#venus is incorrect

[venusleontios55555]

King George: Hey, Reynolds! *opens the bedroom door*what do you think of Pomeranians as a gift to Charlot -

Reynolds, lying flustered on the bed, ruffled hair:...Yes your majesty ?

King George:

King George: Is Brimsley under the bed?

Brimsley, muffled: No your majesty

King George:

King George: *takes a deep breath*

King George: I need to learn how to knock at this point.

#he is so tired of them #but still a number one shipper #brimsley x reynolds #bridgerton #bridgerton netflix #queen charlotte #reynolds #king george iii #king george bridgerton #king george #brimsley #incorrect quote #incorrect bridgerton quotes #venus #adorable #just george #farmer george

[the--firevenus]

Aang, to someone being mean to him: it's okay, I forgive you

Zuko and Katara: Aang maybe forgive you but I don't

#venus rambling #Sorry had a very zutaraang brainrot lately #I FINALLY FOUND THEIR SHIP NAME BTW I'M SO LATE BUT WHATEVER #Zutaraang #Both zuko and katara is aang body guards even tho the avatar don't need one and y'all cannot change my mind #THE DYNAMIC AND THEIR PARALLEL IS KILLING ME #Anyways. #atla #aang #zuko #katara #incorrect quotes #Maybe idk I made it up based of meme

[brainyxbat]

Venus: Why does Luffy call you babygirl?

Zoro: I think we should stop talking for a while.

#luffy x zoro #zoro x luffy #zolu #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #one piece oc #tempeste g. venus #incorrect quotes

[pearlsinmyhair]

*sigh* recombinant/breath of venus incorrect quote time.

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quaritch: …get out of the tank.

venus: you’re not my dad.

quaritch: get out of the fucking tank.

venus and lyle, who also somehow is in the tank: you’re not my dad.

quaritch: get. out. of. the. tank. i am your dad.

lyle: we’re in a tank and you’re not!

quaritch: i swear-

venus: we’re literally in a tank and you’re not.

quaritch: i’m only gonna say it one more time. get out of the fucking tank.

venus and lyle: …

quaritch: …

venus: …no.

-

quaritch: and that concludes the review of todays training. i’ll see you all bright and early on the shooting range.

lyle: can i say something?

quaritch: absolutely not.

-

quaritch: … lyle, i think i might be gay.

lyle: … miles we’ve been married for five goddamn years.

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na’vi child: so why do you cover your eyes all the time?

mansk, deadpan: because i lost them in the war.

venus: no.

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jake: so… rda soldier, fell in love with the tsakarem, she has a weird situationship with another na’vi guy but she doesn’t want it, really good at ikran flying and archery?

mansk: yep.

jake: welcome to the club, kid.

bov taglist, because i’m sorry for depriving you of content 😭:

@xstarsdiary @xstarsmvxz @lisedanie @avatar4eva @henhouse-horrors @xylianasblog @knmendiola @isnt-itstrange

#incorrect quotes #avatar #avatar the way of water #jake sully #the way of water #recombinant #recom lyle wainfleet #recom mansk #avatar x oc #oc #venus sully #venus sully x (redacted) mansk #recom prager #recom lopez #YOURE NOT MY DAD #lyle wainfleet x quaritch #deja blue

[absolutely-tru-drag-race-quotes]

Venus: Our relationship is strictly professional. Aurora, sitting on Venus' lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

#absolutely true 100% #cdr s4 #aurora matrix #venus kunt #venora #incorrect quotes gen

[ap-kinda-lit]

Mina: What is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Rei: The audacity.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sailor moon #sailor moon #bishoujo senshi sailor moon #sailor mars #sailor Venus #minako aino #rei hino

[timaeusterrored]

I’m never gonna get tired of making these

———-

Kerry: You’re mine.

Johnny: First of all I’m on probation

Johnny: “I” belong to the state of California

-

Mike: oh my god River’s online what do i do?

Vincent: idk send nudes???

Mike:😏you first

Vincent: TO RIVER YOU IDIOT

Mike: OH-

-

Rogue: hey we could use some backup tonight, can you come to the bar?

Johnny: On My Way!

Johnny: omw*

Johnny: I ain’t that fucking excited trust me

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Mike: I hate being high why do I hear footsteps

River: Are you walking?

Mike: oh shit.

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Johnny: how have I impacted your life?

Kerry: you have made it indefinitely more difficult

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Venus: Pls bring back toxic masculinity cus why’d I show up to a date and he’s wearing the same shirt as me?

Vincent: Who wore it better?

Venus: he ate me up I had to wear my jacket.

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Mike: Swear to god I got tell a cunt knee sis bro my mind is so powerful

Vincent: you got WHAT

Mike: Tell a cunt knee sis

Vincent: Dude what are you talking about?

Mike: mf where you can move shit with your brain

Vincent: TELEKINESIS?

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Henry: Top Ten Applebees I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm.

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Johnny: Everytime I’m on a mission with Rogue and she tells me to shush I have the overwhelming urge to start screaming.

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Vincent: Did you know when you eat a pineapple

Vincent: It eats you back

Judy: Yes.

Mike: moans

Mike: that’s so fuckinh hot.

River: pineapple that vores you?

Vincent: I regret meeting you all.

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Vik: Vincent was acting very stressed and I asked him what was wrong and he said “I’m very busy today.” I asked what’s going on. He said “kerry and I are going to the store at six.” I said “And?” He looked at me like I was crazy.

Vincent: you don’t understand my day revolves around this now.

Kerry: Dude we don’t have to go exactly at 6…

Vincent: NO.

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Kerry: Hey my input saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. He’s gonna beat the shit out of you.

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Mike: I’d rather slurp a Jean jacket through a straw than fight Johnny.

Vincent: that sounds oddly specific??? Have you slurped a Jean jacket through a straw- IS THAT WHERE MY JACKET WENT?

Mike: no questions at this time.

-

Vincent: You and your boyfriend are so cute

Kerry: thanks he’s a rescue

Johnny: CAN YOU STOP?

-

Johnny: throw back to when Alt wasn’t answering my texts so I texted her “did you die or something?” ….man.

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Johnny: beating the stinky allegations

Kerry: I had to pin you down to the bathtub fully clothed

Johnny: I’m squeaky clean yo

-

Vincent: Happy anniversary to us and only us

Mike: Wtf I took the picture give me credit before I report

Vincent: oh so your homophobic now? You’re gonna be homophobic to me on my anniversary? Wait until Judy hears about this.

Mike: BRO

(Picture by @arczism )

#anyway I fucking cried trying to type these #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk college au #cyberpunk incorrect quotes #vincent welles #2023 vincent #vincent 2023 #kerry eurodyne #cyberpunk kerry #johnny silverhand #cyberpunk johnny #judy alvarez #rogue amendiares #viktor vektor #tiny mike #mike kowalski #cyberpunk 2077 Henry #venus ambrose #River ward #cyberpunk v #male v #kerry x v #kerry eurodyne x v #kerry #male v cyberpunk #ker x v #kerry eurodyne x male v #kerry x male v #silverdyne #v x kerry

[judedeluca]

Black Rose Naru

Naru: You all look down on me! Ami: Usagi-chan! Naru: You, Mizuno, that Hino girl, all of you, all so special! Makoto: Usagi-chan! Naru: All in a world that people like me aren't allowed to join! Minako: Usagi-chan! Naru: You use the special gifts you were born with, and without a second thought- Rei: USAGI! Naru: -YOU TRAMPLE THE REST OF US INTO THE GROUND!!!!! Usagi: Naru-chan, I admit, I-I don't understand what's going on right now. It might just be too much for a crybaby like me to ever understand. Usagi: But one thing I do know, you're one of my oldest, most dearest friends. Usagi: Please hold on, I'm going to save you.

#incorrect quotes #sailor moon #revolutionary girl utena #usagi tsukino #naru osaka #wakaba shinohara #utena tenjou #rei hino #ami mizuno #makoto kino #minako aino #black rose duel #black rose saga #sailor mars #sailor mercury #sailor jupiter #sailor venus

[theloveandthedead]

Olivia: Why do you keep staring at my legs? Alucard: I want them to sandwich me

#aluvia #olivia and alucard #venus and mars #incorrect l'amour #quote not mine #if it is not obvious by the fic alucard has a thing for olivia's legs #her thighs in particular #l'amour et la mort #hellsing fanfic #hellsing oc #olivia emese song #alucard

[anns-works]

Kid Donnie, in charge of watching over Baby Venus: Okay Milo, I know you can say it. Say Donnie. Come on, say Don-Don. Baby Venus: *baby noises* Kid Donnie: No, Venus. Say Donnie. Baby Venus: *baby noises intensifies* Kid Donnie: Ugh, you're such an insufferable little shit. Baby Venus: Shit! Kid Donnie, panicking: Wait no- Kid Raph: Hey Donnie! You watching over Vee. Baby Venus: Shit! Kid Raph, scandalized gasp: Who taught you that?! Baby Venus: Don-Don! Kid Donnie:

#people usually assume that venus picked up swearing cuz she hung around leo a lot #but its actually donnie #Bronze Skies And Wine Seas #fanfic shitpost #personal shitposts #fanfic shitposting #personal shitpost #shitposts #original character #rottmnt #rottmnt x ninjago crossover #rottmnt x tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #incorrect rottmnt quotes #incorrect rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes #lego ninjago #The Great Hypothetical AU

[venusleontios55555]

Reynolds *to Brimsley*: Do you want me to get you a step stool so you can look into my eyes while you threaten me?

#brimsley x reynolds #bridgerton #bridgerton netflix #queen charlotte #reynolds #king george iii #king george bridgerton #king george #brimsley #incorrect quote #incorrect bridgerton quotes #venus #adorable #just george #farmer george

[rivertigo]

vivre and vivisection are both the incorrect lengthening of my nickname vivi. there is a correct one but I’m secretive about it now

#venus could also be an incorrect lengthening

[pixiestein]

Monster High Characters As Dumb Shit From My Twitter Pt 2

#there are more of these bc im stupid on twitter #actually i havent posted in quite a while bc ive been #***depressed*** #hehe #monster high #mh #monster high characters #monster high dolls #monster high gen 1 #incorrect monster high quotes #twitter #cleo de nile #frankie stein #jinafire long #abbey bominable #venus mcflytrap #deuce gorgon #lagoona blue #toralei stripe #ghoulia yelps #heath burns

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: (to excessively cuddly Usopp and Venus) Would you two keep your lips off each other for 2 seconds?

Usopp/Venus:

Usopp: 1, 2, time's up. *the cuddling continues*

Robin: 🤭

Zoro: 😑

#venus x usopp #one piece #one piece oc #tempeste g. venus #usopp #one piece usopp #roronoa zoro #incorrect quotes #original incorrect quotes #nico robin

[venustothestars]

i told you i would and i delivered. please enjoy im sorry for starving you guys of content 😭

lasko: what’s something you guys are better than freelancer at? damien: mario kart. huxley: yeah, video games. gavin: emotional vulnerability.

freelancer: watcha got there..? gavin: *getting a blow job* a slushee...

lasko: sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. freelancer: no, it was my fault. i shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

asher: can i bother you for a second? david: you're always bothering me, but go ahead.

david: could you be anymore annoying? asher: yes.

babe: sweetheart taught me to think before i act. so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured that i thought about it and am extremely confident in my decision. so confident.

asher: if i was married to you i would put poison in your coffee. angel: if i was married to you i’d drink it.

angel: i’m here for the pack stuff. milo: how did you find us? angel: i saw your ad on craigslist, no fucker, i'm here with david.

angel: you have an impressive pain tolerance, tank! tank: thanks, angel, it's the trauma.

lovely: are you trying to seduce me, vincent? vincent: why, are you seducible? cause it seems like you are.

*when they first met*

tank: are we fighting or flirting? sam: i'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- tank: your point?

sam: are you ready to commit? tank: like, a crime or a relationship?

tank: a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped it and killed it and i started thinking. like, it was just trying to get food. what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? david: are you okay?

angel: i think we should kiss. david: and i think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

gavin: *holds a sign that says "prom?" outside freelancer's window* lasko: oH my gOd, yes! gavin: *yelling up* no, tell freelancer! lasko: freelancer! i'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

caelum: i'm going the fight the next person who insults freelancer. freelancer: i hate myself. caelum: alright, square up.

#redacted asmr #shit posts by venus #redacted david #redacted darlin #redacted gavin #redacted sam #redacted angel #redacted babe #redacted freelancer #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted lovely #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted vincent #redacted asher #redacted lasko #redacted caelum #redacted incorrect quotes

[incorrect-blind-channel]

Niko: In the garden centre and I just heard Joonas screaming "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN THAT VENUS FLYTRAP, JOEL!"

Niko: And everyone in the store is looking, expecting to see a child--

Niko: --And then there's Joel Hokka, 29, with his finger inside a venus flytrap.

#blind channel #niko moilanen #niko vilhelm #joonas porko #joel hokka #incorrect quote #source: twitter #guys don't out your finger in a venus flytrap it wastes her energy and makes her very sad