#was the a. b. on purpose

[mel-kusanagi]

there's always a kiss scene that usually happens while the movie starts to end, right?

aka how beyond the spiderverse ends

#based on that one scene from madagascar 2 lmao #mayday already knows what's going on with her two dads let's be honest- #she's just happy to see them finally kiss lol #also lyla will use it for blackmail purposes hehe #pavitr meanwhile: you guys owe me ten bucks each i told you they're a thing! #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #spiderdads #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[comradekatara]

> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety

#zuko #sokka #combustion man #iroh #sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang #he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr #altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role #but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it) #anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all #also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar #but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on #honestly both are equally plausible to me #so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof

[cringefailvox]

COME ONNNNNN

#IT HAS TO BE ON PURPOSE!!!!!! #trying to b normal. FAILING ‼️ #radiostatic #vox #alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #og

[rustedhills]

Disney, releasing Wish: "so it's all about legacy--the new generation surpassing the old, overcoming the evils perpetuated by them, relinquishing singular power... and there's an old man in a tower, uh... animal sidekick, i guess..., ah... magic...?

Miyazaki, just out of frame, sledgehammer raised:

#the boy and the heron #not tagging wish 'cause i'm being a little acidic #this isn't to be negative in the slightest--I really respect both films--but it's interesting to see how visceral boy+H gets with its story #what evils have to be rejected and what they represent--and how characters and the world suffer from those evils--as well as how the whole #'rejecting' part goes. in terms of animation powerhouses discussing their legacies - disney and miyazaki both - I find it interesting that #one makes a pretty safe and nostalgic movie about imagination and dreams; the other is a long trudge through the land of the dead. #b+h is a hard watch - and a look at the legacy of a man questioning his whole purpose in the world - after his cultural touchstones #have long passed by. Mahito needs to understand his grief to keep living--but if he drowns in it he'll just continue the cannibalistic and #violent world of his granduncle. how the hell do you make art when the trauma of your entire life has colored it forever? How can anyone? #maybe after a while... it's time to detonate that damn tower and keep living. #this is to say #if you have enough money to make whatever you want #Make It Fucking Count

[queenlucythevaliant]

Okay but I do get really tired when people rag on Narnia's Biblical parallels for being too overt. Like, yeah dude. It's written for kids. Most kids don't do subtlety. I knew my Bible better than probably 95% of third graders, and yet my parents still had to clue me in. I've talked to people who grew up secular and didn't realize Narnia was Christian until well into adulthood. The Christian parallels in Narnia are at a pretty perfect level for most kids, and the fact that we as adults continue to get new spiritual meaning from it as we grow is a real testament to the depth of Jack's writing.

#mostly i just get sick of narnia being compared unfavourably to lotr #they are written for two different audiences with different purposes and different ingredients and they are both good! #like yeah okay tolkien disliked allegory. (a) narnia isn't exactly allegory and (b) even if it were would that be so bad? #Jack's over here doing his own thing. i for one love how overt Narnia's Biblical parallels are #okay rant over #why did i ever think it was a good idea to talk narnia on the internet. i am way too defensive and possessive of it #pontifications and creations #narnia

[wizardnuke]

can't stop thinking about a shadowgast "i'm not looking to fuck do you have a screwdriver my bathroom is flooding" grindr au

#essek's the one with a flooding bathroom because 1. he's a shut-in who wouldn't ever talk to his neighbors and 2. probably has #either extremely reactive experiments going on in his kitchen or classified documents he brought home to work on #but he wouldn't have a screwdriver #and caleb 'diy wizard' widogast would a. check grindr regularly and b. have a full toolkit #caleb sits essek down and shows him how to fix it. you'd think it turns into a porno but between essek's demisexuality and caleb's #all-encompassing excitement over Doing Repairs that I know that nerd would have. they don't get that far and caleb leaves quickly bc he #has papers to grade. a week goes by. essek starts breaking things on purpose. it slowly dawns on caleb that Shitty Pipes Guy doesn't #actually have shitty pipes it's that he's Lonely. and that's endearing. is this mic on #caleb teaches physics at a community college and essek is some skeevy government official with a phd in astrophysics

[loki-stuff]

Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Loki:

Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-

B-15: We know what you meant.

#pg 13 #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki series #marvel #mcu #mobius m mobius #loki x mobius #lokius #loki mcu #loki god of mischief #loki #loki season 2 #loki god of stories #loki god of time #loki glorious purpose #incorrect quotes #b-15 #b 15 #mobius #time variance authority

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc) #but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^” #ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!” #and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

his bisexual wings are so funny to me. Oh Boy. I Wonder. How Will We Ever Know.

#i was looking at his ref and went. Hey Now. I Recognize That Color Pattern #im not sure if it would be funnier if the color scheme is on purpose or if its Not.... #but cmonnn. the pinkish-purple. purple. blue. baby bi bi bi~ #LATTER MY BELOVED. #HE'S SO. HE'S SO!!!!! #craving more of him #trading in my Barnaby B Beagle certification for a Latter Pillar one- #jesting! no one ranks higher than the not-dog! #however. latter <3 latter <3 latter <3 latter <3 #scribble salad #latter pillar #welcome home puppet show #picturing him sadly fluttering away w/ those blocky bi flag wings #i amuse myself! #'youre GAY?!??!?! WHAAAAAT' (hard cut to the most Flagrantly Open Guy Ever staring at the screen like hes on the office) #latter i love you. latter. i love you latter

[sneaky-eel]

I've been thinking of a little 'what if' thing where, yes, Desmond looks like his male ancestors, but he has the facial expression of his female ones down pat.

Altair is over working himself when he hears a twin clearing of throats, and he looks up to see both Maria and Desmond with the same exact look of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed' and he begrudgingly puts everything away under their watchful eyes.

Ezio does something stupid and risky, and he has to do a double take when the look on Desmond's face is a carbon copy of Maria's patented 'are you fucking serious, you idiot?' look she would give Ezio and Federico whenever they would get in trouble.

Connor does something to make Desmond smile, and his breath gets caught because that little mouth twitch, the scrunching of his nose, the gleam in his eyes, those are all his mother and just seeing that ghost of her breaks his heart just a little bit so he looks away.

Just Desmond being just as much of a descendant to his other ancestors.

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #connor kenway #altair ibn la'ahad #Maria and Desmond both do the “Altair said in B minor” when they are upset at him #or tired of his shit #Claudia also has that look down #she has to use it enough #Desmond would think Connor doesn't like how he smiles because he turns away whenever Desmond does #so he purposely tries to only keep a straight face around him #until Connor stops him #written post

[pherre]

me when there are brothers who are lawyers (aa with bcs dialogue)

#my art #ace attorney #not tagging bcs but it’s there in spirit #i’ve been thinking about this for weeks. had to get it out #now obviously kristoph is a much worse person than chuck and klavier is a much better person than jimmy but. see above #chuck was a pretty complicated guy but boy did he monologue like an anime villain #klavier gavin #kristoph gavin #also i have to b honest i don’t think kristoph would say ‘ass’. but here we are #aa #i was rewatching this scene for reference purposes and for a moment jimmy is literally forcing back tears there. horrid and nasty

[bulletsxlattes]

Replying to your post about some Jaytim requests

So I have this envision of gamer Tim in an oversized t-shirt hanging off his shoulder, bare legs and wearing a cat eared headset. And having Jason maybe turned on or something seeing Tim like that

I started writing a fic about it but I’m in a bit of a slump atm. I had Tim opening the door in my story. Jay not expecting it. But for sketching purposes, them together cuddled up could be cute! Ooh that’s where my story could go since I was going to have Tim injured his leg 🙌

Sorry😅🫣

Anyway if that’s something you like, go for it!😊 If not totally understand and good luck! 🫶

Look forward to see what you’ll create ❤️ (PS - I’ve never done anything like this before. Giving ideas)

Hello, mccutcheon121 !! Thanks for the request! And dont worry about it being your first time sending one! It was a great request :) I decided to do a little bit of everything you mentioned 😅 so I hope you don't mind and I wish you the best of luck with completing your fic!

#jaytim #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #mccutcheon121 #answered asks #answered ask #art requests #art request #its left to right btw. and probs crooked cause I did it fast. :B #also incase it wasnt clear what was happening in the panels #jason has his music on too loud tim comes in asking him to turn it down and jason gets excited and goes for tim who had the voice chat on #the whole time #those ppl commenting are meant to be on vc but it had to be regular chat for comic without dialogue purposes.

[thesilverlady]

“There's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on your face. Sometimes the stories are simple, and sometimes they are hard and heartbreaking. But behind all your stories is always your mother's story, because hers is where yours begin.” — Mitch Albom

#f&b #rhaenyra targaryen #pre asoiaf #aemma arryn #targnation #valyrianscrolls #valyrianladies #house targaryen #targaryensource #canon rhaenyra targaryen #book rhaenyra #asoiaf fancast #asoiafedit #fire and blood #my edit #thesilverladyedit #*my thought process on this: #[aemma's color pallette is purposely warm toned. indicating the prosperity + happiness + free of danger most of her life was] #[i made her hair a more honey colored similar to her mother & grandmother. Her eyes are arryn blue with a slightly hint of pale lilac] #[in the pic with Viserys the flowers are blue for her house + Vis' jewels on his clothes a deep purple - a color his daughter would wear] #[i also chose a pose that was more formal. with less evidence of personal feelings] #[in the final pic of baby rhae I made her dress a deep red.Both as a tribute to house Targaryen+as a hint for the blood she'd have to bleed #*now onto rhaenyra's side! #[her pallete is a cooler tone; opposite of her mother's as her life starts and ends grimly] #[i made her silver gold hair purposely a bit whiter because I headcanon her son aegon iii to have taken the coloring from her.] #[her eyes are a darker shade of purple but still very intense with their coloring] #[ the pose I chose with daemon is again the opposite of her parents; personal feelings are the heart of it & the passion is clear.] #[in the picture where she holds her baby her dress is dark so it's probably not very clear but the color is the same one as Viserys' jewels #[in the final pic we see the surviving children. On the left it's aegon iii & on the right viserys II] #the wall behind them is the same color as their mother's dress.The blood that has been spilled is now behind them&they have to live with it

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

graham

#my art #scritches #will graham #bb girl #hannibal #q #i like to imagine hes a) fallen asleep sitting upright b) about to unleash the puppy eyes c) hes idk. looking at blood on the ground #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hey this ones appropriately too dark and murky to see anything just like the show...... definitely an on purpose artistic choice i made #i really dont know why i made it so dark #sometimes things happen without my conscious knowledge of it #... #anyways #art !! #for whoever sees #a little crumbly graham cracker for the dash #editing to say that i do not enjoy drawing will grahams hair #editing again to say that thats kind of a lie the swishy swooshies are fun #but also. awful #i got rlly lazy abt it dont look too closely #on another note i liked drawing his little scruffy beard #aldso #im tryin out dif head positions for mr will to get ready for hannigram arts :-) #hence this practice thing #so mya #eggciting

[okfeedme]

Was feeling the chubby afternoon vibes

#weight gain #chubby boy #fat gainer #gainer belly #gaining weight on purpose #gay gainer #fat belly #feedee belly #gay #b&w photography #Me

[cinnamontoads]

misc sout park shit I’ve got laying around

last pic is old tfbw-esque ocs me and brett had back in 2018 🫡

#south park #south park tfbw #wendy testaburger #kenny mccormick #marjorine stotch #Stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #ocs #my art #sorry for sketch dump I’m bored and don’t have anything else fun to post it’s just oc stuff I don’t wanna share so 😞 #the kenny and marjorine ones are them a little older btw not on purpose i just forgot to make them look like younger kids. my b