"Here's this old disease that made it to America. Here's some basic ways you can prevent it from spreading." (Some of those things were like like “wash your hands” and “don’t touch roadkill,” by the way. I get if you can’t get a smallpox vaccine right away, but watch your fucking hands at the very least.)
Anti-vaxxers: *Does the opposite*
"Well now it's an emergency."
Anti-vaxxers: "This is somehow Biden's fault."
At least with monkeypox it'll be a lot easier to avoid people since it'll be easier to know who has it and who doesn't.
We'll also know who has it online every time somebody says "what are these weird, puss-filled bumps?"
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Sometimes I catch myself pining over a boy and then I remember all the times I had to lecture him about washing your hands after going to the toilet.
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I didn't rewrite it. But I've thought about it.
God speed, brave marker-carrying soul.
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okay but I keep my purse on my shoulder so I don't even have to touch the strap between going to the bathroom and washing my hands. but you're telling me there are men who will just go through ALL OF LIFE with bathroom fingers????
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I got a warning on Facebook about this comment. I've blurred out the offending words to protects people's delicate sensibilities:
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Between Us Continues to have no Chill.
End of Episode 7
After sweet little declarations of support and coming outs, we see most of the group together chatting at this very clearly NOT a Gay club?
Where are Dean and Pharm (UWMA)? Probably traumatizing some poor person in another library by staring longingly at each other.
And Pruek continues to defend his title as the #1 Support Boyfriend. (Between Us & UWMA)
The A & C are teasing B about his situationship with Prince.
Bee, who is ready to join the ranks with Pruek as a supporting boyfriend, perpetually understanding and deflecting because he is, in fact, dating/with/will be? a private person who is already in the industry.
And then the advice about not beating around the bush begins.
Hit dogs holler, huh boys?
Of course, Team, who runs away from his feelings, and Win, who silently broods and represses his, are not appreciating it.
Which leads us to ✨The Bathroom Scene™ ✨
They still aren't ready to talk about it, and even though the concern and feelings are filling the air so much its as thick as chowder. As usual, the boys decide to fuck about it instead of talk about it.
But, for real, even though this bathroom looks cleaner than any I have seen in a bar, club, or even a cafe, you have to be that horny, that in love, and that desperate for a connection to do this.
It's wild, a little gross, but painfully telling.
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Weight loss talk ahead, in the context of goddammit I didn't want to lose weight
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Anyway I don't own a scale so I don't know if norovirus recovery (AM I actually recovering?? doesn't feel like it) is still making me lose more weight than the nine pounds I lost the eight days I was hospitalized but I definitely feel shriveled up
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