#wamuu is a horse girl

[alien-bottle]

Horse girl wamuu

#jjba #pillar men #battle tendency #wamuu

[goatpaste]

alr zo i can tell wamuu iz a horze but what r the other pillow men? wkekwe lov that name 4 them itz zilly <3

ah! yeah ofc ofc wham is a horse/unicorn because like

look at him, thats a horse girl if iv ever seen one!

as for the rest! Kars is a Jaguar ofc, its like was like ofc to me as horse wham.

Esidisi a spectacled bear, the cross face mark literally is perfect...

then santana is a xcholo dog! a weird naked beast

#jojo #jjba #wamuu #kars #esidisi #santana

[ghosts0ap]

JJBA SELF INSERT MASTERLIST

Phantom Blood - Pt.1

Jophiel Joestar - They/Them - X Hol Horse

- Jonathan and Dio’s little sister, was accidentally killed by Dio during phantom blood but brought back as a ghost.

- Now they’re just hanging out, being a guide and protector for the rest of the joestars.

Hugo Cassidy - He/Him - X Speedwagon

- Speedwagon’s partner in crime on ogre street, they have no idea they have feelings for each other until Jonathan asked them about their relationship.

- Just a little bit feral, he’s like a possum.

Battle Tendency Pt. 2

Zircon Basile - He/Him - X Caesar Zeppeli

- Used to be one of the very best Hamon masters until an accident robbed him of his ability to breathe properly.

Nirvana - Any pronouns - X Kars and Esidisi

- Pillar man with the ability to create earthquakes. The strongest pillar man, used to be the best warrior of the tribe.

- Taught Wamuu how to fight.

Stardust Crusaders - Pt. 3

Mina Mazzini - They/She - X Steely Dan Stand: Hathor

- Agent of Dio, exes to lovers with Steely Dan.

- Adopts Mannish boy with Dan and moves to Morioh after SDC.

Diamond is Unbreakable - Part 4

Lilith Eurydice - He/Him - X Fungami + girls Stand: Infestissumam

- Owns an occult shop in Morioh

- Was manipulated by Kira’s dad into trying to kill Josuke and company

Annika Haage - They/Them - X Kira

- Typical ‘I can fix him’ plot except that Annika literally had no idea Kira was a murderer. He stops murdering because he likes me ❤️

Golden Wind - Part 5

Rye Ambrose - He/Him - X Bruno, Abbacchio Stand: Nazareth

- Just some guy in the mafia that keeps dying over and over again and then gets revived by his stand. Fugo’s big brother :)

Oliva Josiah - He/Him - X Tizzano and Squalo Stand: Workin’ them angels

- Secretary of Diavolo’s elite guard. Doppio’s best friend ever.

- He’s a Joestar but he doesn’t know it. Another one of Joseph’s illegitimate kids. Oliva also has a daughter, Miele.

Mars Collymore - They/Them - X Cioccolata

- Surgeon with some unfortunate ties to the mafia. Forced to work together with Cioccolata at moments. Doesn’t want to be in love with him because he’s horrible. But they can’t stop.

Licorice - They/Them - X Formaggio, Melone Stand: Live and let die

- Risotto’s little sister and part of la squadra, dates both Formaggio and Melone behind Risotto’s back. Mostly because Melone and Formaggio are Scared of him.

Domino Russo - He/Him - X Illuso

- Art history student, civilian. Doesn’t take illuso’s shit.

- Prosciutto’s little brother which leads to hilarious scenarios when Prosciutto finds out. Illuso also did not know.

Laurie Graf - Any Pronouns - X Diavolo

- Part of one of Diavolo’s death loops, where he stops dying when he has repented enough. He ends up on Laurie’s doorstep and they take him in. Pathetic little man :)

Stone Ocean - Pt. 6

Rhys Presley - He/Him - X Anasui, Miraschon Stand: Knack

- Prisoner. His relationship with Miraschon and Anasui started as a business plan. He loves money.

- Nephew of Miu Miu, they despise each other.

Steel Ball Run - Pt. 7

Josie Joestar - They/Them - X Gyro Zeppeli Stand: Wonderwall

- Alternate universe Counterpart of Jophiel.

- Johnny’s little sister who falls head over heels with Gyro the second they see him. Johnny does Not like this.

Roter Sand - They/Them - X Steel Panther Stand: Witch Image

- Alternate universe Counterpart of Mina.

- Famous jockey working very closely together with Diego Brando. Gets the corpse’s spine by stealing it out of Lucy’s hands.

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan

Beetle - It/Its - X Kyoka Izumi

- Shapeshifter cryptid thing.

- Doesn’t really know what humans look like so it always looks slightly off. Rohan is the only one that sees this. Kyoka just says it is cute and unique.

They are all so very to me.

if you want to come talk to me about them or ask questions :)

Please do!!

#JJBA #selfship #self insert

[sho0tmcmahon]

wamuu is a horse girl

#salmon speaks

[killer-queen-kira]

JJBA Fighting Game Concept

Characters – 77 Characters

Phantom Blood - 8 Characters

·       Jonathan Joestar: (Hamon)

·       Dio Brando: (Vampire)

·       Will. A. Zeppeli: (Hamon)

·       Robert. E. O. Speedwagon: (Ogre Street)

·       Dire: (Hamon)

·       Straizo: (Hamon)

·       Bruford: (Zombie)

·       Tarkus: (Zombie)

 Battle Tendency - 9 Characters

·       Joseph Joestar: (Hamon)

·       Caesar Zappeli: (Hamon)

·       Lisa Lisa: (Hamon)

·       Von Strohiem: (German Engineering)

·       Kars: (Light)

·       Ultimate Kars: (Ultimate Life Form)

·       Esidisi: (Heat)

·       Wamuu: (Wind)

·       Santana: (Pillerman)

 Stardust Crusaders - 12 Characters

·       Jotaro Kujo: (Stand – Star Platinum)

·       Old Joseph: (Stand – Hermit Purple)

·       Muhammad Avdol: (Stand – Magician’s Red)

·       Jean Pierre Polnareff: (Stand – Silver Chariot)

·       Kakyoin: (Stand – Heirophant Green)

·       Iggy: (Stand – The Fool)

·       Hol Horse: (Stand – The Emperor)

·       Vanilla Ice: (Stand – Cream)

·       Death 13: (Stand – Death 13)

·       Pet Shop: (Stand – Horus)

·       Mariah: (Stand – Bastet)

·       DIO: (Vampire/Stand – The World)

 Diamond is Unbreakable - 10 Characters

·       Josuke Higashikata (Part 4): (Stand – Crazy Diamond)

·       Jotaro Kujo (Part 4): (Stand – Star Platinum: The World)

·       Okuyasu: (Stand – The Hand)

·       Koichi Hirose: (Stand – Echoes)

·       Rohan Kishibe: (Stand – Heaven’s Door)

·       Yukako: (Stand – Love Deluxe)

·       Akira Otoishi: (Stand – Red Hot HHot Chilli Pepper)

·       Keicho Nijimura: (Stand – Bad Company)

·       Yoshikage Kira: (Stand – Killer Queen)

·       Kosaku Kawajiri: (Stand – Killer Queen)

 Golden Wind - 10 Characters

·       Giorno Giovanna: (Stand – Golden Experience)

·       Guido Mista: (Stand – Sex Pistols)

·       Bruno Bucciarati: (Stand – Sticky Fingers)

·       Panacotta Fugo: (Stand – Purple Haze)

·       Trish Una: (Stand – Spice Girl)

·       Diavolo: (Stand – King Crimson & Epitaph)

·       Vinegar Doppio: (Stand – Epitaph)

·       Risotto Nero: (Stand – Metallica)

·       Ghiaccio: (Stand – White Album)

·       Chiocolatta (w/ Secco): (Stand – Green Day & Oasis)

 Stone Ocean - 10 Characters

·       Jolyne Cujoh: (Stand – Stone Free)

·       Weather Report: (Stand – Weather Report)

·       Emporio: (Stand – Burning Down The House)

·       Narciso Anasui: (Stand – Diver Down)

·       F.F: (Stand – Foo Fighters)

·       Ermes Costello: (Stand – Kiss)

·       Enrico Pucci: (Stand – Whitesnake)

·       Sports Maxx: (Stand – Limp Bizkit)

·       Gwess: (Stand – Goo Goo Dolls)

·       DIO (Part 6): (Vampire/Stand – The World)

 Steel Ball Run - 10 Characters

·       Johnny Joestar: (Stand – Tusk)

·       Gyro Zeppeli: (Stand – Ballbreaker)

·       Diego Brando: (Stand – Scary Monsters)

·       Diego Brando (The World): (Stand – The World)

·       Funny Valentine: (Stand – D4C)

·       Blackmore: (Stand – Catch the Rainbow)

·       Ringo Roadagain: (Stand – Mandom)

·       D-I-S-C-O: (Stand – Chocolate Disco)

·       Sandman: (Stand – In A Silent Way)

·       Oyecomova: (Stand – My Rhythm)

 Jojolion - 10 Characters

·       Josuke Higashikata (Part 8): (Stand – Soft And Wet)

·       Joshu Higashikata: (Stand – Nut King Cole)

·       Jobin Higashikata: (Stand – Speed King)

·       Yoshikage Kira (Part 8): (Stand – Killer Queen)

·       Rai Mamezuku: (Stand – Doggy Style)

·       Hato Higashikata: (Stand – Walking Heart)

·       Josefumi Kujo: (Stand – Soft And Wet)

·       A. Phex Twins: (Stand – Schlott Key 1 &2)

·       Kei Nijimura: (Stand – Born This Way)

·       Tooru: (Stand – Wonder of U)

Stages

Phantom Blood

·       Joestar Mansion

·       Ogre Street

·       Dio’s Castle

 Battle Tendency

·       Air Supplena Island

·       German Base

·       Avalon

 Stardust Crusaders

·       Steets of India

·       Cairo Rooftop

·       Dio’s Mansion

 Diamond is Unreaakable

·       Morioh Town

·       Boing-Boing Cape

·       Kira’s Villa

 Golden Wind

·       Naples Station

·       Sabbath Courtyard

·       Colosseum

 Stone Ocean

·       Green Dolphin Street Prison

·       Cape Canaveral

·       The End Of The World

 Steel Ball Run

·       Rocky Mountain

·       Devil’s Palm

·       Philiadelphia

 Jojolion

·       Higashikata House

·       Wall Eyes

·       Shakedown Road

Skins, Heat Attacks and more coming soon!

#JJBA #jjba fandom #jjba headcanons #jojo #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #jojo's #jojo concept #concept

[jarael]

SWTOR for the blorbo meme? but if somebody's already asked then JJBA?

why not both lol

SWTOR:

blorbo: probably Vette and Kira and T7

skrunkly: uhhhh Felix, maybe Torian, maybe Blizz, light side Jaesa, Theron

scrimblo bimblo: Koth, Raina, Vector, Risha, Akaavi

glup shitto: Valiss(the Chiss boi from Copero), that one Sith daily quest giver on Yavin

poor little meow meow: the Dread Masters, Vaylin, Arcann, Senya Tirall(yeah I'm throwing her in here), Tharan

horse plinko: Tanno Vik, Qu!nn, P!erce, Doc, Garza

eeby deeby: Valkorion/Vitiate/Tenebrae/whatever his next identity will be, M/lgus, Broonmark

JJBA:

blorbo: Jolyne or Josuke(Morioh)

skrunkly: Jotaro and Okuyasu and Ermes and Jonathan

scrimblo bimblo: Erina and Lisa Lisa

glup shitto: Anne(that tween girl early in SDC), Dire and Straits

poor little meow meow: Joseph, Wamuu, Dio

horse plinko: Dio, Kars, Steely Dan

eeby deeby: Funny Valentine, Vanilla Ice

#jjba #swtor #visionmarred #thanks!!!

[guiltiest-gear]

It has to be written and NO links

Real picky you know that anon

Jonathan Joestar, Dio Brando, Wang Chan, Robert E. O. Speedwagon, Will A. Zeppeli, Straizo, Erina Pendleton, Poco, George Joestar I, Tonpetty, Dire, Jack the Ripper, Tarkus, Bruford, Dario Brando, Joseph Joestar, Rudol von Stroheim, Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, Kars, Esidisi, Wamuu, Santana, Lisa Lisa, Suzi Q, Messina, Loggins, Erina Joestar, Smokey Brown, Donovan, Wired Beck, Mark, Mario Zeppeli, George Joestar II, Jotaro Kujo, Mohammed Avdol, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Iggy, DIO, Hol Horse, Enya the Hag (Enya Geil), Anne, Vanilla Ice, Nukesaku, Daniel J. D’Arby, Pet Shop, N’Doul, Mariah, Alessi, Oingo, Boingo, Anubis, Telence T. D’Arby, Kenny G., Gray Fly, Impostor Captain Tennille, Forever, Devo, Rubber Soul, J. Geil, Nena, ZZ, Steely Dan, Arabia Fats, Mannish Boy, Cameo, Midler, Chaka, Khan, Josuke Higashikata, Yoshikage Kira, Koichi Hirose, Okuyasu Nijimura, Rohan Kishibe, Hayato Kawajiri, Reimi Sugimoto, Shigechi Yangu, Mikitaka Hazekura, Yukako Yamagishi, Yuya Fungami, Tamami Kobayashi, Toshikazu Hazamada, Tonio Trussardi, Aya Tsuji, Tomoko Higashikata, Ryohei Higashikata, Shinobu Kawajiri, Ninjimura’s Father, Yoshihiro Kira, Tama, Keicho Nijimura, Akira Otoishi, Anjuro Karagiri, Ken Oyanagi, Terunosuke Miyamoto, Masazo Kinoto, Giorno Giovanna, Diavolo, Bruno Bucciarati, Leone Abbacchio, Guido Mista, Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga, Trish Una, Risotto Nero, Formaggio, Illuso, Prosciutto, Pesci, Melone, Ghiaccio, Sorbet, Gelato, Coco Jumbo, Pericolo, Vinegar Doppio, Squalo, Tiziano, Carne, Cioccolata, Secco, Polpo, Mario Zucchero, Sale, Scolippi, Jolyne Cujoh, Enrico Pucci, Hermes Costello, Weather Report, Narciso Anasui, Foo Fighters, Gwess, Irene, Annakiss, Donatello Versus, Rikiel, Ungalo, The Green Baby, Johngalli A, Sports Maxx, Miuccia Miuller, Lang Rangler, Kenzou, D an G, Guccio, Viviano Westwood, Thunder McQueen, Romeo Jisso, Perla Pucci, Loccobarocco, Gloria Costello, Johnny Joestar, Funny Valentine, Diego Brando, Gyro Zeppeli, Steven Steel, Hot Pants, Mountain Tim, Wekapipo, Pocoloco, Norisuke Higashikata I, Blackmore, Mike O., Ringo Roadagain, Axl RO, Magent Megent, Dr. Ferdinand, D-I-S-C-O, Eleven Men, Pork Pie Hat Kid, Alternate Diego Brando, Sandman, Banjamin Boom Boom, Andre Boom Boom, L. A. Boom Boom, Mrs. Robinson, Oyecomova, Sugar Mountain, Scarlet Valentine, Jesus, Gregorio Zeppeli, George Joestar I, Nicholas Joestar, Diego Brano’s Mother, Marco, Josuke Higashikata, Yasuho Hirose, Rai Mamezuku, Tooru, Joshu Higashikata, Tsurugi Higashikata, Norisuke Higashikata IV, Daiya Higashikata, Hato Higashikata, Jobin Higashikata, Mitsuba Higashikata, Kaato Higashikata, Kyo Nijumura, Josefumi Kujo, Karera Sakunami, Holy Joestar-Kira, Tamaki Damo, Yotsuyu Yagiyama, Aisho Dainenjiyama, A. Phex Brothers, Dolomite, Urban Guerrilla, Doremifasolati Do, Poor Tim, Hair Clip Rock Animal, Wu Tomoki, Satoru Akefu, Ojiro Sasame, Suzuyo Hirose, Mioru Kaigamori, Kyoka Izumi, Nanase Kishibe, Rohan’s Grandma, Noguchi, Pierre, Gaucher, Ikkyu, Naoko Osata, Gunpei Kamafusa, Mutsukabezaka, Shuichi, Mai Katahira, Mao Katahira, Obanazawa, Tomoya, Yoma Hashimoto, Miki Hayamura, Mochizuki Family, Moon Rabbit, Virgina, Dolce, Masago Ayashi, Unicorn, Nizaemon Yamamura, Female Monk, Yamaoka, Interpreter, Leather Goods Artisan, Fria Giannini, Rocky, Yoshiki, Wanted Man, Confessional Man, Servant, Asian Man, Obese Man, Michal Absalom, The Scribe Ani, Takuma Hasumi, Chiho Futaba, Akari Hirai, Hanae Orikasa, Sheila E, Cannolo Murolo, Massimo Volpe, Vladimir Kocaqi, Vittorio Cataldi, Angelica Attanasio, Heaven Ascension DIO, Stand User, Old Man Stand User, Dija Maker, Ikuro Hashizawa, Sumire, and Walken

Star Platinum, Magician’s Red, Hermit Purple, Hierophant Green, Silver Chariot, The Fool, The World, Tower of Gray, Dark Blue Moon, Strength, Ebony Devil, Yellow Temperance, Hanged Man, Emperor, Empress, Wheel of Fortune, Justice, Lovers, Sun, Death Thirteen, Judgement, High Priestess, Geb, Khnum, Tohth, Anubis, Baset, Sethan, Osiris, Horus, Atum, Tenore Sax, Cream, Holy’s Stand, Joestar Stand, Crazy Diamond, The Hand, Echoes, Heaven’s Door, Love Deluxe, Harvest, Killer Queen, Sheer Heart Attack, Bites the Dust, Aqua Necklace, Bad Company, Red Hot Chili Pepper, The Lock, Surface, Pearl Jam, Achtung Baby, Ratt, Cinderella, Atom Heart Father, Boy II Man, Earth Wind and Fire, Highway Star, Stray Cat, Super Fly, Enigma, Cheap Trick, Nijimura’s Father’s Stand, Gold Experience, Sticky Fingers, Moody Blues, Sex Pistols, Aerosmith, Purple Haze, Spice Girl, Chariot Requiem, Gold Experience Requiem, King Crimson, Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraft Work, Little Feet, Man in the Mirror, Mr. President, Beach Boy, The Grateful Dead, Baby Face, White Album, Clash, Talking Head, Notorious B.I.G., Metalica, Green Day, Oasis, Rolling Stones, Sorbet & Gelato’s Stands, Resource Worker’s Stand, Stone Free, Kiss, Burning Down the House, Foo Fighters, Diver Down, Weather Report, Whitesnake, C-Moon, Made in Heaven, Goo Goo Dolls, Manhattan Transder, Highway to Hell, Marilyn Manso, Jumpin’ Jack Flash, Limp Bizkit, Survivor, Planet Waves, Dragon’s Dream, Yo-Yo Ma, Green Green Grass of Home, Jail House Lock, Bohemian Rhapsody, Sky High, Under World, Boiling Water Stand, Emporio’s Mother’s Stand, Stand Collection, Tusk, Ball Breaker, Oh! Lonesome Me, Scary Monsters, Cream Starter, Ticket to Ride, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, D4C Love Train, In a Silent Way, Hey Ya!, Tomb of the Boom 1 2 3, Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure, Wired, Mandom, Catch the Rainbow, Sugar Mountain, Tatoo You!, Tubular Bells, 20th Century Boy, Civil War, Chocolate Disco, THE WORLD, Emerald Searcher’s Stand, Soft & Wet, Paisley Park, Nut King Call, Paper Moon King, King Nothing, Speed King, Fun Fun Fun, California King Bed, Born This Way, Les Feuilles, I Am a Rock, Doobie Wah!, Love Love Deluxe, Schott Key No. 1, Schott Key No. 2, Vitamin C, Walking Heart, Milagro Man, Blue Hawaii, Doggy Style, Brain Storm, Ozon Baby, Doctor Wu, Awaking III Leaves, Wonder of U, Kaato’s Stand, Dark Mirage, Satanic Coupler, Ptah, The Book, Memory of Jet, The Cure, Public Image Limited, Joy Division, Purple Haze Distortion, Voodoo Child, All Along Watchtower, Manic Depression, Rainy Day Dream Away, Dolly Dagger, Night Bird Flying, U-Boat, Grand Blue, NYPD Blue, Blue Thunder, The Passion, Cube House, Arro Cross House, Videodrome, The Iron Ladies, Stepmom, Rear Windo, Singing in the Rain, Stray Dog, Face/Off, Blob, Evil Dead, Twister, Fugo’s Stand, Doppio’s Stand, The World Ultimate, Ultimate D4C, U-Boat Ultimate, Whitesnake Utimate, C-Moon Ultimate Requiem, Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem, Molting, Coulrophobia, Dream Manipulation, Wings, Dune, Dune Ultimate, The Trinity, Stand User’s Stand, Strange Relation, Charmy Green, Kaoru’s Stand, Love Note, Gigant Stomach, Gucci Bag Stand, Remote Distance, Berry Berry Skull, Assy the Horse, The World Over Heaven, JoJosapiens, and The Shelter

#Anon

[yaneyanedaze]

Our Goddess, Chosen.

Royal Pillarmen x Reader: Part One

This has been in the works for a while and I’ve finally found the encouragement to finish it!

Anyways with all that out the way let’s get started!

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Reader-Darling is a girl that lives in a village close by the kingdom ruled by the three kings: Esidisi, Whamuu and Kars. She doesn’t see what everyone else sees in them, and keeps away, but one day, she’ll catch their eyes, and they won’t ever leave her.

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“(Y/n)! Sweetie, come on! We haven’t gotten all day!” I hear my sister call out. Today, was a special day in our small village, according to what i heard from my mother, apparently the Kings of the kingdom were supposed to be coming today. My sister was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, trying to make her self look dolled up. Rumor has it, that if one of the kings thought they you were worthy of them, they would take your and your family to the castle, giving you a wonderful life: if you be a part of their harem.

I, however could care less about this, I was tying to be nice about it though, but I was reaching my limit. My sister looked me up and down and smirked. “Don’t tell me you’re going out like that! You won’t catch their eyes with that!” “I don’t care, I’m not trying to be apart of their magical Harem, fuck that.” I muttered under my breath, carrying the clothes basket. My mother popped me on the head “language! Your sister is right! How will you expect to find a husband when you walk around in rags all day!” She started. I sighed and leaned against the wall as she gave me a soft look “ (Y/n), I want you to have a nice life..relax...have children. I want you to be better than I was.” She finished, placing a hand on my shoulder. I sighed again and looked down at the floor.

My mother was somewhat right. I wanted to be a mother and soon have my own kids. But I didn’t want it to be with some man I just married for money, not at all. I wanted to be happy with someone that I loved, and frankly not someone of royalty. So,Once again my sister basically forced me to put on my best dress as she littered my face with makeup that I didn’t need. She giggled and looked me up and down, “You look amazing (Y/n)!” She says softly, rubbing my shoulder. I looked at my self in the mirror, and she was right. I wore a purple nice body con dress that fell to the floor, with nice earrings and a necklace to accommodate with it.

When the time came, everyone was gathering in the plaza of our village, the place was decorated in flowers and jewels galore. Food and drinks were prepared for the rulers, everything was prepared for the our Kings. I walked into the middle of the plaza, watching as the group of guards on horses traveled up and soon followed was the Kings. I gulped softly, hiding behind my mother, I had forgotten how huge the kings were compared to us villagers. The average male here was barely breaching 5’11 and here go the kings being big 7’0 beasts.

I chuckled at my own comment as I watching from behind my mother. There are three Kings, Esidisi, The King of the East, He has the control of the element fire, and rumor has it, doesn’t know how to handle his emotions well. But he’s an excellent fighter and no one would dare step out of line and mention that rumor. Next was Wamuu, The King of The West, He has the power to control the wind, causing harsh winds and powerful twisters that could sweep any village away in an instant. He was quiet and never spoke much (Or at least that’s what mom told me). After him was Santana, He was the King of the South And was fairly new to this, He was the baby of the group and also kept quiet, but he frequents the villages more than the others. And finally the one everyone fawns over so much:

King Kars

Now He was different from the others, to begin with, he rules the North and is constantly at war with the King of another region, Lord Joestar, He is known to be manipulative,rude and down right cruel, especially if you are a threat to any of the kings. He taught the rest what they know today, and he is feared by everyone because of his harsh glare, that could pierce skin if he tried hard enough.

I shook my head and began walked back to my home, The Kings weren’t even looking in our direction, so I threw up my hands and sighed “Told you mom, I’m better off marrying a commoner.” I said, Making my mom shake her head slowly with a small smile on her face. “Hey at least we tried,” “Swing and a miss mom, Swing and a miss.” While we were walking away, a loud booming voice stopped us dead in our tracks.

“You there! In the purple. Show me your face!”

Fuck my life right now.

I slowly turn around, and damn near was blinded, he wore several jewels covering his body. His fellow kings followed up behind him and gazed upon my features. Esidisi was the first to speak up as he dismounted his horse and walked up towards me. His face was soft as it slowly turned into a smile as he got down on one knee. “My goddess..we’ve finally found you, you’ve hidden from us for so many years..You’ve finally arisen again.” He began as he gazed upon my body, his hand grabbing mine. “Kars. I think I’ve made my decision.” He said as he slowly rose and turned to my mother.

“We’ll give you anything you desire madam.”

“Only if you give us your beautiful daughter..”

My mother flinched at the words before quickly shaking her head yes. I turned to her and gave a look of betrayal “Mom!? What the hell! We just had a discussion about this!!” I practically yelled. She seemed to ignore my distress and just smiled “Sweetie, it’s what we always wanted! Your sister and I can retire finally!” “That’s what you wanted! Not what I wanted!” I yelled louder, tears welling up on my eyes.

My mother had just given me up to the kings just for some money, I felt used, I felt betrayed.

I felt angry.

Esidisi must’ve sensed my unease and placed a hand on my shoulder, pulling me back towards him. “Don’t you worry, you’re gonna be well taken care of..You don’t have to cry..” I just broke at his words. I buried my head in his chest and let loose my tears as some guardsmen followed my mom home in order to get my stuff. I felt his warm hand rub my back in order to try and sooth me.

“Esidisi, lets bring her home, she has a lot to become adjusted to” Kars had instructed. I was easily lifted into his arms and placed on the horse, heading back towards the castle. Kars stayed behind looking in the direction of my old house.

Kars felt rage in his soul, he wanted that wretched woman to pay for making you cry, but he had to wait...wait until the moment was right then rid the world of gastly beasts like her.

“My goddess..You’re in our grasps..now you cannot get away now..”

END OF CHAPTER ONE

#yandere jojo #yandere jjba #yandere pillarmen #jjba esidisi #jjba kars #jjba wamuu #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo kimyou na bouken #pillarmen #battle tendency #battle tendency au

[crappy-capybara]

Jojo’s Barkzarre Adventure: Index

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Jonathan Joestar – Alaskan Malamute

They’re like Huskies, but calmer and beefier.

Dio Brando– Norwegian Forest Cat

He’s feral boi.

Erina Pendelton - Cocker Spaniel

Lady and the Tramp. So pretty.

Robert E. Speedwagon – Basset Hound

THey’re good at sniffing bad things, and very loyal. (An it’s just funny to me cuz I always picture hiim smaller than Jonathan and Dio idk why)

William Zeppeli – Tuxedo Cat

He looks kinda like magician....

Joseph Joestar – Siberian Husky

Rowdy, silly energetic Boyo

Caesar Zeppeli – Labrador Retriever

Also and energetic boy, but....a little less silly, I think. Oh and he’s a gold boy.

Lisa Lisa – German Sheppard

Good girl. Efficient and well-trained. Keep the two boys above from destroying the house.

Suzi Q- Pomeranian

Soft bby. Good girl. So smol.

Kars – Mainecoon

Floofiest cat you’ll ever own.

Esidisi – LaPerm

Curly Boyo.

Wamuu – Rottweilers

Loyal. Nice musculature. Lethal. GOOD BOY.

Santana – Persian

Kars’ kitty. smoler but still very stronk.

Jotaro Kujo – Doberman

Just Because it’s my fav breed and he’s my fav Jojo....

(Also he could kill you w/ one bite/punch, but he won’t cuz he’s good boy)

Kakyoin Noriaki – Beagle

He’s the shortest of the group.

Mohammed Avdol – Pharoah Hound

I’ll admit, I have no idea what to give to him but Pharaoh Hound is Egyptian breed.....so I guess

Jean Pierre Polnareff – Samoyed

FLOOFY CLOUD

Holly Kujo – King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

I need a delicate, pretty breed for her, and my friend suggested this.

Vanilla Ice – Russian Blue

So majestic. And Floofy.

Hol Horse -Falabella Miniature Horse

It’s started as a joke. It’s started as a joke.

N’Doul – Sphynx (Blind)

Another one of my fav breeds. I need to fit it somewhere.

Josuke – Shiba Inu

MA SUNSHINE

Okuyasu – Bull Terrier

He looks so dumb but he’s a cinnamon roll.

Koichi - Hamster

I JUST CAN’T

Rohan - Greyhound

Look at that WAIST tho.

Yukako – Afghan Hound

So much hair.

Tomoko - Dachshund

Another smol lady.

Kira - Siamese

Has strange affection for your hand.

Giorno – Corgi

Smallest Jojo(Giogio)

Bucciarati – Dalmatian

Look at this dog. Then look at Bruno. Then look at this dog again.

Abbachio - Irish Wolfhound

He’s a big boi.

Mista - Thai Ridgeback

Stinky boy confirmed.

Fugo - Shitzu

They’re closer to hell and full of rage.

Narancia – Labrador Retreiver (Congenital Dwarfism)

My Labrador once give a robber her toy so they can play with her. Sadly the alarm interrupted their playtime.

Trish – Standard Poodle

She’s a floof.

(pictures found on pinterest idk if i should be doing this ---)

#jojo #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken #JJBA #doggo au #index

[iblesstherainsdowninaquatica]

Me and my friends decided to drop head canons on jjba characters gender/sexualities  theres many head canons for autistic folk , but thats a different post.

Jonathon - bi but doesnt know/understand

Will A. Zeppeli- gay 

Speedwagon- GAY

Dio- BI

Erina- Cishet and valid

George Joestar I- Cishet and invalid

Tonpetty- Cishet and valid

Straizo- Cishet

Dire- Cishet -valid

Bruford- Trans straight

Tarkus - not valid cishet 

Wang Chan- CISHET AND INVALID

Dario Brando-cishet and disgusting

Joesph Joestar - GENDERFLUID BISEXUAL masc presenting most the time 

Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli - trans man bi

Lisa lisa - Lesbian but only figured out like a week ago

Suzi Q - transwoman straight 

Kars- genderfluid male presenting , gay and married 

Esidisi -trans gay and married

Wamuu - bisexual Santana- straight but ace 

Jotaro - is trans but has a lot of internalized homophobia , tried to force himself to be straight, couldn’t vibe w it, now he gay 

Avdol - gay 

Kakyoin - trans and gay and knew as a kid he was

 Polnareff - bi 

Holy- trans woman straight married

Enya the Hag - ace

Vanilla ice- gay and simp

Hol horse - Bi but swears he’s straight on his LIFE 

Darby elder - cis het 

Darby jr - gay 

n’Doul - cishet but valid 

Mariah - lesbain 

oingo - cishet kinda valid

Anubis - a furry

Impostor Captain Tennille - silver gay fox

Rubber Soul - genderfluid male presenting

Steely Dan - bisexual

Midler - bi

Josuke - youth queer trans gay 

Okuyasu - bi trans youth queer

Koichi - bi 

Rohan - gay and twink 

Reimi - lesbain 

Shigekiyo - trans 

Mikitaka - nonbinary

Yukako - trans woman bisexual

Yuya Fungami - cishet 

Toshikazu Hazamada - cishet gross incel

Tonio - trans gay

Aya Tsuji - trans woman lesbain 

Tomoko Higashikata - bi but likes girly men 

Kira handwhore - trans aro - hand sexuality

Keicho Nijimura- Cishet invalid

Akira Otoishi - trans man 

Toyohiro Kanedaichi -aro/ace

Koichis mom - a lesbain . went through a sperm donor

Giorno - trans man 

Bruno- gay trans man who took mother bear role gladly

Abbacchio - cis gay 

Guido Mista - disaster bi 

Narancia - nb pan

fugo - trans bi disaster 

Trish - trans girl

Diavolo/Doppio - trans bi

Squalo + Tiziano - gay Fiances

carne - nb 

Cioccolata + secco - gay, disgusting , pet play shit out in Walmart

Polpo - homophobic , cishet 

Risotto Nero - Nb gay emo

Formaggio -cishet 

Illuso - Micheal Jackson kin

Prosciutto - bitch twink gay

Pesci - trans man 

Melone - trans woman in the closet idc

Ghiaccio - nb tired bi

Luca - cis het invalid

Sorbet Gelato - gay married

Jolyne Cujoh - lesbain ex hetero 

Ermes Costello - trans lesbian 

foo fighters - nb ace aro  

Anasui - trans man incel 

Weather Report - straight trans man 

Gwess - furry lesbian 

pucci - gay but acts straight and goes to church for aesthetic

Donatello Versus - tiger king kind of gay 

Rikiel - gay twink  with a cowboy fantasy

Ungalo - gay and trans 

Johnny Joestar - transman bi twink 

Gyro Zeppeli -   genderfluid but presents masculine

Hot Pants - Straight but pegs men

Mountain Tim - gay cowboy

Diego Brando - bi trans man

gappy - pansexual

Yasuho Hirose - cishet but valid and an ally

joshu - cishet manlet incel who grows up later on

#jjba #jojo golden wind #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo battle tendency #jojo phantom blood #jojo steel ball run #jojo stone ocean #jojo stardust crusaders #jojo diamond is unbreakable #jojos bizzare adventure

[emokars-moved]

wamuu is a horse girl

#no i will not elaborate #wamuu #pillar men #jjba #bentxt

[alien-bottle]

13 batch from 11 weeks ago

Horse girl wamuu realness

#emporio alniño #wamuu #joseph joestar #suzi q joestar #suzi q #joseq #santana #esidisi #kars #robert eo speedwagon #jonathan joestar #jjba

[uiruu]

for real tho like idk my like.... adhd special ability / zone of stuff-that-my-brain-picks-up-on-really-well is language and speech, so like even if its in a language i dont speak, i can pretty much always tell when a character is voiced by an actor i know from some other character ive seen. i love the parallels too haha.... like my favorite ones ive noticed are:

Pikachu (all languages since pikachu only says pikachu) / Tony Tony Chopper / Cheadle Yorkshire from HxH

Usopp / Feitan / Shigechi from Jojo part 4 / he was even L in death note lol but i never watched that, i only read it. kappei yamaguchi is super prolific

Aokiji / Dio Brando / he was Dalzollene the leader of the mafia bodyguards in the Yorknew arc of HxH lol

Akainu / Youpi / uhhh he was some dude in Mob Psycho.... uhhhhhhh..... he worked for that shadowy organization.... idr his name or the organizations name, oops

Kizaru / old Joseph Joestar

my FAVORITE is Knuckle Bine / Okuyasu / Bellamy the Hyena

Kurapika / Jolyne Cujoh in a Jojo videogame and i hope that this actor does her when part 6 anime happens / Cammy from Street Fighter lmao

Leorio’s voice actor is SO distinctive and i was SOOOO happy to hear him as Esidisi in Jojo haha

oh my god one of the most prolific ones is definitely Blackbeard / Uvogin / Mizaistom / Dimple / Wamuu

the photography journalist girl who wants to interview Mob for the school paper or something has the same voice as Neferpitou

Reigen / Rohan

Nobunaga from HxH’s voice is one i’ve always loved cause of the weird amount of like vocal range he has lmao, and idk any big name characters he’s done, but he did Doc Q in One Piece, who is a kinda forgettable character in Blackbeard’s crew, but still when I heard him talk i was like oh SHIT thats Nobunaga

Shanks / Kite

Ikalgo / Gotoh / and the Koala chimera ant all have the same guy, and he is Kinemon in One Piece, but i havent watched One Piece in years cause the anime adaptation is trash

Hol Horse / Franklin from the Phantom Troupe

Buggy the Clown / Yoshikage Kira’s dad lol

and oh my god hearing Cameo in Jojo (he was the guy towards the end of the first half of Stardust Crusaders, uh, he was like a genie and could “grant” wishes? he was on that Avdol island) and hearing Whitebeard’s great voice actor was awesome lol. even if that episode was kinda forgettable for me

there’s some i never would have noticed at first, but after looking up voice actors i saw them and since then i can hear it a bit, such as Hisoka/Eustass Kid, Wing/the leader of the body improvement club, Pariston/Ryu from Street Fighter/Hisoka from the 1999 version, Knov/the evil mob psycho dude who beat up shigeo with the psychic things he put around his arms to punch good? with the mohawk?

#this is just a post for me lol #this is nothing #long post

[zanathan-aisling]

tagged by @butchpharah for one of these things. thank

Name: Kreindel

Nickname: don’t know anyone well enough to have a proper nickname, but i also go by Xanxia

Gender: gal

Star sign: libra (but i hate it and don’t relate at all)

Height: 5′11′’ ish

Sexual orientation: lesbian

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw i guess but i doubt the taxonomy of hogwarts is rlly right for me

Favorite color(s): um. purple or gray

Favorite animal(s): stomatopods

Lucky number(s): n/a

Average amount of sleep: no f*cking clue my dude

Cat or dog person: probably cats but dogs are alright

Pokemon team: mystic

Favorite fictional character: hmmmmm. well, theres The Quiz from Doom Patrol, Aldrich (duh), Patches the Hyena (also kinda Hol Horse for similar reasons), Wamuu, Undyne, Alfred (from bloodborne), Valtr (also from bloodborne), Dr. Circula Tori, Gardenia, BBQ Girll

Number of blankets you sleep with: 1. i get really warm really easily and i hate it

Favorite singers/bands: um. i tend to listen to things by soundtrack by-series and not like, an artists work altogether so i guess like. mudeth’s antibirth ost is pretty good i guess.

The song that’s stuck in your head: i don’t so much get a song “stuck” in my head as I intentionally wedge it in there. don’t actually have much right now though. dammit because of things later in this post i have that pony song from Homestuck in my head shit shit shit shit

Last movie you watched: uh. the last full movie was probably Ravenous i guess??? 

Last TV show you watched: Diamond is unbreakable

Dream trip: a library i guess

Dream job: comic author and part-time religious elder

Wearing right now: pajama pants and a really old homestuck t-shirt

Time right now: 11:57 AM i should really throw some leftover pizza into the oven

When was your blog created: i first started reblogging stuff in June 2012. four fuckin’ years. my first action was reblogging this. i was 103rdwhatshisname back then.

Current number of followers: 291 im a little baby blog of 4

Number of people you’re following: 855 (wowie zowie)

When did your blog reach its peak: haven’t yet. i have under 500 followers. thank fuck, i can actually communicate with mutuals in peace

What kind of stuff do you post: um holdon. mostly social justice stuff, things about dark souls or jojo or whatever else im into, uh, lesbians i guess, the occasional animal or two idk. 

Do you get asks regularly: nope

Any other blogs: @103rdwhatshername is my cute girls blog (mostly lesbian stuff but also just. cuteness in general.), @takadox is my arthro underwater & invertebrate blog 

Why did you choose you URL: kin shit i was lesbiancirculatori which is actually canon (word-of-god) but then aldrich happened and i’m definitely. not canon. not canon at all

i’ll send this baneful chant out to @teddybruisevelt, @nonanalogue, @mezzodical, and whoever else wants to do it i guess. y’all aren’t obligated either Edit: also @bloodrock-lobster wins the extra being-tagged prize

#kreine speaks #personal #thank you

[sherlock-holmes-bongwater]

List of characters and stands with music references for names in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

A lot of characters in JJBA are named after references to band, songs and albums, but I realized some people might not get some of the references because they're all from older music and band, as well as more obscure artists.

So, I compiled a list of the ones I know of.

Notes: This list is only up to Vento Aureo, because I haven't read the manga and don't want to spoil myself

I included the localized versions that are references as well

I probably missed a few, so feel free to let me know

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Dio Brando - Named after Ronnie James Dio of Black Sabbath. He later formed a band named DIO after his departure from Black Sabbath

Human/Non Stand Characters -

Robert E O. Speedwagon - Named after the band REO Speedwagon

Dire and Straizo - Both named after the band Dire Straits

Tonpetti - Named after Tom Petty, front man for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Bruford - Named after Bill Bruford, drummer for Yes and King Crimson

Will & Caesar Zeppeli - Last name derived from the band name Led Zeppelin

Messina - Named after Jim Messina of Buffalo Springfield

Loggins - Named after Kenny Loggins

Smokey Brown - Named after two musicians; Smokey Robinson and James Brown

Santana - Named after Carlos Santana and his band

Kars - Named after the band Cars

Esidisi - Named after the band AC/DC

Wamuu - Localized pronunciation of the band name Wham!

Donovan - Named after the musician Donovan Philips Leitch

Wired Beck - Named after Jeff Beck and his album Wired

Mohammad Avdol/Abdul - Named after musician Paula Abdul

Vanilla Ice/Cool Ice - Named after the rapper Vanilla Ice/Named after the song by Vanilla Ice

Hol Horse - Named after pop duo Hall & Oates

Roses - Named after the band Guns n Roses

Daniel and Telence D'Arby - Named after musician Terence Trent D'Arby

Pet Shop - Named after pop duo Pet Shop Boys

N'Doul - Named after musician Youssou N'Dour

Mariah - Named after Mariah Carrey

Alessi - Named after pop duo Allesi Brothers

Oingo and Boingo/Zenyatta and Mondatta - Named after the band Oingo Boingo/Named after the album Zenyatta Mondatta by the band The Police

Kenny G/Billie Jean - Named after saxophonist Kenny G/ Named after the song Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

Gray Fly - Named after Glenn Frey of the band the Eagles

Forever - Named after the Wu-Tang Clan album Wu-Tang Forever

Devo/Soul Sacrifice - Named after the band Devo/Named after the song Soul Sacrifice by the band Santana

Rubber Soul - Named after the album of the same name by the Beatles

J. Geil/Centerfold - Named after the musician J. Geiles/named after the J. Geiles song

ZZ - Named after the band ZZ Top

Steely Dan/Dan of Steel - Named after the band Steely Dan

Arabia/Alabia Fats - Named after the pianist Fats Domino

Cameo - Named after the band Cameo

Chaka and Khan - Named after musician Chaka Khan

Coco Jumbo - Named after the song Coco Jamboo by the band Mr. President

Stand Names -

Cream - Named after the band Cream

Crazy Diamond - Named after a multi-part musical composition by the band Pink Floyd

The Hand - Named after the band The Band

Echoes - Named after a song by Pink Floyd

Heaven's Door - Named after a song by Bob Dylan

Aqua Necklace - Named after the album Aqua by the band Asia

Bad Company - Named after the band Bad Company

Red Hot Chili Pepper - Named after the band Red Hot Chili Peppers

The Lock - Named after the song The Rock by the band The Who

Surface - Named after the band by the same name

Love Deluxe - Named after an album by the band Sade

Pearl Jam - Named after the band by the same name

Achtung Baby (Shizuka Joestar) - Named after an album by the band U2

Ratt - Named after the band by the same name

Harvest - Named after a song and album by Neil Young

Cinderella - Named after a band by the same name

Killer Queen - Named after the song by the band Queen

Atom Heart Father - Named after the song and album Atom Heart Mother by Pink Floyd

Boy II Man - Named after the group Boyz II Men

Earth Wind and Fire - Named after the band by the same name

Highway Star - Named after a song by Deep Purple

Super Fly - Named after an album by Curtis Mayfield

Enigma/Misterioso - Named after an electronic musical project/Named after a song and album by the band Thelonious Monk

Cheap Trick - Named after the band Cheap Trick

Gold Experience - Named after an album by Prince

Sticky Fingers - Named after an album by the band The Rolling Stones

Moody Blues - Named after the band by the same name

Sex Pistols - Named after the band by the same name

Aerosmith - Named after the band by the same name

Purple Haze - Named after a song by Jimi Hendrix

Spice Girl - Named after the pop group Spice Girls

Black Sabbath - Named after the band by the same name

Soft Machine - Named by the band by the same name

Kraft Work - Named after a German music project called Kraftwerk

Little Feet - Named after the band Little Feat

Man in the Mirror/Mirror Man - Named after the Michael Jackson song/Named after a song by the band Human League

Mr. President - Named after the band by the same name

Beach Boy - Named after the band The Beach Boys

Grateful Dead - Named after the band by the same name

White Album - Named after the Beatles album by the same name

Clash - Named after the band The Clash

Talking Head - Named after the band Talking Heads

Metallica - Named after the band by the same name

Green Day - Named after the band by the same name

Oasis - Named after the band by the same name

Rolling Stones - Named after the band by the same name

#long post // #long post #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba