just tried to create a new instagram account for just my snakes (so that toast's previous caretaker can keep up with him) but it immediately suspended my account because I didn't use my real name. Bruh.
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I want to watch SNW so badly because I can just tell from the vibes that I am going to have Takes but Mr Paramount hates me
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why all this animosity against new tumblr users come on, please 😭
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what do you mean the core fear of my anxiety is that i will be anxious at work
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WHY IS IT ONLY THURSDAY IT FEELS LIKE A FRIDAY
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i need to be run over by a renegade line of shopping carts while the handler sprints across the parking lot trying in vain to stop the tragic collision.
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My dad just texted me "I miss you"
Ew.
You said "I love you" to me for the first time like last year, and now there's this bullshit? Fuck, bro. Eat shit dude, we ain't close like that.
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Room is too cold to not use blanket VS blanket is too warm to sleep under
Fight!
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I don’t entirely know who prezoh is but I vaguely remember the name in a negative way and I’m watching this ludwig video right I’m like a minute in and I’ve already really taken note of the editing because it sure it… something. anyway so the video I’m watching it’s the first mogul money and I’m like hm I wonder if the other ones are linked in the description if I end up wanting to watch them and I scroll into the description and what does it say ? edited by prezoh. and it’s like Ah. well if that’s not what I didn’t like you before for, it is now.
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kinda idle curiosity thought.
queer artists/writers/oc creators: do you incorporate queerphobia into your original works and stories?
(to be clear: this is a *no judgment zone*. i'm asking about your personal preferences with your own work. also i can't stop non-queer folks from responding but i would genuinely love some other queer folks' perspectives here.)
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Quick dumb goofy thing. Very dumb.
But apparently dokkan (a gacha game i don't play) is tryin to appeal to me specifically. And apparently I am in fact very easy to manipulate. So I may be back on THIS brand of bullshit 🙃
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AROUND (time): 30 minute window before and 30 after. BEFORE (time): the specified time is the absolute cutoff, bordering on late, so arrive somewhere in the hour before. AT (time): be punctual and be there or be square at the time. BY (time): something STARTS at the time specified and arriving at the exact time does not count as late. This is my take. I am not taking criticism at this time.
no dude bc I think you lowkey nailed it
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Knowing how a magic trick is done doesn't make it any less magical. This file plays with that idea in the hypnotic sense, telling you exactly what techniques I'm using to bring you into trance. Most of them, anyway.
No suggestions in this one, and no content warnings to speak of other than the aforementioned hypnosis. Credit for the concept/prompt goes to @sex-obsessed-lesbian - a true instigator.
This one is (perhaps obviously) pretty meta, a little silly and a lot tricksy, but it should also be satisfying to the average, normal hypnosis-obsessed mind.
As always: I am in this for the feedback, so feel free to tell me what you think!
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