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mrdrhenwardhykle · 4 months

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So I acted upon the urge to make the best FNAF Ocs ever

Anyways

Names: Buckwood (Kirkwood Buck) and Bentley Bat Roles: Freddy Fazbear’s Hecklers - they weren’t originally supposed to be mean, but it sure ended up that way. They take the role of the verbal attackers rather than the physical like all the other animatronics. While they’re considered relatively non-violent, that doesn’t mean they’re non harmful. They do what they can to humiliate Fazbear Entertainment and all their staff, keeping just about everyone on their toes. Their biggest goal is to emotionally destroy William so he doesn't hurt anyone else's kids, but because Phone Guy and Mike are more often seen in the building (AND they have specific traits and flaws grandpas with no filters can't help but pick on)-so overall they have a habit to target those two a little more than William. They can't move from their balcony, but they don't really mind, and have fun just staying in one place for the rest of eternity. HOWEVER, they so sometimes get snacks, beverages, and whatever they want despite 1. them not having legs 2. them not having stomachs and 3. them not having a way down or up. Nobody knows how they do it, and maybe they don't know either. They sometimes steal things from you if they really want to mess with you. Backstory (in concept): they’re the pissed grandpas of some of the missing children, and will do whatever they can to tarnish the name of Fazbear Entertainment for covering up their grandkids murders like it was nothing

#don’t mind Bentley in the third one he’s just trying that new age ‘stuff nightguard in suit’ method #my handwriting is screwed up don't mind the substitute lol #fnaf #statler and waldorf #waldorf and statler #muppets #the muppets #jim henson #buckwood and bentley #fnaf oc #joke oc #best oc ever #best fnaf oc #best fnaf ocs #satire ocs #scott hire me #five nights at freddy's

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eminsunnytoons123 · 19 days

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Happy april fools Day, y'all! =^_^=

#the muppets #kermit the frog #sam the eagle #beaker muppets #link hogthrob #rowlf the dog #waldorf and statler #april fools day #emi rambles

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thegoobiedoober · 2 years

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the joker would absolutely despise waldorf and statler. it doesn't matter which joker it is, he'd absotutely despise waldorf and statler. Comically more than anyone else

#dc #the joker #joker #statler and waldorf #waldorf and statler #the muppets #muppets

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zebracakesarecopingmechanisms · 10 months

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The dynamic between Bunsen + Beaker and Waldorf + Statler is a shining example of mlm hostility

#🤡.txt #muppets #the muppet show #the muppets #statler and waldorf #Waldorf and Statler #bunsenbeaker

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magicaloctopus333 · 1 year

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Day 19 of Muppet Advent- Statler and Waldorf!

#waldorf and statler #statler and waldorf #muppets #muppet #octi made #2022 #december #december 2022 #ink

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vampireopossum · 1 year

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stan pines would shoot waldorf and statler square between the eyes from a mile away if they said a single word about him

#stanley pines #grunkle stan #stan pines #gravity falls #muppets #waldorf #statler #waldorf and statler #oc

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inbarfink · 8 months

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twigsyy · 1 month

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i watched through all of fim a little bit ago and my only wish is that they kept starlight a little evil, like comically

#art #mlp fim #twilight sparkle #starlight glimmer #if i were a writer she'd be in the back of every scene w trixie antagonizing twilight like statler and waldorf

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haveamagicalday · 4 months

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I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets

#the muppets #statler and waldorf #muppets #Disney #my post #kermit the frog #miss piggy #the muppet show #fozzie bear #gonzo

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jimhenson-themuppetmaster · 10 months

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" You, No You "

#the muppets #statler and waldorf

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raindingrandom · 9 months

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"I think X is a genius new name for Twitter."

"Really? Why's that?"

"Because after all these terrible new changes, it represents the people kissing this site goodbye!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

#The Muppets #The Muppet Show #Statler and Waldorf #Twitter #TwitterX #Muppets #Elon Musk #Image Edits #cue the end-of-episode saxophone honk

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daily-uquiz · 1 year

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#uquiz #muppets #the muppets #kermit the frog #miss piggy #gonzo #animal #crazy harry #statler and waldorf #I got them lol

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anghraine · 2 months

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It's 11 PM, but one of my favorite little Darcy/Elizabeth moments happens while she still hates him and thinks he's a depraved monster, and I find it really entertaining.

It's during the Kent section, when Darcy calls at the parsonage and finds Elizabeth alone. During a longer, awkward conversation in which they both deeply misunderstand each other, they have this tiny interchange:

[Darcy:] “This seems a very comfortable house. Lady Catherine, I believe, did a great deal to it when Mr Collins first came to Hunsford.” “I believe she did—and I am sure she could not have bestowed her kindness on a more grateful object.” “Mr Collins appears very fortunate in his choice of a wife.” “Yes, indeed; his friends may well rejoice in his having met with one of the very few sensible women who would have accepted him, or have made him happy if they had. My friend has an excellent understanding—though I am not certain that I consider her marrying Mr Collins as the wisest thing she ever did."

So: they are in Mr Collins's house. Darcy tries to re-start the conversation with a polite nothing about the house. Elizabeth agrees about Lady Catherine's micro-managing, but can't resist the chance to make a sly jab at Mr Collins (who is not present) to Darcy (a genuine villain, as far as she believes).

Darcy's reply looks a bit like an attempt to redirect the conversation into safer waters (they can agree that Charlotte is cool!). But although his remark is only somewhat related to what Elizabeth said, I think it's a natural follow-up in his mind because he is also insulting Mr Collins, if more subtly.

He could have praised Mr Collins's judgment in choosing Charlotte or just said something nice about Charlotte; he doesn't. Instead, he suggests that Mr Collins's choice of Charlotte was a matter of good fortune—or chance, as Charlotte herself would say!—on Collins's part. Darcy and Elizabeth both know Collins is a fool and that his choice of a woman like Charlotte says nothing about his judgment, only about his good fortune. (Elizabeth has even better reason than Darcy to know how much Collins ending up with Charlotte was lucky for him, but Darcy can see it anyway.)

Darcy's phrasing gives him some plausible deniability, but I think he's generally quite careful with his wording and the implicit insult to Mr Collins is not accidental.

Elizabeth, I think, takes this exactly as intended. She's not at all confused about where this tangent came from or offended by it or anything. She readily seizes on the new line of conversation as encouragement to keep insulting Mr Collins and his appeal to women with functioning brainpower.

Elizabeth is pretty scrupulously polite in general, so I kind of love that she just starts venting about her absolute contempt for Mr Collins and the Collins/Charlotte marriage to Darcy in the middle of a tense and weird conversation in Mr Collins's house. And I love that Darcy, who is otherwise more or less dog-paddling his way through this conversation, is like "yeah, your friend seems really cool, that dumbass is lucky he accidentally chose someone with a brain."

Elizabeth: "Right? And, let me add-"

(Is it a bit of an asshole move on both their parts in the context of that scene? Yeah, I think a little. I also love it! Please trash-talk obnoxious hosts in their own parlours for the rest of your lives.)

#anghraine babbles #deep blogging #i'm feeling a bit 'don't explain the joke' about ... well. explaining the joke. but it's still funny to me!#darcy and elizabeth are genuinely good people but sometimes they can't help statler and waldorfing it up #austen blogging #pride and prejudice #jane austen #elizabeth bennet #fitzwilliam darcy #otp of otps #sidenote: i don't think darcy and charlotte really interact 'onstage'#but i find it interesting that charlotte (who does not like men) sticks up for him multiple times #and is the one to deduce months before the pemberley scenes that darcy is generally different than she's known him #meanwhile darcy is oblivious to charlotte trying to further his romance with elizabeth but is like ... good vibes tbh #charlotte lucas

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driveintheaterofthemind · 1 year

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