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monocordum · 9 days
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Sherlock Holmes to Watson, taken out of context: "I can READ YOUR MIND because I'm in RAPPORT with you, I LOOK YOU IN THE EYES and I know what you're thinking, do you want me to prove it to you?"
Not out of context, in fact
(From The Adventure of the Cardboard Box, January 1893 issue of The Strand)
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moltage · 18 days
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''you, pretty boy!'' lives in my head rent free
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nepttunnee · 2 years
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the front bottoms have ruined my life
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wordfather · 7 months
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as a child my autistic ass took everything seriously so when someone told me of the urban legend that 'eating fruit seeds will make you pregnant with fruit' i believed it 100%. for YEARS i would meticulously pick the seeds out of fruit before i ate them, shaking in fear that i would give birth to an assortment of fruit like some fucked up fae curse. wait i never read the bible but what if thats what god wanted eve to do
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mooncalf87 · 11 days
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Why the hell are all my friends birthdays in April. This is offensive. I'm making a stuffed animal for my irl friend who's birthday is April 14th and then I'm making an animation for a online friend who's birthday is April 26th BITCH WHY DID YOU TWO HAVE TO BE BORN SO CLOSE SMH
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blairwaldorffs · 2 years
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Forget the four horsemen. The real evidence our world is coming to an end Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction. Gossip Girl (2007 - 2012) 3.02 The Freshman
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goth-fucker · 8 months
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I dont like sex anymore sorry guys. I'm all about film photography now
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hiraethminds · 9 months
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was going through a bunch as speed paints I plan to delete and found this
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Don’t remember drawing this I think I was possessed but i feel the shadows grabbing me by the heels and drawing me back into what ever this drawing was
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thxnks4themrms · 1 month
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It’s kinda silly I love it
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drewlyyours · 11 months
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THE SECRET OF SHADOW RANCH FANCAST
ND #10
Dave Gregory - Henry Cavill
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Mary Yazzie - Irene Bedard
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Tex Britten - Johnny Depp
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Shorty Thurmond - Brendan Fraser
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You got a steady back home??
MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI
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monocordum · 7 days
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Watson on Holmes, taken out of context: we took a long walk in silence, as befits two men who know each other INTIMATELY; in other words, if I don't drag him out of the house from time to time he's always stuck to that chair, and if--god forbid--someone comes looking for him while we're out, I'm never going to hear the end of it
Not out of context, in fact, especially as far as the old married couple vibes are concerned
(From The Adventure of the Yellow Face, February 1893 issue of The Strand)
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slimepuparibaba · 6 months
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this is a rlly dumb crack au guys im sorry
okay but like i've been fucking brainrotting for some reason about my versions of my otps of some otome games and twitter is shit and no one rlly reads my tumblr so just
imagine the four of them meeting
so it's like this:
luke and his mc, belle (tears of themis)
victor and his mc, yu (mlqc)
osborn and his mc, jue xiyu (light and night)
ayn and his mc, xiao ling (lovebrush / for all time)
and when they meet its the funniest shit ever because they just talk about all the crazy things that happened to them aklsdjfhaskljdfhaklsjghaskl
Victor: I am the CEO of Loveland Financial Group, but I am also an EVOLver--someone that has enhanced supernatural abilities. Mine is the ability to manipulate time, whether moving to the past and future, or halting it in it's place. I've seen the world nearly come to ruin, but it was all resolved thanks to my dummy, Yu. We still have a long way to go, though. The Laws of our world are never finished with us, but I guarantee that nothing will stop me from finding her. Not time, not space.
Luke: I was a secret agent, but after a mission, I was struck with a chronic illness, so I don't have much time to live. I've been trying to find a miracle that will cure me of it, but nothing so far. I avoided my best friend, Belle, for so long, but after reuniting with her and joining NXX with her, I decided to try and live out what days I might have left and find our miracle, together.
Osborn: Racer by day, bounty hunter by night. I'm a free spirit, really, though I've had my own fair share of mess-ups and troubles. Sometimes, i questioned why I was still here, and argued with myself over and over again. Not to mention I can summon blue flames, which might mean I have God Blood running through me. Whatever it is, though, as long as Xiyu is by my side, I'm fine. After all, my Lil' Xiao Five is my light in the night.
Ayn:
Ayn: i.
Ayn: i am a music student at an academy.
Ayn: that. is dating xiao ling.
Ayn: i guess.
And then meanwhile the girls are all like--
Yu: So it turns out I'm an EVOLver, I became the QUEEN and rewrote the rules of the world multiple times, was stuck in a time loop, and I might... be the CORE or something? It hurts my head, honestly.
Xiyu: Tell me about it. I'm surrounded by angels, ancient foxes, vampires, and I might be related to a God? It's insane, and I don't even know up from down anymore. So much for living the normal fashion designer life, right?
Xiao Ling: Oh, I'm a comic artist, but some of the comics I draw are actually based on alternative realities that I've visited! In each one, I always manage to find my way back to Ayn.
Belle:
Belle: I AM. A LAWYER.
Belle: AS IN I HAVE A LAW DEGREE?
Belle: AND I DEAL WITH. CRIMINAL CHARGES. AND MURDER CASES.
Belle: ...WHAT IS THIS SUPERNATURAL STUFF, I AM SCARED--
in the end, ayn and belle shake hands.
Ayn: Oh, Belle, Xiao Ling is normal like us too. Right, A-Ling?
Xiao Ling: Y-Y... Y-yup!
Belle: *stares at Xiao Ling in astonishment*
Xiyu: ...you didn't tell him about the alternate universes thing, did you?
Xiao Ling: N-nope.
Yu: Thought so.
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artisfox · 6 months
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how much do you hate starscream? and also how much do you like jetfire?
starscream is like a feral cat 2 me(affectionate) i love him and while could not fix him or make him worse(he is already the worst) could eat popcorn while i watch him crash and burn over and over again<333
i don't know enough abt sky/jetfire to have very strong feelings on him but he seems fun:333 i like his dynamic with screamy
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grimmjow · 7 months
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ive actually watched and read all of one piece before
back when it had like 800 almost 900 something chapters? somewhere around there
theres a lot about it i actually like. but theres also ALOT about it that i do not unfortunately
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jesustease · 3 months
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confused-beany · 3 months
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Selling the Sapphic enemies with hateful benefits agenda to my friends one drawing at a time
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