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justatransman00 · 1 year
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Okay, but why does "Daybreaker Boogie", by The L-Train and 4everfreebrony, scream Heisenberg. Like not just his energy, that be him. And like emagine he's singing it to Ethan. And the part that's like "I hope I make it crystal clear, I'm just the better version of sister-dear~" he's totally flipping of Alcina. (And Alcina is doing that *Lin Beifong is over it* face)
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scroldie · 1 year
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hey, you're supposed to be the architect's assistant. are you allowed to kiss one of the residents??
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woobifiedvillain · 10 months
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I think. I think the reason nieyao are my favorite is their respective ability to go from zero to a hundred. Like *that*.
Are there different conditions/motivations for it to happen and do they express it differently. Yes. But still. What a character trait.
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maxyboii527 · 2 years
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GUYS HELP ME IVE WATCHED A BRITISH SHOW AND NOW I CAN ONLY THINK AND SPEAK IN A BAD BRITISH ACCENT
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hearts4chriss · 1 month
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𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝.
𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐄'𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑
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Brothers bestfriend! Chris + needy! Nate’s lil sis
prompt: Nate ( ur older brother ) wants to go out for a bit with some of his other friends and he doesn’t trust you enough to stay home by urself without mom and dad since they won’t be there either. So he asks one of his best friend Chris to stay over and watch you, Matt and nick know ur crush on Chris so they pretend they can’t come.
Part 01
contains: masturbation ( no actual sex ), use of y/n ( sorry I have to ) dirty fantasies ( pet names, rough! Chris, dirty talk, degrading, forced head etc just beyond FILTHLY imagination ), use of vibrator on reader, caught by Chris, FORESHADOWING, fantasy will be like this
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Nate are you serious I’m not 12! I whine when said he was gonna find a baby sitter for me knowing how much it pisses me off
I’m Nate doe’s little sister I’m 18, we’ve Been close to his bestfriends the sturniolo triplets. So obviously him being my brother naturally I got to know them.
Nick
I clicked with him superrr fast, I love his energy and when I found out he was gay that just made it all the better because I’ve always wanted a gay bestfriend, and we always have sleepovers :)
Matt
Matt’s absolutely adorable I love him he always helps me calm down whenever I’m about to or am having a panic attack, I remember one time during a test I forgot everything and almost had one and he slid me the answers. Love that kid
now there’s a reason I saved Chris for last,
Chris
chris and I know each other just as well if not even more then I do his other two brothers, we haven’t done anything unfortunately. I’ve had a crush on him since middle school.
First I just wanted to kiss him and hold his hand.
Then go to his house and do some more.
Then now, as an 18 year old I wanted him to fuck my Brains out.
I’m around him all the time since we all live in LA and always hanging out, I always see him shirtless and fucking hell it turns me on, I always get lucky since nick and matt found of my attraction to his brother they always snap me or text me pictures of him.
What sucks is I cant have him. It would take my life 1000 times over for me to be able to fuck chris sturniolo, and it sucks because my brother nate does not play that shit.
He strictly said "your not allowed to date any of them" obviously referring to matt and Chris.
Which also doesn't help because my wants and desires a hormonal teenage-adult girl only grow more whenever he comes around, chris is always there.
Now today, nate had to run some errands and nick matt and chris used to watch me when I was younger if my parents couldn't
Buttt, nick and matt "could not come due to personal issues" so. Your guess is right, im gonna be alone with chris for hours.
That thought alone made me soak in my p-
“Y/n! are you listening to me kid?” My older brother chuckles leaning against my doorway of my room as im on my bed watching "The Vampire Diaries".
“Huh? oh yeah im listening matt and nick cant come so chris is because im fucking 11.” I roll my eyes hiding my excitement from him watching me.
“Don't think of any weird shit alright? He's just watching you so don't-“
“Ugh is he here yet? You're annoying me already.” I groan shifting in my sheets and taking a sip from my celsius hearin our door open, they have a key.
“Welp thats chris.” Nate says tilting his head for me to get up.
I get up from the sheets wearing some pink sleep shorts and a white t-shirt and he raises an eyebrow.
“Your wearing THAT? around chris?” Nate chuckles and I flip him off.
“Hey! I heard that!.” Chris yells coming up the stairs sounding offended.
He's now at the top of the steps. oh my fuck he looks so good.
Its around 6ish in LA right now and hes wearing a black tank top and grey fresh love sweats, slight stubble and his hair was a bit messy which I always liked and my eyes immediately drifted to his natural bulge in his pants as him and Nate were talking.
“Just make sure she doesn’t get into any trouble.” Nate puts his arm around me giving me a hug and Chris chuckles.
“Don’t worry bro she’s safe with me.” He says before dapping him up as Nate leaves the house. yeah safer if you were balls deep inside
Oh god Chris sh-shit so-d-deep inside me
Yeah? You feel me deep inside you baby?
bro she’s like zoning out today. Nate chuckled and I snap out of it
Whatever no I wasn’t! Just go!
Soon after it was just me and Chris so we made our way down to the living room
“Where are ur other two clones?” I chuckle getting situated on the couch before turning on a movie saltburn
“they have “personal issues”.” He said rolling his eyes causing a small laugh to fall from my lips.
“So it’s just you and me little one.” A smirk curving on his lips, just enough for my panties to be soaked.
Shut up Chris I’m 18.I mutter trying to watch the movie in peace and he chuckles
the movie went on and it was now, the bathtub scene where jacob elordi ( Felix ) is jerking off.
I peer over to Chris whose eyes are clearly fixated on the screen as my squeeze my thighs together under the blanket feeling all my hormonal thoughts leaking through my panties.
This had nothing to do with the movie, it’s the thought for Chris doing that to himself that had turned me on most. The tension so thick a knife couldn’t even cut through.
“Uhm I-i gotta go to the bathroom”. I nearly choke and I fix my shorts placing the blanket down where I was sitting.
“Don’t take to long I’ll miss you.” He chuckles and that didn’t help.
I go to my room and close the door squeezing my eyes shut.
I had maybe 5 minutes to relieve myself.
I quickly reach into my drawer grabbing my vibrating dildo and the remote for it.
I pull down my shorts and panties and spread my legs letting the tip of the toy get coated in my wetness and I bite my lip slightly feeling the thickness of it.
I turned it on letting out a soft moan slowly inserting it, wishing this was Chris’s dick instead.
I began thrusting the toy in and out of my pussy letting the squelching sounds of arousal grow letting it drip down curling my toes throwing my head on the pillows allowing my mind to drift
I was in Chris’s/my room my head smushed in the pillows as his cock rammed inside me whilst I was on my stomach. His hips slamming against my ass and his hand wrapped around my lower stomach as I cried out his name
Fuck fuckk so d-deep- I whimper into the pillows as he was bringing me to my 4th orgasm, we had switched numerous positions and my legs were quivering in front of him as he laid a hard snack to my ass chucking behind me.
such a fucking slut letting me fuck you like this, imagine if ur brother found out his little sister was getting her pussy pounded by his bestfriend. He laid another harsh smack to my ass and I jolted forward.
stretched this pussy out so good- he groans rubbing my clit to chase both our orgasms.
ngh- o-oh shit- fuck- I gripped the sheets tightly curses of Chris’s name flew out my mouth feeling my eyes water from the angle of his hips thrusting allowing his thick cock to hit every single spot inside me
come on sweetheart cum for me, you have another one in you yeah? He grunted lowly in my ear kissing me sloppily as a string of Saliva parts from our lips each time we kiss moaning into each others mouths.
“Oh fuck Chris I-“ I curl my toes and yell loudly as I’m about to release on the toy before I look up and see Chris. Was. Watching me.
“Were you playing with yourself?” Chris leans on the doorway of my room his eyes darting to between ny legs as I was thrusting the toy in and out of me and I quickly covered up my cheeks flush with embarrassment.
“Uhm…maybe. Sorry I-I’ll be down in a second-“
Maybe I can help. Chris says closing the door to my room approaching my bed
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quodekash · 8 months
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guys jokezo just made out and now they have to share a bed together. just chew on that for a bit.
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NO, DON'T GIVE ME THEM SITTING ON A BUS
GIVE ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY HAD TO SLEEP IN THE SAME FREAKING BED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY MADE OUT
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👀
(they made out last night btw)
(just in case anyone forgot)
(and then they had to share a bed)
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ass x7
also zo is fully just not doing anything lmao
everyone's pushing with all their might and zo is just 🧍‍♂️
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FUIWEBSDGIOUVEWJBOGD
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oh the desperate thigh grab
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yeah, im with him on this, they need to talk about it. especially about how they had to slEEP IN THE SAME FREAKING BED AFTER THAT
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welp. I guess joke's day was just ruined in a slap to the face disguised as a few words
AND THE WAY HE TAKES HIS HAND OFF ZO'S THIGH AFTER THAT????? OUCHHHH
I must say tho, this is really giving episode-6-of-bad-buddy
its very patpran-post-rooftop-kiss-core
the vibes be gay and yearning and very very sad
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OKAY, THE MOTHER, FINALLY
a few things to say about her
1. she's gorgeous
2. DAMN she is SHORT
3. I was rewatching the first four episodes yesterday and today because I could, and I noticed in the first episode, zo asked his friends to not tag him in photos they took at the bar, because "I don't want my mum to see"
but my question is... why? he's just out drinking with friends, he's an adult, he's not being irresponsible or anything, so why doesn't he want her to see the photos?
is it something to do with what his mum thinks of him? is she overbearing? does she have high expectations of him? does she kinda suck?
she's probably lovely though, and ill end up adding her to my list-of-fictional-parents-to-get-adopted-by (it's a very long list)
I guess we shall find out today as the episode progresses
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oh, honey, you're so queer
the amount of times ive done exactly this
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she's so short its hilarious omg
also: ive decided I love his mum
she's so sweet
and neither of them know how to use a stove and I think that's so hilarious and endearing
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HSDHSHFSHDHHS
(also: this scene is making me think of akkayan at aye's house having a meal with his mum and rhbgdhjgb)
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he's putting two and two together
the few braincells he has that aren't dedicated to debating are whirring in his mind
I can practically hear his thoughts
"he kissed me back... he wants to talk about the kiss... we went on two dates together at his suggestion... he showed up at my house and charmed my mother... he says I have secret admirers..." cmon sweetie youre so close
"WAIT, DOES HE LIKE ME?" omg honeybun you did it!
or maybe he didn't do it
maybe he was still shuffling the pieces in his brain but hadn't put them together and then his mum said something and distracted him
either way: that was hilarious and I want to high five dunk for his acting there
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HIGH EXPECTATIONS, I KNEW IT
still love her tho
high expectations suck but she seems wonderful so far (obviously my opinion will change if the circumstances do (like if it turns out she completely sucks) but for now she's made it to the adoption list)
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brb, gonna go cry real quick
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well now their thumbs are making out
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you see, I understand the things he's saying. and I honestly agree with him. if I were ever somehow put in his position, id probably say the same things.
HOWEVER, I just want my bl boys to kiss again and be happy and together and I appreciate the realism over the usual fantasy kinda situation we go for in bls, but I just want them to kissssss
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this is very good advice
I hope that jokezo kiss again this episode
also AAAGBRDHFKBG JENGPOK CRUMBS
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO'S LOSING THEIR MIND OVER JENGPOK AGAIN
BERIUFDJKGBEORPVFD
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP
IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING
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FHEWSDGFVESDV
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
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im gonna start crying soon
its so funny
help me
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girl is worried
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I know this is what jeng told you to do but is during debate club really the right moment
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im so certain that she ships it
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awwhhhhh
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HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING
AAAAAAAAA
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hell yeah
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GOUERJLHDGOBIERVLDNF
AAAAAAAAAAA
IM SCREAMING
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THATS IT??
THAT'S THE END OF THE EPISODE??
THEY DIDNT EVEN KISS
OR ADDRESS THE FACT THAT - and I can't stress this enough - THEY SLEPT IN THE SAME FREAKING BED AFTER FULL-ASS MAKING OUT
omg next episode is gonna be amazing
I can't wait
gekjrdsbfd I love them so much
im like 70% certain they're gonna kiss next episode so fingers crossed
ALSO NITA DEFINITELY SHIPS IT
anyway. that was good. I should go to sleep now
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mr-walkingrainbow · 1 year
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Monster high ‘Horoscope’ Spoilers
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN BESTIES?!
CLEO X FRANKIE IS NOT ONLY OFFICIALLY CANON, BUT FULLY RECIPROCATED BY BOTH????
No I can’t. I literally can’t. (Not to mention the second half of this episode was literally just Ghoulia having a crush on a Drag Queen skeleton who was like three tweaks away from spectra vondergeist name wise.
Read my full ass very detailed reaction to the entire ep below
FIRST OFF! Literally the intro photo,
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Cute! Love the little Beatles for Cleo!
except… wait..? What is that on their backs?
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ITS A HEART BITCHESSSSSSS YESSSS!
Hell yeah. We all know things about to get steamy as fuck!
(in a PG Nickelodeon way 😉)
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Oh hi Cleo! 👋
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No Cleo! You accidentally threw your phone when you weren’t looking! 😟
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OH WHATS IN THIS FUZZY ASS PHOTO I TOOK FROM THE FLOOR OF MY LOFT?!?!
A ELECTRIFIED DISEMBODIED ARM HEROICALLY THROWN TO CATCH SAID PHONE? IN PERFECT TIMING? Almost… as if they’ve noticed this as one of Cleo’s quirks, and have taken it upon themselves to be their every time just to make sure her precious phone doesn’t drop?
NOT THE FIRST THING OUT OF FRANKIES MOUTH BEING ‘Are you ok Cleo?’
Their so worried about her 🥺.
Oh… 👀 EYE SHIFT … pretty 💖
IM DEAD. ALREADY.
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boo, apparently I can only add one video per thing 😐. WELP PICTURES IT IS!
ooo! I love the ‘for monsters hororscopes always come true thing’
wait what is this? Cleo’s Horoscope??? “A MONSTER MOST PRECIOUS TO YOU WILL ENTER YOUR LIFE!’
Who could that be?!?
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FRANKIE COMING IN CLUTCH! Literally. Another perfect catch!
Oh! Cleo thinks it’s gotta be this pearl ghoul she’s obsessed with on Eektok! Cool! A water dragon or something? (Pfft she’s not Jinafire 😤)
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Frankie : a Similacrum phone stand 👍
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Omg I love the little detail how Frankies hand flinches slightly and hesitates once Cleo’s hand touches them 🥹 this Boo so gay and I love them for that.
Clawdeen really said 😳
Omg Cool!!! Cleo wants to throw a welcome part for Jinafire knockoff- OOP I meant Pearl!!!
I wonder how Frankie feels about this?
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Transcript for the video wanting readers :
“Ooo fun! -I WANNA HELP!” - Frankie Stein
Frankie. Boo. Your not subtle 🤭.
ok. So I desperately want to add another video cause this really is such a monumental detail filled episode,
SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! A PART TWO EVERYONE! LIKE AND COMMENT AND ILL MAKE SURE TO LINK THE SECOND PART AS SOON AS IM DONE MAKING IT! ❤️❤️❤️
Part two !
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sleepy-gee · 3 months
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the weather outside is frightful - party poison/male!reader fluffmas ao3
Christmas in the Zones- Who would've thought such a thing existed? It's barely celebrated because of hundreds of reasons- The desert isn't the most Christmas-y climate, everything you find is used for survival, and there aren't any goddamn trees to decorate. Still, that doesn't mean the spirit of it is lost- Renamed 'Giving Day', celebrated through a vigil, you find yourself getting the best, yet most unexpected gift of all.
lots of unnecessary world building but my excuse is that im neurodivergent also you can ignore that the reader is male if you want im just gay, lots of pining, read on tumblr v or on ao3 (link above ^)
Christmas in the Zones- Who would've thought such a thing existed? It's barely celebrated because of hundreds of reasons- The desert isn't the most Christmas-y climate, everything you find is used for survival, and there aren't any goddamn trees to decorate. Still, that doesn't mean the spirit of it is lost- The sacred holiday has been renamed as 'Giving Day', and it's celebrated by vigil. You can either meet up with others by a bonfire, or celebrate it with your own crew. Crowds are too much for most of your crew- The Fab Four- So, you set up camp in the parking lot of The Diner. There's an unspoken truce between the dozens of killjoys that roam the desert, so you don't have to worry about your fire being spotted and your camp being ambushed.
The whole point of the Vigil is so you can have time to reflect on the past year, and say your thanks to the Phoenix Witch for keeping everyone safe, maybe make some resolutions and some plans to end this goddamn war. It seems pointless- Third year in a row of doing this and nothing has changed. If anything, things have only gotten worse.
You sat there awkwardly in front of the blaze, holding your hands out to try and keep yourself warm. Party was cleaning their gun off to the side, a sour look etched on their face. Ghoul and Kobra were off to the side, playing tic-tac-toe in the sand and Jet was observing what looked like a lizard while finishing off a rabbit leg. No one had said a word since you had set up camp, and it was getting a bit uncomfortable.
You cleared your throat before sitting back. "So.. Anyone gonna say grace or-?"
"What is there to grace?" Party groaned. "We're no closer to finding The Girl, it smells like rabbit shit, and my gun's fuckin' jammed-"
"Now it feels like Giving Day." Kobra added in, Ghoul laughing in response.
"This year hasn't been all that bad, c'mon-" You scoffed, giving the redhead a look as sour as their own. "Remember that battery station we found out in Zone 3, hm? It was a risk getting there and back, but we got loads of shit that kept us going for a good while!" They only huffed in response. "And- We took out that massive cloud of Dracs the other day, yeah? Must've ghosted like.. 15 at least. You gotta lighten up a little, man."
"But if you weigh the pros to the cons-"
"Nuh-uh. Zip it." You cut them off, getting up and walking over to them. "Can't you get your head out of your ass for one day, and just relax? You can be a prick in the morning."
"He's right, y'know." Jet chimed in through his chewing. "Just take it easy for five minutes at least. You'll feel better, trust me."
Party grimaced before setting their gun down to the side, raising an eyebrow at you and giving you a look that said 'Ya happy now?' You nodded, sitting down by them. Party pulled their knees up to their chest, resting their head on top of them and wrapping their arms around themselves. Their unpleasant demeanor persisted, but it wasn't quite as vicious. You pat their shoulder sympathetically.
"Welp.. If no one is gonna do it.." Ghoul mumbled under his breath, getting up and moving to the center by the bonfire. He cleared his throat before beginning to speak in a dramatic and slightly obnoxious tone. "O' Mighty Witch! We thank thou for thy protection and thy support throughout these heartaches! May thou continue to lead us through these conundrums, and lead us into better days!"
You laughed softly at his antics, watching as he went on and on like he was performing a damn play or something. The others got a kick out of it, too, it seemed- Even Party gave a snort of amusement. When he finished, he bowed, and then burst into a fit of laughter himself.
"Well.. I don't think anyone's gonna beat that." Jet snorted, tossing the bone of his rabbit leg off to the side before standing up with a stretch. "I think I'm gonna turn in for the night."
"Aw, c'mon-" You pouted playfully. "I'm sure you got a speech somewhere in you."
"Nothing as good as that. G'night." He ruffled your hair before walking off and heading inside the Diner, door slamming shut behind him. Why was that door so damn loud, anyway? You'd think it was made of titanium or something.
"I think I'm gonna turn in, too. I'm still in all sorts of pain from that fire fight the other day-" Kobra finally spoke up, wiping the lenses of his sunglasses off with the sleeve of his red leather jacket. "Don't get into too much trouble." He told Ghoul, who stuck his tongue out in protest.
Ghoul glanced at you before getting up as well, giving you a look. “I.. Think I will too. ‘Night, y’all.” That little fucker. 
You may have accidentally confessed to him on a drunken night that you had a crush on your fearless leader. You were hoping he had been too drunk to remember, but when would the universe ever grant you something as kind as that?
Ghoul winked before leaving you and Party alone by the dying fire. They got up and rearranged a few of the logs, striking another match or two to keep it burning bright. You were supposed to leave it going all night, granting the Phoenix Witch safe passage as she roamed the Zones.
“You’re not going to bed?” Party asked, sounding hesitant as they tossed another few twigs into the fire. Their soft features were illuminated by the warm glow of the fire, leaving you feeling a little breathless, although you’d never admit it to anyone.
You shook your head no after snapping out of your trance, your cheeks nearly going as red as their hair in embarrassment. “I’m not tired. Plus, I got some Giving Day thinking to do, y'know?"
"Yeah?" They turned, now fully facing you. "Whatcha thinking about?"
"Oh.. Uh.. Just Zone shit.. You know how it is." Party didn't buy it, you could tell, but they didn't press it either. They never were one to press or intrude, only insisting if it was a life or death situation. A part of you was thankful, but the other part wished they cared a little more. Maybe it was for the best they didn't, though. You were the outsider, only in their crew because they found you bleeding to death on the side of the road, still a kid. Kids could be pitied. But now that you had grown up? Not so much. "A lot has happened lately."
"Damn straight.." They replied, giving you their signature grin that sent your heart soaring once more. They were so goddamn charming and attractive without even trying, which was incredibly unfair. They took their seat beside you again, sitting a little closer than last time. 'Don't overthink it.', you told yourself.
They stayed quiet by your side, hazel eyes locked on the fire in front of them. That was another thing you had come to notice with them- They had a thing for fire. They loved the stuff, lighting fires when possible and always playing in it, seeing what they could burn and what couldn't be burnt. You're surprised they haven't burned themselves yet.
The silence was broken by the sound of Party reaching over to their beat up backpack and pulling something out, speaking to you in an impossibly soft tone. "I got you something, by the way."
You turned your head, attention caught instantly. Party getting you something? No fucking way. They shifted closer, holding out their hand to you to reveal a small necklace resting on their leather clad palm. Dull silver chains with a charm in the middle that looked like it was supposed to resemble a cassette tape. ".. Oh.. Wow.. This is-" You stumbled over your words, giving a giddy laugh. "I love it. It's incredible."
"Yeah?" They gave you another smile. "Want me to put it on you?" They looked down at the necklace, unclasping the chain. You nodded, turning your head and pulling back your hair. Carefully, they draped the necklace around your neck, adjusting the sizing before clasping it shut and letting it go.
You turned back towards them, now looking at the charm that rested on your chest. ".. Thank you."
Party nodded, gently holding the charm between two of their fingers. They were dangerously close, soft breath ghosting over your neck. It nearly made you shiver. "Found it the other day, I kid you not, laying in the desert sand.. And it reminded me of you, I guess." They looked back up towards you, hazel eyes doused with something unusually affectionate.
You couldn't stop yourself from leaning in a tad bit closer, gaze flickering down to their parted lips for a brief second. ".. Tell me I'm reading this wrong."
"You're not." They reached a gloved hand up and brushed a strand of your hair out of your face, fingers gently caressing your cheek. "I've heard what Ghoul's said, seen the looks he's given.. And I'd be a fool not to do anything about it."
Before you could even comprehend what they had said, they leaned in, and kissed you tenderly. It was soft, hesitant, giving you the chance to pull away at any moment. Like you would. You brought your own hand up and cupped their jaw tenderly, drawing them in closer as you kissed back, eyes fluttering shut. It was odd to think that they were even capable of being this gentle or this sweet, normally acting loud and disruptive. Maybe this side was saved for you.
You broke off the kiss when you needed to breathe, hearing them make a small sound of disappointment. Holy hell. You kissed them again when you had caught your breath- Firmer. Party was the one to break this kiss.
".. Well, I'll be damned." They breathed, resting their forehead against your own. "Looks like I got the best gift of all, hm?"
"Oh, shush-"
"Make me." 
And you did, with another kiss.
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pigeonwit · 3 months
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hey mista wouldja recommend a poor starvin kid some nice long javey fics to read in these rough times
ive hit a total slump in reading fic and i would love if ya had any good ones to recommend + you have an incredible taste so ofc i have to ask the expert!!!
(also hows it going???)
SNEEP my beloved i have MISSED you!!! so funny you ask cause i've been waiting to say this: sneepy i am eepy. so very eepy, sneepy. my whole body feels weighed down my brainf eels like sludge its a LOT. but im gettin through it! im writing something self indulgent and fun and trying to focus on my assignments before i get to requests, but i can absolutely get you some recommendations sneep, lets go.
losing my mind because i find you in it by PenzyRome - jack and race are getting married and he is so close to getting over his ex who is consistently crushing it and is friends with celebrities and is obviously so much happier without jack except oh! race hired him as their wedding planner! excellent! almost every relationship in this is a hot mess and i love it. everyones a bit of a disaster but thats how love is, huh. its disastrous and awful and fucks everything up and you can either give up on it or make it worth it. that's what this fic is about. making it worth something. penzys fics really stick the landing for endings that feel not just satisfactory, but earned. for all the shit the characters are put through, its more than made up for. also, davey is allowed to be messy! he's not a saint! he made mistakes, he is flawed, he has insecurities that he takes out on others! i love break-up fics that dont make jack the sole bad guy - dont get me wrong, he fucks up too, but both of them need to work to make this worth it. ALSO also, sprutchie. nough said.
too many colours (enough to drive us all insane) by scarlettroses - i think everyone knows this one but on the offchance you dont, its really good. it takes that joke-prompt of 'straight guy worries hes being homophobic towards gay roommate, realizes hes gay instead' and runs with it. because if that DID happen, how would it affect you? you wouldnt just go 'welp, guess im gay now!' and swan-dive into a relationship with your roommate. the fic really explores both davey and jacks relationship with identity and self expression and how discovering your sexuality is a big part of self acceptance and self love; jack takes time to connect with his home and his friends and realizes his sexuality is a piece of that, thereby feeling more whole and at home with himself. davey is allowed to learn that simply being gay is not an expectation and there is no requirement needed to meet a certain amount of Gay - he can just exist the way he wants to. and he gets a nose ring and buzzes his hair, which is 90% of why im reccing this. it does an excellent job of exploring this idea that a person does not make you whole - only you can do that. but a person can make you happy, and you deserve that, too.
Auspicious Beginnings (and the entire May Look At A King series) by ArtemisRayne - my favourite newsies series ever. this fic itself (as well as most of the fics in the series) is a oneshot, but put together you get a long and lovely road through davey and jacks relationship set in a really interesting au. i know the whole idea of cat-human hybrids might feel weird to some people, it is an idea thats been VERY tainted by the internet, but like with 'the crime of being small' i just love fics that explore this recontextualization of humanity. how WOULD a race of cat-human hybrids go about their existence? what accommodations would need to be made, what prejudices would they face, what strengths, what difficulties? the author explores it really well and if you can get past any awkwardness you might have with the trope itself you get one of my favourite javid relationships ever written. they support each other! they fight for each other! they fight for themselves! they cross boundaries and hurt each other and learn how to do better! its really sweet and was one of my big inspirations for 'vice vermin virtue' so i highly recommend the whole series.
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kiwibirb1 · 4 months
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Part three! Last post is here (Link to first post it there)
My thoughts as I play Twilight Princess for the first time Pt 3
No thoughts, only focus for this dungeon
IT PUT ME BACK AT THE BEGINNING
Okay finally back
Ooh miniboss
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD
JUST GRAB HIM LINK
Fucking finally
Pew pew
Okay sprint to the boss fight
Wow that was easier then THAT FUCKING GUARD
Lol Midna sounds so gay for zelda right now
Oh right ilia
Zelda's lullaby? Uh wrong love intrest
Hah Malo in the background just like -_-
Haha I can by anything I want because I'm fucking rich
Wow this kid is really judgy
Aww I love how the mailman sings the little item get song
Not the bridge
Oh wait I can't beat them because midna won't help
Dangit
RUN EPONA
Welp wolf time again
Wait this is the last wolfie time? :(
Castle = Zelda = Hot lady
Lol I just ran past all of them
That's a lot of glowy orbs
ILIA!
Ooh crazy chicken guy? I'm in.
Oh I can't go cause I'm a wolf
Boooo
Aww no water
Look at his little doggy paddles
NO THEIR ALL FROZEN
Uh maybe something in Kakariko?
IM STILL WOLFIE
Ooh death mountain is hot
Ooh hot rock
How can someone see me?
Oh midna you can pretend to be tough all you want we know your a little softie at heart
Woosh!
Well, this is where I stop for now, have a good day!
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yaraneechan · 10 months
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Played 1 round of disco elysium:
I love Kim, I would die for Kim
Okay boat lady has my full trust, I dont understand a word she said but she seems nice
First game death: Cuno called me a slur and I died. Been using drugs to keep my morale maxed out since, I'm still terrified of him
First thought i ever did is get your shit together from Kim and honestly mood
The working class woman oh my god. "Do you know where your husband is? Your children? Your cockatoo? Are you sure they're okay because these question options i can ask have made me very worried
.... if you had given me the option to ask her if its okay to hug her first I would've done it im shy I cant just hug her without asking
One time I started the game and there's a glitch that made kim act like he's on speed like he's much faster so when we're running around he's passing me that runs back to me over and over and runs around me in circles and I'm obsessed with that actually
I love cindy I would die for cindy, she hates me though which is fair
I passed the check of getting to ask the smoking balcony guy if he's gay but I choose not to because I thought it was rude. I MISSED THE GAY THOUGHT NOOO
I also got the horrible necktie and never wore it
The thing is my sense of direction is awful and I'm the last person who should be looking around an island for plasmid traps
Oh a car
Two bros ~whisling on swings ~5 feet apart cuz they're not gay~
.....oH MY CAR
MY CAR!
H?!?
lmao
Oooh this island has so much bottles I can collect for money * few minutes of bottle collecting later* ...Welp....working class womans husband is doopity doop drop dead
Kim while explaining the scene where the working class man is dead from alcoholism while surroundedby bottles: *stares at my bag* "....it would me insensitive to collect these". KIM! KIM I WOULD NEVER< says the guy who later wears late Renee's outfit to show to gaston
Okay, okay were gonna tell her that her husbands dead, okay sure, lemme just change my clothes- changes into everything with empathy modifiers* im ready lets go
*Kim starts cleaning his glasses signaling that ill be the one doing the talk ing* nonono Kim! Kim! Don't do this to me Kim pleASE
I did perfect...that was....that was...I need a minute....
....
Getting a green check and telling cindy about a really cool graffiti idea-cindy gets jealous- cindy its not like I couldve drawn it anyway please just gimne the brush
Thank you spoilers for letting me know about the chair I was PREPARED
Renee less monarchy apologism and more gay please you can do it i believe in you
Okay I dont have time so I'm just gonna skim through the cryptozoology dialogu- did lena just say something racist back up wAT
Second game death: awful sound gave me a heart attack
*Garte being polite and kind to me after the tibunal* finally! *immediately asks garte for a drink only for him to start the speech about him not having a shaker again* fuck you too Garte I boiled a corpse's shoes in your kitchen you deserve it
Welp I lost the dancing check at the church time to go to the tribunal *gets shot in the leg* great! i got enough points to try the dancing check again! kim, who's been looking after me for days: do not even think about it
"Give sculptures to lady?" "Yeah sure" "actually you can't, stupid task you took on there" fuck u
Gary "Sorry for being racist" was surprisingly direct about it, hm
Gaston told me that Renee died without his uniform which was at the cabin so I think 'oh ill get them and give them to gaston' 'oh I cant equip them, guess ill wear them' *Gaston gets upset and Kim is disappointed* 'oh I see where I went wrong now'
So After talking to Gaston and finding out that Renee died , i got a task to give Renee something, like he's not...-fine....anyway so I gave it to gaston and told him he's old and will die soon too so he'll give it to Renee for me in the afterlife I think
Promised soona that I'll talk with egghead but I tried everything and nothing worked i gave up
THE PHASMID????? AND WE GOT PICTURES! Woo
Asked Kim to work at my place and he was happy yeeeee
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thewanderingmask · 9 months
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oh hey is it time to go watch old media until the writer's strike is over
welp here's my list, i highly recommend adding onto it or making your own
sit-coms
Better Off Ted (office comedy about a pretty decent guy who manages the R&D department of your standard big capitalist (evil) company. absurd, sincere, and blessedly not nihilistic.)
Golden Girls (four older women living together. openly touched upon topics like gay people are human beings actually and so are people without houses. and this was in the 80s.)
Murphy Brown (Reporter/news presenter workplace comedy. i like eldin)
WKRP (set in a radio station, this one is a pain to find unedited anywhere because of music licensing nonsense)
Designing Women (i haven't actually watched much of this yet but i heard it's pretty good so i'm listing it here in hopes i'll remember to check it out)
british panel / comedy shows (ok so they're like game shows, except the prizes range from useless to nonexistent, all the contestants are comedians, and nobody really cares that much who wins. ,fair warning though, these are british. so you're just gonna get a certain amount of jokes that are like "yup an old cishet white dude sure did write that")
Would I Lie to You (contestants make ridiculous claims and the opposing team has to guess if it's real or not)
8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown (not "8 out of 10 Cats". not "Countdown". specifically "8 out of 10 cats does countdown". yes this is important)
Taskmaster (five contestants perform a series of increasingly silly tasks to try to score points)
Big Fat Quiz of the Year / Decade (a series of long quiz specials where comedians often fail, intentionally or otherwise, to answer questions)
crime/detective/spy shows (cw copaganda. bc that's the entire genre)
Columbo (did you know it's ALL on the internet archive? for FREE?)
Simon and Simon (private investigators who are also brothers, a bit more on the fun side. pretty good for the 80s, but be warned you're still gonna get some dopey tropes like ableism in certain episodes.)
Rockford Files (ex-convict PI. doesn't like guns, friends with his dad. cynical but can't help helping people most of the time. we love to see it. like the two above, it's older but it holds up)
Brooklyn 99 (much like columbo, everybody already knows this one)
Burn Notice (recent ex-spy stuck in miami tries to get his job back. an unfortunate amount of ogle-y filler shots. I liked the first 4 seasons and low key recommend stopping after it, but everybody's mileage varies.)
and finally, because i know who i a:
cartoons
Motorcity (what if the only answer to an oppressive conformist society was UNDERGROUND TEENS WITH CARS and it looked AMAZING and it was KILLED AFTER 20 EPISODES BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD)
Storm Hawks (what if the only answer to a returning evil empire was SKY TEENS WITH AIRPLANE MOTORCYCLES, side note this is like the only time i've ever seen stylized 3D animation in a way that just looks? good?? i would love to see more stuff try this kind of direction instead of aiming for anime or realism)
Generator Rex (a teen with TRANSFORMING MUTANT MACHINE POWERS fights alongside a kinda sus organization to try to save others who have transformed into dangerous mutants. i haven't finished this one and im not a fan of the monkey character but dam this show kinda slaps)
Teen Titans (TEEN SUPERHEROES. i have a soft spot for this show. it was my first superhero show as a kid and still mostly holds up as good fun)
Spectacular Spider-Man (spider-man has a lotta cartoons by now but this is up there near the top i feel)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (it's PRETTY it's CUTE it's FUNNY and only has a few episodes i would outright skip. i stopped enjoying it by the last couple seasons but i still think it's worth a watch if you haven't yet)
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD WATCH THIS SHOW DEAR GODS IT LOOKS INCREDIBLE IT'S SO MUCH FUN AND I LOVE MY IDIOT SONS SO MUCH AND THEN IT PUNCHES YOU RIGHT IN THE EMOTIONS WHEN YOU AREN'T EXPECTING IT-)
and Bluey. watch Bluey.
AIGHT THAT'S IT FOR NOW honestly i could add more to this but my memory ain't that good
✨enjoy✨
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suavecitodiaz · 11 months
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im finding it very hard to remain optimistic for season 7 (if it ever happens) because we got such a great ending for everyone sans buddie and its like welp i feel like i know what they want the ending to be already unless some greater force intervenes i know where this is gonna go is it even worth it to continue watching when im satisfied with everyone elses stories and endings. like why set myself up for watching a whole season with random buddie/buckley diaz scenes that go nowhere and are only there to apeace buddie fans like we deserve more we deserve a well crafter well thought out love story that jsut happens to be gay because thats just how the cards fell into place like they struck gold with ryan and olivers chemistry its jsut so frustrating sorry for venting
I say take some time and see if this long hiatus helps. If not it’s okay. It’s okay to just watch a show for a ship. There’s nothing wrong with that and I hate that this fandom makes people feel bad for doing that.
You’re right. They did strike gold with their chemistry. That’s what drew us all in. It’s very rare to find and KR is throwing it away because now they’re hardly friends as far as we’ve seen.
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drebaesworld · 1 year
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HI! This is me.
It’s been a looooong time since I’ve made a tumblr post.
So much so that my keyboard doesn’t even recognize ‘tumblr’ and continues to autocorrect it.
It was crazy the kind of shit that went down here. This was the first place I came out as #gay. Although, now I would say #queer feels more right.
Welp. I won’t make this long - just here to say IM BACK BITCHES AND BETTER THAN EVA ♥️♥️♥️
I’m here for all the feels. I’m ready for it, hit me
This will be a body positive only environment. 18+ only. Please respect boundaries.
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idiotmistral7 · 3 months
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ive been up all night and now its 4:30 am but im still browsing tumblr, doing random ass digital art, and reading gay ao3 fanfics. welp, ig i'll just sleep next night then :D
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insanepoll · 11 months
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[ID: white slide with a picture of goro akechi with a transparent background taking up almost all of the page. behind him, there is a submission that can’t be completely seen bc of the picture of goro, but reads:
hes literally so insane and so so stupid omg, like this guy has dedicated so much of his life to getting revenge on his dad, and his whole plan was to fucking work for him and help him achieve his goal of being prime minister and then tell him "oh yeah btw im your illegitimate son that you abandoned how does it feel to know that you only got here bc of me loser" like dude????? thats a shit plan what are you on????? and like he was so focused in on this stupid ass plan that when his dad started ordering him to kill people for political reasons he was just like "welp no turning back now" like dude??????? (to be fair his dad wouldve probs killed him he disobeyed but uhhhh yeah my point still stands this teenager is not mentally stable AT ALL)
he hides behind masks like CONSTANTLY too like obvi he pretends to be a good little lackey for his dad, but like he's also a celebrity (he's a highschool detective, girls think he's hot i guess)(and i guess he is actually kinda smart cuz hes a good detective but like my point still stands that hes so fucking stupid at the same time like. my god.) he like puts on this whole goody-two-shoes shtick that the media and all his fangirls are SO in love with but like hes not like that at all hes so fucking unhinged deep down like holy shit
when you get confront him in the second to last palace he tries to fucking kill akira(the main character) and his friends but like its mostly abt akira specifically??? and like dude calm the fuck down WHY are you so bloodthirsty man, i know you wanna kill akira and rip him apart, i know you despise him because you're jealous of him, i knowwwwww dude god and when you get him as a party member in the secret third semester section of the game he is just so fucking unhinged
in the battle segments just goes on and on about how the shadows are weaklings and hes gonna have so much fun ripping them to shreds hes so bloodthirst and unhinged you dont understand
OH OH AND HES GAY AS HELL DID I MENTION THAT his whole relationship with the mc is so homoerotic my god dude and the only thing stopping them from getting together is the sheer force of goro's emotional contipation ohhhhhh my god dude your just jealous of him!!!! thats not what hatred is dude!!! you fully enjoy akira's company and cherish his companionship! you showed him your favorite place to go, somewhere youve never shown to anyone! you went to a cafe together! you shared your tragic backstory with him while you two BATHED TOGETHER ALONE! you couldve killed him or arrested him for being a phantom thief a long time ago but you kept hanging out with him!!!!!! he kept your glove! he almost surrendered to a fabricated reality just so you could live!!!!! the only reason he didnt is because he knew you wouldnt want to live under someone else's control!!!!!
sorry this became a shuake rant at the end in conclusion, he may be every good at hiding it but he is in fact incredibly unhinged anyway if you wanna see him being unhinged in action here's some videos for you viewing pleasure: (the cutscenes are the important parts, timestamps are 0:00, 8:43, 10:50, 21:30(ok this cutscene doesnt show him being unhinged but it is important to me that you see it)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tVAekUc-lg (most of the quotes after 7:02 are unhinged but feel free to listen to the whole thing if you wanna see the difference between the real him and the good boy facade) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IygJD2Et74E&t=4s
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