#what the heck even is it

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

#i'm not even trying to prove a point #I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi #the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident #insane #dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #dean is bi #bi dean #bi dean winchester #they did my son so dirty #he grew so much over the seasons #without his dad around to force toxic masculinity #they let him be dorky #goofy #geeky #good at cooking #but didn't let him be bi #i will be adding more to the list #the title is a bit of a hyperbole #some of these do make sense with Dean being straight #but they're honestly pushing it

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Batman had Danny by his leg. More specifically he was hanging Danny upside-down 40 stories in the air via said leg.

Okay. So Danny maaay have stolen some tech from a lab. Okay, a lot of tech. But Batman thought he was a witness or an accomplice! Not the perpetrator themselves! Does he do this to all his witnesses?

Appearently Danny said that last part out loud and his sass was unappreciated, hence Batman letting go. Unfortunately for both of them Danny didn't want to fall and he instinctually stayed there floating perfectly still in mid air.

Danny may be a terrible liar, but he was a phenomenal actor, especially when he's feeling spiteful. Alright, he thought random bullshit GO! Before Batman could comment, our little menace gave Batman a scandalized look, "You're a meta?!"

"No." The bats scowled even harder than before "Your abilities may have manifested just now."

Oh ho ho, Danny wasn't going to let him get away that easy. "My parents would have killed me if I had the meta gene. I know. They checked." That one wasn't exactly a lie. His parents would have seen any superpowers as confirmation that he or Jazz were ghosts and then it was game over and they did check thier DNA for something a lot when they were younger...huh. Thoughts for later than.

"How do you know you haven't gotten mutated by any of the stuff you deal with? Besides if they were my powers then I wouldn't still be hanging upside down."

Bats grunted in acknowledgment and just stared at him for a few seconds, which was uncomfortable. Lucky for him one of the other bats landed near Batman on the rooftop and asked about the situation. Danny didn't hesitate, "Batmans a meta! I'm stuck!"

"I am not"

"Are too!" Danny quipped back. He sounded kinda childish but he didn't particularly care at the moment. More bats came after the second one spilled the beans on some 'com' thing. They mostly mocked Batman and asked if he was okay, which he was but he would like to be let down please.

Eventually someone called 'Red Hood' showed up and was really really mad that Batman had threatened a kid.

There were fireworks after that. The kind that belonged on a soap opera and Danny wished he had popcorn for it. Unfortunately he was stuck disrespecting physics for the time being.

Or was he? The big bad bats attention wasn't on him at the moment now would be a good time to ru-

Danny screamed, genuinely startled at the sudden free fall. He heard multiple people swear and grappling hooks fire. The next thing he knew he was shaking while holding onto someone for dear life. It had been almost a full year since the accident and yet he still lost control of his powers sometimes when distracted.

Luckily Red Hood is super cool.

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Aka Danny gaslight Batman into thinking he has superpowers he can't control.

Red Hood is mad Bruce threatened a child.

#dp x dc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #red hood #jason todd #batfam #danny gaslighting bruce into thinking he might have superpowers is hilarious #danny continues to troll the batfam #in bruces defence danny was connected to the crime and is acting shady as heck #danny isnt even sure what all he stole only that its parts will be useful

[carrotkicks]

can't recognize. can't feel. can't. can't.

#see while i think there's some awareness inside the vampirized characters i also think. they have no idea what's going on around them. #like maybe they're operating on a base set of instincts and reactions #so like. chuuya wakes up. and has no idea what the heck is happening. #also also. i purposefully ended the comic before chuuya gets to touch dazai. something about his grief and pain always being denied #his inability to physically comfort dazai in the way dazai does for him. #hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry. every thing i draw has a purpose even if it looks shitty. #doodles #bsd #skk #chuuya #dazai #bungo stray dogs #bsd 109 #comic

[nattikay]

haha yeah so you know how Jake calls Neytiri "baby" in the comics? well I had a really stupid thought while driving the other day

imagine that the first time he calls her this, she's just found out she's pregnant, but hasn't told him yet. In fact, she's just about to do so, and when she tells him she needs to talk to him, he says something like "yeah sure, what is it, baby?"

and Neytiri, unfamiliar with English terms of endearment, is just like "...wAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW??!?!"

and Jake, utterly baffled by this response, is just

"wait wha—"

#avatar #jeytiri #jake sully #neytiri #both their mental loading wheels are spinning at million miles a minute #neytiri trying to figure out wHO THE HECK COULD'VE EVEN TOLD HIM— (she wants to have a Chat with that person) #and jake just trying to figure out kNOW WHAT?? WHAT DO I KNOW???!? HELP

[themeeplord]

BEAST

#What even is this show? Heck if I know #It's fun to draw the big robots tho~ #this was very VERY fun to make! it went through MANY versions before landing here. but I'm very happy with the result #hope you enjoy my newest hyperfixation~ #evangelion #neon genesis evangelion #fanart #art #my art #gore #cw gore #tw gore

[fluffyartbl0g]

Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #shirahoshi #kozuki momonosuke #IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!! #literally tears streaming down my face ‘But I think of you like a little brother! #You’ve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece #get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece #srsly. do it. I didn’t care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through #IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL #NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH #also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended. #but why aren’t there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothers… There’s like one on ao3 and it’s in italian… #PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI #IM SO MAD #SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!! #eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha #both times luffy hasn’t been able to talk to them… but he’s been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly #No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS #LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T #KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1 #99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO

[astronomodome]

i hope you get horse-cursed

#procrastination is the best motivator #if you arent going buck wild over random interactions in a minecraft youtube video are you even really living #anyway what the heck was that #hermitcraft #hermitblr #bdubs #gtwscar #my art #tw blood

[motleyfam]

If Jason’s learned anything living on the streets, it’s that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Like that time he found an entire queen-size mattress in a dumpster outside of the apartment building he and his mom were squatting in and dragged it home, only to discover that it was crawling with lice. Or the time when he agreed to watch some drug dealer’s car overnight for twenty bucks and ended up smack dab in the middle of some kind of gang war. Or the time when he came across a nearly full take-out container of still-warm shrimp alfredo sitting abandoned on a park bench, then spent the next 48 hours becoming extremely well-acquainted with every public bathroom in a half-mile radius.

Anyway, by the time Jason stumbles across a shiny black speedster abandoned in one of Park Row’s many sketchy alleyways, chrome rims gleaming in the moonlight, you’d think he’d have the sense to know too-good-to-be-true when he sees it.

Fuck it. He’s always been an optimist.

#Jason Todd #this kid is fricken’ hilarious #he looks at the fricken’ BATMOBILE and is like ‘heck yeah I’m totally jacking those tires’ #what a legend #he saw an opportunity and he POUNCED #even as Hood he’s so optimistic in the way he thinks he can stop crime by controlling it #idk I have a lot of thoughts on this #also this is the intro to a fic I’m gonna write Some Day™️ #hopefully #we’ll see #Batman

[sensitiveheartless]

(for after you've had the chance to read ch106)

As the resident soup connoisseur, do you have any recommendations for the current Dazai and Sigma soup? 🤔

Recommendation 1: If the soup broth is overheating (or on fire, as the case may be), one must remove the ingredients before they overcook!

Recommendation 2: The most vital ingredient in subversive soup-making is, of course, spices. Season well!

Recommendation 3: Eat while it’s still warm.

Recommendation 4: …profit?

(Mileage may vary.)

Bonus:

#this is cursed my apologies #resident soup connoisseur is not what I was expecting to become but I am very pleased with it XD #was not expecting it to be remotely relevant to bsd canon #speaking of WHY THE FLIPPITY HECK IS THE WATER ON FIRE #WHAT EVEN IS THIS PRISON AT THIS POINT #someone save sigma please #bsd #my art #ask box #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd sigma #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #kinda lol #bsd manga spoilers #bsd manga #bsd 106

[originalaccountname]

I think we should appreciate more the fact that Asagiri made canon that drugging Chuuya takes away the use of his ability. Fifteen already did it a bit with the rat poison, but Storm Bringer really reinforced it with Chuuya struggling (and then failing) to deflect the bullets when the poison kicked in in the lab, Chuuya not being able to free himself from his torture, and literally:

The use of his ability is directly linked to his physical health/capacity to focus, and I for one would like to thank Asagiri for putting this juicy bit of material in canon.

#honestly this could probably be applied to most control-based abilities #you don't even need fancy anti-ability whatever to keep him under control literally just drug him #that's why his ''weakness'' is poison (N liteerally says chuuya is ''just as vulnerable to poison as anyone else'') #(even if physically he's excessively resistant) #side note what the heck does ''pressurized gravity'' even MEAN #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #apparently i talk sometimes

[pieflavoredartz]

(CLICK FOR THAT SWEEEET QUAILTY WOO HOO)

oooh cowboys yee harrr ⭐️

(og under cut ^^)

hii there ur lookin at the og! no catus tho sorry 😔😔

#jjba #jjba sbr #steel ball run #jojo's bizarre adventure #GUYS #jojo #GUYS HII #im speakin to u in da tags hege whats up #johnny joestar #gyro zeppeli #heck it #gyjo #if you will tbh they totes kissed after this #jjba edit #jojo fanart #jjba manga #oh yea april fools tehehe #n happy belated tdov n easter #yayyerss #hope yall r will well #black edit #blacktober #*the desert sand blows in my eyes #even that cant hurt as much as the fact.. its actually april* #WAAA #call me back

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

#pix habla #fnaf #✨💖 even if you don’t like frogs and I post about frogs does that make sense #i see some yall not liking some of the stuff I draw and just kinda wonder ? why you still follow lol #i won’t take it personally #even if it’s a mutual heck I’ve even told my friends to unfollow if they ever need a break from my blog =w=👌 #because It’s nothing personal >> #i used to ok so funny story xD I used to follow a friend in middle school on social media #and we were good friends but had nothing in common in what we posted about =w= #like she loved Beatles fanfics (don’t ask do not ask idk I didn’t read past the titles) #and i loved sonic :v #and like #thats aigh ? you don’t gotta ? follow a blog that doesn’t bring joy no matter if you’re close or not #i would honestly hate it if I’m making anyone upset or unhappy #so yeyeyeye I’ve said this before in other fandoms but like >>)✨✨💖 put 👏 your mental health 👏👏👏 FIRST ALWAYS👏 #Stay safe y’all ✨👌 have fun be free #we’re all just… sitting here… online 😔 ain’t nothing to it

[ca-3]

Ryuji Sakamoto,, I love you so much but you are so effin stupid 💔🥲

#persona 5 royal #persona 5 #the further i get into p5 the more i love this blonde idiot #pegoryu #ryuji sakamoto #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #akiryu #?? #ryuren #idk which ship name is preferred #heck im not even sure what the protagonists real name is sjsjsj #persona 5 protagonist #ca3 art #yes friends to idiots to lovers my favorite #akiren

[heckitall]

first - next

i havent even finished watching the show yet

but i drew a whole ass comic so don’t mind any canon inconsistencies i promise ill finish it my next day off (insert IF I HAD ONE meme)

anywaaaaaay theres like 16ish pages and its all mostly done

2k3 armagedonnie was my bread and butter as a lil kid so

👀

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #Armageddonnie #i don’t even remember if thats what it was actually called #monster don #mutated mutated Don #heck its been literally TWENTY YEARS #im surprised i even remember this much #didn’t they have dorky lil mutant hunting outfits #oh man #hecking art #heck draws

[driftingballoons]

They’re pretty lax when it comes to the uniform, huh?

#revolutionary girl utena #shitpost #original art #Logic is probably “we’re in the student council we do what we want” #But like #No one’s wearing the uniform #Heck Utena isn’t even wearing the boy’s uniform #where did she get that outfit? #BIG main character energy #This took too long to make tho I stg #Fallen deep into the Utena brainrot #A few episodes to go now

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 120

Lancer hasn’t been in the business for years. He’d long since retired, having enough to live comfortably, to finally go to college, and to slip away from the scene like a ghost. Or perhaps not like a ghost, apparently they liked to make a racket. 

 But he was getting increasingly concerned about one Danny Fenton. He didn’t want to assume anything of course, but it was increasingly obvious that something was very wrong. Something familiarly wrong, even if he himself was never a part of that side of things. 

 He tries to tell himself that it’ll all be fine, he’s out of that life after all. But he can only see a teen getting shot at so many times. Can only try to convince himself not to get back into exercising and practicing his shot. He can only see that teen come into his class exhausted and bruised so many times without helping however slightly. 

But then the GIW happens. The city gets stolen into another dimension. Everyone got dosed with ecto, everyone is at risk. Danny is just a kid, who shouldn’t have to deal with this. Whose curled up in his home with his friends bandaged and bleeding green. 

It seems it might be time to call his old fling. So here he was, tapping his foot as he looked out his window far too late at night while waiting for the phone to connect. It felt like forever before it did, but that only strengthened his resolve. 

 “Hey Slade, hope you remember me because I have information about something you’ll really want to know…” 

(I misspelled and it corrected to fling instead of friend but i am keepin that in lmao)

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Respawn and Danny friendship/brotherhood wooo #Lancer started exercising a bit again and did a bit of reminding himself of old tricks and abilities he used to have #Mans is definitely liminal tho now #Heck most of Amity probably is #Danny comes to Lancer bleeding because he doesn't know who else to come to #This is after Lancer takes the time to do a class on making medical kits and to-go bags and other such things #Without telling anyone else what he was doing a class on of course #He is the class' favorite teacher #During school he's chill and outside of school he's feral as they find out when he shoots a few ghosts for trying to mess with his books #He's *mostly* a civilian now a days but that's still only mostly and is in fact the Amity version of a civilian #Even when he smuggles out the class and a few of their families with Slade's help as pay back for a favor