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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
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amazing-spiderlad · 3 months
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
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spn-lesbian · 9 months
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Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
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*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
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Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching* Simeon: Simeon: Are you three okay? Belphie: I’m a little messed up Satan and MC: same
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Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.
Xie Lian: San Lang!!!
Heaven: NO!
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greghatecrimes · 5 months
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what do you mean this wasn’t canon
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aphmcu-mha · 1 month
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Husk: I had a dream we fucked
Angel: Relax, it was just a dream
Husk: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you
Angel: You wouldn’t?
Husk: I mean, unless you want to-
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.
Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.
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shyjusticewarrior · 6 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 185
Jason: Hey bro, can I have a sip of that water?
Tim: It's not water.
Jason: Vodka? I like your style-
Tim: It's vinegar.
Jason: What?
Tim: It's vinegar, pussy.
Duke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.
Jason: *eating a cheese stick in the background*
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nixster627 · 7 months
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Lan Wangji: Guess who I slept with last night?
Lan Xichen: Who?
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying.
Lan Xichen: ...
Lan Wangji: What? You said "fuck the Pathriarch."
Lan Xichen: Patriarchy. I said "fuck the patriarchy."
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Bruce: Okay, you know what? You’re in timeout! Get on top of the fridge. Get up there!
Y/N: *climbing the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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he doesn’t bite
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Lucifer: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?! Satan: What does that even mean?
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