#when the cookie crumbles

[birthclod]

#when the cookie crumbles #this is the most popular post ive ever made. thanks everyone you're all completely insane #in honor of this being now over 10k notes i edited the original post and made it sparkerpilled. Enjoy!

[astronomodome]

a tango of the big pants variety

#you guys seem to like it when i draw tango #and i also i like drawing tango so yayyyyyyy :) #did not mean to have him slay so hard in this but thats just the way the cookie crumbles i guess #my art #tangotek #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[autisticredhood]

found Scooby-Doo meets Batman DVD & my favorite part so far is batman going any questions? and shaggy raises his hand like 🥺do you have a Batcookie? & batman goes i do! and pulls out a batshaped cookie from his pouch

#love when batman has lolipops etc in his pouch. how does he keep a cookie from crumbling out of its bat shape

[quibbs126]

Also this is stuff about First Cream

So apparently she has a status similar to the Ancients, though I question why she’s seemingly immortal when the Ancients have their Soul Jams to explain it. Or maybe it just works different in this game. But regardless we can take a pretty good guess what rarity she’d be if she came to CRK

Also this and some lines earlier imply that the Cookies living in the Witches Castle weren’t all made by the same Witch and were made by several different ones throughout the ages who stayed there, which likely explains all the different generations of Cookies that exist

Honestly I’d say that for now at least, WC probably has the most airtight explanation of where Cookies come from and why there’s ones of different ages and such

#maybe the castle makes it so the Cookies who live there don’t crumble #since it’s magic and all #who knows? We’ll find out when the game releases #cookie run #cookie run witch’s castle #first cream cookie #speculation

[masterqwertster]

Okay, last little list here:

Bells Hells Legendary Pokémon

I already gave everyone a minimum of one Legendary in the original team post, so here's the list of all the Legendaries I think fit each member of Bells Hells (the Legendaries from the set teams will be included)

Chetney

Zacian- look, it's a wolf that's set to shank a bitch. Tell me that doesn't vibe with Chetney

Zeraora (Shiny)- kind of were-beast in shape. Shiny to match Chetney's own white fur

Kubfu/Urshifu (Single Strike Style)- more were-fuzzies for Chet. Single Strike Style because Chetney's the type to one-and-done it if he can

Okidogi- werewolf-ish Pokémon for Chet!

Orym

Shaymin- more friendly flowers for Orym, and the Sky Form is a little fighter like him

Virizion- grass blade Pokémon who protects others

Keldeo (Resolute form, Shiny)- it's a little sword guy (pony) like Orym. And shiny makes it green and Resolute Form because Orym knows what he wants

Kartana- a little blade guy for a little swordsman

Zacian- noble sword Pokémon for a noble little swordsman

Zamazenta- noble shield Pokémon for a protective little guy with a treasured shield

Fearne

Moltres- a burning phoenix Pokémon that Fearne worries will take on the Galarian Form that her Bad Future Self had

Entei- fluffy fire dog Pokémon

Celebi- little onion fairy and that travels through time for a fey that lived in wonky time

Cresselia- Fearne is lightly Ruidusborn and this is a gentler moon Pokémon

Reshiram- fiery semi-wolf Pokémon for our fire faun

Xerneas- it's a Fairy-type, deer are kind of close to goats, and Xerneas has a minor moon motif

Zarude- grass monkey for the druid with a monkey

Munkidori- another monkey to mother for Fearne

Imogen

Spectrier- Legendary horse that comes in Imogen's two colors: purple and red

Raikou- it's a thunderstorm Pokémon for a gal who claims she is the storm

Deoxys- an alien Pokémon for a girl connected to alien moon people

Cresselia (Shiny)- Imogen gets moon Pokémon. Shiny for purple coloration

Thundurus (Shiny)- another lightning Pokémon for our electric sorceress. Shiny for purple coloration

Keldeo (Ordinary Form)- little unicorn for the horse girl

Lunala (Shiny)- literal red moon Pokémon when shiny

Regieleki- more eletrical Pokémon for Imogen

Glastrier- another horse Pokémon for the horse girl

Laudna

Marshadow- it's shadow theme matches Laudna's Shadow Sorcerery. And Laudna does spend time trying to copy the Ladies of Whitestone…

Giratina- considering Delilah took her soul to a reverse/shadow realm, and that's the kind of place Giratina is from, it seems a good fit

Darkrai- a nightmare Pokémon for a woman who loves nightmares

Yveltal- a Pokémon that absorbs life essences, much like Hunger of the Shadows does the same for Laudna and Delilah

Calyrex- because it's the Pokémon that can bring Glastrier and Spectrier under control, much like how Laudna is a great deal of Imogen's control

FCG

Magearna- a man-made clockwork Legendary for the Aeormaton

Genesect- it's ancient and modified by people to be a killing machine, just like FCG

Miraidon- robot-like Legendary for the robit

Ashton

Cosmog- suddenly appeared after Ashton got galaxy-brained because it's a little galaxy guy from another (higher?) dimension. It's Ashton's innocent baby who doesn't know how to stay in the damn pokéball and not reveal his soft side

Regigigas- this is the big titan Pok��mon, hauling continents and shit. Not to mention that the Slow Start ability reflects how Ashton had a titan shard for twenty years before they really got it to do anything spectacular

Regirock- if Ashton gets one Regi, it's Regigigas for titan shit. But Regirock is definitely Earth Elemental vibes and so also goes to Ashton

Dialga- one of Ashton's dunamancy domains is time and this is a Pokémon lord of time

Palkia- one of Ashton's dunamancy domains it space and this is a Pokémon lord of space

Terrakion (Shiny)- it's tough and it doesn't like bullies, sounds pretty Ashton to me. Shiny because I think Ashton would like the pop of the shiny palette

Zygarde- Ashton is sort of split into a million pieces by the half-beacon brain, and Zygarde's 100% Form is kind of titan-ish

Diancie- another crystal and rock Pokémon. Also goes a little bit with the Empress of Earth vibes, or rather the Empress's heir

Hoopa- a Pokémon that switches between a Confined and Unbound Form, kind of like Ashton's normal and demi-titan modes. And it messes around with space like Ashton. Also, normal genasi are sometimes/often sired by elemental genies and this Pokémon is based on genies

Koraidon- ancient earth splitter for the earth titan's blood (also mirrors FCG having Miraidon)

#yeah. I know there's a lot of variance in how many Legendaries everyone gets #that's the way the cookie crumbles when you're pulling from a very limited pool #MQ AU machine #bells hells pokemon au #cr spoilers #bells hells #chetney pock o'pea #orym of the air ashari #fearne calloway #imogen temult #laudna #fcg #ashton greymoore

[nymphacae]

Hi I just wanted to say I’m obsessed with the train wreck au and I can’t wait to learn more!! It’s so SO fascinating. :D

Dawww ty! I could talk about this AU all day so I’m happy for the outlet… have a dumb little doodle in appreciation : ]

#asks #trainwreck au #I feel bad for postponing its release but that’s the way the cookie crumbles when you work w other artists #who all have lives and we all have irl priorities… #anyway They Slep

[tea-the-not-understanding]

".... Who would want someone who's near crumbling?... They all are so pretty.."

You ask for lore, and here it is. So much love to share, yet, not many want it and when he finally found someone who accept his love, they abuse it. Now he's no longer yearn for affections and only watches in jealousy that many cookies have beauty and perfections that he don't.

#cinnamon dust cookie #cookie run oc #oc #sona #oc lore #he's pretty heart broken #and soon when he learn that he's crumbling due to his ingredient have too much cinnamon in him #his inner slowly turn into cinnamon dust making his body dry sooner then others #Which is why he's now living alone to be safe in order to keep his fragile body intact

[daydreaming-in-daisies]

from now on every time i feel guilty for spending money on shit i don't need i'll simply console myself by saying "at least i didn't buy jack white's used cast from 2003 for $7000"

#jack white #words #lmao #i love him but no #why did he keep that for so long sdfghahj #i looked on the site that they were auctioning and i couldn't stop laughing when i saw the cast #if i were a celebrity i would literally just sell locks of my hair to fans and just live off of that money #never will i feel guilty about spending $4 on crumbl cookies or impulsively buying kombucha again #since people are willing to spend nearly $7000 on this shit lol #thoughts #jakc whiet

[cityandking]

good morning to everyone and especially minah's double nat 20 deception checks to a) assure the enemy mage in their care he'd be let go in exchange for telling the party everything he knows, and then b) to convince the party that said mage had tried to attack another party member while they weren't looking so she had to kill him

#to be clear when she was lying about the guy's freedom it wasn't like she anticipated him being dead #mostly she just anticipated him being remanded to warden custody for further interrogation and stuff #but hey that's the way the cookie (mage) crumbles (gets his throat slit) #dadnd #minah

[zincbot]

me, watching an episode that literally doesn't have cole in it: wow maya said "that's how the cookie crumbles" and cole has said that exact thing before. wow it's almost like he's here

#ninjago #this is inane of me but also she told nya that she's never had to make sacrifices as if she didn't push the throttle when cole fell #in my mind that phrase made her think of cole because he's said it before. and thus connects to any residual guilt she feels there #so she says 'i don't like crumbly cookies' #nya is stubborn and takes nothing lying down. it makes sense that she would reject a phrase that encourages one to go with the flow #it's part of why i think she has such trouble with controlling her power it's because she's been fighting against the current her whole life #anyway sorry for impromptu nya character analysis i freaking love her so much I'M SO GLAD SHE GOT A SEASON

[birthclod]

mordecai and rigby in the saw bathroom send post

#when the cookie crumbles #regular show #🐦 #someone HAS to have done this before right. funny saw bathroom scene

[quibbs126]

So I was on a walk and I was thinking more about the undead warrior character I just posted about. And you know what would make a good ingredient for an undead/zombie type Cookie? Mold. I mean, mold can grow on dead things and expired food, so it works for a character being revived after death. So that’s what I’m basing him on

Though I’m not sure if mold grows on cookies. Though I know it grows on bread and fruit, so maybe his original ingredient was one of those. I’m going with fruit, maybe he was originally Hollyberrian

Though I’m not sure what to name him. Mold Cookie seems way too plain, and Moldy Fruit Cookie doesn’t sound particularly intimidating. Another idea I had was Mold Knight Cookie, which I like, but also we already have Knight Cookie and Tea Knight Cookie, I don’t think we really need a third one. So yeah, not sure what to name him

#I’m imagining his hair to be white/grey from being completely enveloped in mold #and also his dough has spots of dough from the decay as well as probably some more moldy bits #also story wise I’m thinking he crumbled after being left to rot in a tower or dungeon or some place #he got betrayed and stuck there possibly for years #with his dough growing mold on it #until he eventually crumbled #and so what he’s seeking when he’s revived is revenge on that person #this was supposed to be about designs #but yeah I don’t know if I’ll get around to drawing him #but this is an idea I had #cookie run #character idea #mold #random stuff

[sassmill]

Feeling kind of hollow today

#it was my birthday #which as an adult has generally not gone well so I’ve become very neutral about it #and everyone at work was so lovely #which put how my family was in contrast #so I had a lovely lunch at work with a card from all my coworkers and a cake and crumbl cookies #but in the afternoon at my desk it sunk in AGAIN that I feel more cared for at work than I do at home #not that I care about an actual celebration just being kind and acknowledging it #but when I heard ‘happy birthday’ from each colleague today it felt so genuine #everyone asked how my day was going how old I was turning #and I didn’t expect or ask for anything #didn’t expect or ask for anything at home #but it’s the fact that my mom only decided last minute to get a cake because my brother asked her if we were having cake #I would’ve been fine if she hadn’t gotten a cake I don’t even like cake that much #it’s the fact that it was an afterthought #if she had like actually asked me ‘do you want a birthday cake’ it would’ve been one thing #but she called me and said ‘your brother asked me if we were having cake so I guess I’ll see what they have at the grocery store’ #when she does something nice for me on purpose she uses it for a guilt trip #and when she does something nice spontaneously it’s always in a way that makes me feel like an inconvenience #and I need to move out of this fucking house

[godblooded]

when your aunt calls you after work and then goes heyyyyyyy wanna go pick up cookies for meeeeee?

#ooc. o kaptain. #[conpletely neurotypical of you aunt Mia. totally so after you’ve been obsessing about it for hours because i made one random statement #about cookies. now here i am at crumbl lmfao. it’s fine. DELICIOUS COOKIE. my kid was so good today. can’t tell you how proud of him i #really am. little guy didn’t tantrum today at all. he was so tolerant. he was so great. he didn’t even want to take breaks! he loves puzzles #so he was just grabbing at all of them. he held my hand and hopped off his chair. he’s getting so much better about taking my hand when i #ask etc. i love this munchkin so much.]

[ahaura]

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sooo my brother showed up. and we got into an argument. and then after he left me and my mom got into a fight about my comments about him following his exit. and then both me and my mom cried. and now its 1am and things are fine now but jesus christ. also i had almost half a pie which was a bad idea because it's 1:30am now and im not sleepy at all. sigh.

#ahvañe #i originally typed out like 10 paragraphs explaining what happened but. just pasted it in #my journal to talk about in therapy and cut it down. idk its not worth it to go back into it. but im tired of being angry at him #and im tired of having to accomedate him when hes been cruel to me and never apologized #and im sick of being the one expected to be civil when HES the one being shitty but thats just how the cookie crumbles ig #jesus christ. what day is it anyway. saturday? thursday? friday? idk. #i feel so shitty about upsetting my mom though. that i DO regret. and feel awful for. that much i will say.

[peefartress2]

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT HELL YEAH

#cookie crumbles #my fics #writing #prez #syrah #extremely very self indulgent #when godcha chose me to be the syrez liker #she chose wisely #o7 soldiers.