+ Potential roomies arrived. Instead of waiting outside as any other civil person would do, they barged in and the spiky fishmen set the whole flat on fire :) bye bye living room.
On the bright side, Cinnamon got a promotion! So we had to, uh, do some celebratory moping. Yay.
Me, sipping on BOTW on a sunny day: this iced cucumber mint water is refreshing 😊🍃☀️🥒❄️
Me, chugging TOTK at 3am straight from the carton: i NEED THE GUNCH. I nneed MY CRUNCH. My HOT STINK JUICE. I NEED THE FUNKY JUNK, THE FIZZLE OF PISS AND GOO. DESTROY ME WITH GOAT HAIR AND FUCK CHUNKS. THE PEANUTBUTTER PICKLE CRUST🏍️💩🍲🦨🥩🍺🦂🍸🌵🔨😎🤬😤‼️📢⚠️🌈🖕🔫
dragon age origins is absolutely hilarious to me. because while in inquisition people are brought together because of the greater good and in the second part they're just your bisexual neighborhood, in dao they just-
2 yesterday teenagers go on the adventure to Somehow save the world and oop now there are 3 teenagers. then imagine you're on the walk with your new group of friends and you go through the town and then pick up a random pedestrian. and now they're with you too. then some weirdo tries to attack you, for example, at the shopping mall. and then what? you proceed walking together. then you walk to, for example, a suburban area of the town, and what? you pick up another stranger.
You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".
Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.