#wade x peter

[hedonistbyheart]

Mutations make you super hungry

#spideypool #deadpool #spiderman #spider man #wade wilson #peter parker #wade x peter #my art #om nom nom #they're always having fastfood dates in canon who's to say they don't eat other things as well? :3

[forgetful-nerd]

Matt: How did you two meet?

Wade: I was walking home when I locked eyes with him across the street, and I fell head over heals for him.

Peter: I noticed him staring at me and then he walked into the middle of the street, and got hit by a car.

#for some reason this one feels choppy but I can’t fix it #marvel #avengers #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #wade wilson #deadpool #matt murdock #daredevil #dare devil #spideypool #wade x peter #peter x wade

[casualfr1days]

Spiderpool tv girl rrggh

#spiderman x deadpool #spiderpool #spiderman #deadpool fanart #Deadpool #tv girl #fanart #art #artwork #artists on tumblr #wade x peter

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Peter: I need your help. Wade(immediately): Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

#incorrect quotes #spideypool #marvel #peter x wade #wade x peter #original: brooklyn nine nine #wade wilson #peter parker #deadpool #spider-man

[lukas-dusk]

Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?

Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.

Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.

Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.

Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!

Wade : and the daily bugle...

J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!

Wade : I'm sorry...

Peter is regretting is life choice

#peter parker #wade wilson #spider man #deadpool #spideypool #wade x peter #incorrect quotes #avengers #marvel #x men #fantastic four #sinister six #daily bugle #j. jonah jameson

[three-possums-playing-human]

Spideypool Incorrect Quotes

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

Wade: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

Peter, pretending he isn’t currently a bruised mess: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Wade, getting ready to go kill whoever hurt his Spidey: An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

Peter, running on 2 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

Wade: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Spidey

Peter: I hate myself.

Wade: Alright, square up.

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

Peter: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Wade: I don't want your advice.

Peter: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

#spideypool is my life #spiderman x deadpool #spider man #spiderman #spideypool #peter parker incorrect quotes #wade x peter #peter parker x wade wilson #peter parker #wade winston wilson #wade wilson #wade wilson incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect spideypool

[offtophic]

Peter's phone

Verses

Wade's phone

#marvel #spider man #incorrect marvel quotes #spiderman #deadpool #dead pool #spidypool #spideypool #wade x peter #wade wilson #peter parker #mine

[sakotsu-t]

Wade x Peter doodle

#fanart #spideypool #wade/peter #wade x peter

[scoliosisgoblin]

A bit messy, but it's my favorite artwork rn

#I love messy sketches idk why #Peter's kissing Wade's handussy :) #Peter Parker #Spiderman #Deadpool #Deadpool movie #Spiderpool #Spideypool #Spiderman x Deadpool #Wade Wilson #Wade x Peter #Them 💕

[49311grayson]

[Spideypool] Science

Wade, complaining: Peter—— you've been ignoring me for three days!

Peter, frown: Quiet, okay? I have to finish this science project tonight.

Wade, nagging: Oh great. Now I have to fight with science for you.

#spideypool #wade wilson x peter parker #peter parker x wade wilson #wade x peter #peter x wade #peter parker #wade wilson #marvel comics

[hedonistbyheart]

Turns out I really enjoy drawing people in skintight suits~

#spideypool #deadpool #spider man #wade wilson #peter parker #wade x peter #my art #spiderman #spiderman fanart #marvel fanart #peter climbed him like a tree in case anyone wondered lol #I like making Wade beefy #I also always end up unmasking peter because i so want to draw his curls and his blush

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: so does this mean we’re married now?

Wade: only if I get to keep the dog and pinball machine in the divorce.

Peter: well dang, if you’re already planning for a divorce… I don’t know man.

Wade: ok since you wanna have an attitude. I get to keep the squirrel proof bird feeder as well.

Pater: How DARE YOU go for the bird feeder-

Wade: I was trying to keep things civil. But if you want to raise your voice too, then fine! I’m taking all the spoons to.

Wade: enjoy the inconvenience of not being able to eat your cereal in a normal way.

Peter: I don’t eat cereal because I’m not a child.

Wade: AND THIS IS WHY WE’RE GETTING A DIVORCE!

#fake marriage trope #original: tik tok I think #peter does eat cereal but he’d never let wade know that now #marvel #avengers #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #deadpool #wade wilson #spideypool #wade x peter #peter x wade

[dragonstar2568]

!!!!!!!Angst Warning!!!!!! Spideypool

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When wade died he gave Peter his katanas, and as silly as it sounded Peter felt like he lost some of his self that day, like crack went in his heart some of the fun and joy in life started to seep out and the true ugliness of reality started to seep in.

It’s been two months since Dea-Wade since Wade died in his arms he was protecting Peter. It was Peters fault like always. They had a fight 3 days before, over something stupid and small Peter started it. He was tired and pissed so snapped at Wade, When all Wade tried to do was comfort him, Peter said things he never meant and things you never say to your Best Friend to the One person who was always there and always had your back.

 But in the end, evan after what Peter said Wade traded his life, just so Peter would be safe. Wade was a hero and he died like one. By protecting someone he loved. in Peters eyes Wade was hero. Not the kind of hero people thought Spider-Man was or Captain America, no he was Peters Hero. The kind of hero that you knew would always be there too save you, the kind that would tear apart the world if you asked them too, and Wade would have just to see Peter smile.

If Peter had the choice he would go back in time and punch himself in the face for even thinking about yelling at Wade……..but he can’t because the world isn’t some magical happy place, Where if you wish hard enough then something good will happen, It doesn’t work like that, All the world wants to do is break you. There isn’t a beautiful and kind light in everyone.

After losing everyone he cared about, Just because they tried to protect him. Peter learned two things: you can’t save everyone,… And revenge makes you a lot happier, when it is truly dealt with. Not by putting them behind bars No, sometimes true monsters deserve to be to be put to death for there crimes.

Spider-Man isn’t a hero anymore, (honestly he doesn’t think he ever truly was a hero) now he’s just a guy in a red and black suit with two katanas on his hips.

And if Peter, Truly could go back in time, yeah he would punch himself sure, but he would have finally told Wade, that…he loved him.

#angst #sad thoughts #peter x wade #spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #deadpool #spider man #dead wade wilson #dead may parker #marval #marvel #avengers #wade x peter #this made me sad #my poor baby #!!!!!! #major character death

[dysfunctionalcreature]

Spideypool is so coquette. Wade is the unironic gaslight gatekeep girlboss, female manipulator, "I ❤️ Patrick Bateman" kind of coquette. Peter is the wannabe sugar baby, "daddy's little girl", horny pillow princess kind of coquette.

#typed this post up at 12:30am roughly a year ago and completey forgot about it until right now #so here #perhaps someone will understand my vision #this post is brought to you by: my deadpool and spideypool playlists both having so many Lana Del Rey songs on them #marvel #coquette girlies don't come for me. I don't mean any of this insultingly #deadpool #wade wilson #wade winston wilson #peter parker #spiderman #spider man #peter b parker #spideypool #spiderpool #wade x peter #peter parker x wade wilson #peter x wade #wade wilson/peter parker #coquette #trans wade wilson #trans peter parker #wade wilson x peter parker #peter parker/wade wilson

[lukas-dusk]

Wade : Hey Peter?

Peter : Yeah?

Wade : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Peter :

Peter : ...What.

#he's trying his best #flirting #incorrect quotes #wade wilson #peter parker #wade x peter #spider man #spideypool #deadpool #marvel cinematic universe #marvel

[bookwormthings1328]

Peter: I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Wade: perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear

Peter:

Peter: You mean the ring bearER, right?

Wade: *sweating*

Peter: Wade, look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

#marvel #spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #chat #dialogue prompt #deadpool #spiderman #wade x peter