strong. As far as Ri was concerned Romanda is her Mother more so then her own.

Riri and Shuri have moved to the old couch that is stored in the art room. Comfortably lounging in Shuri’s lap the two continue to catch up. “Send her my love. Let her know I miss her. Also thank her for all the recipes. My sister loves her stewed chicken and plantain.” Riri laces her fingers in Shuri’s smiling small reminiscing about times she would be over to the Udaku home cooking and laughing. They would even cuddle family style to watch movies. The memory warms her heart.

“Is she the only one you have love for?” Riri turns over to face Shuri laying on her chest. Snapping her out of her thoughts.

“What kind of statement is that to make?” AZ is smirking as she lowers her hands to Riri’s behind. Ri’s blood is runner hotter under the familiar touch.

“I mean it has been months since you’ve said it. We all know I need reassurance. One can get bored in that time.” Ri leans placing kisses to Shuri’s neck causing her pulse to quicken under Ri’s lips. Ri also bites there ever so softly to not leave a mark. The taller girl hums out a moan.

“Don’t you ever question me on that again. Azari. I love you more than you even know.” With a smile Shuri felt proud having gotten the reaction she wanted. She bends her neck some to steal a kiss on the waiting lips below her. Riri smiles as their lips are pressed against one another. Thinking of how to make this moment last, Ri mumbles.

“Come to my place tonight. I sleep much better with you there.” Moving a few inches away to speak more clearly, Shuri is confused. “Umntwana I never will question you on loving me, but may I pose this question. How do you suggest that happens? Your parents would not prefer me to be at their home.”

The reality is that’s true. Sneaking around is a necessary evil. Not only is the school uptight about “same sex” relationships. Rihanna’s parents have this thing about her image. So while they claim they are not homophobic, they think Shuri may not be the right “type” to hang with too long. Someone may get the “wrong impression.” This is why over the months they could only speak on the phone seldomly and their text conversations had to be neutral. They have some encrypted apps but it was too much of a hassle.

It is honestly backwards how her parents think. They had no problems until Shuri cut her hair. That was close to a year ago when T’Challa first got sick. AZ wanted to wear an undercut with a curly top similar to that of her brother. This started them making small comments here and there which Riri resented. She would stand up for Shuri. So they took certain privileges away because of her “attitude.” No phone calls after 10pm with anyone. No house guests unless it was a group and the most outrageous one is no going to dances with another girl. Not even a friend date. That rule came after she went with AZ to Junior homecoming and the rumor was all a buzz.

Little did Riri know her parents had a “conversation” with Romanda around that same time about keeping Shuri away from Rihanna. They didn’t want folks to think that Riri is gay. If only they knew they had been girlfriends close to 8 months by that point.

Riri pouts knowing Shuri will do whatever she wants because of it. “Not that house, the new one.” With a chuckle Shuri nods “You mean my place with my Oomakazi.” Ri smirks, “Yep.” She grins, kissing Shuri again but a little deeper. Sitting up she straddles AZ wanting to be closer and runs her fingers over the low cut. AZ has a firm grip on Ri’s body; her strong hands seem to be all over the place at once. After kissing until the need of air is required they pull back.

“Anywhere I am is yours too is what you’re saying?” AZ says smoothly. “Duh Baby. With you is the only place that feels like home.” Opening her eyes, Shuri looks at the sincerity in Riri’s face. She means it. “We just need a story for your folks.” Shuri smiles small soaking in the image of the girl in front of her. “I’ll make MJ cover me. She knows how miserable I have been without you.” “Ok well I have your location, leave your car there I can pick you up and I’ll drop you back in the am.”

Lunch is now over but they both don’t have any afternoon classes so they stay cuddled on the couch for an hour longer.

*text* Big Ri ❣️:MJ do me a favor and come to art.

*text* Mich the Donn❄️: 🤔 Art huh? I’ll be there in 10min.

*text* Big Ri❣️:😇 thank you.

In less than 10 min MJ knocks before she reaches for the key above the door. Letting herself in she locks it back and walks to the couch. Plopping down on the other end she is not phased by the couple cuddled up.

“Well aren’t you two just as sweet. Wassup AZ?” MJ greets the pair in a nonchalant manner. “MJ it’s good to see you and nothing much just here with your best friend.” MJ has a faint smile when looking at them. “Yea the Princess missed you, something awful. Been moody and all.” They poke fun at Riri’s expense but it’s true.

Ri was a mess those first few weeks. Crying non stop, never wanting to come out of her room. She had to put up a front for her parents so she would go to cheer and school “happy.” But everyday was hard. Ri’s Aunt Sharon even got concerned. She would text Riri everyday checking on her. Even pulled her out of school for “lunch breaks” and made the principal vow to not tell.

MJ was also right by her side at school and over the summer. She helped her navigate everything. Ri’s parents would not have taken kindly to what was really wrong. So more hiding had to happen.

MJ is cool with AZ so they would talk during that time. AZ wanted updates on how Riri REALLY was. Eventually Ri would just be honest with AZ but it took a few times of being called out.

“How many days is she staying at my place this time?” MJ finds humor in being aware of what is going on. “That is up to the Princess. But the normal I’ll get her tonight and drop her in the am.” Ri rolls her eyes as they talk like she is not even there. “You two love this don’t you? I am in the room you know.” This causes them to erupt into laughter. Riri is now pouting again. AZ kisses the poked out lip.

“Mm siyaxolisa Baby. But me and MJ could not help it.” MJ interjects “Right I’m sorry girl that’s just how our convos would sound. So old habits.” MJ grinned playfully. Ri kept a straight face.

“Ok ok I know that face. Question? Did you two sell your app yet?” The subject change was drastic but it made sense. The only people in the school who are this close to the couple are MJ, Miles and sometimes Xavi. They are true friends and think it’s so dope these two love each other and relate the way they do. They help them keep things low.

The last convo MJ had with them was about an app idea they were coding together. It is a new AI code that could be placed on different communication devices. Functions of the AI include but are not limited to monitoring the users vitals, being able to do advanced commands per request and actively learn the users habits. Back home in Shuri’s country they use these bracelets instead of cellphones called kimoyo beads. They programmed the AI into the bracelet and the test was a success.

When she went home Shuri held a meeting with the government’s design group and pitched the idea. The group immediately accepted the concept and allowed both Rihanna and Shuri to stay on as consultants for all upgrades to the AI. The contract is worth Millions.

“In a way, my government has retained the AI code to be used on all communication devices and Kimoyo Beads.” Shuri answers. “Wait so you mean that thing now has y’all’s app on it.” MJ points to Shuri's set of beads on her wrist. Riri shakes her head yes and commands Griot to wake up. “Griot please play on speaker AZ’s top played song of the week.” “At once Princess.” Cupid by 112 starts playing in the room. It’s kind of their song. “Y’all are sick.” MJ quips. “Griot please pause music.” “At once AZ.”

“That’s amazing I can’t believe you pulled it off the super genesises.” Looking at the time on her beads AZ got up. Riri whined as she was moved off of AZ’s lap. “Thanks MJ but it’s dismissal soon. I am going to cut out to not make it obvious. Go home and pack. I'll see you later on.” AZ is cupping Ri’s face and kisses her pouting lips one more time. Making it to the exit.

Ri throws her body over and lays on MJ’s leg. “Friend you are down bad. You are going to have to marry her soon as you turn 18.” Ri blushes and laughs at the statement but sometimes the thought crosses her mind. To be honest all kinds of thoughts cross her mind of what the future holds for them.

“That’s 6 months away MJ and this sneaking is getting old. It was fun at first but I don’t know. I want to have her walk me to first period and all the corny high school sweetheart stuff. Is that too much to ask.” Ri holds her hands on her face. MJ listens to her friend rant. “It’s only too much to ask for HERE. Otherwise no it’s not I’m sorry friend.” MJ holds her head.

“This place is so trash. Everyone is the same narrow minded hippocrates. The adults and the students. Like did you see Viv today? She was pissing me off. What is her issue?” MJ instantly gets mad.

“Same I get that she likes you and all but today was too much.” Riri looks then sits up frustrated. She laughs right after.

“MJ you are a fool. That girl does not like me like that, at least I hope not. She’s not my type and she’s way too “it girlish” . She has one more time to say something about my Baby or I’m putting her in her place.”

“Woah woah don’t hurt nobody killa. You know I’m just talking mess. But she does have an odd obsession like she wants to be you or something.” MJ looks at Riri with a pointed look. “Idk I just need her to know how overprotective I am of that one.” MJ hops up and pulls Ri up next. “Most people know how overprotective you are. Just keep doing what you've been doing. Keep the enemy closest.” MJ throws her arm over Riri’s shoulders and walks them out the art room.

The bell is ringing as they head out of the school. Almost like bad magic Viv is close behind them. “Oh my god! Where were you guys? The weirdo came into free gym and you all left me hanging.” Ri and MJ both roll their eyes at the dramatic tone.

Viv is an interesting person. She and Riri have been frenemies for years. So naturally that makes her loathe Shuri because of how close they are and she was one of the many who took the teasing too far. Ri literally lets her be around to keep an eye on her but today she’s working her patience.

Ri narrows her eyes and tenses up. As they continue to walk. “She came in looking more like a little boy than normal. So cocky like she’s not the same nerd from freshman year.” It was almost like Viv could not help herself. “Viv need I remind you to stop talking down on AZ. She just lost her brother and you are just being a shitty child about her being back at school.” MJ joins in on the read.

“It’s almost like you are obsessed with the girl. The way you are watching her and just trying to convince us how bad she is. Something is not right with that.” Viv looks as if she is going to throw up. “I am not being a child!” A smug smile plays on Riri’s face. Viv deserves this. “Well then what do you call the insulting and petty comments for no reason. It’s not like she has done anything to you. So what is the problem you have with her Viviannn?” Viv scoffs and storms off. She didn’t want to admit out loud her issue.

High-fiving the girls are now by the cars and Riri gives MJ a ride to her house. As she is driving, Shuri gives her a call. “Hey Baby you’re on speaker.” Riri is such a sucker her smile is almost permanent now that Shuri is back.

“Ok that's fine. Yo MJ. I just need to know why my wifey’s skin always glows in the sun.” “That’s because of the melanin and Daddy is home so there is that.”

Riri feels a rush, this is what she wants. To love her girlfriend out loud for whoever to hear and see. Within reason of course but the sneaking around is old and tired. “Do you two have any manners?” Miles’ voice boomed on the car phone speaker. Pulling Ri out of her bliss.

“No we do not Miles we can’t help how we show love.” AZ is feeling the same way. She hides only because of the threat by Riri’s parents. Romanda informed her of their “meeting” almost as soon as it happened. But if it were up to her AZ she would shout how much she loves Ri everyday. Shuri loves public displays of affection. Her family is that way. Hugs, kisses, gestures, gifts, holding hands she wants it all. But she finds balance in knowing Riri will not be cut off from her family. While they are not super supportive they are her blood.

“Right brother you know I have been away for months I got to make sure wifey is taken care of in every way.” Shuri smirks devilish as the words ooze from her mouth. They have some talking to do about some MAJOR things considering she will be 18 in 6 months but for now they just want to flirt over the phone. “Ugh you know what I was gone ask could I come chill tonight but I may pass.” MJ huffs playing sick at the couple’s antics. “I was gone say the same MJ but I feel you.” Miles seconds the motion.

“You two hush.” Ri is laughing and so is Shuri. “Daddy, what do you think?” “They can come, my Aunts will be glad to see you all. As a matter of fact. Griot.” “Yes AZ?” “Please add Okoye to this call.” “At once AZ”

The line chimes as they wait on her answer. Okoye is Shuri’s Aunt but is like her oldest sister. Romanda raised Okoye as if she was her own child rather than as a sibling, so their family bond has always been so unique. When word about T’Challa got to Okoye she was in Chicago in less than 24 hours. She dotes on Shuri like no other because of her being so smart and being teased. She is just committed to her family. When it came time for Shuri to make the choice to return to Baxter, Okoye proposed that she be Shuri’s guardian. Romanda agreed with no hesitation.

“Shuriiiii what is it now Usisi.” Okoye's warm tone fills the speakers. “Sista you love me don’t just assume I want something.” Everyone stays quiet but snicker at AZ poking fun at Okoye. “You are correct but I know who you are. Also hello Rihanna it has been too long.” Okoye clocks Ri on the phone.

“Hey Auntie” Riri shouts once her cover is blown. “Ri I hope this means you are coming by the house tonight. We can have your favorite.” Okoye knows Riri well and she smiles being able to hear her voice. The Williams family are one of Okoye’s many enemies. She does not understand how one can place a child as bright and beautiful as Ri in a situation like they have. She has to be miserable all because they don’t see loving another woman as “right”.

Okoye combats that by being in her corner 100% and spoils her a bit. “Ayeee! Yes Auntie I will see you soon. And thank you. I’m thankful someone loves me.” “Yes we will have to catch up nkosazana. You know I love you the most.” AZ huffs. “Ahhh no no we are not doing this tonight. My Princess knows I love her and Auntie I know you love her more but please do not throw it in my face.” The conversation is cut short when Riri pulls up to her family house.

“I will speak with you all soon thanks for the cheer advice.” Sandra Rihanna’s Mother comes to the car as the line hangs up. With a sickeningly pleasant smile like the Stepford wives her Mother greets her. “Daughter, how was your day? Michelle, it's so wonderful to see you.” Ri steps out of her car with MJ not far behind and they enter into the kitchen.

“It was nice Mom. I got a surprise visit from a coach today. She seemed very interested in me joining their team at Brown.” MJ says hi and just listens. This was not a lie but it was not the highlight of her day. “Brown is a good option! But Harvard is our place isn’t it?” Ri shines a coy smile. She honestly could go anywhere, which she wants to go to Howard an HBCU. “Harvard is on the table but I just want to keep my options open. You know that Mother. Is Gary home?” Moving into the home some more, all three ladies are in sync. “He is at a church meeting. He won't be home until the morning. It is a lock in.”

That is perfect. Gary can’t veto her going to “MJ’s”. Ri is now holding a water bottle and MJ is silently observing. “Oh that’s so nice. So I have a question to ask, can I go to MJ’s for the long weekend? The Brown coach wanted to see some clean highlight footage. Since it’s Friday of fall break, I would love to be able to go over there and get some polished footage.” Riri’s poker face was solid. This weekend could NOT be derailed. Her Mother gives a calculated look. “Michelle who will be with you all?” MJ perks up. She didn’t want to have to talk at all. Riri’s Mom gives her the heebie geebies. “My Mom and Brother will be home. He is home from college so he will be in his room the full time.”

Sandra’s ears perk up. She has pushed the idea of MJ’s brother and Riri for about 2 years now. This was going to be a great motivator. Riri was so happy she pinched MJ excitedly. “Oooh ok so Micheal is home?” Ri played things up knowing full well even if he was home Mike is going to be with his girlfriend. Adding a mischievous smile her actual thoughts are of AZ. “Well yes you may go Rihanna and stay all fall break. Don’t worry about your Father, I will make sure he does not get bent out of shape. This is for your future.”

Grinning, Ri hugs her Mom “EEEE thank you thank you. I will be working on the footage most of the week so I’ll show you when I’m home. You are the best.” Riri’s Mom beams. “And tell Mike I said hello.” The comment goes unanswered as the girls sprint upstairs to pack. They lock the door and turn on music to cover the sounds of their conversation. “Michelle Jordan Jones! You genius, adding your brother into the mix. That was the icing on the cake. How did you think of that?” MJ laughed. “Honestly he is home I just told the truth but I did know she loves the idea of y’all making babies. I don’t think I have seen parents more obsessed with having their teenage daughter pregnant than yours.” Riri is looking in the closet for an array of things. She mostly wants to have nice clothes so they can go on dates. She will steal any and everything to lounge in from Shuri. She loves to wear her clothes. Her parents have no idea who they belong to so it’s the one win she has.

“MJ honestly if they could do that or have me marry a guy tomorrow they would so that I don’t “give the wrong impression.” It’s very sad to see how far she will go. I want to bet you something.” MJ looks up as she hears Ri. She takes a glance at the little black dress she has in her hand. “What’s the bet? Side note what is this dress it’s 2ins.” A smirk plays on the short one's face. “I bet she gives me condoms. 20 bucks. And shhh don’t worry about it it goes with this.” Holding up a matching Savage Fenty set. “Oooh girl ok then what are you trying to do? Have you and AZ ever?” A flush comes across her face. “No she wants to wait. We get close and she just holds back. I’m ok with it but sometimes, I have take that cold shower.” MJ smiles and shakes her head. “AZ is a good one yo like it’s no pressure huh? Or are you trying to be a demon?” This make them both giggle

*text* The Kween 🖤⚡️:Two things. One it’s been 2 hours I miss you come on home already!❣️Two Auntie says y’all are doing a spa night tomorrow so bring your robe. (Also bring that other thing I like 😏)

A text comes in from AZ before Ri can answer. Riri stares at her phone. This is new. The convos have to stay tame on the phone because of random checks.

*text* The Princess❣️✨:Hold your horses Please. I’m going to have all your faves. 😈 We’ll be there in 45 mins.

“Ok I definitely can’t be single the rest of this school year.” MJ huffs. “My bad girl, she texted and look at this. I don’t want to be a demon because it would be both our first times but she tests me. I think she wants it to be as special as it can be. So we decided on my 18th.” Once she packs the last thing Riri flops on the bed. MJ looks at her form above. “That sounds so romantic Yo. It’s on brand for who AZ actually is. The soft sweetheart that sings you to sleep on recordings.” Ri breathes out recalling all the sweet gestures she gets from AZ in seacret. AZ also never compromises on being thoughtful. Like the recording of Ri's favorite lullabies/soft songs which help her sleep at night. Or the hand crafted jewelry that AZ makes for her which she wears everyday like her ear cuff and necklace.

“MJ, all of it is great but I wish it could be seen. Like do you know how annoying it is to have boys drooling over me and I can’t even say I’m dating anyone let alone say I have a girlfriend.” Ri is a little saddened now. “Ri you have to just have hold on a little longer. You will be 18 soon and you can do a full photoshoot with Shuri and post it in the school if you want. Now let’s go. I'm trying to have stew chicken and sweet plantain please.” They cut the music and get up to go

*text* The Princess❣️✨:New location from Kimoyo Necklace.

Shuri opens her text alert. It's a bit primitive but for now until the official launch of Griot in 6 months this will have to due. She is going to upgrade Riri to a full set of beads and update her necklace. “Miles let’s go get the girls.”

Miles looks up from the big screen in the small sitting area of AZ’s new room. The house she and Okoye are in is a mansion so they both have master suites. When they came in she cleaned and cleaned the room to be spotless. She changed the bedding to a black and purple cotton silk blend and she went to the target to get all her Love’s fave toiletries, snacks and some random matching pjs. Shuri is a gift giver and likes displays of affection. So their relationship is torture. It burns her to not be able to shower Riri with everything her heart desires even if it's just holding hands as they walk to class. Rihanna never asks for much, but the hiding kills them both. But Shuri CAN NOT allow her to be disowned by her family not before 18. 6 months and counting.

“AZ! Yo where do you drift off too? I said what is your deal for homecoming you riding solo as normal?” Shuri frowned; she knew that Ri would HAVE to have some chucklehead date in order to even leave the house. She may just do like last year and pay a dude off to dress completely mismatched from Ri and take photos. Then hand her off at the school. “I don’t know man it’s in a few weeks I am more set on the end of the year stuff you know.” Miles nods. “I hate that our school is so lame I bet they would not even trip so much if it was not for close minded parents.” Shuri tilted the wheel some to make a turn focused on her GPS. “Man I don’t know but I want to get Riri to 18 and we can do what we want.” AZ points a finger gun in the direction of the sky.

“I hear you man I do cause y’all never even you know have you.” AZ looks over for a brief second as she stops at a rare red light. “Nope not yet I hold back cause I want it to be more special then fumbling around at home. Idk what I envision but it’s not that.” The sincerity in her voice is so sweet. “You are a good one Azari.” They pull up to MJ’s but Shuri screeches to a stop. “Don’t call me that Yo!” Miles laughs as he is hit. “Yo yo I wanted to see if I could pronounce it sheesh. Stop.” Just as they stop horse playing Riri and Michelle come out of the house. Mike, her brother, is with them.

Hopping out of her Lexus truck AZ hugs her Baby with a small kiss to her cheek and then takes her bag. Dapping up Mike they all exchange some hellos. Mike was always a good dude. He was in the class with T’Challa so he looked out for them all as a big bro. “AZ can’t believe they let you back through customs.” With a grin. “You know what, I almost didn’t make it. They flagged me for having too much phone activity from your girl.” The joke made Mike chuckle. Looking down at Riri who is tucked under Shuri’s left arm, Mike clocks her look. “Naw that can’t be true cause if it was you’d be dead.” Tipping his head to Ri AZ kisses her face whispering in her ear. “You never got to worry she white not my thing.” Riri does not stop her and just soaks in the kisses.

“Get a room you two sheesh.” MJ walks past to get in the car. AZ says goodbye to Mike with a promise to link up. Miles hops in the back because the seat literally has Princess embroidered on the headrest in Xhosa. So her seat is secure. They lace their fingers together as the drive commences. “Ok so my Mom knows I’m out and won’t be back she likes you AZ so we good.” AZ nods glancing in the rear view. “Cool at least someone likes me. One is a start.”

Ri is stoic but thinking. Her family being against anything LGBTQ is a huge hurdle for her but young love makes you feel invincible. She could care less if they approved what was the worst they would do. Kick her out? Disown her? That’s all things she does not care about if she can be with Shuri. “Baby Sharon likes you, she thinks you are adorable.” AZ takes Ri’s hand and kisses the back. “I know she likes me and she is so wonderful to you. I know I will meet her soon yes?” “That you do.” The short drive is over and all 4 young people pile out of the car. Like magnets AZ and Ri are holding hands as she walks her into the house.

“The new place is huge Baby what in the world!” AZ smiles. “Yea it’s a lot of square feet to fill. But me and Auntie won’t be here alone. Her besties Ayo and Aneka are coming to stay with us for a while after the hard launch of Griot. Mother will remain home with Nakia. Of course you can be here whenever, however long you want.” Riri loves the sound of that she blushes looking into Shuri’s eyes. Wrapping her arms around the taller girl loosely. “So when I move here in 6 months the invitation is still open?” AZ looks at her and raises her eyebrows. “A closet is already clear for you my Love.” Ri smiles as AZ falls back onto the couch in the living room joining Miles and MJ.

“Ri your Mother and Father would die if you did that.” “Let them I would no longer be in need of them. I will have my own money and a place to be. The countdown is on.” Okoye comes into the room with snacks smiling. “Still so brave, I like it. How are you Princes?” Riri jumps up to hug Okoye, pulling her into a very warm embrace. Riri feels so much love. This is truly her family. “Ahhh I have missed you, the only person I want to see now is Mother.” “Well when you have your passport you will be able to come to Wakanda with us to see her. You will love Wakanda, the landscape and technology will blow your mind. You may even find your wedding destination.” Okoye winks and smiles, letting Riri go and heads back to the kitchen.

This is the second wedding/marriage hint today, if it happens a third time there may be a need for a discussion. Ri sits back down cuddling into AZ’s lap. She wants to stay like this forever. “Princess, you coming to Wakanda will be at the top of our list of things to do. I think Mother would hold you hostage for the first 3 whole days.” Laughter erupts from everyone. “AZ could we come along?” Miles chimes in. “After the launch of our company we could set something up which would allow you and MJ access to travel vias. Wakanda is very strict about who is allowed into the country. Borders were completely closed for all foreign travel until about 15 years ago.” MJ looks and listens with intent. “Our culture is to be very reserved and guarded. Wakanda is a very advanced nation with great resources. Our country never wants for any of them to be exploited.” Okoye adds the reasons for the country's precautions.

“Azari, so how do I have a visa already?” AZ smiles. “Mother petitioned on your behalf for a research visa two years ago. It was granted and now that you are a partner on the Griot you will be able to have full citizenship.” AZ says with pride, Ri blushes in response. “Wait a minute! So the Princess is not only the head cheerleader and super genius she is going to be Wakandan too!? Miles chimed in jokenly. The night went on well and AZ took MJ and Miles home just before 10pm. Ri was alone in the bathroom when her girlfriend returned.

“Baby is that you?” Ri calls out with a smile as she tied her hair up with the silk scarf Shuri left for her in the mirror. “Yes my love I see you found all your items. I got all your favorites.” AZ hugs Ri from behind, kissing her on the neck. Their height difference is so adorable. “I am going to need them because I am staying all week.” AZ’s face lights up, picking Ri up to kiss her on the lips. “You are kidding! How did you get a full week away from the house?” Ri is loving the attention. She answers with a smile. “Well MJ mentioned her brother was home and Mom offered for me to stay the entire week. I jumped at the suggestion. You have no idea how much I have missed you.” Kissing Shuri again Rihanna made the kiss longer with more passion. AZ walked with Riri in her arms to the bed and laid her down as they kept kissing. AZ moved to bite gently at her loved neck being careful to not leave any crazy marks. Ri moans out as she grips onto AZ not wanting to let her go. *kiss* “Ndiyakuthanda nkosazana. ugqibelele” *kiss* The two made out for sometime before AZ needed to take a shower. “Baby you are taking so long.” Shouting from the other room AZ laughed. “Yes but I need to smell good.” Coming out of the bathroom in the matching pjs AZ got into bed on her side and Ri instantly cuddles up into her arms.

“Can I tell you something? I don’t mind your smell unshowered, even a little sweat is fine.” Laughing both girls can’t believe Ri just admitted that. “That is true love sheesh. How did I get so lucky?” Ri traces invisible lines on AZ’s chest as they cuddle. “To be honest I’m the lucky one Azari. I have you and a second family who love me for me not some image. You all are my real life.” AZ was quite a moment Ri sometimes knew exactly how to take her breath away. (It was all the time.) Placing her hand on Ri’s cheek AZ looked her in her eyes and smiled. “This is the life we will live forever with love and freedom. I promise you that Rihanna Robin.” They kiss and soon drift to sleep. Both had not had a peaceful sleep in so long because they needed each other.

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I always rolled my eyes whenever that post about too much fics always being setted up in American cities and not being afraid of use your own country because of how dumb it sounds.

Except...except until I watched Chainsaw man because...BECAUSE I CAN CLEARLY PICTURE DENJI WEARING ONE OF THOSE PUBLIC MEXICAN SCHOOL UNIFORMS

Just imagine it

Fleeing from Makima the Hayakawa family have to go somewhere far, somewhere Makima control won't reach them. Somewhere she will never thought to look after them.

México is perfect.

(In fact most latino countries are)

Because Aki uses most of his money to pay the costs of moving and buying fake IDs and also because they have to lay low they move to your common popular low income Mexican neighbourhood.

Denji enrolls in the local public high school

(Originally i was envisioning Denji in one of those public middle school uniforms, if you are Mexican you know which ones, but these work too)

Despite everything he does okay-ish in school.

He isn't the only teen who can barely read in high school and because he is a foreigner he gets a pass. Aki, armed with a dictionary, helps him with his homework as much as he can so yeah. He's doing ok.

Except when he's picking fights(the other boys are jealous of how much he is getting the girls attention) and/or being rude to teachers.

That's when they decide to call his parents for a much needed meeting.

What they weren't expecting was for a polite good looking young man missing an arm coming in and declaring himself Denjis older brother and guardian.

What they werent expecting much less was for said good looking young man to apologize profusely for Denjis behaviour and swear he will do his best to have a talk with Denji. That they will accept any punishment they deem necessary.

They love him immediately

They love him a little less(not by much really) once they learn what he does for a living.

Because they needed to make a lot of money quick (in case they had to run away again) and without being questioned about their papers, past or appearance Aki has no choice but to open the most prolifilic bussines you can open in Mexico starting from nothing:

He starts a puesto de micheladas.

(of course Aki has the skills to do something else but even if he manages to not doubt the quality of his forged papers he is still a clearly japanese immigrant with a dubious past and a missing arm who barely speaks the language. He has no chance at formal jobs and said missing arm disqualifies him for most manual labor. The easiest route is food and still he has problems by not being familiar with the cuisine and ingredients)

It becomes popular among young people because Power works there attending customers and everyone wants to bang Denjis super hot sister so they buy more and invite her over

Aki of course doesn't let Power drink but she doesn't know because he always prepares super special drinks for her(nothing more than a simple flavored soda) made to look the same ( yes for those who know un simple refresco preparado. He got the idea from watching customers come in with their kids and asking for that) and she keeps boasting about how mighty she is by not getting drunk like the other weak humans with their feeble minds even though she gets special drinks.

All the customers know what Aki does but nobody dares to speak up against the young man with a missing arm and the stare of someone who has seen too much and seems capable of anything... So they accept it as part of her charm.

That and how easily she burns her tongue with anything remotely spicy noy matter how much she denies it (Denji isn't much better but he manages. If he can eat rotten food he can handle a little spicy here and there)

Denji also works there attending customers and breaking fights. An amazing feat considering how tiny he looks even after throwing out 5 rowdy customers.

Between that, Power being unable to keep her caps/hats on while working (there's just so many times you can convince people that her horns were just a drunk mass hallucination) and the rumours of Denji just standing up and dusting his pants after getting shot in the chest after he resisted when someone tried to rob him on his way back home from school people quicky realize the new neighbors are demons/fiends.

But either because the mexican equivalent of Public Safety doesn't exist or they are just incompetent a hunter never comes no matter how many times they call.

At most the police comes when it gets too loud but all Aki has to do is offer free drinks to the officers and they go on their merry way.

So once people realize they aren't there to drag their souls down to hell and are mostly harmless (yeah they seem super strong and could kill them... but so could many other things. Fear of the death? Here? Pfffft) they leave them alone. They couldn't be worse than the santeros from the other street.

Mostly alone.

Aki still gets stinky eyes from the women whenever he goes to the market to buy groceries

That all changes once Angel goes out.

After seeing nothing happens and nobody came after them once their devil nature got too hard to hide they thought people were ok with them being devils.

So Angel, who was absolutely bored out of his mind from being cupped inside the house all the time as the most outstanding of them, argued that if Power could go out so could he. There was no way he could do worse than Power.

So after a lot of begging Aki finally relented.

It was a grave mistake.

Not because people were scared of Angel.

Oh no.

On the contrary.

All the grandma's in the neighbourhood fell in love with him.

They thought he was a straight up actual angel that descended from heaven to bless the earth.

The concept of an angel devil was unthinkable. Who would in their sane mind fear angels?

Angel hates it.

He wants to be back locked inside the house but it's too late. The grandma's come everyday knocking at the door asking for Angels power to relieve their aches or bless their family.

Even the priest at the local church had to intervene and ask them to stop. That this was against god.

It was to not avail.

The old ladies were dead set on their beliefs. Adoring angel and putting him on a pedestal like a golden idol. Venerating him.

Even when time passed and the novelty wore off. When it was obvious Angel couldn't do/wouldn't do half of the shit they believed. Even then they kept loving him.

He was a fine looking polite young man. Very cute.

Actually he was pretty rude.

They still wouldn't stop pinching his cheeks and sending him back home with dish upon dish of food they cooked for him.

Unluckily for Angel Aki gladly accepted th and even encouraged Angel to keep doing whatever he was doing

After all this time he was still struggling to cook with ingredients he wasn't familiar with (why didn't the rice stick the way it should? Why did noodles taste different? WHAT THE FUCK WAS A MARUCHAN WITH CHILE PIQUIN Y LIMON??) and he was starting to worry about running low on money and Denjis and powers health with how much street food they had to ate to compensate Aki's lack of cooking skills.

This way at least Power and Denji got to eat some home cooked meal instead of stuffing their mouths with tacos de a $1 (Aki knew Power and Denji could eat almost anything and those tacos were a lifesaver those first months but yeah... Better to not risk it)

Besides now everybody was starting to treat Aki better whenever he went out (and this time without him having to give free drinks).

Because...

Those who had control over the local grandmas had control over the whole neighbourhood.

And Angel hated it.

He hated it even more when the priest came over and declared Angel had to help out at church to compensate for leading poor defenseless old ladies through the path of damnation.

Angel was going to refuse until Aki heard the priest was willing to pay him a wage.

It was the only job that would allow Angel to work without having to stuff himself in an overcoat to hide his wings in the middle of the day at 20°C. He would just look like a super devoted disguised weirdo Aki argued.

Angel didn't care.

It would be pretty devilish of Angel to pretend being an actual angel working in a church Aki tried.

Angel still didn't care.

Well in that case if Angel didn't want to work there then he could busy himself by working shifts at the business with them and watching over Power during serving hours so Denji could dedicate more time to his homework.

Angel immediately accepted the priest offer

His job mas mainly cleaning and organizing papers around.

Truth be told Angel sucked at his job and spent most of it sleeping but the grannies were once again attending church every sunday and that was worth the pay to the priest.

(Still Angel also ended up taking shifts to watch over Power and prep with Aki so Denji and power herself could free some time)

(Even though it wasn't that necessary bc Denjis single teachers kept asking denji about his hot older brother after the first time Aki went and were very lenient with him when he didn't turned in homework once they knew Denji tended to help Aki out)

Now that the community was treating them better and Denji had more time he took up little jobs at the market helping butchers cut down big frozen pieces of meat with his powers or carrying around ladies bags and heavy crates.

He usually got payed with money. But sometimes with a bag of fruit/vegetables to Aki's delight. Or sometimes even with a bag of blood from the butchers which was really helpful in case of a sudden injury or simply to quell Powers complains.

Now with both Angel's meager pay and Denji's extra money Aki was able to ample the business by adding hot wings and hamburgers (the tears he cried when he discovered he could at least do that) and stop feeling guilty about selling alcohol to young people.

The business ran smoothly and the four of them could mostly calm down.

Or that was until Christmas season came and the old ladies and the priest himself wouldn't stop asking Angel if he was going to be part of the pastorela this year.

They of course thought he was perfect to play the part of the angel.

Angel of course doesn't want to

Aki tells Angel that as part of the church staff it's his obligation to take part of this even (it really isn't but they don't know that) and that he could learn something

Angel tells Aki that in that case he should be really happy because they also want Power to play as one of the devils

Once Power hears about the piñata and the sweets she'll get nobody can change her mind.

She of course also ends up dragging Denji into it. He plays as one of the peasants trying to get to Bethlehem while Power is one of the mischievous devils trying to derail them and Angel as the reluctant angel that guides them

They are a little too old to be part of the play. It's ridiculous.

But now that all his family is part of the play Aki can worm his way into the group of moms preparing the meal for that day and he finally gets to learn how to cook local dishes.

The day of the play unhappy with the planned ending Power tries to wrestle the other kids for protagonism to show the mightiness of demons. Denji tries to stop her. Angel just watches from the sidelines.

Its complete chaos. Kids are screaming. The scenario is getting destroyed.

It's like any other pastorela.

Aki doesn't stop taking pictures like a proud dad during the whole ordeal.

Once it's time for the piñata Power goes hog wild and summoning a blood bat breaks it before anybody gets a chance to hit it.

She is pretty dissapointed when all that comes from it it's 'more veggies'.

All in all they enjoy it.

Now that Aki can finally cook he can finally leave the alcohol business (and stop corrupting the kids as he sees it on his mind) and goes a step forward:

He opens a puesto de comida económica

Angel quits his job at the church to help him full time.

Denji and Power help him after school when it's more crowded.

Power now also enrolls into school but although she's s little old she starts at middle school.

Aki and the others don't think she could handle highschool yet. They are correct.

And this marks the first year of the Hawakawas coming to live in Mexico.

Life is good.

Bonuses I came up with while talking about this au with my best friend:

At some point during the first months Aki buys *insert your adultered/cheap alcohol of preference* because he wants to cut up expenses and he hear someone say it does the job/every puesto de bebidas uses it.

Half of Denji class misses school the next day

The Mexican public safety department receives that day a lot of calls about three powerful demons cursing all the teens into the hospital in a certain neighbourhood. It's one of the first complaints about them they get.

Not wanting to deal with that shit they literally ignore it.

In their defense they also think it's another case of parents blaming their kids getting drunk/high on demons.

The fact they are kind right doesnt make it better

(am I talking about the parents? The Mexican public safety? Yes)

The reason why Mexico is the perfect place for the Hayakawa to hide it's because once they escape Makima/Japan public safety starts calling every devil containment dependence around the world asking for them and the Mexican branch very aware there are lots of reports of sightings of devils fitting the description but wanting to ignore it being like "no.... We haven't seen anything like that"

The reason why the Mexican department doesn't tell on them can be summarized by the 3 points:

They literally don't want to deal with this shit

Some of the officers know Aki and like the free micheladas he gives them so they ain't snitching on him (yes Aki manages to befriend the police here faster than he ever did back in public safety. They even invite him to smoke with them when they are drinking at his bussines. Aki can't really refuse.)

eventually the reports get lost among a bunch of other papers they had so at some point they aren't even lying anymore and that way get to evade Makimas control

So in the ends it's something like: Blood fiend? Chainsaw devil? We only know al chino y sus hermanos

they then proceed to hang up on Makima

Aki cries everytime he goes to the market. He doesn't understand why the lady at the marked keeps giving him a rock whenever he asks for something to help him clean the bathroom.

He's pretty sure the words are right. He asked Denji and he says his pronunciation is alright...SO WHY? WHY THE FUCl DOES THE LADY KEEP GIVING HIM A ROCK?

He now has 60 of them.

The boy just nods and smiles and pays for the rocks instead of asking. He stores them under the cupboard.

He's very stressed.

Between school and his amazing adapting skills Denji is the best of them at spanish. Aki has to carry a dictionary and hesitates when enunciating. Power just sputters nonsense and gets way with it. Angel just doesn't talk much.

He actually could be very good at it but he's too lazy to study it. Besides he only has to show the minimum of interest in something before an old lady is giving it to him for free. So as Power he gets away with not really practicing the language.

Denji and Power are the kind of kids to always buy unhealthy snacks (papitas con chile, chicharrones, dorilocos) after school even though they can barely handle spicyness.

Aki is suffering for their health. He doesn't understand why they do that when there's so much new fruit they can eat. Aki is in heaven everytime he buys himself un vaso de fruta picada or un agua de sabor.

Angel on his part is content with all the new desserts he gets to eat: Fresas con crema, plátanos fritos, duraznos en almíbar to name a few

Not to mention how crazy Angel goes after he learns bout all the new ice cream flavors there. And raspados and paletas congeladas.

That's all for now folks.

If I ever think of something more for this au I'll let you know and if you come with something else let me know.

I had so much fun writing this.

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