#we’re talking baby

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect! #there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

[jojo-schmo]

My job is burning around me and I’m only seen as an expendable cog in a giant corporate machine, but at least I have Helpy to lend a brightly colored hand!!! <3

#am I talking about fazbear entertainment or my irl job? nobody knows #what I do know is today I found out we’re getting a salary increase freeze for 6 months at least #which in corporate speak probably means a year or more #and restructuring of the company may happen after that #who needs a livable wage? not me obviously #anyway I just needed my small pink boy to cheer me up and it helped a lil #it was fun drawing his blush that way I may keep doing that. hehe #and he must have pretty pink eyeshadow #I’ll be all good in a few days just processing my life asmkcpjsdklc #my baby bear my little skrunkly guy….. #I need a plush of him to kiss on the forehead… #fnaf #fnaf help wanted #help wanted 2 #five nights at freddy's #helpy #fnaf helpy #art

[hallowclave]

She para on my humans till I [GRUESOME SOUNDS OF BUG FUELED VIOLENCE]

Redraw of a skitter design I did a little over a year ago, comparison under the read more

And the sketch. As a little treat. Just for you.

#taylor Herbert #parahumans #parahumans worm #worm #my art #I’m sorry it’s so dark her hair being black and her suit also being black is so irritating to me #eyes changed to red to mimic a fly. face mask had a minor change to mimic the head of an ant better #antennae got a little extra prong to mimic ant pincers and also bc hollow knight fan #boots got a steel toe for maximum violence potential #suit padding was actually referenced off of motorcycle armor instead of just winging it #no skirt or belt because I don’t think the former looked good and I didn’t want to draw the latter #even if it’s not canonically accurate she needs some form of armor. Taylor your vital organs. they’re in danger. #iirc she DID put knee pads and stuff on when she first started out. and yet she refuses to wear a helmet. inevitable TBI moment. #in terms of general art stuff the posing looks so much better. look who learned about contrapposto. #and improved (a little) at anatomy. not really on costume design but we’re taking baby steps. #I’d like to thank the wormblr fans for recirculating the og post every three months or so for getting me out of my art block #nothing will make you draw faster than seeing your old art go around. #i promise I’ll finish worm one day 🫡 #end of patch notes/ted talk/etc

[rinchdressing]

klapollo baseball/photographer au

#klapollo #ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #apollo justice ace attorney #um so basically. you know that line in turnabout succession where apollo talks about passing notes to a crush #well in the jp version he references baseball #and fun fact: in highschool i did all of the yearbook coverage for one of our softball teams. which was an insane thing to assign to a baby #gay such as myself #so this spawned from a combination of those things #so if we’re being very technical this is a high school baseball player/yearbook photographer au. but high school aus aren’t really my thing #so they can be older idk i didn’t put that much thought into it

[merakiui]

Omgomg the diff versions of Azul coming together to ruin reader is such a big brain idea Mera! Ur always full of the best ideas for scenarios! (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

Every single SSR Azul convenes for their monthly How to Trap (Name) in a Contract Meeting and discuss all the various ways to do just that. It’s tako to tako communication because they all understand the underlying meanings in their words and behaviors (and they are all desperate and pathetic). orz you are doomed from the beginning with one Azul, but now there are many and so you’re just extra doomed. The real winner who manages to get you alone and have you all to himself for a sliver of time is Overblot Azul. >:) but also Tsumsitter Azul has a great advantage with his tsum because he can charm you with how cute and silly it is.

The Azuls agree to work together, but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to try to secretly one-up the others if and when they have the chance.

#twisted chit chat #tsumsitter azul is so weird T_T he’s like ‘wow it’s almost as if this tsum is our baby and we’re parents…….’ #be quiet azul stop talking ;;;; you’re ruining the vibe and your chances >_<

[comradekatara]

the thing about the adult gaang movie is even if it’s somehow done really well, i don’t wanna see aang and katara as adults, that will actually make me really sad. whereas if sokka is the protagonist that’s fine because i already think everyone should heal and find fulfillment after the war except for sokka. i think sokka should get worse. i think sokka should continue collecting mental illnesses like they’re pokemans creatures. a qing dynasty court intrigue film with sokka navigating ba sing se politics (and iroh can feature as he dispenses occasional wisdom. but sokka is just like “call your son”), or a xai bau spy thriller (except tbh this one would work better as a novel), or even just. a mai and sokka roadtrip movie in the style of an early 2000s stoner comedy (this one would have no artistic merit but it’s also probably the best idea ive ever had). these are but a few examples of the many ideas i have for movies that put my favorite guy through hours of suffering without having to depict my other favorite guys as anything other than the precious babies i know and love.

#‘pokemans creatures’ is what i call them to piss my brother off so much #aang and katara are BABIES #do not ROB ME OF THAT #everyone in the world must age or die #but katara and aang!!!! are immortalized forever in babydom!!!!!! #why would you ruin that!!!!!!! #(okay im actually just going thru a separate crisis here wrt my brothers but don’t. we’re not talking about that okay) #also i think if you wanna make a movie that’s ‘darker’ and ‘for older audiences’ just make sokka the protagonist and boom problem solved #last time sokka got to be the protagonist he attempted suicide at the human rights abuses volcano #his mind is a dark dark place ok! #but also mai & sokka stoner comedy. is anyone writing this down? u should be writing this down #idk how to tag this #sokka #i guess? #postwargaang #also #bc obv these all happen in my complex tapestry of post war developments #gene yang could never #ask me about any one of these points for elaboration (PLEASE)

[jahiera]

man I can’t do it anymore. I’m going to be petty and silly and yuck on yums but please. on my knees can we stop calling astarion “asta” “starry” “asty” I’ll kill him myself if only to free us from this torment

#Asta….. Well yes he is an ass. Ass is a nickname that is free for use. #seeing it used casually in tiktok comments and my brain pauses trying to catch up with who we’re talking about #pleaseeee i am begging. no more baby nicknames for the bitchy vampire. #ASTA. Asta. Dear god. I can see him making a Face right now #I KNOW ITS HARMLESS it’s cute have fun live your dreams. I am just cringing in the background #plus astarion is a pretty name and I like how unwieldy and pompous it is.. of COURSE you’re an insufferable vampire with #an insufferably long dramatic name

[autistic-katara]

i think goyim should just shut the fuck up about jewish people forever actually

#“actually judaism isnt an ethnoreligion bcz u can convert so no the jews arent ur/x jew’s ‘people’” are you fucking high??? #stg to the right we’re an evil non-white cabal who controls everything and eat babies #and to the left actually we’re all white ppl pretending to be oppressed and are probably still an evil cabal who control everything and eat #babies #im so fucking sick of it just please shut upppp #criticise israel criticise zionism #but PLEASE stop talking abt how antisemitism is just mean words online and we’re actually not an ethnic minority bcz conversions a thing #and esp then after wonder why jews r wary of u #my great grandparents did not flee poland under fear of persecution (as our ancestors did many times) #for u guys to call antisemitism mean words online and treat judaism like christianity but whiter and with a worse oppression complex #i’m so fucking tired of this just think before u speak ffs #jewish #jumblr #judaism #ryan shut the fuck up

[soullessjack]

Also just since my one jack-psychosis post made its rounds i’d love to add on these things for extra salt in the wound:

-> “jack smiles, so happy to be so needed, so loved.”

-> “they’ll never want to be friends again.” [“and that’s important to you?”] “they raised me. taught me to be who i am.”

#HE LOVED THEM SO MUCH NO WONDER HE WENT INSANE OVER LOSING THEM 😭😭😭 #also can this be the start of the fandom actually talking about him….paychisus included we are simply very lacking in jack meta #we’re lacking any acknowledgment of jack that isn’t a condensed ableist mischaracterization lmao #spn #supernatural #jack kline #sam winchester #dean winchester #tfw2.0 #castiel #spn scripts #spn meta #spn 14x19 #cannot stress enough that the idea of him as just being their adoptive baby to fix everything and make it all domestic is a gross #misrepresentation of how TFW2.0 actually works and how exactly jack feels about them #they’re his friends they’re his dads they’re IMPORTANT to him and he’s not only willing to harm/risk/sabotage himself for them #but he’s also very VERY willing to kill for them too #which is also highly glossed over in the fandom bc precious smol bean-ification runs rampant around here but i digress #guy who would very easily destroy the world because his surrogate fathers are his world 😝😝🥹

[bitchapalooza]

I want Viva to yell at Peppy and make him feel soooo fucking BAD for abandoning her and the others, I want her to heal, I want her cry to get the pain out, I want Peppy to feel the pain she felt, I just want Viva to get closure.

#‘Viva… I’m so sorry—‘ #‘NO. No you don’t get to be sorry. You left me. You left ALL OF US behind! We trusted you as our king to protect us. /I/ trusted you.’ #‘But Viva sweetie you don’t understand I—‘ #‘Save it. I don’t want your excuses.’ #‘and for the record? I don’t blame Poppy. None of this is her fault. She was just a baby. The only troll to blame is YOU. #YOU were in charge. YOU made the decision to abandon your people and then chant NO TROLL LEFT BEHIND as you /left us behind/. #The Putt Putt trolls and I will not be returning to Pop Village. We’ve made our home elsewhere and that’s where we’re staying. I’ll #visit for Poppy but that’s it. Don’t bother talking to me not unless you’ve learned what you really did wrong here.’ #trolls #trolls headcanons #trolls viva #trolls peppy

[if-i-look-straight-look-again]

YOU INDESTRUCTIBLE LITTLE FUCKER

#ed was actually so happy to see him alive i know it #we’re not talking about the way the episode ends actually #IZZY FINALLY STANDS UP TO HIM TO SAVE EVERYONE #YES #ed baby i love you but your mental health is dangerous to everyone #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #izzy hands #ed teach

[lqfiles]

HELPSJDJDHDFJ

#the chenle my baby group vs WE NEED TO GET RID OF CHENLE group #more than half of my inbox talking about how they can relate WE’RE ALL VICTIMS…… #sorey just wanted to post this cos it made me laugh yesterday i will be answer asks laterrr

[cupiidzbow]

bites my thumb I know I already talked abt nicknames they’d call me but I thought about it again and got sick to my stomach (good way ) 💔💔

#everyone should do this . it’s healing . #anyways i call banjo jojo or jo or jojo honey and it makes meeee sooooooo GRAGHGGH. #he likes my name . he wants to use it he like how it sounds when he says it I think….. #he saves pumpkin for more special occasions or when we’re one on one …. I think it sweet ….. #FUNKY ALWAUS USES THEM literally if he doesn’t sweet talk me he would drop dead . #sweetness or sweetcheeks … cutie pie…. baby cakes maybe …… he likes babe or baby for simplicity too…. #MAYBE PRECIOUS. drops dead #I KNOW SHIT IS SERIOUS WHEN HE USES MY ACTUAL NAME but that’s only when he’s worried abt my safety or smth serious happens yknow… #i Like using his name a lot but I love calling my guys honey or sweetie it’s so natural for me …… #TOM LOVES CALLING ME SWEETHEART…. or bell . what who said that . #idk he makes me sick. we’ve been married for so long maybe there’s a name that stuck since we were younger…. #I love calling him tom tom or thomas jokingly . honey of course . #i Like to think tommy’s full name is thomas. thomas jr (Tom’s not very creative ) #and Timmy is Timothy. #ID BE LIKE THOMAS ??? and they’d both look at me and I’m like oh wait. looking for my son not husband . #txt #idk im just spitting out words I’m sick in the head #🐻🍯🪕 #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊 #💰🦝🍃

[chirpsythismorning]

I finally got around to watching @lesbianmindflayer’s Top Ten Hints Mike is Gay video… The Snow Ball one added a whole other layer of context to those scenes that didn’t really click for me until now—

#byler #mike wheeler #it was the dustin/nancy parallels to mike/el #like it was something that on the surface I noticed and I heard ppl talk about and was like duh #but hearing the set up of it in s1… #that was something I also was aware of but seeing them side by side was a little too visceral #you can tell that a writer put those scenes next to each other and was making them with each other in mind when they made all those choices #and then how both dustin and mike were sad that the person they liked was dancing with someone else… #and then ended up dancing with someone that more so fits a platonic/sister bond… #you got me crying baby baby please playing right before mike and el kiss… #more like you’ve got me crying baby baby please get me out of here #like what kind of lyric choice is that bro?????? #and then to overlap it with the crypticness of the mindflayer watching over them? #once this is a five part story… it’s gonna be hard to see these scenes as romantic #bc we’re gonna be seeing all of these parallels in very close proximity.. #s5 is really going to be the thing that changes how people are going to be able to understand the previous seasons #it’s gonna be quite the spectacle

[ridethehammett]

early slipknot sid would definitely be like those kids who say “watch what i can do!” and then do a fucked up cartwheel and take a couple years off my lifespan.

#but it’s sid we’re talking about #i’d say good job baby! #sid wilson #slipknot #dj starscream

[moonahsrobin]

Thorne Thursday

#bbc ghosts #six idiots #them there #mat baynton #thomas thorne #my son #i love him so very much #my baby #why does he always talk to us as if we’re up in the air??