#what fresh hell is this

[redscharlach]

Targeted advertising fail, part 235: My browser often shows me ads for products I would never ever purchase in a million years, but today it’s outdone itself. For some reason, it thinks I should buy a garment that looks like I got into a protracted wrestling match with the contents of my knicker drawer and lost. Badly.

#fashion #what fresh hell is this #consumer madness

[apesoformythoughts]

via Catholic Memes

#what fresh hell is this #catholic memes

[burninlovebutler]

UMMMM IM SO SORRY W H A T ???????????

#oh my god this is too much #what the F U C K #the white shirt ??? 🥵🥵 #THE BRACELETS ???? #JAW ??? #WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS #HELLLOOOOOO???? #OH MY GOD #IM GONNA DIE #?????? #austin butler #austin butler elvis #austin butler photoshoot #oscar nominee austin butler

[starlitcorgi]

When this comes up in your Google feed like which evil swine came up with this?

Dude I don't wanna know, I'm not even gonna read it because if there are ten characters out there that suffered more than Yuji 😭 I don't wanna know.

I'm a be sobbing for weeks if I read their stories and I dislocate my joints daily, I just don't need that level of pain in my life JJK hurt me so bad I'm taking a break from reading the latest chapters on Shonen. I need a few weeks of fan art, fan fic, good food, puppies and kittens to heal my soul before I dive back into this pit of despair.

In conclusion F*ck You very much Google Algorithm.

#jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #starlit corgi gets blindsided by her google feed #what fresh hell is this #manga #anime and manga

[purlturtle]

Is anyone else getting weird generic comments on AO3 that come from guest users? Like, it all seems legit, legible guest name, a comment that reads like a regular complimentary comment - until you realize it doesn't have any real reference to your work?

Like so?

This is the third this week, and it seems just super sus and odd. Anyone else?

#AO3 #what fresh hell is this #ao3 comments #bots? spam?

[prolix-yuy]

Dear friends, I have also fallen prey to whatever weirdness Tumblr is doing with reblogs right now. I just scrolled past 3 from my mutuals that didn't show up in my notifications at all. So I'm trying to peek around and make sure I didn't miss anything, but if it takes a little bit it's because doing the equivalent of feeling around in the dark for my glasses.

#c'mon tumblr #what fresh hell is this #let me interaction with my friendsssss

[twisted-tales-told]

There’s a fandom girlie out there who wrote a song about Newts death in The Death Cure & I need her 2 know

I’m in your walls

That song haunts me to this day

#this was in like 2014 #holy shit that’s almost 10 years #what fresh hell is this

[casasupernovas]

snape after he walks late into malfoy manor and sees everyone sitting at the dining table and charity floating above voldemort's head rotisserie style:

#what fresh hell is this #severus snape #charity burbage #lord voldemort #lucious malfoy #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #malfoy manor #death eaters #deathly hallows

[darthstitch]

Look, if I'm going to spend all my time playing whackamole with spam and Pr0n blogs, I oughta get paid a dollar for every bot I successfully report.

Sounds about fair, amirite?

#tumblr #staff #spam blogs #what fresh hell is this

[howifeltabouthim]

Everything is changing, deeply, terribly, like never before, and maybe it's hell ahead . . .

Iris Murdoch, from The Book and the Brotherhood

#fear of the unknown #change #unprecedented #hell #unknown #what fresh hell is this #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #iris murdoch #the book and the brotherhood

[nemospecific]

What the fuck did I click on or interact with to make tumblr start putting random pro-terf / “reverse racism is real!” bullshit in my For You tab?

#what fresh hell is this #block block block #get the fuck out of here

[acewithapaintbrush]

NOOOOOOO BARNES AND NOBLE DOESN'T SHIP TO GERMANY MY DAY IS RUINED THIS IS THE WORST I WANT THE SPECIAL EDITION OF THE BOOK OF BILL

#gravity falls #Why oh why have you forsaken me bill #What fresh hell is this #Woe is this German fan's plight #Or whatever

[lovecolibri]

Anyone else having issues with Tumblr suddenly being blank and showing no posts or is it just me?

#tumblr #what fresh hell is this #how am i supposed to avoid work????

[noah-liketheboat]

Fredbear's Family Diner opens, with two animatronics, Freddy and Bonnie. The two animatronics have spring-loaded endoskeletons, allowing them to be worn. An employee death at a second Fredbear location results in the retirement of the old suits, which turn gold over the decades of disuse. These suits are eventually hidden behind a wall in a closed-off safe room. The restaurant purchases two other suits, a purple Freddy and an all-black Bonnie, to use until the new animatronics arrive. They use this opportunity to rebrand themselves, adding Chica, Foxy, and the Puppet alongside a new Freddy and Bonnie. After many years as a successful establishment, a child is killed outside the restaurant by an unknown perpetrator. Freddy is the only witness. This event brings the restaurant under investigation, leading to its eventual closure. The ghost of the murdered child stays behind, inhabiting the Puppet.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza opens a decade or so later, bringing back the forgotten brand. The old animatronics are recovered, but they are in an intense state of disrepair. A new line, the Toy line, is produced, using parts from the old animatronics and adding the lovable Balloon Boy. This transfers Freddy's knowledge of the Cake Murder into the Toy models. The Toy line has built-in criminal facial recognition, but Freddy's information confused them; they mistake all security guards for the murderer.

During the events of FNaF 2, the murderer returns as a security guard, having recently transferred to the day shift. He begins his killing spree, with each victim being placed in the old animatronics by the Puppet. The five victims inhabit Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, and Golden Freddy. The Toy line believe the new night guard to be the murderer and attack him alongside the victims. At the end of the night guard's first week, the murderer is captured. The night guard becomes the day guard and is attacked by an unknown animatronic. This event, known as the Bite of '87, leads to the destruction of the Toy line and the closure of the restaurant.

Twenty or so years later, in FNaF1, the restaurant reopens at a new location using refurbished old animatronics. The restaurant does poorly and is set to close within the year. The day guard, who communicates with the night guard through phone messages, is killed horribly on a Thursday.

Years later, the murderer leaves prison and returns to the restaurant to destroy any remaining evidence of the murders. He lures the animatronics to the corner of the restaurant using the Purple Freddy suit from the old days and then smashes them when they cannot enter the back room. This only releases the ghosts from their prisons, allowing them to manifest themselves visibly and terrify the murderer into entering the abandoned Spring-loaded Bonnie costume. He sets off the springs and dies; his soul becomes trapped, becoming Springtrap.

With their murderer finally dead and revenge achieved, the children have completed their mission. The first victim, the one that inhabited the Puppet, gathered the other five in the back room for a birthday party in their respective animatronics, giving cake to others in reference to its inability to eat cake so many decades ago. The six children accept their fate and their completed mission and ascend to the afterlife. The final shot of the Good Ending is of the uninhabited heads after the children pass on.

Three decades later, a new organization decides to turn an abandoned building into a haunted house based on the old terrifying incidents. In the wreckage, Springtrap is discovered and set up as the sole animatronic of the haunted house. A night guard is hired. This guard remembered the horror of their youth and the terrifying animatronics' faces, possibly witnessing a murder or two as a child, leading to severe PTSD and hypoxic hallucinations. After a week on the job, through the ineptitude of the night guard, Fazbear's Fright is burned to the ground, destroying Springtrap and the various remnants of other animatronics. A few relics survive and are sold to a pawn shop, but none are known to still exist.

Except a lone hat.

I haven’t checked my inbox in a long time due to the fact that this blog is sitting pretty at less than 100 followers, but this is from August.

Now, I was never an intense fnaf person, I actually never even played almost any of the games, but I will admit to binging mattpatt’s 100+ video series on the lore and I’ve seen markiplier’s playthroughs (I’m a huge markiplier fan). Not that whoever sent this knows that.

But I beg of you. Why, stranger. Tell me why you have sent me the complete timeline up until pizzaplex. What compelled you. I’m not mad. I’m not disappointed. I’m just incredibly confused.

#fnaf #inbox #why #what happened #what fresh hell is this

[yellobb]

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

#m rambles #there’s a heat advisory from noon until THURSDAY #aka - all but one of the days I’m going to be visiting #what fresh hell is this #it’s supposed to get up to a heat index of 114 #put me out of my misery

[allfunandgays]

#what fresh hell is this