#weird story but i mean i was 7

[lucalicatteart]

A few little sketches of some possible school uniforms for mage schools/learning centers for magic/etc. :0c Though because Nanyevimi is so scattered and disconnected, it'd actually vary much more by region (like not everywhere would have a cultural concept of what a suit jacket or neck tie looks like lol), so it's probably unrealistic for so many of them to follow too many traditional Uniform Conventions from cultures in our world, etc. But, still, fun to mess around with designs, and think about which would be most fun to wear/what school you'd go to just based off the clothing lol~

#I haven't felt well enough to do anything actually productive lately GRRRR.. evil health issues.... #but I can sometimes at least draw while I lay on the floor with a heating pad and etc. lol.. so... #goofy little sketches. Still dislike that the ipad thing someone gave me is either like.. maybe the settings are just off OR possibly the #screen is slightly broken in some regard - so the pressure sensitivity does not work at all. thus all lines are blunt looking #instead of having tapered edges. which I KNOW can be a stylistic thing. like I think it's fine mostly #but sometimes shading looks weird for all of the lines to be the exact same size/width with like no variation lol #though since it's just little sketches it doesnt matter lol but still... hrmm... ever working out my strategy for how to use the ipad for a #art things/if I can ever get used to it/etc. #AAANYWAY... still so uniform obsessed.. and have been since I was a child. Like way before going to middle school and meeting #the people who like anime and get into school uniforms of that variety. I mean like... age 7 before even having any friends #and having zero popular media interests or outside influences that would make uniforms Trendy. but I would see like a 'private school #uniform' on a new story on tv or something or in a book and was just like OUGH... I Should Dress That Way #I used to go to thrift stores and find multiple seperate pieces that could be combined together to look like a school uniform #I had like 4 or 5 different 'uniforms' that I made myself in that way. My first outfit that I was ever allowed #to pick out for myself as my big First Day Of Middle School outfit was literally like school uniform inspired #(maybe mixed with a little goth.. like it was a school uniform sort of look but black and white with fishnet armwarmers lol.. plaid + #stripes pattern mixing my beloved... ) #I think it's just the same way that I love apartment buildings because I'm infinitely fascinated with like.. observing human nature and peo #le displaying their psersonalities in little ways and how you can give 10 people the same exact identical space but each one will decorate #it completely differently just depending on their own tastes and reasonnig and etc. I love the idea of everyone in some setting #having to be in one specific set outfit BUT you can tell something about them by the little ways they customize it or what type #of accessories they wear or if they choose to button their shirt fully or not or etc. etc. I like the constraints of 'okay everyone has to #be in exactly the same uniform - NOW. give them their own unique style somehow despite this' etc. etc. like #yaaaayyyy.. I love thinking of little obscure details that convey personality. they have a little pin hidden on the inside of their #hat. their shoes are just like everyone else's but more worn out. they have a necklace barely visible beneath their collar. their tie is #always a little more askew that everyone elses. or even. the uniform is EXACTLY on model entirely clean crisp pristine not a single element #customized or out of place - which STILL tells you something about them. etc. etc. #ANYWAY.. yeahg.. struggling to get anything done these last few weeks so.. blam. poof. alakazaam. scratchy little sketches #of nothing very productive or relating to any other project in particular be upon ye

[thedreadvampy]

so me and Sam FINALLY watched the last season of Capaldi's Who

and tell me how, after literally over a decade and for perhaps the first time in his fucking career, Steven Moffat wrote a not just tolerable but really actually good two-parter and fully stuck the landing. like the editing and pacing were still a bit off but the storyline was original, fun, interesting and emotionally invested, and most importantly, rather than ending on a damp fart or the most furious autofellatio in history, the final part didn't fumble it and ended in a way that felt emotionally satisfying and like it made sense for the characters. like the last time he successfully wrapped up a multiparter in a way that didn't feel cheap and hollowly disappointing to me was literally The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, and a) that was in 2005 and b) tbh The Doctor Dances is about a tenth as compelling and memorable as The Empty Child.

so after 12 years of either hackery or great ideas that fall apart in the second act, Steven Moffat writes what I would genuinely consider to be a memorable Good Doctor Who serial. it ends with bittersweet pathos, a solid closer for all the main characters, and sends Moffat's showrunning career out on a genuine high despite failing ratings and budget cuts (and the fact Doctor Who hasn't been consistently good since about 2009). good job Steve. with grudging respect I admit you pulled it out of the bag on this one.

wait what's this there's one more episode left? and it stars Mark Gatiss? and you literally spend the whole episode inexplicably just shitting all over the legacy of Doctor Who by inventing a version of the First Doctor that bears literally no resemblance to the character that William Hartnell actually played, just so you can spend the whole episode saying misogynistic things to run yourself off to how much more Totally Feminist your version was than the version you made up in your head of what Doctor Who was like in the 60s? and it added literally nothing to the season except to take all the wind out of the sails of the actually good finale you already wrote?

even when he writes a good episode this fucker still finds ways to disappoint me.

#red said #as I remembered it is by a LONG shot the best that Doctor Who has been under Moffat and I do think giving Capaldi more creative control #helped a lot. cause he's a massive nerd and also he approximately knows how to construct a story. #bill is the first female companion Moffat has ever written with an actual fucking personality #(even if being mean that personality is maybe kind of just what you'd get if you put rose Martha and Donna in a blender) #(at least she's not a blank slate with the words SASSY. SEXY. written on it) #matt Lucas is genuinely surprising bc despite hating the man it's kind of impossible to not like Nardole by the end?? #michelle gomez finally gets some room to get her Anthony Ainley on and be the Master PROPERLY #i was hooting and clapping my hands at the John Sim Master's dumb disguise #like the cast is GREAT #(and while he still can't shut the fuck up about her at least Moffat isn't shoving River fucking Song down my throat 24/7) #buuuuuuuut uhhhh the politics are. incoherent and the vibes are rancid in a lot of the episode plots. #they clearly WANT to do Social Commentary but weirdly keep bringing up colonialism and capitalism and then taking the side of the baddies? #how are you doing to do a piece about the British Empire colonising Mars with a posh villain and a whole comparison to the British Raj #then come down on the side of the British state? same with the ninth legion piece? and the zombie spacesuit one is fun #but it wraps up with 'and then they complained to upper management and capitalism ended forever the end' #uhhhhh in the one with the microbot colony again we conclude the Morally Correct Answer is colonialism #don't get me started on the monks plot which is a) literally just ripping off the Year That Never Was but without the emotional impact #but also b) has some really weird and genuinely fucked up ideas about both geopolitics and uhhhh consent???? #so yeah the philosophical core is either incoherent or Fucking Horrendous in almost every episode #it's frequently derivative but tbh that's often to its benefit bc it vibes like trying to figure out what actually makes episodes memorable #and the budget is clearly cut to the bone bc the visual effects look worse than 2005 and the post edits are really weird and janky #like the pacing and ordering is weirdly off and a lot of the shot to shot transitions are awkward or confusing. #plus the sound design in the first few eps is. unhinged. it sounds like offbrand versions of standard stings it's all just Slightly Wrong #but for real i liked it more than I've liked any other season of Moffat Who. it's messy incoherent and often politically INFURIATING #but it has some actual heart and energy. and it feels like doctor who. and i would say moffat is spending like 10% as much time #wanking over his own past triumphs (and Alex Kingston) #and a lot more time like. trying to write something which works. he's not like successful 100% of the time. or even 50%. #but there's a lot more warmth and creativity. mackie capaldi and lucas have actual chemistry as a core cast #and i think it helps that everyone in the core cast is SO PSYCHED TO BE THERE. like it just wasn't a slog like all Moffat's other seasons.

[peachcitt]

i think im going to wait to post the new chapters of gh ive completed until ive reached the next “conclusion” since ive made y’all wait on cliffhanger long enough

#peach stuff #greatest hits #just know. what im doing right now is going to blow your socks off #im having so much fun doing whatever the fuck i want i think im inventing a new genre #i mean. i already kind of did that as soon as i gave aurore a demon and a knife to kill adrien in chapter 7 or whatever #but man. we’re reaching new territory i think #me when i write a silly story about my favorite cartoons being music artists except im weird and so i imbue it with Horrors #fuck it. maybe i’ll post some sneak peeks on my kofi

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

no because i read the first like, four chapters of the outlaws webtoon and was immediately like "haha, no?? why is jay acting like bruce never thought of him as his son? why does this author have it out for b so bad?". i'm glad to know i made the right choice if it just got worse

I could understand the ‘wow, I guess I never really found a family with Bruce if this is just always how it’s going to be with him’ mindset, especially if Bruce was being particularly cruel with him.

[ Batman and Robin #20 (2011) ]

He can be cruel. Exploring Jason’s thought process, how he resolves this in his mind and comes to forgive Bruce again and again is something they could have at least touched on. Instead, they not only did nothing new to move the disagreement forward, but they also muddied it further, in a bad way. If they want to complicate (or worse, attempt to resolve) Jason and Bruce’s decades long conflict, that should be a separate comic entirely.

They could have just had Jason cut Bruce off completely (even if temporarily) with the set-up they had, but they did nothing with it (even though they could have avoided the mess they made if they took this route).

Bruce again does something unforgivable to Jason (but now his friends get fucked over too), only for there to be a half-assed make-up conversation that didn’t really address the real issue, and then there’s no further mention of it. Bruce put the outlaws in a simulation for months without their knowledge, and the conversation Bruce had with Jason later wasn’t even about this. Screw Artemis and Bizarro, I guess. They’re expendable because the core conflict is actually about Jason and Bruce.

I wouldn’t say the bad Brucie moments are too ooc based on how he is in canon. The abuse, and him being big on mass surveillance/never trusting anyone while being the one to repeatedly betray other people’s trust. It’s just all the other characters being so tolerant/accepting of his actions is kinda funny, it’s almost like they’re NPCs lol. But also again why are Bruce’s trust issues which cause a strain on his relationship with Jason a main theme in the outlaws book lmao

Ultimately what this webtoon did was take every irritating plot from Jason’s canon appearances, amplified them tenfold, and mixed in even more unresolved plotholes and horrible mis characterizations.

#if I complained about how ooc Jason was in this this post would be 7 pages long #i mean just the Jason almost killing two face as robin incident alone was framed in such an incorrect way #i just accepted the fact that the author has a poor understanding of Jason’s character and that’s fine because this isn’t canon #look. imo the outlaws work best as a fun adventures type story #the outlaws stuff has no reason to mix with Jason and Bruce’s ongoing disagreement on their moral stances. #attempting to mix the two was a very weird and bad idea?? #especially when they very evidently had no idea how to deal with the aftermath of it #i mean Artemis just lovingly told Jason to go and try to apologize to Bruce #after he practically studied her under a microscope for three months #you know this woman is on par with Diana Prince right? 💀 #and why did they have Biz talking backwards again 💀 it only makes the confusing plot even more dizzy #there’s just too much wrong with this one lol #asks

[todayisafridaynight]

The civvie son of a prominent yakuza boss and the thuggish son of a dead, notorious yakuza boss get together. What's the worst that could happen? Ichiban doesn't think much, but Sawashiro anticipates the worse.

Meanwhile, Daigo can't be bothered to enjoy the cabaret's assault on his senses, and the liquor isn't helping. Even if Masato dragged him out to the place tonight, he at least had some decency to try and make it bearable for him. Tries to, anyway.

based off of these comics i drew earlier this year yeehaw [1] [2]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #masadai #daigo dojima #masato arakawa #ichiban kasuga #jo sawashiro #bouta use a tag i havent used in a hot year #snap scribes #i wont delete this one i promise:] #anyway yeah. decided to write a full fic for those goofy comics i kept making #my story writing is very mid esp when it's something multichaptered but my brain was giggling too much #honestly these are so vaguely related to each other it feels weird to put them all together #eeeeee in review.... pacing really is so weird and disconnected #if anything im just treating these as scenes i really wanted to write and they happen to be vaugely related to each other LMAO #usually i dont share my fics to tumblr anymore but i mean. masadai gang rise up <-- all five of us #please enjoy if yo can #im gona go eat now

[icewindandboringhorror]

various little Pictures of thinges

#photo context/information described here in the tags since there are no longer photo captions #(from top Left to right) image 1: BABYY!!!!! SON!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!! #image 2: I found a patch of these clovers that were kind of mutated or infected or something? like they were not actually Red clovers #it was patches of totally normal green clovers except every once in a while one of them would have one leave thats red or half red or even #be completely red. AND they were growing near a patch of these wildflower weeds that have red stems to them. so I wonder if it's even poss #ble that maybe some of the red like.. got mixed in with the clovers somehow? a lot of the patches with a few red ones look spotty and unhea #thy so it could have been the sun or something. I dont know how plants work. I just thought it was really cool to find these one or two #special mutant clovers in huge patches of ohtwerise totally normal green clovers.. :0 #image 3: look at these weird round fat baby carrot things... Rotund #image 4: laying out some fabrics for a costume just drafting them and seeing what looks okay in the pile and what doesnt etc. #thats my whole process is just 'throw things into a pile on the floor that look okay and match then put them on eventually' lol #image 5: MORE wii scores lol.. I think this is my best score on this one though. There's 10 little markers you have to select so getting 7 #means I selected more than one per second. #image 6: I couldnt decide which type of muffins I wanted so I just made a batch of plain/vanilla batter and then added things to each littl #section to make multiple flavors without having to actually make a full batch or multiple batters lol. I think it's chocolate swirl (with d #rk chocolate chunks). banana cinnamon. strawberry. normal chocolate. rosemary and lemon. peach. ginger peach turmeric. and #'scraps of the other batters all thrown together' lol. Decent however the random recipe I found online for a basic cupcake batter was #not very good and they were weirdly dense and spongy. #image 7: A PICTURE OF THE dishscapes that I watched and rambled about (to the like 5 of you who saw that post #and read the tags of it lol).... beach houes..I still so much wish I could make my own Fantasy Screensaver Story.. oughh #image 8 & 9: a really cool flower from outside. I like that it has all these weird spindly little things from the center :0 #photo diary

[naw-naw-honeyimgood]

i know im the dumb bitch that's first thought to what fic i can write off a media is either a soulmate au or a daemon au BUT

I'm reading a harry potter fanfic (dont look at me like that 1) its a crossover and 2)fanfics can just as easily be a ceremony where we dance around a fire thats burning source material okay) and i mean

tbf i didnt CHECK but has anyone considered that a person's animagi form is just what their daemon would be? cuz the mc of this fic is about to realize that the weird-ass dog he's seen around campus is an animagus and i was like

you know, when ur writing a daemon au, one staple is that a trait for people with dog daemons is loyalty. so i thought it was kinda funny that someone who's a dog animagus was framed for disloyalty and all that

then i thought of a daemon au where there's like a whole faction of people STILL, twelve years later, debating whether sirius black was REALLY guilty. because he has a dog daemon, so there's no way he'd betray his BEST FRIENDS, who he was LOYAL to, right? ('in fact' some of that faction would mutter to each other 'that action far better befits the rat daemon whose death he was accused of' conspiracy theorists who?)

or a group thats adjacent to THEM who insist he was playing a long con from the beginning: he was planning to serve voldemort from the get-go, so he PRETENDED to have his daemon settle as a dog in order to have an in with the Order of the Phoenix, who would obviously trust someone with a dog daemon. his daemon isnt ACTUALLY a dog, the claim.

but one thing i hate about writing daemon aus is that u have to come up with a daemon for EVERYONE and then NAME them all, which i hate, so this is an open offer to anyone who actually wants to write it

i mean i guess i could write a tiny little thing??? i dunno- if i actually wrote this it would ONLY have this stuff in it so idk if it would be worth writing

(i could see conspiracy theorist parvarti or lavender tho- divintation fanatics they are 🤔)

#harry potter #fanfiction #daemon au #like i mean just saying #my favorite part about writing daemon aus is thinking on how making them a thing would change or effect the setting #like a dungeon crawler or a regency setting (ask me about those if u want ;) ) #so like thered def be some wizards who are essentially psychologists just for majoring in daemon form meanings and What They Say About You #and you could make voldemort looking like a snake in his new body make actual SENSE #cuz you could make his daemon a snake and it makes more sense that his body will take on features of his soul #hell you could make nagini his daemon and say that instead of her being a horcrux shes literally just a piece of his soul in a different wa #it would show how corrupted his soul really is for having 6/7 horcruxes when he lives past his DAEMON getting decapitated #or i guess i mean- maybe his daemon died when he tried to kill harry but when he tried making nagini a horcrux #she basically became his new daemon? or some weird hybrid? idk artistic liberties and all that #and then while fawkes's lament at dumbledore's funeral was 'touching' and all that u could makes fawkes HIS daemon and they both die #not like fawkes has any story relevance after dumbedore's death anyway #idk theres options!

[lorisystem]

The nicest person in the world is the lady who helped me tie my shoes at 5ish years old so i could go play during recess. (I elaborated in the tags but theyre fairly long,,) -???

#ive already told this story to some people but i love to tell it. #ok so when i was young i only wore velcro shoes bc i couldnt tie laces. #even now i havent learned the proper knot that literally everybody has learned. idk why i just cant commit it to memory but to be fair #i havent tried to learn it in years bc now i learned a different way to tie my shoes which takes longer so everybody is always like why do #you take so long tying your shoes. #but anyway this story is when i was around 5 maybe younger or maybe older but max 7 yrs old. #my mom only bought me velcro shoes since i couldnt learn how to tie my shoes normally and at some point trying to learn made me so #frustrated i just refused to try and cried etc. #so anyway in my old school there was this weird rule ive never seen anywhere else that we had to use other shoes in the class #i guess to avoid dirtying the floors or something. #and one time my mom bought me new shoes with laces and threw my old shoes probably thinking id have to learn it. i didnt lol. #so she tied my shoes in the morning and then i went to school changed shoes and like i had to like. put back my lace shoes on to go outside #for recess. now get that the teacher hated me. not sure why you would hate a child this age. but she was usually mean to me. #so when she saw this issue she was rlly annoyed and told me so and like the first few days she tied my shoes so i could go outside. #and idk after 2 or 3 times she got rlly tired of doing it and said i had to do it by myself. and she just like fucking left and went outside #leaving me alone on the staircase. #and now this building had a 2nd story which was like a house or flat where people lived. and they were totally unrelated to the school afaik #but the lady was always rlly nice. so she happened to be going down to go outside and about her day and she saw me crying by myself on the #staircase and said whats wrong and i told her i cant tie my shoes and she just helped me and consoled me and then i could go. #anyway she was an angel to me. #its hitting me now as i tell this that when i was a child many of the adults around me were really mean #so i really imprinted on nice adults like i thought they were really amazing and the best people ever. #anyway thank you for reading my story!! #lorisys

[fagoutboy]

jesus christ. my social work class is having us read a book documenting the experiences of homeless people and those in poverty and then had us watch a movie about children in poor homes and also we're doing discussion boards about the book every week where i have to hear the other ppl in class go "im shocked by how its like to be poor this is so crazy" and my irls now are all from suburbia in 2 story houses with pools and shit and i have never felt more poor in my entire life

#i used to never really think about it like this #well in the sense of . status and how it makes me stand compared to others #bc my hometown. EVERYONE was poor like all my friends were either in small apartments or trailer parks #so it was like yeah life sucks but thats just how it is aint it. But im finding out that no it really isnt for some people #and its like. its just kind of a lot #its really jarring and emotionally draining being around ppl who talk about poverty like its a mythical land only talked about in stories #or who talk about spending so much money like its not a big deal #its just. like. its really weird. and it makes me feel like i have a giant sign on my head yelling POOR! POOR! POOR! now #but also i feel like im annoying bc ive also been talking to ppl abt feeling like this a lot lately lol #idk. Being poor and growing up poor just means u feel like an inconvenience and a hassle 24/7 all the time no matter what #txt

[arklay]

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#tw: animal death #tw: animal illness #woke up sobbing cause it finally kicked in that he’s fucking gone. it’s like. i can’t even describe to anyone how just close i was with him #and loved him like he had the sweetest soul even if he was a little cheeky at times and he had these big eyes that were just full of so much #love and soul and i just spent so much time with him the past ten years it feels so weird that he’s just not here. it feels wrong. like this #is his home this is where he’s supposed to be like why isn’t he here… i was walking down the hallway yesterday and like turned my head at my #mum’s room expecting or looking for him to be on the rug he liked and he wasn’t there and it just gutted me but i was so numb i couldn’t cry #or anything and like my mum came home from being out and it was only our other dog barking by herself and it was so tough to hear like his #barking may have hurt my ears and sent me into sensory overload some times but i miss it i miss him so much. i think even though i knew how #sick he was and that we were going to lose him at some point like i just kept denying it would really happen and now i feel so empty without #him here. he brought so much life to our house and he’s just gone. even in the last few months where you could see his eyes getting cloudy #and his walk more wobbly and just he was so tired he still had these moments of bouncing around and his tail just wagging and idk i can’t #stop thinking about him and i know it’s going to take a while before i stop crying just at the mention of his name considering i still #sometimes do with my old cat who died 7 years ago and i wasn’t even that close with cause he had a lot of things going on in his head and #would attack me a lot like he’s story makes me really sad but like what i mean like i had this really big connection with jazz and so if i’m #still so sensitive thinking about buster then i’m going to hold onto jasper forever i think. he was so special i could talk about him #forever i miss him so much #i’m also like feeling just really hurt over something else that’s like related but not so it’s all kicking me this morning #leah.txt

[adozentothedawn]

Once again I am frustrated and sad that Degan Gaunt turned out to be just random opportunist and not a Robin Hood Waidwen type. I mean I get it, that wouldn’t jive with the dark dark sad tone but that doesn’t stop me from sulking.

#riyria #also the timeline of the final reveal is weird as fuck #ignore the next tags to avoid spoilers I guess #but that revel would mean that Royce is only 42 #the whole time they act as if he's like 100 #and then he's only like 7 years olöder than Hadrian #i mean that doesn't have much to do with Gaunt but still #anyway catch me making niche crossover headcanons with pillars and this book series #waidwen and royce can be feral at each other #also Broder and Hadrian just vibing #will I actually write it? #probably not no #but I will get lost in the sauce for way too long #i need to finish the actual Broder story some time finally

[guideaus]

actually, death to funko, squishmallow, pokemon tcg collectors, and whatever the hell else. also resellers

#personal #oh god the box was not kept in air controlled conditions and theres a sticker on the bottom and the pages have been read and #THE TOY WAS PLAYED WITH?!?! OUT OF THE BOX?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR 7 Y/O SELF DIDNT PUT IT IN A GLASS CASE??????? #these were items i owned... and i no longer want to... i am not the toy story villain #idk i stg im gonna snap. just take these things from me... why are you all being weird 😭😭😭 #pics now. 50% off. change the box. can i have it free. *blocks* #i thought abt the guy returning his item too and like... i had pics there. i had a wrong descriptor but all the photos wouldve showed... #hhhhhhhhhhhh idk #each listing im trying to be positive like 'maybe someone else can enjoy now and i can have a little extra for a new item :)' #then these people are like this

[casterluci]

got a 79 on my economics finals i need to jump off a cliff 😂

#i still passed that class and got good grades on the rest of my classes too #just waiting for one more but damn this just looks so fucking ugly 😭 #dude barely thought anything and he did say he will let u pass as long as you attend his classes AND I DID WTF #even that one time there was only five of us in there like you could've considered attendance bro 😂 #i swear all of us learned NOTHING in his class like he would literally just read off the book or a ppt and like..translate it in tagalog #a total of 10 mins of lecture then he starts gossiping with my classmates like it was fine at some point but then he really just kept doing #that on all of his classes like even in the exam day he was so noisy gossiping with the students 😭 #he gave out the lesson resources(?) LATE too and i did try to understand them but the exams are just so fucking weird 😭 #its like....idk i READ the lessons and understood them but the exam was still so fucking hard like do you want us to pass or not 😂 #well idk im just pissed off KSKSKD a line of 7 grade made me the way i am now lol suicidal and shit 😂😂😂 #the last time is another complicated story tho...i mean i don't care as much now bc i still passed anyway? #it just looks so ugly.....fuck you 😭 #like he didn't even have homework or projects like dude literally just predicted the grade for pre-finals i mean from 93 to 79 like okay 😂 #share ko lang 🙄 #<- this might be my vent tag KDJDJ i hope no one uses the same thing lmfao

[foone]

I read this bdsm story where the sub was told to roll some dice and the they'd have a reward of punishment based on the number rolled, right? Not that weird of a premise for this sort of thing.

EXCEPT they used two d6s! And I am too much of a tabletop gamer to let that shit slide.

That's not how you do it! You roll a d12 or something so that each possibility has a roughly equal likelyhood.

But 2d6 and 1d12 have completely different probability curves! Look, here's a meme:

See? The punishment/reward most likely is gonna be the one at 7.

Although, I mean... I guess you could argue that this let's you weight the results? Like make 2 and 12 the biggest punishment/reward, so they only rarely roll, whereas smaller punishments/rewards around 7 are more likely.

But I don't know. It seems you'd want to explain that if you did.

Ugh. Another bdsm scenario ruined by unrealistic statistics.

[fairymosh]

bruh

#i personally cant stand when people ship logan & louise in bob's burgers #like first of all he's in HIGH SCHOOL & she's in ELEMENTARY #like idgaf that 'after a few years the age gap wont matter!' its creepy and weird #he's 7 years older than her AND he's a bully???! hello??! #logan is a DICK to her and her siblings jfc chasing them and shit just to torment them hell no #it also feels very strongly like some misogynistic bs #that ship is giving 'boys are mean to the girls they like' like supposedly these die hard bob's fans that ship them together want her to be #in an awful relationship where she 'fixes' him somehow and thats gross #i read a fanfic once about them in a bob's comment section (so against my own will and i wanted to throw up) this lady made this whole #ass elaborate story about louise meeting logan again 'in college' #like ew bitch louise would be like 19. he should be interested in dating women his own age group. & that aside like #he's a horrible bully to her. he stole her bunny ears and lied to her about it and she didnt even do anything wrong. those boys wouldnt let #kids cross that area to get home and louise was like nah fuck that im gonna say something. her interactions with logan are used as a device #to tell stories of her bravery. and gene's bravery that time he stood in for her when logan wanted to give her a reverse norwegian #stinkhold (she's a child. fuck logan for wanting to do that to a 9 year old girl just bc she pissed him off) and gene didnt deserve that #that said. her interactions w him are a device to express bravery and courage against an ANTAGONIST character. not some gross 'romance' #and hello??! are we ignoring the fact that louise was freaked that rudy liked her then was disappointed that he liked chloe?! #she literally kisses rudy & ppl are still being dumb as fuck out here shipping her w logan. hell no. find another set of characters to ship #ask yourselves why the fuck you like louise and logan together so much. you're projecting and what you're projecting is very distorted #im not sorry for my opinion. i feel its morally balanced and its very Immoral for people to ship those two characters