dave bayley, if you are reading this, you have to pay rent NOW.
dearest dave bayley, resident of my back bathroom.
you have been staying there for 6 years without paying rent. i dont know if you know this, but bathroom bills are expensive. and i need you to start paying up because i know you make big money from the shows you preform from your iphone in the comfort my bathroom. i hear you every single day and night singing every glass animal song in alphabetical order. i have not slept or used the bathroom in 6 years, david baseley. i am going to have to demand some form of payment if i am going to let you keep staying. as i have food bills, and bathroom bills, and i need my vbucks. i need to demand that epic games makes a dave bayley skin (from glass animals), and i need to make sure i have the vbucks to purchase your digital avatar in fortnite so i may play as you while i fight against goku. i feel as though you should know that not being able to use my bathroom for 6 years has caused me many health problems. such as: my belly button has filled in. it is no longer there, and i am examined for science every day. i am furious. do you know how it feels to go to the doctor for a check up every year, for them to see your lack of a belly button and then ask if you were "actually born?" do you know how that feels? do you know, dave bayley of glass animals who has been hiding within the walls of my 1x1 bathroom? recording each glass animals album greater than the last, brilliantly utilizing the reverb from the walls within my bathroom for your recordings? do you? you will never understand the pain of a broken belly button dave bayley. i miss my naval, dave. i miss it more than my wife.
This is me, I just didn't want to have to retype it. I was so upset, I love opening gifts. The least they could do would be to give me some V-Bucks for my trouble??
babe, babe listen, i’m glad you’re happy about your little stocks or whatever, but i don’t understand jack shit that is coming out of your mouth, i literally thought bitcoins was some kind of in-game currency, like v-bucks or something, for years.