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culturity · 5 months
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kadyyy i jus saw ur post and honestly all the discourse goin around bc of a handful of blogs is crazy like why cant we jus live and let live :( . . . like guys its not that deep we're literally jus a bunch of sillies writin about fictional men sobs . . . for what its worth i personally dont see any weird similarities between ur writin and other blogs but haters gonna hate ig , i hope they havent found ur cute haven of a blog </3
anywayyysss i hope my lil kady koalas doin alright !! miss u lots n i hope everythin gets better for u mwah mwah ! and also good luck with the guy who apparently doesnt charge his phone if its on red while on call smh . . .
p.s. u dont have to post this one if u dont want to , jus checkin in <33
ur so so rite my dearest ! seein’ all the things poppin’ up left n’ right has left me feelin’ anxious n’ kinda nauseous over the idea of postin’ another fic . . i’m nervous to even post a new theme now which is honestly so stupid . . but y’kno can’t do nothin’ abt it but move forward i suppose so ! am doin’ just that n’ am slowly feelin’ better neow dat new ideas for wips are wormin’ into my mind n’ makin’ me write again after a kinda long break :> but yeah the whole “writin’ style” n’ “theme stealin’” bullshit i see has made me wary of wat i post so i’m tryin’ to get outta dat mindset cuz like u said we are all just sillies talkin’ ‘bout our fav men n’ women that are fictional . . but my goodness how dare someone else write abt blade n’ like him ? ! he is mine . . clearly they don’t know i’m his actual soulmate n’ he belongs to me (`ー´) ( <- see how dumb dat sounds ? makin’ fun of those weirdos rn )
I AM RELIEVED U HAVEN’T SEEN ANY WEIRD SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MY WRITIN’ N’ SOMEONE ELSE’S ! ! i try to steer from usin’ certain writin’ habits in case some “big” blog is doin’ it too n’ comes at me LMAO but am livin’ my best life rn methinks so ^_^ no moar feelin’ yucky on dis app thankfully hehe ! if i even fink a fleshed out wip i have is similar to sumthin’ posted recently i will leave my draft to rot or delete it entirely for safety :,) WAHHH I MISS MY HANNAH BO BANA LAWTS BACK !¡ NUZZLIN’ U N’ CLINGIN’ TO U LIKE A KADY KOALA BACKPACK ! i hope ur doin’ so so well my sweetpea i am blowin’ kissies ur way rn ! >3<
HALP I CACKLED OVER THE COMMENT ABT THE GUY LMAOAO he is so so sillie like ? i dunno how someone let’s their phone die cuz mine takes foreverrrr to charge n’ turn on again @_@ it’s gotta be a guy fing or sumthin’ . . but he forgot to tell me g’nite last nite on call ( he was exhausted n’ fell asleep instantly when he got home from work </3 ) n’ he apologized sooo much dis mornin’ :( ehehe it made my heart fluttery in my chest cuz he was so so genuine ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭ n’ then he made a gojover joke n’ asked if i was watchin’ the new jjk ep today while chucklin’ n’ i just . . ヾ(`ヘ´)ノ゙
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doktorneek · 2 years
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What would your dream bioshock movie be like
animated like the bioshock 2 launch trailer for starters
since we were talkin abt it i keep going back and forth between the mark meltzer idea or just the impossible perfect bio1 adaptation.. idk bio1 works because its a game but its defo interesting enough a story to work into a movie but i think my ideal bio movie would be something else... not sure wat tho cus i spent all of my brain power praying there wouldnt be one instead of ever thinkin about what i would want it to be like lol
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w1llby3rs86 · 1 year
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so. i need to say something about this.
I GET U MEANT BY LIKE UR LIFE STARTED WHEN U FOUND HER BUT SIR LAST TIME I CHECKED U WERE OUT THERE LOOKING FOR WILL. WHEN U FOUND HER U DON GIVE ONE DAMN TREE ROOT ABOUT HER U LITERALLY SAID SOMETHING LIKE "she can tell my mom shes lost and then she'll know who to call then we can go back out there to look for will" LIKE SIR WAT U TALKIN ABT UR LIFE StARteD THE DAY U FOUND HER LIKE STHU U STINKY BITCH MICHAEL
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babylion · 2 years
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xz017 · 5 years
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#entry#rip okay so ive been writing in the journal that i rediscovered whilst cleaning lately i thought itd be a dignified alternative switch until#you know if we actually gave it to her rip big shame oof so today i woke up and then stayed in bed starin at the ceilin tryna think out#my plans n routes cos umm not spendin 30+ on lyft 💀it's either time or money lads and i chose to spend time n effort n not money✌🏽️i spent#an hour waiting for the second bus so my first trip was 2.5 hrs🙃 rip ive never been here so lil anxiety#but whilst i was waiting she texted rip she thought I was the one singing as if i could be shameless like my RM singin whilst there are ppl#like...oof got i hate my RM even when she has her headphones on it's super loud i can hear💀n i have to put my headphones on just not to hear#what already should be quiet💀🗡🗡🗡anyway rip she texted me and 💀she didnt get to go do what she planned to do yesterday cos her lungs🗡🥺bein#rude af like dskæsns let her breathe proper im so!!! annoyed like legit i was so fired up i redecided to be a savage capitalist ready to#walk over people to get to the top and bypass waitin and bureacracy just to get her the best healthcare 😒🗡like !!! ughh rip n she thought#i was just tryna be cute like first of alli cant even be cute even if i tried like...most of the things i do is for her or Us someday 💀#but like rip i felt bad she said i changed her 🥶 n it didbt sound good like rip i was writing about it last night the coinkidinkerooni oof#i dont exactly remember what prompted me to think that line of thought but i was just like what if she follows all these productive steps#that i want her to follow but she ends up miserable anyway rip i mean there are people who cant not be miserable whatever they do i.e. Me#but like💀idk what i wrote resonated with what happened today like she was safe n cosy at home but she got invited to a bar n she said no tnx#and they were makin fun of her a lil and i was like all dont worry theyll suffer n she was like im sufferin now ye dont gotta say that abt#them i already said no n i was like 🥺oof but like she said she didnt wanna go anyway rip like before i go somewhere or do something my#brain takes me through the likely experience like oh. noisy. loud ppl. talkin n laughin loud with each other.alcohol. body heat. too many#ppl--thats why i say no like 91% of the time people actually ask me if i wanna go somewhere with them cos it's just not enjoyable but rip#she gets lonely so idk and rip some Man asked to walk with her at midnight like...wat man casually asks a woman if midnight walks are okay#lil creepy but okay🗡 but rip idk she been inside all day n i feel bad meanwhile i let her go to chill i was tryna finish the Work of love#rip thats lame but like 5ppl at least kept passing bye and complimenting me n i was like...😒🗡thanks i mean i hope so rip but lowkey i was#like...dont...look at it it's not meant for you like imagine i believed in compliments and the person it's for the most important person is#like...its nice not bad! id be like 💀 anyway rip ppl kept passin by n sayin stugf about it n i was like 🥶thanks 🗡 ugh i hope it turns out#well i tried to scrape off thick paints so it wouldnt pull in the oven oof id cry if some be smeared n overlap#couldnt reach n fix the inside heart doe😞 but i finished!!! weeks of work💀💓i asked Her what else she wanted in the parcel rip n we got to#talkin about old clothes vs new clothes i send her rip shame im poor😖😰so i invest in unique stuff for her normal stuff are usually mine rip#i hope thats not creepy yikes💀she said she was feelin better n im like rip i hope n she went off to charge n read some history stuff!!! 🥰#tomorrow she said she'll do what she planned today n try n tackle EH oof i saw them equations yikes i h8 bless her#gonna make my way home rip im a lil anxious cos time n darkness fallin n whathave ye but 🤷🏻‍♂️it be like that✌🏽️
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chrliekclly · 7 years
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he got yelld @
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champagnepadre · 4 years
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FATIMA!!! Tell us abt the dilf
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so i werk at a Starbucks inside a prestigious hotel 😗 n they began renuvating the lobby in january zo they hired these fine ass construction working MEN (90% Latino deddies) and I was running the register n drinks 1 day n den came this man 👀 n my thirsty ass was like hello sir how can i help u today what can I get u sir 😌
N he like hmm how bout the almond croissant 🥐 n I was like o sure I’ve actually never had it before n he like “r u ready to try it with me then?” I was like
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N he start talkin to me about his bracelets n that he’s CUBAN from ORLANDO n I was like ooo I’m Nicaragüense n he like u wanna speak Spanish I was like nooo all giggly like 🥴 n then he gave me a mf piece of his croissant! N I was like wow that good! N he like u want sum more n I was like stoooo I’m at werk! N he like haha ok 😌 I’ll c u round n left I was like wow wat a moment!
Then another day he came n bich! He pulled me to the side n started asking me where he should go tour the city and try food places n I was recommending him sum n finally mans said well maybe we should go together somewhere .. I’ll come back for ur number we gotta b subtle 😗 cuz bich! If he got caught w me he could get fired n have his MF company terminate the project ! It in all our contracts w the hotel. JUS TO HANG W ME! Shejejsjsjjddj cuz then he told me the company doing construction is HIS! HE RUNNING THE BIH!!! I was like he got monie... let me get this dicc and this checc! So my ass slides him my number with a mf AMERICANO like the slicc ho I am! N we hang out n bich..........
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Tht was an experience. Secret prohibited grown man dicc is sumn else.... I saw him a couple times after n it was sensational sisjdjdj but the pandemic hit and I saw him the nite before he had 2 leave the state :-/ rip.
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saturnjeongin · 7 years
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on friday ryan told me he thought tomas n i were like Together n i cant stop thinking abt tht yoinkers
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dilfsdotnet · 5 years
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Yo you should answer all of these scene questions👀👀
:OOO
you think so lad???? shit dawg i was thinkin just a few at a time but if that what u want my dear nonnie i will supply
1. wats ur scene name?
i was thinkin maybe ‘gods mistake’ would be a good one but then. i found a way to make it both danganronpa related, and, even better, a fucking pun as well. ‘kamukura kamukura jasqueen’, or just ‘kamukura jasqueen’ for short is good k thxxx
2. describe ur dream outfit!
oooo gosh this ones trickyy!! there are so many good outfits out there, especially in the scene community!! but it’d have to have a few tiny elements of dr cosplay to add a lil of my dangan-weeb culture in there ofc! more specifically, id really love to get one of kazuichis jumpsuit and just wig out and add shit like this just because i could:
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(id just rlly love going out in all those glowy/shiny things at night like all that haha..and yes the shoes would probably kill me/my fuckin feet if i tried to walk in them but shut up i love them theyre cute as fuck)
3. describe ur dream haircut!
oo another tricky one!! i do like my regular hair, and honestly id be lying if i said i didnt love ibuki’s hairdo too but id defs have to go with something like this!!
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yaaaassss, so pretty and spikeeeey! maybe id dye my natural hair colour black and/or add some funky colours if i ever actually got this style down!
4. describe ur dream room!
i have a lot of ideas for dream bedrooms actually, but heres a visual image of one of them i found!!!
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MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM
(this specific idea arose mainly just for the aesthetic but i also find it super cute and a good environment to be in general hhhnnggg)
5. if u could make anything out of kandi, wat would u make?
oh you mean those colourful beads and bracelet things??? i love those man!!! theyre so visually appealing to me aaaaa…id probably just make a fuck-ton of those and most probably use the little letter beads to say random words/phrases like ‘aubergine’ and ‘despacito’ knowing my shitposter self lmaooo! id definitely make a sansmaeda themed one too thoo fr
6. wat would u write on ur shoez?
it’d probably range from things like a simple kaomoji doodle to something randum and stupid like ‘seesaw’ bc yes asjnd
7. wat kinda piercingz/tattooz do u hav/want?
i dont think i rlly want any real piercings (at least not atm) but id totally go for those fake stick-on gemstone lookin’ ones! and as for tattoos, i cant rlly see myself gettin one of those rn either, but id want something like a mario power-up, preferably the bell one/cat suit powerup!!! its my favorite powerup and its sooo cute!!!
8. fave genrez?
i dont rlly have a specific genre, i like most kinds of music, but i rlly like energetic music that i can dance tooo!!! >w
9. fave bandz?
im a big fan of gorillaz and botdf!!! i like p!atd as well but havent listened to it in a while.. gatta catch up loool
10. fave songz?
my favs alternate a lot, but atm im super into ‘slow dancing in the dark’ by joji!!! so much emotiooon quq…also rlly hooked on botdf and jefree star’s ‘sexting’ tooo lmaooo
11. fave lyricz?
‘The world keeps spinning Among this sinning Oh what a cruel and disgusting place The purest moonlight Is bloodied by plight And screaming resonants But somehow I know That it’s all for show The world will reveal it’s true beauty soon And we’ll all reach towards the moon ‘
its so deep but its from a fucking kaito momota fansong and i love that asnkjdnefe
12. hav u evr been to a concert?
not in a damn long while my lad,, rip australians not havin many artists they like from other countries tour there ;-;
13. do u wanna be in a band?
ive always thought thatd be pretty cool ngl!!! tourin around with ur bandmate friends, makin awesome fuckin tunes, people lovin u and ur music, just livin the dream in general,, nice
14. wats da best soda/energy drink flavour?
havent rlly had any as of rn  my lad so i wouldnt know :/
15. wat do u miss most abt old internet?
i loved that we could all just be ourselves and act like the kids we are inside without bein reprimanded at all.. it aint rlly that much of an issue for me but i still think itd be a lot nicer if it was like that again sometimes,,
16. wats da best old meme?
ooohhh there are so many i still miss man! numa numa ermagerd and doge still remind me of the glory days…when old animeme was good and you could still haz ur cheezburgers in peace. also rage comics! rage comics were good what happened
17. best place 2 buy clothez?
i dont think theres any hot topics in australia but if there is. i will hunt it down you hear me
18. wat r ur fave accessoriez?
OH THERES SO MANY GOOD ONES??? as i stated b4 i rly love kandi bracelets and other glowy/led things!!! also rlly love ties with cute and fun patterns and long colourful and/or ripped socks like ibuki’s too hehe
19. wats ur best tip fr ppl that just got into scenecore?
im not rlly the best at advice, but my main point would be-just hav fun here dudes!!! dont let anyone else bulli u abt it, we’re supportive people, u can talk to me or anyone else whos willin to listen an/or help for reassurance ofc
20. opinion on furbiez?
oOH MY GOD YES. FURBIES. MY BABIES I WANT 10 OF THESE CHILDREN…I ACTUALLY HAVE A FURBY HE LIKES SLEEPING IN HIS SPECIAL DRAWER AND HIS NAME IS TINGLE I ADORE HIM I’LL POST A OF PICTURE LATER MAYBE
21. opinion on funko popz?
i like em and ive seen lots at eb games, but i dont buy em much..i do have a megaman pop with a broken arm tho loool
22. wats ur fave pattern? (zebra/leopard print etc)
i looove a lot of patterns but not gonna lie im always a sucker for rainbow checkerboard patterns yknow hehe!
23. fave color combo?
i dont have one rlly…soooo many possible comboooos…cx
24. sumthing u liked as a kid dat u still like?
im still going on girlsgogames and recently, ive finally mastered sues beauty machine!!!! its so good and fun all of ya’ll should try it my dudeeees
25. wats ur most used emoticon? 0w0
as most of ya’ll probs alredy know i spam ‘:O’ a lot, but one of my bigger favs is actually ‘x3′ and my fav kaomoji is ‘ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧’ (both of them are so kyooot >w
26. wats ur fav typin quirk?
i luv talkin like dis, but i dont rly do it that often loool…i awso wuv tawking in ‘owo’ speak wike dis >//w//>
27. do u wish ur fllwrz talked 2 u moar?
hellz yeaaa!!! i luv followr interaction my dudee! it makes me super happi when u all talk to me heehee! x3c
28. tag ur fave scene blawgz!
:O !!! oh gawd!!! i dont know many atm but heeereee!
@xxadam-antidotexx (op of the ask meme)
@glitchkichi (not sure if this counts but their stuff’s rlly cool >v
@otonashi-banana (scene boyf…wuv im more than anythin >///w///>
29. wat got u into scenecore?
i dont remember exactly how it happened but i’d always sorta wanted to go back to the glory days that was the old web and the scene era, and that, coupled with a bright, colourful aesthetic that i could really enjoy, drew me in like a moth to a neon colored flame ig looollll
30. how long hav u been scene?
i’ve only been officially apart of the community for about a few months now (at time of writing) i reckon so some things are still a lil new to me ig ^^;;
31. wats da best thing abt being scene?
the freedom of bein able to express myself 4 one thing, and its just so fun being so ‘out-there’ yknow???? it feels so great really
32. do u hav a fursona?
i…actually used to but ive moved on from the furry fandom and ive grown more attached to my human sona anyway sooo :/
33. r u in sum “cringy” fandomz?
YEA man!! i dont rlly think dr is inherently considered ‘cringey’ but undertale is and im in that one for sure!!! i also kinda technically never left the skylanders fandom(?) so theres that too ig??? oh yeah and who wants to let me draw my old moshi monsters characters COWARDS
34. do u liek plushiez?
YASSSS QUEEEN!!!! i have HEAPS of them in my room on my desk with my gonta shrine
35. do u liek stickerz?
also a big yaaassss from me dawggg!!! i love them and i love those ones that you stick on your fase like this!
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its so cuuute!!!
36. do u hav a friendproject?
i dont, not at the moment a least, actually! didnt even know what it was til recently but it looks kewl haha
37. do u hav any other scene account?
well, i haz this one, and i also have an emowire account for shuichi if that counts!!
38. do u make art? (drawingz, blingeez, etc.)
YES!!! i love to draw and i also make blingee edits sometimes!!! ITS SO FUN XD !!!
39. wats da most scene thing? (anything!)
hmmm, weeell…i think the most stereotyped thing would be that kewl, suuuper big hair like this;
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its really prettyyyy, and i love all that colouuur!!!
40. ask ur own randum question!!
hm, oh wowie, since the anon didnt specifically ask this one…POTATOES!!! X3
phew, finally done, that was a lot of typing! this was so fun to do though, so thank u nonnie!!! :3
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aarondinglestan · 6 years
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I don't know if you & kc have seen the new pics & spoilers so I'll make a summary but first raise money for funerals "rip Alex. Rip Aaron. Its Robron now. Time for Aaron to finally support Robert as he always deserved. Rip my expectations" *and least but not last my apologies again for my insesitive wording*
is alrigh max
i duno wat u r talkin abt. i, 4 one, am waitin wiv baited breath (and clenched body) 4 which part of arron is rbrt gona kis. is it his filtrum. is it the side of the cheek. or their fave, THE chin. jus cant wait 4 that kis max. weve sufered so much at the hands of ed to finaly achieve this ultimate moment.
its likke we went to rbrn war and bac. now we are here, scarred and traumatized, but ultimately we survived the ordeal. an we are stronger for it. we survived a yr of not seein two straight actors fake kiss. we missed all that abuse tht couldve happened. and through it we were strong. we held on2 our belief that love cant be real unless it’s toxic.
we are heroes max nevr forget.
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glowjobb · 6 years
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im mad at my friend over many reasons, shes fake, only uses me when her friends leave her etc. she came up to me n started talkin. " i have so many things to tell u " but she didnt bother to msg me for 2 weeks when we had a school break n then she asked why im not sittin beside her n i told her that i didnt want to n to leave me alone, then she talked to my friends abt me n told my friend to ask if i was ok. if she asks again do i tell her wat she did? or msg her myself? or wait til she does it?
if you can’t deal with her shit be straight up with her and cut her off easy peasy lemon squeezy
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6exts · 6 years
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im mad at my friend over many reasons, shes fake, only uses me when her friends leave her etc. she came up to me n started talkin. " i have so many things to tell u " but she didnt bother to msg me for 2 weeks when we had a school break n then she asked why im not sittin beside her n i told her that i didnt want to n to leave me alone, then she talked to my friends abt me n told my friend to ask if i was ok. if she asks again do i tell her wat she did? or msg her myself? or wait til she does it?
Message her yourself, you definitely don’t wanna be put into a he said she said situation.
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shortjohnsilver · 7 years
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tagged by @baalmuian ty bruh i love talkin about myself LAST:

1. Drink: cherry pepsi 5ever. or until i decide to stop trying to die young. 2. Phone call: uhhh probably a potential job n trying to set up an interview 3. Text message: telling my aunt i’d do it this ONCE to get a student’s address for her but that i don’t feel comfortable logging into the system of my old job from home 4. Song you listened to: I’ve had Dark Blue on repeat a lot lately (Jack’s Mannequin) it’s my silverflint song. So probably that. 5. Time you cried: Earlier today while doing Damien’s dream daddy route. I’ve so far only cried during his and Robert’s. I cry about everything.
HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah not really. 8. Been cheated on: i almost said no bc i care so little i forgot but yeah quite extensively. 9. Lost someone special: who hasn’t done that thing? 10. Been depressed: like last week. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: most recently out the window of a moving car while the guy behind us yelled “pussy!” at me and I flipped him off while still puking. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. orange 13. purple 14. red IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: ye! 16. Fallen out of love: nah 17. Laughed until you cried: probably 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nah but i bet they are. little shits. 19. Met someone who changed you: mmmmm not really im consistently a garbage 20. Found out who your friends are: no n that sounds scary. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ye GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: p much all? i think? i’ve at least met in person anyway. 24. Do you want to change your name: haha dying is easier 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: my gotdamn sister bought me a cabin for a weekend. nice. 26. What time did you wake up: like 2. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: crying bc ddadds got delayed again. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: someone to hire me. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: i was 7 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: wish i’d chosen an apartment over moving in w/ my sister. don’t tell her that she’ll take it wrong. 31. What are you listening right now: my sister’s shitty kitten bite stuff she’s not supposed to bite. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: idfk. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: drivers not signaling. people who don’t like john silver. 34. Most visited Website: probably this blue hell. or twitter, lately. 35. Mole/s: idk i don’t think so what even is a mole??? i like the rodents. 36. Mark/s: i got freckles in lots of places. not like the good kind that are everywhere in abundance but just like scattered about in a few places. 37. Childhood dream: police officer 38. Haircolour: fucken red RED R RED !!BLOOD!!! 39. Long or short hair: don’t talk to me abt hair length i have issues. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah 41. What do you like about yourself: uhhh i am… fast learner… that was taken off my ‘strengths’ category for interviews 42. Piercings: none. more issues. 43. Bloodtype: good question 44. Nickname: fufu 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: aries 47. Pronouns: he/him 48. Favourite TV Show: FUCKEN U KNOW WHAT IMMA SAY FOLKS. THOSE BLACK SAILS 49. Tattoos: none but i’ve been thinking about the ones i want recently. 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: none 52. Hair dyed in different color: my hair was not born this way. 53. Sport: i’d play anything if it was easy and i didn’t have anxiety about literally everything. im fucking good at sports and shit im just bad at life. anyway soccer if i had to choose. 55. Vacation: secluded cabin. all hiking. no human interaction or public places. 56. Pair of trainers: wat? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing atm. tragic. 58. Drinking: also nothing 59. I’m about to: idfk answer the next question after that it’s a mystery 61. Waiting for: someone how wants to hire me to call me 62. Want: a job 63. Get married: nah 64. Career: something with money WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: i love me some kisses 66. Lips or eyes: HMMMMMMM idk both good. 67. Shorter or taller: nnn don’t care? 68. Older or younger: still don’t care. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS I LOVE ME SOME ARMS 71. Sensitive or loud: not sure what this means but probably loud 72. Hook up or relationship: got neither man lemme just have my cats. hook-up if i had to pick rn. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i am Nothing.HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no wtf why haven’t i done this??? 75. Drank hard liquor: ye but it’s hard and i can barely stand how it tastes. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t have any 77. Turned someone down: sure???? 78. Sex in the first date: no again why haven’t i done this ?? my life reads like a… christian or some shit ew. 79. Broken someone’s heart: probably not 80. Had your heart broken: not in a relationship way but in a someone-betrayed-me-in-a-way-i-never-foresaw-and-changed-my-view-of-them-and-myself-forever way. we love dashes. 81. Been arrested: nah 82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: nah DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes. not often. 85. Miracles: cute but not really 86. Love at first sight: cute but not really 87. Santa Claus: absolutely 88. Kiss on the first date: uh, yeah? 89. Angels: no fuck that OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: aerin/JiRa 91. Eyecolour: idk like green 92. Favorite movie: black sails s01e01 no i didn’t do this whole thing just to answer the last question that way. im tagging uh... mutuals but they don’t gotta do it. pbvs. doubt i’ll find 20. @filmgoldlesbians @crystallisedrain @asexualsanji @samhound  @dearestfreckledginger @gaygingerpirates @husbandpirates @knownasemrys @miragu @lukearnold @anarfea ​
im positive i missed some probably some people i’ve even talked to but im a tired and i didn’t remember how some people’s urls actually went @whxlebones TOO I KEPT TRYING TO PUT AN A INSTEAD OF AN X while tryna tag you
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jiilys · 7 years
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A/N: @alrightpotter love you. mean it. 
James Potter to Sirius Black: lowkey failing english
James Potter: and by low key i mean absolutely fucking bombing  
Sirius Black: drop out
James Potter: that’s ur answer for everything
James Potter: u said that the time they ran out of pizza in the caf
Sirius Black: i meant it then and i mean it now
Peter Pettigrew to three decent people and sirius: how’d the tutoring go
James Potter: we got distracted
Remus Lupin: fucking told u they were amphibians
James Potter: i already gave u the fiver shut up
Remus Lupin renamed the group Remus Lupin: Frog Master
James Potter: its to easy if u drag urself
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: why have u called me 18 times
Sirius Black: there was a slight fire
Remus Lupin: fuck where????????????
Sirius Black: nowhere important no one even plays lacrosse
James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: went to the tutoring office like u said and now have the prettiest girl in the universe teaching me shakespeare
Peter Pettigrew: ur tutor is not meg ryan
James Potter: what?????? its lily evans from trig why would it be meg ryan
Peter Pettigrew: shes the prettiest girl in the universe
James Potter: i
James Potter: where do i even begin
Remus Lupin to live laugh suffer: ready??
Remus Lupin: sirius if u say u were born ready im not doing this prank
Sirius Black: i was conceived ready
Remus Lupin: i should be mad but im just proud u spelt conceived right
James Potter to Remus Lupin: shes so smart and funny and pretty and literally loves shakespere so much shes so lame her whole face lights up when she talks abt him its the best
Remus Lupin: its 4 in the morning
James Potter: she does this thing where she explains everything and it makes sense like !!!! how
Peter Pettigrew to why didnt the lizzie mcguire movie win an oscar: we’re watching the bee movie in bio rn
Sirius Black: i kno
Peter Pettigrew: ???? u dont take bio
Sirius Black: im in the window chem got boring
Peter Pettigrew to sirius do ur stats hmw: saw this great documentary last night
James Potter: seen
Peter Pettigrew: u don’t just say ‘seen’ when u want to seen someone u just seen them
James Potter: ohhh thats why lily laughed at me
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: hes been talkin abt lilys knees for 20 minutes im going to slam my head in a window
Sirius Black: hes moved onto her laugh
Sirius Black: shit hes lame
Sirius Black: he likes her so much poor bastard
Sirius Black: hes talkin abt how nice her room is could u mercy kill me
Sirius Black: wat would it be like if u were like a decent person……… and like……. responded
Remus Lupin: I imagine it would be like this.
Sirius Black: asswipe
Peter Pettigrew to james blunt fan club: I fucking hate all of u so fucking much why would u DO THIS
James Potter: i take it u got out package
Peter Pettigrew: IM FUCKING ALLERGIC TO ORANGES
Remus Lupin: yes thats why we sent u 178 of them. one for each time u mention ur damn allergy when one of us buys orange juice
Peter Pettigrew: ur all shit mates
Peter Pettigrew: imma start an orchard and I wont share ANY OF THE MONEY WITH U SHITDICKS
James Potter to peter misunderstands the concept of an orchard: love isnt real
James Potter: nvm she replied
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: but if i got fanmail would I sign it off ‘sirius black’ or just ‘sirius’
Sirius Black: which is cooler
Remus Lupin: id block u if i knew how
Peter Pettigrew to no grammar zone: james is ditching us for evans tonite whos still in
Sirius Black: potter u fuckin traitor
Remus Lupin: best mates since we were eleven and now ditching us for a GIRL
James Potter: actually im ditching u for the girl
Sirius Black to mention exams one more time lupin I swear: chem is a fucking accident
James Potter: the 1 thing u have in common
Sirius Black: shit that was nice bro fuck that was a good one
James Potter: thanks bro
Sirius Black: algd bro
Remus Lupin to Peter Pettigrew: my understanding of the james + lily relationship is that she verbally murders him every time hes an ass and he thanks her for it
Peter Pettigrew: tru
Peter Pettigrew: also a lot of staring while the other isnt looking
Remus Lupin: if they dont get together soon im going to swallow a knife its painful to watch
Sirius Black to James Potter: not be political but i dont know why people keep bread in the fridge
James Potter: that??? wasnt political
Sirius Black: i know i told u it wouldnt be
James Potter: shit u did
Peter Pettigrew to I'm GOING TO SHOVE MY HISTORY BOOK THROUGH MY ENITRE EYEBALL: lupin backwards is ‘nipul’ which sounds like nipple if u say it aloud
James Potter: quality 3am chat
Remus Lupin to lupins netflix password is chocolate101: sirius how did u get my passwords
Sirius Black: u were hacked
Remus Lupin: yes. by you.
Sirius Black: lets not get bogged down in the details
James Potter to where is our disney channel original movie: guess who fucking got top marks in english
James Potter: THIS ASSHOLE
Sirius Black: bc of lily ??
James Potter: obsly bc of lily she is excellent and i was a mess before her
Sirius Black: ur a mess now
James Potter: tru but now im a mess who knows who othello is
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: james is with lily and peter is with his parents what do u want to do tonight
Sirius Black: swim in the schools water tower
Remus Lupin: im in meet in 20
Sirius Black: we’ve corrupted u
Remus Lupin: im aware
Remus Lupin: i also don’t mind
Peter Pettigrew to exams are done and so are we: HM PRONGS I SAW U AND EVANS TODAY HUH LOOKIN V COSY HUH
Remus Lupin: elaborate
Peter Pettigrew: THEY WERE MAKING OUT IN MINNIES IN THE FAR BOOTH
Sirius Black: thank fucking god was their tongue
Peter Pettigrew: LOOKED LIKE IT
James Potter: ur all psychotic
Sirius Black: how dare u the amount of times u have mentioned her nice elbows this past month is criminal
James Potter: they r super nice tho
Sirius Black renamed the group who fucking cares
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oof. okay so imma do the latest tea???
got out of shower to hear my mum talkin to Agnes spillin the tea abt their friend/coworker
the one with that Kid my mum wanted to have a playdate with or whatever the annoyingly studious and clearskinned halfasian lookin girl i really envied.
her mum has a live in boyfriend who is basically like...an alcoholic mental case rip god i hate alcohol and i hate people who drink it like i only do it so i hate myself more and die but like this guy basically playin with knives n guns in the house and the kid who is like 19 idk why im callin her kid is so Over it like apparently she hasn’t been coming home and like
basically me in 2016 era when my mum was too generous n Helpful lettin ppl back into our lives and our House so i spent christmas morning 5am walkin in the cold n watchin 3 films until it got dark and stuff like that
girl be actin homeless---mood
so it came to a head today so Agnes is spillin the tea n her husband in the bg(omg it weird hearin him rip he was my military hs instructor wild) n my mUM is so selfrighteous n mad like
‘blablahblah well rosalie is being dumb she should put her daughter first she being sick in the head it her Choice’
n im like eavesdroppin havin warflashbacks of the dumb hypocrisy she has DOne lmao
‘has she no thought like what if Tyler gets raped/sexually abused by that man she’d let her daughter be in that environment???’
i mean it wouldnt be fair of me to be like...eyemoji on this cos she technically doesn’t know? but 19 may 2018 never4get lmao
anyway so my mum’s like our room is for rent and it’ll be far cheaper they dont even have to pay rn!!!
cue me being like...um...Money...generosity...i dont...LIke
i was conflicted here like idk i met the girl like 3-5 times im envious of her work ethic n her better asian disposition than mine cos she obviously prettier but she has better prospects and that’d suck if her life be like that
but also??? like...life be like that it was like that to me like who saved me????????????????????? 
um...no one
like why is that on me or US TO BE NICE n helpful im so tired like damn which is relevant to the next point anyway
cos earlier had a convo with my mum i was eyemojing healthcare profs i was like ‘pls stop bein on ye phone pls tell me info on ye opinion on respiratory therapists...what abt PA’
n deadass she be eyemojing me like STICK TO YOUR COURSE
n i was like...-ugly pleadin emoji eyes- n i was tryin to explain that i didn’t want to be so focused on one thing that if i decide this medical thing is what i want to pursue i’d need 1-2 years just for the PREREQS which is like 5 classes and 1000 clinical hours or minimum 6 month healthcare paid job. like if i decide i want to go to school for that i already have the Stuff and just Apply.
n she was like...you had your chance i bothered you to be a nurse a few years ago you were stubborn if you did as i said you’d be earning good money now but you wasted time
n i was like...oof i can’t say anything to that it’s tru. it real life tea it fax i wasted time n im old n im ruunnin out of time i hate myself alot i hate hate hate
and idk we got to talkin abt money n life cos she was like you have to find something you can learn to LOve
n i was like??? WHY I GOTTA SETTLE N FOOL MYSELF TO DO SO im super annoyed abt that mindset
cos the thing about a bloody Arts degree is there’s too fuckin many broad possibilities n they all aint even that good. like deadass if i was a STEM major ugh like if i was a Bio major prospects are so clear: forensics, research, premed,labtech. Meanwhile polsci for example: uhhh teacher? prelaw? politician? uhhh government work? n there’s like 111 different subdivisions of that n it’s like??? wat the fuck
deadass what am i gonna do with international security is that even gonna pay well like...the fuck do i know is it relevant ??? Doubts
n she was all like...PEOPLE JUST GOTTA DO WHAT THEY HAVE TO TO SURVIVE YOU GOTTA FIND YOURS N STICK WITH IT
n i was lowkey panique n frustrated cos i really REALLY hate being stuck in 1 ting n im like i HAD ACTING YOU SAID NO
n she was like pFF i wanted you to have something REAL cos if you dont make it in acting you’d be on the STREETS
n i was like...lmao lil did she know imma be on the streets next year smh this year actually
n she was like talkin abt the harsh reality of the workforce and how you gotta make do at how ppl treat you (patients) n how you might not even like your coworkers but you gotta deal with it because that’s what ppl do to survive
n she was talkin abt undeserving patients with no healthcare n i was like did you just hear yourself so you want them to die cos they dont got money and she was like 
no??? why get hooked up in the ICU when you’re braindead wasting government money taxes we payed for you don’t understand cos you dont have a job and dont get your salary cut cos of taxes and these people come in acting like they got something to give when they yell at your face acting like they know what they’re talking about they act entitled when they have nothing homeless ppl getting money and illegal immigrants are selfish bringing their kids to be hurt here
n im like...theyre life is ...shitty what are you talkin about n she was like so? why dont they stay and make it better??? one of my very first patients asked me why i was in america and i said i come from a poor country and they said why didn’t you stay and try to make it better? and i couldn’t say anything cos u know what they were right why dont illegal immigrants do that??? n im like...
cos theyre literally...RUNNIN and they want ppl they care abt i.e. children to be far away from that as soon as possible bruh ye think imma wait for change deadass there a reason why we suffer duterte he actually get shit done??? we dont have to wait for change the same way ppl who speak nice n are polite do but is stuck with bureaucracy and lowkey bein corrupt deadass stay in ye lane
n she’s like well i hope you’re right im done bein an idealist im a realist now i believed in good i wanted to help the world now no more
n im like...no you’re not a realist, you’ve just been hangin out with a republican
and she gave me a sideeye 
but deadass im ...scared like i really hate the empathy because when she was being serious n talkin n being honest abt things for once i started to unwillingly see things from her point of view i really felt it n i was scared i’ll be like that im scared she’s right
im scared i’ll end up Real n selfish like...i already am ? n bitter? like i care about so very few Personally and am willin to let others suffer to keep it safe n prioritised?
im scared.
like especially with racism all these years my mum’s been telling me it’s not that im racist just wait til you work with them they act so entitles and loud and make everything about race
n i almost told Her abt it earlier i skyped w her earlier we had a tea spillin moment about our ethnic relations bein racist but then idk we talked alot i guess the text got buried or unseen
like i said i was scared n didn’t get to unpack it like im scared because ive been livin with my roomate and like...ive been excusing it as a personality thing and that if it were anyone else different skin colour id still hate them just the same which i still maintain is true but like?
my RM is loud n she makes everything abt race like deadass me n my FM be just eating dinner and she passes by us and goes on a rant about harvard asians being a Blok to black ppl from getting There n im like...im tryna have dinner so i can get energy to deal with this stressful ass school
n she always talks like she knows what she’s talking about like ‘jewish ppl control the federal bank’ n im like...it 1am in the dark quiet of our shared room deadass i dont wanna tell the binch thats antisemitism cos she gonna be like im black how can i be racist smh
im!!! scared alright like i hate my roomate for proving my mum right when i try so hard to set things right like maybe that’s why i dont tell anyone about my situation other than Her. i never told my parents about the berkeley livin situation they already warn me enough to be careful n i just keep tellin them thats racist
i have so much........THOUGHTS n........DILEMMAS...n FEARS but like i just have this blog i cant trust anyone else to talk abt it n the only person i am willing to talk to abt it will be busy and im so ashamed abt these things but she was so sweet about givin me the heads up about her schedule 
like i hated that i had to get an ugly ass haircut today cos she came back to me n we couldve talked so i guess rip she was complacent n did stuff cos she replied late from then on like that dumbass haircut was 15 minutes ugh. our talkin pattern today was like...dashed lines timereply wise? i asked her if she packed earlier (pre haircut)n she said yes but rip a few hours later she was like...I need to pack 
wat is the truth rip
the tablet bein emo like...mood but my child rip.
my love be packin n spendin time with fam before leavin for london tomorrow
n even after that she doin...Stuff. rip.
which is ye know good for her rip.
i just hope she dont go iceskatin deadass one slip n she can crack her head open or break her neck or paralyse her spine like...??? why do humans wanna do dumb activities
like omg she admitted to me today she a serial jaywalker and WORSE with music n headphones like
binch thats why i didnt wanna enable you further by gettin ye airpods deadass bye
n she was like??? tryna equate it with my risky risk like ummm
mine is for science n validity
hers is just carelessness n chosin lazy convenience over idk...the responsibility of self vigilance like...
bruh ppl shouldnt promise someone 91 years if they be continuin to do dumb stuff consciously oof rip
but other than that like...im...really proud of this resolution she be undertakin officially on the 14th?
im nervous abt it cos i really want it for her too. i want her to get the proper sleep n i always hated her givin excuses like ‘IM FINE ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP’ ‘I NAPPED 3 HOURS 38293820 HOURS AGO IM FINE I MADE UP FOR IT’ um...blokt. get proper sleep binch i love you tf???
prioritise work cos ye gonna regret not givin it yer all??? n ye payin for this???
what fun??? we capitalists now we want that money rip.
i see that shift you know rip i saw it comin a year ago.
that dont mean we republicans rip we still care about others n the inequality? but like i foresaw us getting acquainted with the harsh reality of the world n how difficult it is to get a job--which she experienced along the way.
n rip she wants many things bookmarkin them n honestly same rip
i want a stable warm home for this family n a shiny diamond to get disassociated by extra im a simple man
meanin im selfish n im ready to prioritise meanin im ready to make the choice for others to fall apart/behind if it means puttin This first rip
god pls dont make me a republican this so ugly
# 1 she’d hate me #2 i’d hate me
now im sad
im dead.
omg rip earlier too as she said goodbye i told her i loved her and she was like ‘i love you more’
DEADASS I WAS LIKE LMAO!!! girL i dont think you understand im literally Ready to put you and our possible future First like...im not messin around what skitrips with rich ppl what friends my love is potent n extreme n COncentrated like im sorry ik you feel love for me but you cant top This rip she not ready 
like the um ‘partially wanna make my life’s work abt knowin what might hurt n kill ye so i can kill it first or blok it well’ kinda love
the ‘im already savin for at least HALF a first month deposit in an overpriced london in case you wanna settle down wit me Mayhaps n im not touching it for ANYTHING’ kinda love
the ‘im thinking of a winter home in the tropics so you suffer less n im plannin the floorplans already rip just in case’ kinda extraness
but anyways the gall of this cute lovely human rip ‘i love you more’ ummm try Again smh
bruh i love her too much i bet that’s scary for her rip it might be a Burden tbh she so young rip 
meanwhile im old n ready to rot but like...
i wanna be mortal wit ye before i do
but ye know wat lads i saw myself in the mirror today like 5 times OOF. this meatform...keepin me...Humble. 
bitter but like...humble
‘like of course sHe not ready not only is my personality like dis but also...my outward form how could she introduce me as a Spouse’
‘wow i look like that oof it good i remembered i am undeservin of full intense love like in the films n fanfiction they always between attractive ppl after all it only 1/2 it not Equal’
‘wow bruh ye really upset she spendin time n resources elsewhere when you be lookin like That? ye dont have much to offer bro take the L’
oof so that’s the personal tea i can think of?
had a meghan marke talk rip i can’t believe i was right??? i had twin vibes!!! but i was hoping for like a variety situation rip im worried a lil abt the whole birthin Late ting but she can afford the highest care rip it fine she rich.
my love was talkin abt how pretty MM was n i was like rip is she triggerin Her a lil rip worrirooni
rip speakin of babies like she was showin me this smol gummybear n im like same das me heart n she was like :( n i was like it only fits you
n she was like so no children then:(
n i was like!!! rip if it Ours of course that Counts n i was a lil shook like rip she said she didn’t want them Really so i always get guilty when i talk abt the future or realise i mentioned kids or carelessly name drop Hyaline n Benzion like...im dead rn just typin that like what if she read this big shame bro
but ye know what this is already long n she gonna be busy maybe that’s the key. TOo Much puts ppl OFF so ye mayhaps we sneaky ! ?
anyway i was tryin to get her thoughts on it rip but like she was all iDK ASK ME IN 13 Yrs n i was like...
sighemoji + sandemoji + resignedemoji
rip we talked FAaC a lil. cos she Dared!!! to liken me to her brother just cos i showed her my cheap youth boy shoes smh
At first i was super offended n disgusted but then i was like rip eyemoji if ye into that
then she was like ew nO
then i was like um ye already play the ‘daddy u like me young huh’ card
which is like idk is like technically? joking but it’s like that post ye know abt ppl bein ‘whether or not im actually jokin or flirtin depends if you into it’ but also like schrodingers racism like ‘it was a joke bro!!!’ but they actually bigots.
so it DIFFICULT for my brain to Confirm rip like...eyemoji what is the truth
but like??? im rip. willin. rip. to. rip. Try. rip.?
really i am rip. it Her. bruh. im only hopin she dont have a golden shower kink but. trust i...Will follow thru.
nO IM REMEMBERIN THE DOO DOO POST DESPAIR
rip anyway that whole thing reminded me of FAaC origins which was porn n then somehow sHe was like imagine if egggsy was a singer he’d sing like ‘age is just a number’ shit n i SPILLED THE TEA ABOUT A TING IN PT 3 im so weak sand
i miss the gays
i wanna give them justice n happiness but the 2027 excuse is rl nice for my ugly procrastination issues oof but i wish them well
add: rip had another talk with my mum i really wanted her to understand my thought process about wanting to get the prereqs for medtraining done beforehand
n she was like...I UNderstand but Normal people--
n i was like ‘IM NOT NORMAL I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE I HAVE NO IDENTITY’
n she’s just like SHOOKE n mad n clearly dont understand that im fukt up in the head ‘...IC AN’T BELIEVE YOU!!! iF YOU’RE ABNORMAL YOU WONT GET HIRED N YOU WONT HAVE A NICE JOB’
n im like...well i mean what can i say to that it’s not like it’s not tru rip
Big sand honestly.
it gonna be a long few days imma do my best to leave her alone she needs her time rip i love her so much rip sand
i feel like a dumb ugly dog god fljækadfkøad h8
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imyouranpanman · 5 years
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jung⇄tae; 🤔
[timeline - 6th july 2018, friday, early morning, right after receiving the invitation to the island.]
JUNG: hey how r u feeling??
AE: Much better thank you. ^__^
TAE: I even plaid 12 hours of overwatch
JUNG: -____-
JUNG: really??
JUNG: u need frends
JUNG: *friends
JUNG: u need to get out more
JUNG: speaking of going out more..
JUNG: i got some invitation to some island.. kinda weird.. but..
TAE: F..U....
TAE: I..know people ;;
TAE: Whoa, you got a invitation to it too?
TAE: To a resort?
JUNG: seriously, u got some cursing problem
JUNG: u know one people
JUNG: ur texting him right now
JUNG: whoa.. ur fucking with me
TAE: Ouch man that hurt..a bit
TAE: I'm in a whole other part of town
TAE: how am i fucking you c;
JUNG: aw.. u'll be ok :P
JUNG: u have a dirty mind
JUNG: anyway.. a resort.. yeah..
JUNG: wait.. u got one 2?
JUNG: thats rght. i think u told me u went to chngnam 2..
JUNG: so.. u going??
TAE: I have no idea wat u talkin about U___U
TAE: yeah i've never actually flew before or had a vacation before so..
TAE: why not? r u ?
JUNG: oh no i'm thinking of going..
JUNG: if u're going..
JUNG: might as well go togehter
TAE: yeah!
TAE: that way you can help me
TAE: im a plane noob
JUNG: sounds like a plan..
JUNG: i'll come up later after work so we can talk more abt it
JUNG: sounds like a plan..
JUNG: i'll come up later after work so we can talk more abt it
TAE: Alright see ya soon hyung ^__^
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