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quirklessidiot · 4 years

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Title: coward :: coming clean Pairing: Y/N x Miya Atsumu Genre: angst, romance, and very slow burn [ex to lovers au] Warnings: Cursing, alchohol, mentions of unprotected sex, unplanned pregnancy, and mentions of abortion

Synopsis: You try to push him away from you but he isn’t taking any of it, the much long-awaited confrontation is there but you’re still finding a way out.

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have yall seen the new season?? mY FUCKING HEART MAN NSNDNND it got me so stoked i literally wrote something about kita after that trailer skdjjdm kita is so underrated. I love him.

also, a huge thank you for the 200+ followers. Ma’am i literally only had this tumbler a month ago and im already celebrating a lot of milestones, hence i present you a more angsty chapter! I hope you’ll love it <3

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“You’re on gossip sites.”

“Tsum-tsum, why are you so close to L/N-san? I thought you hated her.”

“Riku-chan’s calling me-”

“Everyone shut up.” The setter throws the ball on the ground, “It’s not what it fucking looked like.”

“Can we talk, ‘tsumu?” Osamu’s voice resonates the most and Miya Atsumu knows where this is going already by the sound of it. He was surprised to see his brother come by today but when he sees why, he takes it back.

No wonder.

He follows him to the quieter side of the gym, he notices the tense air between them and he knows what's about to follow. He hopes that Osamu does this quickly, he has to practice well since he needs to impress those brats when the game comes up and try to let them have their eyes on him and not on Tobio and Shoyo.

“What the hell are you thinking?” His brother growls, “You have a fucking girlfriend. Y/N has kids and is very much in love with the dead guy who isn’t yo-”

“Why the fuck are you all getting up my ass when its about Y/N?” he suddenly cuts his brother off, eyes narrowed and jaw clenched, “It's been that way since you met her eight years ago. Just tell me that you didn’t like her from the start. You didn’t like her because she was different.”

“I didn’t like her because she wasn’t good for you.” the grey-haired twin barked back in reply, “In case ya don’t remember, You were a fucking mess after she left, Atsumu. You were almost not able to make it into the jackals because of what she did!”

Osamu wasn’t calling him by his nickname anymore, it seemed that the weight of the situation was too serious for him.

“Well, I’m here now aren’t I?”

“And you’re getting involved with her again. Can’t you give it a fucking rest already?”

“No.”

“Miya Atsumu.” He glowered, grabbing his brother by the collar of his jersey, “Don’t throw a good woman and your career away for someone like her.”

“I’m not throwing shit, ‘samu.” He hissed, slapping his hand away but before he could walk out, the younger twin grabs him and yanks him back, swinging a fist right at his face. The team members of the black jackals are immediately thrown into panic and chaos with what’s happening. Hinata and Bokuto grabs onto Osamu restraining him from damaging the setter even more while Shion and Meian hold back the blonde setter from throwing a punch, “Stop acting like a fuckin’ brat, ‘tsumu.” The twin yelled while Atsumu flipped him off with a middle finger, clearly showing no signs of restraint.

Sakusa remains far from them and snorts underneath his breath, completely indifferent, “Fuckin’ idiots.”

The twins end up at the infirmary right after, Atsumu lets out a heavy sigh as he recalls the feeling of his brothers fist. They’ve never fought this bad since high school and Osamu was never one to be triggered easily.

This just showed how grave the situation was.

A curtain separates them both as they lay on their separate beds, “You’re stupid, ‘tsumu.” Osamu calls out his twin as he lays on the bed of the infirmary, a patch on his forehead and a bandaged hand. Atsumu, on the other hand, has a busted lip and swollen cheek.

“I’m not fucking five, ‘samu and whatever you saw in that picture wasn’t what it looked like.”

“But you still love her very much.”

Silence ensued between the pair and Osamu breaks it off with a long sigh, “Ya gonna be some scrub that chases after her again or something? Break off with your girlfriend right now who looks and acts better than her-”

“Stop.” Atsumu cuts his brother off, sitting up to open the curtain to face him head on, “so, so what if I still like her? So what if I want to break off with Riku and be with her and try to take that bastards place?”

“Yer outta your mind.”

“It’s my fuckin’ life.”

“It is but I’m not watching you throw yourself away for that woman.” Osamu paused, “Just what the fuck do you see in her? She feels nothing for ya, even when you dated-”

“Now that’s a fucking lie.” Atsumu defended you, eyes glowering right at his twin, “You didn’t see how Y/N would take care of me whenever we were alone. You don’t see how selfless she was most of the time and how she doesn’t expect me to be some character that everyone expects, shit, you don’t even see how she’d patiently sit down and just listen me babble off about how bad my day was when I didn’t even know she was from a fucking bad family with a bad life back then!”

Atsumu is panting from that long explanation and he’s shaking because why couldn’t they see it? Why couldn’t they see how much you tried back then? How relationships were so out of your comfort zone but you force yourself to try it because he asked you too. He feels sick, he feels sick that they couldn’t see. That they could only see the tip of the iceberg.

“Yet she doesn’t feel the same for you.” Osamu points out, “Not anymore. So stop clinging onto her with those past memories of yours and move on, ‘tsumu. Fuckin’ suck it up, life isn’t fair.”

“Nope, don’t wanna.”

“ ‘tsumu-”

“I-I’m breaking up with Riku. I want Y/N back in my life, I want her. I-I’ve never wanted anything so badly since volleyball, ‘samu. If I have to wait again, shit, I-I don’t fucking mind.”

Osamu sees the glint of conviction in his eyes and lets out another hefty sigh, god, he feels like he’s aging faster because of his twin, “I know you won’t listen to me.” he settled, he knew that if Atsumu wanted something, he wouldn’t stop until he got it, “Just know that I fucking told you so.”

You’re wary.

After that little stint your mother had pulled, she kept calling you and bothering you. It also didn’t help that you ended up on tabloids because someone had caught wind of that little moment you and Atsumu had. If it weren’t for your kids' over-excitement on Atsumu’s promise, you wouldn’t be here, “...Y/N-san? Are you alright?” Sugawara asks, tilting his head in curiosity as you enter the arena.

Some people seemed to have recognized you and the kids that you had to hold onto them tightly in case anyone did try to approach you.

“I’m good.”

“Kaasan, kaasan, I saw a super big picture of Hinata-san!” Youta called out, pointing at a rather big banner of the orange-haired blocker.

“I think I saw Kageyama-san buying milk, can I follow him, kaasan?” Yuuto adds, blinking innocently as he looked at one of the stalls.

Sugawara is absolutely in awe by your calmness in this situation, he knows that you’re probably feeling far from alright after all those gossip articles came out. Atsumu, of course, tries to lessen your burden by letting out a public statement that you were his good friend back in college but it didn’t really help since someone tweeted a picture of the both of you back in college with the caption that you were exes.

“Could you do me a favor, Sugawara-san?” you turn to the man, “Do you mind switching seats with me? Stay with the boys in front while I just stay at your seat?”

“Sure but wouldn’t Atsumu be-”

“Please.” You frowned, giving your ticket to him, “I’ll take the kids right after the match.”

The boys looked at you in complete wonderment when you didn’t follow them to the front row. You maintained a good distance as the game started, the players being introduced on the big screen. Your eyes narrow when Atsumu gets out of the dugout and gazes at your kids in confusion then around the crowd as if he was looking for someone.

“Don’t be silly.What feelings would there be but hatred?”

“It’s anything but that, L/N-san.”

You felt your fists clench as soon as the game started, you wanted to direct your focus to the game but Inunaki’s words kept bothering you and pestering you throughout the whole thing. Why did Atsumu like doing this to himself? Was this some sort of premonition? Were you going to have to tell him?

What if it ended up like your parents?

Would your kids end up like you?

Cold, untrusting, and anxious?

Would you end up like your mother?

A borderline alcoholic, desperate for a man’s love?

Would Atsumu wake up and realize one day that this was all a mistake and call you one too? Blaming you for every single bad thing in his life?

You held your doll tightly on your hands as you held your breath behind the pillar, you had just come home from Daiki’s house as you heard the loud voices of your parents arguing again. For the past years, it seemed to have worsened and you spent more time around your friend’s house rather than this cold and big empty place you called home.

“...are you doing? It's the middle of the day! Stop drinking!” you hear your father bellow.

“What’s it to you? Shouldn’t you be around with that young woman? That whore you proudly call your business associate?”

You flinch as you hear those harsh words and the sound of a bottle breaking, it seemed like the argument was particularly bad today. You shakily make your way up to your room, wanting to avoid this ordeal and skip dinner but fate wasn’t on your side today.

Despite your light footsteps, they seem to have noticed your presence.

Your father’s eyes soften just a bit while your mother’s remain cold. As much as possible, you grew up wanting to avoid those scary and expressionless eyes. At the young age of five, you feared your mother and loathed your father at the same time but that didn’t stop the fleeting feeling of wanting them to change. Wanting to feel the warmth and youth that every child craved for.

You suck in a deep breath, “I-I’m home, okaasan, otosan.”

“You’re always out these days, Y/N.” her voice is cold, far from the warmth that a mother should have.

“I-I was out with Daiki.”

“With that boy again?” a frown immediately paints her features, a small tsk under her breath to signal how disappointed she was of you yet again, “Aren’t you supposed to be studying? You said you wanted to skip a grade this year.”

“I-I am.” you replied, “B-but Daiki-”

“All you need to do is study and get good grades, Y/N.” she cuts you off, walking close to you, the smell of alcohol growing stronger, “Is that something too hard to do? Are you being ungrateful now?”

You turn to your father for help but he remains unmoved, was he really going to watch your mother do this to you? You hold onto your doll tightly, trying to control yourself. You shouldn’t cry, especially not in front of them.

“N-No, okaasan…”

“Then why are you crying, Y/N?”

Your eyes widen as you feel the wet substance flowing down. No, no-

“Answer me.” she repeats, you feel the tears flowing down faster, “Why are you crying, Y/N? Are you feeling ungrateful? Is that how it is-”

“(M/N) That’s enough!” Your father finally says but your mother continues to ignore your father.

“Don’t you think we should tell her that she shouldn’t feel sad?” she expressed, telling your father as if you weren’t standing there, “After all, we didn’t have her aborted, she should be grateful we let her live well with three meals a day and expensive clothes and belongings. Even if she was a mistake.”

You're shaking so hard at the moment, you didn’t like where this was going at all. Your father can’t respond to your mother’s blank tone, did he agree too? Were you, were you really just a mistake? Countless questions flooded your head as she walked close to you, her cold presence looming over you even more so today. With the same blank and expressionless tone, she says, "if you probably hadn't been born, we would've been happier. We'd have better lives, Y/N. So don't go around and cry and think you got it bad, you hear me? Your sadness is nothing compared to ours. It's nothing, Y/N. So stop being ungrateful."

You watch as the game comes to an end. You had zone out for the most part, the fleeting memory of your past and your anxiety bubbling up couldn’t keep you still. You texted Sugawara that you’d meet him and the boys at the front.

You were about to leave your seat when you saw the blonde approach the kids after the game, ruffling their hairs and pinching their cheeks with a huge smile. Why couldn’t you be as open as Atsumu? Why couldn’t you express yourself well?

You shut your eyes tight and turn to the exit, right, you were a coward. You didn’t face things like this head-on, you ran from them because in all your life, the only thing you knew was fear from people you expected love from.

“Y/N…”

You turn to find Atsumu standing there, still in his jersey and a towel hung on his shoulder like he had just ran out to chase you. Where was Sugawara and the kids? Why weren’t they here yet? What is he even doing here? You grab his wrist and immediately pull him towards a private area.

“Are you out of your mind? What are you doing? You have a girlfrie-”

“We broke up.” he cuts you off.

“W-what?”

“We broke up.” He repeats, “I couldn’t stay with her anymore, Y/N.”

You clenched your fists, what was he even thinking? Wouldn’t the rumors worsen if he broke up with her now?

“I-I can’t let you go again.” Atsumu confessed, throwing all his pride out the window again for you because damn it all, you are worth it, “I can’t keep pretending that I’ve moved on when I’m clearly hung up on you.”

“What are you doing?” You spat, anger slowly creeping in, all the pent up emotion towards him being released, “Why would you do that?”

Atsumu notices the change of emotion, you’re getting angry. It’s a complete contrast to what he was expecting, he’d expect the calm and cool exterior, even expected you to cooly reject him like the past but this, this was new, “Why can’t I?”

“Are you out of your mind?” You exclaimed, “I left you! I have kids from another man-”

“So?” He asks, walking closer to you. The familiar smell of perfume and sweat invaded your senses, something you were accustomed to when you were dating him back then. He traps you between the wall and him. You can see the busted lip, what happened to him? Did he got into a fight? You feel like your mind was turning blank by the sudden events. You want to say something, anything but he’s rendering you speechless again, “What if I tell you I don’t care? What if I tell you that I still feel the same even after all this time?”

“Y-You're insane...I-I’m in love with someone else-” you tried to lie but you remember this is Miya Atsumu, he doesn’t give two shits and was willing to work as hard as he could to get what he wanted.

“Y/N, your kids told me that the bastard left. Why didn’t you tell me?” he cuts you off, this time, his voice seemed disappointed and angry yet you didn't know if it was towards you.

“W-what would you have done then?”

“If you’d come back to me then,” he paused, voice turning soft, “I would’ve helped you. I would’ve been there to stand in as a father if you even needed one.”

You’re trembling at his confession, were those words really from the heart?

“Y/N, I don’t know what happened between you and that guy.” he laughs, he didn’t expect it to be like this, that even after six years he’d still be pinning over the same woman who repeatedly broke his heart, “I don’t know what happened between you and your fucked-up family. All I do know is that I’m still in love with you and I’m willing to wait here until you’re ready. I won’t ever leave, Y/N. I-I don’t think I ever will.”

“You’re crazy.” You shakily point out, you’re in a fit of rage. You’re angry at him, you’re angry that he still lowers himself to you when he could do so much better, you’re angry that he still feels the same after all the shit you put him through, most of all, you’re angry at yourself because you couldn’t own up and tell him about everything.

Atsumu slowly holds up his hands, wanting to cup your cheeks but it is immediately swatted away. He notices that you’re trembling now, your facade, slowly crumbling.

“What made you think that I’d come back to you?” Your voice was trying to maintain it’s cold and emptiness tone yet your eyes showed the complete opposite, “Please be selfish for once, Miya-san. Just because you give your all to me, does not mean I’ll return it. I hope I really don’t see you again.”

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fen1s · 3 years

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Lmaoo so there is this one tweet that actually describes what I really think the insane mauruaders stans and the tweet goes : some of yall heard one fucking word and now yall can't stop saying it (and it's like a reference to those fuckers who say gatekeep, gaslight, toxic but for everything and they act its profound or some shit). I think they um definetly saw those words and deadass went let's be eco friendly and reuse the same arguments and everyone else went yes. And when there was a genuine difference of opinion they go to their backup response : by supporting this element or seeing their pov you are ( anti Semitic /racist / homophobic) and it's just like :you are aware the same people exist in this community right???

(also I really find it funny that some of them literally don't think the mauruaders won't fucking hate crime them, no ma'am they will hate crime you and then proceed to get the slap on the wrist, they are the reasons your school has anti bullying week [also lmaoo pandering to them makes to be in the 'group' makes all of you Peter Pettigrew you know the same dude you all decided to ignore] )

And then I have to remind myself that there will be one of them who will raise kids and try to be 'jily' parents which I assume is living vicariously through your child because God you peaked in highschool and you won't shut the fuck up about it (and lack any fucking development) which is consistent with Canon so hey it does work out. Also like who's gonna pay for your child's therapy when they realize people who are dickish to you are simply just dickish and no why do you think this is an enemies to lovers trope (and also for their kids dry ass personality which they got from their parents because ik they would want them to be constantly involved but like gym teacher with a kid who's into slight sports and now the kid has to try to get in the national team lol)

Like I need them to have a snape attitude towards kids which was very much : fuck them kids ( and I honestly couldn't agree more to.)

Hey so if you're a fan of the m*rauders and this appears in the general tag, im sorry, i tagged the post correctly but sometimes the tagging system doesnt filter content correctly, but just so yall know, below the read more will be content that is very m*rauder critical which yall may not like or may be upset by. this is a fair warning

It's genuinely frustrating how often they repeat the same arguments as if we care. like we know snape isnt a kind person and we know he doesnt make the best or morally correct decisions, but they never hold other characters to a remotely similar standard that they hold snape to

they like characters due to popularity and how much they can add in headcanons, we know almost nothing about the marauders era, so they can make their own universe independent of the harry potter plot line, but they dont actually give a shit about the canon characterizations we already have

the m*rauders are not canonically progressive, their bullying of snape isn't coming from a progressive stance. they literally only bully him because they think hes weird. there isnt any canon evidence that they went after students who were actively causing harm to others, such as avery and mulciber (two boys who actively were attacking muggleborn students), they never went after regulus despite the fact that je was outspokenly supportive of voldemort to the point where regulus basically had a fucking shrine dedicated to him, there isnt any canon evidence that they went after any other junior death eater. there is canon evidence that they attacked random kids simply for annoying them. there is canon evidence that they used illegal hexes on students that had the risk of causing permanent bodily damage. and i think the real nail on the coffin for the idea that the m*rauders only went after snape due to him being a wannabe death eater is something sirius literally says

this means that even during the war, the m*rauders didnt suspect snape of being a death eater, let ALONE when they were at school

they also just think all snape fans are white straight cis women who obsess over the "always 🥺" line. like they dont take into account POC fans, lgbtq+ fans, nonbinary or trans fans, jewish fans, poor fans, disabled fans, neurodivergent fans. they paint us all with the "you never read the books you just want to fuck alan rickman" brush and call it a day so they dont actually have to engage with us despite constantly coming into our spaces

also it BOTHERS me how they'll call snape a n@zi and then turn around and say "awe james was just a bit of a jerk !! 🥺🥺" bestie he was an actual genuine sadist who got off on bullying and sexually assaulting kids he deemed weird. like sorry to the alt m*rauder kinnies, but if you're punk, emo, goth whatever james potter would've bullied the absolute hell out of you. canonically. sirius literally defends his bullying of snape by calling him an oddball, yall dont think you would've been on the other end of their bullying?

#anti marauders #anti james potter #anti sirius black #pro severus snape #severus snape #this got kind of rambly #also if this does find its way into the m*rauder tag id recomment filtering the anti general tags so that this type of content doesnt appea #in the search engines in the future

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captainwholecake · 4 years

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The Straw Hats reacting to you being a mermaid with a devil fruit power

A/n: I'm doing the straw hats since you didn't say which characters exactly and Fluffy is supposed to be in place of Luffy (and sorry if this is written weird)

Warnings: fluffy shit and Luffy being Luffy, Idk if there will be anything else or not

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Monkey D. Fluffy

The effect this kid has on me IS HARD

GOd, he'd been so FUCKING EXCITED man

He's Luffy l-

He just wants to know how it effects you and shit

It also probably finds how you adapted to it really cool

Mf'er would probably ask you to join the crew/ or you end just traveling with them for a while

Luffy straight up would be excited just of you being a mermaid and how the fuck you get around without the water thing

Unless the devil fruit allows you to do stuff to get you underwater or whatever?

He generally be just Luffy at you and be cautious as ever

Zoro

Sword daddy really doesn't have any reaction but "hmm" to me

He be interested not gonna lie

He's sword daddy after all

Idk I feel like this bastard would just straight up watch Ussop, Luffy, and Chopper just be amazed but you

And be like lowkey "what the fuck? It's mermaid who can't be in water?" or something

imagine the soft smile he would have seeing Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp surrounding you and just be amazed

aw, I'm not FUCKING okay

I honestly don't know what else he'd do? He seems like the type to be a little impressed by the power if it something cool?

Like he would have that almost impressed face the moment he hears and all

Nami

I love this girl so much and I haven't written stuff for her in so long

I feel like she would like kinda in to it?

She would also get mad at the dumbass trio for bothering you

Honestly, I feel like y'all would get along great

And she would also be impressed by the devil fruit power if it was strong and would feel bad that you can no longer go in water

Nami has the vibe of someone who every could get a long with tbh (Probably because she was a thief at one point) but I feel like y'all would have entire conversation over your situation and shit

In my mind, Nami is some material tho

Like she cares OKAY SHE CARES - homegirl would care

She just seems chill with it tbh

Usopp

Idk why but my favorite Usopp is the newest animation style Usopp? He just looks very good animated in it?

So, we have the dumbass trio-

That's it

Those three who just get amazed by everything

I feel like Luffy and him would keep trying to push each other out the way while chopper's in the middle

I feel like all them would just ask a shit ton of questions

Homeboy would just be impressed

He's part of the dumbass trio

Honestly, The dumbass trio is all I have

Sanji

Older sanji/new animations sanji hits fucking different

Okay, first of all he'd be excited if you are gal (honestly, I like the idea of sanji going both ways tho he just horny-)

Next, he gives me the same vibes everyone else but the dumbass trio would have - he'd be 'wait, you're a mermaid but can't swim?'

Why am I soft? Like I just feel like him and Nami would look at each other if you looked down while saying why you can't swim

JUST IMAGINE ABDJSNS

god I'm in pain - Everyone seems like the type to not care and think 'oh' but sanji just ugh I love him so much sometimes

He also seems like the type to get mad at the dumbass trio too

Like they're idiots but you're clearly trying to say something serious

Inclusion - He makes me softtt

Chopper

I know, he's part of the dumbass trio but he knows how you feel

He's basically a human reindeer with a blue nose

Chopper would be amazed by the devil fruit power and all if you're like a shark mermaid or something but he feels yall

He understands how it feels you know

Oh god, I just imagine you getting attracted to him some way

Who doesn't love Chopper (ngl I have keyring pop figure of him)

Okay, so chopper doesn't have much for me other than the fact his amazement is kinda different than the other two

His is more because he's chopper a humanoid reindeer with a blue nose and is a docTOR OF A FUCKING PIRATE CREW (wasn't Law surprised to hear that he was the doctor of the straw hats that one time)

Honestly, that's all I have for Chopper caused we all know how he would react tbh

Robin

I have a mentioned she's basically the reason I'm gay

Honestly, Robin would probably have a reaction in between Zoro's and Nami's

She would be like 'oh' but y'all would get to talk about it

I actually feel like she would be surprised for some reason BUT LIKE NOT A LOT

She would find it kinda cool y'know (istg im from the edge of the bible belt I'm sorry)

ROBIN IS BEST GIRL TELL ME IF IM WRONG

Baby would be so soft tho (like she isn't)

I honestly don't know how she would react

It would probably be inbetween Zoro and Nami's

Franky

This fucker is a fucking cyborg

He would totally act the same

But I have to get to nine bullets

If like he would get a little excited if it's a really cool power but feel back that you can't go back into water

tbh young Franky in the gif tho

I'm not sure how he and Brooks would act like they would be somewhat super chill about it

Three straw hats have devil fruits power too, he's a cyborg, and Brooke a skeleton from a devil fruit power all them are used to this time of stuff

But you my friend is also a mermaid and they would be little shocked because of the whole water thing

Honestly, he would be chill about it tbh and thats all

Brook

Two things

He's skeleton

And he would ask to see you're panties even though you're a fucking mermaid

Also he would feel a little bad

He's Brook

He's a soft skeleton with a panty addiction or some shit

Honestly thats the tweet

Thats all Brooke has

P.s. I love him

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akvtsuki-ari · 4 years

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Saccharine

Warnings: smut! fingering, crying, penetration/creampie, unprotected sex

Length: 4k

Authors note: i truly do not have words or explanation for this fic lol its loosely based off of real life events and this tweet. also the 90′s RnB song is So Into You by Tamia. either way hope yall enjoy!

Summary: Luke think you’re the cutest person in the world and it makes him wanna fuck the shit out of you.

Luke Alvez is an asshole.

Don’t let his charming smile and puppy-dog existence fool you. He’s an asshole, a complete dick and his entire persona demands to be fought.

Why?

It’s a bit of a hefty explanation but for the last maybe week or so, Luke Alvez has managed to figure out the fact that you’re actually kinda easy to embarrass. He wouldn’t really peg you for the type since you work together and in the field - well, you’re someone who always stands your ground. No matter the unsub, the stakes, the risks - you stood tall against everything and it was hard to shake your existence.

It was actually rather admirable to Luke. It was what attracted him to you in the first place, because despite all that you were always watching over everyone, always showing him genuine thought and care when a case was hard on him and giving him solid advice. Luke liked you for a lot of reasons, but your unwavering sense of reliability was a huge, towering factor and he can’t say that part of you had changed that much. You were so dependable and steady - when the two of you started dating, and he saw such a different side of you - he could feel his heart collapse.

It was so goddamn cute. It borderline frustrated him how cute you were being and you had no idea. Luke’s a gentleman by nature, he figures. It was how he was raised, always wanting to respect women and be chivalrous, but it was clear early on that that wasn’t something you were all that used to. When he asked you about it, you clarified.

“I mean, I’ve been in relationships before and it’s nice when guys do it for me, but you’re different,’ you explain carefully, blushing painted on your cheeks.

“Different?,” his voice laced with genuine, bright-eyed curiousity.

“It makes me feel really happy when you do it, if that makes sense. Like I’m special, and you’re not doing it just because that's just what guys are supposed to do. I like that you’re just nice,” you sat slowly. Luke couldn’t help the grin on his face and you flush, covering your face with your hands.

“That sounds stupid, I’m sorry,” you say, groaning at your own existence. Luke watches the way your hair falls over your hands and can’t help the way his heart soars through his chest. He wraps his arms around your waist and hugs you tight, picking you up and spinning you around. You let out a fit of giggles and Luke struggles not to do anything more.

He couldn’t get over how fucking adorable it was. You’d been dating for nearly a year and it never changed about you - your genuine suprise at his romance and affection for you made his heart absolutely scream. If someone mentioned you, he’d smile till his face hurt and every time you did anything unintentionally adorable it left Lukes mind racing. It was different things that got him every time. When you first started dating and you cooked him a bunch of healthy meals to make sure he ate well while you were visiting home. You falling asleep with Roxy in his bed, or leaving a bunch of sweet-smelling shower products over at his house. Nothing was ever a big deal to you, you just did what you did because you were you and Luke was so wholly in love with it.

One time, in particular, stands out to him. It was 2am and Luke was coming home from some paperwork - you ended up leaving early cause you’re a lot better on that stuff than he is. When he comes he finds his dim lights turned on, you dancing to 90’s RnB in the kitchen while making breakfast. You were wearing his tshirts, Roxy playfully running around your feet as you did. You were completely in the moment, too concerned with the music to notice him so close by.

“I really like what you’ve done to me, I can’t really explain it, I am so into you ~ ,” your voice is soft and sweet as you sing the melody, flipping pancakes and being in your element. Luke was in love, so damn deep in it. He came up behind you to give you a tight hug and you yelp a little before you relax.

But that was then, and this was now. Closing in on a year, and Luke just couldn’t really help himself but to tease you and elicit that adorable reaction at absolutely any chance he had. Every time he saw you, he just needed to get that teeny adorable reaction out of you.

But - it was masochistic because Luke knew that he wanted something more, wanted to frustrate you more out of something a lot less wholesome than careful affection. He knew that the teasing had much greater stakes in his favor that would result in a shower and 15 minutes with his hands wrapped around his dick trying to get the image of you falling apart for him out of his mind.

It wasn’t like the two of you hadn’t had sex before - you did and it was fantastic. You were attentive, and good in bed. He didn’t have any problems with your sex life for the most part but -

It’s genuinely hard to explain. He just wants to touch you and be the only person to make you feel how he can make you feel. Maybe it was kinda selfish but it was growing on him day to day and teasing you relentlessly was his only outlet.

You were easily embarrassed just as you were easily frustrated. Luke's teasing was only growing and while you know it was never meant to be mean, it was starting to make you frustrated. You weren’t genuinely angry or anything, but it was goddamn frustrating to be easily embarrassed especially randomly during the work-day and you were going to put your foot down damn it.

It was the end of a case, and everyone was packing up to get back onto the jet. Luke saw you struggling to reach something on a top shelf close - it looked like your coffee mug. You assume Spencer had put it up while cleaning and now you were here, feeling your shirt ride up as you stretched yourself up trying to get that damned mug.

Luke saw you and laughed, and with great purpose takes his hand around your waist and pulls you down. You huff, then blush and look away as you feel his chest pressed against your back - picking the mug up with ease.

“Damn it, Luke,” you sigh frustrated. He looks at you as you turn to him and smiles charmingly,

“What's with you lately? Huh? You’re so mean to me,” you pout, not angry but frustrated. Luke sense your genuine upset and pouts back.

“Aww what?,” he respond

“What’re you being so mean for huh? It seems like you have something you’re hiding,” you joke. But Luke's expression changes and you falter - watching the way he swallows and looks at you, eyes dark.

“Hey,” you say, pressing your hand against his cheek. His eyes flutter to you, mind suddenly swimming with something as dangerous as thought and fantasies and he doesn’t seem to be able to breathe.

“Sorry, we can talk at home,” the words escape him faster than he can stop them and you smile, getting on your tip-toes to give him a kiss and patting his chest adoringly. Luke smiles and watches you head out, following in suit.

The plane ride and drive home were normal. Idle chatter and soft touches as usual. Luke ended up falling asleep in your arms on the plane and the team took a rather cute picture of you running your fingers through his hair.

But now the two of you were alone, in your shared apartment. You were half undressed wearing a dress shirt and no pants, and Luke was changed into a t-shirt and sweats. You pour yourself some white wine and pour Luke some scotch before handing him a glass. You sit next to him on the couch, knees pulled up underneath you as you sit, wine glass in hand.

“What’d you wanna talk about?,” you ask, taking a sip. Luke does the same and sighs, swishing the alcohol in his glass.

“Ah, it’s nothing important babe,” he says mildly. You look at him suspiciously, earning him a laugh. You stretch your legs to be on his lap and he puts a hand on your outer thigh, rubbing circles into it. You felt yourself flush and Luke smiles, laughing quietly.

“From the way you looked earlier, it was definitely something. Whatever it is, I won’t judge you - just wanna make sure everything is okay, you know?,” your tone is warm and gentle. Luke can’t help but sigh, ready to succumb to your affection much quicker than he wanted to admit, you smile at him genuinely and it makes his heart twitch.

“It’s honestly just too embarrassing,” he laughs. You frown at him and readjust. He’s joking but there's some honesty in there too. You sigh.

“Try me,”

You’re looking at him intently and it makes Luke nervous. He coughs a little bit, suddenly noticing how cute you look like this and he shakes his head.

“You wanted to know why I was teasing you so much, right?,” he asks. You nod.

“Well, honestly - I can’t really help myself. It’s the little things you do, you make me feel like a teenager in high school,” his laugh is bright, yet fond. You scrunch your face up and blush and Luke looks to you.

“See what I mean? You’re adorable, really,” he makes a point out of your reaction but you just shake your head in embarrassment. He smiles, leaning over to press a kiss on your forehead.

“You’re annoying with how cute you are, man. It gets a little in my head you know?” he tries to say the thing, without saying the thing. It makes you realize what this could be about but you try and dismiss the thought quickly.

Curiosity killed the cat though, and you were the cat it seems.

“You couldn’t mean... that, could you?,” you say slowly. You look at Luke and he gives you a sheepish smile. You hit his shoulder, only to hide your face in it seconds afterward. He can’t say he doesn’t get it, he can see how you might be embarrassed about your adorable antics turning him on.

“That’s embarrassing,” you whine out. Luke laughs heartily, and rubs your back as you cling onto him, shy as ever. He ignores the way his dick twitches when you do.

“But wait,” you pull back from his side, and look up at him curiously. He was seriously going to die.

“I mean it’s embarrassing but if you just want to have sex than that’s nothing to be embarrassed about, so it’s something else isn’t it. What is it?,” you repeat the question to him softly as you pull closer to him. You look at him, exploring his features, noticing his lips, and the scruff of his beard, and his eyebrows. You’re not really looking for anything in particular, rather you’re just looking at him because you like to. You stare at his lips for a while because you think they’re pretty, and Luke can’t really hold back when you do.

He leans when he kisses you, his grip around your thighs just a little bit tighter. The kiss is slow, mouth subtly giving Luke more room. You can feel the way his tongue nips at yours, pulling back from soft pecks that slowly turn to something more than just a kiss. You whine when he kisses you like that, the way he pulls off soft and slow just to look at you. You feel inebriated when he pulls back, unsure of a time he’s kissed you in such a way. Your face must’ve been one of shock, because when you pull back, Luke chuckles. He can’t help himself.

“Sorry,” he apologizes but he doesn’t mean it. You take the scotch out of his hand and set it next to your wine glass before you throw your legs on the other side of his and straddle him. You look to him, face hot and thighs just itching to tighten against one another but you hold out.

He takes you in when you sit on his lap like that. His hand aimlessly grazing your waist as you put your hands on top of his, as if to let him know you were attuned to his action. You always did so, even if it was momentarily. Your face was red at the way he touched, looked at you, - adored you really. His eyes were fixated on the spot between your legs, hands dangerously close to your backside. You cover your eyes with your sleeve when he does, and he smiles. He kisses your collarbones, teeth grazing the spot of skin slightly as ever and you whimper. A groan escapes Luke's throat and your eyes shoot open to look at him

You expect to see something that resembles that cheesy, shy smile that he normally has but you don’t. Instead, you’re greeted with eyes glazed over in lust and depravity. Unexpected is the understatement of the year and you fold under the weight of it. The way he’s so still in watching you, taking you in - it gives you a sense of how long this must’ve been taking place in his head. You look into his eyes for a second and you can see the way his teeth grit and that makes you pout. He just closes his eyes when you do.

“You make me crazy, my love,” he laughs. His voice is dark. The tension between you two is tangible and you, unsure of what to say, smile.

“Sorry,” you say softly. Your fiddle with your hands in your lap, and Luke is at his limit. He moves your hands behind your back, and leans into you. You’re startled but turned on as he whispers to you.

“Let me show you what it is, yeah?,” Luke's voice has a grip on you that you can’t get rid of. You nod, chewing the inside of your lip and Luke takes a deep breath, taking you in as he lets go of your hands.

“Take your shirt off for me, okay?,” he asks, voice hoarse. You nod, unbuttoning the top three buttons and revealing tight lace. It was comfortable and expensive and Luke couldn’t keep his eyes off you. Your shirt falls to the floor and Luke doesn’t have patience at this rate so he unclasps your bra too, pretty as it is, letting you slide it off and watching fall to the floor.

For a second, Luke just looks at you. He notices the curve of your breasts, and how gorgeous they are - how the sheen of sweat and flushed heat makes appearances all over your body and how your thighs seem to squish you sit down on him. He can feel how wet you are through the layer of his sweats and he really can’t seem to do anything but focus. His expression is enough for you to feel the heartbeat in your clit and you whimper.

Luke's groans and goes into action - recklessly latching his mouth to your neck as his hands explore every part of your body. You moan again, high and whiny - just trying to make sense of the feeling of Luke. He manages to be everywhere all at once, overwhelming all your senses without having to touch you too much at all. His hands explore your skin, rough and calloused serves contrast to yours, soft and supple. His hands grips at your thighs as his mouth works his way down to your nipples, mouth latching onto one as his settle on your hips. He presses you down lightly, and without much consideration you rock yourself against his erection, pressing up against you. You whine - the friction leaving your existence incessantly sensitive.

Luke is busied by you, his tongue left to flick against your nipples as he goes between brushing them back and forth and sucking them. His hands are focused on getting you to press yourself against him, and his head is insistent on listening to every little whimper that manages to leave your mouth as he does so. You can feel all the spots on your chest covered in hickies - fingertip bruises just above your thighs.

“Luke,” the whine leaves you unintentionally, your words too out of focus for you to repeat. You’re too focused on the way you need to be touched or fucked or anything, to say anything sensical. You don’t have to speak though, Luke already knows what you need, his hand is immediately at your panties.

His fingers were careful, two pressed up against your clit - at first, simply brushing against them, eliciting multiple unwavered sighs and whimpers. He speeds his pace up just a little, and you grip onto his shoulder in anticipation, pressing your forehead to his as you take in the feeling of pleasure.

“It feels so nice,” your voice is carried out and distant, jaw just slightly slack. Eyes fluttering as they looked forward to see Luke, who was carefully watching his own hands work you

“You’re so wet, fuck,” his voice is hoarse. You nod, chewing your lip.

“Cause of you,” your voice is worn out and Luke swears he can see god, she’s right there in front of him bringing his whole being closer to heaven.

“Say that again, please,” he’d beg on his hands and knees to hear that again. Enticing because he knows what you mean.

He looks up at you, foreheads still touching as you make eye contact with him - your expression painfully far away. You shut them once he hits that speed you like,

“You’re the only person who can get me this wet,” and that's all it takes. Luke's hands go just a little further down, finding your entrance. He runs his fingers across your slit and is greeted with slickness he can’t help but be pleased by.

One finger first - it goes in ridiculously easily. You can feel it in you but it’s still not enough, you urge Luke with a tug to his shirt and he doesn’t hesitate to push his ring finger inside of you. Before he does anything else, he angles his palm to push against your clit and his fingers to be just a little bit deeper inside you. He curls his fingers tightly, pushing directly against your g-spot.

The noise you let out is too beautiful for him to comprehend. It was loud and wanton and desperate. It was high-pitched and whiny, and soft and so fucking cute. He couldn’t describe how it got to him even if he tried and he let out a groan from deep in his chest.

You pull away from him to look at him and he looks back at you. You can feel his fingers curl inside of you so many times over you lost count, the palm of his hand lazily pressing up against your clit. He looked into you, eyes never leaving yours as his fingers worked otherworldly magic in you.

It felt so fucking good. Bursts and waves of pleasure hitting you at maximum speed, over and over and over, as if today was your last day on earth. Your skin was so hot it could burn someone to touch, and your stomach was tight as you held yourself over Luke, earth-shattering orgasms hitting you wave after wave like it was nothing. Your voice was coarse, screams of Luke's name ripping through you as you try to steady yourself from the unseemly tidal waves of pleasure you happened to be experiencing. Your thighs and core ached from all the tensity, hair sticking to your forehead, all your weight leaning on Lukes. He was breathing so heavy, egging you on softly with praises about how cute you looked like this. Ruined like this just for him.

Before you can explain, tears form in the corners of your eyes as you look at Luke. He slows down but you shake your head in protest as hot tears spill down your cheeks. Your makeup, already smudged, is ruined but you smile at him.

“Please don’t stop, I’m okay, it just,” your voice catches in your throat as Luke speeds up again - clearly inclined by your urgency, your fingers wrapped around his wrist. You look into his eyes searching for how to explain yourself but

“It feels so fucking good, so please keep going,” your voice is exasperated. You plead with him like he wouldn’t give you exactly what you wanted and then some. He doesn’t know what to say so he just grins, kissing tears off of your face.

He knows he should break you off soon, so in one last act of vigor - he curls his fingers inside of you again and rubs his palm against your clit. His speed isn’t faster as much as it is more consistent, slowly picking the pace up as he draws you in closer one more time. He leans his mouth next to your ear, nipping at your neck and jaw before he guides you through your last orgasm.

“You have me so in my head, baby. Look at you like this, how fucking wet you are for me - I don’t want anybody fucking else to see how cute you are like this,” his words are aggressive but they meaning they carry is loving. Right now all it does is edge you into your orgasm further and your brain is entirely fried. You just nod, mindless, breathless, speechless - simply unable to exist at all as for one last time Luke Alvez makes you cum until you see stars, like the asshole he is.

You’re still crying when you come down from your high. Luke slips his fingers in your mouth and you clean them off for him obediently before he kisses you. Your eyes are filled to the brim with loving tears and your orgasm was so intense you don’t know what to do. You tell Luke to take off his shirt and he does, laughing. You koala wrap yourself around him and settle into him, so happily exhausted.

“Baby,” he laughs. You lean back to look at him and furrow your brows.

“Did you cum yet?,” you say. Luke laughs sheepishly and shakes his head no.

“Uh, no - I was just gonna take care of it later -,” Luke gets cut off by the feeling of your hands around his waistband, pulling his pants down. He sucks in a breath between his teeth and looks at you.

“I know you’re tired Y/N, it’s,” he’s cut off again by you, this time you sloppily place your lips on him as you line his dick up with your entrance. You sink down on him easily and the gasp the leaves his throat makes you giggle. You grind on him for a second, before bouncing up and down on him. You knew he wouldn’t last too long at this rate, and you wanted to get him off.

“You can cum inside, ‘m on the pill after all,” you say softly. Luke is letting out strings of swear words, as he works his hips up to meet your pace, pounding into you. Luke stretched you out nicely. Normally you two still use a condom for the purposes of safety but you really wanted to feel him inside you.

You work your teeth along Luke's neck leaving some moderate hickies before he holds your hips up and pounds into you one last time - cumming inside you, your name escaping him like a prayer.

“God fucking damn, Y/N,” he can't help his shock as he pulls out, and you just giggle. You wrap your arms around him carefully and hug him koala style once more. He places kisses all over your shoulders, holding you to him and listening to your breathing. The two of you lie there in soft warmth, trying to slow down and relax from your high.

“You pull back to Luke and look at him so fondly he could melt and he smiles at you.

“Luke, don’t date anyone else ever,” you say straight-faced. He can’t help the loud laugh that slips and looks at you adoringly. He kisses you sweetly.

“Never princess. You either, okay?,” he says. You nod, placing kisses all over his bearded face loving, hugging him close.

“Mhm, okay,”

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feelthepainofdodick · 5 years

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Love For Hire - Ch. 1 - (D.D. x Reader)

Summary: David hires you to be his fake girlfriend for a month to get the diza stans off his back. This experience is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you and the emotional consequences that ensue are something you never expected.

Notes: Hey everyone! I’m back with another series! This will be my main focus but I’ll try to keep writing imagines between chapters if I really like a concept or get a request. I’m really excited for this series and I hope yall like it. I honestly don’t know how many chapters I plan to write for this but I can for sure tell you it will be longer than my last series. Much love, Julie.

Word Count: 1479

CHAPTER TWO - CHAPTER THREE

It’s been a year since the infamous break up video between David and Liza and it felt as though the ‘diza’ stans were still in full swing. This caused David so much internal turmoil. Every time he gets frustrated by it, he goes to a friend to just talk about it and vent it out. Most times he goes to Natalie since she lives with him. Tonight was no different. David laid in Natalie’s bed talking to her about what is on his mind.

“I just don’t know what to do Nat. I’m exhausted of getting tweets or comments about Liza. Even in actual interviews for any press they still ask me about the breakup as if anything changed. What do they want me to say? That I still miss her, or I hate her, or we are actually best friends. It won’t ever end and I’m fed up with my career being surrounded around Liza. Don’t get me wrong. I love Liza but I hate that our relationship is what my career is surrounded by. I like to think I work hard. I’ve done collabs with famous people, have a podcast, went on tour last year, got to do a movie character voice over, and yet my relationship with Liza is the main point of conversation in everything. What don’t people understand that we are broken up and I don’t have all the answers on how she’s doing. Yes we are still best friends but she’s busy and I’m busy. I’m just over it.” He sighs loudly, exasperated.

Nat had heard him say the same things about this topic over and over again for months. She truly sympathized. She couldn’t imagine being with someone and have your relationship so public and beloved by so many then to break that by breaking up. Something so personal and sad for the world to see. Then the idea hit her…

“David! Okay so I have this idea but it’s a bit out there...” She says nervously.

“What is it Nat?” He questions.

“So, I’ve been reading this book lately about this girl who escorts for people with money on a monthly basis and is basically whatever she needs to be for them for an entire month.” She explains.

“What does this have to do with me?” David interrupts.

“What if you hired someone to be your fake girlfriend for a month? You have a bunch of press to do next month and she can be in the vlogs getting all the diza stans off your back.” She proposes.

“That’s crazy. If I wanted someone to be my fake girlfriend for a while why wouldn’t I just ask one of my friends to do it?” He questions.

“David. You can’t be serious? That’s such a big favor to ask one of our friends plus when you break up in a month, it’ll be the same thing all over again with whoever you choose since the fans know both of you. Also! What if this friend falls for you. You will have no control over emotional consequences. You would be paying this girl to pretend to be your girlfriend, thus you wouldn’t have to be emotionally connected to her as horrible as that sounds. It would be transnational rather than a favor.” She further explains.

Intrigued he says. “Do those sites even actually exist in real life, not just in books and movies.”

Natalie smiles. “Well, why don’t we check?” Pulling out her laptop.

David moves to sit next to Natalie looking over her shoulder as she starts looking up on google if its real. Natalie is researching different sites when David says.

“You know the more I think about it, the more I like the idea. I have a bunch of press events to do and it would be so much easier if I didn’t have to talk about Liza over and over again. VidCon is coming up, New York stuff is coming up, premieres, the teen awards, and a million other things-”

“Look! I found a legit looking site.” Natalie interrupts. David looks over Natalie’s shoulder as she makes a profile for him and starts scrolling through. She stops on you, “Oooo, she’s pretty isn’t she?” She says glancing towards David.

David sit up and looks closer towards the screen. “Yeah… Yeah she’s actually really pretty.” He smiles to himself as he stares at your picture on the screen. “Wonder why she’s on an escort site.” He casually questions.

Natalie looks over at him. “Who knows David. The girl in my book starts escorting because her dad got into some trouble with a loan shark and the loan sharks beat her dad up so he had to go to the hospital. Then the loan sharks pinned all the money on her so she has to pay it back or else they’ll kill her dad. But I can’t imagine these girls have that dramatic of stories. I’m sure she’s just paying student loans or something.” She chuckles.

David looks at Natalie wide eyed. “What the fuck are you even reading?” She shrugs. “So, should I message her?”

“Oh, shit, I don’t know-” David started to feel weird about the whole situation. “You really think it’s a good idea to hire someone to be my fake girlfriend for a month?”

“Don’t you want the diza stans off your back? And you’ll finally be able to talk about something else in interviews.” Natalie said.

David sighed. He knew Natalie was right. “Fine. You can message her but I want to sleep on it.” And with that he got up and left the room while Natalie started writing to you.

(Y/N)’s POV:

*ding ding* *new email notification* You go over to your phone to check your new email. It was from the escort site, the agency you worked for, called DiamondTimes.

You weren’t particularly happy to have to start escorting but you were broke and needed something easy to pay the rent while you worked at some shitty deli shop that you were definitely being underpaid for. But you were trying to get an internship with any PR company so you needed to find someway to pay the rent. Times were tough but you made it through and these escort gigs were definitely a major reason you were surviving. You tried not to take the jobs where they wanted you to have sex with them unless you unbelievably desperate. Most of the time you skated by going on dates and acting like the man’s girlfriend, or if they needed companionship and just wanted to talk, or had very specific fetishes that didn’t require you to have sex with them. You had to do what you had to do.

The message from David Dobrik read-

Hi! This is Natalie David Dobrik’s assistant. We wanted to contact you to see if you would be interested in being the fake girlfriend of my boss for a month. He is a youtuber so basically you would pretend to be his girlfriend for his channel and for press events during the month. This job would include a lot of social media presence and travel. Send me a message if the idea interests you and we can facetime to talk further details!

Wow this sounds interesting. You thought to yourself. I’ve never worked on one job for an entire month. If I left my shit job for too long they would definitely fire me. Not like it would matter. They pay shit and I’d be working for this guy. And this social media thing could work for experience to get a job with a PR firm! That last thought sold you. You messaged back immediately giving Natalie your number and told her you could facetime anytime she had the chance. As you wrote the message you wondered who David Dobrik was since you didn’t watch too much YouTube.

You, incredibly quickly, got a message from an unknown number that read -

Hello! This in Natalie from the site. I know this is so quick and it’s late but if you can facetime right now that would be great!

You were a bit shocked how quickly it was all happening but you just went with it in stride. You took the facetime with Natalie. She explained the job you would be doing if you accepted it in further detail. You both even had a few laughs during the conversation. You asked a few questions. You then asked if you could sleep on it. She said of course and you ended the call.

You woke up the next morning feeling refreshed and excited. You thought, why the heck not! It pays, no sex is required, and its a new adventure in a new city! You texted back Natalie immediately saying - I’m in!

She replies quickly. OMG yay! Okay I’m booking the flight now!

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rkkwseok · 4 years

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sehunisaprincess, thread on the convex dating rumors!! omg tea

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–> sehunisaprincess, first of all, the convex members in my opinion are allowed to date, whether they got a dating ban or not, the dating ban is stupid. and if the rumor turns out to be true then no matter what yall better support them –> sehunisaprincess, okay so, yeah i saw that sua girl in the mgas, she’s cool. miss nasa or whatever talked about that they share pets and held hands once. firstly, that was long ago yes, i believe, secondly, to me her proof for them pets aint rlly much –> sehunisaprincess, i do see there could be a possibility though, for them do be dating. and if it is true, then go hyun! go get that pussy. im also ok w me, hyun and sua being in a polyamory relationship i guess. –> sehunisaprincess, and now for our lovely boy royal aka woohyun –> sehunisaprincess, nosi la is fucking stupid what the fuck. woohyun and this girl joohyun LOOKED at each other??? and they got the same shirt??? so they dating??? ngl joohyun damn hot, im not gonna blame him if he dating her –> sehunisaprincess, but thats the worst proof ive ever seen??? yall know my bandmember hyoseob. i steal his shirt, have probably kissed his cheek and joked w his straight-ness, we look like a couple sometimes, but aint nobody think we dating –> sehunisaprincess, thta was such terrible proof im literally ??? if thats the kinda proof she comes w, then m almost doubting her proof of sua x hyun like???? they LOOKED at each other LMAOOJHNBVCRDT –> sehunisaprincess, anyways royal if yall dating then omg you go! get that p*ssy too –> sehunisaprincess, at the end of the day. expose me nasi lo, cause im married too all of the convex members¨

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unproduciblesmackdown · 4 years

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2,3,6

2: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

i do sometimes tend to gravitate towards like, stuff that’s got some Stiffness to it (lol….) like something printed on real sturdy paper or even printed on plastic coz when i take the bookmark out, a lot of times i’ll like to fidget with it while i read, and this one weird specific stim i’ve always had is like, to take the Edge of something and push it up against the underside of my outermost Finger Joint if that makes sense lol….

3: do you prefer coffee or tea? how do you take it?

oh i didn’t mention that also sweet tea + lemonade is great, though i don’t have it often….or just sweet tea + lemon juice……and also with coffees like, if i’m out buying it i’ll get it with Flavors or some shit, whether it’s just a mocha or like, add some raspberry in there or smthing, one time i had a latte-or-something with Lavender flavoring which sounds weird and mysterious but it was real good. also i like to have these as Hot Drinks in the wintertime just b/c i’ll be always cold and want to have something to warm my hands and just pour some Hot Liquid into my body……..and yea when it comes to the flavor of stuff i just. don’t like Bitterness and so i’ll like, want everything kinda sweetened + flavors. same with like, if i’m getting a drink i’ll shoot for a solid vodka+fruit juice cuz like. i don’t like the taste lmfao. i don’t care that it’s like, straight coffee is Tough and getting it fucked up with milk n sugar is for heathens and bitches like…..im bitches. i want to Enjoy the drink.

6: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

not really any lol!! i mean i Never do ~original content~ (even as a kid unless you count like, doodling random animals in the margins of schoolwork, which i don’t really) but within that sometimes it’s likes “the mortifying ordeal of ppl consuming ur content that you projected onto Real hard” but if i like, went and just straightup Draw Your Mood’d i’ll usually say so, and it hasn’t happened like that too often………i’m generally cagey and cards-close-to-the-chest Except Obviously when it comes to like, “the art of embarrassing-ish vent-y text posts in the dead of night” which even then i didn’t get around to untilll idk? being 16 yrs old, ish? but i never really Directly Express My Feelings through art……never was one to write songs or poetry in my teens or anything……i can’t even really do Diary / memoir Comics or anything b/c like, writing in My Own Voice in that way or god forbid anything like self-depiction just never feels like i’m doing it right / it’s genuine. i’m way too like, i really don’t have like, a “be yourself” natural mode,always aware of myself lol like How Do Yall Stop Performing Ever, and so anything that’s like, me Expressing Myself through a way in which i would choose how to present it like you do via art always feels accordingly Performative (not in a good way obviously like. so not Genuine that it doesn’t feel like there’s any point and it’d just feel weird). so yeah everything’s gotta be through a proxy…….me expressing my feelings through art is stuff like [me getting real into my mediocre LGW Singalong in the kitchen and getting misty-eyed towards the end]………..and otherwise i just express myself through like, conversation, just telling shit abt myself to people sometimes. or tweeting complaints about whatever’s frustrating me. or the occasional text post where it’s like, your repetitive vents and mentions of miserable boring life facts might Only be enjoyable to read if you put it into Memoir Comic Form lmao and i’m aware of that but. i truly just like, can’t express myself in that way. the closest i’d be able to come probably would be like, “take your Life Experience and finetune it into a 10, 15 min story like you’d hear on a podcast” but a) i’m not a great storyteller and b) there’s not really any Beginning Middle End stories here and c) my life has been fairly boring / uneventful. i do keep catching myself sort of like, searching for something in my life to craft into a Narrative but like, well who doesn’t, i guess.

#tysm!!#winstonthequant #i do essentially Only draw emotion (or at least a Mood) tho lol. basically just out here to draw expressions

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chanyueda · 5 years

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Chest of Letters ; Ch. 3

i got emotional while writing this idk maybe im just that shallow

also there’s something waiting for you at the end !! dont mind the timestamp uwu

this is probably the shittiest writing i have rn but hope you enjoy uwu love yall

The long car drive to the airport sent a nauseating feeling to Steven, who still can’t get over with the letters he’d read. He told himself he’d leave the chest behind but here he was, cradling it in his hands. The lid was closed, locked and shut, the letters inside calling to be read. The key to it dangled from his neck, for it to be easy to unlock later.

“Why don’t you read one? We’re still a long way from the airport.” Star’s tone had a teasing ring to it as he looked up the rear view mirror, taking a glimpse at his now former roommate. “I could see that you badly want to read one.”

“Stop,” he groaned, “you’re making it worse. Yes, I do want to read it but I’m saving it for later...when I get bored.”

“That sucks.” Star clicked his tongue. “I wouldn’t get to see your reactions.”

“That’s better for me, I guess.” Steven laid down on the backseat, attempting to get some sleep. He’d held the chest so tightly as if it were to be a stuffed toy that he can’t let go. Which, if you think about it, is true. He can’t let go of the chest. It contains the memories he chose to forget completely, including the persons in it.

He sighed, took the key and stared at it in the air. He couldn’t resist anymore; he unlocked the chest once more and took out the paper at the top of the pile. It’s time to read another one, he thought.

Taking a deep breath, he slowly unfolded the paper and let out a small gasp upon seeing the first sentence of the letter.

Hey, should I still continue? I mean, I said I would but I’m not really feeling it. Anyway, I’d tell you something.

I didn’t get accepted to my dream university. I worked hard to get in there but, no, it didn’t pay off. I locked myself up in this room and now I’m writing to you. I got the letter just this morning and it couldn’t get worse. I thought I’d be accepted. I thought I did my best.

It wasn’t enough. Wish you were here to stop me from crying. I still remember you sending me confetti before because you thought it would make me happy and, yes it did. Send me confetti again please?

Maybe he forgot what a letter should look like; there were no salutations and there’s not even a sign at the end. How can they be sure this was from Andrew? But then, he realized that he probably wrote it in the envelope, still, he couldn’t stop the questions that formed in his mind.

Out of all the questions, he only spoke one out, “Confetti? I sent confettis?”

Steven had Star laughing in the driver’s seat like a madman. He didn’t get what’s funny about that, the only thing he knew is what he did was stupid. Who in the world would send confettis in an envelope? Steven did apparently.

“Wow you’re crazy, Steven. Didn’t know you sent confettis.” He took a left turn. “Now I know what I’d give you when you reach New York.”

“No, do not. If you do, I’m flying back here in LA.” He threatened. “But...you know...”

There was a shifting of air inside the car, the atmosphere deemed to turn into sadness.

“There were no greetings again and this time, no name.”

Star hummed.

“Don’t you hum on me! I’m bothered!”

“Well, what should I say? Yay? I’d seriously keep my trap shut than say something sarcastic that would tick you off.”

Instead of replying, Steven proceeded to read the fourth letter. It was...unsettling. The first few words took him by surprise. He wanted to rip the paper off, but he couldn’t. His grip on the paper only tightened of anger and guilt. It was fairly short too, like the last one he just read.

I’m sorry but I can’t keep writing to you anymore. I just...I don’t know. I don’t have the willpower to do it anymore. As I write this, I feel a heavy weight in holding my pen like...I’m struggling with every stroke. I’m close to ripping this paper off but I’m continuing this because I want you to know my current state. I promised to tell you everything, right?

I miss you. Come back, please? I’ve been asking you to do it but you haven’t...I guess you do hate me. Yeah, maybe that’s it.

It was over. No ending statements or anything. Just that final paragraph. He probably scrapped it all but still sent it anyway. Poor guy, he only wanted someone to talk to.

His cheeks felt hot; tears were actually streaming down it, completely drenching the paper. The guilt started to consume him whole.

“I did this upon myself.” He blamed himself again. How many times has it been? “I was selfish. I didn’t write back for whatever reason and now, he just...gave up? It’s only the fourth one, my goodness!”

He sobbed at the backseat, locking the chest and leaving it on the other side. He was a shit friend, and he knew that the moment he read both letters.

Was he even a friend?

Star pulled up on a curb. He couldn’t handle hearing Steven cry out loud.

“Hey, uh...” he clicked his tongue. “I’m bad at this but, there’s still a pile left for you to read. He didn’t give up on that letter.”

“How can you say that? For all we know, he stopped writing and the remaining ones here aren’t from him.” He wiped his tears with the sleeve of his jacket. “I’m a bad person, Star. I shouldn’t have ghosted my pen pal. I feel guilty.”

“It’s never too late. You can always write back to him. Though...I don’t know where you’re gonna look for that address though.”

Steven paid no attention to what Star said, instead, he continued to ramble on, “Don’t you see? He waited everyday for who knows how long...for me to write back and I never did! I’m sorry but...I am a bad person. I really am.”

The next events shocked Steven to oblivion; Star had slapped him hard.

“Get your shit together, Steven! Look, you can’t end it here, I keep telling you there’s still so much to read which means so much for you to know! And, you can write back!”

Hours ago, he wanted to do that. Now, he doesn’t know what to do. Andrew probably does hate him already. Even if he were to write back, it’s too late and he might do the same thing, ignoring the letters like what Steven did.

“I’m gonna continue driving.”

The chest sat unattended for minutes, but Steven could only wonder what else it contained. What other emotions could it contain? It’s like he’d opened Pandora’s box, but instead of releasing evil on the world, it released guilt and sadness through the written letters.

He opened up his phone and scrolled through his social media accounts. He needed to free his mind from everything he’d read. The thought of searching for his pen pal on the internet crossed his mind multiple times while scrolling but decided against it; his first name was the only thing he knew. There are a lot of people who share the name, so what are the odds that he’d come across an account that belonged to him?

Then he saw it. He saw a post from a person he was following.

The post was a screenshot from twitter. His eyes widened upon reading it. The tweet had lots of likes and retweets, but he couldn’t see the replies.

This tweet...he’s looking for him.

#standrew #fanfic #letters #yay we’re at chap 3 #making progress #i got emotional while writing this idk why #buzzfeed worth it #ok i keep forgetting what tags i should put

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eddiespagheds · 6 years

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reddie youtuber au!

okay i know its been forever since ive posted my writing but i have a lot instore including a little prequal too this oneshot! i wrote this based off of a headcanon by @billdenbroughsponytail !! you should go check it out and show jenn lots of love!! i really hope yall like this!!

word count: 1348

ships: reddie

fluff cause im a sucker for it

Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak were both well known internet sensations, and have been for about 6 years now. Surprisingly enough their strong relationship of of 5 years began because of it. They now live together with their teams in a huge house where they film their Youtube videos.

Richie has a reaction channel that he uploads to every Monday and Wednesday while Eddie is an MUA that uploads every Tuesday and Thursday, and they upload daily vlogs everyday except for Sunday on a conjoined vlog channel they have. The happy couple wouldn’t be able to do any of this without their amazing crew that just so happens to be their best friends. Richie’s crew consists of Stan his editor, and Ben his writer while Eddie’s crew consists of Mike his editor, and Bill his writer, and Beverly films for both of them.

One day, all seven of them sat in their large office discussing video ideas for this week.

“I don’t know of a look I haven’t done yet Ben, it’s easy to run out of ideas rather quickly after doing this for six fucking years.”

Everyone just sat there staring at Eddie because it wasn’t like him to snap at someone like that, especially not Ben.

“Eds, maybe we should take a break for a bit, you’re starting to get really stressed” Richie began massaging Eddie’s shoulders almost instantly calming him down.

Eddie apologized to Ben before leading everyone to the living room where they ordered take out, and watched an old Friends rerun while simultaneously being on their phones.

“Have you guys seen James’ Twitter poll about shaving his eyebrows?” Bev laughed not even looking up from her phone.

“That’s it! I could tweet out asking what I should do for my next video!” Eddie practically jumped from his spot on the couch to go get his laptop, and he opened up Twitter when he returned.

“Okay, how does this sound? ‘Hey guys, tweet me some ideas for things you want to see in my video for Thursday!’” Eddie looked around the room, and saw approving faces reassuring him that his tweet was good.

About two hours later Bev grabbed the camera and began filming Eddie and Richie for the end of their vlog of the day.

“So, Eds here is about to reveal what you guys want his video to be about.” Richie said doing finger guns to the camera. “Okay drumroll please” He continued, switching to an impression of a ring leader. Bev turned the camera around, catching everyone stomping their feet and patting their laps.

“Well the majority of the people that responded are saying that they want to see the ‘Boyfriend does my voiceover challenge!’” Eddie said letting out a small giggle.

“Cute, cute, cute!” Richie was pinching Eddie’s checks as he spoke. “Hope you guys are ready to see the best damn voiceover in Youtube history” Richie sloppily kissed Eddie;s cheek, both of them laughing the whole time.

“Okay, that’s a wrap from us! See you guys tomorrow, please like and subscribe down below. We’re Reddie’s vlogs and we’re out!”The two said at exactly the same time since they had memorized their outro ages ago.

The following day they began to film Eddie’s video that was featuring Richie. The two sat in Eddie’s office that he always filmed his videos in. It had a pastel pink background, and a bright white table with a few mirrors on it. On both sides there were shelves filled with wigs, brushes, palettes, and so much more. There wasn’t a script for the video because Eddie could handle his intro, and the rest was going to be Richie saying whatever dumb shit came out of his mouth. Since Richie was going to be doing his voiceover Eddie just had fun doing his makeup while talking to Richie and Bev as she filmed the whole thing. It took Eddie about an hour to complete the look, and then he filmed his intro afterwards.

“Wanna film my intro with me?” Obviously Richie said yes because he was practically incapable of saying no to Eddie.

“Hello everyone, it is me Eddie K your favorite MUA, and with me I have Richie the trashmouth Tozier” Eddie spoke at a rather fast pace that made Richie let out a small laugh which only made Eddie laugh.

“I asked you guys on Twitter what you wanted to see for this week’s video, and surprisingly enough, you all wanted to see this idiot do my voiceover.”

Richie smirked to the camera before speaking.”And who am I to disappoint?” Richie winked to the camera, and Eddie only laughed the whole time.

“So, without further ado, let’s get into the video!” Eddie smiled as he watched Bev turn the camera off. Richie and Bev then made their way to Richie’s office where they would film the actual voice over portion of the video while Eddie waited in the living room.

* * * * * * * * * *

“Look at my Eds waving at the camera, looking all cute and shit. So, first he’s putting on lotion to keep his skin nice and soft and all that shit. Wait a minute...that’s my lotion! I used it with his mom last night.” Richie paused the video to wink at the camera before continuing the video. “He’s pouring some tan shit on the back of his hand, uhh i think it’s foundation or something like that. Now he’s fucking pounding it into his face with this marshmallow looking thing.” He stopped the video again and turned to the camera putting on his best Australian accent. “Aye, here we have one of the rarest of makeup marshmallows, completely edible, but hard to swallow.” Both him and Bev started laughing before Richie played the video and continued. “Now he’s putting some lighter tan shit under his eyes, probably to cover up the eye bags he gets from fucking me all night long. Now he’s putting on dome powder that’s whiter than Stan the man! I bet you could snort that shit. Holy shit look at my boy kill the game! Look at that contour. Y’all bitches can’t even spell contour. Is he putting shimmery eyeshadow on his cheeks??? What the fuck Eds.” He put on a bad British accent before speaking again. “Look at the lad, bringin’ out his eyes!” He chuckled a bit before averting his attention back to Eddie. “Oh my God, my Eds looks so fucking good with shimmery eyeshadow, it brings out his beautiful chestnut eyes quite nicely. Now he’s putting some black shit on his eyes. Ooh, look at the flicka da wrist, aye, look at the flicka da wrist. Yes look at my spaghetti man! Ohh I know what this is, it’s mascara. W-what is that orange thing? Why is he putting it up to his eye? Eds on’t do it, it’s an orange clockwork torture device! Oh, wait...nevermind, he just made his eyelashes look better. Look at all of those lipsticks he has. Ahh yes, he is choosing the red lipstick to symbolize spaghetti sauce because he is my Eddie spaghetti...I love him so much. And now he is spraying some shit that looks like water on his face. Wow he is gorgeous, look at his cute smile while he’s waving with his little hands aww.” Richie finished gushing over Eddie, and turned off all of the equipment before exiting the room, and Bev followed him out.

“Thanks again for doing this Rich.” Eddie said from where he sat on the sofa when he saw Richie appear in the living room.

Richie walked up to where Eddie was, placing a soft kiss on his lips before speaking. “Anything for you spaghetti.”

That Thursday the video was released, and it was a huge success. People have always loved seeing Eddie and Richie together, and that was very obvious based on the amount of likes, view, and positive comments that the video got. Bev and Bill had been telling them to do more videos together for months now, and maybe they’ll do just that.

let me know if you wanna be added to my tag list!

@trashmouths-love-to-cuddle @wlwrichie @eddiehoney @lovely-eddie-it @lovely-kaspbrak @kingsteve-more-like-dadsteve

#reddie imagines #richie tozier #beep beep richie #eddiek #eds #eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #reddie fanfic #losers club #eddie spaghetti

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futurewriter2000 · 6 years

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Honestly if I don’t say something I’ll die.

“Like honestly this rap battle between MGK and Eminem has me so angry. Yes, it keeps being on my mind becasue I go on twitter or o youtube and everybody be saying EMINEM ENDED MGK CARREER or EMINEM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MGK and then I go on twitter and everybody be hating on MGK saying EMINEM’S SONG HAS MORE WORDS THAN MGK'S.

Like what the fuck. Honestly, what.the.fuck.

First of let me clear up that before the battle I looked up to Eminem as a god but now...he just made it clear how he decieved me through his songs. Like I want to cry of how the truth hurts.

In most of his songs he goes to stand up for yourself, to not care what other people think and all that motivational speech but what he did.

He made songs that much people didn’t like as much as his old songs. This got on his mind and how he made it back to the publics eye: by releasing a diss track about every rapper he got his hands off, especially MGK.

And yes, MKG is not perfect but his rap style to me is amazing. It’s different and its honest and its relatable. So excuse me for saying that Eminem really got boring in the last years.

And here’s the thing about Rap Devil and Killshot. In Rap Devil MGK just pointed out the facts and yes, I think it was wrong he involved their kids in the song, but honestly I love that song because to me it was truth. A truth that every single rapper was afraid to say to Eminem. And when MGK wrote that he wants the new generation to stand up that was when I knew he was right. It is time for the new generation to have spotlight for once in their life. So as Rap Devil was facts and diss Killshot was mostly diss and insults of how ugly MGK is which is not true. Like at all he is who he is.

And you know when Eminem really hit low with me. When he made Killshot and wanted to destroy MGK career. And what kind of person tells other people to stand up for themselves, which MGK did and then just wants to destroy everything he built.

“ Stop all the thuggery, Marshall, you livin' in luxury (damn) “ - like yeah, I agree

“ I'm sick of you bein' rich and you still mad, let's talk about it “ - yeah, he wanted this why is he always complaining about it. He wanted this and if he wasn’t prepared what comes with fame than its your fault not the worlds.

“ Let's talk about the fact you actually blackballed a rapper

That's twice as young as you (let's talk about it) “ - honestly, what the fuck. He is just starting with his carrer. He didn’t have 20+ years to built an empire like Eminem did his. Mkg is only 20+ years old. He is just starting with his carreer.

“ Still can't cover up the fact

Your last four albums is as bad as your selfie .” - yes, i loved Eminem for his songs but even I had to admit that not all of them was as great and the new ones weren’t much good.

“ Now tell me, what do you stand for? (what?)

I know you can't stand yourself (no)

Tryin' to be the old you so bad you Stan yourself (ha) “ - period end.

“ They told me you mad about a tweet

You wanted me to say sorry (what?)

I swear to God I ain't believe him (nah)

Please say it ain't so (no)

The big bad bully of the rap game can't take a fuckin' joke “- excatly, a big bad bully of the rap game can’t take a fucking joke. How much he dissed other rappers and celebreties and he wants an appology. How he offended Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in one of his songs like did they get an apology. Like what? Didn’t know what to say so you just judge other people for whatever you can find on them.

“ I know your ego is hurtin'

Just knowin' that all of your fans discovered me (hi) “ - I think thats true. I think his ego is a little hurting because from those years that Eminem took a break, other people kept saying and rumoring MGK may become the new Eminem, due to their similarities. And it pissed Eminem off.

And the last or not least: “ Still bitter after everyone loves you.” - agreed.

So yes and the way Eminem fans treat MGK is just wrong. Saying he got more words in his songs than MGK, even counting them like what the hell. You didn’t mind MGK back in 2012 when this “may” have started but now when Eminem saw that six years later..yes, it was SIX years ago,...found out about this thing like now you are all defending Eminem’s honor and shit. Like no. I loved Eminem for his music and his messege through songs that right now don’t sound the same as they used to before all that. And how 50 Cent keeps dissing MGK saying how eminem killed him with Killshot. Like yall both old and old generation will stick together. What do you think? And yes, Eminem isn’t to me what he used to be. I respect him. He’s been through shit of a life but so was MGK and I respect him too. Eminem had no right to attack MGK like that. Like yes, I agree, Eminem is a big angry baby who clearly says something but does the other.

So yeah. No matter what reputation Eminem upholds and what he did in the past, welcome to the present and future. Stop living in the past for once in your life and look at the positive side. Mentioning how great he was back years ago, yeah we get it, you are the greatest rapper alive (his own words not mine. Just to see how egotistical he really is.)but just becasue you “are” does not mean you have to look down on other, younger and becoming rappers.

And guess you could say, God never was on my side. I stick with the Devil on this.

#mgk #eminem #rap #rap battle #rap diss battle #diss

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homieswithhades · 6 years

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BTS Analysis;

I don’t even know if I can call this an unpopular opinion bc I know some people agree with this, this is more of an in-depth analysis and personal experience I guess. It’s all about bts... and its lowkey a mess. I apologise in advance for any grammar/spelling errors, and times I may contradict myself a bit. This is something that REALLY bothers me. I just want to clarify that I love bts a lot, and that I was the HUGEST STAN for a good 5ish months. I still stan them but not as much due to the following reasons.

They just don’t make good music anymore. They love yourself era was when everything turned to shit. The actual core love yourself concept is very good but,,,, it was executed really poorly.

Dna was my first comeback with them, even though I’ve been listening to them since august 2016. But when actually became a stan in April 2017, I was obsessed with them. I was so damn excited for their September 2017 cb that my standards were through the roof. During the summer they changed the logo and did the beyond the scene thing,,, that’s the first thing that kind of irked me,,, and then they did the highlight reels in the style of I need u and they were redeemed.

When love yourself her started promotions and teasers, the bar was higher than the person who edited the DNA mv. The concept pics were so unfitting??? And just lacked that aesthetic element. I dint like them at all,,,, and the album cover was,,, below standard and looked rushed and lazily designed. But when serendipity came out I loved it (and I still do) so that fuelled my expectations for the music, even though they weren’t really that damaged by the odd first impression of the album. But then DNA came out and???? I was so disappointed?????? The beat was so annoying,,, the mv was so ugly,, the outfits were ugly,,, the lyrics were weird. In other words DNA was just a straight up flop... I hoped the rest of the album would have been better but,,,, it really, REALLY wasn’t.

After love yourself her I lost a lot of interest in bts. I missed their old music so much, and I was genuinely upset over it. I didn’t follow them as closely as I used to. I started to joke about them with my friends who lost interest in bts before me, but I still missed the old bts so much. The whole Ellen show thing, all the western media like Buzzfeed and Billboard making vids and articles about bts, all the rigged award shows, it pissed me off bc they were getting famous in the US bc of their worst album that didn’t display their full potential at all!!!!

Imma just go out and say it, armys are one of the most toxic fandoms ever.

Sometimes they’re just plain disrespectful and starting arguments where they don’t belong. I wouldn’t be able to count how many times I got attacked on Twitter, Instagram and even in the YouTube comments for expressing a different opinion. I remember all the fan wars and scandals. All the mobs at airports, All the times k-fans and i-fans tried to ruin another groups reputation (I’m not saying other fans never did this, bc it was always a thing, but it was never this extreme.) and the fuckin credit card thing oh my god,,,, a huge shitstorm caused by one fandom that lasts for years on end.

When bts got really mainstream, and gained more young western fans, they really ruined bts even further for me. Not to mention all the cringey tweets and memes, they hurt to look at. I absolutely don’t mind the “you got no jams” meme or the “ExCuSE mE” one, bc theyre just pure goof from the members, but when armys took it and overused it, that’s when it started to get annoying.

Some armys genuinely think bts is the only kpop group and that the world revolves around them. They comment “annyeonghaseyo any armys here???!!!” in the most unexpected places, I deadass saw someone on my overwatch team playing quick play with the name “army.FOREVER.saranghae” yall do realise it costs 10$ to change ur blizzard username, right?

Some armys also don’t respect other kpop groups in older gens (or any other ones for that matter) and assume that bts broke through into the western world themselves, which is complete bullshit, without groups like bigbang, shinee, tvxq, shinhwa, h.o.t, seo taiji boys etc etc (and other ones I don’t know of rip) kpop would have never gotten into the western world.

I never identified as an army bc I knew they were cringey bc of my friends who were HUGE armys back in 2016 and low-key koreaboos, and I knew what the bad stans looked like, so I never associated with them, and just called myself a bts stan. But the whole western situation just got so goddamn worse. I was sick of the Americans plaguing bts for me.

I also wanna say, I know not all armys are toxic and cringey. And I respect the level headed and chill Armys, yall are doing it right.

Moving on from Armys, I noticed a change in bts themselves. Namjoon changed his stage name, which absolutely sent me. I understand the meaning behind it but for some reason I felt that he did it to be fake deep? Or woke, and that he tried to completely cover-up his past self. The other members became cocky and were always draped in all that ugly Gucci and designer shit. I knew they were being forced to act the way they were acting, bc I know them well. I know how they really are. I know that they’re good people. I know they’re very humble deep down. They had that special connection with their fans before, that made u feel like u were good friends with them, and they absolutely ruined that. They’re being forced to put on this fake image to impress you filthy Americans.

I still stan bts atm. But I stan them for their old music and the people they truly are, not who they are portrayed to be. I can’t remember when euphoria came out, but I was kinda annoyed they tried to incorporate hyyh prologue into their shitty concept. And the song was also annoying and too edm-ish (like most of their new songs, idk why their style completely changed). Anyway, when tear came out, I was still kinda off the bandwagon, and I saw the concept pics and I was surprised at how nice they were. I saw the album cover, which was still ugly but better than the previous one. Then Singularity came out and!!!!! I loved it a lot. And then fake love happened. Oof is all I have to say. But some songs on the album, were actually good. Like the truth untold, paradise and OUTRO TEAR. Outro tear will remain the best song in the love yourself trilogy.

I also feel that I have to acknowledge that for all the love yourself albums only the intro and outro were genuinely up to standard (except outro answer).

Then came love yourself answer and idol. When I found out they were collabing with niki minaj I lost it. The concept pics were ugly once again, it was supposed to a controversial comeback???? And??? It wasn’t. I’m honestly glad it wasn’t promoted.

I noticed a repetitiveness with songs on answer. The beat was off with the singing. It was all just a mess. I also noticed the amount of godddamn auto tune in the songs (eg, mic drop, fake love, idol, airplane pt.2 and others I can’t remember atm) all of bts’s old songs all sound unique and different, and they all had this “emotional” element to them, to elaborate on that, compare dna, fake love or idol to save me, I need u or young forever. Notice how dna, fake love and idol convey absolutely no emotion through the lyrics or the actual beat of the song, unlike save me, I need u or young forever, that literally have more sentimental/emotional value in the few English lines that are in the song then all of the lyrics in their 3 new title tracks combined. I think this is my most difficult point to explain bc different songs make people feel different things, but it’s no doubt that you can tell the difference between a song that’s made to appeal to the masses with no unique properties to a song that coveys deep emotion (whatever the emotion may be) through the beat, the lyrics and the sound of the vocals/rapping alike. Listen to intro nevermind, and then listen to go go and just try to tell me that im wrong.

Alos, bts seem to have incorporated auto tune into songs, especially on their vocalists. bts don’t need the auto tune bc they’re good vocalists. Also, I have to mention, the vocal line isn’t the “best” per say. they’re good vocalists but it’s nothing special. Seokjin is the best vocalist period. Jungkook’s voice is generic, and in recent songs he has been straining it to reach the notes. Taehyungs voice isn’t even that special, it’s just deep, and it only really suits ballads and R&B songs like singularity or butterfly. Jimin has a very nice voice, but again, it’s nothing extraordinary. I feel that Jin has the most vocal potential, and he doesn’t get to show it, he has this really unique voice, idk what it is about it that just??? I really love it. But to clarify, I’m not hating on their voices or saying there untalented, because they’re very talented, but most of vocal line gets too much credit. As for rap line, I think they’re one of bts’s strongest points. Namjoons style is so smooth and just overall good? It amazes me that he rapped so well over the years with a breathing problem. Hoseok is a good rapper too, his sound is unique and his adlibs add to that uniqueness in older songs, as for Yoongi, I genuinely think he’s one of the best rappers in the industry, it’s not about the speed element, it’s about his flow, his power, his emotion, everything about his rap is just amazing.

Now I wanna talk about the member’s individual popularity. The maknae line has the most stans, and quite frankly, their stans are the worst. Treat all of the members with the same love and respect. Sure, it’s perfectly fine to have a bias but to disregard the other members is just plain wrong.

Bts are human beings, first and foremost, and then there musicians second. They’re being made into media puppets and clout bait, which they absolutely don’t deserve. They deserve recognition for their good stuff, which they have PLENTY of.

All in all, I’m sick of the American attention. It’s cringey, annoying and unnecessary. Sure, bts deserve recognition but not that much of it!!!!!!

And they were being recognised for the wrong thing for fucks sake!!!! I didn’t like ANY of the new songs on answer. I only liked epiphany. And then I found out it wasn’t written by any of the members. Rip. Fans will unfortunately blindly follow, stream and like whatever they put out like blind sheep because it’s accustomed to them, bighit KNOW that they’ll make more money in America. They know no matter what bts put out, no matter how shit it is, fans will like it and itll be revenue for the company. And all the mobile games and the bt21??? Was so unnecessary?? Capitalism amirite? Quantity over quality. It’s the sad truth.

Armys tend to mix up criticism and hate. Although there is a very thin line between the two, there is a difference. Criticism is the analysis and judgement of the merits and faults of something. Hate is blind and unjustified. Hate is disliking something for no reason, or for a very invalid reason. So for example, saying; “I don’t like this apple because its bitter and im not a huge fan of bitter things” is fine to say, unlike, “FUCK THIS APPLE BECAUSE ITS BITTER, FUCK ALL APPLES” you know? It’s okay to dislike a group. It’s NOT okay to hate on a group. No one’s is going to gain anything by hate.

So, all the youtubers are reacting to bts for clout, the fandom is a fucking mess, armys are attacking other fandoms for no reason, the members lost their TRUE humbleness and neglected their real personalities and they’ve put out 3 overall bad standard albums over the course of a whole ass year.

But I still have this spark of hope for them. Why? Because I love them, they have a special place in my heart. I know they have the potential to be amazing, unique and just overall good people with their own personalities, and truly special musical abilities.

After their tour I honestly, really hope the attention dies down and they put out another good, original, album like the hyyh albums, with nice concepts, good songs, and a pleasant to look at mv. It’s really all I ask for. The old bts. I know I’ll never get them back, and I absolutely cherish their old stuff, like the bulletproof logo, bangtan boys, rap monster, hyyh, young forever, no more dream, wings, them all goofing around together and not caring about their image, their wholesome interactions with fans, and all the songs and concepts and theories that never have, and never will be recognised.

On a final note, I realise I can’t blame bts themselves entirely for this. This stuff is only partially “their fault”. Its bighit’s fault, the army’s and haters fault and the media’s fault. But, America is to blame the most. That’s all for today.

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kadyshackkk-blog · 6 years

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Final Reckoning Episode One Review plus a little info from seasons past.

Hello World! Mtv’s Hit The Challenge Returned Tuesday July 10, 2018 at 9pm! This season is “the end of the challenge as we know it”. Which as of right now I’m calling total b.s. since well mtv the last few season has been “recreating” older seasons ie; The Challenge Invasion of the champions, a very sad and terrible attempt to recreate the iconic The Ruins. Then we went into Dirty 30, the longest season in existence and a horrible rip off of Free Agents which in my opinion was the last great season of the show. In the dirty 30 we had something called the purge aka lets fuck Darrell over and allow a bunch of idiots to run the show. Yes I am still bitter because Darrell was robbed out of a title that season and instead our winners were a racist and an anti feminist douche lord, I mean Camila and Jordan. Then we slide into Vendettas after that tragic second season of Champs V stars, which we won’t even talk about since it was a bunch of d list celebrities who i didnt even know and well the terrell owens aka the biggest bitch in the nfl. Moving along, on Vendettas we received a much needed invasion of new people from big brother and mtv uk! Be warned I have never watched mtv Uk shows or any big brother so I had zero idea who these people were but I was excited to see them! We also got from season 5 of are you the one Kam, Eddie, and Alicia. I loved that season of ayto and the people they chose to come onto vendettas made total sense. But what didn’t make any sense at all was the poor get rid of eddie they did. Now I will only say this once and the source that told me this is very credible since he was on their season of ayto he also doesn’t like either person involved however he dislikes eddie more. Simple fact is Alicia Lied, plan and simple. There was never a restraining order or anything of that nature. You can look it up online its public information in every state. Moving on from that, the additions from the uk were all very attractive, and before you gasp and say even Kyle?! Yes even Kyle , I feel like he looks better in person then he does on tv. The fights that season we’re beyond annoying . This was my face anytime Kailah or nicole spoke or were on my tv screen

I give them both a chance every season they are on but they always make me regret giving said chance. The luggage throwing incident pissed me the fuck off. & Before you all go WeLL cArA dID iT To JOrdAn guess what she put a waterproof bag of his clothes in water omg get over it. Jemmeye Kailah & Britni Ganged up on kayleigh because of a rumor about her and bananas that Devin started to get Johnny thrown into elimination. It was not okay, it is never okay to touch someone elses belongings ever. I do not care, her stuff was broken and none of the actual apologized for it.

Now for what you came for my review of the Challenge Final Reckoning Episode 1

First off I was hoping this season was a team season sadly it was just a rip off of the Rivals series which was only decent for rivals 1 and 2. Rivals 3 was ridiculous and a waste of time and energy. In the beginning we see everyone show up and Tj is all like guess what your partner is buried and you have to find them! oh and the last two teams will be sent home ending their time in south africa. Me as a view knowing damn well tj is full of shit

We see Zach dig up his partner Amanda first. Listen I was very excited to hear that Amanda was coming back this season! I really was until all the twitter beef with cara, and unless you’ve been living under a rock you know exactly what I am talking about. (hint him and amanda won the challenge wooooooooh)

Here is everyones partnerships.

Zach & Amanda; Their beef seems a little forced since it’s about Amanda “making up” lies about jenna that even jenna confirmed was true. This team will go far if Zach learns how to work well with women.

Angela & Faith; I honestly don’t understand their beef, really over tor’i really. irrelevant ass team. Angela doesn’t have that same energy she did with Alicia when it comes to Shane and Kam. They won’t go far unless someone (cough cough angela sleeps with someone in power, pulling a veronica in the ruins when she hooked up with my favorite toothbrush twin evan.)

Dj Bald I mean Brad & hair plugs pathological liar I mean kyle; THIS TEAM MAKES ZERO SENSE YALL DEADASS MADE SOME SHIT UP. UHM HELLOOO DARRELL TAYLOR DID NOT WHOOP THAT ASS ON THE RUINS FOR ZERO REASON. Like mtv please stop calling kyle , he literally makes me want to stab him daily.

Cara & Marie; Listen these two have serious dislike for each other over a fucking tweet cara liked & it makes sense they are together. I honestly think this team will do well if Marie Actually fucking tries which i think she will. Tbh marie did campaign to be caras Partner.. However I feel like we as viewers deserved a coral cara team. Those two are both very strong women who need to work out their issues and become civil because I personally love them both.

Ct & Veronica; An og team, ct called v weak but she won more daily challenges then the majority of the girls on dirty 30 . A team to actually fear if they try and win

Derrick & Tori; Yasssss my boo derrick is back!!!!!! Don’t tell tyler but i adore derrick and think hes amazing. I really like tori as well but her taste in men is just as questionable as mine. Back story tori cheated on derrick with jordan. therefor they don’t like each other.

Bananas & ??? : THIS LITERALLY COULD BE ANYBODY. I’m hoping its sarah so he can break his curse and retire because honestly no one can touch his record unless Landon came out of retirement or if production doesn’t keep fucking over darrell

Joss & Sylvia the sheep; Joss is Hot , and he voted sheep into the elimination and she got mad. damn well knowing she would’ve done the same thing. they do great.

Kam & Melissa; I love this team, this “rivalry” started over a misunderstanding I’m hoping they do well...

Natalie & Paulie; I don’t care enough to waste my time

Nelson & Shane; I’m actually started to like nelson, my dislike for him comes from my loyalty to tyler.. I love shane he is the sassy gay bff that I need in my life. This team will do well if nelson and shane both keep themselves in check

Mama Day & Jozea; I’ve never watched big brother but this team is by far my favorite big brother pairing, I follow both on twitter and they make me laugh daily. underdogs i stan

Britni & Chuck; The hotmess express team. Clearly still feelings there, chuck sucks for what he did to her, they will need to find a way to get past their issues

Jenna & Jemmeye; One of the best moves in challenge history caused this feud. they will do well, jemmeyes brain and jennas brawn.

Kailah & Kayleigh; Failah likes to bully others kayleigh was her victim last season. they’ll probably be out pretty early..

Now to the results of the challenge

Amanda and Zach won.

I’m not to sure about the rest of the order except for the fact Day & Jozea came in last but before jem & Jenna and Chuck & britni.

it was chucks fault him and brit lost

it was jennas fault her and jem lost

but was anyone really in shock

So then we hear bananas yelling for help since his partner left due to family emergency everyone goes digs him up and if it was up to me he wouldve been sent “home” and not brit and chuck since they almost beat day and jozea.. after they get bananas hoe ass out tj announces that amanda and zach are able to send another team home! And out of all the teams these two dumb asses pick day and jozea. like uhm helllooooooo!!! ya’ll deadass had the chance to send send strong teams home... I can’t the stupidity of these two i can’t. SO then the three teams leave and “go home”. Everyone goes to the house and already a fight breaks out between shane and angela, over a fucking shelf. Homegirl didn’t have the energy with shane like she did with Alicia , but we already knew she was a fraud. Then cut to outside where Joss and amanda are already flirting with each other. I will give credit is due, Amanda is a beautiful girl but has a very ugly soul and joss is very smart to hookup with her, camera time is everything and why not hook up with one of the most dramatic cast members ever. Cut to Syliva saying this could go great for her alliance or terribly for her alliance at least shes smart. The Que the amanda and joss makeout session. Then we cut to bananas cara and hair plugs talking about cara and kyle. Everything out of kyles mouth is a lie and garbage. Kyle states hes gonna sleep with other people and caras like cool whatever . The cut to faith and hairplugs making out, then faith gets into hottub and johnny being johnny brings it up in front of cara, and cara pulls a queen move by being like if he doesnt want me im not gonna wait around. boy bye best choice shes ever made. Then baby girl proceeded to go into a room and make herself look bad by trying to get at paulie. Like oh no baby what is you doing go to sleep and leave him alone..

Then we cut to the best part of the night in my opinion, first we see melissa walk in and try to be civil with kailah, failah wants zero part in it but melissa still tries because melissa wants to be nice then failah pushes melissa and melissa molly whopped her then they were pulled apart

Everyone but kailah stans on twitter

Then the teams who were “sent home” arrive at the redemption house and tj explains some shit i wasn’t paying attention because i didnt care at that point

Then they go to the photoshoot day and Tj shows up which is never good..

Tells melissa and kailah they are both out ..

Now we dont know kam and kayleighs fate, we find out next week..

Over all this episode was awesome , the cliffhanger was needed , we had a fight some hook ups and a twist.

this season will be interesting to say the least.

#mtv the challenge #final reckoning

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onelovewonderwoman · 6 years

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okay so lemme tell yalls as my first storytime with mel about these two bitches that get on my god damned nerves ouuuuu hoes you gon be hearing more and more about them. so, i’m friends with these two girls, let’s call one clutch and the other windmill cause it has to do with some sort of characteristic (and my actual close friend @traxgedy came up with the name clutch cause that girl’s on crutches, but like no disrespect to people who give crutches it’s just a nickname and it’s kinda apart of it)

SO today, as i’m still in high school, had a huge chance of being a snowday (where buses are cancelled and there’s technically no school cause no one shows up) and it didn’t end up being a snow day. so me and my other friend (let’s call her brit) brit has taken to twitter as a joke and started tweeting at our school board’s transportation twitter and told me to “unite” so we can protest [literally as a joke, you can see that]. i said “we have exams coming up, we need this snow day @ username of school board transportation” and literally left it at that

so i go to school, feeling good as always cause i got a bunch of friends and aquintences at school, ngl and i go to see clutch and windmill. the moment i go to them and say “hi” clutch didn’t even let me speak before saying “why would you post that on your twitter?? you know universities see that type of stuff” and windmill literally goes after, “you’re gonna be homeless and never get anything in your life because of this” so sure of her words

my eyes popped out of my socket and i’m just thinking in my head ‘are you both fucking stupid??’

and like i’m just like wtv in my mind and turn to look at my other friend, who is @ traxgedy (i’m not gonna yah her twice cause it’s just annoying on both ends, oh and let’s just call her recal) so i just turn to recal and start to mind my own god damn business and another friend, let’s call her desert, comes in with this big ass shakespeare book, saying she’s read ahead, and i go “i haven’t even started the act we’re reading” and this bitch windmill just kinda turns in her chair and mutters under her breath, idk if she wanted me to hear, and goes “cause you have too many distractions”

oooooo and this bitch is taking about my my close ass friend recal cause she’s called recal that before. LIKE BITCH DID I ASK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION

and lemme just prefasis that these two literally never want me to be friends with anybody else, and like they make me feel bad if i go hang with recal and her much more fun and freeing and nice friends.

usually i stay, but i was so fed up this time i just told recal and i was like “i wanna go hang with the other guys and stuff”

and recal knows how these girls are cause i’ve told her and stuff about how they treat me and stuff, and she HATES the hell out of them so the dumbass (and i say this in the most caring way possible cause she’s freakin awesome i can’t even says f*** when i talk about her cause that’s just disrespect) just fucking smiles and turns and is like “k, cmon let’s go”

so we go

when class starts, i’m in class with clutch (who is the worst of all btw) and literally is trying to act so chill with me when she’s just so ugh (and lemme just tell you, ik the thing that happened in the morning is so small and stupid, but there’s just so many other things that i’ll get to in another thing because this is a story and i’ll tell you guys another time how the feelings are on every part and stuff) but yeah so i just barely talked. and i barely even talked to anybody! like it was like one of those days where i was down and i didn’t feel like going around and being like myself and everyone has that, right???? seriously, correct me if i’m wrong, please.

so fast forward to lunch, recal is tellin me that i have to spend it with her instead of windmill, clutch, and brit (which i felt kinda bad about, but not because of guilt with windmill and clutchbecause i’m so done with them by this point, but i really love brit cause she’s awesome) she’s saying like “you can’t let them control you” and it’s true ya know?

like it’s like they think they have this control over me and who i hang out with. if i don’t hang with them, everyone else is a distraction. if i don’t do my homework, everyone else is a distraction. if i don’t listen or watch something they send me, ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS A DISTRACTION. (and this bitch clutch is obsessed with Maroon 5, and no hate to the band, but she’s always trying to get me to listen to their stuff and sends me stuff to listen too. i’m like okay i’ll listen to them but i don’t have all the time in the world to do so! and this bitch thinks i do!)

but like whatever. lunch is good. i spend it away from them and it’s kinda awesome cause i get to spend my time with actual good friends who don’t try to put me down (clutch always seems to think that if her mark is lower than mine, then there’s something wrong. in english tho cause that’s the only class we have together and lord help me if next semester i have more than one class with her and windmill imma cry)

but after third period, i’m going down to fourth cause my school has three god damned floors, i see clutch. this bitch just gives me that one face with squinted eyes and it’s like that wtf face and i’m just thinking ‘what the hell is she so mad about’ so i’m just walking past her while i say to her, cause we don’t have much time to get to classes, “what’s wrong??” she doesn’t answer and brushes me off and goes on her way

brit just taps me while we’re walking and goes, “she’s just mad that you didn’t talk to her this morning and stuff, don’t sweat it. just don’t tell her i told you, she’ll get mad.” (brit’s a sweatheart just so you know she never wants anything bad to happen)

but i go off on her (not on brit but like i start venting-ish about clutch)

i go “i don’t have to talk to her every waking day, i have other friends too i’m allowed to talk to them and stuff like she doesn’t control me”

it kinda ends there but i went on to tell recal the same things i’m bouta tell you. this both clutch is always ALWAYS in a bad mood. the normal thing for people not talking to you or something is because they’re in a bad mood and sometimes pissed off at you, but not even all the time. she may not think she pissed me off (which she did, but it’s not just with something that tiny from this morning, but she’s just always so rude towards me and trying to put me down and it’s just for something tomorrow, i’ll tell you guys tomorrow morning about the feelings part and stuff) but just like people are allowed to be in a bad mood. this bitch acts as though she hadn’t said on multiple occasions “don’t talk to me, i’m in a bad mood” and stuff like that! she’s always complaining about school and mostly her knee and doctors to me. like she’s always pissed off and it’s suddenly not okay for me to be. like it’s not okay for me to be happy with other people and it’s not okay for me to be pissed off at her or windmill.

but the thing is also that i talked to the bitch in class too, i wasn’t even rude or any of that shit! i was just normal but not as hyper and shit like i usually am (like making dirty ass jokes and shit like that) but it’s just ugh.

like im trying so hard to shake her and not have a relationship with her, at least not a close one, but it’s so hard especially with how i have really nice and good friends who are friends with them. and like i know from personal experience how much shit they talk. like they’ve talked about people who they think thought they were “too good for them” and left their group to go hang out with other people. and okay the time i would be “yeah that’s really douchey man i’m sorry” BUT IM NOT SORRY ANYMORE BITCH THIS IS WHY THEY LEFT

my friends now, not the bitches, are so sweet and fucking care about me as a person and don’t try to deliberately tear me down as an individual and turn me into someone that i’m not

WOOH i’m done jeez that was long as fuck

more to come hoes more to come

#two bitches sitting in a tree k-i-l-l kill me please #storytime with mel

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