#vanessa doofenschmirtz

[pastelalleycat]

#phineas and ferb #pnf #ferbnessa #ferb fletcher #vanessa doofenschmirtz #meme #mint's posts 💛

[virtuissimo]

Olivia Olson (Vanessa Doofenschmirtz VA) singing Busted live

The 2nd chorus??? 😍😍😍

#phineas and ferb #pnf #p&f #olivia olson #vanessa doofenschmirtz #Youtube

[swynlake-spill]

Well, I'm #TeamCandace -- magic or not, Vanessa was breaking school rules! Honestly, props to Candace for holding her girlfriend to the same standards as the rest of the dorm. That can't be easy!

more input on the CanVan drama.

WHAT TEAM ARE U wait i can ask

sorry but this poll function means everything to me.

#candace flynn #vanessa doofenschmirtz #spill poll

[lifeonkylesfarm]

#pnf #pnf doofenshmirtz #pnf phineas #pnf perry #pnf candace #pnf memes #pnf isabella #p&f #phineas and ferb #dr. heinz doofenshmirtz #dr. doofenshmirtz #doctor doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz meme #doofenschmirtz #roger doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #charlene doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #ferb fletcher #ferb i know what we're gonna do today #phineas and isabella #phineas flynn #irving du bois #stacy hirano #candace flynn #linda flynn fletcher #lawrence fletcher #buford van stomm #buford and baljeet

[lawofcollage]

And some Phineas and Ferb pride because I can.

Vanessa/Candace and Ace Perry

#mghartcontest #queerworksfridays #phineas and ferb #pnf #vanessa doofenshmirtz #candace flynn #vanessa/candace #candace/vanessa #vanessa doofenshmirtz/candace flynn #candace flynn/vanessa doofenschmirtz #perry #perry the platypus #agent p #lesbian #wlw #woman loving woman #women loving women #ace #ace pride #ace pride flag #asexual #asexual pride #asexual pride flag

[kellykline]

mad scientist parent who brews homones at home for their transgender child

#heinz and vanessa doofenschmirtz

[nobodyfamousposts]

How would Littlebug react to characters like Doofenshmirtz? Or Jack Fenton?

(In Doofenschmirtz's living room...)

(Doofenschmirtz and Littlebug are having tea.)

Doofenschmirtz: …all that to say, I am kind of off the market for an arch nemesis, though I do appreciate the offer! But I promised Perry the Platypus that I wouldn't take on another arch nemesis and then I promised my daughter, Vanessa, that I would stop my acts of villainy after she made me see that it wasn't actually healthy or what I really wanted in life. And now I'm helping out at OWCA, supporting my daughter, and sharing my non-evil inventions meant to help the world instead of trying to settle petty grudges. So I am sorry, but I hope we can still be occasional rivals or maybe allies?

Littlebug: (Confused)

Littlebug: (Looks down at List)

Littlebug: (Looks up at Doofenschmirtz and points to name on the List)

Doofenschmirtz: (Looks at the name) Oh! I see where the mixup is! I'm Dr. Doofenschmirtz! Mr. Doofenschmirtz is actually my father!

Littlebug: (Tilts head)

Doofenschmirtz: Well you see, a lot of my villainy has been related to my backstory…backstories. You see, back when I was…

(15 Minutes later.)

Doofenschmirtz: (Still going)

Littlebug: (Eye twitching)

Doofenschmirtz: And then there was the time I was shamed for not jumping off the high diving board and—wait, where are you going?

Littlebug: (Leaves)

Doofenschmirtz: Okay! Well feel free to drop by again sometime! What a strange girl.

(Suddenly, Perry the Platypus bursts in.)

Doofenschmirtz: Perry the Platypus! I'm not evil anymore! What are you doing coming in through my window?

Perry: (Chitters and pulls up a screen showing Littlebug)

Doffenschmirtz: Oh, the little living doll thing. Yes, she just left.

Perry: (Looks around warily and chitters)

Doof: What? No! She was perfectly nice!

Perry: (Gestures to Doof)

Doof: Oh, it turned out she actually wasn't looking for me, she was looking for my father.

Perry: (Worried)

Doof: What? What harm could she do?

TV Announcer: This just in! An attack in Gimmelshtump as an elderly citizen is being dangled from a rope off the condemned diving board at the old community pool.

Doof: (Eyes widen) …oh.

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(In another universe, in the Fenton household...)

Jack: (Going to the kitchen when he sees a piece of fudge on the floor) Floor fudge!

(As he picks up the fudge, he notices another piece on the floor and proceeds to pick that up as well.)

(Then he notices another piece.)

(And another.)

(He follows the trail of fudge all the way into the basement and leading to the Fenton Stockades.)

Jack: And that's the last piece! (Picks up the piece inside the Fenton Stockades)

(The door slams shut on him, trapping him in the Fenton Stockades.)

Jack: HEY! Who's there?! Let me out!

Littlebug: (Nods resolutely and marks Jack Fenton's name off The List and starts to leave the Lab)

Voice: Ahem?

Littlebug: (Turns)

(Danny is standing there.)

Danny: You're not another ghost sent by Vlad to kill my dad, are you?

Littlebug: (Shakes her head and shows him her Bad Dad List)

Danny: Why is my dad on this list?!

Littlebug: (Gestures to the Fenton Stockades with a flat look)

Danny: Okay, I know that looks bad. But he's a good dad, really!

Littlebug: (Frown)

Danny: Look, I know he's fought me, but that's only because he doesn't know I'm half-ghost. And the times he found out, he was pretty supportive. I mean, there were situations going on at the time, so we didn't really get to talk it out, but he still seemed to care about me. Even in an alternate reality where I accidentally erased my existence.

Littlebug: (Uncertain)

Danny: If you want to look for bad dads, you should see Vlad Masters. He keeps wanting to kill my dad, marry my mom, and make me his son like some sort of twisted setup of Hamlet.

Littlebug: (Eyes widen)

Danny: So yeah, there are already enough plots against my dad, so I'd really appreciate if you—wait, where are you going?

Littlebug: (Holds up The List, now with Jack Fenton scribbled out and "Vlad Masters" written in on it)

Danny: ....you know what? Have fun.

(They leave.)

...

...

Jack: Hello? Anyone?

#ml crack #ml crossover #multi crossover #littlebug #dolls au #bad dad hunt #no one is safe #though she does at least recognize levels of badness #and certain persons take priority #yes Jack gets out eventually

[satoshy12]

I say Doofenschmirtz would invite the Justice League or YJ or Teen Titans to BBQ day with his daughter and family. And I could see few of them comming to it. In full costume. Superman did fly from Sky to the BBQ. later 1 of Vanessa's Goth friend:" How do you know Dr. Doofenschmirtz, Superman?" Superman:" He is a old villain of mine, someone i would steal visit for a coffee or tea."

#This is a good mad evil villain Scientist #he is like Superior Lex Luthor. #dc #dcau #dc comics #Phineas and Ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr. heinz doofenshmirtz #superman #Superman:“ His like a better Lex.” #bbq #vanessa doofenshmirtz #Superman: #headcanon

[humanowca]

The Doofenschmirtz family works at the OWCA! Vanessa's contribution to the fight against evil is fighting to get the agents health care.

Patreon - Etsy

#human owca #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #norm the robot #vanessa doofenshmirtz #all scientists in r&d have to wear a lab coat and safety goggles which is why norm has both despite being a robot

[princess-of-the-corner]

On the one hand, Carl is paid in college credit.

On the other hand, he is directly in line to become leader of the OWCA if Monogram steps down or is otherwise removed from command, implying the position of unpaid intern is surprisingly prestigious when you consider how unglamorous it is.

Which raises a question: Does Monogram get paid at all?

And like, Vanessa applies for work there in the series finale, are there any human employees other than Monogram or Carl. Does Monty work at the OWCA?

Is Monogram allowed to pay Carl, or is there some old bylaw that states the Director of OWCA's Intern can only be paid in college credit? Because there was an entire episode about Monogram learning to respect Carl more, and Carl still seems to think fondly of him years after he retires, so I'm genuinely wondering about OWCA's bureaucracy at this point.

(Milo Murphy's Law revealed that OWCA agents, being animals, don't really have much use for money, and thus typically donate their paychecks. Which kinda raises further questions of what Perry was doing with his paychecks prior to Doofenschmirtz deciding to do good.)

fascinating.

[latter-day-saint-nick]

We all know Dr Doofenschmirtz is a trans man, but hypothetically, if someone wanted to argue against that, they might point to two factors:

1) He has an ex-wife and a daughter.

2) We've seen him shirtless and he doesn't have any top surgery scars.

There are several possible explanation for the first point. Vanessa might be adopted (which would explain why she has a small nose and a round face when both her parents have prominent noses and long faces), she could have been created through mad science, or Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife might be trans too. As for point 2, well, obviously he didn't get top surgery like some common chump! Instead he invented a deboobinator (which, of course, malfunctioned at first and switched the boobs of everyone in the Tri-State area around until he fixed it).

And that is all I have to say on the subject.

#phineas and ferb

[03josten]

who was the most impactful goth girl of ur childhood

#polls

[rainbowangelcastiel]

Hey everyone. Remember how so many shows or movies make the victims of abuse become their abusers even when that’s only actually 30% of that happening irl? Well, I know one show that does not do that: Phineas and Ferb. Doctor Doofenschmirtz is a “bad guy” and an abuse victim. He never abused or let his awful home life infect how he raised his daughter Vanessa. He loves his daughter unconditionally and gave her everything his parents never gave him. He broke the cycle and he’s actually less evil than his younger brother Roger.

#heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb

[swynlake-spill]

#TeamVanessa in the domestic disputes that keep happening. The Mundus in the relationship should probably not act like she knows more about magic than the sorcerer.

ooooooo spicy! sad to say that the CanVan feud apparently continues. here i thought those crazy kids had fueled all of their pent-up rage-fed sexual tension into a loving and healthy relationship!

apparently not.

the question is........... will they survive till Valentine's?

#candace flynn #vanessa doofenschmirtz #daily spill

[lifeonkylesfarm]

doof and balloony <3

#dr. heinz doofenshmirtz #dr. doofenshmirtz #doctor doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #doofenschmirtz #balloony #pnf #pnf doofenshmirtz #p&f #vanessa doofenshmirtz #charlene doofenshmirtz #roger doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #ferb i know what we're gonna do today #perry the platypus #pnf phineas #pnf perry #pnf candace #pnf isabella #linda flynn fletcher #lawrence fletcher #candace flynn #stacy hirano #irving du bois #buford van stomm #buford and baljeet #baljeet tjinder

[hersterical]

Conversations at the Evil Single-Fathers of Alternative Teenaged Daughters Support Group

Doofenschmirtz: Hello, is this the SFATDSG?

Silco: The what?

D: The Evil Single-Fathers of Alternative Teenaged Daughters Support Group.

Mayor Wilkins: Wow, that is a mouthful. We really oughta work on a better name for the group. And it sure is! What’s your name?

D: I’m Doctor Hienz Doofenschmirtz

S: Wait, I have a few questions for the good doctor before he joins us. Just to make sure he truly belongs

D: Hey! I’m not good, I’m literally evil. If anything I’m a bad doctor.

W: Now Dr. D, can I call you that? Dr. D, just because you’re evil that doesn’t mean you’re not good. Mr. Silco here is as evil as they come and he’s also just about the best father I’ve ever met. He’s a strong leader and a good man and I would bet money that you are as well.

D (wipes tear from his eye): Wow, I really needed to hear that today.

S: Yes…thank you Mayor Wilkins. But I am not evil, I simply am trying to ensure that the Nation of Zaun receives all that we deserve.

W: Yes, but you’ve also committed a lot of murders and other atrocities. Not that I’m judging, who hasn’t right? But that just proves my point, just because you’re evil that doesn’t mean you’re bad.

D: Hold on, back up a bit. You’re a mayor!? My brother, Roger’s a mayor as well and he makes it look so easy! Meanwhile I’ve been spending years, literally putting all of my blood sweat and tears into taking over the tri-state area with no success. It’s just not fair! How’d you do it?

W: I feel ya Doc, it can be frustrating to work so hard and have nothing to show for it. As far as how I did it? I built my platform on being a man of the people. A family man who looks out for the little guy and listens to what the voters have to say. I also used some dark magic, ritual sacrifices, and some minor bribery.

D: hmmm…I’ll have try that. Not the dark magic stuff because I’ve tried that before and it…uh…it didn’t end well.

[a moment of silence passes]

S: You mentioned a brother? I too had a brother. We weren’t born brothers but forged an unbreakable bond. Or at least, it was supposed to be unbreakable. We were friends and partners in all things. Then one day he decided he no longer cared for our cause and tried to kill me. He said it was for the sake of his daughters. It wasn’t until years later that I finally understood when I had a daughter of my own. I would burn down the whole world, including my own aspirations, if it would mean that Jinx is safe.

W: It sounds like the two of you were “brothers” the same way my Faith and that no-good Buffy were “sister” slayers. But we can wait until you’re more comfortable with us to have that conversation if you’d like. But I feel you. I was so close to Ascending but all it took was the mere mention of Faith for me to lose all sense and logic. If I could go back the only thing I would change is I would do better at making sure Faith didn’t get hurt.

D: You guys are preaching to the choir here. More of my evil schemes have been foiled than I can count because I needed to prioritize Vanessa’s needs over my own. And I wouldn’t change a thing. Except it would be nice if Vanessa showed just a little more interest in evil. She has potential she just doesn’t seem to care. She’s so talented and clever she would really thrive in the field.

W: Not my Faith. She took to evil like a duck to water and she’s got a real talent for it. She considers herself to be a bit of an artist and I’m liable to agree with her. I just wish she didn’t care so much about what that Buffy and those other kids thought of her. All they do is hurt her, try to distance her from me, and get in the way of my plans.

S: And I wish Jinx would distance herself from Vi, her sister. She confuses Jinx and tries to change her into something she isn’t instead of just loving her for who she is. And Vi is also always trying to get in the way of my plans.

W: Isn’t that just so frustrating? How about you Doc? Does your daughter have a complicated relationship with a young do-gooder with a penchant for punching first, asking questions later, and getting in the way of your plans?

D: You mean…like a nemesis? I have one of those! He’s my best friend. Our relationship is pretty simple but I’m not sure what his relationship with Vanessa is like. You know what, I’ll just call her and ask.

[Doof calls Vanessa]

D: Vanessa, you picked up! I’m putting you on speaker because I need you to answer a question for me. What’s your relationship like with Perry the Platypus? Would you describe it as complicated?

Vanessa: I mean, he’s a cool guy and I have fun hanging out with him sometimes. But I also don’t exactly love that he regularly hospitalizes my father and also blows up the apartment that occasionally has some of my stuff in it. Plus, he’s also a platypus which is kind of weird. So yeah, I guess you could say that things are complicated between us.

D: Thank you sweetie, that’s all I wanted to know. I’ll pick you up later, love you bye! She said yes.

W: Life is just so complicated for young women nowadays all around. You all know that I think my Faith is perfect, but sometimes I do wonder if she could benefit from seeing a therapist.

S: I’ve briefly considered the same thing for Jinx. Her hallucinations and violent outbursts have gotten worse ever since her estranged sister who she thought was dead broke out of jail and started running around with that enforcer who’s trying to hunt Jinx down.

D: My ex-wife, Charlene, paid for a therapist for Vanessa while we were going through our divorce and it seemed to really help her. I personally wanted to get her a nemesis of her own for free, but I think the therapist was probably for the best looking back. If you guys want I can give you the phone number. It sounds like you guys could all benefit from it because I don’t think your nemesis’s are doing enough.

W: Well gosh, Dr. D, I sure would appreciate that! I gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying our time together gentlemen. We should hang out outside of this little group of ours. Say, how do you two feel about golf?

S: It is a pointless game meant only for the elite to rub their abundance and disregard for their access to land, and clean water in the faces of my people who are choking on the very air that gives them life as the privileged laugh and grow fat on their wealth and power like pigs. Unknown to them they are only preparing themselves to be slaughtered and feasted upon by the very ones they oppress in order to desperately hold on to their tenuous hold over us.

D:…Wow. You’ve got some intense vibes, man. But yeah, I’m gonna have to agree with you. Golf is so boring. How ‘bout a round of mini-golf?

W: Even better! How ‘bout we bring our daughters along? I bet they’d all be fast friends.

S: Mini-golf is…acceptable

#Silco: eat the rich #Mayor Wilkins: literally #doof: but where will my alimony checks come from? #silco arcane #richard wilkins #doctor doofenshmirtz #faith lehane #jinx arcane #vanessa doofenshmirtz #buffy the vampire slayer #arcane #phineas and ferb