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notherpuppet · 1 month

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Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

#nothing like drunk and messy doodles #pls drink responsibly #especially this weekend since I can’t #have fun in my name #in the doctor bit I was Angel #in the bday party bit I was alastor and it was my roomie’s (Toby) bday #in the bagel incident I was tragically Lucifer and I’m still not over it because it was 2am and Ralph’s was closed and I couldn’t buy lox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #shitpost #my doods #cw: alcohol #tw: alcohol

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mitwodlemi · 5 days

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In the archives. Straight up beholding it. And what do I mean by it? Heh... well let's justr say... my statements.

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helyeahmangocheese · 4 months

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*reverses your gif*

*flips to mark of athena page 241*

*drops mic*

#the way his arms flail does not sell this at all im laughing so hard #what happens when ur fave shitposter decides to play with gifs for a weekend #percy jackson #percabeth #annabeth chase #pjo #pjotv #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson live action #percy jackson disney+#pjo ep 2 #mark of athena

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l3viat8an · 7 months

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Mammon: I got an idea!

MC: Does it involve breaking the law?

Mammon: By now don't you think that's a given?

MC: I was just trying to be optimistic.

Mammon: Don't bother, darlin’. Ya fell in love with my devilish charm and that's not changin’ so let’s go!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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i'm tired of otherwise-lighthearted media pushing this global obsession with being the best at something. exhausted with protagonists whose one driving motivation is to be the best in their chosen field, like that's a noble and healthy thing.

because see, there are nearly 8 billion people on this gorgeous godless blue earth. many-if-not-most of us live in abusive economies wherein we are regularly pushed to our limits to overachieve, at the cost of our health, happiness, and personal lives. being the very very best at something, out of all 8 billion humans on the planet, does not happen because of automatic talent or being divinely appointed by god/s. it happens because of talent, plus thousands upon thousands of hours spent in practice. and if those thousands-upon-thousands of hours come at the cost of your inner healthy and balance--as living under high psychological pressure often does--that's not noble. that's self-abuse.

and while I deeply empathize with characters who feel that pressure to push themselves to unhealthy extremes, I want to see that philosophy ultimately rejected, not romanticized. No one needs to be the best. No one even needs to do their personal best, not all of the time. It's okay to live life without constantly trying to measure up to something. It's okay to just live.

#romanticize life balance instead #characters who take a coffee break in middle of their world-saving quest #fantasy protagonists with personal hobbies and firm office hours #superheroes who sleep in on the weekends #not a shitpost #this post brought to you by the pokemon theme song

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cits-cookie-brainrot · 11 months

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BIG BRAIN TIME!!

The WHOLE red dragon crew is now parents/family to lil baby Snapdragon. The little rascals was just born and is already collecting their found family like Pokémon cards.

Pitaya is their dragon parent.

Hollyberry is the cool mom.

Tarte Tatin is the cooler mom.

Royal Margarine is the funny uncle.

Wildberry is their big brother.

And Buttercream? Well…