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solarkarii · 10 months

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#ranboo : I'm a girl that likes to get gussied out every once in a while

#ranboo #ranboolive #jazzpunk #WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

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clownpalette · 9 months

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draw them giving birth

He saw it 😔 they not very happy about that

I didn't expect THIS so soon?! You guys are crazy fr fr

#no #pls help #what #what the fuck #not giving birth #whats wrong with you #im not doing that #shitpost #The Missing King #Taiyō

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edelgarfield · 5 months

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astarion about raphael: that guy sucks, he reminds me of cazador, he'll only play a game he knows he can win

astarion the moment he needs something outside of his means: you know who i should ask for help? raphael.

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #im going through various scenes for a fic and im just like #you absolute clown #whats wrong with you

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 13 days

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you ever click on an article quoted in a tumblr post because you wanna verify that it says what it purports to say, and while reading the article, youre like okay, its odd for an article published in 2023 to be relying on a 2016 stat that is surveyed by a government body annually so you click on the link to that and instead of taking you to the 2016 survey, it links to a dissertation written in 2022, but okay whatever its probably quoted in this dissertation, so you ctrl F and type in the stat to make sure and okay it does so you scroll down to the references so you can just copy and paste the survey reference into google scholar, but the survey isnt in the references, so you scroll back up and read the paragraph the stat was quoted in to see that this dissertation is quoting the stat from a different paper that quotes it, so you take note of that paper and scroll back down and okay theres two references that match this, so back up you scroll and its not made clear in the paragraph which of the two theyre quoting, and oh my god do i have to read 15 pages of this dissertation to be able to figure out which quotes the stat from the survey, 15 pages, mind you, of the dissertation that an article - that i was originally reading to verify a tumblr post - sources for a stat taken from a government survey rather than the survey itself.

#kai rambles #i feel like a small business of ferrets are clawing crop circles into the periosteal layer of my fucking dura mater #god i wish i was fucking ignorant #what bliss it would be #to not feel the need to fact check a tumnlr post #im going insane #this article is quoting a fucking tertiary source - AT BEST - for a statistic measured by a fucking governmental body #why the fuck are you sourcing it from a dissertation that doesnt even directly quote it #whats wrong with you #how did you come across it in the first place #did you read the dissertation recently and when you came to write this article you were like oh i remember reading this specific stat #in a dissertation over 100 pages long

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honeyvoo · 5 months

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it would be wonderful if you had a little sense as respectful human beings and asked before sending your ugly cocks and nudes to my dms! 😊

#I should close my dms #whats wrong with you

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leyava · 21 days

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im gonna be petty i dont care anymore how are you A GROWN ADULT. 23 YEARS OLD TELLING PEOPLE TO DIE BECAUSE THEY LIKE A CERTAIN SHIP???

(yes, this is directed to a certain blog.)

ive seen this motherfucker on multiple zutara posts and its making them look more and more like a loser.

im not even pissed off im just annoyed at this point, there could be a minor posting about how much they love zuko and katara and then you with your peanut brain just decides to tell that child to jump off a cliff. please get therapy if this is how you choose to spend your days??😭

“erm! so close! katara is actually married to aang and-“ -🤓☝️

shut the fuck up your yapping is the kind of yapping that shouldn’t exist

#zutara forever #what the fuck #whats wrong with you #seek help #get therapy #youll be okay #feeling petty #lol okay

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honeylemony · 2 months

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Post: lesbian erotica, for lesbians, says men do not interact, says specifically for lesbians

Replies: FTM here, what if I was involved 😜

#WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAN #WHY ARE YOU HEREEEE #this post is fir LESBIANS #for NONMEN #WHATS WRONG WITH YOU #YOU ARE THE MEN IN THE “MEN DO NOT INTERACT!''#YOU ARE LITERALLY IDENTIFYING YOURSELF AS A MAN AND SAYING YOU CAN BE INVOLVED IN LESBIANISM #anti bi lesbian #anti pan lesbian

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transparentladyturtle · 6 months

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Everytime you think everything's going good and Ferrari couldn't mess up any more, it does. It fucking does.

My dude here has been ripping his heart and soul out for the team, and look at them fucking him up.

Charles babe I'm so sorry, but Ferrari is not going to get you a championship any time now. Hell, even a podium finish seems too far. Time to call Horner or Toto man. I don't know how many 'it's like this' and 'keep pushing' you've got left mate.

#formula one #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #what the fuck ferrari #whats wrong with you #ferrari fucking up #us gp 2023

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thatscribblingrat · 6 months

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trying to nail her down to a specific decade, give her some depth

#charlotte and lottie #oc artwork #original character #historical fashion #the 1830s are unfairly maligned in the historical fashion community #how can you not love those sleeves #whats wrong with you

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nsuiswitch · 1 year

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y'all were really out here writing the most HEARTBREAKING fanfiction every week along with the new tlou episodes LIKE IT WAS NOTHING?! LIKE WE NEEDED MORE EMOTIONAL TURMOIL??? fuck that, I'm hunting y'all for sport instead

#like #whats wrong with you #im one joel x reader away from jumping out a window #tlou hbo #tlou series #tlou show #joel tlou #ellie tlou #the last of us #the last of us hbo #the last of us series #joel miller #ellie williams #ellie and joel #fanfiction #tumblr

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om-nyomnyom · 1 year

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"Is Belgium actually a real country?"

"What does the CEO do?"

"I occasionally like the smell of my dog's farts, am I a bad person?"

Mumbo Jumbo's thoughts are unhinged

#whats wrong with you #hermitcraft mumbo #mumbo jumbo #mcyt mumbo #hermitcraft #hermitblr

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fortunatefires · 7 months

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I was rewatching miraculous ladybug and the fact that Adrien recognized Nino as the bubbler but not marinette as ladybug lmao

#like seriously????#my dude #whats wrong with you #ml #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #bubbler #adrien agreste

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lovelyhan · 9 months

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Don't worry lmao, I love clinginess. Why do you think Hyunjin and Cheol are the loves of my life?

I'm in a JeongShua mood so.

Jeonghan slips his fingers between your thighs but, not quite touching you the way you need him to. Because of course. It's Jeonghan. While Joshua opts to toy with your mouth instead. Dragging his thumb along your bottom lip. His eyes glinting when you try to take it into your mouth but, not yet.

You choke on a moan when Jeonghan finally graces your poor, neglected clit with a few, light brushes. Your hips jolting up to chase the sensation but, being met with a spank to your pussy instead. "Ah ah ah, don't be greedy," he'd chastise in your ear, allowing his fingers to collect your wetness. The spank only makes you whine more. Pathetically. Josh coos at you as he pushes two of his long, thick fingers into your mouth in time with Jeonghan finally drawing slow circles on your clit.

All your moans are muffled by Josh's fingers in your mouth. His eyes are heavy as he toys with your mouth and drool dribbles down your chin while Jeonghan's nimble fingers don't let up in the slightest. His cock, scorching and heavy against your ass, as he continues to bring you closer and closer to the edge.

However, you should know better. They'd never let you off so easily.

Like a well-oiled machine, Josh's fingers leave your mouth just as Jeonghan's stop. A few stray tears fall down your heated face, and desperate whimpers rip from you along with jumbles of 'Josh' and 'Hannie' and 'please.'

"Poor baby," Josh pouts in faux sympathy, brushing away a few of your tears. "Do you think they've earned the right to cum, Jeonghan?"

"Hmm," the other man pretends to ponder, "No."

You could cry but, before you can even comprehend what's happening, Jeonghan's fingers toys with your soaking entrance and Josh's drift to apply pressure to the sides of your throat.

"What a shame."

(I got carried away.)