#volim se

[ramonaofmanyfandoms]

TI SI SA BALKANA 😨😨😨

😂😂..daa? Pozdrav iz susjedstva :> 🇭🇷🌸 !

#cini se da mi zesce fali balkan swag ako je to ljudima tolko nevjerojatno 😔 to je sve zato sto ne volim ajvar /j

[ashmp3]

happy birthday ajla @egos my dearest friend… i love you so much and i wish you all the happiness in the universe 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼💖🌟🫶🏻

#volim te nadam se da ćemo se videti 2024 neki balkan 3racha meet up you know how it is! cmok cmok cmok #tt

[mishkakagehishka]

Ja san mokri san svakog studenta psihologije/sociologije/itd jer ja tako obožavan ispunjavat anketice

#to je zato jer san puna sebe i rijetko što volim tolko puno kao kad me se pita da blebećen o svojin mišljenjima

[da-riya]

#Ovaj prevod je vala ko što su na portalu napisali ''do Jaja'' #Volim kako su preveli ime Aya Shameimaru na Aja Šamejrić #i što su promenili priču da bude o tome kako Aja ide da se sukobi sa kolegicama iz meteose jer su sjebali prognozu #Ali mrzim kako fakat svako ju je spopao da je zove ci*ankom #Frajer koji je napisao ovo koristi tu reč ko što bi neki 4channer koristio reč na N #emmm.... For the rest of my followers this is about the Serbian Touhou Troll translation of HSiFS

[kontra-svijeta]

#Volim svoje random biljeske #I volim sto se nikad ne sjecam da sam nesto zapisala pa nerijetko samu sebe iznenadim

[nismo-na-filmu-zaboga]

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#volim te ali si nekad bas los prijatelj #a inace si bolji covjek od mene #pa se pitam kakav sam tek ja prijatelj

[effervescentdragon]

joško jebem li ti sunce da ti jebem

#volim kad nasi igraju pa mogu da im se najebem svega kako treba

[kradljivac-kostiju]

današnji vajb 🥰

#volim kad ide “SEKIRU TI VA LEĐA ZABIJEEEN AAAAAAA” baš se nekako mogu poistovjetit s tim tekstom <3 #jel da napravim tag za hrvatske postove hm hm #zveckanje kostiju #lmfao zvuci ful glupo al neka #SoundCloud

[intomesea]

Stvarno nekad mrzim kako su većina muškarca odgojena da ne trebaju ništa radit po kući osim kad ih se pita da nešto naprave, počivši od mog starog koji ništa ne radi po cijeli dan, a mama koja je neizlječivo bolesna i pere i kuha i usisava kad se osjeća da ima snage.

#on da nema mame bi umro od gladi valjda #boze dragi #volim tatu ali JEBOTE #kaj ti se sve treba rec

[babaroqa]

nisam imala ni najblažeg pojma da je nina badrić ikad bila na euroviziji lol tko je nju poslao

#ali imali smo neke tako dobre hitove #marija magdalena i neka mi ne svane def na vrhu ljestvice #ali moja štikla i vukovi umiru sami close contenders #i iskreno ja jaaaako volim više nisam tvoja pjesma moje mladosti claudia beni fan number 1 #i žak ajme zvuči kao da dvije različite osobe to pjevaju wtf #(ali on mi ne spada u hitove lol samo sad slušam i šokirala sam se) #eurovizija

[ragnarsdaughter]

god bless

#serbian #language #translation #lost in translation #funny #ubij se #god bless #ono kad se potrudiš da objasniš #volim taj naš balkanski cinizam

[da-riya]

Me: I mostly listen to foreign music idk

Me 3 seconds after hearing a song sung in my language:

#ex yu rock #volim kako ovu nekad puste na radiju kad se svira naš rok #jebi što zemlje nema kak' ćeš svirati rok iz devedesetih a ne puštat belo dugme??! #Youtube

[toskadosta]

da znas

ja sam sada bolja da znas

ne pijem vise

ne tugujem vise

da znas i da nemam nijedan ispit za septembar!

ja sam sada sretnija da znas

ja sada imam pet prijatelja

i ne izlazim vise kao prije

sada vise volim prirodu da znas

i planinarim

i idem na piknike

i cijenim sve oko sebe puno vise

ja sebe sada puno vise volim da znas.

nikad vise se ne bih tebi vratila

i nikad vise ne bih iste stvari trpila

i nikad za nikad neces vise da vidis staru ja

da znas.

#bosnia #hrvatska #citati #srbija #croatia #free verse #ljubavni citati #balkan citati #literature #tekst #poezija #pjesma #ljubav

[illusionsdelusions101]

Language ~Jude Bellingham 

        (Had an idea that the reader speaks a different language, but I don’t speak anything other than Croatian, and I don’t want to google translate stuff, so enjoy!)        “Babe?” Jude entered your bedroom, looking for you. You were on the bed and signalled to him to stay quite with your finger over your lips. “Da, čut ćemo se uskoro, bok!" You take the phone off your ear and hang up on the phone. Jude looks at you with a puzzled look. “Was that Croatian?” He goes and sits on the edge of the bed. “Yeah.” You smile, Jude only spoke English and a bit of German, you on the other hand spoke English, Croatian, (+ Any other language you actually speak).  

“Can you teach me some?” He asked. You raised your eyebrows in surprise, Jude always complained that whenever you spoke another language, he wouldn’t understand, and he got a bit mad at times.  You would often switch languages when you argued with him, he would be upset after, he thought you cursed him out or said something bad about him. You would always reassure him after though, telling him that you were only saying stuff about the topic you were arguing on. 

“Is there something in general you would like to learn?” You move next to him, sitting cross legged but instead, he pulled you into his lap. “We’ll get to that later, baby. How about, whenever I get something write, I get a kiss....?” He smirks. Your cheeks turn a dark red. “Sure..” You say shyly. “I want to learn how to say, “I love you.”” he says. “That’s ‘volim te.’” You say slowly so he can figure out each syllable. “Volim te.” He repeats. You nod approvingly and he goes and gives your lips a lingering kiss.  

You throw your head back laughing. “No! The lj is like a lyuh sound!” You say giggling. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SOUND?” Jude asks with wide eyes. You laugh harder and he starts too as well. He slides his hands to your ass and gives them a little squeeze. “Babe... Can you teach me to say something?” He whispers in your ear. “Of course, what do you want to know?” You grin. “I want to fuck.” He grazes your ear lobe. Your face turns a dark shade of red. “Želim jebati..” You whisper. He moves his hands up to your waist and then he flips you onto the bed, you underneath him. “Želim jebati.” He repeats. 

Let’s say, you both had a lot of fun learning languages that night. 

#oneshot #x reader #jude bellingham x you #jude bellingham #fluff #smut? #soccer #football #la liga #real madrid