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#we all have our kinks
phatburd · 2 years
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Yeah, okay, I have a thing for hot women in power armor who can absolutely murder me in .02 seconds.
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xxamorxexmortexx · 10 months
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Wilson set himself up for that move. He wasn't even trying to fight out of it. Trying to get his chest beat by Sheamus 😏
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drowsyiris · 2 years
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I’m in the tag reading all these posts about what people are uncomfortable with in regards to vegaspete in this episode and realising that I’ve really got something wrong with me
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wickedwonderlandd · 2 years
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What do you think about heat/rutplay?
I know im like super late in replying, but I haven't the foggiest notion of what that is 0.0
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vulcannic · 1 year
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Looking at spurs makes me nut
yeehaw?
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icallhimjoey · 7 days
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i get it though, if pedro pascal was my bitch boy to do with as i pleased i would also make him oil up and fight an insanely buff paul mescal in the italian sunshine
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naranjapetrificada · 9 months
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Consider this your opportunity to be an Astrology Bitch and go off about Leo Stede!
(signed, a Virgo sun, Cancer moon, Capricorn rising who simultaneously is and is not an Astrology Bitch, more of a Tarot Bitch tbh)
Okay! You asked for it lol.
I should start by saying that I'm an August Leo sun. Stede is a July Leo, as confirmed by the show:
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July Leos are...different somehow? It's not a bad thing and it's not their fault, and if anybody else comes for them we August Leo's will throw down for our siblings, but there's something about the vibes! Maybe it's the Cancer proximity, idk. If anything my anecdata suggests that they're more well adjusted than the rest of us. 🦁❤️🦁
Anyway, I immediately sat up and noticed when they cut to the gravestones because it's second nature for me as an Astrology Gay. Obviously I didn't know Stede at the time and I don't actually know what went down as the character was developed, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if I learned that at least one person in the writers room was a fellow Astrology Gay.
So I completely forgot about his birthdate because a) ADHD and b) swooniest romance I'd ever seen, but I started thinking about it again when I showed up like a year late to the fandom and saw people talk about whether they were Ed coded or Stede coded. I am heavily, heavily Stede coded for neurodivergent reasons, but he also exhibits certain Very Leo traits that I recognized immediately.
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Leo stereotypes:
Let's get the stereotypes out of the way because while they do apply sometimes (especially for Stede), there's no need to rehash them in detail.
Leadership, which he struggles with at first but a) takes up the mantle of it anyway and b) improves enough that by the end of the season the crew that wanted to mutiny saves his life.
Good hair. Nuff said.
The man has an auxiliary wardrobe for fucks sake.
His "theatrical instincts are finely honed" and while Izzy says it to encourage the fuckery, it's not a lie.
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The Revenge
If an 18th century Leo was going to custom build a pirate ship and money was no object, they would 1000% build the Revenge. I could see arguing that a Taurus might build something similar, but honestly I'm not sure a Taurus would become a pirate by choice. Maybe a Taurus might build like, a pleasure yacht or something. A Libra might build a ship that's as good-looking as the Revenge but sharing expensive tastes isn't enough to convince me either. Stede's money allowed him to build and decorate luxuriously, but plenty of rich people used to comfort didn't have ships like the Revenge. As Nigel says during his tour, it's just so incredibly him.
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Now for some feelings stuff:
Leos love it when other people are happy, and when we can be involved in fostering that at all for people we care about we are ON IT. Stede wants to create space for others to get what they need to make that happen. Literally in the first episode he talks about the Revenge as somewhere for his crew to work on their trauma and communicate their feelings.
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The above is also an extension of Stede's instinctive generosity. Canon doesn't tell us where Ed got his clothes for the French boat party in episode 5, but given that Stede has an auxiliary wardrobe (which he shared with Ed almost immediately) the most likely scenario seems like he loaned (or maybe even gave!) it to Ed. Another possibility is that it was on the ship where Frenchie found his and Oluwande's outfits, but the purple jacket in particular seems very extra in a way that says "Stede" to me.
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Speaking of episode 5, let's talk about the party game. Obviously the main takeaway is that Stede has enough of a handle on passive aggression to make the French assholes tear each other apart, but it's not just the passive aggression, it's in the delivery. With sufficient motivation (Ed's hurt feelings, if not his own) we see Stede command the room with confidence. He chooses his targets well. He knows just what to say to get them to agree to play the game at all. The fire wasn't part of the original plan but it shows just how powerful those hard-won skills are when he wants to apply them. (This doesn't feel like it merits its own bullet point but Leos are protective, ride-or-die friends, something else we see in this episode.)
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Stede's love language, imo, is quality time. There are arguments for others (there's also a really good meta about his love language causing miscommunication with our touchy-feely boy Ed, if I can find the link I'll edit) but quality time seems the most appropriate to me. Another part of the whole generosity of spirit thing is that he seems to enjoy what a friend of mine called "engineering experiences" for people i.e. crafting activities and jam sessions for the crew. The most obvious of these is the treasure hunt for Ed, which of course comes out of his fear of Ed leaving, but it's also a way for them to spend time together. I'm not at all surprised that a lonely, bullied kid would grow up to value quality time.
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I would also extend this to the clearly routine (but still extravagant) breakfast for two that we see Calico Jack crashing in episode 8. Not to mention the first breakfast he and Ed ever share up on the maintop in episode 4. It's not fancy, but he wakes Ed up to share in that moment because he's enjoying the sunrise and the marmalade, and I can't think of anything more Leo than enjoying something then immediately wanting to share it because someone else might enjoy it too.
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Stede's not perfect of course, despite all those seemingly positive things I just said. In the way of some Leos he is frequently thoughtless, up to and including when he didn't make to the dock. I can't speak for every Leo but I have definitely accidentally flirted with/been read as flirting with people before, whether I was attracted to them or not. And yeah his quarters are nice but he could have used some of that space for more crew quarters, right? And how could a Leo possibly misread "what makes Ed happy is you" as badly as he did?
Well I may be an Astrology Binch but I mostly like it (and anything else that puts personalities into discrete groups) as an analysis tool. It's just a fun lens to examine behaviors through, IRL and with fictional characters. Also, the show is clearly trying to examine things like trauma and self-loathing in ways that are gonna inform character behavior way more than a hypothetical astrology enthusiast in the (admittedly pretty queer) writers room. But the vibes? The vibes are so there.
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voltfruits · 7 months
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very tragic when you're down astronomically for a certain kink but the majority of people online experience/relate to that kink in a different way than you do, and their way actually kind of squicks you out a bit personally, so when you go to look for stuff to make you feel fuzzy and happy you just end up feeling sick and gross
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mars-ipan · 2 months
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talking to my mom is such a blast. meeting of the minds
#marzi speaks#pseudosexuality moment#<- for what the tags shall entail#it’s great we both engage in good faith share our perspectives#and then we both come out of it having learned something new#and it rules!!#we had a really good discussion about kink and sex tonight#and we talked about negotiation and sex positivity and the specific things we liked and didn’t like#and how important it is to communicate that with a partner#and how all of this ties into being acespec#i even explained pseudosexuality to her! and she seemed to get it pretty well! about as well as i do anyways lmao#and then i mentioned my kmda crush bc he’s a good example of it being easier for aspecs in some cases to be attracted to fiction#to which she was like ‘that makes sense- it’s like fantasy’#anyways i was trying to explain why i liked him to her. and i was like ‘ok kmda. my mom grew up in the 80s. kmda. 80s. what connection. OH’#and i said he had the JD appeal and my mom went ‘ah gotcha mkay’#eventually the discussion turned into how stories like heathers are being simplified and reduced for the sake of remakes#and that was also a really good convo#but i really enjoyed talking about kink stuff with my mom. we bonded :]#also it was cool to see where we differed. some things i was like Yes about she was like Absolutely Not about and vice versa#it was also fun to see where we had similarities. rope bunny solidarity 🤝 it’s the GAD lmao#anyways i love talking to her. she’s so smart and when she sees something she doesn’t understand she doesn’t judge it or shy away from it#she just asks for clarification and tries her best to understand and contribute to the conversation#and usually we both end up learning from each other!!! it’s so cool#also a lot of my friends (at least that i regularly see irl) are not nearly as freaky as me so i rarely get to talk kink with ppl#so it was nice to just get to have that conversation
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mantisgodsdomain · 2 months
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You can make any fashion item instantly popular & magically practical as well as comfortable. What do you choose
We want to be able to wear those insanely impractical lingerie/fetishwear pieces. Do you know how much fucking skintight kink stuff we'd wear if we didn't have to survive in summer? If we can be fashionable & practical & comfortable then by god we are going to make the fucking dominatrix bodysuit practical and by god we are going to wear it under one of our silly little knit mantles. Maybe we can add pockets that look good to them while we're at it.
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aeide-thea · 1 year
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i think i'm getting to the point where i want a more consistent approach to Unpleasantness in Fiction than 'X things i personally enjoy reading about but don't endorse irl are fine, even though they trouble other people! however Y things *other* people enjoy reading about but don't endorse irl are Irredeemably Problematic, because they trouble *me*!'
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bitemescftly · 2 years
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OPEN STARTER  ;;  basically a plot based around hades & persephone myth.  can be modern or medieval or ancient timelines. open to anything! poke me if you’d prefer to plot it out a bit more!  ||  please don’t like my starters unless you plan on replying!
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          Underneath a layer of pale, unblemished skin and voice as sweet as honey laid a creature of great power. Her strength growing steadily through the years, becoming more and more, making her bolder, more confident, more reckless in her achievments. To anyone else the brunette was nothing but an image of innocence & SPRING --- anyone but him. Anna looked up, emerald eyes locking and holding the gaze of the very man who always plagued her thoughts. The very man who thought of her as a companion rather than a lesser creature. The man who brought fear into everyone’s hearts and caused her own to skip a beat in glee and excitement. The goddess pushed the heavy wooden door opened and walked into the room without a second of hesitation despite the important meeting taking place inside. “Did you miss me?” The brunette teased as she moved across the room, not once looking away from her ( lover’s / husband’s ) handsome face, not once daring to spare a flicker of attention towards the others gathered in the very space she had just entered. Anna - or rather Kore - ignored their glares that ranked from fear to surprise to straight up annoyance and anger at being disturbed but, well, no one would dare to say anything to her. Not in the presence of the god of death. “I certainly hope you’re not too busy to spare me a few moments of your time, my love.”
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oh2e · 1 year
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I’m so sick of queer stories that aren’t about the queer character but about how everyone else reacts to them. It’s boring! It’s old! Queer people exist news flash!
#we exist and live our lives that don’t revolve around you#it’s time we got to see that#my own post#i know that stories where that happen exist and I know part of my problem is that I read a decent amount of YA#but this goes for films too. there’s so many that are just the people around the queer person reacting to learning#that they’re queer and the person themself spends all their time and energy placating everyone else#that just because they’re queer doesn’t make them different from before and being queer is fine and normal#i know those stories are important and I know they’re especially important when trying to show outsiders that really we’re all people#but GOD i’m sick of them#the main character is always so boring too. they’re gay person clone 1 who is normal and yes at this point it really#does feel like I’m complaining about love simon which is definitely one of that type of story#i think its because I’ve had a taste of what else lies out there that I don’t need to be preached at by cis gay character 1 that gay is oka#cool. is trans okay too? bi? ace? polyam? kink? out of the box unmarketable queer? are we okay too?#and those stories never tackle that. never touch on it. gay cis characters and gender confirming binary trans people only#(i think this may have been a little bit inspired by transamerica which i did enjoy but it did very much feel like trans person preaching#at a cis audience though it wasn't too bad and while its also a bit dated it was okay. there was a scene with a trans social group#and all the people there were actually trans - including a trans man - which i liked)
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