#very Corey of him

[vanweezer]

that type of person who you think you'd be friends with in every universe - expressed through jim & corey - id/transcript in alt text

so this is a kind of not-so-surprise for my friend @sinclarsupremacy , bc they were the first person i showed this two and was on the phone with me the whole time while i made it. didn't give a single thing away until everything was scanned and done. five dead pens and one reliable sharpie later, i show him this. wanted to get used to drawing the slipsour guyz more but also wanted to articulate something i have troubles saying to important people. this is kind of an ode to all my close friends ive made who i definitely wouldve hung around some graveyards with, and an ode to some bands i didnt know id like as much as i do 🫶

#corey taylor #jim root #also based on that one jim page where they called him the 'group ghoul' and talked about how hed get nightmares #of a flaming head telling him he was gonna burn in hell #ill tell you one thing. having dorks like nate in my life wouldve saved ME some melodrama #however i am always melodramatic (eg: this very post) so maybe it just wouldve made things melodramatic-er #slipknot #stone sour #<- again purely organizational i dont wanna step on anyones toes #artings #nate tag #dunno if i should tag this as #rpf #but considering this is a story ive growth'd from my dome. fictional retellings of irl doofuses & whatnot. whateva #prolly gonna go on a sideblog soon. you know how it goes #also im sorry jimberly i made you have the silhouette of a yugioh character #if this is rpf in the traditional sense call it the au where jim and corey are able to shoot the breeze like this #in a way that isnt insanely passive aggressive or terribly jokey or downright explosive. yknow how they be #drinking game: take a shot each time jim says yknow or coreys fucking HAT deteriorates in quality #tell your friends that you would be friends in every universe

[lesbiradshaw]

theo and liam always getting paired together in 6b during episodes where all of the other storylines focus on couples going through stuff together is so funny because when you look at it, the only episode where they really get split up is genotype, which is one of the rare episodes where scott ISN’T paired with malia (because he’s with liam) and mason isn’t with corey (because he’s with theo) aka the canon love interests. like these episodes were cutting from shit like scalia almost dying together to thiam having intimate conversations about how liam processes emotions and morey saying i love you to thiam swearing that neither of them are dying for each other 😭 just very amusing to me. theo raeken: the accidental love interest.

#like 😭 #6b eps post theo getting kidnapped go pressure test -> triggers -> werewolves of london -> genotype -> 6.19 which i barely remember -> #then wolves of war aka the finale #pressure test: mason & corey are at deatons. theo shows up at the police station w everyone & shoves liam in the bathroom to berate him for #not being worried ab his own safety enough ??? 😭 & hes pretty much attached to liams hip in the group shots #also while theo & scott are outside doing their lil body bag trick malia and liam are pressed right against the window watching both of them #& during triggers we dont see corey but mason leaves theo & liam alone . & its a major bonding ep for them…. #while scalia are also having their major bonding moment when they both almost Die #then during werewolves of london theo just shows up at the school and they end up calling scalia for help 😭 #and again genotype breaks all the couples off from each other so its mason n theo / scott n liam / malia with her dad #and during wolves of war i literally laughed out loud because it bounces around from jethan to morey to thiam all having heart to hearts #not saying it was intentional but it was very funny framing TO ME #that ao3 tag thats like ‘they are dating in secret but only one is aware’ LIEKDJENEBR #they basically made theo liam’s love interest on accident just bcuz everyone else was already paired off w someone 😭 #thiam #saw someone the other day say they just dont get how people Came Up with thiam and its like #ok if you dont ship it whatever but if you say you cant see why youre just lying 😭 look at the material

[jazzzzzzhands]

Oh I saw a most! Charming and Suave Man and I had to draw him so very badly!

This is Corey! He is very enchanting! He knows his way around smells and scents! He will make sure that you smell, oh so swell!!

Corey belongs to @ari-jay

Please go check out @our-neck-of-the-woods !!!

The characters are so very fun!!

#ooh and we can very much not mention how much dad bod i gave him ahahagaga joking! #im very obvious pfffttt #hes so!!! #i do love him!! #he got me practicing my best french accent ahagaga #oh tags! #jazzart #fanart #oc #ari-jay #Corey Cologne #whale shark #he looks like birthday cake to me and just a particular kind and it makes me giddy about it!!

[metagalacticx]

#teen wolf #mason hewitt #teen wolf movie #teen wolf: the movie #honestly when i say no one is allowed to ask me about mason hewitt i mean it. #is your favourite character a cop??? if not then you wouldn’t understand!!! #so don’t ask about him #he’s in brazil helping deaton search for cora for very important reasons. #he’s also in sri lanka on a backpacking trip with corey his very much alive boyfriend #he’s also in beacon hills ONLY FOR A WEEK to help melissa with a strange case she has but doesn’t want to bother scott about #point is. he’s not a cop in beacon hills he’s not a fucking cop in beacon hills. he’s not a cop. #except he is. #i’ll be in mourning for ten years. as is tradition.

[osameowdazai]

imma give you some ✨options✨

jun'ichirou & kunikida + "by thirteen i gave up trying, i decided i would be a mathematician"

poe & naomi + "i'm not a loser"

gin & kajii + "you gotta get an upgrade"

"I'm not a loser," Poe said, holding his book closer to his chest. He glanced away from Naomi, poking his head towards the crack in the door into the Agency.

He heard her scoff.

"Then why are you standing out here?" She asked him, hand shoving open the door. Poe stiffened, face going bright red. "If you want something, you go get it."

Poe felt her hands on his back, pushing him out of the hall and into the reception area. He tried resisting, his feet planted firm on the ground, but she was deceptively strong.

"See! You made it inside. He's at his desk, hope you brought some lollipops or something," she said, snickering as she closed the door behind them. Poe could hear his heart pounding in his ears. He'd have no choice but to go find Ranpo now, wouldn't he?

Naomi smiled as she watched him start to slink past the reception desk and further into the Agency. What a loser, she thought.

#i. don't actually know how to write either of them #so this may very well be ooc #but i think poe could use someone aggressively encouraging him #anyway #mail ⭐️ #sol's writing #corey ✨️

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Honestly Shawn, same.

#corey is very pretty #shawn is in love #I don’t blame him #corey looks like a beautiful girl who stays with her average looking husband because he’s actually good to her and makes her feel worth it #people are always telling her she can do better but she loves her man and how he makes her feel like more than a pretty face #you know? #I want this fic yesterday #transfem corey? yes please #working man shawn trying to overcome his anger issues for his woman? gimme gimme #slipknot #6/8 #shawn crahan #corey taylor #these tags are a trip

[thats-what-you-do-best]

I am experiencing shrimp feelings for this photo

#corey taylor #tbh I would hit him with a brick *while* riding his dick #i am very unhinged about this man

[lunaylin]

maybe something got cut but i really don’t see exactly how joke lied. and i see people talking about how he schemed with zo’s friends but i don’t see that either? from my perspective his friends were just like hey that guy dated the girl you like maybe you can go to him for advice on how to pursue her and joke took it as an opportunity to flirt. maybe i’m forgetting something from the first couple episodes where joke and one of zos friends had a conversation but i’m just confused

#also like i don’t think joke ever said he didn’t like him? and it was literally a running joke that he’s being very obvious and zo is just #oblivious to all of his advances ie the song confession in literally the first episode #corey.txt #hidden agenda #corey watches hidden agenda

[writing-good-vibes]

[WARNING for corey cunningham x bo sinclair, age gap (not specified but by virtue of the pairing), under negotiated kink, sexual and non-sexual puppy play(?), bad kink etiquette and mild smut.]

thinking about bo calling corey "good dog".

when corey first gets to ambrose, he ends up in bo's basement, like all the pretty ones do. for weeks bo does something akin to breaking him in, it's nasty and rough and corey likes it, until his new play thing is more bark than bite (and he was a biter, tut-tut). bo makes him into a loyal dog and, for some reason, corey is very loyal to bo, waiting patiently for his scraps and following at bo's heels.

corey's so pretty that the tourists trust him, just like they do with jonesy, until bo sets him on them. a loyal dog always follows orders. the first time corey kills a tourist on bo's command, bo pats his head and says with a chuckle, "good dog".

bo doesn't miss the way corey shivers.

good dog. oh, corey is a good dog. a good dog who follows bo around, taking beatings and grizzling under bo's sharp commands in the hopes he'll be rewarded with affection. a good dog who will only bite the hand that feeds him if the hand wants him to.

"good dog," bo says when corey clears his plate ravenously, allowed to sit at the table instead of out on the porch.

"good dog," bo says, when he gets home from a supply trip and finds corey has stayed put, just like he told him to.

"good dog," bo says, brushing his clothes off and looking down at the tourist corey had wrestled off of him, left to bleed out under corey's knife.

"good dog," bo says, eyes fixed on the TV screen while corey humps his leg -- whining low in his throat and drooling on bo's knee -- because he needs it bad.

"good dog," bo praises him, and his hands tighten on corey's hips, and his thrusts don't slow down even with corey's face pressed hard into the pillow.

"good dog," bo mutters. corey had been especially good so bo was letting him sleep in his bed. he stroked at corey's hair, just like he did with jonesy's fur.

corey really is a good dog.

#corey cunningham #bo sinclair #bo sinclair x corey cunningham #did i accidently write p/uppy p/lay ?? #idk what came over me #bo is not an ardent follower of ettiquete #does corey like being a dog or does he just like having a purpose and being praised for it? #i mean he is very dog coded #and i touched on him being a good dog for michael but michaels never gonna *say* that

[slutforstabbings-archive]

tobacco smoker!Corey Cunningham HCs

I've made a couple posts about this already but I headcanon Corey as a cigarette smoker and here's what kind of smoker I think he is!

heavily inspired by input from @nachtmahr666

also tagging @rebel-blue, @wolvesandvampires @lastgirl0nearth

Warnings: smoking obviously, self destruction and suicidal ideation (points 4 and 5)

Corey starts smoking after the accident with Jeremy. When he's in jail waiting for his bail to be set, someone offers him a cig. He's apprehensive but his nerves are so shot, he'll accept any help he can get to be even just a little calmer. After his first drag he coughs so hard he almost throws up. But he figures it out and is shocked it does actually make him feel a little better.

Now he smokes alone in his room while Joan and Ronald are at work, or late at night after they go to sleep. His mom smokes like a chimney and he sneaks a cigarette out of her pack once in a while. He hides it until he has some alone time and then he smokes it hanging halfway out the window so the smoke doesn't linger in his room. He always flushes the butt down the toilet, washes his hands extremely well, and uses mouthwash after too, to make sure he's not leaving evidence.

He tries hard to keep it just for when he really can't handle things, he knows that it's addictive and if he let himself, he'd smoke as much as Joan does, and if she ever noticed even the one a month he steals, he'd never hear the end of it. Denying himself, almost like edging, until he has a day bad enough that he gives in. Then, heart racing, he waits for Joan to leave that little box unattended, so he can slide one out and tuck it in his pocket. He walks around with it in there, getting a kick out of his rebellion that makes him feel better even before he lights up.

When he starts working at the garage, everyone who works there smokes, and he knows Ronald won't snitch if he takes a smoke break at work, since he'll get in just as much trouble with Joan as Corey will. So it's their secret together now, one of the only ways they bond as step-father and step-son.

Corey hears someone call Marlboro Reds "cowboy killers," and he likes the way that sounds, so he switches to smoking those. As a little kid cowboys had kinda been his thing, and he still holds cowboys up as the ideal men in ways he doesn't even realize. He can't live like a cowboy, but maybe he can die like one.

Dying is definitely a part of the smoking for him. It's (novelization) canon that he thinks about dying and is mildly suicidal but scared to act on his feelings. He hangs over the railing of the stairs in the abandoned Allen house and wants to fall like Jeremy did but he can't make himself let go. Lighting up is easy, tho. Knowing every cigarette makes his life shorter is comforting to him. He's not interested in immortality.

Corey religiously flips a lucky cigarette. Upper left corner of the box. First thing he does with every new pack, he takes one out and flips it around, putting it back in filter side down. It's almost always the last one he smokes, but on days when the residents of Haddonfield are really on one, when Willy the Kid will not shut the fuck up about the cult of Thorn, he smokes his lucky early. He does not flip a new one until the next pack.

The first time Corey feels affinity for fire is the first time he strikes a lighter. Way before he ever smoked, way before the accident, he found a lighter in the crack in his seat on the bus. He quietly put it in his backpack and when he got home he sat behind his house burning blades of grass and little pieces of paper. Keeping the lighter lit for so long the spark wheel got too hot to touch. He burned his thumb on it and spent a week trying to keep his hands palm down around Joan so she wouldn't notice the wound and flip her shit.

When he starts doing yard work for people in Haddonfield, he's stoked raking the leaves or collecting branches after a tornado because it means he gets to light a fire. He loves nursing the flames from a tiny smolder to a huge inferno, watching them devour the yard waste, standing too close to the heat until his face and hands look sunburned and he has to step away.

When he starts working at the garage he realizes the welding tasks are his favorites because he gets to use giant torches. Every time he goes through the steps to turn the torch on, turning all the nozzles open and using the striker, it's a thrill. It never gets old having the sparks rain down on him. In the novelization it says he thinks about turning the torch on other things in his life, and the thought doesn't have any specifics but it brings him comfort. He wants to burn it all down even before he meets Allyson.

After he meets Michael, he smokes openly in front of Joan, her freak outs have no power over him anymore. He tears the filters off. He's not careful about making sure the cherry's all the way out before he flicks his butts anymore, let it catch a piece of trash and start a wildfire. Everyone would be better off if it did.

He tells himself if Terry Tramer comes around while he's got a lit cigarette, he'll put it out right between that prick's eyes. Let him walk around with a permanent mark staining his reputation just like Corey does. Then the stars all align when he knocks Terry out and the torch is right there. He can do so much better than just a little cigarette burn now.

#corey cunningham #halloween ends #halloween ends spoilers #mine #i KNOW i'm romanticizing smoking big time but please don't smoke y'all lol #also i've seen a lot of people say they see him as a sci-fi lover and i haven't known how i felt about that until now #but when i wrote the cowboy thing i was like oh wait a second #i think he was a cowboy kid and a scifi teenager because #cowboys > star wars > sci-fi #i really don't feel like Joan was very permissive with the media he was allowed to consume but i can see her giving him star wars

[futurewife]

[futurewife GUSH POST??!!⁉️⁉️‼️] broooo it's legit OVER for me I can't believe these past 2 weeks wtfff thank u universe for putting another perfect man in my path 🙏✨️🌠🎇 I ❤️ being blindsidedddd... tbh I always thought he was cute like haha imagine...my f/o in another timeline... watch the source just 2 check... no...f/o in THIS timeline 😭😭😳😳😳you love him sooooo muchly and easily

#naurrr idk how else to say this. I l*v* him #f/o:adrian #the corey to adrian connection makes this not as shocking cause clearly there is A Type #this is like my most basic f/o tbh ik he is very well loved HAHAHAH #I GET IT

[shojoboy]

nooooot a fan of historic fiction/period piece tv usually but excited for Transatlantic. oh, Corey Michael Smith is gonna be in it? As the main guy? Wearing glasses? oh that’s nice i hadnt heard. thats definitely not why im interested. whats Gotham hah ha ha

#im sad to say i had not heard of varian fry prior to learning abt this show #i dont trust historical fiction not to lie to me so im gonna research him and his story before the show airs lol #and no i do not have netflix. sorry corey. ill venmo u after i pirate it bro #-_- #transatlantic #anyway wtf has Robin been up to?? speaking of very good and cute actors who were in a bad show for years

[cherishsims]

#i've got some drafts from 2021 lying around so have this of acavery #they're very presh to me. were like Besties for years and i kept ignoring their chemistry #even though once in like 2017/18 i did a photoshoot with them and randomly took a photo of them kissing like haha look #then in like early 2021 i was talking to mel while shaping up what's now the griffinverse #and was like sooo i'm thinking of maybe putting acacia and avery together?? #and mel who'd been shipping them literally since their inception in 2015/16 was like yes fuckin finally #in the griffinverse they meet after acacia moves from private to public school #and she first befriends avery's twin brother corey then they meet through him #this was in their junior year of high school then they start dating sometime in college #i think. timelines be fuzzy #acacia griffin #avery briggs #might have posted these on my other blog but w/e

[hersweetrevenge]

i love the way corey talks and idc i'm making a whole ass post about it. disclaimer: i am in no way a language expert, so i can't say anything super poignant, but that's not going to stop me. all thoughts discussed to death with @slutforstabbings, who also coined the term "coreyism" which i now use with reckless abandon lol

corey has a pretty distinct speech pattern (which i am fighting for my life at all times to replicate while writing) and unusual ways of wording things.

corey's most frequent coreyism (in both movie and novel canon) is his really consistent habit of either repeating what he's saying multiple times, or repeating what other people say to him.

repeating himself

when he repeats himself, it kind of feels like he's trying to fill dead air (which makes sense because when he does this it's usually in a situation where he's nervous). he asks allyson about the halloween party like three times in one breath, "how many people you think will be there? think there will be many people there or not that many people there?"

but there are times when it almost feels like he's workshopping as he talks, trying different phrases until he settles on "the right one". when joan asks about his hand, corey says "He said it's gonna be fine, Momma. He said that you don't need to worry, and he said it would be terrific is what he said." corey basically expresses the same sentiment three times but worded different, until he settles on the best, most affirmative version -- "it would be terrific". he also adds the phrase "he said", or a variation of it, four different times. this feeds into his tendency to quote others too, it's like a reassurance to not only joan but to himself that those aren't his words (even though i have a strong feeling he is partly making it up in this instance, just to placate joan's questioning).

repeating others

now we come to his other habit of repeating things from other people. he either quotes verbatim or parrots phrases he's heard recently. in pretty much all of these examples, it mostly just seems like he has good recall and conversational memory, so "pre-made" phrases are easier to use to make his point than trying to word it himself.

in the novel, laurie tells him to "watch out for assholes... they're contagious", then he repeats the that sentiment twice later on -- once to allyson about dr. mathis (in the novel), and once to terry (both in the novel and the movie, even though the movie misses the setup line), "you just act like an asshole 'cause your father treats you like one, it's contagious, right?" it sounds more like a direct quote when he says it to allyson, and laurie had more recently said it to him, but with terry i doubt corey considers it a true quote, more that he's sort of adopted it as a convenient phrase for his lexicon.

at the allen house, he argues with laurie, "And he said to me, 'I hope you find love'. And I found it... you're the one to blame. 'Cause you go, 'you wanna do it, or you want me to?'" he repeats ronald and laurie here, recalling past conversations (verbatim) to make his point for him. i see him as someone who will remember conversations he had months ago and can bring it up easily when he either needs to remind someone of something or when he needs to "prove" something. [he does this in chapter eleven of @/slutforstabbings' fic, clean again, where he recalls a pretty specific conversation from weeks prior.]

#corey cunningham #halloween ends #i love him. y'all *know* i love him. but god it's so difficult to write his dialogue in fics 😭😂 #and you have to find the right balance of repetition. because he's so specific with it. it's not cut and paste it's well thought out #baby why do you talk like that ?? i want to study you in a petri dish 💗 #not included are times when he stutters or he's muttering something. it's not the same as his very purposeful speech patterns #and all the instances where he repeats something in a direct response to something -- #-- e.g. allyson: you're stressing . corey: i'm not stressing. #hmm i feel like this isn't a totally cmprehensive list. but it is his greatest hits #like i said i'm no language expert so y'all can come to your own conclusions. i'm just providing the cold hard facts. #not me realising how often *I* repeat sentiments and phrasings in this post talking about how corey repeats sentiments and phrases lol

[gingerwerk]

Rewatching bmw and I’ve Always been emo over how Cory’s dad has been Shawn hunters number 1 defender and was always there to offer whatever help he needed but I’m on the cherry bomb episode and FORGOT that Cory’s dad admitted that when he was growing up he was the Shawn in his friendship duo 😭😭😭

#Allan seeing himself in Shawn so he understands what Shawn needs :/ :/ :/ #thinking about how when Shawn accidentally got into a cult Allan confronted the guy and straight up said he’d kill him #when Corey’s little bother is in the NICU Allan tells the nurse that Shawn’s family he’s allowed to go in :/ #Anyways….. I really watched this show at a very critical age and it did a Number on me #Kelly watches bmw

[washingtonlowercases]

i have a lot of Thoughts about the chicago situation and im going to put them under the cut cause i know no one cares but i have no one to talk to so they're going here anyway

tw: sexual assault, r*pe, hazing ?

okay so like... what happened?? i watched that press conference (yay being unemployed, we love it here and we are NOT going insane) and i am now convinced that perry probably didnt have sex with bedards mom but actually did something really, really, very much so worse.

im not convinced nothing happened between perry and any bedard though. its such a specific rumor. and the gm and all these reporters being like iTS DISGUSTING TO EVEN SUGGEST- okay so where did it come from then?? can you show me the tweet from rangersfan420 who hates the hawks and started a rumor for fun?? can you find the source to PROVE its just a stupid internet lie?? i know its hard but if im chicago, im putting someone on it. if im a reporter (i know its a hard job, its a lot of work, etc but i have very little sympathy for most hockey reporters specifically because of, well- name any incident) im SCOURING the web for the source of that rumor to either ask how they know, or embed the link in my pay-wall blocked article for clicks!! you KNOW it would work, at least a few times. theyve had two days, has anyone even attempted this? (someone who's job it is, who's getting paid literally to either create news or to kill the rumor more effectively than whatever the hell the hawks are trying right now)

i might believe something sexual assult-y happened between perry and a player's family or player even except we KNOW for a FACT that the nhl and the hawks specifically do not care about that. they can "we're committed to change" all they want (clearly that's not working) but what motive would they have for kicking perry off the team? when has the NHL, or NHL fans (the loud, obnoxious majority, anyway) cared when a player has assaulted anyone?? we have seen sex crime after sex crime against women (and men!) committed by these players who are STILL PLAYING. no consequences enforced by their team, by the league, or by the media or fans (generally. there are good fans and there are some media outlets that care). so really, the hawks have no reason to kick perry off the team, or address the media, or make this into A Thing at all if that were the case. I know its hard to quash a rumor once it starts, but i honestly think if they had just been like "perry did *insert sex crime here* and thats bad, sooweee" people would be like BUT HES A GREAT PLAYER and people would be liek THAT SUCKS KICK HIM OFF THE TEAM and then in 30 hours there would be something new to yell about. (because being the moral police for this FUCKING LEAGUE is exhausting. where my red wings girlies who are dead inside at?? let me hear you scream into the void!)

so let's take a sexual encounter/assault off the table. what the hell was it?? probably not a racist thing. the chicago hockey team for sure doesn't care about that (See: their logo). its probably not a straight up and down illegal thing because the cops aren't involved as far as we know. (not that that really matters to this league either. remember the val nichushkin thing?? or the lucic thing?? {im assuming he'll be playing again soon} or like a million other things?? god this league is exhausting)

i saw someone say a hazing thing and that i might believe, esp bc of how their gm looked on the brink of tears. but then... say that?? or then why say no one else in the locker room knows about it?? are we keeping them in the dark or are we covering their asses legally??

this league is so fucked up, that there's honestly not much i can imagine that a hockey player could do that would warrant THIS from his team and the NHL.

(unless of course he's claimed off waivers or signed in like three months, then it's probably your garden variety assault/hazing/drunk/racist incident)

UGH i hate it here sometimes

#corey perry #chicago blackhawks #idk if anyone has any thoughts... i mean i dont expect anyone to read this but is anyone else kind of going insane?? #like hockey was supposed to be my fun escape and then this happens over and over and over and over and over #really i make jokes #mostly on twitter #but about bedard's mom because... before that press conference it was funny! #and now i feel sick!! #i wish whoever was a victim of this incident #i assume there is at least one #is okay and not deeply re-truamatized by idiots like me speculating #and i wish bedard didnt go there because this sucks for him hes just a kid #i bet he could laugh off the jokes but if its something worse... #and i wish the chicago blackhawks orginzation a very fuck you die