I can’t stop thinking about all the things Ezra doesn’t know about. Like obviously he doesn’t know about Jacen and we’re all looking forward to that but he also doesn’t know they won. He doesn’t know about the Death Star or Alderaan. He doesn’t know that Lando Calrissian of all people became a general and a war hero. He doesn’t know that Obi-Wan and Yoda are dead. He doesn’t know that Luke is training a new generation of Jedi. He doesn’t know what happened to Mandalore and Sabine’s family. HE HASN’T SEEN LOTHAL
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We've all heard of "Barry Bluejeans was the roadrunner to Kravitz's Wile E Coyote for like ten years post-Stolen Century pre-Gerblins" (impeccable concept, always hilarious) but consider:
Kravitz has attempted to reap Merle-Fuckin-Highchurch at least 4d6 times since he first appeared on this plane. Through a series of miscommunications, lucky rolls, slapstick shenanigans, and the occasional bout of divine intervention, he has never once succeeded.
Merle is totally oblivious to both his alleged crimes and Kravitz's increasingly desperate attempts to charge him for them.
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for the drawing prompt: ann and ryuji, 59!!
59. One giving a piggyback ride to the other
Things went a little south for the backup team!
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i already have too many things to do tomorrow but there are 29 of my bestfriend aftonsparv currently available at my local ikea and if i dont go there immediately im afraid ill never feel joy again
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Tony: Peter! I know about the injury you hid from me!
Peter: Really, Mr Stark, it's not a big deal! The bullet only hit a kidney! I have a spare one anyways!
Tony: WHAT!? YOU GOT SHOT!?
Peter: ...you didn't know about that?
Tony: No! I know about the other injury!
Peter: Well it wasn't that bad! I was only concussed for 5 hours! And I only threw up 12 times!
Tony: WHAT!?
Peter: Oh, did you mean the one from 2 weeks ago when I was impaled by a Satelite dish on Neds House?
Tony: WHAT!? NO!
Peter: Oh, then you must know about the time my leg got mangled because I found out bullet proof glass isn't swing proof
Tony: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Peter: Well if you werent talking about them, then what were you talking about?
Tony: LAST TUESDAY! WHEN YOU GOT STABBED! AND STITCHED IT UP YOURSELF!
Peter: THAT WASNT EVEN THAT BAD COMPARED TO 3 WEEKS AGO! I ONLY LOST 1 LITRE OF BLOOD! 3 WEEKS AGO I LOST 5!
Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?
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Mattheo is a filthy fucking liar he's not a player he's slept with max three people he's a fucking nerd in all honesty he studies when he's not smoking sometimes he double tasks and does both but fr he's not a bad boy hes a kid with a nicotine addiction and some severe daddy issues
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happy anniversary to aemond’s sapphire eye reveal, the knife twirl, him being completely unhinged while soaked in the rain in his long black coat, with leather gloves, his pretty curls, yelling in high valyrian, smiling, laughing, and just having the best time of his life while he chased luke, and of course him going through every single emotion in the span of about four minutes
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Give me Eddie and Steve who get together between season 1 & 2 (Nancy doesn’t get back together with Steve so Steve has plenty of time for ✨self discovery✨) and when Max arrives she sees them constantly fight/bicker/bitch each other around and she’s like “wow your adult lame friends really hate each other” meanwhile the rest of the party groans/rolls their eyes because they recognize the signs and having older friends is cool until they disappear to make out and you can’t leave because they’re your ride home.
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