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cherry-pop-elf · 1 month
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Realistic
George Weasley x Reader
You broke up with your ex, but said ex refuses to believe you moved on. That you found better than him. So, you figured you had to prove you did. Time to call a favor
Warnings: 18+, topics of abusive ex, satisfying revenge, ablism, oral sex (male receiving) public, choking (very light) fake dating, voyeurism, peeping Tom, Very Soft George, cuckholding? Sorta? Not really? But like maybe on a technical level?
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“George, pretend to be my boyfriend.” You asked, quickly. Hardly gave him a chance to even look over his shoulder, when he saw a man storming into his shop. Looking utterly pissed, and you anxious. He’s got a little sister, and plenty of brothers. As if he needed to put two and two together. His arm was quickly around your side, and he leaned into you. As if it was all natural.
“Was wondering when you would get here, Jellybean!” He announced, making your ex quickly look over to you two. His stare hardened, and George stared right back. Snearing. Keeping up a smug complexion through it all. You quickly stuffed yourself into his arm. As if trying to hide, as your ex came over. Nearly stomping in the process.
“The hell you doing with em-?Your ex demanded. “Uh…..Snuggling? Kissing? Whatever we want in MY shop-?” George would puzzle, as he was wondering where the such nerve came from. George would make sure to keep you close, with a hand on your hip, as he protected you. You would rest your head on his shoulder, and took in the comforting scent of fireworks and sugar. Helped you get grounded, as your ex was looking ready to fight.
“That’s what Im suppose to do, you fucking cripple-“ The man snapped, making you gasp. You were about to say something, but George was quick to slap a hand on your mouth. Knowing damn well what you would say next might get you slapped. As if he wanted that.
“Really? That’s your first course of action? Get creative buddy. Could have said something impressive. Like One Eared Arrogant Bastard. Like that’s creative. Just dropping heavy words like that doesn’t make you smart. Even Malfoy got creative.” George mocked, making you giggle. That was something you admired about him. His ability to go with the flow. Able to fight with words so easy.
“I-“ He tried to say something else, but George cut right in. “Do you sound smart to make up for the fact you don’t have a personality? Even Percy had more of one than you. What about that temper? Short temper isn’t the only thing short, is there?” George egged on and on. Wasn’t long before people were watching, and giggling. Leaving him red faced.
“How about-“ And the man was storming off. You couldn’t help your relief, as you relaxed into George. He seemed gone, but not entirely. You noticed he was still outside. Just far enough away from the shop to not be loitering. That made your stomach drop. Seemed you were dodging a bullet, and George was making sure there was plenty of cover.
“Guess he isn’t buying it…..Wanna help make sure he does?” He offered, as you rose a brow. At this point, you would do anything to get that bastard off your back. Was being a total creep now. Just waiting for you outside. With a nod, you gave your consent. George would soon whistle at someone, who would nod, as he was taking you towards the back.
“Let’s give him a show~” He offered, before you were pushed out of a side door. Your body hit against the neighboring building, as your lips met. You were wide eyed, until you noticed your ex peeking from around the alley way corner. Guess a show will be what it takes. Couldn’t imagine a better person to trust yourself with anyway.
You couldn’t help it either, as you melted into the kiss. Your hands fighting at his suit jacket, while he explored your mouth. Leaving your tongue to taste like sweet orange flavored candy. The scent of ash, the taste of sweet, and the feeling of heat. It was getting you more excited than you wanted to admit.
“Come on, love, on your knees.” He whispered, as he threw the jacket to the ground. Despite how rough he was acting, the fact he gave you his suit jacket for your knees spoke volumes. Even in the heat of the moment, he was trying to make sure you were given the best care. Made your heart sing, as you let your knees rest on the expensive fabric. Right all over the dirty alley way.
He was quick to take his belt off, and adjust his vest and dress shirt. Everything was moving so fast. There was such a thrill from it. A spur of the moment. Just no thoughts, only desire. Was so exciting. Gave you such a pleasure you didn’t know you could get. Weren’t even doing anything. Yet.
“Open that pretty little mouth-“ He asked, and you did. Just as he pulled his cock out from his pants, making your heart pound with excitement. You were really about to do this. You felt like you were in a wet dream. You always did find George so attractive. Never thought you would ever score a chance. Yet, it was this easy. Those Weasleys and their big hearts.
You let the tip pass your lips, and swallowed. His hand was gentle in your hair, as he let you go at your own pace. Not forcing it down your throat, and letting you take your time in adjusting. Letting you control your breathing, as your hands found his thighs. Just those deep breaths of fire works, and sugar. Was hypnotic.
Once you felt well adjusted, you forced your head further down. Your signal to let him keep going, and going he did. How he tangled his fingers in your hair, and forced you deeper down his cock. To the point your nose brushed against that ginger hair. Made you gag, by how much, but you quickly relaxed. Knowing you were in safe hands.
“Better be louder. I’m crippled, after all~” He teases, making you unable to stop the giggle around his cock. That earned you a moan from him, as the vibrations ran up through his body. God did his moans sound like sweet music to your ears. It gave you the motivation to try and take lead a little bit. Pulling yourself to the tip, and moaning around it.
He was soon leaning against the wall of his shop, as he was at your mercy now. His free hand busy with keeping his vest and shirt up. Exposing that slender stomach. Happy trail, freckles, and ink. Such a dashing man, with many scars. You were the lucky one to get to see it. See it all. Like how his face was flushing, and his kept hair ruffling. It was addictive.
Up and down you bobbed, as you kept your grip tight on his slender thighs. Not quite as meaty as his upper arms, given his beater history. Still was great to grab, as you milked him for more sounds. Such as the hisses, and whimpers when you ran your tongue over a vein just right. Oh you didn’t know who was in more heaven.
“Fuck, Im going to cum. Oh fuck-“ He gritted his teeth, and made an attempt to pull you off. How considerate. You figured that kind gesture deserved a reward. So, you fought against his hand. That surprised him, as you would force yourself deep down again. Moaning, as you returned to his base. Looking right up at him, and locking with those pretty doe eyes. That was the last straw.
He let his head roll back, as he came down your throat. You coughed, but you were handling it like a champ. Using those thighs for support, as you watched his stomach spasm from the pleasure you gave him. How those pretty cheeks were so flushed, and his ear so red. Oh what you would give to see more of that.
Once he was breathing steady, you finally pulled off. You panted, as he cupped your cheek. His thumb rubbing away at the spit that ran down your chin. You didn’t know if your ex was still there, and genuinely didn’t care anymore. The tender moment was to sweet to make you think about anything else.
“Say….Think maybe we can do this again some time? Gotta keep up appearances and all~” He winked, as it was your turn to be blushing. All flustered, as he would put himself away. Along with being a gentlemen, and helping you off the ground. With his jacket as well.
With a quick spell, the jacket was clean. Just some tidying up, as you were still a soft pink. Same for himself. A stupid grin on his face was keeping you flushed as well. Especially with the arm hooked around you, as you returned inside. Having to keep up appearances after all. Just for appearances.
“My lunch break should be soon, wouldn’t mind some drinks with you. Gotta wash that down after all.” He offered, making you elbow his delicate rib. He wheezed, but laughed. Yeah. Maybe this fake dating thing will really put your ex in his place. Severs him right for losing such a catch like you. Least George was the lucky one to nab you, wasn’t he?
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ace-aussie-asshole · 1 year
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Ron Weasley’s Intelligence Was Vastly Underestimated Throughout His Career:
Ron Weasley did become an Auror, and I feel like American fans in particular don’t understand how hard it is to join the police force in the UK and other European countries. You have to go to University, then you have to get into the police academy, then you have to graduate. It takes years to even get to the point where you fight crime, and a lot of American writers play this down in fanfiction, so it leads to a lot of people underestimating the Auror’s within the fandom.
Harry had to get mostly O’s in a lot of his courses, meaning Ron had the same requirements, and because we know that they both became Auror’s we know that he must have succeeded. This means Ron was a high achieving student, and I firmly believe he did better than Harry.
So, personally, I believe that rather than become a Field Auror like Harry, Ron became a Forensic Auror. He’s the one taking pictures of the crime scene to analyse. He’s the one doing DNA testing. He’s the one determining cause of death. He’s the one doing all of the background biology while an Investigative Auror figured out motive, and interrogated suspects or witnesses. Harry is the one that goes out in the field and puts his life in danger, but if his Hogwarts years are anything to go by, he should not be trusted with the investigative process, although he can obviously help.
Ron and Harry were in a team with Ernie Macmillan, who worked as an Investigative Auror (and lost his arm during battle so the Ministry refused to hire him to work in the field). Ron and Ernie actually became very close friends, to the point where Ernie became Hugo’s godfather, and often made jokes about Field Auror’s and Harry in particular. Every time Harry ends up in the hospital they make the joke that Ron’s arm is partially paralysed, Ernie’s arm is gone, maybe Harry will end up in the middle and have a fully paralysed arm.
Ron also knows a lot more about the justice system than Harry, purely because his older brother Percy had a special interest in the justice system (yes he’s autistic). So, whenever Harry or Ernie complains about barristers or prosecutors or judges or juries being pricks for either going after the wrong guy or not convicting the guy, Ron has to explain to them that they’re being unfair. The barristers job is to defend, and the prosecutors job is to accuse. They each provide evidence, and it’s up to a jury or judge to decide who they believe. They have to be impartial, so often it’s entirely determined by who’s better at their job. Ron knows all of this, and more, and he constantly had to explain it to them.
A lot of people assumed that Ron quit his job as an Investigative Auror to take up a casual job at WWW because he couldn’t handle the pressure, but it was actually because Hermione was pregnant. She had the job with the better income, she was on the trajectory to get a promotion, and he was happy to be a stay at home Dad while his children were still very young. Once Hugo was five and started going of to Primary School, Ron got a casual job at his brothers shop to fill time while his kids were at school and friends were at work. It was only once Hugo started going to Hogwarts and both of his kids ended up at boarding school that he became a full time employee.
Ron left his job as a Forensic Auror to work at a joke shop and obviously Rita Skeeter took advantage of the situation. She accused him of being stupid, and finally coming to the realisation that Auror work required too much intelligence that he didn’t have. She made the claim that he was only a jokester, and suggested that cases he worked on be revised again in case his pranks somehow tampered with the results of his tests.
Ron never addressed any of this, but it did send him to a very dark place. However, holding Rose in his arms for the first time helped him realise that it didn’t matter what Rita Skeeter thought of him. Fatherhood helped pull him out of the gutter and he is forever grateful for that experience.
This is also why Ron tended to be closer and more understanding with his kids than Hermione was. Where Hermione would encourage Rose to pursue a secure job out of fear people would judge her for being a halfblood, Ron would listen to every song Rose wrote and explain to both Rose and a Hermione why they seemed to disagree with each other. Where Hermione would panic upon seeing Hugo twitching on the ground, Ron would pull her away because giving a tic attention usually made it worse.
Many people assumed that Hermione was the mediator in their household because she was a woman and intelligent, but it was actually Ron, because his real life experiences of normal wizard culture and the luxury of getting to spend just a little more time with his kids allowed him to understand both why Hermione was worried and why his kids didn’t understand her concern.
Ron went from a prestigious high paying job, to a severely underestimated job, to a job in retail. Forensic Auror, Stay at Home Dad, Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Employee, no matter what the job, Ron was always underestimated because people didn’t realise how intelligent he was. Or because all they saw was the partially paralysed arm and figured his disability cancelled out his brain.
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stelacole · 11 months
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messofalesbian · 11 months
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I haven't been able to post for a while but this hit me like a trainwreck...
Did no one else realize that the Malfoys are essentially just the mirror image to the Dursleys? I mean the Dursley's were all fat, with ruddy skin, dark hair, they hated the Potters (mostly Harry) and all things to do with magic, especially the father which was passed down to the son, but it was revealed towards the end that the son and mother actually kind of liked Harry, or at least regretted their actions, but during the rest of the movies we can see the son bullying Harry and inferiors relentlessly, and all the Dursley's being stuck up. The Malfoy's were all skinny as heck, paler than milk, abnormally blond hair, they hated the Potters (mostly Harry) and all things to do with muggles, especially the father which was passed down to the son, but it was revealed towards the end that the son and mother actually kind of liked Harry, or at least regretted their actions, but during the rest of the movies we can see the son bullying Harry and inferiors relentlessly, and all the Malfoy's being total and complete bigots. Well played Joanna Katherine Rowling, well played.
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derpymidnight · 2 years
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totally LEGIT hc abt the weasley twins: they stole the educational decree about their weasley products being banned and hung it up in their shop
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arani612 · 2 years
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Happy Gred & Forge Day!!🥳🧨💥
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★ Happy Birthday to my favourite gingers & prankster kings! ♡♡
Mischief Managed!
< gifs by me >
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xxphosphene · 2 years
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I have this headcanon that the Weasley Twins were actually just as well liked by Hogwarts teachers as their older brothers.
It's canon at this point that they actually were very good students, especially in Charms, Transfiguration and Potions (Flying too obviously), so good in fact that they created an entire supply of new products at 17.
We also know that at least Professor Flitwick was incredibly proud of them for that, and I bet that Minerva 'Mother Cat' McGonagall took one look at their achievements and became really excited because she always knew they had it in them.
(And the only reason Snape wasn't is because he hated everything with red hair.)
I also like to think that even if they did play pranks on their teachers, Fred and George were usually quite respectful to teachers they liked.
The only reason they disliked Snape was that he bullied young children.
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christellebilodeau · 2 years
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persephone13 · 2 years
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“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”— George Weasley
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tamaha · 2 years
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somehow i think the door to Weasleys‘ Wizard Wheezes has I solemnly swear I am up to no good written on the outside so you see it when you enter the shop and Mischief Managed on the inside.
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cherry-pop-elf · 2 months
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Pretty Rain Cloud
Fred Weasley x Reader x George Weasley
Can he read as Platonic As Well, because Platonic love is valid AF!
You were in a horribly sour mood. You swore you would never smile again, and never be happy. No way. Of course, you make this vow to the likes of Fred and George. What were you thinking?
Warnings: Umbridge. She’s a warning in general/Set during Order Of The Phoniex: Slight blood, tending to wounds, intense stress, I mean it’s about Umbridge. You know what’s up
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“Never ever ever again-!” You sniffled, as Fred was currently being your support. Letting you lean his head on his shoulder, as you two sat in The Room Of Requirement’s. Everyone busy with their Defense Practices, while George was busy cleaning the newly made scar on your hand. How it ached, and still burned. He tried to be as gentle as he could, but that toad knew how to make it hurt.
“Oh don’t go saying something like that-“ George would pipe up, as he wade sure your wound was clean. Having had plenty from Umbridge, let alone from the crazy life he lived in general. “We love your smile-“ Fred was quick to echo, as you would squeeze his hand. Since the pain of the fresh scar was so sharp.
“But you heard her. She said I was ‘Smiling To Much, And Distracting The Class’ and all that-!” You hiccuped, as George was finished with wrapping your hand. Being extra cheesy with kissing it. In the hopes you could smile again. To think, she would find a way to punish anyone wand everyone. You were wondering if she was just doing this to hurt Fred and George. Yet, it seemed like no one would escape her wrath. Not even Draco.
“Oh she hates that you actually have a pretty smile, and she doesn’t.” Fred tried to reason, as he rubbed your shoulder. Letting his older brother instincts take over. Doing whatever he could to help you. All the same with George, who remained at your feet. Holding that wounded hand, and feeling the pain throbbing into his own. How the white fabric was already growing a red tint.
“When that’s all healed up, gonna slather it in our latest invention. It’s a bruise removal puddy we got working on-“ George tried to cheer you up with, as Fred would pull out the tin. Inside was a shiny goop. Was rather similar to a glittery dark grey puddy. It did have you curious, but you refused to smile. As if those twins would quit that easy.
“How about this new candy we just made-“ George offered, as he pulled out another tin. Rattling it around. You were not budging. They loved a challenge anyway. They were older siblings, to Ron and Ginny. Harry as well, if anyone got technical with it. That boy was horribly traumatized, yet they could still get him to grin ear to ear. They won’t give up on you just like that. No sir.
“What about….” Fred hummed, as he looked around. They were inventors. Men that thought outside the box. They could figure this out. Those for eyes would scan the room, and watch as everyone would practice. Mastering the spells that she refused to teach. Seeing the dummy’s go flying had sparked an idea. The duo looked to each other, and just grinned.
“Up ya go-!” They said, before suddenly having their arms under each one of yours. Lifting you up, and making your legs kick and dangle. You were basically being kidnapped now. Those darn twins, and being stupidly tall. Along with strong. Even though Umbridge basically banned Quidditch, that didn’t stop the twins from practicing their beater skills.
“Where are we going-?” You asked, just accepting your fate. Better that way. You’ve seen what happened when people tried to escape. You knew you weren’t in actual danger. If you asked them to put you down, they would. They were pranksters, not monsters. Like how they made sure not to do pranks that involved books around Ginny, ever since the Snake Incident. Moral code, that just likes to bend a little bit.
“And here-!” Plopped down you went, with a brow raised. Just in front of one of the many test dummies the room held. Where was this going? Seemed everyone was now looking, fascinated at what the twins were planning. Ron was already grabbing your arm, and pulling you a solid five steps back. Ginny having mimicked the same action with Luna. Given she was spaced out a bit.
“Just five seconds-“ “-We know what we are doing-!” They spoke, which made everyone back up an extra large step. A mixture of curiosity, yet total anxiety at the same time. Just left to wondering what the ever living hell those two were doing, with the dummies right now. Casting quick spells, and working fast. In a blink, it was made clear.
“TA DA-!” They sung, as their ingenuity was unmatched. With some color changing spells, and some quick shifting of fabric, the dummies were turned into mock up dolls of the pink toad herself. “Not as ugly as her, but it gets the job done-!” They echoed, as they knocked on the dummies head. Having poorly done lipstick on. Given they had a little sister, and were basically the dorms collective older sibling, it was on purpose.
“HAVE AT IT-!” They chanted, before quickly ducking away. As if everyone was on edge to fire. They were, but you were able to have the first swing. A proud Flipendo Maxima was called by you, and that pink dummy went flying. Right into the wall, with a loud crumple, before being a crumpled up mess on the ground. You were just giggling in glee, as you did something you wish you could have to the real one.
“To easy-“ The twins snickered to each other, with such pride. Elbows to each other, before they were returning to your side. Watching as the other students would take advantage of this as well. All needing some serious stress relief from that hag. Everyone was able to gain some smiles, and you were included.
You could hardly recall you even dared made a promise like that around them. To never smile again. Maybe, deep inside, you knew what you were doing. That deep down you did deserve to smile. To spite that woman. No matter what your head said, you knew this. Never challenge a Weasley. Let alone the twins. They’ll make you smile, one way or another.
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annejonesblaci · 5 months
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just imagine, you and George cuddling in the Hogwarts courtyard watching the sun while exchanging caresses and kisses, and Fred (obviously) joking about how affectionate you are and how much George is in love with you, sometimes Fred even imitates the way George talked about you before you started dating
(sorry for any typos, English is not my native language)
If you like this little idea, I can try to do something longer ;)
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amandinemoon · 6 months
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My very favourite pranksters !
Fred and George Weasley :D
I realised this is the first time I actually draw them TOGETHER and I can't believe it, I've been drawing hp fanarts for three years straight.
Anyway, go read my fanfic guys pls :D
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ittybittyhogan · 2 years
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George Weasley Imagine
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Pairing: George Weasley x Pregnant!Reader
Warnings: None
Word count: 545
Description: I can't come up with a good description for this, it's just fluff
This is a slightly edited version of a George Weasley story by I Dream in Color, so if you like this story you should go check out their blog.
Since the day they had met, George and [Y/N] knew that they were going to be stuck within each other’s lives for a long time–what they hadn’t estimated was that they’d be living under the same roof, in the same room, with matching rings, and a vow. Funny how fate worked, wasn’t it?
But they weren’t complaining–in fact, they were far from it. They were doves in love, always joined at the hip and making one another smile. Their days were always filled with happiness and surprises, giggles and grins, especially when it came to the topic of their unborn child.
“[Y/N], you should really take it easy,” George raised a concerned eyebrow at the rounded woman behind the cash register, “You don’t need to overwork yourself before the baby arrives.”
“So you want me to take more breaks?” the woman questioned, smiling.
George snorted. “Well, you are supposed to be on maternity leave… why do I have to order you to take breaks anyway?”
“Because I’m an amazing, hard-working woman and you love me,” [Y/N] chuckled, sitting back behind the counter and resting her chin on her smooth palms. George rolled his eyes as he maneuvered his way to a tall shelf, scanning it scrupulously.
“Hey, [Y/N],” he called over his shoulder, “Would you bring me the box of Skiving Snackboxes?”
Stretching and reclining even more into her chair, [Y/N] replied nonchalantly, “Sorry, darling, but I’m on my break.” She winked slyly at him as he rolled his eyes at her once more.
“Oh, how could I forget?” George grunted, making his way around the counter to where both [Y/N] and the boxed merchandise were. As though asking for forgiveness, [Y/N] stopped him with a sweet kiss to the nose, smiling pleasantly. Unable to resist her, George couldn’t help but beam back, enveloping her within a loose embrace.
“Do you think I’ll be a good dad?”
His question made her giggle suddenly, pulling away just a tad to gaze at him fully. “Oh no–is the confident George Weasley doubting himself?” she gasped mockingly, eyes gleaming teasingly as George shook his head, amused. “If anything, I should be the one whose worry levels are higher than yours–I’ve heard so many horror stories about giving birth! One from Mrs. Godfrey that always comes in, Hermione, my mother–oh, and don’t even get me started on your mum!” [Y/N] finished with a laugh.
“My mum?” George raised an eyebrow, scoffing in disbelief.
“Yes! All of them concerning you–how she knew the instant you came out that you were going to be a troublemaker–”
George groaned in exasperation. “Really? Mum told you scary stories about childbirth? Meaning me? Unbelievable.”
“She still loves you though,” [Y/N] offered good-naturedly.
“Ah, yes, how could she not?”
[Y/N] stuck out her tongue. He stuck his out in return. They both laughed for a moment until George slid his hand to rest onto the center of her inflating stomach. “Just always know that I’ll be with you every step of the way,” he murmured, pressing his forehead to hers softly.
“And I with you, my dear,” his beautiful wife whispered in response before he placed a tender kiss of pure adoration onto her lips.
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george-weasleys-girl · 6 months
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Hi! I was wondering if you’d do headcanons of both of the Weasley twins and what it’ll be like hanging out with them during Halloween? I just need funsies and giggles.
A Weasley Halloween
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It goes without saying that George and Fred love Halloween.
As kids, they dressed up as something different every day of October.
And constantly ran around the house jump scaring everybody.
It drove Molly up the wall.
They were very competitive when it came to pumpkin carving.
Which one carved the best design.
Which one carved their pumpkin the fastest.
Which jack o' lantern was the funniest or scariest or weirdest and so on.
These usually culminated into the two of them throwing pumpkin guts at each other.
This also drove Molly up the wall.
When they were still at Hogwarts, they turned Gryffindor Tower into a haunted house every year.
Everyone, even Slytherin, was invited.
Though Slytherin got a few extra jump scares and pranks.
Now that they have their shop, they go all out.
The place is decked out from top to bottom with every conceivable Halloween decoration.
And a few unconceivable ones.
Cheesy muggle Halloween music, like the Monster Mash, is blasting all month long.
They hold events throughout the month.
Pumpkin carving contest (no magic allowed).
There are multiple costume contests.
Best Halloween joke.
A screaming competition.
Winners get free loot from the store.
Fred dresses in all black, which makes his pale skin ever paler.
George teases that he's seen ghosts with more color.
On the opposite end of the spectrum is George wearing multiple shades of bright orange.
Fred says he looks like a drunk jack o' lantern threw up on him.
It's one giant celebration at the shop on Halloween.
Throughout the day, there are scavenger hunts for the kids.
Apple bobbing.
Trick or treating.
At first only the joke shop did tricks or treats.
But thanks to George and Fred's tireless persistence more and more shops joined in.
Now, Diagon Alley is one gigantic trick or treat extravaganza on Halloween night.
After 9:00pm, they throw an adults only party at the shop with music, dancing, drinks and costume contests.
And, of course, pranks.
The shop is closed the next day.
Because the party goes on until the wee hours of the morning.
Neither George nor Fred will wake up before noon the next day.
As soon as everything is cleaned up, they start planning for next year.
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weasleytwinwheezes · 7 months
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don’t mind me-just visiting my beloved Weasley twins at work 🤪
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