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linuxgamenews · 1 month

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Exploring the Distorted Realities in the Vampire Therapist Trailer

Vampire Therapist trailer releases for details into the distortions of this adventure game for Linux, Mac, and Windows PC. The skilled team at Little Bat Games deserves a thank you for their exceptional work. Due to make its way onto Steam in Q2 2024. Let's talk about the Vampire Therapist new trailer since it's not your typical day job. Instead of the usual castle living and mirror-staring you might expect from the undead, this is about giving vampires a new shot at 'life'. It’s quirky, sure, but stick with me. You step into the shoes of Sam, a rookie in the world of vampire therapy. Your task? To help your fellow vampires confront their skewed perceptions of reality. It’s like holding up a mirror (pun intended) to their deepest fears and distorted views. In Vampire Therapist you are guiding them to face their demons (literally and figuratively), as seen in the trailer. Due to finding some semblance of peace. What sets this experience apart is its style. Think of it as a blend of the dark humor from "What We Do in the Shadows," the wacky horror twists of Mel Brooks. Also the absurdity of Monty Python, and the historical hilarity of "Horrible Histories." You’re not just playing a game on Linux; you're immersing yourself in a world where comedy and horror intertwine. Where you, as a reformed vampire, are due to help others on their journey to inner peace.

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One of the most intriguing characters you’ll meet is Andromachos. This guy's got history – he's a former warrior and assassin, and now he's your guide in this world of nocturnal therapy. His question, "We are dead, don’t we deserve to rest in peace?" really hits home. It makes you think about the whole concept of redemption and peace. Even for those who've lived in the shadows. In the trailer you might also see the techniques used in Vampire Therapist, which are developed with input from licensed therapists. That means you're not just getting a run of the mill experience; there's real substance and authenticity behind the strategies. And also the approaches you'll use to help your vampire clients with their distortions. So, it's not just about the thrills and chills of the undead world. It's about understanding, growth, and maybe finding a bit of laughter in the darkness. Whether you're a fan of horror, comedy, or just looking for something unique, Vampire Therapist trailer highlights an experience that's both entertaining and enlightening. Due to make its way onto Steam in Q2 2024 via Linux, Mac, and Windows PC.

#vampire therapist #dark comedy #linux #gaming news #little bat games #ubuntu #mac #windows #pc #Youtube

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62-cents · 1 year

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love people who are like "lestat should have worked on himself and his issues before getting with louis the first time" bc 1) correct they both needed work and 2) where exactly is a 18th century born male vampire going to therapy?? FREUD?????

#the therapist bills can u even imagine #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv #lestat de lioncourt

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sableeira · 2 months

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so it’s a fact that Fyodor mostly surrounds himself with white haired men and specifically white haired men with long hair. For example: Ivan, Shibusawa, Nikolai, Sigma and now Bram.

Noteable mentions of white haired men with short hair that Fyodor has associated with: Ace, Fukuchi and Nathaniel.

Do you know who else is often portrayed with long white hair? That’s right: God!

His devotion to god has been very obvious throughout the series. He wants to become God’s special little guy but because he can’t have him right now (believes he has to destroy abilities as a sign of his devotion to god) he is searching for comfort in every random white haired guy he can find.

#sitting Fyodor down like I’m the therapist in fleabag: Do you really want to fuck the white long haired twinks or do you want to fuck god?#last time I put a crack theory out in the open it became true (Chuuya faking the vampire thing) so I’m trying my luck again 😊#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd 113 #bsd fyodor

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hamburgernotsohelpful · 7 months

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This Marcy made me once again question if I need Therapy, Because why she look so Good?!

#fionna campbell #adventure time fionna and cake #fionna and cake #cake the cat #Marceline thé vampire queen #princess bonnibel #princess bubblegum #martin mertens #adventure time #this has happened multiple times #i need therapy #why she gotta look so good #excuse me while i go cry in a corner #excuse me while i go call my therapist #why am I attracted to women who will step on me #these episodes had me shook #I’m shook #shooketh #fionna and cake spoilers

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damiandie · 8 months

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How did your mom hurt you? Tell me, Sydney?

I got you @milkmallow28 > u ●

#camp here and there #chnt #i love sydney o sargent #sydney o sargent #up and adam #silly vampire #IM DONE #also i know that sydney is in a therapist long chairs when he visits adam #but i like to head cannon that hes in his little eepy bed and in the “dream” he is wearing whatever hes wearing when he went to bed #yes sydney wears a victorian nightgown to bed #and he wears band tees too with hello kitty pj pants #HE IS SO SILLY TO ME #VAMPIRIAN VISONS

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nashvillethotchicken · 1 month

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Thinking about Lestat seeing Louis’s eating patterns as a waste of his gift/himself while Armand gives Louis food that he literally can not enjoy or digest just so he has something on his stomach

#if i had to give each of louis relationship a theme loustat would be shame and loumand would be enabling #which are both really bad ways of “helping” a partner with an ed #lestats shame and anger tactics only make louis more resentful and less likely to eat #while armand having the little drinks and exotic animals and the human food dont actually deal with louis problem head on-#cus at the end of the day louis is still not eating enough #and i think they really exemplifies both of their trauma and abandonment issues #both of them came up chronically food insecure #lestat was put into the role of provider at a very early age and stayed in that role until he died/was turned #so for him rejecting what lestat gives is like rejecting lestat cus he doesnt have anything else to make him “useful”#and lestats reaction to rejection is anger and control so he tries to shame and control louis into eating more/human #while armand has been abandoned by literally everyone he loves up till this point so for him its like #ok i can make people dtay if i give them what they want and what louis wants is to not feel bad about eating and so armand does that #but it still doesnt get to the root of the issue which is louis having poor coping mechanisms for his grief and other emotions #like either way you slice it. louis is not meeting his nutritional needs. he eats drinks from one guy eats a fox or some other small animal #when he should be having like two dudes at least #and then he has human food which according to anne rice makes vampires vomit up their whole stomach content so...#louis imma send you to my therapist shes great #interview with the vampire #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #ldpdl #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #armand #loumand #loustat #like armand gives louis food he cant eat just so he knows theres something in louis stomach even for a short while

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androgynouspenguinexpert · 3 months

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murder on the dancefloor

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted porter #vampire #redacted summit #he's so fucking cool dude #i am on my knees BEGGING for porter's character to not go in a julian devorak direction #because jules i love you man but my god are you insufferable sometimes #anyway treasure's therapist friend i can fix him schtick is coming in handy bc porter is starting to soften #maybe if porter decides he's not into the whole assassination thing he can take up knitting or something #or gardening #no matter what he'll still be SICK AS HELL #i bet he has a watch collection

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klausysworld · 10 months

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Hii, I love your work <3, it's so good

I was wondering if you could do a Klaus x reader when Klaus is reader's psychologist or therapist and he knows all her shit and falls in love with her (I'd even like to see some jealousy from Klaus because reader always chooses men who treat her horrible and he tries to be professional about it but in the end he can't, he kind of thinks he would treat her better (even in the sexual part))

Which would hurt more?

Klaus had been seeing his client Y/n L/Y/N for a few weeks now, once on a Sunday and again on a Thursday for an hour or so each time depending on his schedule and if he could push other clients back to hear her.

He knew he probably shouldn’t have a favourite patient but despite most of their conversations being on rather traumatic or emotional topics, he looked forward to seeing her and listening to everything happening in her day to day life as well as her past.

He enjoyed seeing her progress and helping her to understand her own feelings. Even if he mostly listened and offered advice that he knew she wouldn’t actually use.

So there he was already waiting on his chair with the door open for her to come in while he got the past session notes out. His lips turned up as he heard her voice ring from the hall

“I’m so sorry I’m late Dr Mikaelson, I got caught up” she explained, through heavy breathing as she rushed in and closed the door before going to her usual choice of seating opposite him.

“Not an issue y/n, and please call me Klaus” he smiled at her and she quickly mirrored it as she dropped her bag and brushed the hair out of her face. “So, how was your morning?” He questioned while clicking his pen

“Well- okay so last night I was out with this guy right? Whatever, stayed the night at his but then woke up and I was like shit. I’m on the other side of town, no car, lost my keys, the dick took my cash from my purse and disappeared before I woke up and I couldn’t find my phone anywhere so I had to find my own way here without any money. Ergo I ran cuz I woke late and I’m just behind on everything, you?” She rushed out in one long breath leaving him speechless for a moment before glancing to his empty page.

And then began a long session about her decisions, how she got to them, how she would do them differently and why she thinks she chooses then more often than she’d like.

See Y/n seemed to do this a lot. From what Klaus could tell, she frequently allowed random men to use her body only to feel awful about herself after. He assumed it to be her own version of self harm, abusing her body to try feel better for a moment.

Problem was she didn’t see it that way, and he knew she planned to keep doing it. And although he had many suggestions, he couldn’t exactly tell her what she can and can’t do.

But he could be there for her and try to help her find a better way to her future.

And over time, he managed to see some change in her behaviour. She got more self aware and was able to move past some of her childhood trauma.

The problem with her being self aware was that she knew what she was doing and it was only upsetting her more each time she had to tell him that she’d done it again.

And although he hasn’t ever hugged a patient in the past, he couldn’t help but comfort her as she cried for nearly the entire session. It was his main mistake.

Having her in his arms felt too good for her to be just a client. Being able to smell her hair as her face nuzzled his neck was delightful and in that moment he wished they were stood in his their own house, under entirely different circumstances and together.

Of course once she pulled away and sniffled her ‘thank you’ back to him, he snapped out of it and cleared his throat to try and push away his thoughts.

And from then it only got worse.

One hug became many over the weeks, until she was greeting him and leaving him with a cuddle each time.

And then the dreams kicked in, he knew he could treat her so much better than any other and he loathed every man who took advantage of her vulnerable state. He just wanted to have her as his, to hold and love her like she deserved.

Of course he tried to shove his thoughts away when he actually saw her but then she began wearing more intriguing outfits. Revealing and suggestive clothing that surely drove his mind mad.

His eyes would shut and his lips would part as her breasts pushed right up against him and she hummed with her lips by his ear. Klaus couldn’t help his mind wondering to the idea of having his face between said breasts, hands squeezing and fingers pinching. He couldn’t help glance down for a second as they pulled away to get a peek at her cleavage and when he looked back to her eyes he knew she knew and that made it harder.

Months went by and he found himself waking up with her name fresh on his lips, cock up and solid, sweat coating his body as he groaned aloud and pulled the blanket off his body only to sigh in defeat at the cum that already covered his abs.

She made it difficult to concentrate on anything she was saying now that such a rich red lipstick painted her lips each day, his note book became more and more blank each session and he seemed to find himself picturing her in all sorts of positions as she told him about another imbecile she slept with. God he just wanted to have her beneath him, head back as she screamed his name and forgot about every fool she had ever been with before.

And when she kept coming to him upset or hurt both physically and/or emotionally by another boy…he couldn’t stop himself from snapping and telling her she needed to stop abusing herself which caused a heavy silence to hang over them.

She had cleared her throat and pulled at her jacket to hide her breasts that she had originally wanted on display for him.

And that’s when he realised that he was another person who she though would use her and leave her. She wanted him to hurt her.

He stood up slowly and moved to sit beside her on the couch she were on, he wrapped his arms around her and pulled her to him, he rest his chin on top her head and sighed through his nose

“I shouldn’t have said that, I’m sorry y/n” he told her

“It’s fine, you’re right” she whispered but he could hear the crack in her voice and it hurt his heart.

He kissed her temple tenderly and helped her onto his lap which probably wasn’t his finest idea but he did so nevertheless. His hand gently rubbed up and down her arm as she bit the inside of her cheek in an attempt to not cry again in front of him even though it was what he was there for.

“I never mean to upset you sweetheart” he murmured, tucking some of her hand behind her ear

“I’m sorry” she whispered and he frowned

“No lovely, never be sorry, it’s my job to listen to you. I was very out of line…” he thought for a moment before his brain gave him a brilliant idea “how about we do something to cheer you up? You like sweet things don’t you y/n, how about we go to the cafe just down the street?” He offered

“Is that allowed?” She asked quietly, of course she wanted to spend time with him and she had purple been trying to get his attention but now she was getting it, she worried that it would hurt his career. He was a highly recommended psychologist and she wouldn’t ever want to ruin his reputation.

He hesitated for a moment before sighing “probably not no…but I’ll go get you something and bring it back okay? You happy to wait here?” He leaned back to see her face as she turned to him.

“Are you sure? I’ll grab my purse so-“

“Nonsense love, It’s my version of an apology” he hushed her as he stood “just stay here, snoop if you must and I’ll be back shortly” he kissed her forehead before leaving.

It was an odd situation to be in, her psychologist holding and kissing her and buying her things to make her feel better.

She thought she’d seduce him, fuck him and then he’d have to let her go as a client and she’d be on her own again. But he didn’t take her against his desk and then throw her out, he kept looking out for her, taking care of her and being kind. It was bizarre and everything in her argued on whether she should run or stay.

She wasn’t sure which would hurt more. Staying, falling completely in love with someone she knew she wasn’t allowed or running away from the only good thing in her life at the moment.

She was never great at decisions and Klaus knew that.

Which is why he wasn’t overly surprised when he got back with the cakes in his hands only to find that she had left only a note as a sign she had once been there.

He placed the food down and sighed, he shouldn’t have left her alone. He didn’t know what he was thinking anymore. He just knew that she was important to him now and he needed to find her, sooner rather than later.

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dearest-lady-disdain · 1 year

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interview with the vampire episode where someone accidentally drinks blood of a human on antidepressants

#wide area because im not a therapist i cant diagnose what exactly is wrong with them #interview with the vampire

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 7 months

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Leonardo: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and MC!

Literally anyone: So MC knows about this?

Leonardo, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp mc #AIGHT BUT NO CAP THAT'S LIKE HALF OF LEO'S RT #when i say this one makes me start chortling on sight IM NOT KIDDING #i will never get over how funny he is sometimes #like yes there's the tragic backstory and horrible childhood but #the inevitably hilarity of a grown man 400 yrs old yelling I WONT SUBJECT MYSELF TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING K N O W N #i love you leonardo. truly i do. now just follow this trail of cigarillos into this Totally Not A Therapist's Office--#its hard for me sometimes because he absolutely means well most of the time but #he always makes me think of that post of like #'thinking you need to sacrifice every second you're with a person isn't love. and i'm sorry for whatever made you feel like it was.'#leonardo: ask for help? ill Die First.#mc with a bat aimed at his head: first time for everything--

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therapy-can-be-hell · 25 days

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Why do people in my dreams want me dead :(

Do you perchance have social anxiety? That might be a cause. Feeling like people you’ve never met and will never see again hate you and, by extension, would benefit from you being gone.

Or maybe you feel, as many understandably do, that the world is a frightening and horrible place and you’re going to die at any moment? Whether existential dread or just looking at the state of the world these days, I can see where one might get this assumption.

Or maybe that’s a You Issue, with no outside causes, simply your own mind saying you should die (It’s wrong, by the way! You shouldn’t die!)

Whatever the cause, I sure don’t want you to die! A dead client is of no use! And also you should live because, you know, people love and care about you and all that :)

#~~|session in progress|~~#vampire therapist #dream meanings

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linuxgamenews · 3 months

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What It Really Means To Live Forever: Discover Vampire Therapist

Vampire Therapist is a dark comedy visual novel game coming to Linux, Mac, and Windows PC. Little Bat Games has poured a lot of hard work and creativity into developing this unique experience. Due to make its way onto Steam in early summer. Let's talk about something unique hitting Steam on June 17th, Vampire Therapist. This isn't your usual run of the mill content; it's something fresh and exciting, especially if you're into exploring the minds of vampires. So, picture this: You're Sam, a cowboy turned vampire. Sam's not just any vampire; he's on a quest to find meaning in his endless life. And he's not alone. He has a 3,000 year-old therapist, Andromachos, who's also a vampire. Together, they dive deep into what it means to live forever. Now, here's the twist: Vampire Therapist is not just about Sam. It's packed with other vampires, each with their own quirks and issues. Imagine diving into their stories, understanding things like fear of open spaces or being way too into themselves. And as a result, you get to help them. It's about showing these age-old creatures that there's more to their existence than just, well, existing.

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The team behind this Linux title is small but talented. They're based in Berlin and have teamed up with Medienboard Berlin-Brandenburg. The vibe? Think dark European nightlife mixed with laughs, kind of like "What We Do in the Shadows" and "Horrible Histories". Dueto be a blend of deep, thoughtful content with characters that'll make you smile and think. And here's some further detail: The people behind the title teamed up with real therapists. That means all the techniques you'll see in Vampire Therapist are legit. It adds a layer of authenticity to the whole experience. Cyrus Nemati, the Creative Director and the brain behind the dialogue and characters, believes in the power of therapy. This isn't just about fun; it's about showing that therapy can be for anyone, even those who've been around for centuries. Vampire Therapist" is a dark comedy visual novel shaping up to be a unique and thought-provoking ride. It's not just about playing; it's about exploring, understanding, and maybe even learning a thing or two about the complexities of the mind. If you're into games that offer more than just action, but also make you think and feel, this one's definitely worth checking out. Due to make its way onto Linux, Mac, and Windows PC. So be sure to Wishlist it on Steam. Due to be priced at $14.99 USD / £12.49 / 14,99€.

#vampire therapist #dark comedy #visual novel #linux #gaming news #little bat games #ubuntu #mac #windows #pc #Youtube

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