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0bituarius · 2 months

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My Personal Alastor Headcanons

Not because I'm a simp or anything ahahahah.... All SFW aside from some cursing of course. :)

I am sleep deprived and stupid so some of these maybe shit and have terrible spelling errors. My mind is running at 3% and some of these were spontaneously made up because that's how my mind works. Enjoy.

📻 Viv let us play with Alastor's sexuality and so I hc he is demisexual (totally not me projecting and basing it off my own experiences, nahhhh...) and he rarely falls for anyone, but when he does he falls HARD.

• That being said, the flirtation begins. He is terrible at it... He respects boundaries and is incredibly respectful but he 100% butchers pickup lines because he genuinely thinks our generation likes those.

- "If you were a vegetable you would be a cucumber."

- "Do you have an extra heart? Mine was stolen."

- Can demons have strokes? That's probably what you are saying

- Angel Dust hears and DIES. Surprisingly gives some solid advice.

- "Stop with the pick-up lines. Just be yourself and it'll work, trust me, ya weirdo..."

- So he does. AKA secretly follows you, will randomly spawn to open doors for you or pull out chairs, chivalry isn't dead, dear! Also tells you about his grizzly murders in his lifetime, if anyone disrespects you prepare for your knight in shoulder pads, will be slick and dedicates one of his radio shows to you and plays an old song from his day. Makes you SWOON. Angel is proud.

- Also likes dates to Cannibal Town and introduces you to Rosie. She thinks you are the cutest thing in the world, prepared to be coddled by both.

📻 He likes to play dress up with you if you let him. Picking out your wardrobe is SO fun for him.

📻 Is a top tier cook. Usually prefers meat and will cook that for you, but if he finds out you are a vegan/pescitarian/etc he will do that. Gets excited when you compliment his cooking.

📻 HE HAS A SECRET TAIL HE IS ASHAMED OF AND I WILL NOT HIDE IT. I LOVE WHEN POWERFUL CHARACTERS HAVE A MILD INCONVENIENCE THAT MAKES THEM LESS SCARY.

📻 He learns words and if it's not from Rosie... Be prepared because it gets bad and gets cringe.

- "Ah! Darling, I heard some demons today as I was on a stroll, they were from your era. What is a mee-mee?"

- "I see... I see. They also said the word "gyatt" to a woman, I assume that is a compliment, so my dear, you have a-"

- You stop him right there, explains what that means and he short circuits. He walks over to the corner and just places his head against it. "I would like to be alone for a while..."

- "If mama knew I said this she would beat my ass to next Tuesday..."

📻 I know it says he's not big on touch but I HC he really doesn't care. He never seems to show any recoil from it, but maybe its just if its strangers?

📻 Will educate you on everything he knows on the macabre and morbid.

📻 Will FORCE you to sit down and check out vintage stuff. Watching TV? Not anymore, there is a microphone cane through it. Charlie has bought you like six phones now...

📻 He is overall an attention seeking puppy.

📻 Does things that get him praise. He WANTS his ego boost and knows you'll give it to him.

📻 Gossips with you about everyone and anything, listens to you rant and will give some genuinely good advice unless its like about an ex or something.

- "Simple, dear! Just kill them."

📻 Jokingly (?) tries to get you to sell your soul to him.

- "All in jest, don't worry! I think the look on your face is HILARIOUS!"

📻 If he sees you upset he tries to make you smile.

📻 If you are short he will put things on the top shelf and stifle a laugh as he watches you try to get it. Bless Husk and Angel for getting it for you.

📻 Angel is the only male he doesn't really have a problem with, hence when he hears about Valentino he has a bit of anger, also just because he thinks hes gross and perverse. Someone like that doesn't deserve to be breathing.

📻 Whiskey is his forte. VERY picky with his drinks, he doesn't like the cheap stuff like Husk does. A lot of people say he drinks wine but I imagine he only likes the hard stuff.

📻 He is the type of man to leave the toilet seat up. Vaggie has voiced her opinions on it.

📻 When he got Niffty out of that toilet he probably waited until the bubbles almost stopped. He's a little bit of an asshole.

📻 Actively pranks Husk. Someone save the cat-man...

- Switches his alcohol with non-alcoholic and sees how long it takes him to realize or get drunk even though he's not.

- Plays poker against him but will actively cheat to make sure he wins 100% of the time.

- Puts cucumbers down to scare the shit out of him.

📻 Since he is a deer demon (a Stag at that) he is VERY territorial, especially of the Hotel. This is HIS home. Will never admit it though.

📻 ✨Sweet Southern Boy✨ (Not really a HC I just wanted to say that, nor is he really sweet)

📻 He hides his accent. It will come out though when he is extremely extremely angry or when he is extremely relaxed.

📻 Will wake you up by staring in your face, you may or not have screamed once.

📻 Bullies Sir Pentious. He's still pissed about him ripping his tailcoat and he holds a grudge.

📻 Also not a headcanon but doesn't mind personal space, will come into the bathroom as you shower for conversation and draw on the steamed mirror. If you ask him to stop he will and completely understands.

📻 Sits and stares at a wall sometime.

📻 Gets everyone to taste his coffee, it is mostly coffee grounds.

📻 Has ate a dog demon on more than one occasion. Unapologetically.

📻 You know those compilations of like people getting hurt on youtube? If he used the internet that shit would be the funniest thing in the world to him.

📻 Uses 1920s slang to confuse everyone.

📻 Jealous.

- Plationic: Um... He's your best friend, right? Why are you giving attention to others when he is RIGHT THERE. Oh? They can do that, well he can do it ten times better. Watch what else he can do! Yeah, he's the coolest, right?

- Romantically: Time to butt heads and flex every possible way. Will RUIN the person's confidence, the psychological warfare begins. He is the better one and he must make it known. If they start flirting with you, blood will be spilled.

📻 When people try and lecture him it goes in one ear and out the other.

📻 His hair tufts are his ears, that may actually be canon, not sure.

- If he gets comfortable enough and you scratch behind they he MELTS. It scared him at first but once he first fell asleep it was nice.

📻 Will tell you about his mother constantly. Bases a lot of his morals and being a gentleman off how his mother taught him and treats women like ✨queens✨

📻 I HC one of his biggest problems with Lucifer and why they had tha number was because he was absent in Charlie's life so much and since his dad left him and his mother he believes absent fathers are the worst. He believes you have an obligation AS A FATHER to be the best you can be and raise your child.

- Absent father? Will bully so hard. He hates them to a fault, even if it wasn't their fault. He refuses to take criticism on it and its one of the things he is most stubborn about. Man got some daddy issues he doesn't want to talk about.

📻 His daddy issues lead to abandonment issues.

📻 His mom passing away will make him be extra attentive if someone he cares about is sick.

- Will check in and only really care if it's the girls.

- Will probably tell the guys to suck it up. Rip.

📻 Touch and affection starved and just doesn't show it. I don't care if it's not in character, let me project my issues in peace.

📻 Says the most out of pocket shit just for shock value.

📻 Rosie teaches him things he isn't allowed to say.

📻 His favorite body part to eat is the heart. He thinks it's poetic.

📻 Owns a record player because of course he does.

- If you want him to try modern day music, you best be getting vinyls.

- If you pull up Spotify he will feel betrayed.

- "So... My radio show isn't good enough? You need some... Application to play music for you?"

- Will guilt trip you and not feel bad. You already use phones and social media, like... Will only indulge if you play HIS type of music, and even then he will bitch about how it sounds better on the record player and how he play it on his show instead.

- I clearly know nothing about how radio shows work and I don't care.

⚠️Mildly suggestive depending on who you are:

📻 Likes boobs, he just likes sleeping on them. He was a mama's boy and he probably rested his head on his mother's chest all the time growing up.

#plz dont bully me #im tired #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor x reader #headcanon #not art

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months

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BEHOLD! The list of evidence for my bold claim that Pan and Freddie dislike each other ferociously on sight because they are, in some key ways and despite appearances, very similar people:

- First instinct upon seeing Grace sad is to try to make her laugh to cheer her up. (See: Freddie’s very first lines in the game starting off as she means to go on, and about half the things Pan ever says or does lol. In the last scene with him before The Trial you can even tell him you’re there just because you wanted to talk to him and have something cheer you up.) General sources of levity and fun and play in Grace’s life if you seek them out.

- They react with similar anxiety to the idea of Grace being really angry with them (Freddie’s surprised/dismayed “Why are you angry at me?!” in the red route of ‘I Can Teach You’, the millenia-old god of the wild hiding behind a tree for ten minutes because he thinks Grace might be about to yell at him lmao <3)

- Both of them seem to have similar interpersonal insecurities in general, judging by the enforced choice between them in ‘I Can Teach You’ (I love you both so much but oh my god. is this a constructive use of time or energy under the circumstances lol), softened and alleviated by the fact that at the end of the day the most important thing to either of them is that Grace is happy. It isn’t possessiveness, but there is an element of underlying ‘Hey. Hey I am your favorite right?? 🥺’ insecurity there that trips them both up to begin with. Once you play the game and go back to look at this scene again knowing everyone’s real motivations, they’re even coming from the same place deep down — genuine fear for Grace’s safety and wanting to help her. (Freddie uncomplicatedly out of love🥹, and Pan at that stage probably more out of a guilty sense of responsibility, though he does seem to take a shine to Grace herself pretty quickly as well. Also he demonstrably isn’t, uh. Completely wrong in saying Freddie’s involvement in this whole mess is likely to end in tears, even if he is being a real dick about it)

- If you don’t choose either in ‘I Can Teach You’, they both show up within minutes of each other to watch Grace’s back in the Medusa quest anyway. One brain cell ping pong and no one notices because they keep trying to swat each other with the racquets whenever Grace glances away for a second

Sidenote but flirting with both of them one after the other in that quest is fucking hilarious, they’re just taking turns ‘Really? Right in front of my salad?’-ing directly at the camera (...listen I feel that there is a chance that as long as they kept Grace between them the whole time there could be a thing here. I think a possible universe out there where it happens at least once does exist if one cared to go seek it out. That’s all I’m saying.)

- Seems a bit obvious but what else am I here for: both very drawn to Grace no matter what main trait you choose. Whether this is true vice versa is of course player-dependent, but it is one way you can play the game.

- Incredibly similar defensive reactions to being picked on or sniped at (and no hesitation whatsoever in subjecting each other to exactly that immediately anyway haha)

- A bit dark when you think about it, but they both express the sentiment that it would be better for them to step in and die if it means Grace lives. (Freddie very directly of course ;______; and then in ‘It’s time’, Pan in ‘The Trial’ and the little talk you have with him later in Athena’s office.)

Matching ‘ride or die’ instincts once awoken, is what I’m getting at. Freddie gets extra points for sheer longevity and constancy, Pan gets extra points for getting there in a week. You’re both unhinged (affectionate)

- They’re the only ones among the main cast wearing green, right? I think I’ve got that right? Well, Charon does too, I suppose, but he’s a bit more peripheral. (Persephone and Aphrodite wear blue-green, but that seems more associated with death and the underworld and the river of grief everyone keeps using as a metaphor throughout the game.) Somehow I find the idea/metaphor that once you get Pan out from under like three layers of bullshit he’s the same colour as Freddie (who is inarguably The symbol of devotion and steadfastness in this game no matter your choices) quite sweet.

- Nerds. You know I am right. Slightly different kinds of nerd (Freddie is distinctly geek-flavoured and Pan collects rare books for sport sort of distinction), but still. Oh my god. Freddie should get the whole cast together to play D&D in the Reliquary post-game. It would be absolute carnage. It would be glorious hilarity. *GASP* no wait not the Reliquary, let’s go to the Underworld so Charon gets to play too. For the love of all that is good give this to me now please I need it

- The only two people who think Freddie losing control of her powers and causing a dance number at a funeral is hilarious

In short this is a recognition of the self through the other (derogatory) situation for both of them and neither of them decides to take that with any dignity or grace (ahaha) in the slightest, I love them very much, thank you and goodnight

#stray gods #stray gods freddie #stray gods pan #grace x freddie #grace x pan #grace x freddie x pan #stray gods meta #if you could grace this thing with that word it's mostly for book keeping reasons for myself haha

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iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia · 5 months

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Heya! We recently got back into the arcana after having distanced for a few years, and I have been playing Muriel's route.

Well I fell in love again, along with a lot of our system, and we were wondering, if you could use the prompt of "M6 finds out MC is a system" or something like that? If you in have trouble finding information that can help, looking up DID can help get a good grip on systemhood!

If you don't feel comfortable with that I have a back up since we do want to suggest a prompt "M6 reacts to MC age regressing" if you haven't done that? I'd imagine Lucio's would be absolutely amazing and hilarious.

The Arcana HCs: When MC Age Regresses

~ @selfcarecollective I went with the age regression prompt, if only because that's something I'm a bit more familiar with! I hope you enjoy these ^.^ - brainrot ~

-- for writing purposes, MC is age regressing in their shared space with the M6 because they feel safe and supported enough to do so, but haven't gotten around to telling M6 about it yet. this can be read with the M6 being either a romantic or platonic partner, however, ALL INTERACTIONS ARE PURELY PLATONIC WHILE MC IS IN THIS HEADSPACE. thank you ^.^ --

Julian

Genuinely terrified

Here is what he knows: something has happened.

He does not know what that something is, or why it's resulted in you acting and speaking like a child, but he can tell it's not fake and he doesn't like the way you start to get upset when he asks about it

Which is right about when his protective older brother instincts kick in. He doesn't know why you seem to be working with a child's brain, but he knows how to take care of kids

And he's definitely committed to taking care of you

Finds that the best way to calm you down (and to calm himself down) is to wrap you up in a nice, safe, long hug

Starts asking gentler, simpler questions about what you need and works with that

He quickly finds that you're very receptive to being entertained, so he launches into the first story he can think of

You both quickly get caught up in said story, and that's how you end up bundled in blankets on the couch while he paces the room and soaks up all your reactions to his tall tale

Spends three days buried in all the age regression information he can find and emerges with a five page list of questions

Asra

Low-key thinks it's a fun game at first and just goes with it

Until you stub your toe playing hide-and-go-seek in the closed shop and start honest-to-goodness crying in a ball on the floor

Okay now they're a little worried, that's not your usual behavior

Step 1: double check that touch is ok

Step 2: ask to hold your foot and then do a flashy magic spell to make the pain go away

Step 3: scold the shop counter for getting in the way of your poor toes and watch you start to giggle

Step 4: cuddle you close and use the safety to try to get a read on what's happening in your head through your bond

Step 5: quietly realize that your mind is reverted to a young state and resolve to give you the happiest glimpse of childhood he can

What follows is them taking the rest of the day/night off to spoil you and snuggle you and listen to you and do all sorts of silly things to make you smile

Yes, this includes covering yourselves (and the shop by extension) in glow-in-the-dark paint

Yes, this includes Faust playing peek-a-boo with you until you laugh yourself sick

Nadia:

She's not proud of it, but the first place her mind flickers to is the off chance that you're mocking her in some way

After spending her entire life trying not to be associated with childish things, seeing you acting in such a way touches on relational insecurities that she's trying to leave in the dust

This concern only lasts for maybe two seconds, though, because a quick look into your eyes tells her you're not faking anything

Well, she does love to care for you

She's still learning how to play the support role when it comes to emotional connection, but she thrives on the opportunity to physically provide for you

You seem like you could use some comfort. She can do that

She calls for your favorite food, she cradles you on her lap, she gently smooths your hair out of your face and wraps you in her softest blankets

And she talks with you. Just talks, not a discussion around improvement plans or a philosophical heart-to-heart. She finds out what your favorite color is and which part of her face you like most

Her first question when you're back to your usual self is how best to care for you like that in the future

Muriel:

Immediately notices you slipping but doesn't breathe a word because he wants to know what's happening before he does anything about it

Okay, this seems fine, you're clearly in a very child-like state of mind (he's had enough flashbacks to have a rough idea of what that's like) but you seem content and happy

Why are you smiling at him like that

Why are you climbing into his lap

Wait no no no don't curl up and go to sleep on his chest, he still isn't sure what's going on with you, what if he somehow hurts you while you're vulnerable like this??

Okay, you're just resting. And you seem extra happy when he holds you close and safe. ... and you're looking at the carving he's working on like you want to play with it

Well ... if it makes you smile ...

A few hours later, Muriel has unlocked several new skills: giving the carvings names. Giving the carvings individual voices. Helping you build an elaborate plot about the carvings' adventures

He eventually convinces you to get off his lap by having Inanna lie on top of you instead. She now considers you her pup

Does begin a new collection of carvings, specifically for you to enjoy next time you're in that headspace

Portia:

Baffled

But somehow instinctively knows what to do

She can tell right away from the way you're holding yourself to the change in your speaking patterns that your head isn't in the space it usually is. She just wants to make sure that that's a good thing

Also, you're oddly adorable like this

She'll ask you a few basic questions, but her nurturing instincts are strong, so as soon as she has a rough idea of what's going on she's jumping straight into gentle older sister mode

Will find a quiet, grounding activity to do with you so you can stay focused on something soothing while she keeps interacting with you and keeping tabs on your physical and mental state

She makes cookies (has it been mentioned that she stress bakes? she stress bakes) and has the time of her life rolling them out with you, making different shapes and counting chocolate chips

Pepi goes out of her way to lean on you and purr whenever she gets the chance so you stay extra grounded and safe

When you're back in your normal headspace, she's going to ask you about it first before trying to do any research. She wants to focus her efforts on your specific experience more than anything

Lucio

It's a good thing this is happening during down time or he would be beside himself with panic

He's still panicking a little, of course, but since you seem happy and uninjured and since Mercedes and Melchior aren't acting up he figures that this is just normal magician weirdness

He comes to the conclusion that you had an accident with a spell and now you have your child brain instead of your normal brain

Oh CRAP he's not good with kids, he knows he's not good with kids, he wants you to be happy, what does he do???

He tries asking you a few panicked questions, but it only seems to be distressing you and he hates seeing you upset

Sweets. Kids like sweets. He also likes sweets. And you don't seem like you're about to scold him for blowing his budget ...

He takes your hand in his non-metal one, throws a hooded cape over you that he knows you like, and marches you through the town until he finds the closest bakery

The rush of joy he feels from watching you light up at getting to pick as many sweets as you want is unrivaled

And watching you play tag and giggle with the dogs is even sweeter while you work off the resulting sugar high

#ask arcana brainrot #the arcana #the arcana headcanons #the arcana hc #the arcana game #asra the arcana #julian the arcana #nadia the arcana #muriel the arcana #portia the arcana #lucio the arcana #asra alnazar #julian devorak #nadia satrinava #muriel of the kokhuri #portia devorak #lucio morgasson

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valve3nthusiast · 4 months

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Octomer Ratchet is so good. I can imagine any chromatophores he might have going wild while pursuing Drift, if he has any natural camouflage abilities.

Perhaps he plays a game with Drift, hiding among coral and rock formations in order to "sneak up" on him, his usual brights reds and whites distorting to match their environment-- Maybe arousal causes some colour changing as well?

IDK I just really like the idea of Ratchet changing colour (or at least hues) like a mood ring lmao maybe it even frustrates him a bit, like oh no my fucking chromatophores are going to give away this huge crush I have -- he might try to hide in corals or swirl up a bunch of sand with his tentacles initially

If Drift is a land dweller, then maybe they figure out Ratchet is interested in him by studying how Ratch's colours change, and what patterns/colours only appear when Drift is around...

...and maybe Ratchet's attempts at hiding/playing hide and seek (lol) are mistaken for aggression at first, because they don't know why he's doing it

and then they guess it's some kind of broody behaviour, like maybe he's trying to defend a nest or egg clutch that he doesn't really have?? Because Ratchet's grumpy but not usually aggressive and it's weird behaviour from him as far as they're aware. So then he gets a little pity from the facility staff but it's hilarious because he does want to Do It but all the guessing isn't quite right. Like yes it's about Doin It and Eventual Eggs but not in the way they think. Communication Issues lol

"stop giving me extra companion fish out of pity and just give me Drift, do you not see my cream and burgundy-red colouring, is this somehow not clear enough? Oh god here he comes, sand sand sand I need more sand why is this coral so small" no it is not clear to them, Ratchet. lmaooo

Anyway this is earthstellar but Tumblr will only let me send asks from my main blog and not my TF blog lol so ayyy just wanted to say, loving this mer AU situation 🐙💖

This is such a good concept,,, besotted Ratchet accidentally telling on himself with his own colors is genius. Also blushy Ratchet is adorable <3

Hmm a really clear concept just came to me... Security guard Drift at the marine research facility, Ratchet is the only mer there who constantly avoids him, so he just disappointedly assumes he gives Ratchet bad vibes

One night when he's on a skeleton shift, he passes by Ratchet's tank and suddenly notices that something is fucked up with the filtration pumps (or whatever I don't know how aquariums work)

He immediately makes an emergency call to the aquarium techs who are at home. They tell him to get Ratchet moved till someone arrives to fix it. So he's hesitantly going up to the tank like, "hey buddy I know you dont like me, but I gotta pull you out of here for a bit, it's not safe" Ratchet quickly pulls himself right into Drifts arms... and now he's carrying a big squirming octomer. Drift's pretty surprised, but he brushes it off as Ratchet wanting out of his tank

When Drift finally gets to the temporary tank he expects Ratchet to jump from his arms and signal for him to basically fuck off... instead, he goes to put Ratchet down, only to get pulled into the tank with him. Now he's sitting in chest high water, pinned by a heavy wiggling octomer in his lap

For Ratchet, life is good 😎👍

Drift, meanwhile, is mentally repeating "don't get hard" like a mantra, while a purring Ratchet's tentacles caress every inch of his plating. Since it was the middle of the night, they have to wait a good bit for someone who can fix the pumps to get there and make Ratchet's tank safe again...

Maybe, as the hours go on, Ratchet gets a bit friskier... or maybe he just leaves it at intimate exploration, because he's too busy watching Drift whimper and twitch underneath his tentacles <3

#sorry this strayed a bit from your ask but the concept gripped me and would not let go #valveplug #mine #dratchet #drift #ratchet #merformers #3nthusiasts inbox

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ravenn-darkholme · 2 months

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Permanent Price chapter 1

Alex Summers x Mutant!OC

Summary: Isabella Darkholme, sister of raven Darkholme and Charles Xavier. Also a mutant. Her mutation allows her to blend in with the light rays, turning herself and whatever she's touching invisible. word count: 1280 warnings: none that I know of

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Isabella couldn't help but sigh softly as she watched her brother talk up another girl, not because she was jealous, but because she was bored of the same thing every time. She and raven always just sat back and watched him. Bella tried to talk to people - boys and girls - but Charles would always step in and pull her out. It was like he didn't want her to be happy. But she knew he was just caring for her and making sure she didn't get hurt, even though she was never able to even ask the person's name, that's how fast he was.

Raven could see the bored look on her sister's face so she thought she would distract her.

"Wanna' play truth or dare?" She asked making Bella smile. Raven was always the child. She loved playing games, whether it was board games or hide and seek. She just loved being a child. Especially playing tag or just chasing her other half around with a spider. Isabella loved that about her sister though, she never lost her sparkle.

"Sure." she dimly said.

"Okay, truth or dare?"

"dare." Belle loved playing this with raven, no matter how old they were she loved it.

"mmhm, okay. I dare you to go behind the bar and mess around with the bartender."

"ok, but I dare you to mess up Charles's date with that girl." She said with a smirk.

"That's not how the game works but fine."

Bella moved to the bathroom and turned herself invisible, whilst raven went over to Charles and the girl he was with to introduce herself. Bella went behind the bar and started tricking the man tending to a customer. She knew she had a limited amount of time before Charles would find her out so she knew to make it count. She created a tapping noise on a glass behind his ear to start with. He instantly turned around and walked through her. Thankfully she could not only turn herself invisible but anything she touched, she also could phase through objects and people when she was invisible.

Then she started whispering near his ear. Watching him freak out was hilarious to raven. This was not the first time pulling pranks like this. They really were children at heart and Bella loved it. Charles turned to look over at raven and Isabella's table. He saw raven smirking and looking to a specific spot behind the bar. He then looked over to the table raven was sitting at and saw that Bella wasn't there. That's when he knew they were pulling their little pranks again and decided to step in. He excused himself and walked near the back of the bar where he assumed Bella was.

Isabella, are you behind the bar again?

shit.

no. Why would you think that Charles?

because I see raven smirking and you aren't anywhere near her table. She is also looking at a very specific spot where there isn't anything to laugh at. I also know my sisters very well.

Bella sighed and walked to where Charles was and made herself visible again.

"Right. Get raven we are going." He said sternly.

"Look I'm sorry. We just wanted a bit of fun." She said softly before going to get raven.

"Yes, well you can have fun in different ways. There was no need to expose your mutation like that. What if you couldn't hold on long enough and someone saw you turn visible? what then?" He was clearly disappointed in them but she didn't care anymore. He wasn't the owner of them they could do what they wanted.

"He's mad at us again." She said to raven before walking back off to Charles and out the door.

"Don't talk to me. You did that on purpose." He said angrily once raven caught up with them.

"I did not! Why would I do it on purpose? We were just playing a game!"

"Yes, you did!"

"And you, that little stunt you pulled-"

"You know I can't control it sometimes if I'm stressed or tired."

"You seem to be doing a perfectly good job right now.-

"Mutant and proud." Raven started, imitating the girl Charles was with.

"What? Or is it only with pretty mutations or invisible ones like yours and Belle's? But if you're a freak, you better hide." Bella knew raven hated her mutation at times. Though bella thought it was a beautiful one, Raven never thought of it that way. Any time Isabella tried to tell raven she would just storm off and wouldn't talk to her for a whole day. She grabbed her sister's hand and squeezed it to comfort her.

"You're being ridiculous. I don't mean to sound like an old fart." -"Which you are."- "Sometimes. But we've talked about this, Raven. A small slip-up is one thing. A big one does not bear thinking about."

"Mutant and proud? If only." Raven said walking off and dragging her sister with her

That night, when they got home Belle went straight to her room without saying goodnight. She was sick of Charles deciding what she was able to do. She knew he was only caring for her but sometimes it got out of hand. She'd never had a boyfriend - or girlfriend, not like that was hardly allowed - or even her first kiss! And she was done. She wasn't going to let Charles dictate what she did. It was her life and she was going to live it.

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Raven and Isabella sat quietly in Belles's bedroom, surrounded by silence. The air was thick with emotion as they both struggled to find the right words to express their feelings. They did this now and then. Sat together talking about their mother, childhood, or just in silence.

Finally, Raven broke the silence. "Do you ever feel like she's still here with us? Like she's watching over us?"

Isabella nodded, her eyes glistening with unshed tears. "All the time. Sometimes I'll be doing something, and I'll feel this presence like she's right there beside me."

Raven reached out and took her sister's hand. "It's funny, isn't it? How we can feel her presence so strongly, even though she's been gone for so long."

Belle sniffled and wiped away a tear. "I miss her so much. Sometimes I feel like I can't go on without her."

Raven squeezed her hand gently. "I know. But we have each other, we have Charles, and we have her memory. She may not be physically here, but she lives on in us, in our memories, and in the love she gave us."

Isabella looked up at Raven, her eyes brimming with gratitude. Raven smiled sadly.

"I wish I could take away the pain, but all I can do is be here for you, and honor her memory by living the best life we can."

Isabella nodded, a sense of peace washing over her. "You're right. She wouldn't want us to wallow in sadness. She'd want us to be happy and live our lives to the fullest. And NOT hiding or being scared of our mutation." She stated to her sister, sternly.

Their mother always made sure they were proud of their mutation. And she promised them that one day they wouldn't have to hide it.

Raven stood up and pulled Isabella into a tight hug. "That's right. And we will. Together."

authors note

italic is charles and belle speaking in their minds :)

this is a book that is on my wattpad gravity-barbie and all chapters are released on there rn!

dont forget to vote && comment !

#xmen fanfic #lucas till #alex summers #alex summers x reader #suestorm #jessica alba #xmen #xmen x reader #alex summers x oc #raven-darkholme

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neon-junkie · 1 year

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In the Heat of the Moment - Chpt.5

Summary: “Less than ten percent of domesticated species go into heats,” accord to Tech and his research, and (un)fortunately, you’re one of that ten percent. What else are you meant to do? Trapped during a heat cycle with five men - five willing men who are happy to help relieve you, but not all have the confidence to say so.

Relationship: The Bad Batch x fem!Reader (she/her)

Tags: Heats, Mating, Sex pollen, Friends with benefits, Friends to lovers, Slow burn, Sex, Jealousy, Pining, Scents, slightly A/B/O, First time, Angst, Tags to be added.

Word count: 2.5k

[Chapter 1] [Chapter 6]

Chapter 5 - Icarus

Your morning has been spent playing hide and seek - not literally. You were attempting to hide in Echo's room, his door ever-so-slight ajar, wide enough for you to peep through. When the moment was right, and the others had their backs turned, you dashed across the Marauder's hallway into your room, shutting your door with a gentle slam - a cue for Echo to leave his room and distract the others from your whereabouts.

They totally know what's up.

Whatever. That's a conversation for another day. Presently, you're setting off from Mos Espa, finalizing your series of successful negotiating missions. The only meaning behind 'negotiating' is that Wrecker wasn't able to blow anything up, although there was most definitely bloodshed.

Tech, with sharply furrowed brows, is having some trouble piloting the Marauder, muttering under his breath about, "all this kriffing sand is covering my vision, and the scanners."

Eh, he'll be fine. You've seen Tech pilot his way through the most unruly of situations - situations that, no doubt, you would have cracked in.

Slouching back in your chair, you let a sigh slip from your lips as you scan your surroundings. Tech is in the pilots seat, with Echo as his co-pilot, attempting to find some way to clear up the scanner.

Wrecker can be overheard down the hall in the armoury, talking to himself, or talking to his array of explosives. Who knows, really?

Hunter is idle, sitting at one of the control panels, his viroblade twiddling between his fingertips. He did attempt to offer a hand, but Tech ushered him away, cursing his Sergeant out for creating distractions.

As for Crosshair, he's cooped up with you in the cockpit, sitting in the passengers' chair besides you. He's also idle, arms crossed against his chest, his expression is neutral, zoning out at the wall.

"Well," you mutter under your breath, catching his attention. "I'm going to make myself a cup of caf," you state as you push yourself up from your chair.

"In this turbulence?" Echo questions over his shoulder.

"Turbulence?" you say with a scoff. "I thought Tech was just getting warmed up."

"Hilarious," Tech hisses, his fists tightening on the steering wheel. Echo shares a look of confusion with you before turning back to his work, and Crosshair can be overheard letting out a light chuckle.

You turn heel, and exit the cockpit, making your way to the kitchenette. The 'turbulence' is light, a jitter here and there, but seeing as Wrecker is playing with his explosives, it indicates that things are not merely as bad as Tech is making them out to be.

Unless if he knows something that the rest of you don't?

After filling the caf maker up, you flick the power on, and watch as it drips down into the pot below, one trickle at a time. Your arms cross against your chest, and you join Crosshair and Hunter in falling idle, zoning out into nothingness like an NPC without any tasks.

Your mind begins dancing over the last couple of days. Tension is running high, and you curse yourself for being the source of the problem. If only you'd taken those supplements the second Hunter gave them to you, then you wouldn't have slept with a third of the team - or half, seeing as Crosshair has had some light fun with you.

Speaking of Crosshair, ever since he met you in his slumber, he's been somewhat distant. You know that it's out of both respect, and guilt, feeling rather uneasy that he had such an intimate dream about you. Crosshair assumes that his dream was simply that - a dream - but what he doesn't know is that you were tugging the strings all along.

He's had you on his mind ever since. You can pick up small snippets using your force sensitivity - a blessing, and a curse. Crosshair often has scenarios running in the back of his mind, such as breaking your bickering with him just to kiss you, or entering your room and curling up against you in bed without muttering a word.

Even last night, when Echo was sheathing himself in your warmth, you could sense that Crosshair was working himself away in the darkness of his room, his fist around his cock, and his other fist smothering his mouth in an attempt to muffle his sounds.

He has you on his mind right now. His idle form is a cover-up. Whilst he may be staring out into nothingness, his mind is conjuring up scenario after scenario with you, most of which are rather sweet.

That is, until Crosshair reminds himself of the previous mission. As a woman in heat, on an even hotter planet, leading a squad of rugged men, you're rather worked up - stressed, if you dare say it. You've become snappy, and most of your anger has been taken out on your enemies. Some idiot back in Mos Espa tried to put you 'in your place,' seeing as you're only a feeble female, and the way that you barked back at him? It left a chill running down everyone's spine, and for the first time in his life, Crosshair decided that he'd happily submit, rather than be submitted to.

He's thinking about that now - your tone of voice, firm with caring undertones. And would you dare mock him in that voice? Tease him? Push him around a little bit? Your dry and witty sniper is bound to cave, especially now.

Crosshair shifts in his seat, folding one leg so that his ankle is resting on his opposite knee. He's giving his little trooper some breathing room, and growing room, seeing as he can't help but get worked up.

That might have something to do with you.

You're doing it again, tapping into his thoughts, playing along with his fantasy right under his nose. The others are oblivious to it, including Hunter, who is still fixated on twirling his viroblade. The caf machine continues to drip away, and you use that as a timer; once the caf is brewed, then play time is over.

"Crosshair," a voice calls out to him. He shifts in his seat again, rather alarmed that your voice sounds so crisp. It seems his imagination is getting the best of him...

Crosshair can see you standing in front of his chair, your hands on your hips, looking down at him sitting in the passenger's seat. His brows turn upwards, and Crosshair feels guilty for having such a vivid imagination. Little does he know.

"Getting hard whilst on a mission, are we?" you question, your eyes briefly glancing down to his cod piece. You tut, your tongue clicking against the roof of your mouth a few times as you shake your head in disappointment.

Crosshair lips fall open, only for them to shut instantly. This is a daydream, and Crosshair can't start talking into nothingness. He replies with his thoughts and feelings, playing along. "Can you blame me?" he replies, and feels rather stupid for thinking of you like this, in public, during the end of a mission.

"I thought a good soldier such as yourself would have learnt some obedience," you tut once more, and watch as Crosshair shifts again.

Crosshair's eyes move from your force vision, checking on the others. Tech and Echo are mumbling away up front, piloting the ship. Hunter can barely be seen down the hallway, with you in the distance, also zoned out as you gorm at the caf maker. Wrecker is far down the ship, and for once, he can't be seen, nor heard.

Turning back to you - or his vision of you - Crosshair replies, "I must have missed those classes. Care to educate me?"

Your lips turn upwards, as do Crosshair's. He's challenging you, matching your demeanour, because you know Crosshair won't be put in his place without a fight. You can work with that; you have plenty of pent-up frustration that is desperate for an outlet, seeing as your heat has been running rampant on this scorching planet.

Slowly, you bend forward, and rest your palms flat on Crosshair's thighs. He sucks in a quick breath, a chill running down his spine; you feel so real, as if you're really squeezing his thighs, and batting your lashes as you catch his gaze. His imagination is wilder than Crosshair ever realised.

Only, it's not his imagination - it's you, pulling the strings, but Crosshair doesn't know that. For him, this is just one of his little fantasies.

"I doubt you have the patience to be trained," you coo. "We both know what an impatient brat you can be."

This time, Crosshair is the one chuckling, "me? A brat? Whatever are you talking about," he smirks.

With a raised brow, you respond, "you know what I'm talking about."

To your surprise, Crosshair rises to his feet, your body automatically moving out of the way for him. He stands against you, chest to chest, his fists bunched up at his sides. Crosshair looks down at you, and through his mind, he speaks.

"We can keep playing this game, if that's what you want," Crosshair responds, with venom laced in his words. His head leans forwards, mere inches from yours, and with a piercing gaze, he continues, "although daydreaming doesn't do much for me."

With that, Crosshair is gone. You can see him leaving the cockpit in the corner of your eye, making his way down the Marauder. The caf pot clicks as he approaches, and with a weak grasp, you eagerly pour yourself a cup of caf, attempting to feign innocence.

Crosshair pays you no attention as he walks past you, only both of you stop in your tracks as the Marauder's turbulence begins to kick it up a notch, bumping against the weather outside.

"Hold on to something!" Tech's voice booms out from the cockpit, shouting in lowercase, if that is even possible. You've barely looked up from your cup of caf, still sitting on the kitchenette, before the Marauder begins to take a dive.

Grabbing onto the counter isn't enough, and you overhear Crosshair's back hit the ship's wall from behind you. The ship takes a plummet, and with it, your stomach drops. Your hands fail to grip onto the flat surface, and whilst crashing into the dunes of Tatooine, you find yourself falling against Crosshair.

He cushions your fall, to some degree, even if you both end up tangled on the floor. The overhead lights flicker a few times before all power cuts out, and you're left in near darkness, the sight of your smashed mug being the last thing you see. Crosshair's deep breaths are heavy on the back of your neck, and he lets out a pained grumble as he begins to push you off, and scramble himself up.

Crosshair isn't that mean, though. The second that he's up, he helps you up, keeping his grasp on you until you've found your balance on your own feet. Hunter, who is mere meters away, has now picked himself up from his tangled mess on the floor, and calls out, "is everyone alright?"

Wrecker is the first to respond, down the hull, in the armoury, "I might have broken something..."

"We're fine," Crosshair answers for you.

"Still breathing, somehow," Echo calls out from the cockpit, along with a grumble from Tech.

Hunter begins laying out his action plan, and his words ring out from your ears. All you can focus on is Crosshair - the man standing beside you, with his hand on your waist, and the other on your forearm. The hand on your waist tightens, catching your attention, and you turn to look up at him. His brows are furrowed, but not out of anger, and when he speaks, his tone is... challenging.

"I suppose that was your punishment for trying to toy with me," he speaks in a hushed tone, directly against your ear, ensuring that the others can't overhear during their post-crash frenzy.

"Huh?" you bat your lashes, ensuring that you heard him correctly.

"Don't act stupid," he tuts. The grip on your forearm tightens, and Crosshair somehow manages to pull your bodies even closer. Auburn eyes are staring into yours, and if you were his enemy, you'd genuinely be scared. "You're going to have to do better than those little force visions, if you want me to put you in your place."

Your sudden, shocked expression indicates that the message has been received. Crosshair looks at you for another moment, before loosening his grasp, and walking off down the hull. There you are, standing there like a deer in the headlights, a mixture of guilt and worry washing over you.

Crosshair... knows?

He's known this entire time?

His dream the other night, his daydream moments ago, he's known that it was you all along?

Shifting from one foot to the other, you continue staring into nothingness, a million thoughts running through your mind. Crosshair doesn't seem angry, nor is he pushing you away, he only seems to be challenging you. He's not easy, and you doubt you can play the 'my heat is bothering me, will you help me out?' card.

Oh, no. That man will be a challenge...

"Hey?" Hunter calls out, bringing you back to the present. You lightly flinch as he presses the back of his palm to your forehead, his expression filled with worry. "You alright? You've been zoned out for a while-"

"-I'm fine," you defend. Hunter looks rather defeated as he moves his hand away, his brows remaining upturned as he looks down at you. "I must have hit my head harder than I thought," you say with a shrug.

"You need me to check-"

"-No, no," you wave your hands. "It's okay. Let's just focus on getting some repairs done."

With that, you're walking towards the cockpit, pretending to be eager about lending a hand, when in reality, you heed a heavy distraction.

Hunter remains still for a moment. His eyes watch you walk away, before they shift in the opposite direction. He watches as Crosshair helps Wrecker clean up the armoury, picking up unarmed explosives that are, thankfully, not damaged in the crash. Your voice can be overheard in the background, asking Tech where to start, with Echo grumbling about how long this is going to take.

Hunter's hands come to rest on his hips, and he lets out a soft hum. Whatever happened - whatever Crosshair said to you moments ago - has caused some sort of rift, tension, and Hunter doesn't like it.

He'll get to the bottom of this...

#in the heat of the moment #tbb #tbbwriting #the bad batch #the bad batch x reader #tbb crosshair x reader #crosshair x reader #smut #angst #bad batch #bad batch crosshair #tbb fanfic #bad batch fanfic

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ashdreams2023 · 3 months

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In response to the random headcannons post:

yes definitely avengers and Loki 😁

Avengers + Loki headcaons

There’s a day in the month where everyone should be at the tower because pepper thinks it’s a good bonding experience (she just wants a day to herself)

Peter has a lot of sleepovers at the tower, he has his own room and when he does comes over, Thor, wanda and Loki stay with him and talk about magic and adventures throughout the globe

Loki doesn’t like strong bitter alcohol, the only alcohol he likes was the fruity kind and not so hard because he gets drunk quickly

Wanda and Natasha go on girl date nights together every two weeks and never tell anyone where exactly (they go to watch underground boxing then dinner)

Bruce has a funny relationship with broccoli, whenever he tries to eat it he thinks of halk

Since pepper is allergic to strawberries Tony buys her stuff with strawberry print on it just because it’s pretty hilarious and she does tend to wear his more silly gifts than the overly expensive ones

They all get paid, like actually paid for saving the city a couple of times, Tony throws his check at some fund raiser because he doesn’t need the money, while Thor uses his to buy outlandish things to bring home to asgard

Loki has an allowance, it’s humiliating in his eyes but when he does stay in Midgard he does

Clint brings his kids every once in a while to the compound and they play hide and seek with Bucky and Sam

Speaking of Bucky, his cat has it’s own playroom there

Loki has trypophobia (don’t goggle that if ykyk)

Steve makes old American classic dishes and let’s Loki try them, he always gets the first bite unless Peter is around

Everyone is very cautious about when Loki shows interest in someone, especially if it was an ordinary person

Loki lost his virginity to a palace guard, yes a guard, he was feeling left out and didn’t want to put it the hassle of finding someone special and all that

Clint took Loki, Peter and Kate once to Disneyland on a family trip because no one trusts peter and loki to stay alone in the tower and Kate just tagged along

Loki ended walking out there sugar dost and three different pairs of Mickey ears

Thor has healthier hair than Loki surprisingly enough, but only because Loki dose so much to it to the point that it just can’t breath

Everyone had a crush on Bruce at least once, everyone

No one really knows Natasha’s real real age, she just laughs whenever some asks

Thor is scared of holding babies under the age of one

Loki helps peter study for school

There’s a rule to never spend over 30 dolors on a Christmas present and every year tony doesn’t listen

Loki’s favorite time of the year is the week after Valentine’s Day because all chocolate boxes are on discount

Loki gets slightly uncomfortable when people kiss in front of him

The team takes a yearly book and without a fail it gets ruined because of something

One year they had to take it after they all got food poisoning from the shady seafood restaurant downtown that Bucky suggested

#imagine #mcu #loki laufeyson #the avengers #tony stark imagine #mcu headcanons #marvel imagine #steve rogers #mcu natasha romanoff #bruce banner imagine #thor odinson #thor odison imagine #headcanon #clint barton #peter parker imagine

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otobabe · 8 months

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Please may you create headcanons on the hakuouki boys and even kazama if possible on what they would be like if your pregnant thank you

Ahhhh I'm not sure i'm the best to ask about pregnancy HCs, but I do have thoughts on how some of the Hakuouki boys would do babysitting with you! Hope that's an okay substitution 😘

🖤Amagiri- 100% in control. Patient, practiced, kind, he can help babysit kids of any age and will be able to keep conversation with you throughout the intermingling of kids conversations and questions! You'll happily be chatting about what you want for the future while playing your third round of 'Go Fish' with the kids, get asked "Do Caterpillars poop?", and Amagiri will be able to respond eloquently and correctly (yes, a lot, in pellet form much like a small rodent), and then smoothly continue your conversation whether it be "I do hope any future children of ours could inherit my well-defined cheekbones" or "I'm excited to see you progress in your career, I'll make sure to keep dinner warm on the table during your late nights". <3

❤️Sano- He's enjoys being around kids, even if he isn't "the best" at knowing what to do with him. Still, your favorite "date", if you could call it that, was babysitting twin 3 year olds with him. Watching him trying to hide that tall and lanky (begrudgingly handsome) frame behind a kid's sized chair for hide and seek, smiling on and cheering against him as they chased him in circles around the backyard for hours, and hearing the different inflections in his voice for different characters when the four of you snuggled up for their bedtime stories, all created a lasting memory of fun and laughter in your heart!

💚Souma- Fucking it up in the least damaging and hilarious way, which all in all means he does a pretty good job as your co-babysitter, so long as you're there to help clean up the mess. School age kids LOVE him, but they also love to tease and torture him. The kids you babysit together, ages 5 &7, know damn well how to get what they want out of him and con him into playing what they want to play. Homework? No, thank you! It's actually way past the time you were meant to show up for your haircut Kazue! Where do you think you're going?? Sit in this chair! Unfortunately for him, this will not have been the first time one of the kids have snuck a real pair of scissors into the mix and given him an "asymmetrical bob" before...

🤍Kazama- Might surprise some of you with this, but read it through before disagreeing with me! Kazama is fantastic with babies. Would he admit it? Absolutely not. But they love to coo and laugh at his various facial expressions (even his 'serious' ones) as he holds them, and something about his temperament is a true baby-sleep-whisperer to them. He won't forget to slide in comments about how, "It's cute, but ours would be cuter", and reminding you that you ARE betrothed to him and this could be your future soon enough. The cutest part? When you go to put down the baby for a nap, Kazama takes them from you and, a little degradingly, tells you that he "can do it better, you can just take a rest". The walls aren't that thick, so you can hear him lowly singing a lullaby that you'd never heard before to the baby in the rocking chair next door, and you snuggle up on the couch with a cup of warm cocoa daydreaming about your future together <3

#hakuoki #hakuouki #otome #hakuouki amagiri #kyuuju amagiri #harada sanosuke #hakuoki harada #souma kazue #hakuouki souma #hakuoki kazama #kazama chikage #hakuouki headcanons #hakuoki headcanons #headcanons #babysitting headcanons #ask

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r0achinfested · 2 months

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so me and my fiancée recently got a slight fixer upper 2 bed 2 bath house downtown. it's in a "bad" area but the house is designed in a panic room style where you can't get in or out without certain keys.

a few days ago our neighbor who is friends with our landlord (my fiancée's uncle) says he has seen and heard multiple homeless meth users walking around his yard but especially ours at night.

i have anxiety, and they literally just like play hide and seek out there, never bothered us or tried to break in. they just vibe with our yard.

honestly, they aren't causing me any harm. they must be vibing. i don't use meth but honestly im thinking about telling them they can temporarily stay in our backyard shed (far away from the house) until they move on _like soon bc this is my first house but it's fucking february yknow_ if they clean it out, only sleep there, find another playground, and don't make any disturbances otherwise they will be GONE.

this way they get some shelter, my shed gets cleaned, they're staying regardless so i may as well be relieved of hearing them play hide and seek in my bushes all night

thoughts? this feels like a fever dream, it's hilarious but goddamn the tom and jerry shit is getting exhausting im just going to say this aint your crib go act the street if you want get away from our window dude i have SEEN HIM WATCH ME PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING THEN RUN OFF they're like having fun ig

https://imgur.com/a/XT7TZmP

#honestly it's a win win #they bother us less either way bc cops cant ever catch their slinky asses to get them off the property #my life is a biography #mine #my posts #personal #funny #love the commune in my yard

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watatsumiis · 1 year

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omg ok. who do you think would be a minecraft speedrunner though?

The first person to come to my mind, for some strange reason, was Barbara. It would be something that her fans asked her to do as a joke, but she had a lot of fun with it and does casual speedruns every now and then! I could see her hosting a lot of games and events that everyone always participates in because she's just such a sweet and bubbly person! She does a lot of lockouts, building competitions and hide and seek, just lighthearted things like that! She's had a few very lucky speedruns so is right up the top of the leaderboard! She also finishes most runs, even if they're going poorly, so she's experienced with most aspects of speedrunning!

Scaramouche would be way into speedruns, he's super hardcore about them, like makes one tiny mistake and resets, so he hardly ever actually finishes a run. His best time sits a little below Barbara's, which he's secretly super bitter over. Both of them play together every now and then and they have surprisingly good chemistry - the grouchy hardcore player and the bubbly easy-going player collaborating seems to be a really popular duo!

Childe also does speedruns, but less as a competitive thing (though it definitely is that too) and more of just a way to keep his brain busy, he likes having a set direction to go in and tasks to complete. He livestreams his runs, but doesn't provide much commentary or interest, it's mostly just him staring intently at the screen for upwards of eight hours. He's up near the top of the leaderboard, simply due to the sheer amount of the game that he plays. All the little tips and tricks are like muscle memory to him now, and he sometimes 'trains' other streamers (like Barbara!), teaching them all the corner-cutting tricks he knows!

Bennett also speedruns - he hovers down near the bottom of the leaderboard, the only reason he's on there is because of this hilarious string of upwards-oriented fails that somehow managed to turn out well for him. He's not an amazing player, but his determination makes his runs very fun to watch, because even when everything is falling apart, he's so sweet and optimistic, and always bantering back and forth with his chat! He's still rising in popularity, and it's a well known fact among his chat that he's a huge Barbara fan - he occasionally gets invited along to her events, but he often fails in the first round.

Columbina also speedruns on occasion, but her runs are more like her satirising other players, or very obviously cheating because she thinks it's super funny.

The person who holds the top record, however, is Sandrone! She's a brilliant mathematician, and has a lot of the odds memorised off of the top of her head, and has an uncanny knack for being able to tell whether or not a run is 'a good one' within the first minute and a half. She's quiet and doesn't provide much commentary, because she's just running the odds in her head, concentrating on this mental equation that most people couldn't even begin to parse when written out. She often gets accused of cheating, but she just likes numbers. She's extraordinarily good at calculating where the end portals are, and only ever needs to glance at the coordinates once when she spawns in or teleports between dimensions because she can just track it in the back of her mind.

#asks #sandrone my beloved shes a super genius you cant take that from me #genshin #minecraft au #barbara #bennett #scaramouche #childe #columbina #sandrone #my writing #general howls

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btnclmrttn · 2 years

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OH MY GODNESS, YOUR PAGE IS A TOTAL BLESSING FOR THE "OPM X READER" TAG 👏👏 LOVE ALL YOUR HC AND THE ASKS TOO!! You're so talented!! I was wondering if I could ask something similar to your latest hc ask? That, instead of a werewolf, it can be like a mystic tiger/cat or something like that? (LOOK, i've been watching lots of funny cat vids and i can't stop imagine like sai or gen holding reader in the mystic tiger/cat form AND READER JUST SCREAMING LIKE: )

Reader: "PUT. ME. DOWWWWNNNN!!!-" ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

IM LOVING THIS IDEA HOLD ON I GOT U

(aight I'm thinking that the cat form would be about 1/3 of your size, so can be average looking or fucknormus. Also the transformations are intentional)

Mystical Cat Reader

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Saitama

"So...a partner and a pet all in one...okay."

Total cat guy, but that also comes with a price. He's just as much an asshole as the typical cat

If you're chilling as a complete cat he does fuck with you. Lifts you up and carries you to bother you, calls you stinky or related names, over-pets you, all of that

When you're not a cat he'll do the same sometimes just to poke fun at you. When he's doing this though, it's a way of asking if you can be a cat for a while.

Attempts to capture cursed cat photos.

Your contact image on his phone is his pride and joy when it comes to cured cat photos

He plays hide and seek/tag with you when he's super bored. A very fun game, but he takes it seriously. It can be fucking terrifying

Genos

"I don't recognize this breed in my database."

Very much unfazed as usual there's not an ounce of judgement in this boy's soul

As much as the guy is on the internet he knows all about cat memes and he will try to recreate them. He does like long cat

He got a cat photo of you to go viral once it was pretty cool

Is trying to get a lazer pointer installed in him permanently

Owns a cat backpack to take you around with him everywhere he goes. Keeps sneaking you in hero meetings

Saitama had no idea for the longest time you were also the cat and the person he was suspiciously hanging around a lot. Freaked him the fuck out. But he likes you too

Sonic

"Oh...this is news..."

Also like Saitama, just as much an asshole as the typical cat

Has definitely tried the cucumber thing

He does get you nice treats (real, nice meat) and some toys. Has to calm you down with catnip after he messes with you too much

You get even by laying on his clean clothes and getting fuzz all over them.

Has a spray bottle, but only uses it on you when you're human. Thinks it's hilarious until you turn back into a cat and start attacking his ankles

Always combing your fur when he gets the chance. Out of boredom sometimes but to minimize your fuzballs on his shit

When he's having a bad day sometimes he says "give me the cat" then picks you up and holds you, carrying you with him everywhere till he's calm

Garou

I like the idea he met you as a cat first and was really nice to you, let you follow him around and fed you

Upon finding out you weren't fully a cat it did catch him off guard. Eventually he warmed up to you as a person, but he initially thought you were spying on him

"What the fuck?"

He don't really fuck with you at all, actually. He's very nice and sweet towards you

When you're a full person it's different. He's always teasing you and calls you Kitty instead of your real name for the most part

Doesn't treat you any differently compared to your cat form. He still brings you food and always asks if you're coming along with him (aside from his personal missions)

Doesn't need a cat backpack you're a shoulder cat for him

Likes it when you sleep with him as a cat when he's sick or recovering. Less body weight and heat, equal cuddles

#one punch man #opm #opm x reader #saitama #genos #speed o sound sonic #sos sonic #garou #anime #saitama x reader #genos x reader #sos sonic x reader #garou x reader #caped baldy #opm headcanons #hcs #blonde cyborg #the four horseman of opm

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justapillowpetpanda · 29 days

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How Smosh Took Comedy to the Next Level with These 7 Videos

In recent years, Smosh has elevated its game by showcasing some incredible talent on-screen, including improvised characters and brilliant comedic timing. I believe that YouTube and similar media are often forgotten when discussing television and entertainment, despite channels like Smosh bringing out the best in their cast members. They have proven that entertainment should progress with audiences. Screenshot source: YouTube/Smosh Games Smosh Games and Smosh Pit have become my go-to sources of entertainment. Their tabletop gaming sessions and reactions to bizarre Reddit stories have me glued to my screen for hours on end. The production quality and dedication of the entire team are outstanding, delivering an unforgettable experience for both old and new fans. I've watched some of their videos more than five times, and I still can't get enough of their playthrough of the Love is Blind game. I even had a Barbie-style poster of Toilet Girl as my lock screen for some time, just to be reminded of the laughter and joy that video has brought me. Let's get on to my top picks and I'll explain what makes them so iconic as well as what makes them so memorable.

Smosh: The Chaos Comedy We Need Right Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w33inkzCKU&list=PLYdEgvjg8Aa0-Pt3JXqF_geZtQOyT_lN-&index=1 They say Love is Boobs, I'd have to agree after watching this Smosh Games video MULTIPLE times. Almost every second of this video is iconic and brings some of the most memorable quotes with it. From the fear of rejection to drinking toilet tequila, this is a group of comedic chaos I will always watch. I want the relationship between Straight Chanse and Shayne to work! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOfPcDaTdNk&list=PLYdEgvjg8Aa0-Pt3JXqF_geZtQOyT_lN-&index=2 This is one of the most absurd play throughs of the Moose Master game by Smosh. Attempting to remember story actions, repressing seething rage, and much more makes this a gentleman's fever dream. The panic in Amanda Lehan-Canto's face as she realizes she has lost is one of the funniest things I've witnessed lately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_U4HT2HY9k&list=PLYdEgvjg8Aa0-Pt3JXqF_geZtQOyT_lN-&index=3 The trick to translating nonsense is closing your eyes like you're about to use echolocation to find meaning in the chaos...or at least that helps Angela Giarratana. Watching this honestly made me want to grab a copy of Incohearant and play with some friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-FGRzwDvKs&list=PLYdEgvjg8Aa0-Pt3JXqF_geZtQOyT_lN-&index=4 Watching Shayne Topp attempt to find a bunch of people in a game of hide and seek was a fantastic way to showcase the talent and humor of the cast and crew. You'll have to watch and see who gets found last because it is a wild journey for them and Shayne. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTb8rG-K7Ac&list=PLYdEgvjg8Aa0-Pt3JXqF_geZtQOyT_lN-&index=5 Courtney Miller is one of the wittiest comedic forces I've watched, and this series of videos shows how much her talents lift Smosh to another level. Amanda yelling, "She's pink!" when the one dish comes out is absolutely hilarious and had me at a level of laughter just above wheezing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QEXQTU5WmU&list=PLYdEgvjg8Aa0-Pt3JXqF_geZtQOyT_lN-&index=6 Reddit is already a scary place, but somehow reacting to stories alongside Shayne and his guests makes it a little bit better. There's a level of sanity coming from this video that helps someone not feel so alone in feeling one way or another about another story going viral on Reddit. The appearances of Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla from time to time in this series is an added bonus and often hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3i23po1kK4 SmoshCast has become one of my favorite things from Smosh. It is so much fun listening in to whatever Amanda, Shayne, and guests end up discussing. This video in particular gives us an iconic line from Amanda's past regarding salsa. We've all been there and sometimes; our history can show how cringe we truly used to be. Past jobs can also reveal a lot about what we had to become or what weird things we've said. Read the full article

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rosecoloredknight · 1 month

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Did I already talk about the theater place that was for those living an impoverished life? They were $3 dollar per ticket. I used to go there when I was little and it was one of the highlights of my life.

I still remember watching Fat Albert for the first time a year after it came out in theaters. The after credits were hilarious. Same with Cars and Finding Nemo.

It was an "escape" that I appreciated because we never could afford to do or go anywhere. I was usually outside playing hide and seek, soccer, WWE wrestling, or with the red ants, which by the way, I've been bitten so much by them that I'm immune to their pain hahaha. There was also a dollar general store in front where we would go to buy snacks and sneak into the theater xD.

I need more hobbies like that. So far I'm getting back to enjoying reading and playing video games and it's helping me feel less anxious about life.

That's what I'm basically trying to do with my life - do my best to make the most of it each day. And regardless of whether I'm having a good or bad day, I want to remain grateful.

I wonder if it still exists cause I might go there if it does as soon as I can!!

Okay - thanks for bearing with my childhood nostalgic Ted talk 👍🏽

#personal

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horizonandstar · 2 years

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I'm going to need a eclipse centered one shot with baby sun and moon based on that image

link to post anon is talking about ->

one shot is under the readmore

As has been usual for you the past few days, you go deeper and deeper into the waters, exploring the area and looking for materials to get off this ocean planet.

You trudge along in your seamoth. Nothing but you, yourself, and this empty dark expanse as your only company.

The sonar picks up on two rapily approaching figures. You thumb over the button to release the torpedos, and listen.

The figures chirp, bright and clear, and you remove your hand and stop the seamoth where it is.

As has also been usual for you the past few days is the presence of two very unusual fish. They were visually distinct from each other, yet were practically joined at the hip, so you only had your own guesses as to why that was. Same species with largely varying appearances, or different species that managed to bond to each other, you didn't know for sure.

In all likelihood, it was probably the former. Your guess was that the two were siblings, given that they were thick as thieves and looked to be very young.

That, and the two had the same colourations as each other, save for their eyes: black, blue and white. *Had,* past tense, because Sun seems to be growing out of that while Moon... wasn't. It didn't seem to hurt Sun, nor had either of them reacted to Sun's changing colouration, so you let it be. Still, you had to wonder what triggered a change in colouration like that, and why did it only affect Sun?

You flick on the lights you installed on the seamoth, and lean forwards on the wheel to watch as they rush over.

It was a pain to figure out how to make LEDs when the fabricator didn't have that option, and it was another pain to figure out how to wire and connect it properly. Originally, you wanted the LEDs to connect to the seamoth itself and get its batteries from there, but it was much easier (and most likely safer, if you had to wager a guess) for you to hook it up to seperate batteries that wasn't from the seamoth itself.

All that, and just so two little fish could see and not ram headfirst into the glass. While that makes for hilarious memories, you would rather they not get hurt at all.

Moon stops short of the glass and presses his face against it. Golden eyes stare at you, and squints when you look back.

He holds out an arm and shrills. Sun reaches out and grasps Moon's arms.

"Hey, buddy," you raise your voice to be heard through the glass.

Sun perks up, and it takes Moon tugging back his hand to stop Sun from ramming headfirst into the glass regardless.

Moon taps on the glass, a habit he's copied from you. "Play with us," he says.

"Play with us," Sun repeats louder.

Their mimicry spooked you when you first met them. It was chilling to hear your own voice repeating the words you said prior and know that was not you. Now that you know it was just two little kids playing around, you weren't so scared of it much anymore.

"Sure," you shrug, getting up from the seat. This wasn't exactly the worst location to park your seamoth, what with the lack of anything around here, far as you could tell.

The two little leviathans click fast and loudly in their excitement. You chuckle, give a quick once-over to make sure everything is in working order, before opening the door and falling out.

You hardly get the chance to do anything before you're tackled by two very enthusiastic fish.

"Hey, hey," you pat the one closest to you, and reach to pat the other before he wails at the injustice of being left out.

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Playing with two young leviathans is a lot like playing with human children, as you've found out.

Sure, everything was underwater, but all the basic games were there. There was hide-and-seek, hand games (some which you've taught them yourself with half-forgotten memories) and colouring. You were lucky the PDA had an art program installed, though it's main intended use was for note-taking, not entertaining a couple of little fish kids.

And wasn't that fascinating? Alien fish who could be played with like human children? You could play with a cat using a string toy, or chase a dog around, but you certainly couldn't play Tarzan monkey man with them.

And that was another thing! To play Tarzan monkey man, you had to know *words*, and you had to speak them, and you had to count the letters in each word. Normally, you had to spell out colours, but for them, you allowed any word. (Your days of saying the longest colours you could think of were over. Goodbye, light prismatic aquamarine. It served you faithfully until the very end.)

The kids were learning. They memorized how to spell the commonly-used words, which was impressive on its own, but then they *started guessing how to spell other words.*

They were wrong, but they got damn close to the correct spelling. For every new instance of Tarzan monkey man that you all played, they got better and better at guessing the spelling. Even when you threw in new words they've never heard, they managed to get most of it right.

Any time it came to guessing the vowels, they were almost always wrong. As for the consonants, well, they didn't get that right either, but you can see the leap of logic their brains made. *Triangle* spelled as *chriagl*, well, fuck! It's a perfectly logical assumption to make!

Periodically, you had to go back to the seamoth to replenish your oxygen, which was an abdolute shame. You were lucky the suit came with oxygen warnings, otherwise you're sure you would be long dead at this point. The two were fine with that, and took that time to race each other or hunt for rocks at depths you can't follow them at. You fawned over the rocks they brought back to you, obviously.

Then it came time for nap-time. You think. Children had naps after playing, and from what you're seeing, these fish had one too.

Either way, they were tired, no matter how much *one* of them denied this.

Sun begs with puppy-dog eyes to please please *please* extend playtime just a little longer.

On the other hand, Moon found it suitable to take a nap. To keep himself anchored and prevent himself from drifting away as he shut his eyes, he decided to latch onto you.

With his teeth, and his claws, sinking into the soft flesh of your leg like it was a pillow.

Ow.

Sun whines, tugging on your arms to get you to play tag with him. He doesn't protest as you scoop him up and hold him under his arms.

"No more playtime," you shake him lightly. He clicks. "It's time for naptime. Understand?"

He whines when you say *naptime*, like it's some sort of curse you're laying upon him. Suddenly, he switches gear, and purrs and nuzzles your arm.

"Oh, don't you be cute with me. I know exactly what you're doing, mister. You still have to go to sleep. It's time for a *nap*," you stress.

He stops nuzzling you, and the frills ob his head wilts. He beeps in outrage and bonks his head against your chest repeatedly.

You sigh. "Well, at least you two are cute. Where are your parents?" Human parents are responsible for looking after their children and managing their naps. You don't know if it's the same for these little guys, or if they raise themselves, or if their parents are still around.

A low growl emanates from the empty oceanic expanse below. Slowly, you turn to look down at giant golden eyes staring straight up at you.

Well.

That answers the question.

Sun wriggles his way out of your grasp and swims towards who you assume to be his parent. Moon stays where he is.

Their gaze shifts towards Sun as he nears, then snaps back onto you.

They near, swimming closer, slowly. You paddle back, but Moon protests and clings tighter around your leg.

Sun clicks, reaching his hand up towards his parent's face. They don't look down at him, but fan their frills in response.

They let out a shrill hiss, and you wince and cover your ears. Sun and Moon both chirp in response.

Moon lifts his head, staring back and forth between you and his parent. They shrill again, and only Sun chirps back.

Moon stares down at his parent and digs his claws further into your skin. You tense and bite back a bark of pain. Moon wails loudly and wraps his body and tail around you.

His parent barks and beckons Moon back with his hand, but Moon is having none of it. He continues to wail, and unlatches his claws from your leg (oh GOD the saltwater STINGs) to reach up and bump his head against your helmet.

Fuck fuck fuck, you really need to bandage the gouges Moon made, but you can't make any sudden or unfamiliar moves and break the tense situation.

Sun swim towards you, but his path gets blocked by a giant hand. They scoop him up with both hands, encasing him like how you would carry a bug, and bring him back closer towards him. Sun wails, and when they remove a hand, you can see him biting down on their other hand.

They click once, pause, then chitters with a displeased note. Sun releases his hold and Moon perks up and untangles himself to swim over to his family.

You flinch when they look up at you with glowing golden eyes. They stare directly at you, and you stare back.

Then they break their gaze and turn around, swimming further into the depths. Sun waves to you and yells, "Good night! Nighty-night!" before he joins his family.

You wait until you can't see them anymore before releasing the breath you didn't know you were holding. You beeline to your seamoth as fast as you can, heart hammering. You open the medkit and bandage yourself up, half your focus on what had just transpired.

Holy *shit.* How are you alive.

#writing tag #ask #anon #uses *this symbol* for italics in place of italics #because im unable to access the html thing on mobile for the post #eclipse au

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fnaffersblog · 11 months

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Spoilers for the newest Sun and Moon Show episode "Sun and Moon's NEW ENEMY in VRCHAT" below

Beware, word soup below the read more. I'm just throwing out thoughts willy nilly.

The sarcastic laughing is SO goddamn funny. I'm crying. I love the AI's. They are such funny characters to me.

I would love to see just, like, a funny side episode where Moon's two AI's meet up with Monty's AI on his space craft. Interactions between the three of them, especially if Moon, Sun and Monty are there. I think that has the mixings to be a funny episode.

I don't know how to describe why I like the way the AI talks to Moon now. Pre-mind wipe it was so much more respectful towards Moon and now it treats him with the same level of what feels like contempt to me as it treats Sun. I like the way their interactions have changed, I wish I could articulate why. (Also the concern that pops into it's voice when Moon sets the portal or whatever? Yus.)

"The Entity" jumping out of the ball pit caught me off guard. It was really cool to see, but it was also so unsettling. It felt like a lot of movement for VR Chat, watching them just vault over the thing with ease. Super cool.

I LOVE this new character. This "Entity". Heavy Nobe vibes, a character of Invisible_Davis's whom I also like a lot, I'm SO excited to see where they take them. They're all sing-songy and cheerful but also threatening. Goofy but capable. Good shit. The LAUGHING. Genuinely making me nervous.

Also, another thing I noticed. Pre-Wipe, Moon was always a very threatening character to me, he had a sort of 'this is a villainous character on the side of the good guys' vibe to me and now his threats against the Entity just didn't hold up here. For some reason his 'negotiating' which he's done before didn't hold as much weight while I was watching it. Super interesting for me to realize I've had this perception change of the character.

Everything post 9:25 before the return to the present in the video was great. Moon getting sucker punched and then screaming for the computer to take the Entity down. The AI immediately responding. The Entity's joy at having sucker punched Moon. The Entity dodging fucking lasers as well as their whole unconcerned reaction to being shot at. Moon's reaction to hearing the Entity had left the daycare already. "It's just you... and Sun in there." Moon getting scratched, physical damage. That entire section was fantastic.

The entire conversation about what they should call the Entity is really funny.

What happened to Moon's mic at the beginning of the episode? He went "Spiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrr̷r̶r̷" It was really funny.

Sun launching the barrel into the far cosmos a la animation error style had me crying. Fuck me that was hilarious.

The AI bashing Marvel

Tiny detail I really liked, the 'ha' being cut off mid articulation after Moon told the AI off

Based Dragon Ball opinion from Moon

I appreciate they got distracted talking about Dragon Ball being mid that was funny as hell

"Welp you heard it here first! My Dad said no!"

"We could play hide and seek." "Stab and seek? I like that idea." "That's not what I said."

"Like stab and go seek." "But like... rewind."

" I don't have lips I don't know how I'm doin that noise."

"Three years. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was a joke."

"Give me a legitimate answer you sarcastic [REDACTED]."

It occurs to me that when Moon said "C'mon you're a gamer Sun I believe in you!" He meant Sun and not son, but I heard son the first time which is infinitely more funny.

"GUNS."

...

"Guns."

I love this show so fuckin much. Absolute banger of an episode all the way through.

#fafferchat #fafferlivereacts #sams #sams spoilers #tsams #tsams spoilers #sun and moon show #have i #have i ever mentioned #that i like this show #have i done that yet?#also have i ever mentioned #that voice actors are fuckin cool?#cause they're fucking cool

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