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#what do you MEAN 'DADDY'
pinktoonie · 1 year
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Buddy Daddies (2023)
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quasarifxxy · 1 year
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This episode was so painful (to us viewers and) for BOTH parents
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Misaki realizing that they have almost everything she can’t provide Miri. from all types of clothing, to a room filled with everything the child wants, Misaki realized that this place has everything she couldn’t afford. In her eyes, this is paradise for a child like Miri. 
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But if there’s anything Kazuki and Rei can’t do, it’s to provide Miri a normal life. One devoid of lies and danger. If they choose to keep this up, it will hurt them all in the long run.
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ithinkdogshouldvote2 · 6 months
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Scary, Normal, and Taylor: *arguing*
Taylor: "no! I cant be sexist!"
Scary, eyeing the choices on the "top ten anime must watch!" List in Taylor's room: "really."
Taylor: "my mom is a woman!"
Normal: "???...Yeah???"
Taylor: "Yeah, so that makes me like half girl."
Scary: "..."
Normal: "..."
Scary: "what the actual fuck are you talking about?"
Normal: "Taylor that... that's not how that works. By that logic, linc is the only one here who can be sexist."
Taylor: "yeah! Linc agrees, right linc?"
Lincoln, who had been watching FIFA matches on his phone and not listening: "what?"
Taylor: "You're sexist."
Lincoln (distressed): "what???"
Normal: "so you just think that anyone who has a mom can't be sexist???"
Taylor: "I mean, OBVIOUSLY there are exceptions."
Scary: "oh, PLEASE enlighten us."
Taylor: "uhhhh... I mean that one guy who wanted to fuck his mom. Definitely him."
Scary: "you mean SIGMUND FREUD?"
Taylor: "yeah. Him for sure."
Lincoln: "you guys I'm not sexist."
Normal: "Lincoln, it's OK, we were jus-"
Scary: "I dunno. Taylor says you are."
Normal: "oh for fucks sake-"
Scary: "Frankly, I'm not sure who to believe."
Lincoln: "Taylor what the FUCK???"
Taylor: "all I'm saying is, you're not half mom like I am."
Normal: "Ok, Taylor, that's- that's kinda-"
Lincoln: "-cause I have TWO DADS."
Normal: "yup! So Taylor jus-"
Taylor: "Well, who's fault is that?"
Normal: "OKAY! TAYLOR! STOP TALKING!"
Scary: "You guys, my stomach hurts from the sexism."
Normal: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SCARY!"
Lincoln: "... :0!!!"
Taylor: "... :0!!!"
Scary: "... :\"
Taylor: "NORMAL. Did you just try to SILENCE a WOMAN?"
Normal: "I... I d- I jus-"
Taylor: "What would your MOTHER SAY? and your sister? GOD DAMNIT NORMAL I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU!!!"
Normal: "I- you- she- but-"
Lincoln, putting a hand on normals shoulder: "Normal. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. You obviously have a lot of growing to do, buddy... I really, from you of all people, I'd expected better."
Normal: *stunned silence*
Lincoln: "come on guys. I think normal needs some time to reflect."
Taylor, walking out: "You DISGUST me."
Lincoln, Taylor, and Scary: *leave*
Normal: "..."
Normal: "..."
Normal: "what the fuck?!?!"
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llumimoon · 5 months
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Introducing a very important side character and the big bad villain in the EAH au!!!!
Nicky being a bunny rabbit is ABSOLUTELY a running gag in the story btw Lark is fucking fuming and beefing with what appears to be just a normal ass bnuuy and its so funny. its SO funny.
Willy does play the role of the previous Evil Queen before Scary so here he is imprisoned his Magic (Doodler) Mirror that he will totaaaallly stay trapped in. mhm. definitely will not trick someone into breaking him out. (I am lying he definitely gets out)
A small section of the Nicky Bunny Rabbit Saga btw:
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Also new Wonderlandian development lead to this
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(AU by @rindomness, @kaseyskat, & I!)
Image description under the cut !!
[ID: Image 1: Ever After High AU Nicky Close posed with one hand up holding a pocket watch and the other hand hesitantly raised by his waist. He is labeled with the text ‘The White Rabbit’ and there is a word bubble that says ‘can transform into a bunny!’ And an arrow pointing to a white bunny in the bottom left of the image. The bunny has a pink bow and two piercing on an ear that match the piercings on Nicky’s bunny ears on his humanoid form. His humanoid form is wearing a light blue striped tailcoat with a white shirt underneath with the sleeves rolled up and a pink bow. He has large white gloves with pink toe beans on them and dirty white pants with various white belts and buckles and pink and blue knee patches and a pink sash belt with a bow on the left side. The pants are tucked into blue and pink buckled boots with white rabbit feet sticking out at the ends. He has three extra pocket watches on a belt loop and the pocket watch in his hand is open to show the time and a locket picture on the other side of Sparrow Oak dressed as Snow White.
Image 2: An ornate mirror is in the center of the image. The frame of the mirror is made up of intricate black swirls reflecting purple, blue, and red light from around it. The mirror has four eye shaped gems, the biggest one being a red eye at the top and the other gems being smaller and about the same size on the left, right, and bottom of the mirror. The gems are emitting a glow corresponding to their color. The glass of the mirror is shattered and is giving off a purple glow. Willy Stampler dressed as the Evil Queen is smirking and is trapped inside the mirror with his eyes glowing purple. The mirror is surrounded by purple particles and sparkles.
Image 3: A discord screenshot of messages in a server between ‘rin (doodler gender)’, ‘hero enthusiast (cal)’, ‘sparrow enjoyer’, and ‘hermie apologist (silver)’. Rin says ‘POTENTIALLY WEEKS!’ And ‘lark at some point going is this actually nicky. Is this actually nicky or am I legitimately just beefing with a real rabbit this wonderland kid picked up. did i fool myself’ then Cal and Nyx (who is ‘sparrow enjoyer’) both send keysmashes and Cal says ‘is this nicky or is this some random bunny who hates me specifically’ then Rin sends 'EXACTLY' and Silver sends ‘LMAO’ and Rin sends ‘did i piss off some other bunny-related person. what is this. what is happening. The exact opposite of nicky forgetting he could go rabbit mode when he first started keeping an eye on the kids for sparrow is him staying bunny mode MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN IS NECESSARY OR REALLY USEFUL’
Image 4: A doodle of EAH AU Taylor ‘s head with bunny ears and an excited smile in red next to EAH AU Hermie’s head with a mischievous sharp teeth grin and cat ears in pink. The top of the image says ‘Update:’ while under the sketches Taylor is labeled ‘half white rabbit’ and Hermie is labeled ‘half cheshire cat’. /end ID]
#dndads#dndads s2#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies season 2#eah dndads au#cal draws#nick close#nicholas foster#nicky freeman#willy stampler#hermie unworthy#taylor swift dndads#btw im gonna do a post w/ all the kiddad designs at some point#i feel like 80% of this AU is us bullying the fuck out of Lark. its hilarious to me#yeah this au is lovesong too which means Nicky and Sparrow are a thing. which makes the Lark and Nicky beef SO MUCH FUNNIER IMO#also btw Hermie immediately clocks that the rabbit is Nicky but plays along with it for the bit#Scary is the only one who doesn't know who he is shes more preoccupied with other thinfs#(at this point in time Normal is missing and they're trying to deal with Willy. its a lot)#and YEAHHHH the doodler does play a part in this au#idk what you expected from me the doodler guy and rin also the doodler guy#doodles is some Entity that was used to trap Willy in the mirror it is what makes the mirror magical#so when the mirror breaks . in a way doodles is also freed. but not completely#we WERE also gonna release it until we realized how op having the doodler would be so we were like okay nvm u need to do some other shit#to fully release it#when working on nicky i was using my usual nicky colors aka blue and red#and then i realized hes the WHITE rabbit#so i lightned everything up to be pastel and BOOM now hes trans colored. hes the trans bnuuy#hes kinda sillayyyy#hermie and nicky r truly the ones making this shit a comedy. otherwise it would probably be a horror#also scam is the cheshire cat. we realized kitty and her mom's dynamic fit hermie and scam VERY well and ran with it
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biggestsalmonfan · 11 months
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Like if you love Scary Marlowe. Reblog to nuke Willy Stampler.
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coladaminx · 1 year
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*pulls out chair with a notebook* ( ͡─ ͜ʖ ͡─) go ahead i’m listening
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slutforsilverfoxes · 6 months
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Of all the incredible one liners Rossi says to Hotch in the 187 years of this show, “I need you to dominate me because it gives me direction and a purpose in life” is pretty high up there imo
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“Calm down, he’s fine, he’s going to hell to hang out with his dad.” Ok this ain’t about Taylor.
This is about Normal, who just had his heartfelt monologue about being besties who will always have each other’s backs.
This is about Hermie, who cried a little bit at the thought of indirectly killing a magic whale because it politely asked him not to.
This is about Lincoln, who was already so deeply wounded by Scary’s betrayal, only to have her sink the knife in deeper and twist.
And maybe this is about Scary too, who undoubtedly knew that threatening Taylor was the best way to get to hell, but killing him? Decapitating him, in front of her and all his friends? Did she know? Did she care?
Does she care now?
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sol-draws-sometimes · 16 days
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GUYS EVERYONE SHUT UP
YAH YAH SAD SHIT HAPPENED BUT GUYYS
NORMAL SPOKE MORE THAN A WORD OF SPANISH
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bruciemilf · 10 months
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honestly the kryptonian daddy au is so cute wholesome and spicy at the same time aahhhhhhh~♡
does Clark (or Kal in this case) in this au growl??? not in the cringey fanfic way but like in this low but steadily increasing in volume, rumbling thing that just spikes DANGER ABORT MISSION FUCKING RUN! down the spine (and does Bruce find it sooooo fucking hot like Mark him down scared AND horny-) does he purr like a fucking loud motor engine with his kids????
also the whole polar bear imagery reminds me of those polar bears fucking drenched in blood so damn red and looking gory after their kills.
so imagine if Bruce finds him like that the first time he sees him. Like all those military bastards trying to kill Kal and (nobody is listening to Kal he needs to find his baby-) Kal is ends up causing.... severe bodily harm. There's blood splashed all over his hair, face and suit and Bruce finds him LIKE THAT and he goes
OH FUCK-
and
Oh fuck~!
At the same time. It's literal torture.
ABSO-MOTHERFUCKING-LUTELY
Look, give me the sunshine krytonians; give me powerful rays of sunshine who stubbornly refuse to forfeit their warmth. Give me kryptonians who refuse to be cold just because the world is.
But also. Give me Kryptonians who are truly unstoppable storms of nature when their babies get taken from them. Not only would Clark growl, he'll snarl and hiss and spit. Baring his fangs because they bit first.
Clark who catches a faint smell of sweet sunshine and tender, burnt metal, and unmissable scent of family on this masked soldier.
Clark who flies like a bullet, a knife in soft meat, through tanks and guns and fire, until he jumps on this man, careful not to obiscerate him.
On his back, Bruce admires, -- observes, -- him, and remembers sunshine doesn't glow. It burns. Those red ruby eyes steam with anger, with rage, with a fatherly desperation Bruce tastes all the time.
He roars at Bruce, so close to his face. There's a purring where fear should be.
He catches on too quickly. Jon tried roaring at him, too, althought he barely managed a faint squeak. "... I have him. And i have you, too. But you need to calm down."
He has no idea if Clark even understands what he's saying. But something in Bruce must convince him, because he's raised effortlessly on his feet. "Baby. Now."
Good lord. That voice.
How's he gonna explain this one to Alfred?
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grantwilsonenjoyer · 21 days
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why did i just see someone complaining abt ppl headcanoning dndads characters being neurodivergent. And technically they only mentioned ocd and autism specifically. But i suspect it is not just those (although ppl Were also talking about adhd and they didnt seem to have any problem with that! Hm. Wonder Why!)
dog consider that this is a Nonissue. "But but 😭. why are you talking about this in context of a dnd podcast and making them seem like fun character quirks" my brother in christ they literally said they relate to this character and ALSO have that so u KNOW why + even if they didnt it doesnt MATTER as long as they r not being weird abt it
As long as people are respectful (and the ppl theyre referring to Were!) there is quite literally nothing wrong with saying "hey i have xyz disorder and this character shows traits and has relationships that strongly imitate xyz disorder". OR EVEN "hey this character who has been through this traumatic thing probavly has xyz trauma related disorder." Or perhaps "Hey this character meets the criteria for/shows symptoms of xyz and interpreting them as such is a way to explore their character in a new light"
I would argue in fact that it is an issue to say "you arent allowed to talk about any of these in reference to characters because it's making a joke of them" or whatever. Dude people with ocd Exist. And.! people with literally anything else!. it is absurd to imply that mental illnesses/disorders cannot be considered and explored when interpreting stories. Like that is ridiculous
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lyfthemuffinmoth · 3 months
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i love how this weeks episode was truely a devastating whirlwind of emotions but the most ive seen about it is people drawing lego link. truly so telling about how in denial we love to be as a fandom
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lesbianhidemi · 1 year
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FJKSDFHKS KAZUKI HAVING DADDY ISSUES CONFIRMED????
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ladysdraga · 1 year
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commander lyme is a lesbian because i said so
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You're telling me that I have to go to work and act like I didn't lose my entire mind last night over fictional characters. Do you hate me personally
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oakay · 7 months
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grant seeing his dad for the first time in years after being away from the people he loves the most for a long time -his husband for months and (even though not physically) distant from link- is making me so emotional
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