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unnamedelement · a day ago
The problem with tiktok is that I have this person has low impulse control when it comes to Tolkien, so now all the dumb thoughts in my this person’s brain are immediately projected onto memes with my own damn with this person’s damn face
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unnamedelement · 3 days ago
Part 3: This Elf and This Dwarf *Might* Be Gay
Let’s sail into the West together—no homo! (LesbiReal, tho, they are—in the most conservative interpretation of the facts—at least enjoying a QPR or an exceptionally romantic friendship.)
they’re in love, your honor
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unnamedelement · 6 days ago
Part One: This Elf and This Dwarf *Might* Be Gay
Inspired by this TikTok series on SamFro and this desire I accidentally typed into being:
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For a slightly more nuanced take, here is the longer YouTube video. (CC available. Mind the credits and disclaimers in the video description.)
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unnamedelement · 16 days ago
i’m like 20% sure this is the funniest “overly-specific Tolkien thing” I have ever created X
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unnamedelement · 21 days ago
I used to make jokes imagining what kinds of embarrassing things I would have done if TikTok had been around when I was a teenager. However, it turns out I don’t actually have to imagine what I would have done, because, now that I have a TikTok, I know EXACTLY what kinds of embarrassing things I would have done, and they are exactly this
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unnamedelement · 23 days ago
Defending the Teleri / making fun of Tolkien’s ethnic & racial hierarchies is 100% the hill I will die on
Tolkien himself was an Eldar—and specifically a Noldor—Stan, but SOMEONE HAS TO LOVE THE TELERI.
*for the record, I’m being facetious about the 20 minutes thing but
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unnamedelement · 29 days ago
Hi, mom!
I’m 30 years old and still use my parents’ Amazon account... On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, all my fic with explicit content on AO3 has now been set to “acct required to view.” 🔐🤷🏼‍♀️🤣
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unnamedelement · a month ago
from this fic
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unnamedelement · a month ago
Fic-writer problems, #1:
understanding your own damn drafts
Yes, I do continue to find myself hilarious
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unnamedelement · a month ago
Y’all, I don’t know what to tell you. I did not MEAN to select this photo on TikTok (I was trying to make it the background for my video, which is only slightly less embarrassing) and then this music JUST STARTED AUTOPLAYING and I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD IN DAYS
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