#whats an assassins creed game without at least 1 oddly flirty and extremely homoerotic friendship

[babygirldennis]

Ezio from assassin's creed 2 SHOULD have been allowed to romance leonardo di vinci but the gaming industry wasnt ready

#literally none of the protags in these games should be straight it just doesnt work and literally feels forced #i came back from leos house after he built me a new hidden blade and made and my italian mother was like #u took a while 👀 #and i was just like.... yea he likes to talk #to which she replied 'bet he did more than just talk' #like i SWEAR they write themselves #at one point u guys just hold hands while he excitedly tells u his plans for an even BETTER knife #and all that for what????? #whats an assassins creed game without at least 1 oddly flirty and extremely homoerotic friendship #assassin's creed II #also to clarify yes i am literally just projecting.... I would like to be a strange and offputting scientist dude w a hot assassin bf