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#what's not clicking
prokopetz · 19 days
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Level 1: Being contemptuous of pro wrestling because it's "fake".
Level 2: Acknowledging the artifice, but still having fun with it.
Level 3: Acknowledging the artifice except for one specific bit, like you freely grant the outcomes of the matches are scripted but act like you think Undertaker really did come back from the dead all those times.
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cassierobinsons · 5 months
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"why do you care so much about Emma slice girls" she was a supernatural creature raised in a warrior cult who struggled against the violent brainwashing she experienced and I am a cas girl. hope that helps.
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nevertheless-moving · 4 months
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"Huh? Oh, ha, i didn't say it was good, I said I loved it - oh hey you watched, that's awe - wait, why are you mad, come back -"
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roach-works · 1 year
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insane that people are starting to pass around the ‘notorious pedophile roachpatrol’ shit again to warn new twitter refugees about me when i’ve been openly and blatantly a monsterfucker for my entire time here. like there isn’t a secret nefarious agenda going on. you don’t have to da vinci code my methodology based on scattered scraps of out of context pictures and phrases to prove i’m actually big horny for earth human children. like i am repeatedly reassuring everyone with my whole chest that i like aliens and monsters and women who are big enough to kill and eat me and i said some extremely dumb and poorly-phrased shit about artistic freedom like eight years ago.
i feel like if someone turns out not to be interested in hurting children, your reaction shouldn’t be incredulous rage? it should be relief? like cool there’s one less pedophile in the world than you thought there was. good job! now get off my dick already. i’m saving myself for a nine foot tall alligator woman.
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darling-sephiroth · 7 months
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yes yes sefikura toxic but consider this... they should fuck
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weareallrealizing · 2 years
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ladies and gentlemen. we got 'em
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jessaerys · 10 months
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“universe where he grows up alongside mello his entire sexual awakening and formative puberty experiences are mortifyingly rewritten by years of getting bullied by what is essentially a mean but occasionally caring older brother figure” YESS exactlyyy. can u pwease tell us more give me headcanons 👁️👅👁️
i don't know what else to tell you it's a pretty self contained thought 
sometimes you're raised in a high-stress environment being brainwashed from childhood to believe the only thing that matters in life is being a fucked up little detective so to encourage you they pit you against a sexy hot sexy sexy hot sexy guy who hates you passionately because you're slightly better than him at this arbitrary academic thing but also not really because growing up in the same house bonds you as a family whether either of you like it or not which in turns adds a heaping dose of affection to the whole complicated one-sided rivalry thing that is mostly just annoying to you and you think is beneath you but really you probably only think that because you're winning at becoming an L replacement My Sweet Audrina style something that is normal to want and possible to achieve. and then you hit puberty and suddenly getting shoved into walls comes with an unbearable amount of sexual tension due to the aforementioned high-stress high-competition insulated environment because you don’t interact with literally any other peers with like different outlooks on life outside this YA dystopia-ass school so the combination of claustrophobic familial love and this manufactured personhood scarcity which leads to these insane life or death stakes that are definitely giving you lifelong complex ptsd while being hotboxed in raging teenage hormones permanently rewire your neural sexual pathways and now you only care to get off if he’s manhandling you a little and you’re going to make it mello’s problem. you become responsible forever for what you have psychosexually spawned or whatever saint-exupéry said in the little prince. what’s not clicking
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epilepticsaints · 7 months
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avesblues2 · 1 year
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And now I make one more appeal, my dear brothers and sisters. Watch out for people who cause divisions and upset people’s faith by teaching things contrary to what you have been taught. Stay away from them.- Romans 16:17
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Meenah: Makin fronds as an adult is th-e worst, i just want to know s-eapl-e alr-eady. no m-eet only know.
Arenea: 8ecome a 8rain witch, pro8lem is when you know most people get freaked out
Meenah: This p-erson said “b-ecome a brain witch” lik-e im suppos-ed to know what that is
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koheletgirl · 3 months
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yes????
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thegreatyin · 3 months
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How many times did you have to post abt the slut covered in blood 🤣🤣🤣 and for why- to be a menace? Im curious, because if menacing was your goal, you have accomplished it thoroughly lol
i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions
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serpentdyke · 2 years
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well it’s funny (x)
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alivedean · 8 months
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it happened in my beautiful mind
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beemovieerotica · 11 months
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dear tumblr user Bee Movie Erotica,
why steven colbert? why is he laying eggs?
sincerely,
tumblr user Human Wheatley's Left Toenail
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incarnateirony · 2 months
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maam did you just post toilet paper tartarus
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look at this whole thing again real close, shea. And realize why I said I'm afraid for your father with your choices.
Is ChatGPT having a stroke?
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2 p that time... 7 a my time?
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hmkay
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