[January]: Jez, will you accept these roses?
[Jez]: Of course, of course! I’m so thrilled to have made it so far…
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[Penelope]: So, what’s the last challenge? Dates, like they tend to be?
[Marisa]: I think so, yeah…
[Penelope]: Well, if you let me, I’ll make it a date you’ll remember…
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[Saturday]: Alright, alright, talking about something else. You know, I just noticed that your hair--
[January]: You just noticed? You JUST NOTICED??
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[Saturday]: --and I wish people would stop pointing it out. It’s a habit, okay? I’m standing idle, and I grab my wand because it’s something to do. It’s the same as reaching for your phone, but more likely to work in the middle of nowhere. Who cares?
[January]: …
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[Saturday]: [sighs] Let me guess. I managed to kill any and all attraction to me you had today.
[January]: Look, Saturday--
[Saturday]: January, it’s… it’s fine. I get it. I messed up the last chance I had with you, and that’s on me. If I were you, I’d be eliminating me, too. Plus… maybe it isn’t the right time for me to be competing in something like this. Too much else on my mind.
[January]: Look, I’m… I’m sorry it had to end up like this. I felt a connection with you, I really did, I just… I’m not sure it’s a romantic one.
[Saturday]: I get it. It’s fine.
[January]: Can we at least stay friends?
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[Beatrice]: ...I like your glasses.
[Marisa]: I like your glasses, too…!
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[January]: ...because you’re the spark I need to start a fire.
[Saturday]: January?
[January]: Yes~?
[Saturday]: What the hell does that mean?
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[Marisa]: W-What I mean is… *ahem* you try really hard. Really hard. And I can tell your heart’s in it…
[Penelope]: Ha, well, I’m glad I’m getting the message across…
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[January]: Yeah, yeah, sure. Anyway... we’ve got newbies this time around, don’t we?
[Angelo]: Yeah! I’ve never been up for elimination before.
[Beatrice]: Same with me...
[January]: Well, congrats on making it this far without losing a challenge! So, I’ll recap for everybody, but mostly for you two. We started out doing the Ashlyn Rosenberg thing--
[Marisa]: But it didn’t go well for me...
[January]: Yeah. So, now we send y’all back to your houses, and we come see you individually. It’s like the Ashlyn Rosenberg thing, but one-on-one. So, Angelo, Saturday - when I come to you, I’ll stick around for two hours, and you’ll... make the best of it. Same with you two, Marisa’s contestants, except it’ll be Marisa, not me. Cool?
[Angelo, Saturday, Beatrice, Penelope]: Cool.
[Marisa]: ...you know my contestants’ names, right?
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[Beatrice]: I… Marisa…
[Marisa]: ...come here.
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[Marisa]: Beatrice… I-I’m sorry I have to eliminate you now…
[Beatrice]: …[sighs] Marisa, I know I haven’t been the best contestant these days. Or… the most pleasant person to be around in general. So I can’t blame you. And I can’t expect you to… put the whole BC on hold for my sake or anything, either.
[Marisa]: N-No, it’s… it’s not your fault, Beatrice. It’s not your fault.
[Beatrice]: It’s not yours, either. It’s… the timing’s not right.
[Marisa]: ...I’m sorry, Beatrice. I’m so sorry.
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[Zeinaba]: Right now, this is just a normal elimination, the same as it’s always been. Each of our bachelorets will decide who shall stay… and who shall go. But after tonight, everything changes. After these decisions, all that remains… will be the final two-times-two.
[Ella]: [claps]
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[chop, chop]
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[Zeinaba]: Wait! I had a line!
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Later…
[Penelope]: Aren’t you immune?
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[Saturday]: Aren’t you immune?
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[Beatrice]: ...Hey, Marisa?
[Marisa]: Yeah?
[Beatrice]: Catch. [blows a kiss]
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[Marisa]: ...Ehehehe… ahahaha!!
[Beatrice]: ...That, um… that wasn’t supposed to be… oh, whatever.
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