#weak Larrie

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

Sally Face but it’s Sal bullying Travis back

Travis: why do you have your hair in pigtails? What are you a girl?

Sal: no but I can make you my girl if you keep bothering me.

Travis: you must be so ugly under that mask, thanks for saving our eyes

Sal: nothings going to save your ass if you keep touching me.

Travis: Aw does little Sally Face have a girlfriend?

Sal: why? You want to be my girl? I don’t mind you’d probably look pretty in a dress…

Cue Travis curled up in a ball and sobbing because he just can not win.

#sally face au #sally face #sal fisher #travis phelps #salvis #sal x travis #it’s just petty jabs that hit hard because Travis is weak #they end up dating in college Sal finally broke down his walls #Travis has no idea how they got there #Larry boasts to their parents that Sal truly was playing the long game

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

favourite twdg villain?

I'm a fond enjoyer of the St. John's as villains. I don't know if they're my favorite just because they're only in one episode, but I love the concept of this family almost immediately jumping into cannibalism toward the start of the outbreak, dealing in human flesh to bandits, and casually feeding this group their friend's legs.

Like... what the hell was this family like before the outbreak that all three of them were like, "Hey now listen... nothing should go to waste, the dead are eating people so why shouldn't we? We gotta survive and in our defense, we only target those who were gonna die anyway... like y'all."

Dude, Mark was shot in this shoulder with an arrow. He wasn't going to die from that injury. It's so fucked that these seemingly friendly people took the group into their home and then fed them Mark's legs.

If we take the idea that everyone is infected and have the capacity within themselves to become walkers, to become monsters, then the St. John's were infected long before the outbreak, y'know? Not literally, but something was wrong with them and the outbreak just further spread that infection and changed them.

But again, are they my favorite? I dunno if I can say that since I have a lot more appreciation for Lily now. Yeah, some of her writing gets a little wonky in ep3 of TFS when she goes on her monologues and shit, but y'know what? I'm into it.

You have to remember who we're talking about and the fact that she's the antagonist; Lily isn't some anti-hero in TFS who secretly has a heart of gold that's brought to light because she reunited with Clementine... she's a fucked up woman who did fucked up things in the name of survival. She's full of rot now. She sees kidnapping children and turning them into soldiers to protect her home as a means to an end, but she doesn't actually give a shit about the people she's taking. They aren't people to her, they're as the episode title suggests, toys in her game. The only one she sees as a person is Clementine, and while that makes her hesitate at first, she sees Clementine's a prize to bring back.

She remembers what happened in S1; her father had a heart attack and as she tried to save him, Kenny smashed his face in with a saltlick and then expected Lily to just stand up and help him get back to his family because "he did what he had to, he made the hard choice." Yes, Larry was a piece of shit. No one liked him, and you can even question Lily on him and she'll tell you that he has a lot of pain. Yes, it makes him an asshole, but he's still her dad and he's all she has. I mean... the simplification is daddy issues, but in all seriousness, I don't doubt for a second that many of Lily's issues stem from Larry being a shitty father to her.

Then everyone thought she was losing it when she insisted there was a traitor in the group, which she was right about, but she was unstable. She was unwell, but how do you help someone like that when you don't have training to go about it? Then Lily ends up killing either Carley or Doug and the group turns on her, and either she's left behind or she steals the van and runs away.

Then we don't know what the hell happened to her until we see her again in TFS, but like... a lone woman with decay festering inside of her joining the delta? Exposing her to their methods? I mean, what else did she have to lose? She had nothing, she lost everything, and she has a lot of issues. Survival is easy when you're numb, when you don't care about the individual; they're all just cogs churning to make the system run, and if a piece doesn't cooperate, you get rid of it and find a new one.

Plus I think there's something to say about Lily not wanting to be perceived as weak again. That whole display she put on in the cells? Telling the story of what happened to Minerva and Sophie? I get the criticism that it feels like Lily did a 180 between episodes but like... yeah dude, because it's a performance. It's not just her and Clementine anymore. It's a display of power and authority. She's playing the part and thriving in it as she ensures everyone else is terrified of her.

But then when Clementine and AJ get the upper hand? Again, she's not afraid to play up the pleading to earn enough sympathy to spare her- hell, just to let their guard down enough to strike and get the upper hand again. I mean, she's got nothing else to lose, right? If she doesn't go for it, she'll be killed and sure, you can kill her anyway but at least she tried.

Honestly, I look at Lily in TFS and still see that scared little girl playing the tough bitch, just like Carley said in S1. It's just now escalated from "tough bitch" to a downright vile person. She's so... lost? I suppose? Lost within herself and the monstrous means she's taken to survive.

I get the criticisms of how she was used in TFS, but for me, it's like when people complain about Minerva not getting the redemption arc she supposedly should've gotten, y'know? There's no saving her. Lily was never on our side, and there was no getting her on our side. She wasn't ever going to redeem herself. Even if you spare her and she drifts away on her raft, can someone like her actually find redemption? Or will she just find another group that'll feed into her rot?

Truly, I say let her be horrid. Let her be the piece of shit villain with a few fleeting moments of humanity. Let her drown in the blood she's spilled.

#asks #twdg lily #twdg andy st john #twdg danny st john #twdg brenda st john #twdg clementine #twdg minerva #twdg mark #twdg larry #twdg kenny #i know i used to complain about lily in tfs a lot years ago but past cj complained about everything tbh sksksks #now i'm just like babe lily's interesting as shit like not every villain needs a redemption arc just because you think they're hot #and don't wanna feel bad or because you want her to be like she was in s1 when she was sympathetic like... it's been years #that's like being mad that clementine isn't the same person as she was in s1... the difference is we got to see clementine grow #but what happened to lily is a mystery... but that doesn't mean she didn't change especially for the worst #i dunno sometimes i look at lady antagonists in media and then look at people's reactions and i'm like.......... hmmmm #c'mon now- if kenny came back in tfs the same exact way then y'all would be foaming at the mouth insisting he's complex #and morally grey and he's just really sad about his family dying and really he's a sad widdle meow meow but also the best villain #who should be spared because he always cared about clementine and aj and he's just traumatized and sad and amazing unlike OTHERS #like.................... okay sure mmhmmmm #side note but the worst thing about kenny is the fact that he IS a brilliantly written character but his stans tend to just be the worst #anyway i like lily she's a great tfs antagonist like i recognize there are some weak spots and i wish she has more of a presence in ep4 #if she lived but y'know... gotta make room for minerva being the final bridge boss so... yeah

[half-an-hour-hence]

Someone needs to stop me thinking about Humphrey Bone. I physically cannot stop thinking about how he had to ask for everyone to pay attention to him so that he could tell them how he died, even though they were the ones that wanted to know. Or the fact that Humphrey likes to be jolly and make people laugh, but no one’s ever stuck around long enough to listen to his jokes and stories. Or how he has to request to be taken everywhere rather than someone actually thinking about bringing him along, and that whenever he is involved, it’s usually because the others need him to do/be something, not because they want him there. Or about how much time Humphrey must have to think about the way he’s been mistreated in life and in death. I can’t stop thinking about if he’s ever felt angry at the people he’s been stuck with in life or death, but even if he was they probably wouldn’t have been around to hear him admit it.

#I’m starting to think that tragic characters who don’t get enough attention are my weakness #literally all I’m asking for is that the ghosts just CONSIDER his presence a little bit more #bbc ghosts #humphrey bone #sir humphrey bone #larry rickard #six idiots #them there

[snakes-and-fluff]

Consider: Nemona being really physically strong on top of being a great Pokémon trainer. After being banned from rematching the gyms (because she did it too frequently) she goes around challenging them to arm wrestling instead (they allow her to do this because it doesn't take as much time as a full battle). Katy's the only one she hasn't managed to beat yet (due to them baking gains).

#challenges against Larry only last a few seconds #nobody knows if Larry loses on purpose or if he's really that weak #pokemon #nemona #pokemon nemona #nemona pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet

[axewchao]

Hittin' the dance floor for Day 2 is the Electrodrome DJ, Larry!

Dal isn't one for dancing, but he can still follow the beat thanks to the likes of Just Dance and Rhythm Heaven. Or, uh… whatever the Mario equivalent of those games are. o3o

Normally he'd stick to being a wallflower, but Larry's somehow managed to get Dal dancing here! Must've picked a song his purple-clad compadre really liked. Either that, or he simply wouldn't take no for an answer. It's more fun to dance with a buddy, after all!

…Just one buddy, at least for now. Dal's not ready to dance in front of a crowd. Not by a long shot… =w=""

#Super Mario #Koopa Week #Koopa Week 2023 #Koopalings #Larry Koopa #Koopa!Dal #Dalex Rathmore #think i might start adding the super mario tag to koopalings-related stuff from here on #weak attempt at sorting is weak =w= #axewchaoscribbles

[zilabee]

Larry Kane first met the Beatles when they went to America to do the Ed Sullivan show:

When I walked into the room, the four were smoking, drinking coke and chatting. [...] I do recall how surprised I was by their physical appearance and demeanor. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr looked like boys. In fact, they were close to boyhood. George was twenty, Ringo twenty three, John twenty three, and Paul twenty one. My age.

And their hair startled me. Tame by today's standards, the length of it seemed odd, almost manufactured for effect. But it was real hair all right, as real and genuine as the people I was meeting for the first time. That's what surprised me the most - the difference between my expectation of meeting star entertainers and the actual experience of finding in these young men a naturalness rarely seen in the world of famous people.

_____

Brian then invited him to be one of their press entourage for the 1964 tour, and he went to meet them again that August:

I introduced myself to Paul, George and Ringo, and then heard the words, "What's your problem, man?" It was Lennon.

"What do you mean?"

"Why are you dressed like a fag ass, man? What's with that. How old are you?" Lennon was not joking. From the corner of my eye, I could see a look of revulsion on the face of Brian Epstein.

Awkwardly I retorted, "Well, it's better than looking scruffy and messed up like you." I smiled but he didn't.

My face felt like it drained of its color. Adrenaline rushed through my body, with a tinge of depression, and my body reacted instantly. I moved across the room, grabbed my tape recorder and proceeded to do three short interviews with Paul, George and Ringo. Finally I could avoid the confrontation no more. I asked my antagonist to talk.

I shifted the theme and asked Lennon about the undeclared war in Vietnam. It was a strange question to ask and it caught him by surprise. His face lit up, and he launched a scathing diatribe against the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution and the escalating conflict. I was taken aback by the intensity of his anger and knowledge base, and also by the eloquence of his protest. [...]

As I walked back to my room, [...] a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and John Lennon was there. He said "Hey, really enjoyed the interview, specially about the war in Asia. Liked the talk. Look forward to more stuff. Sorry about the clothes bullshit."

"John, it was great meeting you," was all I said. Lennon had shown me real emotion there.

from Ticket To Ride, by Larry Kane

#men being so weak for John negging them #strong game #larry kane #ticket to ride #beatles books #the beatles #john lennon

[eelslippers]

Me fighting Larry during the elite 4 trial and seeing tropius: oh sweet a grass type

*remembers that my quaqauval is weak to grass*

Me: shit a grass type

Larry: *mentions that his team are flying types. Remembers my team is 2x weak to flying types*

Me: SHIT A FLYING TYPE

#eelslippers #pokemon scarlet #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon violet #pokemon sv #pokemon larry #he murdered half of my team #he was harder than the champion ngl #but that was probably cause my team is weak against flying #he murdered my quaqaval #i had garganacl but he murdered him too #tinkaton saved the day

[judas-isariot]

Listen, if they did not make Geeta evil, then gamefreak have straight up make her boring

#geeta #i am sorry geeta stan #what can you told be about geeta #what does she bring to the table ? #her team is weak poppy give me more of a challenge #she don't do much in the dlc even Rika has more to say #she is design like a bad guy but is not #and don't worry #we got other boring champion #bitch the gen 6 champion was the lowest point she is the emptyness #but geeta need to have at least something #nemona has a thing #clavel has a thing #freakin larry has a thing #not her #opinion #pokemon

[larrylimericks]

30Jul22

HS Edition In new footage X Factor supplied, Hey, Soul Sister’s the song H first tried. (Bit off-tune with his voice, But there’s bakery discourse!) Now hand over Lou’s Mr. Brightside.

LT Edition Explain his tattoos? He stays mum. What’s 369’s meaning? There’s none. But when he’s had enough Of all that Larry stuff, He’ll hit up your DMs ’bout his son.

#larry #harry #harry styles #the x factor (infatuated with the attention they got last week) released an extended cut of harry's audition #in which we learn he sang (a pitchy) 'hey soul sister' by train #before singing 'isn't she lovely' #his charm and charisma shine through even at 16 #i know the forming of the band was all a set-up for the tv narrative but i want details #were they asked to bomb one song and nail the other? #to have options when creating judge dissent and drama for the show? #i will riot if there's amazing footage in the bowels of the x factor building of louis singing 'mr brightside' #(right next to the case simon's had made to preserve his cryogenically frozen head someday) #and the aired 'hey there delilah' was just part of the plot to make him come off as the weak link ... #anyway #i could listen to bby harry rattle off bakery items all day #hey calm make that your next sleep story #louis #louis tomlinson #attention mum continues to seek attention #best case scenario: the screen shots are fake #more likely: they're real and they're stunt play and Louis TM has made her Bullshit 3.0 #and here's what i've learned about shit: #i don't need to know which animal made it to know not to step in it #but i will NOT stand for all this 'cos' hate i'm seeing! #it's superior to cuz and more elegant than 'cause #limerick-hs #limerick-lt #july 30 #2022 #double edition

[awesomefringey]

Fuck, I need a snippet based on the 3rd and 4th photo, someone do it ffs

https://www.tumblr.com/hldailyupdate/727310052922441728/faith-in-the-future-world-tour-oslo-1-september?source=share

This could be Pastor Tomlinson discovering a hot Jesus lookalike in the crowd during church service.

Had Pastor Tomlinson ever thought of Jesus being “hot”? No, absolutely not. Is he going to have an existential crisis about it? Yes. Will it be smutty? Hell, yeah.

#ask #larry fic prompt #pastor tomlinson is my weakness

[alarrytale]

I feel like it’s a lot/ most of them that just flat out refuse to see it bc it would be difficult to stan someone that strongly and have no clue. They have the idea that speculating sexuality is offensive (unless that sexuality is straight of course) so they feel like they have the moral high ground for denying larry even if it’s staring them in the face.

I saw an argument in a forum with a solo harry fan who was denying larry ever happened until the larrie explained “Ed in Manchester” to her and her reaction was like, “So what if it’s about a concert they went to over a decade ago? Doesn’t mean they’re still together now?” and it was just like... I can’t believe that’s all it took to change their entire worldview about if larry dated while in 1D, Harry’s sexuality, if they write songs about each other, I mean they must have known in their heart all along.

Yeah, so many refuse to see it as you say, but at the same time, if they are open to conversation and have an open mind, and you explain things to them, it's not that hard to make them see things our way. It depends on the fan in question.

#as i've said before basing your belief on lyric interpretation is a very weak foundation #it's a start and probably the easiest way to explain things to others #but there are more compelling evidence out there than lyrics #larries ftw #fandom

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

voice headcanons?? >:)

SAL HAS A DEEP AND SMOOTH FUCKING BOICE AND I WILL FIGHT GOD IF I HAVE TOO ABOUT IT

Like hear me OUT PLS LISTEN

Short king, body/sexuality confident. Dresses as he damn well pleases, smooches whoever he wants and his voice is smooth enough to melt butter and deep enough for the whales to hear reverberate on the other side of the ocean bro.

Larry def has a deeper voice but not to the same extent as sals but it’s still a nice voice. Definitely the smoker rasp in it that makes your toes curl at the sound.

Travis, the beloved closet case, def deepened his voice to mask but he has a higher pitched, if even boyish, voice. Especially in adulthood his voice can be rarely mistaken as feminine. It’s another one of the reasons Kenneth abused him. A constant failure in the man’s eyes. Though let’s be real, cute boys with cute voices are chefs kiss!

#travis phelps #sally face #sally face au #larry johnson #sal fisher #larry x travis #laravis #salvis #sal x travis #larvis #sals voice has to shake the world #Larry’s voice def has Travis weak in the knees when he sings #Travis has the perfect choir pitches and no one can tell me otherwise

[akascow]

whats up i played pokemon violet for 12 straight hours today and i have barely progressed through the game bc i keep getting sidetracked on routes trying to find all the hidden dropped items

#i do only have 3 gyms left tho so im sorta doing things #thoughts?: #i love nemona shes great #her duck is gay as fuck its very amusing to me (the one that looks like oikawa... so... very fitting actually) #i love normal gym leader Larry hes so me #i wish my weed cat didnt evolve to bipedal but i guess meowscarada is kinda cool #the game didnt actually let me name it weed cat tho how typical #penny is fucking annoying im refusing to do her missions rn HAHA like girl leave me ALONE #i still dont know type advantages and i never will. or what certain moves even do what. it wont click for me lmao #im just spamming seed bomb or double kick and hoping for the best fr #all i know is water is weak against grass and fires weak to water and thats literally just bc of the starters💀 #i wanna level up my miradon but i HATE doing the titan battles omg #and finally for some reason i really love the use of spanish in the names and dialogue idk why #yeah uva/naranja academy? grape/orange academy💀

[larrycommitsarson]

i was originally only going to post one of these images but fuck it i’m too tired to care right now

have some sally face art (plus a small bit of Hunter Johnson Au art) because it’s midnight and i don’t really want to sleep currently

the only reason why i wanted to post some of these is that i actually liked how they turned out

#larry's art #sally face #sally face fanart #sal fisher #ashley campbell #ash campbell #transmasc ash #asher campbell #todd morrison #chug cohen #maple cohen #hunter johnson au #first time i’ve actually draw maple or chug #i should do it more often #i love these stupid little dudes they’re great #i should be sleeping but the current mindset is that sleep is for the weak #also i noticed i didn’t draw some of maple’s piercings in one of them #i forgot to add them lmao

[baekura]

Me @ my stomach: hashtag girl, why do you want to expell your contents? There's nothing in there babygirl 💔

#finally saw my primary today about the Symptoms™️ #she diagnosed me with acute gastritis and i have to take (larry the cable guy voice:) PRILOSEC #said the tiredness and general weakness/unwellness might be post-viral fatigue from when i was sick in december #or it could be from the lack of calories bc i cannot fucking eat #i also have to get an ultrasound done to make sure my gallbladder isnt going to explode on me or smth #following up with her in a couple weeks to see if things are any better and if not they might have to put a camera down my throat/up my ass #:')) #i want to be well again pls #ghost.txt

[luvevee]

Not the oddest guest but definitely a surprising one

#yeah that's a starling in my basement #i heard my mom scream because it 'came at her' lol #mom begged dad to let it stay tonight because it's subzero and windy outside and he relented despite his inner nature conservative #like I know it should be put down too but i don't have the heart to do it and i was ok with it staying the night #but mom asked me if i could offer it food because it's super dazed and weak so i said ok #and yeah just fed it some crickets for my gecko with my tongs #it was pretty hungry once it realized i wasn't trying to kill it lol #it's still down in the laundry room but mom's happy and dad's softened up to letting it stay lol #i wasn't gonna really do much with it since i thought it was just chilling out but i was open to feeding it when i saw how exhausted it was #yes it's bad to feed wild animals but this is a circumstance where i think it's acceptable #it's not being treated like a pet we're leaving it alone and going to release it in the morning when the storm clears #dad thinks it was in a box he took downstairs last night because the door was open #only way it could've gotten in basically #and yeah that's my mom texting me lol #but yeah it's a cute moment just this is a special circumstance of interacting with a wild animal like this #yeah im a nature nerd about this stuff like my dad but dif is I'm too pussy to kill an animal even if it's invasive #I'm rambling lol #anyways mom named him Nickolas and I named him Larry so whichever name you like i guess #rosebud posting 💐