alistair is such a funny character. hilarious. a perfect embodiment of campy fantasy writing. he's the lost son of a legendary king. he is a member of a legendary world-saving order where very few survive. he has a bloodline curse and a bloodline blessing. he is half human, half elf, and also there's some dragon in there. he is in prophecies. he is one of the saviors of the world. he can communicate with darkspawn. he is skilled with sword and shield. he can counter magic without lyrium. he's even potentially the biological father of a reincarnated old god.
and meanwhile his personality is basically just "hey... i popped a pimple on my shoulder the other day and i'm a little worried about it... please stop laughing can you just look at it... isn't it a little, y'know, weepy?... no i haven't been picking at it... ... ...oh that's what picking means? then yeah i suppose i have... okay okay i'll stop picking at it... sometimes it looks like it's come back though... okay i'll leave it alone... are you sure it's okay? ... positive? ... okay, thanks... ... ... i'm still making an appointment with the healer tomorrow."
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A last year sketch of these silly guys.
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Unlocked Jumin's DLC. Cue me trying not to laugh so I don't wake up my roommates at 1am during finals week
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Streber is very kissable! Look at this dude, how could you not want to kiss him!? He's also very tiny and you can pick him up like hamburger :^)
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soft and round and go in my moufh
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looking at pictures of longarm activates my cuteness aggression
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Since people on the dash are taking about their muse's body types here's Streber's he is soft and pear shapped 👍
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if your muse makes the grievous error of leaving their hoodie or jacket unattended,, literally nothing is gonna stop livvy from stealing it
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Scribbles feels very warm. Not to a uncomfortable degree, but just enough so when he gives u a hug, or he's snuggled up against someone, is comforting, and cozy d:]
During the cold months, Gale likes to cuddle w him especially. Warms them right up after being out in the cold. Just imagining Gale coming home and throwing the door opem, Scribbles is laying on the couch- and as soon as he sees star they've held their arms out, opening and closing his hands- grinning and wagging his tail real fast- as Gale throws their coat off and boots off and just flops on top of him. Scribbles immediately wraps his arms around star and buries his face in their hair n starts purring real loudly.
OBJECTIVE: Keep joyfriend WARM- That is IT-
they will not move for several hours.
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sees mentions of discourse in the main hlvrai tag over headcanons for benry’s body type.
minds my own goddamn business and just keeps drawing him with the half-life 1 guard body type but also appreciating nice artwork of other folks’ headcanon benry looks
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