#when i finish my current supernatural fic (but not my other five-ish fics I'm not that productive)

[captainjunglegym]

20 questions for fic writers

I was tagged by the big man himself @bigassbowlingballhead

How many works do you have on ao3?

Fifteen wonderful fanfictional works of art (i used to have more for other fandoms but they were culled during the great move to this fandom haha)

What's your total ao3 word count?

102,099 if you can believe. all since the end of january.

What fandoms do you write for?

currently rwrb and rwrb rpf but I've been doing some research into another fandom that i wanna write in soon! watch this space *eyes*

Top five fics by kudos:

No.1 (Royal Red and Blue) Oil on Canvas

Henry Fox is Alive

If You're Not Made For Me (Why Did We Fall in Love?)

Said I'm Sorry But I'm Not To Blame

Drinking light chardonnays and eating tiny finger foods

Do you respond to comments?

uhhhhh yikes. I have adhd i'll blame that. I'm sorry. i dont tend to on my long fics but on my shorter smuts i might if i remember. im sorry. just know that i read every single comment!!!!!! and appreciate them

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I've written some angsty shit, but i think my fic Someone Loved Me But Not Today. It's an open ended fic where Alex and Henry are exes who reconnect at the funeral of Henry's twin brother George.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All my fics bar the above have a happy(ish) ending.

But probably Henry Fox is Alive because it's so healing to both Alex and Henry.

No.1 is a close second. All my smut has a happy ending ifyaknowwhatimean *wink wonk*

Do you get hate on fics?

Hate is a strong word. I've had some slightly nasty comments about characterisation that hurt my feelings lol, but nothing that is intentionally nasty to me or about my writing. Just choices I've made. But it's whatevs innit.

Do you write smut?

Of course!

Craziest crossover:

no crossovers as of yet. I can imagine writting 911/911ls crossovers if that even counts. Maybe alex and henry can get into an accident in either austin or LA and have my fire boys and gyals come rescue them

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Ha! who'd bother

Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope but if ya want to then sure.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

nope. i'm too shy i'd be all embarrassed haha

All time favorite ship?

oh i've been in fandom for like 13 years now i've got a lot of ships that changed me. Lets say firstprince at the moment though bc it's brought me some wonderful friends

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i usually finish my wips actually. but my 1850s australian prison au is on the back burner bc i have others i find easier writing haha

What are your writing strengths?

people always say dialogue

What are your writing weaknesses?

editing and streamlining. maybe pacing.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

yes love it, but i wouldnt do it bc i only speak english and i dont want to look dumb in front of my international friends. like lots of my blorbos are multilingual!!!!

First fandom you wrote in?

oof. idk. Maybe supernatural as my first posted fic? I wrote a lot of fic for bands that were popular when i was young but they shall not be named and never saw the light of day

Favorite fic you've written?

uhh actually it's probably Henry Fox is Alive. Love that fic and it was my first firstprince fic. Special place in my heart!

Also Drinking light chardonnays and eating tiny finger foods is a fave bc it got a lot of traction for being a piss fic hahahaha

No pressure tags for just a few peeps: @anincompletelist @agostobuwan @nocoastposts @wordsofhoneydew whoever wants to!

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

who would win in a fight: Loki or Perry :3

but now that the series has come out, I think I have to rectify my response.

I think it would depend on why they're fighting. I think Loki probably could win if he tried hard enough. If Perry really gave him a reason for it, he could squash the little dude like a bug. He is magic, after all. But at the same time, Perry is really good at not getting dead. He wouldn't necessarily be good with the offense -- he can't just hit Loki in the face a few times until he presses a button and puts a stop to their fight like he does with Doof -- but I think with his speed, size, and quick thinking, he'd be good at staying out of the way. That could end one of three ways.

1) Loki beats him anyway; it just takes a while

2) Loki decides it's not worth the effort and he has more important things to do; they both go their separate ways

3) It's an OWCA-sponsored fight. They probably saw Loki doing something he shouldn't and sent their best agent to stop him. Neither Perry nor Loki has any stake in this fight, and tbh, they're both pretty interested in their foe. It's pretty clear that Loki does like to hear himself talk, even if he disagrees, so while it's not quite like fighting Doof, there's a lot of information being exchanged while they fight. Loki personally has no quarrel with the blue/gree beaver-duck, so he'd want to know why said beaver-duck has one with him. Somehow OWCA would be brought up -- not in as many words; Loki does have to base this all off body language -- and he decides he's interested in this secret organization. That could either end with Loki overtaking or destroying all of OWCA, or he could take a look around and they part amicably. (Even if he was legally an animal and he was offered a position, I don't think there's even a slim chance he'd join. OWCA exists purely to stop the chaos that Loki loves to inflict. He only joined the TVA because they threatened his life; OWCA has no such power, nor do they have a charming agent who would take a special interest in him.)

#look i have an ask #This ask is literally so old and I've had a half-finished answer in my drafts for ages because I never finished my answer #but after watching the first two episodes of loki i gotta change my answer anyway #minor spoilers for loki episode one (just mobius's awesomeness tbh) #loki #phineas and ferb #also this is really weird after spending so much time thinking about the loki/phineas and ferb crossover i wanna write #when i finish my current supernatural fic (but not my other five-ish fics I'm not that productive) #because i don't really know what's gonna be going on between loki and perry yet #(probably just owca-sponsored surveillance and mutual distrust) #but they're definitely *not* gonna fight like this #pnf #perry the platypus