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im-lovin-bulges · 10 months
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kungseyesfr · 2 years
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Wanking teen from Pompeii
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GW finally dragged the model designers kicking and screaming into a new Tyranid range, so they had to immediately turn around and let them design a Primaris Lieutenant with dead Tyranid bits on his base as a treat.
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disasteradam · 4 months
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Merry Christmas 🥳
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indescriptequilibrium · 6 months
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not to be a pretentious-ass loser about literal tragic deaths of artists but Woods of Ypres - Woods 5: Grey Skies & Electric Lights is an extremely fucking haunting album to listen to
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dymagamwedd · 1 year
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ok while there's nsfw on the dash. i do think that ferry has uhhh regular relations in the mines. listen, it may not be sanitary, but sometimes you're in a dark corner with your marra and some sudden noise or shadow spooks you into each other's arms and then his hand is down your trousers and you both need the stress relief anyway and it kinda feels good to fuck on company time so. like. you know?
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 months
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"AH DON'T KNOW! Captain." Soap snapped, adding the honorific a moment later like an afterthought. "Jus'- ah'm ignorin' it an' hopein' it goes away." He huffs.
"'Hope' you're gonna 'hope' it goes away. You know it doesn't work that way, right?" Price scrutinized.
"Yeah, well what other choice do I have?"
"You could tell him."
@thejacketscloset @queermentaldisaster have fun :)
Soap scoffed at the mere suggestion. "What? So he can have a laugh? He doesnae do this, Price. And even if he did, it wouldnae be fer me." He crossed his arms petulantly.
They'd been fighting about it for the last fourty-five minutes now. Price apparently doesn't care about the fraternization, only focused on playing matchmaker. Not that he's not glad price isn't kicking him out, but I'd be a hell of a lot simpler.
"He h- He would. For you. Only you."
It's not exactly a secret. The thing that is definitely not a crush that he has for Ghost. But it's not exactly spoken either. And he's about 86.77% sure that Ghost is either unaware of it, or is politely ignoring it for him.
"Oh, yer really wankin' oot yer arse, noo, Cap. He wouldnae." His accent coming out thick with agitation.
"Well, regardless you have to do something, Soap. We both know it. You won't survive 'til next month if something doesn't change."
"Like what?" Soap stressed, Price tried to cut him off, but soap pressed on. "Capt- Captain. C'mon, really, what am I s'ppos'd t' do? Ah cannae exactly ask him tae fuck me, an tell me t' kill mah-self, and even if ah could it wouldnae do nothin' but make it worse."
"If you'd just listen to what I'm saying.." price griped, it sounded like he grumblesmd something else under his breath as well, but soap was too worked up to bother asking.
"Yeah and have me gutted like a fish. And ah'd let him. Price, I'd let him." He was almost pleading, for what? He didn't know. "Then ye'd be down a damn good soldier. And ah'm pretty sure you're no' allowed to keep Ghost around either after tha', legally dead or not."
"He won't gut you." Price chastised him. "Look if you won't tell him, or do something about it, then I won't risk your life on the field either." The man sighed.
"Wha- You're sidelinein' me?!" He sputtered, "ye cannae do that."
"I can, and I will if something doesn't change some time in the next week. And I will be watching." The tone in the captain's voice left no room for argument. "Dismissed."
Soap did NOT sulk down the hallway, back to his room to change into gym clothes, and out to the running track. John Mactavish does not sulk.
He was probably about three and a half laps away from running himself ragged when he felt Gaz jog up beside him.
"Roach says you're getting benched next week."
"Roach needs to learn when to bugger off." Soap huffed. They lapse into patterned breathing for a moment, but Gaz just can't let him wallow, can he?
"Is it because of the Gh-"
"Yes its because of the Ghost thing, okay?" He cuts the brit off, "and its not for sure, just... yeah okay, maybe it's for sure."
"...Price is right though, you could just tell him."
"Jesu- does bugboy tell you everything, or what?" Soap groans, they'd slowed to more of a slow jog now. "You know what- don't answer that. And you know as well as I do that ah cannae."
"I don't, actually." Gaz ignores his little comments. "You haven't seen the way he looks at you. And Roach says he talks about you." He plows on before Soap can get a word in, "the same way you talk to me about him."
"Gaz, he doesnae look at me in any sort of way." He deadpans. He's properly runned out now, they wonder off the track to stretch before hitting the showers.
"Dude- I'm telling you he does!" Gaz knocks their shoulders together with a playful grin.
"An' ah'm tellin' you he doesnae." Soap reciprocates.
"C'mon, man, the whole base sees it. It's like you've hung the moon and stars themselves, to him."
"Yeah, right." Soap laughs, disbelieving. "I'm more of an annoyance, than anything else to him."
"Yeah well, look, when it turns out I'm right I want a full batch of apology cookies, and I get to tell you I told you so."
"Sure, whatever." Soap agrees easily, confident in his own assessment. They part ways at the showers, both having their routines and dities to fulfill.
"Gary says Price is probably benching you at the end of the week, wanna explain that?" Ghost is nonchalantly leaning against the wall across from his door, seemingly waiting for him.
"That little vent dwelling twerp, just cannae keep his mouth shut can he-" soap sighs, unlocking his door, using the action to hide the thick lump he swallowed. "I'm nae getting benched." Probably..... he just needs to figure his shit out.
He pushes off the wall to follow soap into his room. "Is this about you taking all those solo missions? And how you've been doing your best to avoid me for months now?"
Yes- "No. Price is just being a numpty." He says, tossing his keys on the desk. He sits on his bed to unlace his boots.
"And your sure?" Ghost raises an eyebrow at him, he can tell from the way the mask shifts ever so Slightly. He's sitting in his desk chair now, facing him. "'cus uh.. I think Gary would say otherwise."
"Gary is a snitch, an' he doesnae ken how ta keep his mouth shut." He says pulling one boot off, and starting on the other
"He says there's something that the others are trying to convince you to tell me."
Soap grimaces as he pulls off his other boot, setting them neatly at the end of his bed.
"You can tell me, you know that.. right?"
"You dinnae want me to, L.T."
"Yeah? Try me." He deadpanned.
"You willnae like it." He warned, "and it'll change everything."
"I'm all ears."
"Uh.. k then... yeah ah lied, it is about. Yeh it's about tha'. It's nae-" he clears his throat, "it's not anything that you did, ah just... sometimes ah see you out of the corner of my eye.. and suddenly it's all I can pay attention to. An' I forget what ah'm supposed to be doin'. And ah forget every- everything except... an'- an' I've been takin' all the solos because it's the only time I can think, because every other time it's all just... I cannae seem to get myself to think about what ah need to." Once the words start, he can't seem to get them to stop, they just keep spilling out of his mouth. And Ghost doesn't stop him, just silently listening to him. And he really wishes he'd stop him, but he doesn't, and so he just keeps spewin' utter shite until his mouth runs out of steam.
Ghost doesn't say anything for a long while. Just looking at him, and he can't tell what he's thinking with the mask covering his face.
"You're wrong."
"What?"
"You're. Wrong." He says it slowly, like soap's some kind of idiot, and maybe he is. "This doesn't change anything.. and I do like it. I like it a lot."
Soap's brain short-circuits.
"I- huh?" Is his oh-so intelligent response.
"I'm telling you I feel the same."
"Oh." He says as his brain reboots. "... Roach is a snitch."
"Oh yeah, definitely."
"Ah shite."
"What?" Ghost sit forword in the chair.
"They'll never let this go now. Ah doubt shite- I owe Gaz a batch of cookies too."
Ghost only laughs at that.
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im-lovin-bulges · 10 months
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genacity · 1 year
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⌗ nsfw scaramouche wankin 2 u ft kinda long drabble
hey y’all LMAO
ignore how i been inactive, trying to enjoy the christmas break w family before i go back for second semester so sorry to the sillies who been waiting on me . . .
anyways i been thinking abt a scara / wanderer who’s been berating and swatting at you for months now — ever since you started traveling together he’s always been on your ass about everything you do!
“your defense skills are sloppy!” “you’re hopeless with your weapon!” he’d scold, whacking you upside the head with the back of his hand.
smothering you in pure dissatisfaction every single day — just to turn the corner to whimper your name to himself when you retire yourself to sleep.
snug in your teapot one night, you had finally gotten fed up with the wanderer’s pessimism. before you had the chance to blow at him, you excused yourself for the night and marched hastily up the steps of your home; accompanied by a harsh-sounding shut of a door and the subtle clatter of a lock. the wanderer stood arms crossed and brows furrowed as he huffed and retreated to his own room — not because he was angry. hell, he was far from it.
he sat slumped in his bed, hat tossed onto the floor. the only source of light being the moon flickering in from his window. the wanderer exhaled as all of his thoughts of you pooled in his brain — from mellow and sweet to frustrated and angry; to warm and sultry, making his ears go red as he huffed.
why was he like this? he didn’t know. his nimble fingers wandered — as he did — mindlessly down his body, ‘til he toyed with the band of his shorts. short puffs of air as the wanderer found himself indulging in those sultry fantasies he’d been burying himself in.
“fuck,” he gasped. left hand working its way beyond his pants as he worked his cock sheepishly beneath the stubborn fabric. soft whimpers formed raspy from his lips as the wanderer teased the head of his dick with his thumb, working his slick along as lubricant. he whined to himself, chest heaving with soft pleas and apologies of his awful behavior; how he wished you would snap one day and bend him over simply to break him in half.
lips parted in a rush of feelings and saliva dribbling from his chin, he pleaded to open air — “‘m sorry for being so mean to you,” “jus’ want your attention, i swear!” “i wanna cum for you, all for you, i do — ”
and so he does. but you don’t know.
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real-doozy · 3 months
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i fell asleep wankin
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he-goes-down · 3 months
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So u take a shit-load of reqs the leave us hangin’? 40+ ‘in drafts’ on that master list pal delete them and your blog and then u can fk off wankin’ over Star Trek pussy ass bitch
WOAH WOAH WOAH OKAYYYY CALM DOWN
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Here’s my favourite photo of Weyoun cus it seems like you need some light in your life 🫶
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