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babvblue · 1 year
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😳 😳
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downthepub · 7 months
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you have to admit, Staged 2 having Michael and David tell Neil Gaiman "fuck you!" in unison was....pretty cool actually. catharsis.
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iderskye · 2 months
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you are not a number. you are not a computer. you do not need to be optimized, or constantly updated. you are human. you can rest. you can feel good about resting.
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the-himawari · 1 year
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OH GOD
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rintosei · 1 year
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IM TRYNA FINISH MY REO FIC AND THE WAY I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE KAISER INSTEAD OF REO WTF IS THIS AND THIS SENTENCE DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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NAHHHH I DID THAT ONCE WITH NAGI AND RIN 😭 i was making my nagi fic and then wrote rin instead and i went "??? why tf did i write rin ???"
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vodkacheesefries · 1 year
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Did I have an emotional breakdown in the target parking lot because I filled out my ballot today and all my options were basically "vote for the super villain you think will kill less people when he tries to level the city in his laser mech suit" and then two people blew through stop signs and almost hit me on the way in and then the asshole who parked next to me parked so close I didn't even care I hit his car with my door when I had to get back in it
You bet your ass I did
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mattmurdocksscars · 2 years
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Little Man is having a rough day. He's been crying for 30 mins straight and I've tried everything. Hearing my baby cry and not being able to do anything is the worst 😭
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thatiwouldbe · 2 years
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Besties jinkx saw my drawing of her and shared it on her story
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ageofgeek · 2 years
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the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads
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rainy-wallflower · 7 months
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Reminder to feel out your feelings instead of bottling them up. If you're sad, be sad. If you're happy, be happy. If you're mad, be fucking mad. It's better than being neutral 💙💙💙
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ivoryteeth · 11 months
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trying to be so normal in front of my family after i cried my eyes out in my room when an internet stranger told me i was valuable & wonderful
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shamebats · 5 months
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My partner and I don't fuck and we don't kiss, for you see it would take away from the depth and profundity of the special bond we share, instead we merely shake hands and gaze longingly into each other's eyes every night before going to bed in separate rooms where we then lay awake thinking about how any sexual relationship between us would be doomed to fail due to our problematic power dynamic and also we've killed for each other, quite a lot actually.
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roach-works · 1 year
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new heresy that makes the bible way funnier:
god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldn’t! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.
like, that’s why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.
that’s why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didn’t know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadn’t figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.
that’s why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, they’ve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he can’t get it back. he can’t make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didn’t just..... stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.
then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didn’t work either. and also even jesus himself didn’t know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! there’s a whole scene!
like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didn’t know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didn’t know what to do when it did. he’s been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and he’s totally beefed it repeatedly.
god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what you’re going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.
if that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.
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lazylittledragon · 9 months
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just realised i never posted any of the stuff i did for the alternative steddie dads au
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i-am-l-ananas · 1 month
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if the ratios work out into something nearing edible, I'll make the loaf
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rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore
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