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How would the guys from "Don't talk to me or my son ever again" be as househusband's? 💋
Thanks! I enjoyed writing this!
Warnings: fluff, established relationships
-Househusband Material-
Riddle Rosehearts
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-This is the most babygirl househusband you could ever have.
-He will wear the cutest outfits and most cheesy aprons- oh my stars- he will be absolutely adorable.
-He wouldn't even realize how cute he is which is the best part of it.
-This guy would wake up two hours before you to cook you breakfast. It wouldn't taste the best starting out, but in time he gets better at cooking.
-Warning: his food may or may not be edible sometimes-
-Though you eat it anyways or else he gets noticeably sad.
-On the days you work long hours, he looks at pictures of you to not miss you so much.
-When you get home he eagerly opens the door only to be showered by pepper kisses.
-He pours you a cup of tea and brings out sweets he had baked in the day for your enjoyment.
-"Thank you for all your hard work, Riddle." You kiss him as a thank you, "I love you."
-Even in marriage this tyrant gets flustered at your affection.
-"I-I love you too."
-You smile at his flustered expression.
-He would do anything to keep you happy.
Leona Kingscholar
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-Sleeps in.
-The sleepiest househusband you could ever have.
-He's more of a trophy husband to be honest. He stays buff for you to um- enjoy.
-Even though he grumbles about it, he'll do the chores and cook your meals.
-It's only fair since you provide for him.
-Even though he could technically just live off of whatever the twisted wonderland equivalent is of a trust fund and get other people to do everything for him but he loves you so he stays with you-
-When you get home, he's typically asleep already so you quietly sneak into the room the two of you share and kiss his forehead.
-Little do you know he's awake whenever you do this but keeps pretending to be asleep because he's scared you'll stop if you realize it.
-He guesses he loves you too...
Azul Ashengrotto
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He does the taxes.
All of the taxes.
Wakes up early...
...for what?
To do the taxes.
It's not tax season?
He plans future taxes.
...Besides taxes Azul will cook you some of the most scumpdidiliucious food.
Like freakin' Gordon Ramsey level stuff, small portions too, like how they do in fancy restaurants.
He'll make sure your place doesn't even look lived in.
Will try to flirt with you but if you flirt back he will get to flustered to function.
"I was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to eat with me this morning." He traces his fingers along your shoulder.
"Couldn't have forgotten since I was sleeping with you~" You steal a kiss from him and he pauses for a few seconds.
"But look at this-" he looks away for a second, unable to look at you without heat rushing to his cheeks "-hm! -"
You kiss him again.
He supposes it would be alright if you sleep in every once in a while...
Jamil Viper
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-Has experience from taking care of Kalim.
-Nagging housewife trope for sure though it's in a good way because he feels free enough to speak his mind around you.
"Why do you always leave your socks in your shoes?!" Jamil throws your sock into the laundry bin.
"Sorry!" You call from the other room.
"Stop being sorry and build better habits instead!"
-He definitely tries to overwork himself with house chores and cooking if you ever invite someone over, but you help him out and make sure he doesn't stress himself too much.
-The house will smell like some real good cooking 24/7.
-Would appreciate whenever you help him cook.
-You always bring a trinket from the outside world back home that you think he'd like.
"Jamil!" You slam the door open, "Look at this! Look! I got it for you!"
Jamil startles up from the couch at your loud entrance
You bring out a wooden snake. It has tiny flowers carved into it. You smile at him, awaiting his response.
"It's... nice." He comments. You nod eagerly. "...Thank you."
He kisses your cheek in thanks. Before he pulls away fully you grab his face and bring him to your lips.
"You missed."
Warmth spreads over his face.
He most certainly did miss...
Vil Shoenheit
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-I'm sorry but you will not longer be consuming tasty food.
-Kale and healthy things from this point on.
-He will cook unhealthy foods only when it's a special occasion. Even then he makes sure it isn't fat or grease heavy.
-Will wake up three hours before you to do his make-up, hair, choose at least three outfits for the day, and then lays back down next to you in a silk robe waiting for you to wake up and be graced by his angelic presence.
You wake up and see Vil with a full face of makeup.
"Good morning beautiful." He greets.
"..."
"Vil it's five in the morning."
-He showers you with kisses and hugs whenever he can.
-He puts on lipstick so it stains whenever he kisses you and then you have to stay home a bit longer to wash off the stains.
-Arranges your outfits to match his sometimes.
-Plans regular dates.
-Waits at the door around the time you'll be home to help you with your jacket and shoes. Kinda like the maid outfit incident.
-Likes to listen to all the gossip from work.
Vil starts to undo your tie, "How was work?"
"Kyle messed up the prints again." You sigh, "He blamed it on his wife. Obviously."
"Ugh, I'm not surprised, sweet potato." He rolls his eyes, "Typical Kyle."
"Mhm." He finishes undoing your tie go's to hang it up with your jacket. You follow and sit on your shared bed. "How was your day, beautiful?" You wiggle your eyebrows.
He sits next to you and the two of you lay down.
"It was perfectly fine but it would have better if you were here, my sweet potato." He kisses you on the cheek leaving a mark.
You smile and kiss him back on the lips instead.
"I love you, Vil."
"I love you too, sweet potato..."
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Rook was a very interesting best man for Vil- but he made sure Vil rocked his wedding dress 👍
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kanroji-san · 3 months
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Vil: Yuu/Mc, get up.
Yuu/Mc: I am not sleeping. I am dead. Leave flowers, say something about my perpetual beauty and leave.
Vil: I just said you couldn't have ice cream before dinner...
Yuu/Mc: Have you always hated me this much?!
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aerith-jade · 1 year
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*Yuu snapped at everyone and started acting like a bitch*
Vil: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Yuu: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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jelsah27 · 10 months
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Pomefiore Dorm First Year Study Session
First Years: *looking around*
Ace: Hey Grimm, where's MC?
Grimm: Henchman had a meeting with some movie producers. Apparently, MC is very good at screen writing... whatever that means... but they said they wouldn't be late so that means they should be here-
MC: *busts though the door* I'm not late!
Grimm: Now.
MC: Sorry guys, I had to haggle with the producers longer than expected. Now let's get this show on the road!
Vil: *is behind the door about to enter and scold the potato for running in incorrect attire*
Deuce: What were you haggling about?
MC: Oh, I said they could have the script if Vil was in it.
Vil: *pauses*
Epel: That doesn't sound like it'd be hard. Most would pay the producers to get them to hire that prima donna- I mean a celebrity like him.
MC: Well that is true but I didn't want him to have the role they wanted to give him.
MC: I said they would have to hire him as the Main Character. They said they would like to give him the villain's role. But as the writer I felt appalled. I wrote the male lead to be the sexy villain type to get the female leads attention. She is drawn in by the subtle kindness that shown in the moments someone needed it most. While everyone only saw his so-called "evil persona", she saw that it was nothing but protecting the people he loved. I also created the role of the "villain" to be a play on the sweet boy type, he isn't evil, he doesn't even have any true interactions with the character. But he's the standard by which the mc is held to. He's the wall mc always has to beat but never seems to succeed. He's the one everyone tries to get to save the FL. This "villain" is the one obstacle that always seems to be in the way. But slowly the mc realizes that the "villain" wasn't the problem at all. It was the society that was flawed. Just because that person is the one everyone wants him to battle doesn't mean they're right. He can be himself and still win the girl. He can strive to be the best he can be without being to be the villain type everyone wanted to cast him as. He can co-exist with someone who is almost the opposite without being mortal enemies. He can simply live.
MC: In the end they caved, so it all works out. Anyway lets get to studying. Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber are gonna fail at this rate.
Ace and Grimm: Hey!
Vil:*smiling softly*
Vil: *starts calling his manager* I want to take the movie offer I am about to get. Let me know when it comes up or you're fired.
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sorbetisfruity · 11 months
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I feel like when Vil laughs super hard he snorts and he tries SOOOO hard to hide it because he thinks it’s gross and embarrassing:((((
And then one day you two are talking and you say something that makes him laugh his pretty little ass off and he SNORTS!!!
He immediately stops laughing, and you start laughing and pointing at him and his first thought is ‘omg are they gonna make fun of me???’
But instead you say “THAT WAS SO CUTEEEE!!” in between all your laughs. And you reassure him and tell him how you thought his snort was absolutely adorable!!!
And he blushes and from that day forward?
He only snorts in front of you:(((
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madamvanrouge · 6 months
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Vil Schoenheit As Your Boyfriend
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↠ When you started dating Vil, everyone's treatment of you is bound to change. You're now treated as a celebrity as well, and Cater hounds you for pictures.
↠Vil already knew you would get popular on dating him, and helps set clear boundaries so people don't overstep their familiarity with you or use you in any way to get closer to Vil.
↠Don't worry, Vil, being the perfect embodiment of the Evil Queen's spirit of tenacity, will be there at your side. Someone asks for too many selfies from you? Someone's getting too close for comfort? He'll be at your side in an instant and tell the person rude enough to disturb his partner to get lost in an instant.
↠Vil's love language [giving] is quality time and acts of service. He loves spending time with his partner, making memories that are bound to last a lifetime. He has a busy schedule? Don't worry, he'll still take some time off to see you. If he's too busy, he might ask you to come help him with work or atleast join him for a meal. He's attached to you too much, don't blame him. He will make time for you no matter how busy he is. You are his first priority [mostly]. Vil loves providing for his partner with acts of service. Expect the spa treatment whenever Vil gets his hands on you and a nice, relaxing movie date while you snuggle together with hot chocolate in your matching cups. (<3)
↠Vil's love languages [receiving] are words of affirmation and acts of service. The queen loves being told of his beauty, not just from his followers and admirers, but especially from you. The words you give Vil are so much more precious to his heart than any other, so be sure to praise him and do his hair for him gently (don't worry, he'll teach you how if you don't know) while letting him know how well he's done, how proud you are of him. Even if you just bring him a simple lunch or drink after he's had a long day, the queen of Pomefiore will become eager to wrap you in his affection, wishing to shower you with kisses and hugs.
↠Vil will definitely take you to meet his dad during the dating period. Vil's dad is really chill and supportive. He's glad Vil found someone he can share his life with, and only wishes the best for you two. He sees you as another child, and takes you and Vil out for fun family outings whenever your schedules manage to match.
↠Vil isn't averse to cuddling, he mostly prefers cuddling at night because during the day, it might give his clothes wrinkles or make his hair messy, which is not something he prefers. Of course, if you're going through a rough spot, morals be damned, he'll cuddle you for hours if needed, get Rook to prepare you a bath and your favourite drink, and massage you himself as you tell him what happened.
↠Vil is not very jealous as a partner. He's very self assured but if he spots you getting too physically friendly with someone (or if he sees you with Neige), he'll immediately intervene with a professional smile, pull you towards him and change the subject if necessary. Later, he'll sulk about it and demand for kisses.
↠Vil will hug his phone like a highschool girl after mushy, fluffy texts. He also has a tendency to scream like a highschool girl in private if you agree for a date or if he's super happy that you planned something together. Bless Rook's ears, he's always listening.
↠ Vil's kisses are usually slow and gentle, the type that leave you with a lingering feeling of euphoria long after the kiss has been broken. His lips are always soft and hued with lipstick, which you might have to fix for him if it gets smudged after a kiss.
↠Vil's hugs are long-lasting in private, he loves embracing you and feeling you in his arms, as you relax together. In public, he refrains from anything more than holding hands or cheek kisses.
↠Epel is now your and Vil's gremlin child who will constantly seek your protection when Vil is out for his blood. Good luck.
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lorkai · 28 days
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.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ A/N: I'm a little biased as always when it comes to those two but this was one of my best fics imo, look at their happy faces. They're so precious! I love them sm ipjwiojweoijg. There's probably some typos but I'm super busy with uni stuff + can't find the time now to proofread and this has been on my drafts for a while now, so I'm posting how it is. Tagging u bcs u asked, I hope u like this silly fic! @hanafubukki
.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ Not necessarily a warning but there's some suggestiveness at the start.
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"Today I'm going to steal Rook's hat!" Those were your exact words.
You said this at six o'clock in the morning, the sun still creeping across the sky to brighten everyone and everything another day, after having entered through the open window of Vil's room like a gremlin - how you did it he had no idea considering his room was on the top floor of Pomefiore.
And in that moment, when you gush about how smooth and soft Rook's hat felt to the touch, and how you would play with the feather and laugh at the surprised expression on Rook's face, Vil wanted nothing more than to turn to the other side of the bed and go back to sleep.
You threw yourself into the vacant space next to Vil, swinging your legs happily as you asked for your beloved's help. Your little puppy eyes making his heart clench and twist inside his chest, like it always did when you used that same trick time and time again.
Breathe, exhale. He remembered. He couldn't give in to your whims again, he remembered well what happened last time.
You invited yourself even closer to him, ignoring your personal distance to cup his face in your hands, fingers massaging the silky skin as you looked up at him. "Please, Mein Lieber."
For a long second, Vil wondered how he could love two persons as chaotic as you and Rook. You two were practically the same and more times than you should you followed the hunter around, imitating his mannerisms and making him laugh like that because you think it was funny. You liked imitating him and Rook loved to have you around, taking you to people watch while you both stated your observations on each person.
This and Rook liked to teach you the hunter ways. So far, you haven't killed anyone with your bad bow skills.
"Du bist die Liebe meiines Lebeéns." You whispered against his ear, consonants and vowels completely exaggerated and some pronounced wrong. And he ignored you, rolling his eyes, accustomed to your antics by now.
One of the different things between you and Rook is that the Chasseur D'amour would use flattery and his good observation to get what he wanted, you instead always chose to irritate people (mainly Vil) with your terrible German speech. Was it your only weapon or was it just because Vil couldn't bear such torture?
He preferred not to know.
You then changed tactics, preferring to fill his face with slow kisses but always avoiding the place he wanted you to kiss him. His temples, his cheeks, his nose, his chin, every bit of skin your lips touched made him feel dizzy. Vil could mentally hear Rook's whines if he were there, ignored, Rook was always so needy for his and yours attention.
His rough, chipped lips slowly descending though the queen's neck while his hands free from his gloves gently navigated Vil's sides and hips. He trembled in your arms.
"That's enough!" Vil looked at you, panting. He held you before you could kiss his eyebrows too. "I'll help you, but you better come here right now and kiss me. On the lips, darling."
You didn't need to hear it twice. The kiss began softly, a needy dance of emotions. But he wanted more, needed more until he was truly satisfied with it. You had woken him up too early, had disturbed him and irritated him. He needed this to restore his good mood.
He needed you like you needed him.
Time seemed to slow down as you met again for a kiss, and another, and another, and hundreds of others, leaving only a sweet freshness behind. That was how he described all the kisses he shared with you, all of them precious.
Vil felt you smiling through the kiss, he could feel the aura of victory and presumption that exuded from you. He bit your bottom lip hard to keep your attention on him, making you whine.
"However, the execution of this plan of yours will depend entirely on you, Liebling. I don't need to remind you that Rook is a great observer and will instantly know you’re up to something if you act differently.”
You nodded as if you were confident that your other lover wouldn't be able to notice anything. Or at least, that he didn't realize it until it was too late.
Later, after you had kissed Vil until he was beaming and satisfied, and his lips were softly swollen, you found yourself sitting on a high branch of a tree, hidden from view and engulfed by green leaves. Waiting for the right moment, watching your target.
You forced your eyes to follow every movement of your vulnerable prey, the one who was sitting a few meters away from you, resting in his usual spot and polishing his bow.
As promised, Vil was talking to Rook about a subject you didn't know what it was. His expression carried the usual serious air but it was accompanied by a calm smile. Rook had that effect on him. And in you too, as if he always knew what you needed to hear to smile, to laugh and to cry.
Yuu notices the way Rook tilts his head to better hear what Vil is saying and how Vil laughs at Rook's jokes. A few seconds go by, you very slowly starts to climb down from your hiding spot, at this point you didn't even need to think anymore, your hands knew where to hold and how to search. It was like second nature.
Finally on the ground again, you do your best to mingle with the tall trees and huge bushes. You can still make out Rook and Vil's figures, the hunter stood up, showing Vil his bow and arrows, and he demonstrated the correct way to hold it.
It occurred to you that maybe Vil was talking about some role he would need to play as an archer and you had to admit that captured Rook's attention perfectly. He was so excited while he explained this and that to his lover, you almost wished to forget your little plan and come closer to listen to him. When he goes on a rant, his beautiful green eyes lighten up while he explain and demonstrates, even more when he can answer some doubts.
'Focus, soldier', you thought to yourself.
The hunter handed his bow to the queen, placing his hands over Vil's and explaining how Vil should shoot to hit the target. And Vil did perfectly. As Vil gracefully executed the instructions, Rook's admiration was evident by his big smile.
As Vil's aim improved under Rook's guidance, you edged closer, careful not to disturb the serene moment. Careful to remember every little detail. You could feel the tension building within you, anticipation mingling with determination. As Vil hitted the target, Rook engulfed him in a warm and long hug, swaying side to side as if they were doing a little comemmoration dance.
This was the moment you had been waiting for, as Rook kept praising Vil, you were getting closer, silent, deadly, your hands strecthed to grab your prize. sensed the perfect opportunity to strike. Timing was crucial, very important for you mission, and you waited a little more, watching them.
His hat was so close now... The sun shone into it, making it looks so comfy. You almost wanted to rush, to grab and run but you waited just a little more.
Vil handed back the bow, still smiling. You could tell it was genuine, he was proud of himself to be able to hit the target even if he wouldn't use this knowledge anywhere. More than this, as he put a stray hair behind his ear, Rook stood on his tiptoes to give his queen a kiss as reward.
And was then that you emerged from your hiding place, your presence initially unnoticed amidst the rustling leaves. Before either could react, you grabbed his hat and ran as if your life depended on it. It was so much beautiful, so soft and comfy, you putted on your head, the last thing you saw was Rook's shocked but proud eyes staring at you.
You had accomplished your mission, feeling very proud of yourself. But now it was time to proceed with the next phase of your plan; run away from Rook.
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yan-lorkai · 1 year
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Hiii, could I please ask for a request where the reader is best friends with Vil, Malleus, Rook and Idia (separate) and says I love you platonically to them? :)
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"I love you, love you, love you, love you, Vil." You said excitedly on the other end of the line. Vil couldn't see you, but he knew you must have been jumping up and down and holding the gift he gave you as a little kid. The scene he envisioned was enough to make him laugh as he listened to you babble.
Your "I love you" echoes in his mind and fills his chest with warm feeling and pride, and his cheeks are painted pink every second his mind replays what you said. Only he heard those three words coming out of your lips, only he deserved that, Vil was your best friend since childhood and he was always taking care of you. And he would always continue to take care of you. Every queen needs her king, after all.
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"Rook, I love you, but you won't catch me." You scream as you laugh. The forest in front of you was already almost like a second home for the two of you, spending enough time here since you were just two children who had just learned to walk.
Your little confession that he knows was on purpose distracts him a bit. Rook grins like an idiot, reacting like it's the first time he's heard you say you love him. But he can't help, the expression on your face, your gaze and your laugh are infectious, they make him happy and he knows he wants to hear more statements like that, he craves more. A hunter like him is never satisfied, no matter how many times he hunts the same prey and when he catches you, Rook knows well what prize he will want. He wants more of you, your laugh, your smell, those three words that make his heart race and almost melt him.
And most of all he wants to see the embarrassed expression on your face when he tells you he loves you too.
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"I saw a new sentence in my book. The girl said she loved the boy and they kissed and lived happily ever after." You told him. Your childish voice carried a mischievous tone as you showed the book you took from the library to Malleus, who looked with interest at the cover designed with a prince and a princess. And you held his hand, kissing his forehead tenderly. "Lilia said that people say I love you to someone important. And you are important to me, Malmal, I love you so much."
Malleus felt his cheeks flush as that small memory resurfaced in his mind. You had great boldness, for no one else would treat him like that, as the prince everyone treated him with reverence. Everyone but you. Since you were a child you treated him normally, played with him, made fun of him, dragged him on adventures and stood by him when Lilia lectured you two. You were too precious to him, almost like an angel, a little light in the dark. And he, like a dragon, knew that he had to protect you from everything, he knew that he should give you all the comfort and food you could ever want. Because he's your best friend and it's his job to take care of you.
"Oh my darling, I love you too." He whispers to you. Though you'll hardly hear him, with your head resting on his shoulder and taking a nap. But it's okay, he can tell you that again when you wake up. And he hopes you enjoy his kiss too.
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"Idia, I have a secret to tell you." You whispered to him suddenly, making a gesture with your hand for him to bring his face closer to yours. And wanting to immediately return attention to the anime you were watching, Idia got close enough so that his ear was close to your mouth, your warm breath being enough to send shivers all over his body. And you laughed. "I love you a lot. You're amazing, hardworking, made cool inventions, and is the best friend I could ask for."
Idia flinches and lets out a loud squeak. All his hair turns pink and he feels his face burn. You were the more affectionate of the two of you and even though he was used to holding your hand or giving him lots of kisses, Idia wasn't prepared to hear that. But a part of him is content to know how much you like him, how important his friendship is to you, and what you think of him. And when he goes to bed, he'll think about everything you said.
But right now, he can't move. He's still processing everything. And you're still laughing, lacing your fingers through his as you turn your attention back to the anime. Meanwhile he is formulating a plan to have you forever by his side.
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auntietanuki · 1 year
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The Beauty and the shrimp
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schoenht · 6 months
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First off, CONGRATS ON 1K!!! I just finished the Jamil smau finally (i didn’t realize it was finished so I had some catching UP to do) and the ending had me 🥺💖
N E WAYS, could I request “muffin man” with Vil and Lilia? :0
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↝ muffin man
characters: vil schoenheit, lilia vanrouge
note: OKAY THIS WAS FUN i cannot remember if i did lilia twice but oh well, here we are <3 i hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing !!!
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EVENT IS CLOSED!
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wolfiesmoon · 5 days
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I NEED MORE CONTENT WITH PRANKSTER YUU AND VIL😍
reader is gender neutral and is a silly prankster
ofc anything for my slavic friendo 🤭 yall get special treatment fr
i am still genuinely blown away by how well recieved that body swap fic of mine was, i've never gotten that many comments on a fic of mine before
(and how well recieved i was into the twst fandom in general, srsly guys thanks for the support💕)
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You are in a silly mood today. But then again, when are you not?
You feel like causing a bit of trouble to someone, but all the fun options have already been exhausted and you doubt they'd fall for your tricks twice in a row.
However, you still do have one person you can pull a prank on, and that's Vil Schoenheit. Normally, you'd give him a special pass which lets him bypass your pranks because he's extra special to you.
But what's the fun in that? Sometimes even he deserves to be messed with a little. Also, wouldn't it be kind of unfair if Vil was the only one spared from your little tricks?
That settles it, you're sneaking into Pomefiore tonight.
You knew Vil would be out at about 7 pm, busy with a photoshoot. He told you himself. Beginner mistake.
You're already cooking up a funny prank to pull. It's an expensive one, but his reaction will be worth the empty wallet. You can always work a few shifts at the Mostro lounge to make the money back.
Once 7 pm hit, you quietly snuck into Pomefiore, trying your damn hardest to sneak into Vil's room without getting caught.
"What are you doing here?" A very familiar voice stopped you in your tracks just as you were about to reach the door to Vil's room. And you were so close, too.
"Good evening to you too, Epel." You greeted him, slightly irked by the instant interrogation. He quickly corrected himself, greeting you back with a slight stutter.
"I just realised I forgot something in Vil's room." This actually wasn't a bad excuse at all since you often visit Vil and Epel knows that. You mostly just let him experiment on you with makeup or let him talk about his passions. Which is always a pleasure.
"Why do you have a backpack, then?" Epel glanced at the backpack which was hanging off your shoulder. He didn't mean to doubt you, but even he's been a victim to your pranks before. You're being really suspicious, but then again, it feels like you're always planning something.
"They're books, and thick ones too. They'd be difficult to carry with my hands." You shrugged, subtly showing the conversation is over as you placed your hand on the doorknob.
Of course, that part about the books was a lie. Your backpack was filled with "skincare products". They looked exactly like Vil's skincare, but really, all the bottles were filled with mayonnaise.
It's very convenient that mayo is coloured moderately like skincare products, and if it wasn't, you made sure to color match it with dye. You even tried replicating the original smell on some of them. Buying all that skincare from Sam was truly eye opening to just how expensive Vil's shiny skin is.
You're going to swap out his actual skincare with your counterfeit mayo skincare. You would pour out the contents of the original bottles and simply refill them but you have a feeling you'd never escape Vil's wrath if you did that and that's the one thing you definitely do not want to happen.
You placed the mayo skincare on his vanity table, carefully replacing each cream and balm one by one exactly as they were placed originally. Ohohoho, this is going to be great.
You put Vil's actual skincare back in your backpack and left Pomefiore with a sense of accomplishment. Oh, you wish you could see his initial reaction directly.
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"Care to explain what these are?" Vil lifted one of his creams out of his bag, sat across from you in the Pomefiore lounge.
"They're uhhh... your skincare creams?" You acted innocent, like you had no clue why he was taking that tone with you.
"I know it was you. Epel told me he saw you in Pomefiore acting suspicious yesterday." He pressed you further, serious expression on his face. Ohohoho, you suddenly feel like you're in a detective movie.
You tried not to let the satisfaction on your face show. "Huh? I was simply taking back the magical history book I left in your room. What does your facial cream have to do with it?"
"I am not here to play this game with you. What did you do with my skincare?" He did not look amused by your excuses in the least.
"Hehehehe, I might or might not have replaced it with mayonnaise." You grinned evilly at him.
"You-" he seemed at a loss for words for a moment. "I knew you switched it out with something, but mayonnaise? Really? Why do you do these things?" He knew you knew that mayonnaise was his least favourite food. And he also knew of your affinity for pranks and jokes, but it seems he's gotten a bit too comfortable with not being their victim. Just how long have you been planning this? (One day.)
"Becaaaause, it's funny. Oh man, I wish I could've seen your face when you first applied it." you snorted, imagining his expression. His face is always such a joy to look at, but you imagine it must have been especially expressive in that moment. Your snort developed into hearty laughter.
"I for one do not find it as amusing as you do." he crossed his legs, looking at you with an expression that demanded seriousness. If you weren't so comfortable around him, you would have immediately apologised and bowed gracefully. His presence sure is strong.
You tried your best to stop laughing so he wouldn't actually kick you out of Pomefiore, but it was hard. Whenever you thought you had calmed down and tried looking him in the eyes, it was right back to laughter.
After about a minute of this, Vil seemingly gave up on stopping you, expression softening slightly.
"You should know by now how important skincare is to me. Having to miss out on it this morning was a horrible experience. Which, speaking of... just what did you do to the original contents of my products?" he looked incredibly horrified at the thought of you simply throwing away the contents.
"Oh, I, uh...." you acted nervous on purpose to make him think you're confirming his fears. His eyes widened slightly and he leaned forward in the fancy lounge chair.
"...Put the original tubes and containers away in Ramshackle dorm and bought new ones to refill with mayo." he took a visible sigh of relief. His products live another day.
"Didn't that hurt your wallet?" he asked.
"Yeah, a lot. But it was worth it." you shrugged, smiling at him.
"Well, I suppose you're quite a dedicated person, too. I didn't peg you as one initially." you really are a dedicated prankster. In some aspects, he respects the commitment. In others, he thinks you were kind of stupid for spending so much money just to annoy him.
"Always have been, pookie bear, always have been." you jokingly blew a kiss at him.
He cleared his throat, cheeks dusting pink. How ungraceful.
"I like you when you're angry." you blurted out after a few seconds of silence.
"...You're strange." he narrowed his eyes at you.
"Hahahaha, I knowwww. It's just, like... when you're angry with me for pulling a silly prank on you, it feels different. Your face becomes all expressive and stuff. Oh, and also, it's like, really hot." you recall watching a few movies which he acted in and you felt all giddy when he got angry playing the hot villain. As much as you know he dislikes being typecast, you always simp for him quite excessively when he plays a villain.
"Then why have you only pulled one prank on me so far?" he ignored that last comment after a few moments of consideration. He supposes the pranks would lose their effect if you did them too much, but if you really get that much enjoyement out of his misery, then why have you waited so long?
"Oh, that's because you get a special no-prank pass. You get it since I love y-" you paused.
"I realise I've said too much... I mean, uhhh, that was a prank! Got you! Hahahaha!" Suddenly, you wanted to remove yourself from Pomefiore, so you did just that. You quickly left the dorm without saying goodbye. You cringed at yourself for how unnatural and forced that laughter sounded.
He blinked a few times at the sudden end of the conversation and then fell back on the lounge chair.
"That little... Oh, your real goal is to make me lose my mind, isn't it..." Vil pressed his fingers against his forehead, mumbling that to himself before going to sort out some paperwork. He's wasted far too much time dealing with you anyways.
He denied any accusations from Rook about his cheeks being more pink than before.
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hey so how do you think the overblot boys would deal with having a crush on someone who acts like the heroine of the stories. Like Azul falls for Ariel (human making potions exist so she need not go to him for contracts), her being enthusiastic about everything and is just a perky joy to be around. They could be working on a class project together and Ariel is so into it and adorable. Flip side Jamil falls for Jasmine who probably finds Kalim selfish, he should really be more independent and she tells Jamil to grow a backbone in saying no and that it’s ok for him to say no?
Thanks for the ask!!! I had a lot of fun with this, especially with Jamil and Riddle's part!
Also sorry for not writing Idia and Malleus' part I haven't finished their chapters yet :p
Warnings: none that I know of <3
Overblot Gang x MC Like the Heroine of Their Stories
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Riddle Rosehearts
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*You were absolutely infuriating.
*You were always wandering around, humming, mumbling, questioning things- questioning the rules!
*Who gave you the right to do such a thing?!
*"Riddle?"
*Not again.
*"Riddle Rosehearts? Are you there?" You called out in the rosebush labyrinth, "Oh good evening Riddle! I'm looking for Grimm have you seen him?"
*"No." He replies curtly.
*"Are you positive?"
*"Absolutely. Why would Grimm be here in the first place?"
*"He always gets himself into the strangest places. So I thought, 'Why, he must be in the rose garden!'"
*"Well he is not. I should get going-" you grab the sleeve of his coat.
*"Don't go! It would be rude to leave a lady all alone in such a lovely rose garden."
*Riddle blushed at your touch.
*"D-Don't pull on my sleeves, you're not the king of hearts!" He pulls his arm away, "Besides- I-I... I have things to do!"
*"Oh you never humor me, Rosehearts!" You pout at Riddle's constant reluctance at your curious nature.
*Why do you always look at him so intensely!?!
*His eye twitches from the pure stress that the confusion of his emotions causes him.
*"I'm- I- Well-" He bites his lip. He can't believe he's doing this. "I-I suppose I could accompany you in your search for Grimm."
*"Really? Thank you, Riddle!" You beam at him.
*His heart began to beat rapidly.
*There it was again! That stupid emotion!
*"B-But only until it's time for tea, as rule 78 states! A housewarden must lead by example after all!"
*"Tea with you would be lovely after this ordeal is over!"
*Tea with you...
*He supposes that wouldn't be too bad...
Leona Kingscholar
(I don't know if you want me to do Nala or Simba. If you still want me to write this with Leona send another ask my way.)
Azul Ashengrotto
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Oh, you poor unfortunate soul...
Having to do a group project? What a bother. That is unless you do it with Azul of course!
He's sure you'll leave all the heavy lifting of the project to his already never ending chore list while you go have fun with your friends (cough what Azul needs cough cough).
...but you don't do that. You actually get really into the project.
The two of you were working on it at the Monstro Lounge. He offered you a meal so that you would owe him something out of courtesy.
"Azul, look! It says here that when stars burn out it collapses and explodes as a super nova! Isn't that fascinating?" You point at the text book practically bouncing to contain your excitement.
"Ah, yes. I've had the pleasure of seeing it happen through a telescope." He gives you his performance smile. Being on good terms with all students was one of many things he made sure of. Or at least terms in which he kept control...
"Really?! Wow! It must have been beautiful!" You exclaim before pausing and tilting your head in confusion, "Aren't telescopes a type of bird? With a long neck?"
"No, no, it's a device that allows you to see things from afar..." Azul trails off, seeing you have moved onto brushing your hair with a fork on the table.
"What- What are you doing?" He gapes at you, having half a mind to snatch the Monstro Lounge's precious fork from you.
"Brushing my hair, my friend said humans use this for their hair. My friend is really smart!" You say in the most matter a fact way.
The octopus doesn't even know how to respond to that.
He can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. He smiles, a true, normal smile. His group partner is an idiot who is brushing her hair with a fork.
You are so happy.
Genuinely happy.
Your contagious enthusiasm is so unfamiliar.
Yet most certainly welcome.
Jamil Viper
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Kalim had invited you over to Scarabia which meant that Jamil was in charge of orchestrating an entire banquet in under two hours.
Again.
How fun.
Jamil didn't have any negative feeling for you but wasn't very fond of anyone coming over do to the extra work he ends up having to do.
Because Kalim chooses not to lift a finger in help. Even if Kalim tried he would mess up so everything is on Jamil. Everything.
How fun.
"Jamil! She's here! She's here!" A very jovial Kalim jumps up and down.
What? No! The food isn't ready!
You walk into the dorm and take in the overwhelming amount of movement going. All of the students putting together a banquet of some kind while Kalim gushes at all the pretty decorations.
You particularly notice the stressed look on Jamil's face.
When would this guy grow a backbone?
When would the other one learn independence and common sense???
"Thanks for having me over Kalim, but a banquet really wasn't necessary-"
"Nonsense! I wanted you to feel welcome!" Kalim tugged you further in.
You strain a smile, "Then shouldn't you go help set up? With how much you want me to feel welcome?"
"O-Oh! Sure thing!" He goes to help a student with bringing plates and silverware to the table.
Passive aggressiveness for the win.
You walk over to Jamil, "Busy?"
Jamil nods and continues adding ingredients to his pan, "Kalim told me to organize a banquet-"
"And you responded with."
"..." Jamil held the onion he was holding tighter, "'As you wish, Kalim.'"
You raise your eyebrows unimpressed. "Of course." You take the onion from him and begin to cut it, "You really need to grow s backbone, Jamil."
"...it's not that easy in position-"
"Nothing is easy Jamil." You slide the onion into the pan and begin cutting up another vegetable. "Next time say no and don't back down. Or if he really wants to throw a banquet let him organize it damn self!"
Kalim pops his head into the kitchen, "Tables's ready!"
"Great, now stir that." You throw a wooden spoon at him and point to the pan.
You grab Jamil's wrist and pull him out of the kitchen.
"I'll be here for you Jamil, but you need to be willing to help yourself. Now go get nice and pretty for dinner."
With a pat to his shoulder you run back to the kitchen to make sure Kalim doesn't burn the place down.
His hand lingers to where you gave him a reassuring touch.
He'll keep what you said in mind...
Vil Shoenheit
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You are Neige.
You are literally Neige.
You are an exact replica of Neige.
Copy and paste.
If you say another innocent or heartfelt thing Vil is going to suffocate you with your own pillow in the middle of the night.
You must think you're better than him.
You must be doing this on purpose.
He is losing sleep because you wake up at dawn to sing with the birds at the "wishing well."
You are delusional.
Today is no exception to your delusional self as you have decided to invite him to a choir made up entirely by birds.
Plus you. Who may as well already be considered a bird by the size of your brain.
"Vil, the birds and I wanted to sing a special song for you!"
"Ha ha, no." He turns on his heel.
"Yes! C'mon we prepared this just for you." You tug him back.
"This will be anything but good, potato." Vil frowns.
"Because it will be perfect of course!" You beam and begin to organize the birds.
A few minutes later...
"..."
Vil hated every second of the serenade.
A choir made up of birds is realistically not a very good idea.
"So what did you think? Wasn't it wonderful?" You giggle and dismiss the birds.
It was the worst performance he had every seen.
...
"It was certainly... lively." Your eyes light up, urging him to continue his feedback, "It was- It was perfect." He is lying through his teeth.
And honestly, he was no clue why.
He believes in giving truthful feedback and being outright on his opinions but the look on your bird brained face is pleading for his praise.
You attack hug him.
"Oh, I knew you would love it!"
He flushes red.
Because he's flustered he hates you...
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~Tea time with Alice and Riddle~
Alice: I talk to flowers. They break out into a random musical number and then viciously mock me.
Riddle: ...
Alice: ...
Riddle: Pardon?
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crozaqe · 6 months
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his dedicated assistant.
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aerith-jade · 2 years
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Yuu: You actually rank your friends by their appearance?
Vil: Calm down, 2.
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kanroji-san · 7 months
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Shinobu!Yuu/Mc AU
Vil: Hey, random question, What are your favorite flowers?
Yuu: Red Roses, why?
Vil:..
Yuu: Ara~were you going to get me flowers~?
Vil:..
Vil:...maybe
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omi-anime · 9 months
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Hi omi! 🍄 again, is it alright if I request the dorm leaders with a pure vanilla like mc? Oh oh, almost forgot!! HAPPY HOLIDAYSS!! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ʚ♡ɞ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)
~Dorm leaders with pure vanilla like MC~
Author notes: YOU KNOW THIS IS OLD THANKS TO THE HAPPY HOLIDAYS 😭
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Leona Kingscholar (Savanaclaw Dorm Leader):
Despite his rough exterior, Leona secretly enjoys sweet treats and often visits the school’s kitchen to indulge in freshly baked cookies.
Leona finds the MC's innocent and pure-hearted nature refreshing, as it contrasts with the dark and twisted world they're in. He becomes protective of them and often goes out of his way to keep them safe.
The MC's kindness inspires Leona to become more compassionate towards others, and he starts using his strength to protect the weak rather than solely for personal gain.
Leona has a soft spot for the MC's genuine smile and often goes out of his way to make them laugh or see that smile.
The MC's pure nature acts as a calming influence on Leona, helping him manage his anger issues and find moments of tranquility.
Leona secretly enjoys listening to the MC's innocent ramblings, finding their perspective on life fascinating and refreshing.
The MC's purity helps Leona rediscover his love for books, and they often spend time together in the library, sharing stories and discussing various topics. Although he doesn’t do it too often he will do it with them if they persuade him enough.
Leona finds comfort in the MC's unwavering belief in him, motivating him to become a better person and leader for the Savanaclaw dorm.
Kalim Al-Asim (Scarabia Dorm Leader):
Kalim is charmed by the MC's pure-heartedness and often seeks their advice when he's uncertain about his decisions as the Scarabia dorm leader.
The MC's innocence helps Kalim see the world through a different lens, allowing him to appreciate the simple joys and find beauty in the smallest things. It is very akin  to his own. 
Kalim loves surprising the MC with small gifts or gestures to see their bright and genuine smile.
The MC's purity and kindness inspire Kalim to become a better leader, and he starts making decisions that benefit not only Scarabia but also the entire Twisted Wonderland.
The MC's presence has a calming effect on Kalim's anxieties and insecurities, helping him gain more confidence in himself and his abilities.
Kalim enjoys taking the MC on spontaneous adventures around Twisted Wonderland, exploring the magical world together and creating cherished memories.
Riddle Rosehearts (Heartslabyul Dorm Leader):
Riddle is initially confused by the MC's pure-heartedness, finding it difficult to understand their lack of ulterior motives or hidden agendas.
The MC's unwavering trust in Riddle helps him see the good in himself, encouraging him to break free from the manipulative influence of his mother.
Riddle often seeks the MC's opinion on various matters, valuing their unbiased perspective and moral compass.
The MC's purity acts as a beacon of hope for Riddle, reminding him of the ideals he once held and inspiring him to fight against the darkness that surrounds him, to be his own person, and do what he wants not what his mother wanted. 
Riddle finds solace in the MC's company, as their pure-hearted nature brings a sense of calm and serenity to his chaotic life.
Riddle becomes protective of the MC, shielding them from the harsh realities of Twisted Wonderland as much as he can and ensuring their innocence remains intact.
The MC's genuine smiles and laughter bring warmth to Riddle's heart, reminding him of the happiness he used to experience before the Queen's curse.
Riddle's love for the MC grows over time, as he admires their purity and hopes to create a world where their innocence can thrive without being tainted by darkness.
Vil Schoenheit (Pomefiore Dorm Leader):
Vil is initially perplexed by the MC's innocence, as he's used to dealing with people who have hidden agendas. However, he finds their pure-hearted nature intriguing and wants to protect it.
The MC's genuine kindness and lack of manipulation break down Vil's guarded walls, and he slowly begins to trust and confide in them.
Vil appreciates the MC's ability to see the good in others, even in the face of darkness, and it motivates him to strive for redemption and change.
The MC's pure-heartedness acts as a soothing balm for Vil's tormented soul, bringing moments of tranquility and peace to his otherwise tumultuous life.
Vil cherishes the MC's smiles and laughter, often finding himself going out of his way to make them happy, as their joy becomes his own.
The MC's presence encourages Vil to confront his past and make amends for his actions, as their purity makes him yearn for a brighter future.
Vil becomes protective of the MC, shielding them from the harsh realities of Pomefiore and offering them a safe haven amidst the chaos.
Vil's love for the MC is a quiet, gentle affection that grows over time, as he realizes that their pure-heartedness is something he deeply admires and wishes to preserve.
Idia Shroud (Ignihyde Dorm Leader):
Idia is initially skeptical of the MC's pure-heartedness, as he's grown cynical and distrustful due to his experiences in the past. However, their innocence intrigues him.
The MC's unwavering belief in Idia's potential and capacity for good slowly breaks down his walls, and he starts to let them into his life.
Idia finds solace in the MC's company, as their pure-heartedness helps him see a glimmer of hope in a world that he often finds dark and unforgiving.
The MC's genuine care for others inspires Idia to reconnect with his own empathy, pushing him to use his knowledge and skills for the betterment of Ignihyde. But that doesn’t make him any less unsocial.
Idia enjoys sharing his hobbies and interests with the MC, finding joy in their innocent curiosity and eagerness to learn.
The MC's pure-hearted nature becomes a source of motivation for Idia to confront his fears and insecurities, as he wants to be a better person for their sake.
Idia's feelings for the MC blossom into a deep, genuine love, as their pure-heartedness acts as a guiding light in his journey toward self-acceptance and redemption.
Malleus Draconia (Diasomnia Dorm Leader):
Malleus is enchanted by the MC's pure-heartedness, finding their innocence reminiscent of the world he left behind. He becomes determined to safeguard their purity.
The MC's unwavering belief in Malleus's goodness and their ability to see the beauty in his draconic form help him regain confidence in his own identity.
Malleus cherishes the MC's presence, as their pure-hearted nature brings moments of peace and tranquility to his chaotic life as the leader of Diasomnia, and a future heir to the throne.
The MC's kindness inspires Malleus to seek reconciliation between Diasomnia and the other dorms, as he wants to create a world where their pure-heartedness can thrive.
Malleus enjoys spending time with the MC, sharing stories of his homeland and finding comfort in their genuine interest and wonder.
The MC's pure-heartedness serves as a guiding light for Malleus, reminding him of the importance of compassion and understanding in a world consumed by darkness.
Malleus becomes fiercely protective of the MC, vowing to shield them from the malevolent forces that threaten their purity and innocence.
Malleus's love for the MC is deep and unwavering, as their pure-heartedness rekindles his own capacity for love and brings a sense of purpose to his existence.
Azul Ashengrotto (Octavinelle Dorm Leader):
Azul is initially taken aback by the MC's pure-heartedness, finding it refreshing in a world filled with deceit and manipulation. He is fascinated by their innocence.
The MC's genuine kindness and lack of ulterior motives break down Azul's defenses, and he slowly begins to trust and open up to them.
Azul appreciates the MC's ability to see the beauty in art and creativity, as their pure-hearted nature encourages him to pursue his passion without compromise.
The MC's presence brings a sense of serenity to Azul's extravagant life, grounding him and reminding him of the simple joys that can be found in genuine connections.
Azul enjoys showering the MC with small acts of extravagance and luxury, wanting to see their innocent delight and basking in their pure-hearted appreciation.
The MC's pure-heartedness inspires Azul to use his influence and resources for the betterment of Octavinelle, as he wants to create a world where their innocence can thrive.
Azul becomes fiercely protective of the MC, using his wit and charm to keep them safe from the machinations of the other dorms and the dark secrets of Twisted Wonderland.
Azul's feelings for the MC deepen over time, as their pure-heartedness becomes a beacon of light in his extravagant but often lonely life, making him yearn for a genuine connection.
Tag list: Want to be added? Let me know and what fandom! Genshin Impact, Twisted Wonderland, Obey me, Demon slayer and Star rail.
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