#vulnerable lucifer

[brewstersbru]

More radioapple with ace Alastor (cont. of last 📻🍎 fic) sorry if its a little ooc im sappy

“No.”

Alastor’s voice comes out quick and staticky as he expertly dodges Lucifer’s hands trying to pet down his waistcoat. Lucifer immediately steps back, eyes wide.

“Sorry! Sorry, Al, was that not okay?” He asks, still keeping his distance. Alastor’s expression is inscrutable, nose wrinkled as he smiles at the ground.

It’s quiet for a moment before Alastor shakes his head.

“I need to be alone for a bit.” He grits, then, just as Lucifer goes to respond, his shadows envelop him and he melts from the room.

“That’s-“ Lucifer sighs, “fine.” Leave it to him to somehow fuck this up. “This” being the unspoken, ever so slightly romantic thing he and Alastor have had going on ever since that night in the bathroom.

It started with meals; after figuring out that Lucifer was bearing his wound, Alastor- for lack of a better term- threw himself into feeding him.

Lucifer thought it was sweet that he used his, surprisingly human, ways to care for him through recovery. The food probably didn’t do anything tangible in helping Lucifer’s body patch itself together, but it made him feel warm, loved. Better than he has in an age.

The food, of course, was delicious, but what Lucifer liked most about taking meals with Alastor was the quiet sense of simply being with another person, without expectation. Without an unspoken asking for something in return. Lucifer had already done his part, and the pulsing pain in his chest each night was infinitely worth each peaceful hour.

At first, Alastor didn’t touch him if he didn’t have to, but just him being there, acknowledging Lucifer’s presence and doing his best to care for him through the pain was enough. Lucifer thought it would be over when he was finally healed, that Alastor would consider his debt repaid and leave him to his own devices once the bleeding stopped.

It was almost too much to imagine.

Lucifer has a nasty habit of getting attached, which is really quite unfortunate given his circumstances. Still, he hasn’t been able to shake it quite yet, and in a shameful moment of spiraling weakness, he had torn through his stitches, hoping to elongate the healing window, even just slightly.

He left the three green X’s alone, tried to keep it secret, but somehow Alastor figured it out, like he always seems to.

Furious, he’d marched Lucifer right back to the bathroom and redid his stiches, this time entirely with the neon green thread he is able to manifest at will.  The thread was warm, a little biting against his skin, but Lucifer liked it. Liked that it meant Alastor would pay attention to him.

God, what a pathetic thing to do. He still cringes when he thinks back on it, but loneliness will make a wasteland out of you. And Lucifer was desperate enough to bleed for the company, his blood is a mere pittance, after all. He’ll never run dry.

The longer they spent together, the more comfortable Alastor was touching Lucifer; little brushes against his shoulder as he passed behind his usual seat at the kitchen island, a steadying hand on his side when he checked his stitches.

It was bliss.

There was a starving, gnawing part of him that basked in it; that took the offered touches like scraps from a table and still wanted more. Another part of him, cold and still burnt from the last time, told him not to get stupid, not to ask for more than he was worth.

Never to beg, because begging is unbecoming of a king.

They fell into a rhythm, small touches, loaded glances, oh so subtle forms of care. Lucifer was healed before he wanted to be, but Alastor didn’t stop. Didn’t leave, even when he checked his stitches one day and, grinning, snipped them away to reveal a shining pink scar.

Even healed, Alastor cooked for him. Even on days when he couldn’t force himself to leave his room, a covered plate would be left just outside his door, food incomprehensibly warm even hours after being made. The touches- maddening, lovely as they were- continued, chaste and addicting as ever.

Lucifer began to feel wild with it. Something inside of him- frayed at the edges, and torn in the middle- couldn’t quite grasp what was happening. Why? He thought. Why, still? Why me? He never got the courage to ask, too afraid of Alastor realizing his mistake.

So, they continued like that. Alastor got more comfortable touching Lucifer who was more than happy to let him. It seemed like he didn’t get much practice with it. Touching.

The more Lucifer fell into the lull of security, the more he noticed the tentativeness of each touch, the careful laying of each finger against pale skin, as if Alastor were exploring touch for the first time. As if it fascinated him.

Lucifer never asked- always afraid of doing something stupid to make the final shoe drop faster- but he did notice. And he began coming up with a plan. Alastor is not the only person in hell who sees their relationships as transactional. Good deeds must be paid back. They must, or you’re indebted. Or, more frighteningly, at least to Lucifer, they will grow bored of you.

They will see that you are ungrateful, and they will leave.

Unwilling to let that happen, Lucifer devised a plot. Alastor has very obviously never been very intimate with anyone before, which is totally ok, if not confusing given his objectively handsome features. But he evidently, somehow, feels safe exploring intimacy with Lucifer, which is so incredibly heartening (it makes something hot burst in his chest every time he thinks about it). Lucifer can use this to pay Alastor back, slowly introduce him to different touches until he feels more comfortable with them.

It’s perfect. Or- he thought it was perfect. Until today. Until Alastor got that wide, panicked look in his eyes as he shouted “No!” before running off to recover. Father Above. How did Lucifer manage to fuck up this bad? There’s no way they recover from this.

He takes a second to mourn the relationship before squaring his shoulders and heading to his room to write about a hundred drafts of his apology letter. He can’t believe he so brazenly stepped over a boundary, not even realizing it was there!

He’s the king of hell for godssakes, he should know when one of his subjects is on edge, or uncomfortable. More than that, he’s spent enough time with Alastor that he should know his tells, as well.

Some king he’s turned out to be, huh? Fuck.

***

It takes Alastor two days to appear before Lucifer again, and not for lack of trying on his part. Lucifer had forced himself from his room each day, wandering the hotel’s grounds looking for him. Several times he would sit at the bar for hours on end, watching, waiting.

Not for nothing, though, he’s learned something quite interesting about the bartender, Husk, and Angel Dust, the porn star.

Over a series of poorly hushed conversations, and not-so-surreptitious glances, he’s learned that they’re dating. Have been for a good few weeks, and somehow no one’s noticed. They seem glad of that fact, though, so Lucifer resolves not to tell anyone.

More interesting, though, is that Husk has been urging his boyfriend to ‘go for what he wants, for once’ which Lucifer hadn’t really understood until he looked over and caught both of them hurriedly looking away. Super unsuspiciously. It was almost enough to make a grown man blush, the sudden knowledge that he was wanted. That despite what he tells himself in his worst moments, he is desirable.

Angel is an attractive man, Lucifer’s not too insecure in himself to admit that, but something curdles in his gut at the thought of pursuing anything with him while he and Alastor are still on the rocks. Which… Is new, and a little terrifying.

Plus, he doesn’t exactly seem like the type to take charge, if you catch his drift, and while Lucifer is happy to play any role his partner wants, he doesn’t know if he’d be any good at it. Not anymore. He just can’t see himself as a figure of authority, not when he knows what it’s really like to be himself. Pathetic, and lonely. The thought of embarrassing himself like that while vulnerable is excruciating, so he pretends not to have noticed their intentions. Thankfully, Angel hasn’t approached him yet. He’s not sure what he would say, anyway.

Back to the most pressing matter, Alastor knocks on Lucifer’s door late at night, two days after the awkwardness of Lucifer’s unwanted touches. When Lucifer opens the door, he’s smiling calmly, and holding two covered plates, one in each hand.

“May I come in?” He asks. Lucifer nods, doggedly, then flushes when he remembers the state that his room is in, after several nights of wallowing. Being the king of hell does have its perks, though, so he snaps his fingers and the place rights itself.

Not before Alastor gets a good enough look to purse his lips disapprovingly, though.

Lucifer manifests a small table and two chairs, which Alastor makes immediate use of, placing a plate in front of each chair, and pulling one out for Lucifer to sit in.

“Please, take a seat. I think we need to talk.” Great. That’s always a good start to a conversation. Not like that’s ever gone wrong for Lucifer before. Nope.

With a sigh- internally steeling himself against the impending rejection- Lucifer sits. Alastor hums, and follows suit, snapping his fingers to disappear the lids to their food as soon as he’s seated.

It looks delicious, as it always does. Some sort of colored rice dish with meat and veggies mixed throughout. Lucifer smiles and thanks him, snapping to manifest some drinks- a champagne for himself, and a rich red wine for Alastor.

It’s quiet for a bit as they take their first few bites. Lucifer hums his appreciation, which Alastor’s smile ticks up at.

Finally, stomach knotting itself enough to disrupt his enjoyment of the food, Lucifer speaks.

“I’m so sorry, Al. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, but I did, and if there’s anything I can do- anything at all- to make up for it-“ before he can finish, Alastor cuts in, voice staticky.

“It wasn’t your fault, my dear. You didn’t know. I’m afraid I…” He trails off for a bit, mulling over his next words. Lucifer waits patiently, eyes wide.

“I’m afraid I can’t do that specific kind of touching. I don’t like it.” He’s not looking at Lucifer anymore, head turned to the side as he taps his claws against his wine glass. Lucifer tilts his head.  

“By ‘that kind of touching’, do you mean on your torso? I don’t want to mess it up again.” He asks. It’s a little presumptuous to imply that he’ll be able to touch Alastor, after this, but he’s too on edge to censor himself correctly. Alastor scoffs.

“You did not ‘mess anything up’. There was just a simple miscommunication. By that I mean sexual touches. Or anything meant to lead in that direction.” Ah, Lucifer’s hand had been quite close to his navel, and his intention was most definitely to take the touches further if Alastor was comfortable with it. He nods, apologizing once more.

“Got it. Sorry again, Al, I know you don’t think I need to say it, but I still feel bad. Thank you for telling me.” Lucifer- infinitely relieved and brimming with ill-advised hope- smiles up at him and rests his hand, palm up, in the middle of the table. Maybe he can salvage this. Maybe he doesn’t have to lose everything again.

Alastor’s grin softens at the edges as his eyes rove over Lucifer’s expression. He ‘tsk’s but places his own hand on top of Lucifer’s, gently intertwining their fingers and bringing them up to press a small kiss to Lucifer’s knuckles.

A giddy laugh bursts from Lucifer’s chest and he buries his face- or what he can manage to obscure of it- into the palm of his remaining hand. It’s okay. Alastor’s not angry with him, it’s okay.

A few tears gather on his lashline, but he blinks them away before they can fall. Alastor’s other hand leaves his wine glass to brush just underneath Lucifer’s eye.

“Oh, don’t cry, dearest. It’s alright.” He says, voice softer than Lucifer thinks he’s ever heard it. It occurs to him that this must have been hard for Alastor, too, so unused to being vulnerable, but still showing this part of himself to Lucifer, and for what? So that Lucifer feels better? To put his mind at ease?

It’s so stupid.

It’s so kind.

Lucifer shakes his head, “Happy tears, Al. Thanks for trusting me.”

Alastor’s thumb swipes against the apple of his cheek as he hums.

“As if I could do anything else.”

#radioapple #lucifer magne #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer x alastor #hazbin hotel #old men yaoi #the intrinsic love in making meals for someone #lucifers inability to see himself objectively #alastor's a little too nice in this one but idc #i feel like being vulnerable is hard for him too #brublurbs #there is some self harm here #just tw #lucifer hurts himself to try and keep al invested #stupid head #huskerdust crumbs #also setting up for a later fic i wanna do abt the four of them #but thats for laterrrr #asexual alastor #sex repulsed alastor

[melverie]

Okay but since they're clearly planning on making Lucifer last again I want them to really go all in

Make him act like the biggest prideful asshole to ever exist. Have him act like he literally thinks he's the pinnacle of all creation. He should absolutely tear into everyone around him for the tiniest of mistakes while also highlight that he would never have let that happen. Let him distance himself from his brothers because they're "all beneath him anyway". I want him to tell Diavolo straight to his face that maybe "someone more qualified" should become the next Demon King while clearly referring to himself. I just want to see him really succumb to his sin

And then when MC enters his mind, I want him to be so utterly broken by his pride. The chaos that it caused, how it robs him of his ability to speak his mind, properly show his feelings and be himself. By all of the expectations that are constantly placed on him. By the torment of feeling like he's responsible for Lilith's death, the guilt of not being able to tell his brothers that she actually exists. By being convinced no matter what he does he somehow always manages to hurt the people dearest to him in some way

Just this once I want him to (more or less) openly be completely vunerable and a real mess of emotions

#and then afterwards they have a drunk karaoke session and lived happily ever after. the end :) #@devs give me more vulnerable Luzifi please i promise i'll be nice afterwards <3 #also i think we're still missing luci's line from the website...? #the “my pride hurt my brothers” one #anyway setting myself up for disappointment again wuuhh! #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer

[doodlboy]

MC!El's reaction immediately after hearing this

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #nightbringer mc #obey me mc #mc elliot #blood #violence #elliot doodles #ft els new nightbringer outfit #i want to murder a sorcerer rn #also this took longer than it was initially supposed to bc i started drawing it really anatomically correct and junk #but it didnt have the vibe i wanted #so i restarted this like- 4 times #he's so casual and jolly about this shit. no wonder lucifer very aggressively turns solomon down every time he asks 4 a pact #like 'haha yeah i keep trying to force lucifer into a pact [which for non OM people pacts are a big deal]' #'and the only reason i got one with asmodeus was bc he was in a vulnerable state that i took advantage of! ^^' #UGH I WANT TO THROTTLE HIM #stupid old man i kick his ass #oh yea i forgot his tag #obey me solomon #solomon obey me

[smallest-moon]

if my love-at-first-sight refused to even shake my hand and now hes one of my trusted people, i too would be over the moon. what is not registering in your head bestie?

#but i dont blame him im sure lucifer is too busy feeling flustered on the inside #besides this is all happening in front of everyone as if that man would let himself be that vulnerable i get him i do #obey me diavolo #obey me dialuci #obey me lucifer #obey me lesson 7 #obey me

[danydoc]

Vulnerable ❤️

#netflix #lucifer and chloe #chloe x lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer netflix #lucifer #chloe decker #deckerstaredit #deckerstar #lauren german #tom ellis #vulnerable

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Something about Lucifer reaching out to Sam in 11x04 Baby almost right after he finally has sex for the first time years.

#does vulnerability deserve punishment? #or is vulnerability inherently an invitation? #sam winchester #lucifer spn #tw consent issues #not rly sure how to tag this tbh but thats the implication #spn 11x04 #supernatural

[franklespine]

They really didn't do enough with the sam seeing visions and thinking that they're from God, when really they're from Lucifer plotline in s11, because holy crap that was good. There is something that is just so devastatingly fascinating about sam, desperate to believe in a force greater than himself, and for that force of divine intervention and purity to have chosen him. Then to have these visions show him his deepest and most central traumatic wound, to lead him back towards this suffering. Oh the TURMOIL.

Sam has always craved purity - he has always wanted desperately to belong, to be pure like everyone else. The little kid who thought he could never go on a holy quest because he wasn't clean enough, who went on to find out about the demon blood fed to him when he was an infant and thinking this is the puzzle piece he was missing - this is the answer to why he feels the way he does - he is impure and wretched on a biological level. He is filled with self-doubt in s1-2 as to his powers and what this means for him, clawing at faith (faith in Dean and their policy of saving people as much as faith in a religious sense) to feel stabalised. He is frustrated and angry in s4 at this demon blood in him, the fact that there is something innately evil in him that he can never 'rip out' or 'scrub clean'. Then by the time s8 rolls around he LEAPS at the chance to purify himself. Yeah, cause that's healthy. All of this is to say that when sam gets his first vision after praying in the hospital chapel, he wants so desperately to believe that it is God who has looked down on him and thought him worthy. That, for once, the divine have been the ones to put their faith in him, not the devil.

And then the reveal. It was never God. It was never something holy.

Evil has kept its claws in him since he was six months old and he will never be clean of it. It was the devil all along. This realisation is crushing and I will never get over Sam's face as he realises, wide eyed with shock and horror as a tears spills out of his eye. Devastating.

But yet the deep seeded horror of this plotline is so underexplored. Like, call me biased but I would have really stretched this idea out a few more episodes at LEAST. Place more emphasis on this moral conundrum between wanting to have faith and yet this faith asking you to do something no person should ever go through.

In fact, I loved the first few episodes of s11, they had me on the edge of my seat. The black veined virus thing?? Amazing - I want more. It would have been cool to have seen this be a continuous thing across the whole season. Like if the season slowly devolved into this kind of wrought post-apocalyptic thing. Ik that probably wouldn't work but I would have loved to see it. And creepy baby Amara and that exorcism stuff - so cool. Anyway, this post is kind of a mess, but I just loved how s11 started; the darker tone, the boys completely out of their depth, the idea of this biblical plague that makes people 'unclean, in the biblical sense' - super fun ideas. It's not that I didn't like where s11 ended up, but I just feel like at some point the tone completely changed and it just got a bit... goofy. I blame Lucifer, mainly (and chuck). Every scene with Lucifer and Sam I was pulling my hair out cause WHY IS SAM SO CALM?? This guy literally tortured him for centuries and had him so dreadfully freaked out at the start of the season and now its like yeah whatever. And it's not like I expected it to take centre stage or anything but in theory, the idea that the Winchester's bestest bestie Cas is possessed by Lucifer, who they actually now need to stop Amara should have been some crazy psycho horror shit. Sam should have been seeing Lucifer's mannerisms like second nature, thinking he's going crazy. Dean should be worried that Sam's is going off his rocker and yet also feeling something so fundamentally off with Cas. But they just didn't feel the need to delve into that whatsoever I guess.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I really loved the ideas, particularly surrounding Sam, that were going on at the start of s11. I think using this as a springboard would have been a really interesting exploration of character for him, and Dean too as he is forced to confront how Sam's relationship with faith and purity differs from his own, and then ultimately a revaluation of the way he sees him. I mean, he wasn't exactly supportive once he found out Sam having demon blood had some side effects. Even when he didn't know about Sam drinking demon blood or Ruby, even when Sam was truly just saving people he called him a monster, told him that if he didn't know him, he's want to hunt him. Crazy times.

#supernatural #sam winchester #spn #dean winchester #castiel #lucifer #spn s11 #poor sammy #I have similar ideas about the s7 beginning #The start of s7 is just amazing I love it also #shit just keeps happening #there is nothing like the pit in your stomach that falls when at the end of the second episode sam and dean are in the ambulance #sam's passed out dean w a broken leg and dean goes which hospital are you taking us to? and the paramedic is like sixous falls #the place where the leviathans are #just damn #and then the escape from the hospital?? #omg there is nothing like the true vulnerable horror in which Dean scrambles out of the hospital like another one of my favourite scenes #the tension as he drags himself out of there on crutches #leviathan doctors hot on his tail #wow

[devildom-classics]

I think kissing that little diamond on Lucifer’s forehead. I think about it more often than I should honestly.

#obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #it drives me mad #and the two versions of lucifer would have different reactions too #obey me shall we date lucifer would be a relax into it be the blushy man we know and love #Nightbringer lucifer tho #that mark is a sign that he fell or the demon he truly is now #if you do that to him #he doesn't react at first but steady he starts crying #his pride will never admit it #but someone accepting his demon form when both he and his brothers are still accepting themselves would be a very vulnerable moment

[alexander-23]

Ultimate comfort?

I comfort character with wings (I.e. Alcina Dimitrescu or Lucifer Morningstar) to hold me while hiding us from others in their wings, showering me with soft love and affection. Like it’s like a double hug and giving us our privacy to be vulnerable. I could cry thinking about it!

#gwendoline christie #reader insert #gwen christie #x y/n #resident evil 8 #alcina dimitrescu #alcina x reader #re8 village #resident evil #re8 #res evil #lady alcina dimitrescu #re 8 #lady alcina x reader #lady alcina dimtrescu #lucifer morningstar #Lucifer #the sandman #wings #vulnerability

[suncaptor]

Lucifer never trying to get Sam to say yes after he gets out of the Cage is soooo funny because like Sam never saying yes to Let Him Out is much different than giving Lucifer a better vessel. ESPECIALLY when Michael is in the Cage so the main advantage is the person enduring the burning out violation of depression is saved while Lucifer's other wreckage remains the Sam.

#i genuinely think he could have done it but he cant fucking risk looking vulnerable and letting Sam have the power to reject him #like that again #spn #incoherents #sammy #supernatural #sam winchester #lucifer

[amtrak12]

Writing is hard and this is on track to be a 140,000 word fanfic. If it takes 2.5 years to finish posting like you (wrongly btw) calculated then that's how long it's going to take. THANK YOU!

#Oh my god I just have to laugh at the comments on this chapter because there's nothing else to do with them #the latest one was just 'Wow Lucifer you're a dick' #which is objectively the most hilarious response you can have to a chapter of him being vulnerable #and admitting to Chloe that he's the Devil. Like yeah he didn't instantly mother this strange 3 year old #but it's LUCIFER???? When would he ever???? o_O #Do people realize you're talking to the author when you leave a comment or do they think they're talking to the story itself? #Because so many of these comments are talking just to the story. Very interesting #At least someone said they laughed when Rory accused Lucifer of stealing her wings. :D #All I wanted was someone to think that was funny too so I'm pleased.

[melverie]

Tag game time!

Now that season 1 is over, let's gather everyone's favorite moments from NB. If you want you can also add why you like that moment but no pressure!

Anyway here's mine:

[19-17]

While that small little interaction itself is hilarious, I actually love the entire conversation with Lucifer so much. I just love seeing him drop his pride and instead just be so vulnerbale for once. Seeing a more honest Lucifer was actually what first made me like him ever since the og s2 finale, and I think part of it has to do with the fact that Lucifer's sin is mostly just an internal thing? Like, unlike with Beel or Mammon and their sins, it's really hard to show how Lucifer is actually affected by it, which is why these few instances where we do get to see how he's barely holding himself together underneath his mask of the arrogant and perfect Avatar of Pride are so effective. They make my heart break in the best kind of way, and NB has really been treating me with those vulnerbale Luci moments

But yeah, like I said this interaction by itself was just funny as hell <3

Anyways, tagging @acaribeau @doomcandy @impish-ivy @yellowserendipitea + anyone else that wants to join in!

#i said it once and i'll never shut up about it #vulnerable lucifer = best lucifer #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #tag game #mel's starry musings

[unproduciblesmackdown]

some odds & ends behind the scenes photos of the mysteries ft. asia kate dillon as lucifer

#the top pic is Like That (i.e. that out of focus) #asia kate dillon #the mysteries #lucifer the mysteries #lucifer mysteries #stating that the direction they're getting there is ''collapse in vulnerability.'' sounds great to me #these are all the instagram The Mysteries pics i found. not nearly enough lol my appetite for Akd Lucifer Material is only whetted #but hell yeah figuring there might be more in there to be found with some scrolling....there was; truly #and even if you find out there's Not more material where you thought there might be....well; now you Know there isn't #oh yeah that third pic was posted by chase brock. what's up bestie

[danydoc]

Vulnerable together ❤️

#netflix #deckerstaredit #deckerstar #lucifer and chloe #chloe x lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer netflix #lucifer #chloe decker #Telefilm #lauren german #tom ellis #vulnerable #lucifer edit #Gif #Kiss

[belphieslilcow]

i know i've talked about this before but in the kid event when sol brings you to the side and says he's sorry for the whole curse thing, but he says he wanted to apologize earlier but he was scared to and mind you he starts crying during all this???

i don't think i have the screenshots anymore but like oh my god im taking him to therapy right now???

#the fact that when put into the headspace of a 4 year old he's too scared to apologize and starts crying when he does is so fucking heartbr #heartbreaking #obey me #obey me solomon #sol with the unresolved parental trauma #that maybe he hasn't tried dealing with beause of how long his parents mustve been dead for #but it coming out when he's in a vulnerable headspace #LUCIFER TAKE ME TO THE LAYER OF HELL WHERE ABUSIVE PARENTS ARE I GOT A FEW WORDS TO SAY TO THEM #ALSO YOU MAY WANNA TEACH ME HEBREW SO THEYLL UNDERSTAND ME

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

so glad other people like having lucifer suffer as much as i do <3 

#shall we date does this thing #where there's that one guy who cannot express their emotions properly #i have played so many of their games at this point and i am always gravitated towards these clowns #normally its because of past trauma or a sense of duty #sometimes its both #and it creates this fun little narrative w #where they cant step over this little boundary of safety they've created #but they end up suffering twice as much because of it #lucifer is funny because he uses the power of misdirection to prevent any genuine emotional dialogues sometimes #mc lets have sex because i dont really know how to verbalise my love with you as i dont like vulnerability #and even better is that it leaves room for people who are like #yes d*ddy dom luci <3 #or clowns like me whose like sad emotionally constipated old man #yes pathetic man who is on his knees for genuine emotional connection <3 #if youve read my tags you have three choices #hand in marriage #a forehead kiss #or a cookie #om! #i am shall we date stan account #i can tell you about the other men that fall under this category based on memory if people are interested lol