#what the fuck diplomacy r they going 2 do

[dickgreyson]

why did kpop boy band exo meet president trump

#chanyeol is now 3000x less hot #if i ever touched him i would be mutually touching president trump #how did i just hear abt this now #ew #gross #and in a diplomatic capacity too #what the fuck diplomacy r they going 2 do #i understand suho mayb bc hes like a billionaire thats normal billionaire behaviour #ah my embarassing amount of knowledge abt exo is abt to come pouring out #anyways what can they contribute to korean american diplomatic relations

[royharpers]

22, 28, 38, and 50 for all four :3 OR if thats too much then whoever u want to answer for skxnsjfd

jess... u r tryin 2 kill me i will do them all for u 

Valynn

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

val never rly insults people.. she just like. screws them over if she feels they deserve it. she would bitch their back if she had someone to bitch to but she usually doesnt so she makes sure to keep them in mind when she’s looking for things to steal

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

her biggest fear is... letting people take advantage of her. and she’s super scared of bugs. super broadly general tho she’s pretty scared of people in general bc she’s been mistreated a lot for just being herself so she overcompensates and pretends to be a lot more confident than she is. unless its bugs then she runs the other direction.

38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?

ooo she rly admires kindness and empathy in other people... she didn’t see a lot of it growing up so she doesn’t always immediately trust it but when she finds people who are genuinely kind she’s in awe... and she really wishes she had a nice singing voice lmao

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

hm... she doesn’t have a lot of personal essentials... she’d need her thieves tools and a change of clothes and she’d be on her way tbqh

oc asks :D 

Valerie

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

valerie like... just strings curses together at people to cuss them out tbh. usually it’s at her brother when they’re arguing about a job or he’s mad she did something reckless... and the curses get really weird when u add her dialect like no one outside of her home town rly knows what the fuck slagging & fragging are but she uses them a lot! she also talks shit with her brother behind people’s backs bc when she’s on the job she’s gotta keep up her charade

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

valerie is terrified of dying and being alone which is incredibly ironic for her line of work but she makes do... she doesn’t have a lot of other fears bc she’s been through a lot but when she is scared she feels like a kid again and desperately wants to talk to her brother.

38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?

she’s rly practical... she admires good work ethic and people who understand the job and the risks that come with it and who are good at it. she really wishes she could aim a gun to save her life but she’s been trying to learn for like 20 years and cant hit shit so she’s pretty much given up on it

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

a drone or two and a gun... and her brother he can go in the bag. she made it on the streets without a whole lot to her name she’d have problem doing it again 

Tien’aras

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

tien’aras doesn’t really insult people... if it’s insult worthy it means her diplomacy isn’t working which means she has to fight people... she’s a really nice person otherwise tho she rarely talks about anyone behind their back

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

her biggest fear is inadequacy... and letting other people down. she has a whole lot on her shoulders and a lot of people relying on her so even when she’s scared she has to put on her brave face and be strong for them. tho she faced down an army of thousands of demons recently so she’s pretty good when it comes to being fearless..

38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?

honesty is a rly big one... she admires honesty and diplomacy and control over one’s emotions. one time she saw Gross chug 9 ales and he didn’t even feel it and she was pretty impressed and wished she could handle her alcohol like that

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

the funny thing is she carried so much useless shit in her bags for so long but if she had to carry only one normal bag she’d keep her potions and hunting gear. her bows and quivers count as essentials for her but the rest can go.

Ortha 

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

ortha has never said a bad word to anyone even when they deserved it next

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

ortha’s rly scared of losing control of her emotions in general and EXTRA afraid of hurting people she cares about. she also hasn’t seen a lot of like... truly scary things so she’s bound to develop new fears as she goes along but when she’s scared she tries to make herself smaller to avoid notice which is. rly hard when ur 6′4″ and super beefy.

38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?

ortha also rly admires control and kindness in people... she wishes she were more skilled when it comes to crafting she’s always wanted to be able to make little nicknacks and things

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

ortha’s always traveled pretty light... she’d need her lyre her journal and some clothes and she’d be happy. she doesn’t place a lot of value on material things

#god this took me AGES #ask games #ocs #fionatheconartist

[lasersheith]

Sheith for the "send a ship" thing!

Ahhh thank you :D I love these things so much ^_^

·       Fake dating- so much pining!!! Itwould be embarrassing honestly. Idk if this is an AU or if they’repretending for some Voltron coalition diplomacy thing, but either way, they’red o r k s. Trying really hard not to get too into because they don’t want toweird the one out, not realizing neither of them are really pretending

·       Bodyswap – Shiro is excited to be smaller and faster, buthas no idea how Keith hasn’t gotten haircut because it’s constantly in my eyesoh god

Keith is really sad because hedidn’t realize how much the galra arm hurts.It’s so heavy, it pulls on his shoulder and his ribs, it’s always kind ofthrobbing.

Both of them- oh god don’t lookat his dick!!!! Shit I looked!!! Now what am I supposed to do with thisinformation???

·       Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it- oh no…. whatever willwe do….. guess we have to bone…. Such a hardship……….. >.>

·       Dark!fic- Anything involving clone!Shiro or brainwashed!Shiropost season 2 : ( There’s a really good set of art going around that I can’tfind rn but Shiro attacking Keith because he’s brainwashed and doesn’t realizeit and Keith would rather let Shiro kill him than ever hurt Shiro himself

·       Secret kinks- ahhh this is hard. I could see this a lot of ways.I think my favorite headcanon is they’re actually pretty vanilla, but Shiro isNot Okay whenever Keith calls him “Sir.” They both love kisses and snuggles.

·       Their first kiss- Very DramaticTM Keith accidentallyyells that he’s in love with Shiro and Shiro has no idea how to respond, so hejust goes for it

·       Meeting the parents- Neither of them really have parents in theirlives, but I imagine Kolivan being VERY overprotective and just side-eyeingShiro realllllly hard. He reminds Shiro constantly that if he hurts Keith inanyway he’ll get a luxite blade to the face.

·       Moving in together- The desert shack!!!! They fix it up together.Shiro gets a giant dog. Keith gets way too many cats (the dog is scared of allof them). Keith is jealous of the dog because Shiro spends a lot of time rollingon the floor snuggling it. (Thanks @flashedarrow these are mostly your fault :P)

·       A crossover of my choice- Eh I’m not that into crossovers really

·       An au of my choice- This is touuugghhhhh. Obligatory plug for myflowershop au though lol. I’m kind of obsessed with Arahir’s recent cop!Keithofficer worker!Shiro AU, it’s really good.

#sheith #asks #thanks so much for sending this :D

[bedlamgames]

Q&A #107

Today we have revisiting Rough Landing, a question I don’t need to answer in the best possible way, double bimbos, tumblr being tumblr, me possibly somewhat going off on one in regard to what NOT to do, and more.

[Anonymous said:] Had a Corruption rank up and one of the slaver options had both Depraved and Spiritual, which are supposed to be mutually exclusive I thought: Choice 4: Madeline Crakewyne - Human Wastelander Futanari - Competent Skybreaker - (Spi)(Fly)(Res)(Clu)(Cun)(Usc+)

- You’re right, those should be mutually exclusive. 

[Anonymous said:] There is an event where one of your slavers will slip into your tent at night and have their way with you. Can you explain some of the mechanics that govern this event?

- My absolute favourite kind of question. Mainly as there exists a resource in game already which I hope should be able to fully explain all the details. Please see under Help and Prefferences -> Forced Encounters. 

[Anonymous said:] Need to ask; any chance for standard dwarf female commission, or this one is considered up to date?

- There technically is one in Scout the Coast though I’d prefer to get another one for the examine. I’ve been trying to get one done for ages through the commission polls that would serve to be a fun NH take on Dorf Fortress. I’ve also got a set of portraits potentially coming as a bonus though there’s some health issues getting in the way of that.

So it’s not consided up to date, there is a chance, but maybe not for awhile. 

[Anonymous said:] Bug report: orc cum addict training on bimbo slave results in double bimbo.

- That’s hilarious, and far too appropriate. Alas, I must say that has been found and will be fixed for the update. 

[Anonymous said:] the links to pixiv have disappeared

- Oh tumblr... why must you be so well tumblr. Tried adding a link to the twitter which has a link to the pixiv and that’s not showing either as an active link. Thankfully if you go the tumblr directly (i.e not on the dashboard) there’s an embed of the twitter so you can access them that way.

[academiy-blog said:] Hey man, Love the work you do, please don't give up on this path, you're so talented and creative. I am in love with your game No Haven and want to make a game like it but don't know where to start or how to do it. I am a complete stranger to coding and game making but I want to create adventures that people can lose themselves in like you do. Can you please tell me where should I start learning and what skills would I need to make a game like No Haven? You're awesome, take care Your big fan, me

- First seriously appreciated!

But oh man do not like it like I did as it was the complete wrong ass-backwards way to do it :D

Starting with RAGS meant I learnt a rather terrible system like the back of my hand which I worked how to break horribly to do what I wanted it to do. Doing it that way meant I often learned the wrong lessons when it comes to coding more in general, and didn’t know that, cause it worked. 

Then moving onto Twine without the time to really take a break to learning coding properly meant I was having to pick up concepts on the go, and again made a bunch of mistakes. 

Personally if I could somehow start over I’d do a coding course of some kind, and then use that knowledge to make games rather than deciding to make games, and still at times be lacking vital knowledge about what I should be doing or indeed not doing. 

Saying that I’ve found freecodecamp (especially the emails with five things to read each week), and w3schools to be great resources so maybe you could try starting there?

[Anonymous said:]   If someone hates being spiritual leader, they won't leave role when asked. In fact slavers leave this role only if they dislike it. Is this a bug?

- I’m pretty sure that’s been fixed, but will double check. 

[From the Patreon:] Short question:How do i transform my Character or another Slaver into the opposite gender? Male -> Female or Female -> Male.Are there certain assignments?

- There's a couple of different ways. 

Biomancy and Corruption can both do it for Male>Female. So you can either work towards doing it on purpose using the encampment activities, or you can run assignment that can result in Corruption like Changing Places and it might well happen. 

There's assignments that can do it one way or the other like Keldan Alley or Into the Depths. 

Then there's the option of getting too deep in debt with the Ensnared Rose.

[From TFgames:] The game is very fun and enjoyable.How to actually win the game?I gained a lot of money, trained the slavers and slaves.What to do next?I got tired of repeating tasks.

- Hi, I'm glad you're enjoying it!

Currently there's a placeholder win condition of reaching 10k gold. Honnestly it's not very interesting as is and purely in there as a placeholder, and most players from what I've heard prefer to set their own goals like aquiring certain uniques and training them up. I know one player on my discord server always goes for the full collection of cheerleaders, along with making sure they have their own 'assistants'. 

There's also the golem scenario which has an alternate win condition which is more involved complete with patron submitted art for the final victory. 

I do have plans to address the win conditions by making them more interesting and varied. So that will be coming down the line. 

[From the Collective:] Some theoretical questions:a slaver promoted witch with Racial:Wyrdcraft is supposed to go away after some time. How does this combines with aspect Bimboborn ? Does she comes back after some time? Is there a way to keep her? What happens if a slave version of her is given as a slave to a dominant slaver with the appropriate aspect. What does she gives as traits to her master? any magic or Elementalist traits ? Can she go away?

- Bimboborn would not apply like if they were sold. She does not. There isn't but certain slave training and levelling her up can get her to stick around for longer. Witches can't be given with that aspect and there's a special scene to reflect that. 

[From the Collective:] My MC gained this Debauched Exaltation:  Caress of Bone -40 And the Mal Trait that goes with it.Does it make him immune to mind control events ?Apparently not if I look at the Mashlands Witches but there's other events I haven't tested.

- Call it Malevolence light so it mainly just works on assignments. Also those totally-not-witches have all sorts of tricks so who knows what they're actually fully capable of.

[From the Collective:] Negotiate entry of the Lord's gate: It doesn't trigger a level up if your slavers win enough xp to level up at the end of the mission. You need another mission to level up.

- Doesn't surprise me. It's a miracle that utter mess of an assignment hangs together at all so something minor like that is a small price to pay. Had to try to pull it apart recently for the Twine conversion and man it is so much yikes you would not believe. 

[From the Collective:] Not really a bug, per se, but still:I want to do the Mistress of torments mission (For the Normal Success result). When my slaver number is at maximum I can't do this even if I set the general orders to "Don't recruit anyone"I think it's the case for all missions with potential slavers. You should be able to do them with the "Don't recruit anyone" option on.

- I'd need to go back and do an alternate result where no recruitment is possible for that to happen. It's something I've been trying to do a lot more with the slave taking assignments recently especially, as I know it's also annoying when you're full up on slaves and are then locked out on too many assignments.

[From the Collective:] what's the requirement for crafting traits and Artisan/Artificier aspect? leaving a slaver on crafting assignment for months doesn't seem to trigger lvl ups.

- Currently impossible as Crafting xp isn't really a thing. Saying that the first Crafting assignment is currently walking the commission poll (along with the Insatiable fuck off fight) on the patreon so now it's just a matter of time for that to change. 

[From the Collective:] Imperial Muse I don't understand a part of the rewards Rewards Diplomacy rank up bonus: large wood elf shaft x4

- That's an amusing, if very annoying bug as I keep forgetting about it (happened with this update that's about to come out too though did get to hotfix it before the public release), if I don't add a new Diplomacy assignment to a certain condition.

[From the Collective:] at the moment no enchantement. As far as  I know there is only one enchanted item, from the ooze mission, maybe a proof of concept.the tinkerer encampment position is also in development.

- There's also the enchanted armours possible to find from corruption, there's a late game assignment in the city that can provide some, certain uniques start with one, and the next update will have an update which can also provide some. 

[From the Collective:] I have just realized that the bug that allowed to promote slaves even after you have reached 20 slavers had been fixed (sometimes I hate myself) Can you do something to expand the number of slavers - Do not count slavers and slaves in camp position - Do not count unique slaves and slavers (this way you will not be blocked with new missions of the update that have a story role), the 2 golems the witch queen, the fallen paladin and his demi angel friend, maybe also the cheerleaders, was unable to have more than one until slavers were 20) - Have a small number of places that can on be used by promoted slaves - a unique mission, perhaps  one for each region that allows additional camp size. - Some camp positions can be unlocked by missions. Taskmaster at Mountains, Alchemist at City, brewer at Coast, Cook at Forest, Emissary at Plains

- The current limits are in place due to RAGS (along with partially due to how I've set up the arrays, see previous answer about mistakes being made), so for now I'm not planning to change that or add ways to get round it in RAGS. However I do plan to change this I hope in the Twine conversion. There I can redo arrays on the fly which should make changing that more reasonable. 

[From the Discord:] Favorite Boardgame?   

- I’ve played much better, much designed games and certainly much more well regarded ones, but if I’m being honest for the best memories attached to it then absolutely Go. Not the one with the black and white tiles. The International Travel Game which came out in the early 60′s that my grandparents had a copy of. 

Thinking about it I suspect how willing it was to utterly screw with the players by diverting them on a flight to Paris to ending you up in some tropical island on the other side of the world you were trying to get to might have some influence on my approach to game design :D

[From the Discord:] What are the chances of a 10 Year Anniversary Remastered Edition of RL in 2024, complete with CHAPTER 3 (j/k... but I would play it)

- Honnestly, with what I’ve learned doing WR and NH I’m reasonably confident I could do a combined RL1 and 2 in Twine in a couple of months max if I dropped everything else. So not something I’m likely to do anytime soon with so many other priorities, but one I have thought about. 

[From the Discord:] What are the most recent major Scientific, Magical & Cultural innovations in the land of NH?

- I have an assignment chained to discuss that. 

[From the Discord:] Do marlsunes get fleas?

- Yes, occasionally if they let themselves go, but it’s treatable. 

[From the Discord:] With the existence of a Horned One camp... is there any credence to the rumoured couples only Horned Two camp?

- Given how well the double horned one idea is doing in the commissions recently, looks so. 

[From the Discord:] Specifically, how advanced is the art of glassmaking in the land of No Haven? Are glass panels a thing? Maybe even one-way mirrors made by the foremost guilds that employ E:Ea?

- See that’s a more tricky question than it sounds, and it’s all down to the Neko Protection League.

One thing I’ve found with commissions is it’s often a negotiation to get everything you want, and in that sacrifices end up being made, and/or details that were important in the original pitch get overlooked to focus on something else that is more urgent to be amended. In this case the glasses I wanted to look even more archaic didn’t get reflected as much as I’d have liked. 

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a bloody fantastic pair of pictures. Just a minor regret you know that I feel as is they don’t quite fit what I had in mind for the tech level of the setting.

[From the Discord:] Draki harpies - possible or UFO-like sightings?

As cool as a visual that suggests, which is tempting don’t get me wrong, draki are of elvish and human origins only. 

#Q&A

[inner-muse]

2, 5, 14 for the OC Codex prompts for Kelandris and Karena

Hey so remember that time you asked me this ages and ages ago?! I didn’t forget about it!!! Codex ask prompts!! I’ll split them up by character, with most below the cut because long posts make me sad.

Kelandris Trevelyan

2. A letter written by your OC’s family member

(From her older sister)“Kelandris,

Thank the Maker you’re alive! And thank you for informing us. I write you from the Trevelyan estate – I rejoined our family here when news of the Conclave’s destruction reached Ostwick. Losing Her Holiness was bad enough; losing you as well was heartbreaking. Now that the mood here has lifted, however, I will return to the chapel soon— though I shall have to temper my joy, first. The whole Chantry is in mourning for the Most Holy, nor was I the only Sister who lost someone close to them. It would be cruel to flaunt our family’s good fortune.

The others are just as glad; I suspect this is not the only note you will receive. Asharion is already scoffing at your new title. I must admit, I never thought I’d be glad to hear our brother’s complaints. He refused to speak of you after your supposed death; he refused to speak of almost everything. The silence was terribly disturbing. Within five minutes of your letter’s arrival, though, he was back in fine form. “As if Kelandris needed any more reason to be smug,” were his exact words. (He smiled as he said it, but don’t tell him I said so.)

Herald of Andraste is quite the impressive title, to be sure. Did you trulyI confess to much awe and confusionIt seems impossible to believe, and yet(I fear my thoughts on the matter are as disordered as this parchment. Our lady Mother would be scandalized to see such scribbles.)

Whatever else may have changed, you are still, and will always be, my little sister. I know it would be futile to say “Stay safe” – you’ve never let anyone face  danger on your behalf. So instead, I will leave you with “Be careful.”

Lady’s blessings,Not that you need them,Ellanora”

5. Letters between two of your OC’s companions about them

(From Josie)“Madame Vivienne,

Thank you once again for the fine list of boutiques. The Inquisitor and I made good use of your recommendations. Your hopes for Lady Kelandris were well-founded; her sense of style is impeccable. I cannot judge whether she comports herself as well in silks as she does in armor, having never seen her on the battlefield, but she does cut a striking figure.

She has insisted I withhold the full report until our return. A mere letter could never do justice to all the Orlesian finery, she claims; such things are best described in person, preferably over tea and fine pastries. Perhaps you would care to join us, once we are back in Skyhold? Lady Kelandris has offered to play hostess. Seeker Cassandra and Leliana are invited as well. We have already seen to refreshments – your suggested chocolatier is delightful, and the Inquisitor knows a patisserie that sells the most lovely lemon tarts. You will find the address enclosed.

Respectfully yours,Josephine Montilyet”

14. Your OC talking about your favorite quest

(I have no idea who she’s talking to, but it must be someone close for her to be quite so open.)“Afraid? I faced down a self-styled god who keeps an Archdemon as a fucking pet, and you’re asking if I was afraid?” (She laughs.) “I was terrified. Honestly, I was certain I was going to die… But I would have, to save the people of Haven. The Inquisition, the pilgrims, the refugees— everyone was depending on me. I wasn’t about to let a little thing like ‘fear’ get in my way. Although… afterwards, in the snow… that was— difficult. Determination kept me going for a while, but the fires of conviction can only do so much against an actual blizzard. I will confess, I started to wonder if I wasn’t meant to be a martyr, after all. It seemed a particularly ignoble end, freezing to death mere hours after surviving the fall of Haven. Then again, Andraste perished in fire; I suppose it would have been poetic for Her Herald to perish in ice.

“Yes. I do think I’ve been chosen. Or touched, or blessed, or something, at least. How many others were at the Conclave? Hundreds, at least. And yet, out of everyone, I was the one survived. I know how to fight; I know how to lead. I have the courage to stare down a dragon – I know not everyone could have done what I did. I’ve always thrived under pressure. I’m good at this, all of this. It’s hard not to believe that Andraste has a hand in my presence here.”

Karena Cousland

2. A letter written by your OC’s family member

(Written in a six-year-old’s untidy scrawl. I’m not crying, you’re crying.)“Deer Dear Auntie,

I kno you are still out saling saleing saeling sailing but Papa says if I rite a letter you will see it soon. Was Grate Grandfather reely really a pirate? And Grandmother. Sinse you are on the'ir ship you must be a pirate too! Is there lots of pirate treshur tresure treasure there? Will you bring me back a sword?

Your favrit nefew favorite nephew, Oren”

(Added below, in a smaller, neater hand)“Karena—

I tried explaining “privateers” to Oren. I’ve told him that Mother and Grandfather hunted Orlesian ships for King and Country, not gold and glory, but he won’t hear of it. Perhaps you can appease him with some “pirate treasure?” I would suggest a cutlass from Grandfather’s armory, but Oriana would have both our hides. I’m sure you can come up with something suitable. 

—Fergus”

5. Letters between two of your OC’s companions about them

(Sometime during Inquisition’s timeline.)“A little bird told me you’re having some problems with cultists. Need assistance? —Z

Not if you’re making my birds sing. —L

Not yours. I know better than that, dear Nightingale. —Z

No snakes in need of tickling at the moment. But V. R. is hiding nests of vipers and I’ve no eyes to spare for our friends in Denerim. Can you keep watch? I worry that a disgruntled Bann or Arl will contact your former employer, with all these new enemies to use as cover. —L

Of course. What have they been doing to rile the country so? I’ve not been following Fereldan politics. —Z

You know A & K – they’re both idealists. Trying to right all the world’s wrongs. K has a good head for diplomacy, but there’s only so much even her silver tongue can do against ages’ worth of ingrained prejudice & corruption. —L

Is that not what your Inquisition faces as well? —Z

Among other things, yes. But the Inquisition was formed amidst the ashes of the Chantry. We can rebuild it from the ground up. Our friends do not have that luxury in Ferelden. —L”

14. Your OC talking about your favorite quest

(Yes, the Deep Roads was my favorite. Come at me, deep-roads-haters! She’s pretty clearly talking to Alistair here, who wasn’t in the party for the expedition. Also, once again – I’m not crying, you’re crying.)

“Awful. It wasawful. I don’t want to go back there. I never want to go down through that terrible Tainted darkness ever again! I d-don't— I don’t want to be the strong one anymore!” (The words devolve into muffled sobbing. After a while, the sound of distress eases.) 

“S-sorry. I’m very good at getting your shirt wet, it seems… Thank you. I needed that. Andraste’s blood, the things we saw down there…” (There’s another choked sob.) “No, I’m alright. I’m all cried out, now, anyway…” (A pause; a deep breath, slightly shaky.) “It w-wasn’t all bad. Well, I mean, it was; but the Dwarven-made parts were quite impressive under all the Tainted muck. You could see echoes of grandeur, sometimes. Soaring columns and wondrous bridges, covered in intricate carvings, where the ‘spawn hadn’t defaced them, anyway… 

“The song was everywhere, though. Just whispers, at first, but it just kept getting louder and louder the deeper we went. And then— and then we… We heard it from the source. We saw it. We saw the Archdemon with our waking eyes, and the whole horde spread out beneath him… We looked death in the face, that day. I thought for sure it would see us, or sense us up on that ridge – but I guess even Tainted Old Gods can’t pick out the sound of two Grey Wardens from such a cacophony.”

(A weary sigh.) “Nothing like an Archdemon to put this whole thing in perspective… Would you believe me if I said that wasn’t even the worst thing in the Deep Roads? It shows up in our nightmares, at least. There are other— other things, horrors like I’d never even imagined… If you’ve ever wondered how darkspawn reproduce, the answer is ‘horrifically.’ Don’t ask any more than that – if I think about it too hard it will just make me throw up. Again. And neither of us wants that.”

#dragon age #muse writes #muse's precious babies #Kelandris Trevelyan #Karena Cousland #asks #codex asks

[kindabraveandlittlestupid]

There is a clarifying question you can ask yourself and others to help you identify where they stand in regards to their feelings on women and women in power which is “Do you think women should be in Politics?” My response is “Yes” but in my head, I also think “ONLY smart women (and for that matter people in general) should be in politics and not every woman in politics is smart.” The spectrum of dumb knows no gender or race when it comes to politics, white men certainly have a corner on the market but in the past thirty years of politics, we have seen some strong contenders from the fairer sex. 

Today we will go by the current numbers in regards to women in politics, examples of their best and worst candidates, (brace yourself, my conservative readers, you have some really dumb women among your ranks) and lastly how I would like to see the US political system in regards to sex and race.

By The Numbers

As we approach the 2018 midterm we hopefully going to have a blue wave so we might be able to fight the Trump Administration and its no holds barred approach to trying to fuck minorities, women, the environment and the LGTBQ community in the United States. It’s clear the Republicans have little to no backbone in stopping the President by why would they? He can take all the media attention off them while they work to give tax cuts to the wealthy and undermine social programs that take care of the sick, old, women and kids. I am getting off on the wrong tangent here. The point is in this election we see the most women running for political office in US history and while I hate chants “Down with Patriarchy” I do like the idea of “Rise of the Matriarchy” which is in my mind a more positive message for young women looking to join politics. 

So here are the numbers as they stand in 2018 before the election and how representative our political landscape is for females in politics.

Governors - Only 6 Female Governers (2 Democrat and 4 Republican) which means they make up 12% of the Governers in the US. Mayors - Only 297 Female Mayors out of 1,365 municipal districts (with a population over 30,000 people) which mean they make up 21.8%. US Senators - Only 23 women out of the 100 seats available in the Senate.  US Congresswomen - Only 84 women of the 435 chairs in the House of Representatives. Which equals 19.3% of all seats. Supreme Court - Only 3 of the 9 Justices are female. This is reflective of the lower courts which is also 33%. US Presidents - Of course, 0 women have been elected the office of President (at least according to the Electoral College and not the popular vote).

Just by crunching the numbers it's easy to see men still have a firm grasp on all the brass rings of power within the United States political landscape. Hopefully, in our lifetime, we will see those number grow and balance out the scales to something more equal (or slightly more than equal with women making up 51% of the population).

Champions and Fools

So we visited the current numbers and with hope, the coming election will shift that spectrum into something more balanced but I wouldn't hold my breath on the changes being dramatic, we will likely see incremental shifts in former male held positions turning female and that is good enough for the moment.

While we are on this subject I want to make the case for women in politics who do a good job and should be noted if only to identify the desired qualities for a candidate in political office. I will also point out female candidates who while bolstering the ‘numbers’ of women in office, are particularly bad at their jobs (once again plenty of stupid men in office as well).

The Champions

Barbara Lee (D A champion of minorities being both part of the Asian Pacific Caucus and  Congressional Black Caucus. She also is a supporter of the LGBTQ community being from the Bay Area (Woot woot). She represents her constituents well and is making headway to become a democratic leader herself. Above all else, I love to see more women with her attitude rise in the ranks of politics. 

Elizabeth Warren (D Among the women listed above, she remains one of the most vocal sniping at conservative policies and being one of the sharpest roasters when dealing with administration nominations for the Trump White House. Don’t be too surprised if you see her name on a political ticket in 2020 because she is one of the few people who isn't afraid to talk truth to power in regards to President Trump.

Hillary Clinton (D Love her or hate her, she was easily the most qualified person to ever run for the Presidency ever about the only other thing she could have done was serve in the armed forces in some way before running. She believed that the American people would not be baited by populism so easily and Democrats failed their party but setting her up to be the next nominee back in 2012. This gave Conservatives 4 years to fashion a Benghazi noose for her inevitable 2016 run. What is a shame is she could have continued to improve on the foundation of Obama’s 8-year term and had the diplomatic know how to strength diplomacy with our allies. I would give up a literal arm to put her in office over Trump... really I would.

Susan Collins (R It’s important to understand that not all conservatives are villains. Susan Collins while holding some Republican beliefs has always stood up against her party when they try to revoke woman's rights or try to remove healthcare from her constituents. This means she breaks rank in her party and becomes that flip vote but that's what I like about her, she votes on her principals and not what the conservatives try and tell her to do.

It should be noted these are far from the only worthwhile women in politics. There are various women who do their job on a local level and take it very seriously with very little acknowledgment for their works.

UPDATE: Sadly Collins has voted to put Brett Kavanaugh into the US Supreme Court. With his history of being against the environment, net neutrality, disability rights, women's health issues (IE Abortion Rights) and being alleged (credible) sexual predator she has proven the above statement to untrue.

The Fools

Betsy DeVos (R It’s a strange scenario to have a woman run the education department while not believing in public education. She doesn't seem to care about minority students, schools that are dealing with poverty, or special education programs. What makes it worse is she has a personal interest in shifting education from public schools to private schools. She would profit from this directly and that kind sickens me that she could lack so much decency as a human being.

Michelle Bachmann (R Where DeVos represented the corporate interest in politics basically twisting institutes to line their pocket with gold or the various least their friends. Palin represents the say anything, know nothing sort of politician of the modern era. Michelle represents the zealots of the religious right. She like so many other conservative politicians believe that God had chosen them for a divine purpose and that any crazy thought that comes thru their head is god inspired. She represents a real danger to the country (along with men and women like her) who want to see this country as a Christian nation expelling all atheists and any other non-christian faiths.

Sarah Palin (R What was scary about Sarah Palin was she was quite possibly going to be second in line from the President had McCain won the election in 2008. At the same time she is probably the Ice Burg that sunk the McCain Presidency in the first place with all the crazy things she said. She has remained a talking head for the far right politics that exist in the US and even throws her support behind the current President. Like Trump, she represented the all talk no substance (or intelligence) sort of politician that now seems to dominate the right end of the spectrum presently. 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R While she is only a press secretary she represents the good little soldier in politics who will do as she told and lie when she is told to lie. Michelle Wolfe made a crack at her make-up choice. The punchline wasn't her looks but the fact she breathed lies almost as quick as the Command in Chief. She would be the kind of women to do something terrible and after it was all said in done she would say “I was just following orders” to justify her actions.

It should be noted that while there are dumb women in politics and there are even MORE dumb men. While I encourage us to push our thumb to the scale and balance it more towards women, I would personally vote for another male then risk a bad female politician from stepping into office. I say this only because I have encountered (as rare as they are) a few women who feel that female politicians should always be voted for regardless of policy or views. That is insane to me but I know they are outliers, so I can at least rest assured that most women don't carry that viewpoint.

The Future of US Politics

Countries with more women in politics tend to do better with social programs, education, trade, and diplomacy. Generally, women have more empathy and patience towards these fields but conservative politics has shown us quite clear that those traits are not a constant among ALL women. Naturally, I think we would be better off with more progressive politicians, those who stand up for women's rights and can fight back from the male-dominated political field that constantly tries to undermine women's health care/benefits.  I am clearly advocating for more women in politics but with that caveat of ONLY the smartest women filling the ranks. Those who care about democracy and don’t fall into entrenched views the way that some male politicians have sacrificing honor and loyalty to the country in exchange for party support and allowing Presidents like Trump to be held unaccountable.

I also feel that the political system would be strengthened with a more diverse set of views beyond that of sex. I hope we see more transgender, gay, and lesbian politicians to have a broader view of the ever-changing spectrum of gender orientation and preference. I hope to see more Latinos, African, Asian and Middle Eastern politicians among the seats in the house. I am a white male myself and one day might try my hand at politics but I have no problem in saying there should be less white men involved even if that hurts my own chances in the future.

I admit its a  strange thing to say because I don't think we should vote on skin color or sex (like I said Smart and hopefull Progressive Candidates) but if I was to go toe to toe with a woman who is a different race than me but politically aligned on all the same views as me. I am perfectly ok with losing that hypothetical election because she brings a set of experiences lacking in politics and she might better serve those who might be underrepresented in the US. As always thanks for reading and leave any thoughts you might have in the notes.

Regards Michael California

#Women in Politics #Politics #Equality

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> Jade: Playa.

nigga [CC] bizzle mobbin' gardenGnostic [GG]

CC, betta check yo self: Glub glub. 38) 

GG bitch ass nigga: what!!!!! 

CC cuz its a G thang: S-IZZE-E?? 

GG: see what! GG: go awizzle 

CC: I told you fo my bling bling! CC: T)(izzle be not)('n ta worry 'bout at all. 

GG: bluhhh whizzay be yizzay talk'n 'bout.... GG: mah heezee hurts GG: just stizzay it, stizzay cruisin' me GG: i hate y-aw!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

CC: )(izzle mackerel, lizzy like SOM-EON-E woke up on t)(izzle wrong side of t)(e absurd )(umizzle bizzle like this and like that and like this and uh! CC sho nuff: C)(izzay out, Jizzay. I be just follow'n up on w)(at I tiznold you earlia upside yo head. 

GG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. about wizzy! GG: i dizzle pimp talk'n to you at all 

CC: 'bout yo' drizneam! Yo' post-dreamdeat)( dreamself dream. CC: Errr. W)(izzle)( be a term I just mizzay up nizzay. 38| 

GG: my drizneam wizzay hizzle!!! GG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. i dont know what thizzay was, i hizzy neva drizzle blunt-rollin' lizzle it 

CC: Yes, I imagine niznot! You )(ave spent yo' w)(ole L-to-tha-izzife dream'n 'bout prizzle, no? 

GG: oh god.... GG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. prizzle  mah nizzle:( GG: is it really gone? 

CC: Yes, Jizzade. It be T-to-tha-izzime ta fizzay t)(izzay facts! CC in tha mutha fuckin club: Our moons be gone too cuz its a pimp thang. If we wizzle)( ta sleep now, our dreams must takes pliznace in t)(e bubbles glubbed by t)(izze G-to-tha-izzods w)(izzle live 'n t)(izzle Furt)(est Chillin'. CC: It be t)(izze infizzle space w)(ic)( divides aizzy sessions, completely unnavigable n unfat)(omable, untouc)(izzle by t)(e time or spizzace of any univerze 'n existence. CC: Its lizzords are our slumberbuddies now. 38) 

GG: uuuuuuuuizzle D: 

CC, betta check yo self: Don't be ridiculous. T)(ey be not as dreadfizzle as t)(ey lizzay cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. CC: 'n fizzay, tizzy be qizzle )(elpfizzle if yizzou know )(ow ta rap ta t)(em! CC: Don't you rememba our dream? I was try'n to s)(ow yizzy T-)-(-to-tha-izzat t)(ere be not)('n ta F-to-tha-izzear. CC: Bizzay t)(en... you kind of freaked oizzy! )(umans be so M-ELODRAMATIC. 

GG: oh...... GG: thiznat wizzy you? 

CC: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. )(ELL YIZZY)( fo my bling bling! 38D 

GG: argh GG and yo momma: sorry bizzy GG: C-to-tha-izzould you pleaze GG: not uze all thoze stupid parentheses?????? GG: i can hardly rizzay what you type n its giv'n me a migrizzle 

CC: GLUUUUB oh fine. CC: I will sizzle mah neato quirk just fo` you in tha mutha fuckin club. CC: I hereby renounce tha royal mark of sea dwella suprizzle 'n tha interest of INT-ERSP-ECI-ES DIPLOMACY. 

GG: what 'bout tha -E th'n, ciznan you stop that too with my forty-fo' mag? it be also annoy'n n stupid 

CC: Boo-Yaa! JEGUS JADE. CC in tha hood: Look! It be like a coo' trident I T-H-R-to-tha-izzow sometimizzles, betta check yo self. CC: oooooo ---------------E CC: How be that not off tha hook! 

GG: mizzeh :\ 

CC: okay, you wizzay. I have officially humbled myself before yizzle. Entirely glubb'n peasant-IFICATED fo` yo' pleasure mah nizzle. CC: Shall I clip mah fins for you as well, your majesty? 

GG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. hehehe GG: ok, sorry fo` pimpin' bossy GG: Anotha dogg house production. yizzle seem pretty funky ass, n you sure do look exizzle GG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. i kind of always thought you wizzere all like GG: a bunch of really obnoxious humizzles 

CC paper'd up: Well, thizzay you! On both counts, of bein likenizzle ta sum-m sum-m motherfucka thizzan an obnoxious human, as W-to-tha-izzell as on mah exotic looks. CC now pass the glock: For tha record, yizzy liznook pretty awesomely weird tiznoo. CC cuz this is how we do it: I introduced myself before, but sizzle yizzou do not rememba, I wizzy do so nizzay. Mah name be Feferi, n I was mobbin' to be tha Empress, but now I be not! 

GG: hey fizzle, i wizzould like ta rememba...... GG: but everyth'n be so foggy rizzight nizzow GG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. i wanna be gangsta prospit be'n attacked GG: n GG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. fall'n sho nuff..... GG: izzle GG: i D-to-tha-izzunno :( GG: d-ya know what happened? 

CC: Hell if I knizzay ta help you tap dat ass! CC: 'n your pre-death dream at least. Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh, well yizzou dy obvizzle, so there that and yo momma. 

GG: fffffff GG: yeah, i gathered tizzy with my forty-fo' mag! XC 

CC: All I could sizzay was what happened 'n yo' H-to-tha-izzive. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. CC but real niggaz don't give a fuck: You were asleep, n then yo' robizzle explodizzle. CC: N then yo' lusus saved you! Kind of liznike mine saved me. CC: Before she dy. 38C 

GG: ohhhhhhh!!!!! GG: i do rememba yizzay! GG: i rememba yizzle were talk'n ta me izzle mah lizzles, n i had no idea what you were pimpin' 'bout GG: n stizzay sort of dont :\ GG: but you mizzy miznean bec GG: also it was shortly before yo' nigga sent me a weird message GG: about how mah robot was trippin' ta explode, and i should rap ta him wizzy it happens GG: dis was mizzay ago 

CC: Oh? Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Whizzay was that? 

GG: it wiznas tha mizzy awful n angry one GG: i be so sick of hizzle, i really dont want ta rap ta thizzay pathetic jizzay killa 

CC: Ah, Karkizzle. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Of courze. 

GG: thats hiznis nizzy? Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. 

CC now pass the glock: Yes, he our leada. Why did he want you ta rap to hizzay? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. 

GG: hmmmm GG: thats right, it wizzle 'bout siznome kind of plan aww nah... GG: which he said me from the fizzle told hizzle about? GG: i thought it was total nonsenze at tha time GG: but GG: i guess he was steppin' tha trizzay GG: so maybe i should rap ta him, niggaz, better recognize? i dont K-N-to-tha-izzow 

CC: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Glubshrug, know what im sayin? CC ya feelin' me? He pretty harmless, really. You git used ta his yelling. CC: I do not even process it as yelling izzle. More L-to-tha-izzike a lot of blubber'n. CC: More blubba spills out of that mouth than a gash 'n a poached whizzale.  

GG: ewwwww 

CC: Gluuizzle, I just made myself hungry. Real niggas recognize the realness. 380~ 

GG: eizzy thats off tha hook yo! GG: fizzle alizzles are weird 

CC: Hey! We're tha aristocracy. We've gots a duty to be weird. CC: Anyway, go rap to yo' shizzle I G-to-tha-izzuess. 

GG: ok fefizzle, it was funky ass talk'n ta yizzy 

CC: N hey, if you wizzy to T-to-tha-izzake anotha nizzy sometime, let me know! Tizzy wizzle be more than stoked ta glizzle us up brotha bubble. 

GG: NOOOOOOOOOOIZZLE GG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. i be neva go'n ta slizzay again! GG: never killa neva motherfucka neva poser 

CC: PSH WE'LL SEE 'BOUT THAT, MISS HORNLESS MCFINLESS. CC: Whizzy, if I'm not mistizzle, yizzay be looking a shawty drowsy rizzy now with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. We may meet again soona than yizzy think with my forty-fo' mag. 38D 

GG: yizzes, im so tired GG: :( GG: well, ok GG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. bye

gardizzle [GG] ceaze' be'n trollizzle by cuttlefishculla [CC]

> Jizzle: Pizzle Karkat. Slap your mutha fuckin self.

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