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jon-mcbrine-author · 5 days

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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year

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Vision: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Steve: Why?

Vision: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Tony: I love it when you two impersonate human beings

#incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers memes #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #incorrect tony stark #tony stark #iron man #vision

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icalledhimpietro · 1 year

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Me busting into every Avenger's house demanding to know what their excuse is for not being there for Wanda

Then proceeding to slam open the doors of a nursing home and catch that star spangled son of bitch's eye

Steve's old ass just eating his jello:

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no-avengers-died-fuck-you · 3 months

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I was bored (and yes, I know I forgot some people *cough* Rhody *cough* it was an accident that I didn't bother to go back and fix)

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ihsnamih · 9 months

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#harry potter #dumbledore #hogwarts #voldemort #ron weasley #hermione granger #snape #harry potter books #deathly hallows #meme #wanda maximoff #vision #marvel #avengers #dr strange #multiverse of madness #crossover #elder wand

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thanos-the-dad-titan · 4 months

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#thanos #marvel #marvel comics #thanos the mad titan #infinity gauntlet #marvel cosmic #avengers #marvel cinematic universe #vision #the vision #gamora #the guy checking the other girl out meme

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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my-love-is-mine-all-mine-103 · 1 year

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When I tell you I watched this scene on Loki(tv series) and I was PISSED

#loki memes #loki layfeson #loki of asgard #loki odinson #loki of jotunheim #loki tv show #avengers endgame #avengers infinity war #the vision #gamora #natasha romanoff #tony stark

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supercosplaylover · 2 years

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"Please Don't Hurt Us." 🥺

#scarletwitch #wanda vision #wanda maximoff #elizabeth olsen #billy and tommy #avengers #doctor strange #multiverse of madness #marvel memes #marvel cinematic universe #mcu

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jelenina · 1 year

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Steve Rogers, bursting into the Avengers Tower Lobby: WHICH ONE OF YOU DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER TAKING A SHIT?

Peter parker (a meme child), Shuri (a meme child), Bucky Barnes (he got bored), Loki (cultured thank you very much), Vision (the internet personified), Wanda Maximoff (is used to her boyfriend), Tony Stark (also cultured, how dare you), Clint Barton (a literal child):

DESGUSTANG

#the avengers #peter parker #wanda mcu #steve rogers #bucky barnes #tony stark #vision #loki (marvel)#clint barton #mcu shuri #meme children #all of em #i love these fools

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viribusblog · 2 years

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#marvel #marvel memes #marvel fans #excited for phase 4 #doctor strange and the multiverse of madness #marvel movie #multiverse #wanda mcu #vision #wandavision #what if ultron won #avengers ultron #power couple

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tommyofspeed · 2 years

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tag drop.

#❛ ━━ › ⌜ OLD RED RIDING HOOD / WANDA MAXIMOFF⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ THE FALLEN AVENGER / VISION⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ THE MAGIC TWIN / BILLY MAXIMOFF⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ UNCLE P / PIETRO MAXIMOFF⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ WHAT’S AN AVENGER ?? / AVENGERS⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ LIFE IN WESTVIEW / HEADCANONS⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ I’M THE COOL TWIN / VISAGE⌟#❛ ━━ › ⌜ MESSAGE FROM WHERE ?? / MEMES ⌟#✧✧ —— ( MAIN VERSE ) —— ✧✧#✧✧ —— ( WANDAVISION VERSE ) —— ✧✧#✧✧ —— ( MULTIVERSE VERSE ) —— ✧✧

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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years

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Bucky: You are aware that you married a toaster right?

Wanda, slightly glowing:..

Bucky, internally: oh fuck

Wanda: You married a dumbass who jumps out of planes without parachute?

Bucky:

Bucky: fair

#stucky incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers memes #bucky barnes #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #steve x bucky #winter soldier #wanda maximoff #wanda #scarlet witch #vision #wandavision

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spidergrotto · 5 months

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steve INSISTS on creating a discord server for the avengers by himself, he spends a good month figuring it all out with the help of bucky, adding announcements, rules, and bots so it looks ‘cool’

it ends up being used for everything but work, bucky and sam argue on three different chats all day while peter randomly pops in with a reference. tony is never online until he is and pepper is the only moderator asides from steve.

nat only replies to peter and sometimes makes fun of clint but otherwise doesn’t use it, bruce only ever uses it at night, him and peter usually start discussing his dna and make up really random theories ( tony shows up if he’s awake )

wanda and vision only use the general chat and send serious questions ( steve is grateful. ) that is until wanda starts getting into conspiracy theories and suddenly everyone’s arguing about a flat earth and the illumanti

peter randomly tags bucky to see if he knows a reference or a meme.

#marvel mcu #avengers family #the avengers #out of context discord #peter parker #bruce banner #clint barton #sam wilson #bucky barnes #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff

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ynscrazylife · 8 months

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if you still do avengers reqs, what would the avengers and y/n talk about in the avengers resident groupchat? y/n!stark x peter 🙏🙏

The Avengers Groupchat Would Include . . .

Let’s start off with who’s in this groupchat: you (obviously), Peter, Tony, Natasha, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Wanda, Sam, Thor, Scott, Vision & Carol (Rocket was in the chat but he got kicked out, Ayo’s in there but she doesn’t chat much, Nebula would be there but she doesn’t get how to use a phone, Rhodey has better things to do than be in there)

Let’s be honest, Carol did not see the sense in her being there because there’s not gonna be WiFi throughout the galaxy.

“LTE, Carol!” — You, probably

Thor also didn’t really get it because there’s not WiFi on Asgard, but he’s too kind to say no

Naming the groupchat was hell. Every second, someone would change it (usually either you, Peter, or Sam) until Tony put his foot down and programmed FRIDAY to make it so no one could change it from “Avengers”

Natasha’s usually the one who sends reminders about training

Steve will send reminders about meetings

Lots of pictures of each other are sent, mostly when they don’t know photos are being taken of them

The conversations range from someone asking what people want from the grocery store (Scott goes on grocery runs) to fierce debates over who’s the better fighter (It’s Nat, no one can beat her in sparring)

Tony will ask you and Peter if your homework is done (which you both annoyed, then Natasha yells at you)

It’s best to silence the notifications because they’re too, too much

Regular FaceTimes are a thing even though you’re usually all in the same tower

“Thor, your video cuts out when you go over Heimdall’s bridge.”

Wanda and Vision usually ask if they can double date with anyone (ends up being Scott and Hope or you and Peter)

Peter will send cute pictures of you that the Avengers ADORE. He’s tickling you? He’s recording a video. You fell asleep? He’s taking a picture.

“Peter, you’re not tickling her right. You have to get her knees.” — Tony

“DAD, STOP!”

Clint’s kids love to take his phone to chat with the Avengers

And they LOVE chatting with them

“Auntie Nat, when are you visiting!” “Soon!!”

Sam and Peter both send lots of memes

“I don’t get it.” — Steve

Bruce doesn’t talk much but you know who’s a great texter? THE HULK

Hulk is the king of keyboard smashes

“RERRRHDHDHSJSJS”

“Someone get Nat to do the lullaby.”

Hulk has smashed Bruce’s phone on multiple occasions tho

“Should I invent armor for Bruce’s phone?” — Tony

Yelena will steal Nat’s phone to troll the chat

Clint sends updates on his farm

Pepper will confiscate Tony’s phone when he needs to work so she’ll end up chatting

Everyone loves chatting to Pepper

Tony managed to get wifi on Carol’s ship so she’ll send updates from space

Thor tries to text, it doesn’t go great

When badgered by Natasha, Ayo will text

Nebula has occasionally hopped onto the group chat when Peter Q helps her

The group chat was SO ACTIVE when you and Peter went to prom

They were spamming the entire time, asking for pictures and updates and telling ya’ll not to drink

If anyone’s sitting out of a mission (usually you and Peter), they’ll text in the group chat to annoy those who are on the mission

“WE ARE DEEP UNDERCOVER SHUT THE FUCK UP” - Natasha

Getting Nat to swear in the group chat isn’t rare but it is dangerous

ALSO TEXTING STYLES

Vision, Ayo, and Steve text with perfect grammar, short and to the point (Steve has a tendency to go on tangents, though).

Tony’s style switches constantly depending on his mood

Natasha, Sam, Wanda, you, and Peter text with abbreviations and lowercase sometimes

Carol usually sends photos, not many texts. She’ll occasionally send an lol or lmao.

Scott is always cheerful. He uses lots of smiley faces.

Tony will put an ironic amount of obnoxious emojis.

Clint’s tired and his texting reflects that. As short as possible usually.

There’s always something chaotic going on

But there’s also some of the funniest moments

Typos? SAM WILL HARP ON YOU

So will Natasha

The Avengers are a family and they love each other so much, it’s definitely represented in the groupchat

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bulkyphrase · 2 months

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Steve Rogers + Hydra Trash Party: A Valentine's Day Rec List

Happy Valentine's Day! There's nothing more romantic to me than absolutely terrible things happening to my favorite fictional men, so please enjoy this list of all my Steve-centric HTP faves.

I know these are not for everyone, so this first fic is a cute story where Hydra accidentally turns themselves into cephalopods:

The Better to Hug You With by Lauralot (@lauralot89) (General Audiences | 1,740 words | No Archive Warnings Apply)

Summary: As he's stepping off the Metro, Steve catches a glimpse of waving tentacles in his peripheral vision. An octopus is wriggling onto the platform. He's entering the Triskelion when it happens again: a flash of tentacles in the corner of his eye, this time roping around a filing cabinet. Clearly Steve needs more sleep.

Everything after this is more HTP-typical non-con and violence, so proceed with caution and be sure to check the tags before reading.

[Podfic] A Hostile Work Environment read by sallysparrow017 (Explicit, 45-60 Minutes, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Note: The original has been deleted but at least we still have a great podfic version of this amazing fic

Summary: Podfic of stoatsandwich's 'A Hostile Work Environment' Five times Captain America fantasized about being gang-raped by the STRIKE Team, plus one more.

Blood from a Stone by shinelikethunder (tenlittlebullets) (@shinelikethunder) (Explicit | 23,651 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: Once you passed a certain point in the hierarchy, getting ordered to do shit like lead a gangbang on Captain America was a surprise but not a shock. Fill for a hydratrashmeme prompt requesting a Hydra/Steve gangbang where Steve has been dosed with aphrodisiacs to force him to get off. Or, a trash party dumpster travesty in two acts:Act 1: Steve Rogers: World's Most Defiant Hydra Party FavorAct 2: Post-Rescue Hurt/Comfort: Now With Bonus Steve/Sam Sex Pollen Dubcon Also available as a podfic read by sallysparrow017

Catastrophe (Breeds Strength) by sock_bealady (Explicit | 21,272 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage)

Summary: Not long after the events of Iron Man 3, the Avengers are captured by what they thought were friends. Rumlow promises they won't remember a thing. Steve is starting to hope he's right.

For What it's Worth by throttlegainwell (@throttlegainwell) (Explicit | 11,654 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: When he found the safehouse, after it had been scoured for evidence, he’d personally taken it down to studs. He recognized the room from the tape. What he hadn’t recognized so far was any of the men from the tape. None of them had surfaced, none had been so involved in Project Insight that they hadn’t run for the hills when defeat was on the air. And he knew their faces. He knew them. He knew their ugly jeering voices and their obnoxious laughs and their appendectomy scars and at this point he might even recognize their dicks at a urinal. He’d know them the second he saw them. If he saw them. Part of him hoped that Bucky wouldn’t, but Bucky seemed to remember a lot more than he claimed, so it seemed a stretch too far. As he rather violently found out seven months later, on a side street in Prague at two thirty-three in the morning, it was.

Four Across by justanotherStonyfan (Explicit | 5,728 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: Written for a prompt on the Hydra Trash Meme -So say HYDRA uses the Winter Soldier to seduce people as a spy as well as to assassinate people. Some people like it vanilla, some people like to dominate him - and some people want to be dominated by him. He's conditioned to be dominant when triggered by a certain word or phrase. There's a word/phrase to turn dom!WS off too, but the character of your choice has no idea what it is. They didn't mean to trigger this aspect of the Soldier, they just happened to say the wrong thing.

Give Me Your Filth by Dira Sudis (dsudis) (@dsudis) (Explicit | 15,378 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: "I don't care," Bucky said. "I don't care which one was you and which one was someone else. You're underneath me now. It's my turn. I do things now, and you lie there and take it." This was going to hurt.

I Remembered You Were Mine by hobbitdragon (Explicit | 4,455 words | Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: Steve awakes in a strange place with a familiar face standing over him. He has no idea where he is or how he got there, but at least Bucky is with him. Also available as a podfic read by Tipsy_Kitty (@tipsyxkitty)

Man in the Box by buckybleeds (@buckybleeds) (Explicit | 29,239 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: This is the fic I've been referring to as "the horrible boxfic." Hydra wins and Steve gets put into a put into a sex vending machine in the Strike team locker room.

Mnemosyne by MilesHibernus (Explicit | 6,924 words | Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: Steve's working on dealing with a mission gone wrong when Bucky comes in from the cold.

Salt by throttlegainwell (@throttlegainwell) (Mature | 7,168 words | Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: Memory is inconvenient – for so many reasons, in so many ways. Bucky’d read the books and seen the movies and, frankly, lived the horror show. He knew the misconceptions that people so easily believed. Memories weren’t like movies; they’re not so neat, not so cleanly edited, not so purposeful. They’re just bits of collected and confusingly collated data. Attempting to get around that fact, as had so been the case for the treatment of his mind, was unnatural.

Show You How by justanotherStonyfan (Explicit | 10,567 words | Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: Written for a prompt on the Hydra Trash Meme:Rumlow and Steve have started fooling around sometime shortly before the events of CA: TWS. They've done stuff - they've probably sucked each other off, maybe some fingering, whatever - but Rumlow hasn't actually fucked Steve yet. Steve is still a virgin in the sense of not having had penetrative sex, at least with a dude. Steve is taken into custody, maybe after the bridge fight if they didn't get rescued. He gets taken to whatever horrible gang-bang cell exists in the HYDRA sub-basement with Rumlow and other random thugs. Rumlow says something with super mean fake tenderness like, hey, sorry I've kept you waiting this long to get your cherry popped, but I really wanted it to be the right moment . Which, of course, is going to be right now in front of everybody. Up to the writer if other people then get involved too. Bonus points if Steve isn't particularly naive; he knows there's stuff Rumlow isn't telling him or maybe even that he's being played in some way, but obviously doesn't know the extent of it and is enjoying the sex and the general human contact/comfort before horrible things start going down.

The Wolf by ipoiledi (@ipoiledi) (Explicit | 5,114 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence)

Summary: So it started that way: a harmless joke.

to burn your kingdom down by glorious_spoon (@glorious-spoon) (Explicit | 12,370 words | Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: The Avengers go after a Hydra splinter cell with a nasty habit of brutalizing their prisoners. Steve has some ugly history with them, and when a rescue mission gone wrong leaves him and Sam in enemy hands, the situation gets uglier still.

TsumBody to Love by buckybleeds (@buckybleeds) (Explicit | 7,067 words | Rape/Non-Con)

Summary: *handwavium* Bucky and Steve are now tsum tsums and Brock's gonna fuck 'em and they're going to be sad and squeaky about it.

#warning: rec list writer may have fundamentally misunderstood the concepts of 'romance' and 'valentine's day'#marvel fic rec #steve rogers #hydra trash party #happy valentine's day

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