#vexiology

[gorillageek27]

Adam: r/vexiology. The white fang flag but its actually this hand towel, but its actually this hand towel with this perfectlt place water stain.

Yang: oh shit i just peed on my towel accidently better turn this into clout

Adam: It was a WATER STAIN I had an ICE PACK and It LEAKED onto the towel I DIDNT FUCKING PEE ON IT

Blake: you peed on it. You peed on it, didnt you lil piss boy?

adam: I DIDNT PISS I DIDNT! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY! IM NOOOOOT!

#rwby #adam taurus #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby

[venr0s]

a hypothetical flag for renking's rule because god may work hard but a bitch that's into vexiology and has a horrid sleep schedule works harder

#rendog #nobody has been talking about this guy so i took the honor of doing so #hermitcraft #also i know its offcenter shut the fuck up

[basilgamez]

if i had to choose between to be harrased or be the person who peed on that hand towel with r/vexiology

i wouldnt pick because i wasnt born

#geotxt

[frankhightower]

Heraldic Banner of Polyamory

On 11/11/2022, @matrioshkadog went on a twitter rant about how terribly designed pride flags are. To prove it, she used her knowledge of heraldy and vexiology to propose new flags off the top of her head. Having studied it myself (I was developing a game some 20 years ago where flags would play a big role, but the project got cancelled), I took it upon myself to bring the idea to life. The official description goes as follows:

Tierced, azure, argent, and azure (translation: three stripes, blue, light gray, blue) representing "this is a flag, not an inkjet test page"

Cerberus passant* sable (Translation: three-headed dog on all fours in black) representing "poly, huh? At least some of you are definitely furries"

His top head, regardant, and in its muzzle, a dagger, or (Translation: first head looking over its shoulder, holding a yellow knife in its mouth) representing how every polycule has someone where you’re like “what do you have?” and they’re like “a knife”

His middle head, armed (Translation: second head is growling) representing "it’s friggin’ badass"

His bottom head, langued gules (Translation: third head is sticking its tongue out) representing being dope AF

* The original proposal says "rampant" (on two legs) but I didn't realize until after I was done (the traditional heraldic depiction of Cerberus is on all fours) She also had a pretty good proposal for the flag of Asexuality, but I didn't have the time to draw it DISCLAIMER: Neither I nor my characters are polyamorous (all straight unless otherwise noted) and I do not endorse any interpretations on the contrary. I will also not accept criticisms of: "What? But that's boring!"

Posted using PostyBirb

#Cerberus #flag #coat-of-arms

[cuntryhuman]

bestie im drawing fanart and i gotta stop myself from giving these characters mobility aids cuz i project... the urge to give my scrunglum a cane is so intense -kum n go

im playing a vexiology game wdyw/lh/j

do it. do it. do. it.

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

may I request some fluffy specialshipping? if you need a specific prompt, maybe Red calms Yellow down after a nightmare (but please nothing too angsty), but you can do anything you want

I forgot about the specific prompt you mentioned but here u go!!

Short reminder that you can find the rest of my writing on @vexiverse

Yellow decided not ten minutes into their trip that Red was the best person in the region to go fishing with. He didn’t feel the need to fill every empty space with words like Blue did or take things so seriously like Green did. Though she loved her other friends, it was nice to have someone who was content with simply sitting by the riverside with a pole in their hand and her by their side. They fished for hours, reeling in Magikarp after Magikarp and watching the crystalline water bubble over rocks further downstream. It was quiet, peaceful, and the perfect way to spend such a lovely summer afternoon. 

Yellow shifted, reaching into the bucket for another piece of bait when her hand bumped into something. She looked up, confused at the firmness of the bait and the fact that it was moving. Her eyes met Red’s, as he too was leaning over the bucket and reaching in. The two of them moved closer, almost knocking heads, and realized that there wasn’t actually any more bait left, only dirty water and worm juice. The ‘bait’ they had grabbed were each other’s fingers. When Red noticed, he began to laugh. Yellow couldn’t help but laugh alongside him, pulling her hand away to wipe it off on her jeans. “I’ll go get some more bait,” Red announced, standing up and jogging off into the woods with the bucket in his hand. Yellow leaned back, letting the brim of her hat shade her face as she dozed off. She didn’t realize until after he came back that there was no bait in the middle of the forest.Red came back without bait. When he shook Yellow awake and presented her the bucket, it contained not worms but a myriad assortment of flowers. Pollen swirled in a honey-colored haze around the bucket, causing Yellow to wrinkle her nose in surprise. "T- thank you," she said, looking quizzically at the... could it really be called a bouquet if the flowers were just piled on top of each other? Ruby would surely say no. "It's not a bouquet if that's what you were wondering," Red explained. "I was hoping... could I braid your hair? I never really got to see you wear it down."It was Yellow's turn to be caught totally off guard. "U- um... sure!" she said, pulling off her hat and letting ropes of flaxen hair tumble to the ground. Sitting down, it reached all the way to the ground and fanned out around her, sitting in twisting curls all around her waist. "It's... it's so long!" Red exclaimed. Yellow was feeling a little sheepish. "I guess it is!"Red fell back, sitting cross-legged and easing Yellow closer to sit on his lap as he struggled to figure out how to approach braiding her tangled hair. Yellow sat there in anticipation, staring ahead at the forest and watching Chuchu and Pika twitch in their sleep as they napped in the sun. She felt something gentle brush her scalp, and tried not to tense as Red's careful, calloused fingers threaded into her hair and gently tugged at the knots. It sent a special sort of chills down her spine, letting her lean into his touch as though it were the most familiar thing in the world. She closed her eyes, lost in a trance as Red worked his magic, slowly and deliberately untangling her mess of hair and gathering it in his hands to braid it. She had no idea what he was doing or what it looked like, only that it felt wonderful. When Red announced he was finished and Yellow opened her eyes, the sun was already setting. She turned around to see his smiling face lit up like a Christmas Tree. Yellow turned her head, trying to see the braid. "Oh, I took a picture!" Red said, pulling out his pokegear and showing the photo he took. The braid was messy, uneven, and had weird split ends sticking out in seemingly random places. The photo was blurry, making the flowers he had threaded into the braid look like weird splotches of color. It was perfect. Yellow couldn't fight the grin spreading on her face-- not that she wanted to. "I love it," she said softly. "But... it’s getting late, we should probably go home now."Red agreed, standing up and stretching. And so the Fighter and the Healer walked home, bathed in the orange glow of sunset.

#pokespe #vexiology #specialshipping #trainer red #trainer yellow #admin vex #not a quote

[mampfyundodergegenshnuffy]

Look which #flag now is decortating my room #🏴 #muogs #vexiology #nghs https://www.instagram.com/p/CX3ou3QIvPp/?utm_medium=tumblr

#flag #🏴 #muogs #vexiology #nghs

[x-but-gay]

Vexiology but gay.

(*also known as pride flags)

#x but gay #vexiology #flags #gay

[rvexillology]

Montenegro loves big flags

from /r/vexillology Top comment: We don't really, there is just an ongoing vexiological war, hence why these flags are all up. The other side hoists [massive tricolors](https://www.alo.rs/resources/images/0000/254/114/2_1000x0.png) (yes, it covers an entire hill, we're retarded) It's like gang signs, only state sponsored

#Montenegro #loves #big #flags #vexillology

[andromedako]

pu-erh

pu-erh: 3 random facts about myself

my fav food is mashed potato...

“as a kid i got google earth and when i got stuck in the ocean id cry bc i was afraid“ - actual quote from me

past special interests include geography/vexiology, history, and kirby. i dont wanna associate with the other ones tho DFGHJKDGFJK

#asks #ask to tag #anonymous

[user0126]

Why is the word vexiology so fucken pretty (the study of flags and I’m sure I spelled that wrong)

#vexillology #correct I spelled that wrong not fixing it now tho #it could be synesthesia #so I’m tagging it as such #synesthesia

[lavender-dyke]

I don’t have anywhere to say this and I’m a little salty so...r/truelesbians literally banned me from the sub before it went private because I didn’t post enough? A mod was extremely rude and short with me and said that my post history was suspicious? I used to read TL and GC everyday, but I used reddit mostly for fun not politics and my post history was mostly vexiology jokes and some stuff about Lego ? I didn’t have a single political post in any direction and had been a member of the sub for a year... I can’t help but feel like the mod assumed my interests were ‘too male’ and banned me when I asked if I could join the discord which is like ??? The opposite of what we’re supposed to stand for. I even said I understood that they were being careful and I’d be happy to provide ID or even my radfem univeristy essays (I said this before I was banned)..So yeh you could say I’m pretty salty.

[cooltrainererika]

I apologize if this sounds like a weird, if not stupid question but, have you ever drawn fantasy country flags before? I'm asking because I'm trying to work on flags for the countries in my setting, as I know you're a fan of Hetalia. Again, sorry if my reasoning sounds weird.

Oh! I’m sorry, I haven’t. ^^; Though I do really like vexiology, I haven’t done anything like that before. Though that sounds fun.

[flagsofthefuture-blog]

#Day9 FLAG OF Cambodia Present Situation: Corruption remains a huge problem in Cambodia. The economy is dominated by garment making, but tourism is expanding, and Cambodia hopes to tap into offshore oil and gas reserves and draw in overseas investment to replace aid. Cambodia is still one of the world's poorest countries, with most of the workforce still employed in subsistence farming. Youth unemployment is thus a much greater problem that is acknowledged and leads to a range of social issues. Future Flag: The colours of the future flag indicate faith and trust. The interlinked symbol shows that the country needs to unite together internally, giving hope of better living conditions. Being a Buddhist country, the symbol also indicates a lotus flower representing the ability to live with wisdom and purity. The white outline emphasizes on keeping the country safe. --- #Flagsofthefuture #100daysproject #the100daysproject #Mycountry #Mycountryflag #Flagofhonor #Proudtimes #Hopeandfaith #Betterdays #SVA100days #SVAbranding #Hellocambodia #Traveltocambodia #SVA #100minutes #Cambodia #NewsWorthy #CNN #News #Creativity #Imagination #Countryrights #Hopeforever #mpsbranding #inspiration #flag #creativity #vexiollogy #vexiology @cambodia_is @cambodiavisit @naryneilahchann @pich_solikah @lovebonito.cambodia @mdscambodia @swagcollection_cambodia @cambodiaphotos @cambodia_images @beautifulcambodia

#news #sva #cnn #flagofhonor #creativity #proudtimes #betterdays #day9 #svabranding #hopeforever #100minutes #mycountry #inspiration #flagsofthefuture #mpsbranding #cambodia #100daysproject #countryrights #sva100days #imagination #vexiology #hopeandfaith #newsworthy #mycountryflag #the100daysproject #traveltocambodia #hellocambodia #vexiollogy #flag

[apoetnamedtrez]

Abolitionist Revelation

I've been going back and forth in my mind thinking if I should do this? I contemplate the day I give up hope but I guess I'll have to get through this, But then again I should shut up since I have plans to corrupt the minds, Of my young brothers and sisters who need to elude the signs, Banners and logos, the vexiology I just seek the mimes, Who deliver the message from the Divine, in the nick of time, To save their young brothers and sisters from living through lines, Numbers, in or out, front line of a disagreement they didn't ask to be apart of, Who's better? A New Sweater? But you? Never? Guess that's why you lack the dark of, The rest of us, those that got tricked to be the best of us? What's left of us? A twerk video or world star, oh wait, I'm sure you can invest with us? But what's the fuss? Oh that's what you get when you try to help the young, Or those you are among, same sad song that can't be song, But the chains are hung, too much of our history has been tamed and rearranged, Burned, unattained, What a shame? Where's the change? Why is everyone who tried to make a difference investigated, Disappearance or death, name left for hatred, A lost Prophet, no more an option, too gone for my child's reach, Child my teach to supposed who's, Trez reach, I mean, who's supposed to teach my child? Losing my balance because the schools are running wild! Lack of care, fear for knowledge, can't afford college, Who's still there? Party popping, video option, maybe not just experienced in filter pair, The lack of perfection is not the flaw, just the direction of who makes the call, Hands up! Don't move! Don't shoot! Who takes the fall? Just the ladies and gentlemen that seem to look like me, Read books like me, take a hook like me, and even got shook like me, The crook might be, the author of the same books we were forced to read, Quote on quote, to succeed, just to reach atop of the knife of life to bleed, Out comes the sorrow and pain, heartache and shame, the vintage appeal, Repeating history, until we can figure out how not to sign with blood to get a deal...

#a poet name trez #trez #trezlovethekids

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

Prompt: Dexholder Beach Day, requested by @urkelsgrandma

As Ruby rubbed the last of the sunscreen into Sapphire’s shoulders, she finally brought up the question that had been bugging her for so long. “Why aren’t ya wearing a bathing suit?” she asked him. Ruby hummed and smiled. “Because I’m not swimming.” “WHAT?!”

“I don’t like the ocean, I just want to take pictures and tan,” he said. “Why don’t you like the ocean? Don’t you wanna come swimming with Rald and I?” Ruby laughed. “And get all sandy? No thanks. Plus the ocean water is all salty and dirty, it’s bad for my hair.” “It’s not dirty, it’s the ocean!!” Sapphire protested. “Sapphire, people *pee* in the ocean.” “Yeah, and?” Emerald interjected. He was digging through their massive towel bag looking for snacks, dressed in the most atrocious outfit Ruby had ever seen. “I am *not* going to accept arguments from somehow who thinks Alola shirts and neon blue swim trunks match with old man sandals!” Ruby snapped. Emerald rolled his eyes and continued digging through the bag as Sapphire latched onto Ruby’s arm. “Come onnnnn Ruby, I really wanted t’go swimming with you!” “I can’t even if I wanted to— which I *do not*, by the way— so there.” Sapphire gasped. “Emerald and I can teach ya!! It’ll be so fun!” “*Absolutely NOT*.” Emerald strolled up to them and leaned against Ruby’s umbrella. “Stop being a baby and just drag your chair to the shoreline. We came to the beach to hang out with you, not for you to sit there and watch us have fun.” Ruby was admittedly flattered, so he adjusted the brim of his sunhat with a smile. “I’ll consider it.” Sapphire shrugged. “Close enough.” She turned to Emerald with a grin. “Last one in the water is a rotten Exeggcute!” Emerald gasped as sprinted after her as Sapphire made a mad dash for the water. “THIS IS SO NOT FAIR MY LEGS ARE SHORT!” Emerald called after her. Ruby sighed and left Zuzu under the umbrella, dragging his chair behind him as he slowly walked towards the ocean. Emerald and Sapphire were already in the water, splashing each other and charging into waves. As Ruby set his chair down where the tide came in, he smiled.

#pokespe #trainer ruby #trainer emerald #trainer sapphire #writing prompt #not a quote #vexiology #admin vex