#we have problems

[nerdydaydreamer]

Oh I'm so evil. I just convinced my sister into watching The Sandman with absolutely no warnings.... 😈

See you on the dark side my dear 😘

#join the dark side #we have problems #my heart belongs to fictional beings #i dont have problems #obsessed #pale men with dark hair #netflix sandman #sandman #netflix the sandman #the sandman netflix #the sandman #dream x reader #the dreaming #king of dreams #dream #dream of the endless #morpheus x you #morpheus x reader #lord morpheus #morpheus #meowpheus #lucienne #matthew the raven #sad emo wet cat energy #wet cat energy #emo aesthetic #emo #goth #black #all black

[slightlymore]

i have issues with this man let me bite off my acrylics

#haechan #we have problems #step outside #we going to fight

[c0smiccl0wn]

whenever i play overwatch with friends i’m always super tired and either don’t say things correctly, or don’t hear things correctly.

so, a few times, certain characters’s names get mixed around. and they are hilarious.

then we refuse to call them anything else. here are all the names we’ve replaced.

bastion - bastard

torbjörn - tour bus

baptiste - baptist

brigitte- baguette

#cosmic’s word vom #overwatch #bastion #torbjörn #baptiste #brigitte overwatch #we have problems #lots of ‘em #bastard is my favorite

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

if those tik tok bitches don't stop calling MY GIRL HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER homophobic there will be MURDERS.

#LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE #we have problems #harry potter #hermione granger #fuck jkr

[artbyace]

me: nah i think tropes r kinda overrated like cmon can’t people make something origina-

writer: one is a nerd who is super flustered and the other is a badass cool guy who’s totally obsessed with them

me: omg one is a nerd who is super flustered and the other is a badass cool guy who’s totally obsessed with them

#txt #i’m predictable #what can i say #what can i saaaayyyy #btw #this is about #fionna and cake #marshall lee and gary #WHICH #WHO THE FUCK #CHOSE G A R Y #WE HAVE PROBLEMS #this is also about #ineffable husbands #SEASON 3 #CONFIRMED #OMGGGGG

[blackknight-100]

It's been another year, and we're still going onwards. To India and Indians: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!! This day is for us! We have a long way to go, but let's also remember how far we've come from where we began.

#we have problems #it's true #but we also have each other #happy independence day #independence day #15th august #india #indians #desiblr

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

Personally I believe

The reason I am so invested in Talia is not because I’m also born under the sign of aggression and heavily relate to Mischa character in the concept of having so much passion in all your emotion, good or bad; but because of how it’s structured.

It’s traditional. It falls into my category of “emotion driven medium of beautiful madness”. It’s all this anger and fit of rage that is really just comprised up of the love he feels for someone put into lyric and dance. It’s a folk song. It’s humble and so extravagant at the same time. And god is it astonishing; both in the visuals and in the lyrics themselves. It’s a perfect representation of both Mischa’s culture and personality.

That’s why I love it. It’s the only way I can truly explain how I feel about people I personally love. Yes that’s how I would probably do it. I’d do something involving my culture, I’d do something that would be made up on a Wim. THIS SONG is how I feel about all I love. In my passion factory of a heart, I am eternally grateful that all I am and all that is.

I can’t put it into words, but I put my all into everything. I have visible reactions, I’m a tad bit dramatic (*cough* very dramatic *cough*), and I just go extreme with everything, it’s all screaming and shouting and singing and all that is associated with both anger and joy. Everything I’ve ever appreciated and cared for is my divine Talia.

Talia is a perfect representation of me as a person when it comes to affection. It hard to put into words just how much it means to me, I think it would be better/easier to talk about myself instead of typing down words. It means so much to me because not only is it what I am, what I am fascinated and adoring of (cultural traditions and my own cultural upbringing), but it is all that I live for in people. It is all that live for.

Talia is an expression of a person whom I can easily slip into. I am just as restless and prideful as Mischa (although he’s prideful in a good way and I am not if I’m gonna be honest). Talia is an exploration of the lust of power someone’s very thoughts and feelings can have. I can see myself and BE in those feelings for I myself would have no other way.

OF COURSE THAT TOO AND THE FACT THAT I LOVE EVERY SINGLE DEPICTION OF TALIA-

#No beta we die like beheaded cousins #Ranty rant rant #rtc #ride the cyclone #mischa rtc #mischa bachinski #talia rtc #Haha look it’s dread be all sappy and crap #But seriously #i would have it no other way #I’m officially deeming Talia my favorite song #So let’s see #i use get down and TSIA to describe my gender #I use Talia to describe me #And I use 2 individual sets of 6 dead people to cope #Oh god #woof was right #We have problems

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

#the truman show #sbs rambles #I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them #social workers assigned to them maybe #I dunno #they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit #but here we are #tho #I guess none of us signed up for it #and our data is harvested more than ever #god #high-tech capitalism sucks turns out #OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes #let me specify: #I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this #like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold #and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie #I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem #it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did #youtube did and social media #it's us that's the problem #or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation #that's the origin of most modern problems

[fandomsafterdark]

Normal couples send nudes of themselves to each other.... my girlfriend and I send nudes of fictional men to each other 🥵

#i love her #it is a totally normal thing to do #not a normal thing to do #normal couple #not a normal couple at all #we have problems #we are definitely mentally ill and that is okay

[devsgames]

Me: "hey game developers, especially AAA ones, are getting laid off en-mass and it's awful for our industry" Gamer: "well I only play INDIE games and the problem with AAA games is they are creatively bankrupt"

Me, slamming my fists on the table like a baby: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS ABOUT A BUSINESS PROBLEM PERPETUATED BY CAPITALISM NOT A STATEMENT ON CREATIVE DECISION MAKING"

#look I think AAA should make weirder games also but I wish we stopped treating that like some kind of solution and not just a fun idea #the problem is capitalism. its always capitalim #its not like AAA studios would have less problems if they made weird indie games lol #also hey spoiler alert: indie studios need to organize their labour too #in fact I think the organizing movement would be stronger if more indies adopted it first #anyway im busy so imma mute some posts now #thoughts #blog

[infamouslydorky]

Stop removing ports, headphone jacks, and cd players from technology

I don't want to put my information on a cloud! I want physical media

#thoughts that keep me up at night #game system was giving me so much issue for downloading a game and now i may have lost another game file because of it #if they were both on a cd we wouldnt have this problem!

[lightning-flight]

Guess who stayed up for 24 hours and then slept for like 16 😎

#We have problems

[anneapocalypse]

So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

#yes i'm just going to come out and say it i'm talking about sera #not exclusively but i am talking about her #'but her writer actually iS A--' you don't know that! it doesn't matter! and i don't care! #just say that you do not like the character. #people will reblog posts about the latest actor or YA author or whatever getting forced out of the closet and be like #'wow. :( that's terrible.' #and then GO RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT #when are we going to learn #when are we going to stop doing this BEFORE somebody is forcibly outed #because in practical terms #that means you have to be okay with queer characters being written by straight people. #you have to stop weaponizing that against writers you don't like. #you have to be willing to critique the writing on its own merits #without using the writer's (assumed) identity to prop up your arguments #that's how it works #but who wants to actually change the way they talk about media #when tearing apart people's identities for clout is far more entertaining. #gwaren exports #fandom problems #fandom critical

[trans-androgyne]

“Women and non-binary people” stop. Do you mean people with marginalized genders? Do you mean gender-oppressed people? Then say that. Stop refusing to recognize the very much gendered oppression of other trans people. There’s not some chasm of difference between how our oppressors treat a very masc non-binary person and a more binary trans man. I’m also non-binary and very much oppressed for my gender but because I’m transmasculine I could never feel comfortable in a space that marketed itself like that. Tell me what the real harm is of letting gender-oppressed mascs into spaces discussing gender oppression is. Because the consequence of not doing so is denying them space for their experiences just because of their gender identity. Do better.

#‘’but 🥺 we don’t want men in our spaces 🥺’’ why. these men are oppressed for their gender identity & expression. #‘’well some people have trauma around men’’ some people have trauma around women too. should we keep them out of queer spaces #‘’their appearance might make someone uncomfortable’’ are you also keeping out cis women butches and trans women who aren’t hyper femme #because if so your space has serious problems and you are the one making gender-oppressed people uncomfortable #so many trans women are wary of these spaces because they police perceived masculinity. so how abt stop doing that #transandrophobia #intracommunity issues tag #mine

[adhdandcomics]

no idea how relatable this is gonna be to the general public but stim toys arent enough anymore i gotta stick to the walls

#adhd #stimming #stim #comic #comics #idk how to tag this #all im saying is if i could summon sparkle fireworks from my hands at will we wouldnt have any more problems