au where anakin has been the Kenobis’ pool boy every summer since he was in high school and the summer before his final year of college, he starts work as normal but the Kenobis have a very messy divorce in July which means he hears a lot of it while he’s working on the pool. It also means he knows when Satine leaves and he knows when it’s for good. He comes into the house to tell Obi-Wan that he’s leaving for the night if he doesn’t need anything else from him (he has to say something) and obi-wan is drinking tersely but the unlit fireplace, and he’s says something like “what do I do with all the angry words I never told her?”
and anakin, who has had a summer crush on his hot rich older boss for years now is like “well if she left any old clothes, we can dress me up, you can pretend I’m her and tell me them!”
(a normal thing to suggest)
and obi-wan, who has always let his eyes linger on Anakin’s form longer than he probably should considering his marriage, is like “don’t be ridiculous. If you want pretty things, I’ll get you your own.”
Meet Blorbo (she/they), a lovely red 2023 VW ID4! Driving her is real different than a gas car, the lack of a transmission and parking brake is weird and the fact that you don’t roll forward when you take your foot off the brake threw me more than I would have expected. The ride, though, is great, sooo smooth and almost eerily silent. I was really afraid of the infotainment screen, because I’m easily distracted by screens, but it’s not nearly as obtrusive as I expected. Anyway, this is our new baby and we love them very much!
Last evening when my girlfriend and I were holding hands through town two young men followed and intimidated us and based on how they addressed us it was clearly under the impression we were two men and ngl I still feel a bit antsy around that type of young loud/laddy men:)
I caught fucking ATV drivers on the trail cam. I got them now. Theyre fucking dead.
They drive all over our restored floodplain and do a lot of damage since its in a very vulnerable state rn. Unfortunately the cleared area is very appealing to ATV drivers. Which is one of the reasons we have The Structures at one of our sites. But this one literally just got cleared and stabilized.
when u go through a garage full of boxes, sort and price and stress for a week about the community yard sale, u wake up at 6am after getting barely any sleep, set up a table with homemade dragonfruit coconut milk drinks and iced teas and rice krispy treats and pirates booty bags, bring everything outside and set up and design pretty signs, and decorate a table full of homemade jewellery and wings and flower crowns and felted dolls, and —
not only does No One else on ur street who signed up to participate actually participate, but no one shows up except for a couple people. all day long. and no one even tries the drinks.
and after all that ur in debt bc u made $6 total which isn’t even enough to cover the damn dragonfruit juice
had to pull over for the local fire station's ambulance with its sirens on today and the moment they passed the roundabout into an empty street they turned the sirens off. who the fuck let buck 1.0 out of his cage
the bus driver completely ignored my stop request today and I had to get off at the next one it was so embarrassing cause the other people on the bus were looking at me cause they realized what happened too. doesn't help that I almost fell getting off the step.
A tourist (derogatory) really is the best way to describe Mere-Sa. They get their information of the wider world from dubious book sources. They’re not very adaptive to local cuisine. Most damningly of all, their giant bear takes up half the line to the eso crafting bench.