#when im 25 and like covid-29 is hitting

[candle-wax-and-polariods]

back when jack dropped the bomb that is the YLM writting and recording date i went through and analyzed every album rep back to get a time line, and im done gate keeping so here we go and bc marrige gets brought up before i get lavender haze comments, wanting to be someones end game legit means wanting to marry them and i am interpreting the lyrics that seem to be abt wanting marriage as such, that isnt bad especially when your analyzing writing, also this took very long

and then the time line i drew is like illegable bc its so tinny so heres how it goes, this is a timeline of everything from taylor and joe meeting to the YLM streaming date

-2016 met gala

-snakegate, relashionship offically begins

-november 2016

-social media black out and snake videos (8/23/17 23/8/17 for non americans)

-rep anounced (8/23/17)

-LWYMMD relased (8/24/17)

-LWYMMD video premier at vma’s (8/27/17)

-ready for it and gorgeous relased (cant get concreate dates off taylors IG)

-call it what you want (11/3/17?)

- rep album drop (11/10/17)

-2017 jingle bell ball

-rep tour anounced (12/13/17?)

-swift life app released (12/16/17)

- end game music video (1/18/17

- delicate music video (3/11/18)

-better man at the blue bird cafe (4/1/18?)

-rep tour begins (5/8/18)

- post abt delicate being no1 on pop radio (7/22/17)

-last us rep tour show (10/6/18)

-disco ball dress (10/9/18)

-offical label change announcement (11/19/18)

-last rep tour show (11/21/18)

-rep tour film release (12/21/18)

-ME! release (4/26/18)

-wango tango 2019

-lover announcement/ masters post (6/13/19)

-YNTCD video released (6/17/19)

-drunk taylor party

-lover music video and album relased

-2019 vmas

-lover in paris show

-lover fest anounced (9/17/19)

-christmas tree farm (12/6/19)

-miss americana anounced (1/15/20)

-miss americana release (1/31/20)

-2020 NME awards

-the man music video (2/27/20)

-covid lock down begins in america

-folklore grid and announcement (7/23/20)

-folklore album and cardagin music video release (7/24/20)

-Folklore LPSS anounced (11/24/20)

-folklore lpss on disney+ (11/25/20)

- evermore grid and announcement (12/10/20)

- evermore album and willow music video released (12/11/20)

- fearless TV anounced (2/11/20)

-love story TV (2/12/20)

- 2021 grammys

- YAOMTVFTV (cannot get concrete date)

- fearless TV vault (4/2/21)

-fearless tv released (4/9/21)

- evermore on vinyl (5/28/21)

-red tv anounced (6/18/21)

-the lake’s original version (7/24/21)

-red tv vault (8/5/21)

-ATW short dil and red tv release (11/12/21)

-IBYTAM music video (11/15/21)

-your losing me is written and recorded (12/5/21)

- this love TV (5/6/22)

-midnights anounced at vmas (8/29/22?)

-midnights released with anti hero music video (10/21/22)

-3am edition released (10/22/22)

-bejweled music video (10/25/22)

-eras tour anouned (11/1/22)

-lavender haze music video (1/27/23)

-eras tour begins (3/17/23)

- break up hits media

-speak now TV anounced (5/5/23)

-karma ft ice spice music video (5/25/23)

-YLM cd (???)

-speak now tv track list (6/5/23)

-ICSY music video (7/8/23?)

-1989 TV anouncement (8/9/23)

-1989 TV vault for “slvt!” (9/19/23)

-eras tour film anounced (9/26/23)

-eras tour premier day (10/11/23)

-cruel summer live version (10/18/23)

-1989 TV relased (10/27/23)

- your losing me on streaming and jacks attomic bomb on us (11/29/23)

#this took way too long #1989 taylor's version #swifties #taylors version #taylornation #taylorstans #i love you taylor #taylor swift #taylurking

[so-you-melted-22]

i might just teach myself how to sew, just so i can sew my own damn star trek uniform!

#like literally everything is either expensive as all hell (that would making it by myself be too but that come with a feeling of accomplish #-ment you cant get anywhere else) and all the shops that sell things at cheaper prices are dingy as all hell #and i dont want to give any more money to j*ff b***s #i used to own like a childrens sewingmachine when i was little and i never fucking learned how to use it #because even back then i already had this thing where if im not immediately awesome at something ill never do it again #wich is really only a thing that held me back from achieving things #what am i even rambeling about at this point #stuff #text #star trek #my absolute lack of diy abilities #btw i made a similair post to this a few months back about how i wanted to teach myself how to bind books so i could make physical copies #of the unholyverse series #something i never did #and actually kinda regret #i still think it would be cool to own physical copies of that series #god im really deep into that emo shit... #anyways also expect me to never follow up on this post #or only follow up on this in like ten years #when im 25 and like covid-29 is hitting #and im in another lockdown and have time to kill #tbh i probably wont do it in that hypothetical scenario either #i just like to imagine how i make cool stuff #making cool stuff taked effffffffffffort and im laaaaaaaaaaazy #as should be obvious #anyways dm me if you read up until here i guess #these tags are comically long

[eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon]

And I am back at it again trying to count the kills in The Walking Dead. I am slowly going insane.

That's the link to the first three seasons since I thought the post was getting a bit long :)

Season 4

Character introductions:

Patrick ? ep. 1

David ? ep. 1

Zack ? ep.1

Bob Stooky ep. 1

‘Mouldy lady’ (she doesn’t have a name I think) ep. 1

Lizzie Samuels ep.1

Mika Samuels ep. 1

Ryan Samuels ep. 2

Doctor S ep. 2

Tara Chambler ep. 6

Lily Chambler ep. 6

Meghan Chambler ep.6

Mr Chambler ep.6

Mitch Dolgen ep.7

Pete Dolgen ep.7

Alisha ? ep.7

Abraham Ford ep.10

Eugene Porter ep.10

Rosita Espinosa ep.10

Joe ? ep.11

Gareth ? ep.13

Gareth and Alex’s Mom ep.13

Alex ? ep.13

Top characters - in my opinion :)

Abraham Ford

Daryl Dixon

Beth Greene

Eugene Porter (don’t ask why, I genuinely don’t know)

Tara Chambler

On to the kills!

Karen: 5 walkers

David: 6 walkers

Glenn: 29 walkers

Daryl: 6 humans + 74 walkers (1 assumed) with a total of 80

Sasha: 22 walkers

Zack: 2 walkers

‘Mouldy lady’: 1 human (herself :( )

Carl: 28 walkers

Rick: 5 humans + 29 walkers with a total of 34

Carol: 3 humans + 10 walkers (1 assumed) with a total of 13

Maggie: 25 walkers

Tyreese: 26 walkers (1 was assumed when he put down a Mika)

Dr. S: 1 walkers

Michonne: 3 humans (1 assisted) + 32 walkers with a total of 35

Bob: 23 walkers

Herschel: 5

Martinez: 1 human (spoken of but never seen) + 1 walker with a total of 2

Governor: 2 humans + 5 walkers with a total of 7

Mitch: 1 human

Lily: 1 human (assisted) + 1 walker with a total of 2

Lizzie: 3 humans (not seen, but we can all agree she killed Mika) + 4 walkers with a total of 7

Beth: 3 walkers

Mika: 4 walkers

Tara: 10 walkers

Abraham: 14 walkers

Joe: 1 human (killed off screen and was by multiple of the claimers)

Rosita: 5 walkers

Eugene: 4 walkers

Total walker kills: 338

Total human kills: 27

Total kills overall: 448

Total walker kills over all 4 seasons: 1033

Total human kills over all 4 seasons: 121

Overall total kills in all 4 seasons: 1134

Main character deaths:

Zack: bitten on ankle and face, then crushed by a building ep.1-30 days without an accident

Mouldy Lady: stabbed self twice, left to turn ep.1-30 days without an accident

Patrick: ok I haven’t looked at this in a while and in my book it said he died of ‘extreme Covid’ so take that as you will ep.1-30 days without an accident

Ryan: Bitten and put down by carol ep.2-infected

Karen and David: Carol stabbed them in the head and then burned them 😳 ep.2-infected

Dr. S: Was sick and turned (I think Herschel put him down but I can’t remember) ep.5-interment

Mr Chambler: died from lung cancer then put down by ‘Brian’ ep.6-live bait

Shumpert: got drunk and walked into walker pits. He was killed in between seasons but is only mentioned at this point

Martinez (another fave dead): Hit by ‘Brian’ with golf club then fed to walkers ep.7-dead weight

Pete: killed by ‘Brian’ and left to turn under water ep.7-dead weight

Herschel (NOOOO): Head cut off by the governor (brutally) then put down by Michonne ep.8-too far gone

Meghan: Bitten then put down by The Governor ep.8-too far gone

The governor (thank the heavens): Shot by Rick (non-leathaly), stabbed through the chest by michonne, shot in the head by lily ep.8-too far gone

Mitch the Bitch: Shot with bolt by Daryl ep.8- too far gone (lots of people going this ep)

Lily: eaten alive, willingly. Between episodes but witnessed by Tara

Mika: Stabbed in the neck (I think) by lizzie ep.13-the grove

Lizzie: shot in the head by carol ep.13-the grove

Joe: Bitten in the neck by Rick (walker style) ep.16-A

Alex: Shot by Rick ep.16-A

Saddest death: Herschel. WHY DID HE DIE! HE NEVER HURT ANYONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Happiest death: The Governor. Hmm let me see: he tortured Glenn, assaulted Maggie, tried to get Daryl and Merle to kill each other, killed axel, KILLED MERLE, killed his entire army, was the cause of Andreas death (but who really cares), killed Martinez and Pete (he just wanted to be a good person), beat the shit out of rick, tried to torture michonne, and I think I’m missing something... Oh yeah-HE KILLED HERSCHEL. That basterd deserved worse.

Best death: Lizzie. Lizzie was kind of a psycho and she deserved it a bit, but the main reason her death was the best is because it started carols whole ‘mental downfall’ thing, which is very important to the story.

Worst death: Martinez, I guess. I can’t choose Herschel since I’ve given him the saddest death so it has to be Martinez. Personally I think Daryl should have killed him because of their betting game thing in season 3

Top 15 killers:

1. Rick. 150 walkers. 10 humans. 160 total. Currently alive

2. Daryl. 140 walkers. 10 humans. 150 total. Currently alive

3. Glenn. 69 (noice) walkers. 0 humans. 69 total. Currently alive

4. Michonne. 61 walkers. 7 humans. 68 total. Currently alive

5. Governor. 27 walkers. 40 humans. 67 total. Dead S4 ep8

6. Herschel. 66 walkers. 0 humans. 66 total. Dead S4 ep8

7. Merle: 32 walkers. 24 humans. 56 total. Dead S3 ep15

7. Andrea: 54 walkers. 2 humans. 56 total. Dead S3 ep16

8. Carl. 50 walkers. 1 human. 51 total. Currently alive

9. Maggie. 39 walkers. 3 humans. 42 total. Currently alive

10. Shane (go away): 32 walkers. 4 humans. 36 total. Dead S2 ep12

11. Tyreese: 35 walkers. 0 humans. 35 total. Currently alive

12. T-dog (hang in there, man): 32 walkers. 0 humans. 32 total. Dead S3 ep4

13. Sasha: 25 walkers. 0 humans. 25 total. Currently alive

14. Shumpert: 21 walkers. 3 humans. 24 total. Dead between S3-S4

15. Bob: 23 walkers. 0 humans. 23 total. Currently alive.

First (and last) words:

Patrick: 1st (yes ma’am) last (I don’t wanna yack on someone)

David: 1st (take that) last (take that) he only has one line

Zack: 1st (I was just about to come find you) last (Don’t leave me!)

Bob: 1st (Hey!) last (?)

Mouldy lady: 1st (wait please) last (you don’t come back)

Lizzie: 1st (Nick! Look over here!) last (I’m sorry)

Mika: 1st (one of them has a name tag) last (I love them!)

Ryan: 1st (it’s happening isn’t it?) last (take care of your sister)

Dr. S: 1st (got no bites) last (you’ve gotta go)

Karen: 1st (Noah’s asthmatic) last (I’ll see you later)

Tara: 1st (you look like you barley got out alive) last (?)

Lily: 1st (Tara!) last (Meghan!)

Meghan: 1st (Mama) last (it’s ok, I can do it myself!)

Mr Chambler: 1st (have a cigarette?) last (please)

Mitch: 1st (you know this guy?) last (You, get up now!)

Pete: 1st (they’ve got a kid for Christ’s sake) last (it’s a sha-)

Alisha: 1st (just messing with my knife) last (I’ll find you)

Martinez: 1st (say the word) last (yeah and then-)

Hershel: 1st (was he bit?) last (it could work, you know it could) 🥺

The Governor: 1st (save your ammo for when you need it) last (liar)

Abraham: 1st (well look at this) last (?)

Eugene: 1st (it’s classified) last (?)

Rosita: 1st (don’t do this Abraham) last (?)

Joe: 1st (get your asses down here!) last (that’ll be fun, won’t it-)

Gareth: 1st (I’ll guess Alberts on perimeter watch) last (?)

Alex: 1st (did they deserve it?) last (Gareth?)

Finaly we’re done with season 4. Sadly a certain person *cough, cough* Shane *cough, cough* won’t leave us alone on the leader board, but I doubt he’ll be here for much longer. Until next time!

#the walking dead #twd #Daryl Dixon #Rick grimes #michonne #Maggie greene #Glenn rhee #Carl grimes #Abraham Ford #rosita espinosa #eugene porter #tara chambler #carol peletier #Shane walsh #Merle Dixon

[funkelly]

Get to know me tag game

Tagged by @shortstack-posen

not sure who to tag lol

1. what is the color of your hairbrush? I don’t actually use a brush. Short enough to just use my hands.

2. name a food you never eat: anything with the suffix “-salad.”

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? Too cold

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? watching schitts creek

5. what’s your favorite candy bar? used to be snickers.

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? yesssss. I love Golden Knights hockey.

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? lol i have no idea

8. what is your favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip or salted caramel

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? wine

10. do you like your wallet? yeah, it’s super slim.

11. what is the last thing you ate? mac n cheese

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? no sir

13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? the last game in the playoffs the knights played in.

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? just butter

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? my friend ian

16. ever been camping? once when i was 9.

17. do you take vitamins? so many

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? every sunday (online since covid, of course.)

19. do you have a tan? didnt really tan this summer, no one was gonna see it lol

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? depends on where either are from

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? only if its take out

22. what color socks do you usually wear? multi-colored

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? im sure

24. what terrifies you? talking in front of groups of people

25. look to your left, what do you see? bottle of sleepytime pills

26. what chore do you hate most? washing dishes

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? my friend mike and i would put on australian accents whenever we’d go to disneyland just cuz

28. what’s your favorite soda? cherry coke at the movies

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru

30. what’s your favorite number? cant think at the moment

31. who’s the last person you talked to? myself

32. favorite meat? boneless wings

33. last song you listened to? Found Out About You by Gin Blossoms

34. last book you read? i havent been able to read since my surgery, i dont have the attention span.

35. favorite day of the week? saturday

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? lol im sure

37. how do you like your coffee? a cappuccino is ideal

38. favorite pair of shoes? vans high tops

39. time you normally get up? between 11:30am-2:30pm

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? Sunset

41. how many blankets on your bed? A sheet, duvet, and a weighted blanket

42. describe your kitchen plates: blue bottom with white face

43. describe your kitchen at the moment: ship shape

44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i love a margarita on the rocks, or hot sake

45. do you play cards? I’m exceptional at cards when I’m drunk. 

46. what color is your car? silver

47. can you change a tire? yo-yeah

48. your favorite state or province? Nevada

49. favorite job you’ve had? director

[arseun-archive]

random questions tag ✨

tagged by: @flowerbeom

tagging: i feel like the ppl i wanted to tag hava already been tag so :/

1. what is the color of your hairbrush? black

2. name a food you never eat: peanuts.

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? more cold than warm.

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? sleeping

5. what’s your favorite candy bar? kit-kat

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? yes!

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? “i should focus” (i didn’t)

8. what is your favorite ice cream? idk chocolate?

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? water

10. do you like your wallet? not the prettiest but my mom gave it to me so

11. what is the last thing you ate? samossa

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? yesterday

13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? probably scocer

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? salty

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? a friend

16. ever been camping? no...

17. do you take vitamins? nope!

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? no!

19. do you have a tan? im black so yeah 

20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza? pizza

21. do you drink your soda through a straw? nope

22. what color socks do you usually wear? black or gray

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? no...

24. what terrifies you? death and bretrayal

25. look to your left, what do you see? my miror

26. what chore do you hate most? mopping

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? idk if i would be able to even reconize it

28. what’s your favorite soda? fanta?

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? fast food place but covid said NO

30. what’s your favorite number? 13

31. who’s the last person you talked to? my friend.

32. favorite meat? minced meat

33. last song you listened to? westside by ty dolla $ign

34. last book you read? enfance by nathalie sarraute

35. favorite day of the week? friday

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? i don’t think so? 

37. how do you like your coffee? i don’t like coffee :/

38. favorite pair of shoes? black converse

39. time you normally get up? depend but i must have 

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? BOTH

41. how many blankets on your bed? two

42. describe your kitchen plates? white!!

43. describe your kitchen at the moment: my mom and my aunt.

44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? vodka peach

45. do you play cards? yeah sometimes

46. what color is your car? i hope i had a car

47. can you change a tire? nope

48. your favorite state or province? in France? mine! côte-d’azur!

49. favorite job you’ve had? none :/

#thank you for tagging me!! #tag

[shytiff]

Jan 2021 Wins

ive “journaled” for 6 months now. it started as small ___ wins because when you feel rly empty, even doing the bare minimum feels like a win. written down some of the wins. i think until now i’d like to keep the “win” part. a win against my shadow sometimes. a win in life. some things to be grateful for. a win for remembering it later in the future. i know some days im just basically doing nothing.  there are a lot of wars not won by me. but im still tryna ✨manifest✨

1 - woke up. watched bts’ 2021 seasons greetings. read trap city. afternoon nap. pupuy’s mbah passed away. i got DOMS in my body even though i did the barest of exercise yesterday (frail, i know). shower, matcha latte.

2 - the x banner atikah and i sent for racil post thesis defense has arrived lmaoo. mom made delicious (and sweet) fried banana. did some studying (more than usual, bcs the bar is on the floor)

3 - ate muesli, 3 risols. Kopsus coklat at flavola. Stayed there from 12-ish to 17:30 lmaooo. weekly bahas soal w/ fi. Rapat nemo

4 - first day of collab module. Barely cicil ukmppd. My mood is normal-ish but i hardly have the will to study. Dinner is fried fish with mentai sauce, potato wedges, and saladdd by mom

5 - collab module, qa presentation for rsui reps. finished reviewing tryout 2 solid. did padi pretest (got 66,5). ate chicken porridge, a bit of muesli and vsoy, tan ek tjoan bread, matcha latte, fish and chicken and potato wedges and salad, fried banana. i ate well today lol.

6 - slept during collab webinar, went to clara’s place to study osce and attended padi together. i ate well at clara’s placeee lol. ate nastar, kusuka, white kwetiaw with soup (?), and lele goreng. went back home @ 9 pm. i feel refreshed. even though we’ve half studied half mukbang all day. human interaction rly does heal me. i need human interaction more than i think. at night i dreamed about going to bali, to waterparks, seeing sea creatures, watching a movie displayed on a concert-like stage and screen at the front row. 

7 - woke up at 07:55, finished my part for collab group work. felt a bit tired today. the rest of fam went to DM, and when they were on the way back i HURRIED my way out, not even taking a shower lmaoo. got pistachio matcha latte at starbucks dm. now im more skilled in searching the best spot in a cafe to distance myself from people lmao. the matcha latte is served with some sort of pistachio cream and sprinkled with nuts on top. its like when sbux had taro matcha latte and it had purple cream on top. the pistachio taste is quite strong. reviewed TO 1 padi, sent proposals for nemo sponsorship.

8 - did syndrome try out and padi 2 web try out. studied for osce and padi @ clara’s place. wanted to order pizza since clara bought me food before, but she insisted in ordering lmaoo. so dinner is pizza hut

9 - woke up at 11.00 lmao. havent had breakfast. lunch is muesli with the brand new delishhh chocolate granola and cimory banana milk. did one shot try out, got 71. had a google meet with Prof Agus (that ethics book ghostwriting job from a year ago is not finished until now huaaa) that went from 20.00ish and finished at 22.30,,,,, reviewed syndrome try out along the way. havent made my collab self reflection hhhh. i also need to study for osce. also havent edited article for bukang solid. and there goes my saturday nooo

10 - i swear i keep waking up late lmao. Flavola w atikah, racheel later came with wawa. Kopsus coklat and ukmppd class w dr yudo. After class i just talked at flavola (and ended not studying osce at all for sunday). Went to racheel's to pray and talk some more. Hurriedly went back for booty call with fi, watched konser dies natalis first. Tryout and sum study with fi and clar that went from 20:30 to 00:10. Powered by left over kopsus and 2 snackit pia. Rip my sleeping schedule

11 - woke up at 10:30 ish, the lack of meal and horrible sleep pattern (for my standard) produced stuffy nose during the day and a bit of headache that went away for a bit after i ate. Late bfast is muesli, drank protein, ate tan ek tjoan, plus 2 brownies in the evening. Tht coaching w dr niken. Did self reflection for collab. Had dinner without rice, as usual. Ukmppd class w dr ayu. Finished reflection at 21:30 lmao (deadline is 23:55). Tryna sleep and my nose is still itchy and i sneeze a more often. i hope it goes away 2mrw

12 - DV coaching, scele tryout, took a nap before padi cause my head kind of hurts. Les padi while drinking matcha with vsoy less sugar and no added sugar. I can withstand the horrible sugarless cy matcha taste bcs theres a taste of soy. Didnt do anything else. Havent studied osce on my own until now. Astagfirullah

13 - my head still kind of aches. Its goes away when im eating. im eating so well during the weekdays that i gained 2kgs lmao. lazed around the first half of the day. padi. finally tried saint matcha and damnn its an amazing upgrade from Cy matcha. the green color is super different yall. Cy’s green looks sick and tired compared to saint matcha. the taste? immaculate (although coco deli is more fragrant). caffeine? hits. awake and feel normal? yes. messaged an ao3 author and got replied and turns out she’s making a sequel for my fav fic of hers. yay

14 - osce practice w ara ren ness. bedah and anak osce coaching. had 3 of mom’s cinnamon rolls and matcha latte for the afternoon. cicil osce DV. edited some pld articles. did nothing else basically

15 - wasted my day, didnt have the courage to study osce (i feel like i procrastinate on it bcs it feels overwhelming to me), TO FKUI 2, hurriedly reviewed to 1 before, les padi. i feel like this is the least focused im being in a les. maybe its the too few matcha powder.

16 - woke up at 9 am. breakfast is muesli. reviewed to 2 fkui w apa salahku (finished at 12 pm, there goes half of my saturday). tried fried chicken master. its good and tender but i still prefer moon chicken. 

17 - breakfast is muesli, banana and 2 martabak tahu. snack is keripik pisang aduuu wenak (and picking bits of meat cooked by mom). went to devi’s place w/ racheel silvi. brought RJ to be wrapped. we watched okay madam and its super fun, hilarious and full of twists anddd a bit of cutesy romance. just the right balance to enjoy and let the stress out. late lunch is moon chicken yay!! went home after maghrib, did to padi 6 w/ fi and matcha latte. talked about a senior’s wedding and eating healthier til 22:30

18 - To fkui 3, wasted my afternoon playing my phone, finally mustered some will to study after ashar. My progress is rly slow today. Watched hilarious jessi interview with eric, heechul. Im telling u, i thought tiktok is the funniest internet content but i was wronggg. Seeing heechul flustered is hilarious. Tried to study again at night but only learned 1 disease hiks

19 - had no idea what i did before dzuhur lmao. went to racheel’s to surprise atikah. actually napped at her place lmaoo why do i feel so sleepy. gifted rj to atikah. we ate fried chicken master and pempek on a small green table and talked. its like korean movie lmao. we talked while im simultaneously listening to padi lol.

20 - woke up at 8, chicken porridge + muesli and low sugar vsoy for breakfast. arrived at clara’s @10am. to fkui 4. reviewed it. reviewed general physical exam. finished up to padi 7. tried bombo donut. studied osce. i felt sooo dumb in osce (and clara is already super smart). superrr motivated to learn after going back home (arrived at 7) but i ended up opening youtube and drinking protein lmaooo and its suddenly 9 pm

21 - matcha latte at starbucks dm. Studied osce. Obgyn coaching w the super kind dr ilham. Les padi. Read angel buddy and played with my phone til 12 pm

22 - to fkui. padi as usual. had low motivation, so i did the tryout that day close to the actual course.

23 - left home at 06:30 to study together in capitol. had breakfast in mcd first. thank god i ate rice + chicken and breakfast wrap cuzzzz. studied osce together w ara, ical, kelvyn, dio and kak ilonka til about 2 pm. WALKED to bk bcs my parents are there. apparently simply driving to capitol is too much for them. immediately ate muesli at 4 pm cause i didnt eat anything in capitol. did nothing else after that. did not pray maghrib together lmao somehow mom had mercy on me and let me sleep som more. mom bought sate padang but i didnt eat it. i cried in bed because as yoongi said, “this is the real you and this is the real me”. did not shower/wash my face at night bcs i felt like shit lmao rip my face (its a week before bukang photoshoot)

24 - i feel tired, lazy, and just wanted some sleep. like all that’s in me is drained. ate muesli with strawberry milk. tried fitmee beef. its better than i thought. because the noodle is chewy you spend more time to chew. also ate fried chicken and daun singkong. usually i cant wait to go to flavola but even at 12 pm i just feel like laying down. finally mustered the will to shower and go out. its raining a bit on the way. colddd. 

25 - to fkui 6, osce briefing, covid lecture (that was actually for ppds), padi

26 - spaghetti for brekkie, coaching neuro and ophthalmology, cicil osce

27 - cicil osce, the second to the last padi omg. the fastest padi ever

28 - obgyn osce practice at kak ilonka’s place (that nice kosan at forkabi) with ara, ren ness, kelvyn, dio with mannequins from og dept, tried meokja salemba that serves bulgogi rice. quite good. after arriving at home, studied neuro together with menno til about 20:45 an and i just dont have the energy lmaooo so i gave up and slept

29 - today is bukang photoshoot at bintaro. put base make up on the way. even put glue on my eyebrow. got eyebrow, eyeshadow and blush done by renata. took lots of photos. nebeng om coro afterwards to bxc to meet mom. we ate at genki sushi (renata ara kris mendel oca regan geordie eka). i missss road trips hua. did tryout fkui on the way back home. after shower and prayer proceeded to review TO with apa salahku. Last padi (havent done the questions beforehand so i sprinted it out while on the actual course). Muhasabah osce with kak widia afterwards lmao. Studied osce with clara

30 - studied osce with ara ren ness @ merra. I ate eatlah, moms muffin, kemplang, tango. I ate so welll. Its a productive sesh, neuro and infectious disease. At home i studied osce w clara til abt 22:15 ish. I feel like i miss my me time lmao its been 3 days. I can still go on w clara but i dont wanna get myself sick

31 - simul osce in the morning. Osce study with clara almira. Cicil osce alone. Played my phone at 10 pm even though i still have mental clarity post matcha latte -___-

[passivenovember]

tag game: 50 Q’s

I’m so sorry that you have to hear about me AGAIN like ugh will this bitch ever shut up! Thank you to my darling @coffeeandchemicals for tagging me, you are an angel and a scholar.

1. What color is your hairbrush? I’m a black girl so I use a purple wide toothed comb to detangle. It’s hecate’s gift to mankind <3

2. Name a food you’d never eat: I’m not picky but HAM AND BEANS. That’s a midwestern thing, i think, but I would rather keel over.

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? Too cold. I’m cold now and I’ll be cold later.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago: slaving over Halloween decorations.

5. What’s your favorite candy bar? I don’t really like candy!

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? No, and I don’t want to.

7. What is the last thing you said out loud? It was her cat, Salem. Well he’s not really a cat, he’s a goblin and masquerades as an animal.

8. What’s your favorite ice cream? Chocolate almond <3

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water yum yum 

10. Do you like your wallet? Could use more money, but. It’s a lovely plum color. I carry my travel sewing kit inside the coin pocket

11. What was the last thing you ate? I had a cookie, which is kind of unheard of for me

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? Yes! I got a pair of Halloween pajamas and they’re fucking EVERYTHING

13. What’s the last sporting event you watched? My partner is watching the NBA finals, so. I watched the Miami heat game against my will.

14. What’s your favorite flavor of popcorn? Cheese. I am cheesy, so it works out

15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? My friend Mady. Love her

16. Ever been camping? Yeah, fuckin’ love it. About to disappear into the woods and y’all will never hear from me again!

17. Do you take vitamins? Yup. B6, B12, Iron supplements for the anemia. Also a women’s multivitamin because breast cancer runs in my family.

18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? Fuck organized religion. I do practice witchcraft, however.

19. Do you have a tan? I am tan :P

20. Do you prefer Chinese or pizza? Pizza omg

21. Do you drink your soda through a straw? yup, I’m a lil fairy boy.

22. What color socks do you usually wear? Halloween socks. I have a trillion pairs. Told you I was corny.

23. Do you ever drive over the speed limit? No, I’m a loser and an extremely cautious driver. It’s kind of a problem.

24. What terrifies you? Relying on people too much.

25. Look to your left, what do you see? My jewelry box. It was a present from my parents for Kwanzaa. It has bats on it <3

26. What core do you hate most? Grocery shopping, it gives me so much anxiety. I will do ANYTHING to get out of entering a supermarket and that includes blowing the driver of Amazon fresh if it comes to that.

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? The dentist from Finding Nemo.

28. What’s your favorite soda? Sprite if I’m mad, Root beer if I’m bad

29. Do you go in a fast food place or hit the drive thru? Wait, people go inside? I thought that was a joke.

30. What’s your favorite number? Number 8

31. Who’s the last person you talked to? My partner.

32. Favorite cut of beef? I don’t like red meat really. Whatever burgers are made from?

33. Last song you listened to? The monster mash 

34. Last book you read? Credible Witness, it’s a book of paranormal police stories. I’ve read 46 books this year!

35. Favorite day of the week? Tuesday because I have a day off.

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? I’m dyslexic, I can barely say it the regular way, wym?

37. How do you like your coffee? I’m more of a tea person. Rice milk and peppermint with a dash of rosemary.

38. Favorite pair of shoes? I have so many shoes. Maybe my demonia bat creepers or platform boots? Who knows.

39. Time you normally get up? 5 in the morning.

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? Sunset. Gorgeous.

41. How many blankets on your bed? Three. I like my room cold.

42. Describe your kitchen plates? Halloween plates (are you noticing a theme?) and these beautiful ceramic things my grandad got in Korea in the 80s.

43. Describe your kitchen at the moment? All my decorations are Halloween themed all year round. Clean--I like a clean kitchen. Can’t function in a messy space.

44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? Moscow mule with extra lime.

45. Do you play cars? No but I read tarot!

46. What color is your car? Silver. 

47. Can you change a tire? yes, my grandad made sure I could do things on my own before I moved out.

48. Your favorite country? Scotland. I miss living there so much.

49. Favorite job you’ve had? Working at the Omaha zoo. Our zoo is the best in the world, and I got to spend hours outside working with kids. Teaching about conservation and animals. I miss it--I was supposed to head a new wildlife in theatre branch but then I got laid off because of covid. I miss my job so much, im boutta cry thinking about it now.

50. I tag: @liglitterbug @shewritesdirty this is long as hell so don’t feel obligated!

#im boring #thanks for reading tho

[apatheticanvas67482]

50 Questions Tag

thank you for the tag @mischiefandi sorry it took me so long to respond but this looks like fun ❤️

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? black, but I've also got a multicoloured bristle one for fun somewhere

2. name a food you never eat: im allergic to pineapple and kiwi

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold, brrrr

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? trying to find my psychology teacher to hand in an essay assignment :/

5. what's your favourite candy bar? snickersssss

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? yup yup I love going to see rugby, such great atmospheres

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? does anyone actually understand what's going on in chemistry at the moment (the answer was no)

8. what is your favourite ice-cream? mint cuz I'm weird but pistachio is my second, such a good shout

9. what is the last thing you had to drink? strawberry squash

10. do you liek your wallet? yes love it, it's pastel-y blue and got a little dog on it, lots of pockets

11. what is the last think you ate? bacon pizza

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? nope currently riding the broke-mobile

13. what's the last sporting event you watched? Everton Vs Liverpool, draw

14. what's your favourite flavour popcorn? sweet and salty all the way

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? school friend who isn't in today

16. ever go camping? used to go every summer with my parents and best friend til covid broke the tradition

17. do you take vitamins? yup yup yup

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? nope

19. do you have a tan? nope I'm as white as they come, burn burn burn, sad

20. do you prefer chinese or pizza? chinese whenever I can

21. do you drink soda through a straw? only from mcdonalds

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? grey

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? y

24. what terrifies you? honestly not much, I panic all the time but retrospectively I'm like lol why did I care.

25. look to your left, what do you see? entrance hall of school, my coat

26. what chore do you hate the most? ironing

27. what do you think of when you here an australian accent? that episode of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown with adam hills and jon does impressions

28. what's your favourite soda? dr pepper

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru

30. what's your favourite number? 4

31. last person you talked to? my bestie

32. favourite cut of beef? I don't really eat beef much

33. last song you listened to? I wanna be yours - arctic monkeys

34. last book you read? traces by patricia wiltshire

35. favourite day of the week? friday bc I only have to do 1hr of psychology and then I have the rest of the day for free study

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? ... I have now done it once in my life

37. how do you liek your coffee? If I'm being fussy I have one sugar, one spoon of hot chocolate, and two spoons of coffee, with abt an inch of milk

38. favourite pair of shoes? my black platform ankle boots :) they're pretty trashed by now

39. time you normally get up? 6am kmn

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? sunset is such a vibe

41. how many blankets on your bed? one duvet and one massive fluffy blanket

42. describe your kitchen plates? white with a dark blue rim

43. describe your kitchen at the moment? uh pretty spacious square but kind of a mess and its sort of a dining room too because we don't use our actual dining room

44. do you have a favourite alcoholic drink? peach snaps and pink lemonade

45. do you play cards? yeh with my mom and her side of the family if we visit - demons run is fun

46. what color is your car? blue

47. can you change a tire? In theory, never had to tho

48. favourite state? not american so no clue

49. favourite job you've had? I volunteered at a cat sanctuary which was fun

50. tagging: @usercasss @nyamafriend @snowfea @aka-its-called-whiskey idk

[ecoutez-moi]

part 5 - gratefulness in our lives

DAY  27  - MONDAY - March 15

Adreanna C.

Of course! I am grateful for:

1. God & His many blessings

2. Family

3. Friends

4. Great health

5. Being in my right mind

6. Remaining financially stable during these hard times

7. Having a roof over my head

8. Having so much love & support surrounded around me

9. The mistakes I’ve made & continue to make every now & then because I only learn from them

10. LIFE

DAY 28 TUESDAY- March 16

Sophia C.

10 things I’m grateful for

1. A steady job that allows me to have a income to not only purchase what I need but also little wants that bring me joy.

2. A group of work friends who takes me as I am. They listen to my Debbie downer complaining when I feel burnt out and take in my over-the-top extra-ness when I feel motivated without making me feel bad about being either way.

3. A healthy and relatively smooth first pregnancy with only annoying but not-too-scary symptoms or complications.

4. Being able to spend time with my family and have them feed me/talk to me while transitioning to a new place.

5. Having the financial means to get a bigger place.

6. Having support from my partner during an isolating time.

7. Having different types of friends and relationships to lean on in different aspects of my life- an empathetic brother and an aggressive sister to stand up for me in the stuff that I’m too meek in.

8. The recovery of my family after health scares.

9. A body that allows me to live and enjoy life.

10. The experiences and relationships that brought me to where I am today and continue to help me grow as a person.

Rachel C.

Rachel’s Gratitude List

   •    A safe place to live

   •    A caring partner in life

   •    My health

   •    The ability to find the positive in a situation rather than getting stuck in the negative.

   •    Access to clean water to drink

   •    A way to make a living in the midst of this pandemic.

   •    Food 😊

DAY 29 WEDNESDAY - March 17

Didi

Today I’m grateful to wake u p  and still can see a beautiful view of the sky. A fresh smell in  the morning. A good breakfast which tastes so amazing even if it ‘s just a scrambled egg. A peace of mind I had because I wake up to live like there’s no tomorrow. Love and Bless <3 

Maritza

I’m grateful for everything

Happiness friends and love Nd  music

DAY 30 Thursday  - March 18

Kristin D. 

I am grateful for:

1. Loving parents and family

2. Friends

3. Health

4. Safe shelter

5. Food provision

6. Current employment

7. The opportunity to sit still (this is spiritual)

8. New bible study

9. Mentoring program

10. Lessons that I will learn from the last 2 difficult weeks

Ivy F.

1. Yoga

2. Breathing

3. Fresh foods

4. My parents

5. Support of friends

6. Hope for change

7. Rain & sunshine

8. Simply feeling - allowing myself to get more comfortable with openly feeling my emotions

9. A laugh that hurts so good

10. A bright smile

Justus W.

Grateful for strength and wisdom in my marriage!

Grateful for the trials I’ve been through that added clarity to my thinking

Grateful that my mother and brothers are taken care of

Grateful for the gifts God had given me to use.

Grateful that every time anyone negative or crazy is in my life God always exposes them.

Grateful that in my years of cross country driving nothing terrible has ever happened.  

Grateful that God must have a lot of patience with me 😂

Grateful to have a home and safe place.

Grateful that since I turned 18 God has provided for every bill. Never missed a payment on anything

Grateful that I know God. And that if anything on this list ever changed I could still stand on the Word and have faith!

DAY 31 March 19 FRIDAY

Klisha T. 

Hmmmmmm 10 things

About to get the kids to bed but theres so many things lol

For health, for my kids, for healing for Mya, for my husband, for salvation, for God's grace

For our best friends Myo and Natalie

Literally for a place to live

Running water

Food

Is that 10? Lol

DAY 32 March 20 SATURDAY

Vlad S.

My wife

My family

My friends

My dogs

My creativity

Nature

Good food

My neighborhood

Biking

My youth

Kevin M. 

I am grateful for my health - I am

Obviously getting older but I feel like I am healthier than when I was younger. I am feeling the healthiest and most grounded I have felt in a long time.

I am grateful for some space in my life.

I am grateful for the deep, connected friendships I have cultivated over the years. I feel as we all get older these friendships are going to be what sustains me.

I am grateful to be inspired everyday by what people are creating in this world.

I am grateful I get to work at something that interests me.

I am grateful that most days I wake up and can put my energy towards things that excite me.

I am grateful for my mom, dad and my sisters and the family I was born into.

I am grateful I am still very close to my mom and sisters.

I am grateful that I get to live in NYC and that the city still excites and inspires me.

I am grateful for Al-Anon.

I am grateful to be free of any substance addictions in my life.

I am grateful for the natural talents, skills, gifts that I have been given by God and that I can use those everyday to what I do or in service of others.

I am grateful that I have been blessed with the resources that I need to live a comfortable life.

I am grateful that it’s easy for me to see the good in people.

I am grateful that I have a curious mind.

I am grateful that I feel my feelings deeply.

I am grateful that I am nor afraid to cry in front of people.

I am grateful that I always want to be better.

I am grateful for my three children and that they have such big, bold and expressive personalities.

I am grateful for the many years I have had in partnership with Leslie and all the incredible adventures we have had.

I am grateful for the other romantic relationships I have had in my life and the wisdom they have given me.

I am grateful for the times life teaches me how to let go.

I am grateful that alcoholism in my family has given me the opportunity to form a deeper connection to my spirituality.

I am grateful that I have so many things I am grateful for!!!

DAY 33 March 21 SUNDAY

I missed today :( 

DAY 34  March 22 MONDAY

David H.

1. Everyone in My family is healthy

2. Thru this last year where our family members could not meet , my cousins have announced engagements and pregnancies so our family is growing

3. Work is good , the word is getting out that I’m not bad at this

4. In a world where ppl have a difficult time

This year, my business has thrived

5. My perspective on life is more keen

6. I have the capability to low you now as a passerby than I did years ago when I was closer

7. God was always with me. But I only see him now

8. From our last conversation you’re in better place now and I’m thankful for that

IM so happy for you. I couldn’t genuinely say that years ago

9. Perspective

10. Christina, you’re a bigger part of my life than you know.  I’D kill for you

DAY 35 MARCH 23 TUESDAY

Chrissy K.

My ten.. I’m grateful..

- even though my sanity and energy is tested everyday- I’m grateful for this extra time I’m having with the kids, to watch them grow in small ways everyday

- most of family and friends have been healthy (or able to recover), safe, financially stable during the pandemic

- being able to ride out half of the pandemic in San Diego, meaning more space, more things for the kids to do ie, zoo, beaches, closer to cousin

-having access to some beautiful outdoors

- great weather so we weren’t cooped up inside all year

- super humbling and challenging living with the in-laws.. but grateful charlie and Benny are able to bond with them

- the timing of things.. bro was out in ny right before pandemic hit so was able to help At the store, in-laws decided to go to Korea for extended time so it allowed us to have time alone in sd, my maternity leave rolled right into quarantine

- food

-korean dramas 😂 keeping it real- turned into korean lady putting on kdrama while I do dishes and cook

- finally able to drink again.. pass that glass of wine or beer

DAY 36 MARCH 24 WEDNESDAY

Shav G. 

1. my health

2. my sleep schedule

3. my ever supportive family

4. my friends i get to jam with every day

5. my studio being close by

6. the city that inspires me every day

7. my recent boom in love interests 🤣

8. my view

9. my doormen they’re my bff’s

10. my drive to do better

Anne C.

[11:17 PM, 3/24/2021] Anne C: this is amazing - love that you're creating and holding space for something positive.

[11:17 PM, 3/24/2021] Anne C: life has been very tough - giving me a beating with what its throwing at me.

[11:18 PM, 3/24/2021] Anne C: so I'll like to say i'm grateful for strength

DAY 37 MARCH 25 THURSDAY

Marion G.

What a great idea! I would love to!

1. My family

2. Good health

3. Great friends (you included!)

4. Coffee in the morning

5. A good night's sleep (when I get one)

6. The time I've been able to spend with my kids this past year.

7. Peace of mind

8. Having a job during these difficult times

9. Wine

10. Music

What a great exercise to do first thing in the morning! Miss you!! ❤

Bonnie Y.

DAY 38  MARCH 26 FRIDAY

Sina W.

1. My parents. They’ve really been there for me through the challenges of covid & especially through the break up. Paying for therapy & spending a lot of time with me watching shows and just crying was very needed.

2. Ty. I would say “my friends” but I haven’t seen my friends like that. I spend every day with Ty lol. He is my friend soulmate and I hope everyone finds a friend like him. He walked me to my apartment every night when I was being harassed by my ex, let me crash with him, fed me, and above all has made incredible sacrifices to be a part of this music journey with me and I can’t thank him enough.

3. Nature. I’ve spent a lot of time connecting with nature, reading about nature, and sitting in nature. It’s been very meditative and helped me keep a level head.

4. Music. Just grateful to do what I love & be able to take everything I’m feeling and turn it into something tangible and productive. It has been my saving grace through quarantine and I don’t know what I’d be doing if I didn’t have it.

5. Edibles lol. Between October and February my anxiety was through the roof. I’ve been through a lot of shit recently and thank god there’s been something to take the edge of sometimes.

6. Books. I’ve read 20 books since Christmas. I’ve been really excited about learning recently. Everything from meditation to the ice age to gentrification. It’s given me a lot of perspective and makes me really happy.

7. My sister. We recently started getting a lot closer and I always hoped that would happen.

8. My DOG. He makes me so happy. Like pure joy. I love him so much.

9. The sun. Not very common in Portland but every week we may get a sunny day and every time it happens it’s a reminder that this will be over soon. When the world was open, the clouds didn’t bug me so much. But now I look forward to the sun like no other.  

10. BLAZER GAMES. Omg. I have not missed a game this season. It gives me something to look forward to & they are so fun to watch.

Anna B.

1. My health

2. Friends

3. Intuition

4. Abundance

5. Setting boundaries

6. Mindfulness

7. Family

8. Frank

9. Creativity

10. Feeling safe

DAY  39 MARCH 27  SATURDAY

Jon R.

10 things I’m grateful for.

1. Friendship with genuine connection

2. Like minded individuals/creatives

3. My family (we’ve been dysfunctional for years but a new leaf has turned over and we’re all making a strong effort to be a better unit)

4. My litter brother finally making the choice to better his life and get off the streets

5. God!

6. My girlfriend

7. You. (we can go months without talking but we always pick up where we left off. Since day 1 you’ve been an honest friend who’s opinion I value and I love you dearly)

8. Fashion

9. Music

10. Good health

DAY 40 MARCH 28 SUNDAY

Allie G.

Hey Christina!!! Hope you are doing swell(: hmmm 10 things?

My friends

My house

The weather today 🔆

Healthy body

Healthy mind

Avocados

Live music

Laughter

The ocean

And YOU for allowing me to sit and think about that

DAY  41 MARCH 29 MONDAY

Ray T.

I’m grateful for the almost 25 years of friendship with Christina Chow Mein

Ann K.

Hi Christina,

I hope you’re doing well!

Today I am thankful for:

1. the Hubs (today is our anni)

2. having all our needs met everyday

3. healthy kids

4. getting to and from work safely

5. growing garden seedlings

6. COVID vaccine

7. teachers

8. consistently having work to do

9. longer hours of daylight

10. friends that remind me of God’s goodness

#grateful #lent #lent2021 #love #blessings #God's grace

[grittyera]

50 questions

Tagged by : @frostythegoalman thank you!!

okay lets try this again *fingers crossed*

1. What is the color of your hair brush? white

2. Name a food you never eat? seafood

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? trying to post this for the second time

5. Whats your favorite candy bar? twix

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Yea i’ve been to a few phillies games (we went to the 19 inning game and yes we stayed for all 19 innings), 1 eagles game that i dont really remember, and 1 phantoms game when they used played in philly

7. What was the last thing you said out loud? “what’s wide dog” 

8. What is your favorite ice cream? strawberry cheesecake which is funny because im kind of allergic to strawberries

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? wooder

10. Do you like your wallet? sure it does the job

11. What was the last thing you ate? one of those e.l.fudge cookies

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? yes i bought a sweater and a cardigan from H&M

13. What was the last sporting event you watched? god i think it was the flyers last game lol

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? caramel

15. Who was the last person you sent a text to? my brother telling him we were outside to pick him up

16. Ever go camping? nope

17. Do you take your vitamins? yes but only if they taste like fruit snacks

18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? haven’t for a long time and don’t plan on going back

19. Do you have a tan? a little from the summer

20. Do you prefer Chinese or pizza? pizza

21. Do you drink soda through a straw? i dont drink soda 

22. What color socks do you usually wear? black

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? I dont drive

24. What terrifies you? bugs, never truly being loved, and mice/rats

25. Look to the left, what do you see? my phone

26. What chore do you hate doing the most? laundry it takes so long!!

27. What do you think when you hear an Australian accent? i dont know why but the koala brothers

28. What’s your favorite soda? I dont really drink soda but i love cherry vanilla pepsi

29. Do you go in fast food places or just hit the drive thru? drive thru

30. What is your favorite number? 14 and i kid you not it’s because of high school musical

31. Who’s the last person you talked to? my younger brother

32. Favorite cut of beef? filet mignon 

33. Last song you listened too? Running in the Night by FM-84, Ollie Wride

34. Last book you read? Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer

35. Favorite day of the week? Friday

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? yea

37. How do you like your coffee? iced with a little cream and sugar

38. Favorite pair of shoes? black vans

39. Time you normally get up? around 10:30

40. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset? sunset because of the colors

41. Describe your kitchen plates? they are white with a blue gingham and sunflower pattern around the rim

42. How many blankets on your bed? 1 comforter and 2 throw blankets but i only use 1 throw blanket

43. Describe your kitchen at the moment? it’s small, cluttered, with every cabinet broken

44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? those Arnold Palmer spiked iced tea drinks

45. Do you play cards? just Uno

46. What color is your car? I dont drive

47. Can you change a tire? again i dont drive

48. Favorite state? PA not to be biased but it is the best state

49. Favorite job you’ve ever had? i only technically had one job where i developed and scanned film photos, but i liked it a lot. it was in my favorite part of the city close to a nice coffee shop and my coworkers were mostly my age and really nice. but then covid came and i got laid off :/

50. Tagging: @segwins @rat-crimes @claudegirroux (sorry if you’ve been tagged already)

#about me #tag game #long post #please post i cant do this again im not strong enough #i was gonna put this under a read more but i think it was messing this up so sorry for the long post guys

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An Annotated List of Men’s Tinder Profiles Part 10

I mean, why not? As always, the entries are loosely ranked from mildly confusing to “I’m so sorry to expose you to this but it must be done.”

1. Main hobby is Arm Wrestling.: This is an outstanding main hobby

2. Sucker for a long sleeve shirt with a turtleneck, tucked into jeans: What a hilariously specific look to be into

3. Looking for a back scratcher. Must have you know what they say, scratch a man’s back and he’ll purr like a walrus: Oh yes that saying we are all familiar with

4. Favourite meal: negative reinforcement: Delicious.

5. Just a Beast looking for his Belle: You better have an amazing library

6. Rainbow / Unicorns / Dragons / Cheesecake / Ice cream / Come play: what a wild list

7. Climbed the corporate ladder wayyy to fast. So the only way to go is down.. and I love going down: This is a very laboured double entendre

8. You don’t have to worry about my parents judging you because the past away: Oh boy I was not worried about that, but this is very sad information to include in a profile

9. I got ran over by a truck but lord knows I’m still gonna send it: This raises so many questions

10. Yes, I don’t smile in pictures but neither did Cary Grant: But you, my friend, are not Cary Grant

11. Well if I say something about myself I wont sound any different than all other guys who trying to impress you: Ah, but if you say nothing about yourself you also won’t impress me

12. Looking for a cheeky metal monkey to jump on the water bed with. Or a fiery dragon with whom to roam the earth. No metaphors.: Keep your interspecies desires to yourself, good sir

13. I am very woke, Ive channeled my dead grandfather and experienced astrial projection preferably a woke woman or one who wants to learn xox: What a very interesting definition of woke

14. Swipe right if you don’t think foot massages mean something: This guy must be really good at foot massages I guess

15. Shamanic…being?: Let me know when you figure it out

16. I enjoy being creative…particularly writing. I am currently writing a book called “The World Through a Spinozian Lens: A Rationalist’s Appeal to Emotion.” It is going to be the subject of my Doctoral thesis. I’ve also applied to CBU! I’m going for an undergrad in philosophy and being in the fall.: Maybe this hits too close to home because a dude who claims to be writing his dissertation before he’s started his undergrad is a bigtime nope from me, dawg

17. Person who texts second will pay the bill: PSA: quibbling about who pays for dinner before you’ve even exchanged a message with someone is not a good look

18. 5’9 underweight.. Don’t smoke, don’t drink. Probably be dead ina few years.: There has to be some information missing here

19. Picture above isn’t me, for personal reasons I’m not at liberty to share one: This is a fancy way to say “I’m married”

20. In open relationship or break up looking for friends and see how things go: These are two very different situations though…

21. If you don’t chew Big Red then Fuck you: This one makes me laugh so much

22. Gotta have some nice jordans, nice chain and a nice car…im only missing you: Good to know I’m on par with your very favourite consumer goods

23. My dog told me to put put what snacks we have. He later told me that’s a secret he’d rather keep that a secret between us: This is meant to be cute but comes across a bit unhinged, right?

24. So let’s be honest here, you’re not special and I’m not special either. I mean, fuck, we ended up on tinder…We’re lame, so welcome to lame town.: I almost want to give this guy a hug, but I definitely don’t want to date him

25. I’m literally just here to talk shit I’m too cute for tinder: This can’t possibly be true

26. I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I’m ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and im just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate: The problem with these sorts of “joke” profiles is that they are almost certainly truthful

27. Did you know that Ted Bundy’s first dog a collie was named Lassie?: Ah yes, serial killer facts: the number one way to make women feel safe

28. They say women are not able to pair bond after being banged out by a few partners: This is very ill-conceived strategy for getting women to sleep with you

29. Oh..and I’m not about the whole covid crap either. Never did believe it and never will: You don’t have to believe in it; it believes in you

30. Looking for somebody to go down on me on command. Will return the favour if you’re tidy.: An offer literally everyone can refuse.

#tinder